Joe Rogan Tells Savage Pit Bull vs Coyotes Story

[@owenlewis7928]

*That pitbull after the eighth coyote:* “I didn’t hear no bell.”

[@eboymorales3047]

Also the Pitbull after the battle: " Ohhh IM SORRY, I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA!? IS THIS AMERICA!?"

[@dadi176]

@@eboymorales3047 😭😭😭😭😭😭💀💀💀💀💀

[@coconut5383]

That pitbull must be like ‘it was super necessary’

[@tdoran616]

IP MAN if he a pitbull 😳

[@Da_wise_1]

I'm convinced that a couple escape

[@quintusgrobler9088]

4:16 Joe's Pit Bull impression will carry me through the day

[@Rya_N33]

Quintus Grobler comments like this get me through my day ahahaha

[@Eetswaaaa]

Joe ‘Fire Hydrant Head’ Rohan

[@badpilot2]

@@Eetswaaaa I love Joe Rohan

[@meowdalachow7932]

Imagine seeing a pit bull and a coyote and the pit bull was killing em 🤣

[@bournelucid]

He looked like one too

[@nickscialo2662]

Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1 Pitbull: I like those odds

[@FrecklePecker]

Pitbull: Then get 9 more and it'll be an even fight.

Man I love pit bulls with the right owners man

[@nonithapariah]

The craziest part is that pitbull is prob chill asf too

[@mesumnaqvi3411]

Good Mandalorian reference

[@jamespoff8632]

Coyotes: we have you 9 to 1 Pitbull: hold my bone and watch this:

[@TheRealKlinky]

I live in Zimbabwe & one night a friend's pit bull just started going crazy & ran off into the bush...we then heard the most vicious battle going on in the darkness, about 100m away from us & we couldn't figure out what was happening...by the time we found a torch & followed it into the night, it had gone eerily quiet. We searched for a bit & found his dog lying on its side covered in deep gashes, clinging to life by a thread & bleeding profusely. Without wasting any time we carried the dog straight to the truck & drove 450km in the dark to the nearest veterinarian. That beast of a dog survived with 100+ stitches & when we went back to the scene the next day we found a brute of a Warthog boar with 8inch tusks that had been absolutely mauled around its throat by this pit bull & died at the scene. To put it into context, lions struggle to bring down big warthogs singlehandedly. That dogs name was Genghis & he died recently - he was as much of a friend as his human father was to me & will be missed.

[@s.j.5810]

Helluva tale. Thanks for sharing that, bro. May he RIP.

[@Si_Mondo]

What type of pitbull? Staffordshire?

[@TheRealKlinky]

@@Si_Mondo He was a Colby pitbull.

[@Mknitfit]

​@TheRealKlinky If you look at Colby's Pinscher from 1896 the Colby dogs look the same today. The foundation of the American Pitbull Terrier

[@TheRealKlinky]

@@Mknitfit Thanks, I'm by no means an expert on pit bulls, all I know is my friend imported him from the States at a huge cost of roughly $10k. He's not a dog breeder, he just appreciated the qualities of pedigree dogs & I learnt why on that occasion. He was truly a remarkable dog, his loyalty was absolute as was his love & affection towards people he trusted. People he didn't trust & animals on the other hand had to be kept at bay. He also loved kids. If I could afford a proper pedigree pit bull with papers I'd get one in a heartbeat!

[@spencerbelcher9688]

Joe mimicking a pitbull looks more like a pitbull than an actual pitbull

[@BeautifulGood713]

4:18 lol

[@phoneone1371]

I was on my dirtbike coming down trail in mountains outside empire /gerlach Nevada in cotton wood canyon and in tall brush hit a german shepherd sized coyote that ended up in my lap on my bike . it kinda ran into me but crazy AF I dont know who was more scared .I just let right arm off handle bar and it fell away .Things happen so fast probably 10 seconds ,worked at USG plant there crazy but instantly your still riding bike trying to stay upright ,and millineals and zoomers had a close call on video game today

[@danielgarib4866]

Small but shredded

[@mansfield360]

Phone One not all zoomes and millennials are pansies, we still got a military for instance...your generation certainly isn’t filling the infantry...

