Joe Rogan Shares Crazy Baboon Stories

Taken from JRE #1215: • Video

[@freelanceopportunist559]

True love is watching Joe Rogan talk about primates

[@robbiethompson2778]

@@dasryte3265 not true your thick as fuk

[@rm2kking]

Robbie Thompson Jesus, are you a child or just an idiot? Who the fuck thought you English?

[@robbiethompson2778]

@@rm2kking fuk u

[@robbiethompson2778]

@@rm2kking your mum did or was it your sister y

[@rm2kking]

Robbie Thompson My mother is a drug addicted degenerate and I don’t associate with her. So if she taught you I guess that explains why you can’t grasp the language you speak. You smooth-brained drooling imbecile.

[@tvspy9770]

The volume is too low.

[@BoopShooBee]

Check the volume slider at the bottom of the video. This video changed my setting. Maybe the baboons became nicer after the assholes died is an indicator that psychopathic behavior is learned. I've read other anecdotes that indicate this might be true in humans as well.

[@moru254]

tv Spy ur speakers are trash

[@ibux4917]

@@moru254 Even on trash speakers the volume is too fkn low

[@Dave.S.TT600]

@@ibux4917 agreed volume too low thanks

[@sgtw4902]

Thanks I thought it was this junk phone.

[@Isaiah42069]

why is this one so low on the volume.

[@linksghost]

Big Facts

[@cubancoffee]

@mike rusch *PETA

[@BobRoss-kt4yu]

Thought my phone was dying. I’ve been having problems with it and I thought it was dead lmao

[@Holygh0st_3]

I kept trying to turn the volume up 😂

[@JohnstasBACK]

JAMIE!!! FFS

[@FrostyFlameTV]

This is the most Joe Rogan title ever

[@ThePat1221]

It's entirely possible

[@wout.schreurs]

4/10, not enough DMT.

[@Supernaut413]

No its not. Not even close

[@Supernaut413]

Joe Rogan - Did DMT Come From Aliens dont u think thats more than this?

[@nitinpandey6037]

This is the most rogan comment ever

[@derpatrizier]

A french forgein legionaire told that sometimes they had to shoot baboons, because the locals weren´t safe from them. So, when they shot and wounded one baboon, the others launched feign attacks to draw the attention away and a rescue team would pick their fallen comrade up and carry him away

[@wij8044]

Baboon down, baboon down! Rescue team inbound!

[@az5977]

Meeeeeeeediiiiiiiiiiiiiiiic!!

[@alexandrahiltunen2130]

😭😭😭

[@golfwang3769]

seems like that'd put them in a position with more wounded though? assuming the people shooting are fairly accurate.

[@ActionJackson669]

@@golfwang3769 they gotta take that risk though, for their boy 😤😤😤 they some real ones 💯

[@Antipodean33]

Joe "baboons are not like a regular person" Rogan BAHAHAHAHA

[@ryannn-9143]

Joe “Snatch him and eat his head” Rogan

[@football4life85]

Baboons are terrifying! Also they are very smart. They will steal and kill lion cubs so they don’t grow into big lions and kill the baboons.

[@almac9203]

There are videos of baboons kidnapping dogs and trained them to be guard dogs. Real planet of the apes stuff.

[@jeffthompson9622]

They are biologically monkeys but their intelligence seems very ape-like.

[@aymostemitope4800]

@@almac9203 True. It happened in India. They do so to human babies when the baboons observe that humans hunt them.

[@H00o0DA1]

@@aymostemitope4800 where

[@coldcall8042]

Joe “A Baboon Tried to Steal my Friends Food...I forget what the context of it was though” Rogan

[@rooster260]

Joe "a deer could feed a family for a months" Rogan.

[@garretphegley8796]

Half a month to month depending on the family.

[@sushimidnight9539]

@@garretphegley8796 unless you eat like wild hogs you cpuld ration it out over 3 or 4 depending on size

[@garretphegley8796]

@@sushimidnight9539 Yeah well not everyone is Algonquin.

[@sushimidnight9539]

@@garretphegley8796 I'm just saying a deer could feed for for a while on small rations

[@Chowd-js1mg]

It defiantly could I grew up eating deer. You make sausages, jerky, ribs, steaks, soups you name it w it.

