Joe Rogan: Sharks Are Like Werewolves…

Taken from JRE #1394 w/Matt Farah:
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[@ollieb9633]

Joe: “I don’t think there’s any evidence sharks are like wizards” Eddie Bravo: “Look into it”

[@Libtardo123]

Oliver Bondwalker abortion is a human right

[@iwatchyoutube6539]

@@Libtardo123 what the fuck?

[@landoakechi9406]

Peanut Butter Jelly Betch Yeah, that’s what your mom was thinking when she had you

[@tropicalplauge8817]

@@landoakechi9406 I can tell someone wasn't loved enough..... 😂🤡

[@Evjen97]

vSoNxmb- I bet it’s the emo weeb kid that loves fortnite and uses the clown emoji

[@seanoneil6054]

Joe “I saw Jaws dude” Rogan

[@SpoilerAlert__]

Turn that fucker in some stew, *call it a day.*

[@Marcoffs83]

yeah that was pretty dumb lol

[@dannywright1317]

He's right though, fuck the ocean

[@guitarman864]

Broooooo!

[@thickerconstrictor9037]

It's so funny how Jaws made so many people terrified to get in the water, but in 2018 I went to a restaurant on the beach and they had two huge blow up screens one of them was facing the beach and the other one was facing the restaurant, so I was out in the water, literally floating in the saltwater at night time watching the movie jaws. You people are afraid to go in the water because you saw jaws? Well I fucking watched it in the water. At night. Haha

[@xdgagdbdfhs562]

"They rarely finish a human..they only take a limb or two then spit it out" Joe: "I saw Jaws dude."

[@JoshdaKnight]

I died laughing because that’s my argument for not trying surfing.

[@qjames0077]

Me: Sees new JRE Clip on sharks *clicks intensely*

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

Dude that podcast bout cancer, prostates, n milk was terrifying. I couldn't handle it to well, like I had to mute a good 5th if the video

[@ETAisNOW-wn8wx]

@@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream well that was off topic and random..

[@MagklJellyBeanPastelLucidDream]

@@ETAisNOW-wn8wx autism, don't let it fool you. Yes I know what I said lmfaoo

[@chudyrobert4788]

unless it has brenda shub in it

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Immediately disappointed.

[@cadeezell]

Rogan was 100% high for this one. He's 100% high for every podcast outside october, but he was like 100% on top of 100% for this one

[@phi9936]

Lmao I was about to say. He looks hella high lol.

[@procow2274]

Calvin and hobbes :D

[@italianstalian331]

Even in sober October he's high from how high he is from "I don't remember September"

[@IMTHATN1NJA]

c_ez 60% of the time all the time

[@cannabisdeathmorbs]

U sound high af tbh lol

[@MrGrimlocksmash]

“Ive seen jaws!” Best debate counter ever XD

[@robk.6591]

This is the the kinda stuff I talk about when I'm drunk.

[@vacool9421]

Exactly!..what ya see is what ya get with this fella

[@anorganism8913]

And I cant stop laughing lol

[@meesterdinglefritz2064]

Start a podcast

[@downsouth00]

Yes I assume they are either drunk high or both

[@chrispycream7748]

Rob K. high***

[@HereOnEarth84]

Joe: “Sharks are like werewolves, but they are werewolves everyday of the year...” Gripping analysis Joe, lol!

[@JarvisSRT797]

llucasll ! Devils lettuce will get ya!! Watch out

[@XHVSTLEX]

Why is it, no matter what JRE clip it is, when I look at the comments I will literally read exactly what is being said in the clip, at the same time.

[@vacool9421]

Cuz we're his fans!..

[@damionbarker03]

I've noticed that also🤔🤔kinda eerie

[@vacool9421]

Sure it is..I was talking to a doctor sewing me up for a bad saw injury in FLA recently..& somehow brought up the same issue..&he looked at me puzzled.-& said.'well I surf..&I don't think that happens alot'- &I said'maybe not alot..but more than people think for sure..most r further out...you get out there.&float around for awhile..just a matter of time..look at. U..S.S. Indianapolis sinking in w.w.2..(it's in jaws movie)..a bunch of them were eaten...primal fear like laying in bed with snakes&spiders..hahaha!

[@Tabish29]

U ain't da only one

[@jeromemorrow484]

Once you realize the KZbin has an office building full of software engineers writing code and updating the app every month it's not that hard to imagine they wrote code to match the video timestamp with corresponding comments. KZbin/Facebook/Insta/Twitter is not a static entity. They are like your corner fast food joint... They come out with something new every month hoping it's a top seller and can keep it on the menu. Otherwise, it gets discarded and everybody eventually forgets it even happened.