[@mansfield360]

Phone One and they’re babies because your generation let democrats destroy America in 1960’s, then there’s your terrible life choices that affected other generations like blowing all your retirement on cruises. The ones who are messed up are the ones who didn’t have good parents 🤷‍♂️

[@EauRouge]

4:17 for Joe's legendary impression of a Pitbull

[@nofd1977]

Had me rollin

[@connormcguire4940]

Came to the comments to say exactly that 😅

[@adelorodell4836]

Lol

[@af.g8935]

Then casually says “That doesnt feel pain”

[@kaydenchan7093]

“Fucking Fire Hydrant Head”

[@truethought2581]

jujitsu is the art of folding clothes with people still in them.

[@jerrickriddick6436]

True Thought giving a new meaning to "I'm gonna fold you"

[@ManlyManStuff]

Involuntary yoga.

[@saulespino2510]

@@ManlyManStuff good one

[@petesam3989]

Thats judo

[@jorgewuzhear]

lol true thought indeed

[@paulafitzpatrick6519]

I lived in Colorado for 15 years and coyotes and mountain lions were definitely something to be hyper aware of your surroundings. I hiked a lot and always brought my dog with me. He sensed when something was off. I trusted that dog with my life and I know he kept me safe, especially in the back country. Dogs are so loyal 🐾❤️

[@benl2296]

Nine dead Coyote, surrounding a Pit, sat, wagging its tail, looking at his owner, proud as fuck.

[@DemonSlayer-og8nm]

The dogs getting all the treats that day

[@jpeezie3192]

🫡 shout out to the pitbulls

[@theItalianshamrock]

Pitbull: you only send 9 coyotes to take me down??? YOU FOOLS!!!

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

you should have gone for the head

[@swaranbains8326]

Leave me son simba alone

[@jhonnyfolhas]

😂😂😂

[@manictiger]

Coyote: Listen, little dog, you don't wanna fuck with me. Pitbull: Did you hear me? I said get off my lawn now. Coyote: Are you fucking crazy? Go back in the house. Pitbull: Yeah? I bite a hole in your face and then I go in the house-- and I sleep like a baby. You can count on that. We used to stack fucks like you five feet high in Korea; use you for sandbags.

[@disdatbigboy]

@@manictiger I fucking love Gran Torino

[@richard_nj]

Joes at his absolute best when he's talking about predators

[@Guy-cs8yj]

Yea man he gets really into that shit

[@Lobo0011]

Guy it’s something about violence/survival especially in nature that gets him excited

[@shawnsta7779]

@@Lobo0011 because that's the purest form of life. Living in nature living by the term survival of the fittest.

[@droopmasterflex2822]

I'd like to see how to catch a predator with Joe Rogan that shit would be lit!

[@ice_pube_1473]

Lmao onm

[@loganthefunnyguy7836]

Coyotes: WHO ARE YOU! Pitbull: They call me cuddles

[@johns7530]

9 coyotes, mauled to death by Cuddles!

[@ravenfanbartscott]

Coyotes: The senate will decide your fate. Pit Bull: I am the senate!

[@thepeoplesartist2863]

ravenfanbartscott 😂😂😂

[@nerd.nostalgia]

Star Wars reference...nice!

[@spencer6800]

Coyotes: not. Yet. Pitbull: Its treason, then.

[@darthbane6021]

❤️🤟🏼

[@hectorgarcia-zv1wi]

My pit

[@popiemvp]

I do not promote dog fighting but it would've been amazing to see that pit bull vs those 9 coyotes.

[@MrTwat144]

its bollocks. They don't fight 1 vs 1 like some sort of matrix film where everyone takes turns. Pits lock on which leaves it vulnverable to for the other 7 coyotes who begin to rip its insides out from behind. This is just pitbull owners jacking off to their own made up stories.

[@LeonardoReyes-ob7hv]

Dana Red I agree I bet that pit bull had other pit bull homies and they teamed up against the coyotes. Haha. But really I don’t think 9 coyotes were killed by one pit bull.