[@cb-9938]

When is someone gonna make a compilation of all Joe's chimp stories and questions

[@missewe]

I second your idea

[@bblack.orchidd]

I'm from South Africa. When I was a baby a baboon tried to climb into my mom's car and take me from her. I'm lucky I'm still alive today 😂

[@krishanattri9305]

“A deer can feed a family for months” Glenn Villeneuve: “Hello”

[@stanstanstan2597]

Tararre would disagree

[@Linda-jm2ez]

These are the conversations that really make him happy

[@quintonlange5323]

Joe Rogan calling that guy a “fucking dork” had me rolling

[@rankytheskate]

Joe The Volumes too low Rogan

[@frankiediamonds718]

Dude...joe rogan need his own animal show , l could hear this guy talk about scary animals all day

[@jeffthompson9622]

A friend used to keep hamadryas baboons. I enjoyed learning to interact with them, but wouldn't want to keep them. They seemed more like us in some ways than they did the smaller monkeys I've been around. Jeff Cooper wrote that some people oppose killing them because they resemble humans, and other people favor killing them for the same reason.

[@dee-dr7kt]

monkey hate ring

[@justacatwhocantype]

This old guy that I was kinda friends with took me to this safari park thing for my birthday like 15 years ago. It's called Serengeti Park (Hodenhagen in Germany) and it's basically a zoo with free roaming animals. You cannot walk through it, you have to drive through it, either with the park's tour bus or with your own car. We took the guy's car, and when we got to the part with baboons, two of them jmped on the car and started ripping off the windshield wipers and chewing on the antenna. Buddy got super pissed off and opened the car door and was about to jump out to slap the baboon off of his car. This guy never listened to anything I said, but that day he was very lucky that, for a change, he did listen and shut the door again. To this day I do not understand how a 64 year old man could think that it would be a good idea to try to beat up a baboon. Had he gone out, I would have slammed the door shut and locked it, I can tell you that.

[@usernamepassword9091]

Holy shit.... That guy has no idea how fucking lucky he was that day... Jesus Christ that's terrifying

[@Respect.The.Grind..]

That’s deeply hilarious

[@blossomsports1]

You two coulda took em

[@jaquezfeagen3687]

😂😂😂

[@tommysaville9427]

It’s entirely possible the sound in this video is low

[@Ahmad-xm5qu]

Tommy Saville look into it

[@ballisticdan9135]

Or the volume.

[@efrencardoso9837]

You can’t hear

[@oddunb6190]

Lol you’re deaf mate

[@aymostemitope4800]

@@Ahmad-xm5qu Joe don't want the Baboons to hear you!

[@sombrero8871]

This is one of the quickest 180s I’ve seen from joe😂

[@4everdefence]

young Jamie slipping on this one

[@norwegianblue2017]

I don't think Bambi would have cared if her mother was killed by a guy with a hunting license.

[@missouribushwhacker9449]

Bambi's a dude...

[@christianrivera0712]

@@missouribushwhacker9449 hahahaha

[@missewe]

Lol

[@diogenes8272]

You clearly know nothing about hiw hunting works

[@godlevelthreatgarou2418]

@@diogenes8272 knows more than you

[@justinlutz5420]

Volume is low 😕 bro'w

[@TheNotbadphonedaddy]

Every single episode of Joe Rogan that I've listened to has made me laugh really hard. Baboons are not normal people

[@robinred8078]

I like how joe still called the man a hunter just cos he’s doing it illegally doesn’t mean he’s not a hunter, he’s killed more deer than you 😂

[@shawnoelrich4228]

Im so glad ill never have to tangle with a baboon YIKES THOSE CHOPPERS

[@AcMcCallie]

Joe "they're like corded steel!" Rogan

[@robertcurtis8585]

I love that judge, that's so funny, Respect.

[@davidscarfe2020]

Yo Jamie pull that clip of me hunting Baboons while tripping on DMT

[@laurafedora5385]

There’s a hilarious story about Paul Bettany forgetting to lock his hotel porch door and coming back to a bunch of baboons in his room, one eating a Mars bar, some raiding the mini bar and some pissing on the bed 😆

[@aeoeaa1234]

Sure they were baboons though? They're huge, and will deffinitely fuck you up if they feel like it. Like, HUUUGE incisors 😧

[@marions.120]

Sounds like my drinking buddies!

[@darthnihilus3447]

People poaching deer for trophies is a serious problem around Missouri. I can't tell you how many deer carcasses I've come across in the woods that were missing their heads or had their antlers cut off and the body was left behind. It's always sad to see and it just pisses me off.

[@austinh4964]

Joe "Do you understand that?" Rogan

[@garrettpittman7374]

Joe Rogan talking ab viscious animals are my favorite videos of all time on KZbin

[@Jon_Zeku]

Joe just gets it when it comes to these elegant and important conversations.

[@karljonson3287]

I never ate a deer. I would like to though. Must be juicy af.

[@lachlanbell8390]

Always wanted to try venison, but never have. Apparently it tastes a lot like kangaroo, and kangaroo is my favourite meat so venison has gotta be right up there too.