[@ShawnHaning]

Joe is high AF ... that's when he's the funniest. Gonna watch the full ep

[@SH-yk4ft]

Theres been sharks caught bigger than jaws 😨

[@craayy6159]

Joe: “I don’t think there’s any evidence sharks are like wizards” BEST EVER

[@lebronjames2252]

“Nothing cuter than a baby hammerhead” Joe: But how bout a baby hammerhead on DMT?

[@greencrocidile6246]

“I saw jaws” lmao

[@Roan.bot.]

There was a great white that swam up a river and they aren’t supposed to be in that water but imagine being the poor sap that decided to have a nice swim day on the river bank and Bruce shows up. That’s like getting a sunburn in the middle of a thunderstorm.

[@morningstar577]

It was a Tiger Shark and those motherfuckers will eat humans.

[@kevindimas253]

@Bondo McJefferson I think if the tide is pretty high and if he was close to an ocean, great whites can go into a river

[@snickle1980]

...How do you know the sharks' name is BRUCE?

[@toxic1698]

@@kevindimas253 I think he's talking about the shark attacks that inspired Jaws and that was proven to be a series of bull shark attacks.

[@bchaynz110]

@Bondo McJefferson is right. Bull sharks are known to swim up rivers because they can survive in fresh water. Definitely wasn't a tiger shark.

[@dmt9897]

Joe “sharks are werewolves everyday of the year” Rogan

[@ryanholder9045]

Joe "I just did ALL the drugs" Rogan

[@wartengri3768]

😂

[@JawsFG_]

"I saw Jaws dude." Me and literally every existing shark: *B R U H*

[@JACKAL98]

Every shark: lol

[@lilpisces7467]

Joe "this is what I always say about sharks: if there was a werewolf and the werewolf came out every full moon. Every fully moon! If you were outside your house you got murdered you just got ripped apart and it happened to one person, every full moon, all across the land" Rogan

[@romed9763]

Joe sounding like a high school preppy girl at 2:00

[@justinsullivan5839]

I’m terrified of the ocean as well. It’s my biggest fear being stranded in the middle of the ocean.

[@fire2box]

If it helps you wouldn't be alive for long likely.

[@zachk8305]

Same. To make things worse add in the pitch black of night and you have recipe for pooey pants

[@GOODNOIGHT]

Zach K And Sharks hunt at night

[@randallt6628]

@@marka7815 lol treading water for days? Yeah right

[@roxyfoxyyy7]

Mark A oh my gosh. I’m going to have nightmares tonight from your comment lol

[@sirmag1735]

I was about to type how this man is high af. Then I looked at the comments and it's pretty obvious everyone notices😂

[@StanGuru]

Joe so high for this one

[@paulsanders6464]

I'm with Joe on this. The Ocean is a wild place. More power to all those that venture out in it in any capacity but Joe is saying what I've always felt. The last time I was near the Pacific there were so many jelly fish on the beach you couldn't even walk. That's just on the sand!!

[@jonathanturek5846]

I've been mauled by a Portuguese man o war paddling out to Lahaina harbour through the channel ... That S hurt. For like 45-60 minuits. It was worst as the saltwater was drying/ evaporating after I got out ... I had "the dots" all over my arms back and face ..

[@devillarratt4134]

KZbin on my phone: HOOHOO HAAHAA My wife: Really? Again?

[@MrSnuggs]

Lmaooo my girl comments on the sound too

[@espada9]

"Great white sharks howl at a full moon and transform into Dolphins before sunrise" - Joe Rogan

[@oldmanlogan9616]

JoRo’s bizarre adventure: he has to master the art of Brazilian jiu jitsu to be able to fight Weresharks that are on dmt.

[@homealone5087]

Rostostan Rostar

[@raps2019champs]

"I saw jaws" lmaoooo I'm in tears

[@andrewmcintyre9722]

95 attacks this year.

[@vacool9421]

That's not counting missing people that'drowned'...

[@borekbakehouse1701]

@kiknya xz then go swim with them.

[@braddlesharris3577]

@@borekbakehouse1701 in nz we swim with them all the time.

[@davidhansen951]

@kiknya xz tell that to the people who got EATEN BY A FUCKING SHARK. Not dangerous pff.

[@detroitlionsarenext6845]

Little rat dogs attack more times than that lol rat dogs viscous

[@jijijilo]

Never thought I’d see a title like this.