[@popiemvp]

@@MrTwat144 I dont know but its possible I mean why lie?

[@eoghandridl1007]

It's even more amazing to believe

[@zepho100]

4reeltactics Fishing could of savaged a bunch of skinny or young coyotes? 9 sounds like an extreme but he could go on a tear.

[@SiLoMixMaster]

I thought the only Pitbull that weighed over 200lbs was Mr Worldwide himself

[@Seth-bp3og]

That dude weighs 127

[@rromeo19]

SiLo Mixing and Mastering OMG I actually had to take a second to think about that! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Tirfing88]

dale

[@hammerT2997]

Then dudes are bred up with mastiffs. No pit has ever been that big, game dogs were no bigger than fifty lbs, and that was a little heavier than liked. Legit old school fight dogs (pits) were 40-45lbs and about 18 at the shoulders

[@joeross6523]

No matter the size they all love to eat kindergartners.

[@greatgambino]

I had a 110 lb american bulldog (actually all these overweight "pitt bulls" are really mostly american bulldogs not much terrier in them, but that's a different discussion). Everyone identified him as a super huge pit bull. Because I am a hiking, camping hillbilly, he has engaged mountain lions twice. One was a ferocious fight, the other, the mountain lion retreated from his fresh killl, a deer, rather than decide to engage my dog. In the fight, the mountain lion retreated and ran eventually . He was a great dog and like having a loaded shotgun with you. But he was also great with children and never aggressive with people unless some one threatened me. Yes, he could discern that. Coyotes are sly and know they can out run him, so they will track him and me in the woods. But they dare not do anything. A couple times when my bull dog had a coyote cornered they run for their life, jumping 8 feet high to escape.

[@Phogramo]

Overweight Pitbulls? Are you talking about American Bullies? 🤣

[@greatgambino]

yes sort of. The american bull dog is the closest descendant to the original english bulldog 2 centuries ago when pit fighting was legal. It was renamed the pit bull during that time because of use in fighting. The cruel English even dropped a full grown African lioness, 250lbs +, in the pit to bet on who would win. Average weight for a male was 110lbs but could go more. After pit fighting was outlawed, these dogs were crossed with a terrier for speed and agility, ie the staffordshire pit bull terrier averaging around 50 lbs. This is the dog we call today a pit bull. It is much faster and agile than the bulldog but not as strong. But in the interest and ego of owners to have bigger and bigger dogs, more of the real bull dog/mastiff was bred into them and the terrier genes disappeared. That's how we got to today where we can have 200 lb "pit bulls". They have the bull mastiff genes in them to make their greater size. The American bull dog and the bull mastiff are from the same gene pool, the mastiff being much larger. But the true american bulldog of the type I had (there are 2 distinct breeds of these dogs) had an enormous head. (see my video of him www.bitchute.com/video/rOiZ3S5q0UW7/) First time I took him to see vet, the whole place could not believe how big his head was! But a great dog and I still miss him today. @@Phogramo

[@killerbyte7252]

The video link isn’t working can you reupload It? I would love to see. Thank you

[@Phogramo]

@@greatgambino I was with you for the first half, you’re wrong about ‘in the interest and ego of owners’ though. I’m from Ontario where we can’t legally own a pitbull, they even forced me to spay my female when the law came in to effect. We can own American Bullies which is why their popularity is high in my province, and as such, there are many people here who are highly educated on the lineage of the pups and how they got to be their size. I haven’t come across a single American Bully (a real one, not a mutt like Hulk) that had Bull Mastiff bred in to them. No idea where you got that idea from, but that’s not a thing in the cold north nor would your dog even be allowed to register as an American Bully in the CKC… pretty sure that goes for AKC as well…

[@greatgambino]