[@B_to_the_H]

@Bumps in the night is correct. Not much intramuscular fat so not as juicy as a steak from a cow that hardly moves. Still tastes good though.

[@shanehaney2121]

It's very good! Extremely lean so you'll need to try it medium-rare so it won't be tough. Or you can slow roast it and it will be as tender as beef.

[@sladehildebrand7518]

Shane has it, eat on the slightly rare side. If you fry it, do it slow and medium heat.

[@obanibs96]

Lachlan Bell it’s very lean, about 98%, so it needs a good bit of help from seasoning. And a single deer certainly ain’t lasting a family “months” but that’s how my father and I got our meat. Spend all summer in the blind stocking up.

[@MrSomeRedditor]

"Look at that guy.... fucking dork" lol

[@sammysantoro9107]

Animals are our friends. They’re beautiful creatures. I’m not anti hunting, but if you just hunting just for fun and you ain’t eating the animal and using everything you can of the animal, then you a piece of shit. I love animals, and respect them and want them on this planet.

[@religionisatragedy8537]

If you think animals are our friends you should live in the woods

[@Cat_main_apex]

@@religionisatragedy8537 I dont think that's what he meant. He was probably saying that we can treat animals very poorly as a species and if someone is hunting without harvesting anything from the animal then its cruel. I dont necessarily agree, because there are other reasons for hunting like killing invasive species, etc. But I do agree , I love animals and I find it sad to know we can be cruel to them.

[@wolfspiritoutdoors158]

I can attest to the fact from personal experience that baboons are incredibly dangerous, kniving, planning and have malicious intent. I'm married to the daughter of one 😂😆😆

[@FishingtonBurpPuzzle]

I was chased by one. I had been trying to photograph them. But I failed to notice they had young ones. Be careful with baboons and stay in your car.

[@gorgeousgeorge7104]

They could attack even without their children around

[@Corn-Pop.]

My brother once shot a deer with a bow during hunting season with all the correct legal stuff. The deer came out of thick bushes, he hit just right in the heart and it bolted back into the same bushes he came out of. Less than a minute later he came back out and my brother nailed it again in the same spot, it went right back into the bushes. He waited then came down from his stand and walked into the bushes and there was two deer that looked almost exactly the same. Both were 10 points and well built. He only had the permit to get one. He was 16 and freaked out that he was going to go to jail. He took both to a small butcher shop to get processed and because it was one of the two weekends of shotgun season and there was a conservation officer there. My brother went up to him and told him and asked if he was in trouble. The conservation officer just laughed and said that wasn't poaching. A guy who happened to be there had a permit that he hadn't used and he let him use his permit.

[@hynjus001]

They're not that intense. Like never mess with a baboon. But they won't seek you out to hurt you. Ask anyone from around Cape Town. We've all been around baboons. At the one university, there used to be this deposed alpha that would walk around campus. Huge like some sort of troll and scary as hell. But super chilled. He'd just walk around looking for trash and we'd all keep a healthy distance.

[@P1kk3]

Most JRE video title ever.

[@mikelsidler5821]

I was looking forward to eat that deer and you shot it😂😂😂😂 Joe eating everything raw😂😂😂😂

[@Spongebrain97]

I like how the last words here were "they'll fuck you up".

[@pseudonymBOB]

Jimmy Fallon grew a beard?

[@erickknows4084]

The deer hunter looked like Darren till Poacher

[@Saynotoquack]

Fair warning, the ad is loud as shit compared to the video.

[@bblack.orchidd]

A baboon can do more than just f you up. My step dad worked with a man who was bitten by a baboon luckily just once. The baboon pulled his skin up away from his body and bit a huge junk of flesh off. When the baboon releases the skin it opens up and makes a huge hole

[@fractaled3129]

Joe "I had a friend who was in Africa and he got attacked by a baboon" Rogan.

[@thepredator4480]

How about you put me in a room with that guy for 45 mins?!

[@amarettoas]

I love how 90% of my recommended joe rogan clips are about apes, uncontacted tribes or aliens. And every time with another guest

[@TheRibFeast]

The two things Joe Rogan loves the most. MMA, and apes.

[@lizziec4408]

Is this hella quiet for anyone else?

[@dr.jobin6946]

*about to drift off into sleep* “ AHGGAHHH do you struggle from too much exposure to blue light?*

[@imheresoidontgetfined]

Dude looked like Kevin Love in that mugshot 😂

[@kalithechamp1412]

People don’t realize how fuccing strong not only baboons bite are, but they are physically strong af too. On top of the fact they are aggressive af and how savage their attacs are, that’s why they’ll tear a grown man to pieces

[@johnpriceprice6860]

A few years ago I saw a story on the local news about a business owner showing up to his bussiness in the morning to find the trash from his dumpster thrown all over the place. This went on for a week so he installed a camera to catch whoever was doing this. He came in the next morning and checked his camera, probably expecting to see a person. Nope, it was a baboon. I'm no animal expert but, I don't believe baboons are native to San Antonio.