[@BrodyxBrown]

MelancholyReign you’re new here huh?

[@Daniel_B79]

I love Joe's dog and I've never even seen him.

[@bradagee9041]

Ah, he's great. There's pics of him all over the place. My favorite is the one where he's sitting next to the American Werewolf in London that Joe's got at his studio. Murderous hellbeast and happy, smiling yellow lab; just hangin out.

[@JustLuckyGG]

Joe "Afraid of Sharks* Rogan

[@vacool9421]

If yer scared...say yer scared!.. hahaha..

[@chinmoybharatee]

Her: He must be cheating on me... Me and the boys:

[@CS-wn2sz]

“Sharks don’t usually finish eating you” as if that matters

[@peep5118]

He was saying it to illustrate that your chances of getting attacked are tiny. He isn’t trying to suggest that sharks are fine because they will only partially eat you

[@blademaster9575]

Haha this is my favorite excuse shark-huggers make followed by "they are not interested in humans they only attack by mistake". I'm like "Yes, Dipshit, point being that a prehistoric apex predator may or may not at any given moment take a bite out of me. I will stay on dry land thank you very much!"

[@Lilyyloll]

Joe: i bring a knife an pretend like i can fend off a moutain lion Sameeeeee

[@irishmancheckinin6540]

I bring mountain lions to fend off knife attackers! Aint been mugged yet!

[@zzz7zzz9]

lots of people have survived because they had a knife on them and were able to kill the cougar that was on top of them trying to kill them.

[@LGRW313]

breathe and squeeze bro stfu

[@zzz7zzz9]

@@LGRW313 dude, it happens all the time. A 69 yr old guy on vancouver island was attacked. The cat was on top of him. He worked his small folding pocket knife out of his pocket and he killed the cat and survived. So what's with your asshole-attitude saying "stfu"?

[@LGRW313]

Shekel Master69 point to me where I said that.

[@peabodychitztayn6734]

IDK fellas. That shark in Jaws: The Revenge did roar...

[@snickle1980]

I need a compilation of Danny Sexbang and Joe Rogan freaking out about sharks.

[@Cybernetic800]

My worst fear is being in open water out at sea not knowing what's below me

[@reliablethreat23]

"You should be scared. You can't move good. There's monsters in there!" LOL!

[@SideShowRob1985]

Watching this video while being drunk makes this moment that much better!!! Funny vid!

[@karlikm1119]

His story about Marshall barking at Santa is brilliant hahaha

[@abdelrahmanahmed1419]

Joe's animal impressions are the best

[@shilo5265]

Bring Matt on more this was great

[@Roan.bot.]

“They might . . . I don’t think they think” At least we know they’re dangerous. Nothing worse than things that are unpredictable. Too bad we live in a world of beings that skate the line between predator and prey and just decide what they do depending on how they feel at the moment. Seriously the fact the more people aren’t killed by people every day is astounding. We’re like guardian angels with a ruthless twist.

[@shanehubbard649]

I went to the ocean for the first time ever last week. blew my mind just how HUGE the ocean really is. a map doesn't do it justice. you have to see it with your own eyes. and when you start swimming out from the beach, you almost have to push those "what if there's a shark" thoughts out of your head or else you're not gonna enjoy yourself 😂

[@tonybendero2966]

He’s really high for this one😂

[@jasonswoger410]

A group of tiger sharks literally ate a girl snorkeling with her family this year

[@detroitlionsarenext6845]

Pretty sure tiger sharks are most aggressive sharks they protect each other shouldn't be swimming by those fish

[@Zach-lv5qs]

Shouldn't be swimming in the ocean, period. That's why we have pools.

[@emelgizzybruh2058]

@@detroitlionsarenext6845 it's the 2nd close behind the bullshark

[@dylanpope4360]

Joe is geeked for this one

[@rayorlandorassi2867]

I'm 100% with Joe on this one! "But I like the ocean and I dive with a Knife!!" Matts last words as he gets chomped on!!!

[@austinkuchenbecker2756]

Man gotta love the Joe Rogan titles

[@smartonedt]

Sharks feel things with their teeth because they have no hands. They just curious

[@T0YCHEST]

Jaws is the best representation of a sharks diet i was waiting for joe to bring that up

[@loudmouf9246]

Joe”I don’t think they think” Rogan

[@darrius7974]

"I saw jaws dude" 😂💀 I completely agree

[@joebailey8294]

Classic JRE conversation

[@aidanpapps2478]

Joe “my dog would try to make friends with a mountain lion, he’s so nice” Rogan

[@ethakis]

Talking about Marshall at the end was the best part

[@SORRALHORSE]

Loved the Marshall story! Silly pups.