@@PhogramoI am not surprised that, given all the bizarre things that have happened in canada over the past few years, that they made owning a pit bull illegal. Now years ago they did that in a few states in the US, Colorado and Ohio among others. I don't know what happened in Colorado but pit bull owners got together and flexed their political muscle and the state rescinded it. Then they came up with all pit bull owners had to have a $100,000 insurance policy. Now that has even gone away. You know the pit bull at the turn of the 20th century was America's most popular pet? Did you know the most decorated dog in US military history was a pit bull? But the US like Canada has a short memory and discards that which it has no need for with little remorse. I don't really care what the AKC says what a dog is. They are an arbitrary group that decide when a dog type through breeding becomes special and unique if the qualities are consistent and repeatable through breeding, and most of all there is a force pushing for the identification as a separate dog breed, the AKC moves their magic wand and declares it. The american bulldog, the dogs Argentine, the bull mastiff, and many of these similar breeds all trace their roots from what is generically termed the mastiff breed. And when you want a bigger size and more muscle you lean towards the genes of the bull mastiff. It doesn't happen in one generation. It happened quite a few years ago from success trial and error breeding. For god sake if you look at them they are very similar. Now the bully is a dog that has been in bred for muscular development at the expense of speed and agility, virtually removing any trace of the terrier which was put in the bull dog in the first place to give it those characteristics of speed and agility. And where do they get they gene component from? Bigger, more muscular specific dogs in the breed that are likened to the bull mastiff. Cross breeding continually to get what I consider abnormal, the over muscular bully shouldn't even be a breed since it serves little purpose. To be determined a separate breed, it used be required that the dog type had a specific skill and ability that set it aside from the dogs, beyond merely appearance or strength. The original English bulldog ( ie today called the American bull dog) original was used for handling cattle, hunting and killing big game, and pit fighting mostly. The staffordshire terrier pit bull (which Canada made illegal) was a down sized version with the speed and agility that could run down a coyote or other types of fast vermin prey. And the reason why pit bulls were statistically considered dangerous was the bad terrier temperament that it inherited with the speed and agility. The american bull dog is more intimidating in appearance but yet still capable of average speed and tremendous endurance on a run. And still is quite peaceful and non explosive. What purpose does a bully serve other than to look menacing?

[@rock_oclock]

People: Why you running with a knife? Gamer: You run faster with a knife. Duh!

[@FreshNicolas]

nostalgia

[@ernestgarcia5309]

Facts!

[@froghopkins]

Fps Doug fuck yeah

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

the couger was a kitten look it up the guys a pussy they found the dead cat it was a kitten!

[@nwkegannw]

FUCKING LAG

[@Danger_Devin]

I once witnessed a female coyote in heat lure a farm dog away from the house like "come get laid dog" then 4 coyotes came outta nowhere and began attacking it. Dog survived only because the farmer had a donkey that charged in and began kicking the shit outta the coyotes before we could get to it. Donkeys are "badass"🙃

[@rob7269]

yea they are Bad Asses. Get it? Bad asses. I know I know lame .

[@sixtoherrera986]

Every farm needs a donkey

[@luisvilla799]

Yeah thats crazy how donkeys beat the shit out of coyotes

[@LivelyChap]

I had a relative who was losing animals out of his pasture. He got two donkeys and, within two weeks, four coyotes stomped into the ground and no more loss of livestock from then on.

[@camtaylor4908]

God Damn! I didn't know that! That's crazy ass hell.

[@youngwarrior9362]

I carry a stick when I hike with my mum in case a sheep attacks us. Love from Northern Ireland

[@jdal9324]

Return love from the US

[@zac3126]

@@jdal9324 US should stop sending its love to other countries when they can't even unify their own... piss of.

[@jdal9324]

@@zac3126 fine by me sheep fornicator. Have fun being controlled by britistan.

[@DoggoWillink]

Gotta watch out for that scrapies bro. I get it.

[@youngwarrior9362]

@zac Jesus man he was just being nice

[@Riflery]

Pitbull brain: They have us outnumbered, 9 to 1. Pitbull Muscles: Then it is an even fight.