[@parkerelliott6484]

Joe "I love hunting and eating deer" Rogan

[@splittheprophet1334]

imagine if there was an actual saiyan on earth, but he didn’t realize his power because society has verbally abused him to the point that he don’t even believe in himself

[@snobdylan]

That's you bro

[@drebodollaz3504]

He’d have a tail

[@SacClass650]

There's a difference between subsistence hunting and trophy hunting.

[@lurkster1974]

"I had a friend who was in Africa who got attacked by a baboon, the baboon tried to steal his food. I forget what the context was."

[@jasoncummings6974]

I wish this podcast came in braille....🙉

[@ulipeterson6112]

1:08; omg its Kevin Love!

[@thomasbrady3827]

Yeah cause he takes bad shots

[@MikeBassil]

Only criticism I have is the guest asking jamie to pull something up. Like where do you get the audacity...

[@landonic81]

Who's head is bigger? Rogans or Dana White?

[@brandonmeraz2440]

Dana White's 😂😂😂

[@tylerclayton421]

Close call

[@dom-ct6ie]

Joe "" Rogan

[@ukaszb5694]

Joe should have another show: "Animals that will fuck you up". Instant hit.

[@clayski9470]

as soon as this video ends im gonna want to know why everyone is screaming in the other videos

[@zaydolla1]

You know what’s sad the cops know by showing the guy Bambi movie will only make him mad so after his year is done he will be worse than he already was smh 🤦‍♂️ pray for us

[@Supernaut413]

why is it only 480p?

[@mikeplasse]

4:00 yw

[@fight4ourright306]

Thanks I hate when he makes these videos longer than they have to be.

[@paulzan2246]

“It’s like a dog and a chimp fucked”-Joe Rogan

[@GG-kn2se]

Maybe I’m boring but yeah baboons kill humans but we’re talking about this in the context of a human who just murdered an entire baboon family lol

[@sumuqh]

Why the volume is so low for this clip

[@boofman0486]

Walt Disney was not a nice man... just puttin that out there🤣

[@unitedwestanddividedwefall3521]

Why these guys basically whispering? Damn the volume on the show is low way to low and the KZbin commercials are ear rape! WTH!?

[@DF-wv6im]

I wish I had a famous friend with my ideas.

[@liamhainsworth3105]

Joe “and there’s ones that will fk your mouth” rogan 🤣🤣

[@DMES-wp2fj]

Animal Planet should give Joe a show about monkeys

[@genXcripple]

lmao. “there are good Uber drivers, and there are…”

[@skillsHacker]

Joe “ it’s like a werewolf” rogan

[@dustin529]

"Walt Disney was a nice man" lol

[@clich126]

Somebody is super comfortable guest "Jamie look this up"

[@wolf-bearchief3705]

Baboons "The Orcs of the animal kingdom" Some guy on KZbin

[@asmrtingletime4611]

These sound levels. LOL

[@xXMaukiorXx]

Joe " they'll fuck you up " Rogan

[@michaelallen2358]

Never thought of it that way but I'll give it to you 😂.

[@jorgeramirez9086]

Dwayne The Rock Johnson for your first Joe Rogan Experience on spotify????

[@Harold.Richard]

He needs to get Quentin Tarantino on

[@darksoul6642]

"mom i dont care if there's a fire in the house..joe is talking about monkeys and i'm not getting up before I finish the video"

[@JimmyTurner]

when I went to some middle of nowhere town when I was a kid. My dad and his friend went to the bar while I watched tv. They came back with 5 headless "they were gonna go to waste" deer in the back of the truck.

[@a.a.5980]

Hunting always has to have a legitimate good reason. If it is done cause of fun, for adrenaline or as a sport, that's not a good reason. Also good legitimate hunters always have preservation in the back of their mind. It's that simple.

[@alysegerard6971]

U can do it for fun just eat the meat don't waste any of it

[@Sunelification]

"He got attacked by a baboon, a baboon stole his food". Those are two very different things, but you forgot the context didn't you

[@llabronco]

I've studied the work of Doctor Robert Zapaulski.

[@JkouFiles]

I just wanted to repeat 🔁 what others have said about low volume

[@DailyWorkoutEnjoyer]

4:59 *_Baboon ptsd noises in the background_*

[@jordancarroll8553]

Alot of dudes were mad I stole a fresh 8 teener

[@SaltySullyYT]

Volume is hit on this video man

[@DG-420]

5:19 lmfao

[@mmaml123]

Joe "im a hunter" Rogan