[@mg9138]

Yeah, just like werewolves, because neither are real.

[@gonufc]

I see your bait and I still go for it... No sharks on a fully looked in to flat Earth?

[@kameronrichardson2266]

alcoholic look into it

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

"We're gonna need a bigger boat" - Marty Mcfly from the movie 'Teen Wolf'

[@justinkertis6560]

“I saw jaws dude” 😂😂😂

[@tubbz2335]

"I know...i dont go fuckin shark diving what do ya want from me??" Lmaoo

[@olliep6794]

Tension is tension simply as that

[@brendanharan4501]

This dude just said, “I’ve seen Jaws”

[@rockycampbell6027]

Rogan rockin his stand-up cadence. He's either working on new material that involves sharks or already has material that involves sharks

[@Future_Imperfect]

This is the most "Rogan" title ever.

[@manny24lal]

Joe thinks that if humans lived in the ocean, shark attacks would be more common and I think he may have a point

[@reneebivin9374]

Diving is soòoo fun. Respect and watch your surroundings and never dive alone.

[@TXNIZ]

All I want for christmas is for Joe to understand that we get it bro.

[@matthewwelsh294]

Love to see a movie Sharks Vs Werewolves 🤣😉😂

[@awd4ever87]

"I saw jaws dude" lol fuck yea!!

[@attarilangetarwprestaka1937]

4:05 just keeping this for myself to replay

[@yadisdis4207]

Sometimes Joe rogan makes really good points and then other times he talks about jaws and werewolf sharks

[@edeliteedelite1961]

Some say the greatest analogy of all time

[@muqlisqayumm]

How much did Rogan smoke for this episode? Hahaha. The part "i saw Jaws dude" got me rofl 🤣

[@nicb.1411]

That's the key word isn't it? "Most of them". -Joe Rogan

[@zam50]

1:46 the most appropriate reaction to that

[@mushroommcfarmer1766]

Nothing cuter than a baby hammerhead shark? Yeah freaking right. Wait, was this pre-baby Yoda, aka Grogo?

[@antoniodiaz7281]

We need more Marshall stories

[@pedroespinal3593]

Huhuhaha that’s the monkey sound in the beginning of the video

[@victorlara1516]

Joe should interview Ocean Ramsey

[@gfan1972]

Joe and Matt should be like Johnny and Ed and do a show everyday together.

[@pedro.6196]

Joe”They’ll eat your asshole” Rogan 🤣😭😭😭😭💀 that comment had me gone lmfaooo

[@RyanMckeating]

Shark deaths per year vs full moons per year should be pretty easy to find

[@SlipknotPyro]

"Sharks wont finish you" two seconds later, "sharks eat anything"

[@George-pw7md]

I'm already laughing before the video begins.

[@ineedmoney4614]

There’s monsters in there 🤣

[@buaidhnobas1ify]

Quote of the year. "Sharks. They rarely finish you".

[@buaidhnobas1ify]

I needed that. So funny.

[@RakibFiha]

Sharks are like werewolves. Orca: Am I a joke to you ?

[@blakekendall5203]

This is why we need underwater mechs.

[@stotraanubhav]

How do these get even more Joe Roganey?

[@rawdaboi8702]

Might be the most jre title to a video ever

[@jonathanziegler8126]

I am in my 50's. I saw "Jaws" when I was 12. I have had an aversion to the ocean since.

[@juuk3103]

Worst nightmare is being in the middle of the Baltic sea at night in pitch darkness with nothing but waves and sealife under you, with no land visible to the eye. The ocean is scary and so big.

[@chuckmangione4747]

I’ll never forget the time I tipped a jet ski in the middle of the ocean. Didn’t realize how scared I was of it until that moment.

[@carlosventura4413]

That dodi was A1 for this one

[@jokersad9387]

We need more high joe rogan

[@slitherdown8556]

“This is what I always say about sharks”. That’s how I start my sentences when I’m roasted

[@greenkorn69]

"Dude I'm totally terrified of the ocean" Me too, Joe, me too. Fuck that big water.

[@sharathsh9987]

The perfect Joe Rogan-y title.

[@Dogdog352]

PLEASE PLEASE GET ''OCEAN RAMSEY'' ON THE SHOW!!!

[@josiahlikestodance]

The title is how you know they're high before you even start watching the video

[@B_Chasnika]

Now this title is Joe Rogany