[@fireeaglefitnessmartialart935]

My friend has a rottweiler and a pitbull. Yrs ago when the pit was still young, they both got jumped by some coyotes. The rottweiler was fine I guess, and the young pit was missing for like 2 months. This was the middle of winter in Wisconsin. We were sure the pit was dead. But apparently he was found like 1 mile away near an area I used to live, in a hole in the ground. He survived for weeks after being attacked. Was a miracle.

[@NiksaPSrdic]

Pit bulls are a abomination in nature

[@sergazza]

Probably ate the coyotes

[@drchilapastrosodrlasmacas438]

Jfc, these things are like Emperor Palatine, Omni Man and Thragg the viltrumites, Darth Vader, Lord Voldemort, a methed out Tuco Salamanca, that Prince Daemon from THOTD. That is scary.

[@oa9842]

not to brag, but i've had a similar experience not running, not a mountain lion...it was a mosquito and I was walking, but still...

[@forestfam2439]

You could've got that west nile playa.. ain't no joke

[@olborn_2254]

O A wow such a bad ass I bet that mosquito almost got you it’s tough out here

[@ripdiptatterchip3851]

Atleast your here to tell the story, that’s the important part

[@oa9842]

@Nick Ahhh hey! what do look like? chuck Norris or something??

[@silverrush2508]

I imagined that in a Mitch Hedberg voice

[@nickmattio3397]

That pit bull was Alex Jones

[@mars4906]

@K2 FU frrrr!! Exactly what I was thinking

[@tRapdontRap]

He thought the jogger was a reptilian in human form, we all know cougars and reptiles are arch enemies

[@fernandocastro4107]

I think you meant Chuck Norris...

[@dampcarpet2607]

Overdose on super male vitality™️

[@vasili1207]

@jstpgms just like you

[@tenko8519]

Man I love Pitbulls. Had a blue nosed one for 12 years. She was such a sweetheart. My father and I miss her so much, may she Rest In Peace.

[@Fishinmybed]

RIP to your beautiful pitty ❤

[@tenko8519]

@@Fishinmybed Thank you, she was a wonderful dog. A gentle soul she was.

[@CUNiT-ty1op]

I carry my emotional baggage when I run which generally keeps everything away from me

[@kyleshuman4920]

C. UNiT lmao

[@porschecollector727]

THE BEST!

[@CountArtha]

'atta boy

[@lukehenry6712]

This comment is incredible

[@billybob7656]

*everyone. I fixed that typo for you

[@Zantetsu13]

That pitbull looks like something you would find when playing Doom.

[@sirgallant5000]

nah, he's a cutie

[@StoutBordeaux]

Hulk is not a Pitbull but mix of dogs... meetarealpit.blogspot.com/2015/07/is-hulk-rare-pit-bull.html?m=1

[@jangelelcangry]

Nah. He's the Doomdog that replaced Daisy the rabbit.

[@weizenobstmusli8232]

The pitbull must have known Jujitsu.

[@mikej8382]

That pitbull was a grandmaster of "dogjitsu"!

[@someonethatwatchesyoutube2953]

😂

[@llisntcoolj2375]

He had a black belt in bullshitstu

[@bobbybush1750]

My Pit is a TKD practitioner. She's only 3 feet tall, but she's got some hamhocks for thighs. Her turning side kick is short and slow but it's powerful.

[@jamesthomad1377]

Nope just knows bull doggin

[@donaldduke2233]

A 13 year old Mastiff is a tribute to the way you cared for him. Giant breeds usually live 8 or 9 years. I'm so sorry for your loss.

[@matthewbittenbender9191]

Joe: rubs himself in elk steak juices before his runs...waiting for that cougar.

[@nikwaggoner2480]

Ends up getting the wrong kind instead

[@vernonhardapple6983]

The Musk of Elon, by Tom Ford

[@madmaxgloire]

Fuck you

[@PR-yw4jt]

I killed a velociraptor in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas I'll never know

[@TheGodOfAllChads]

Patricia R wow they’re really are smart

[@Riez_00]

😆

[@DGA2000]

You bet your life...

[@ANGELX55studios]

velociraptor = penis

[@dannyteichroeb864]

Lol that's a quote from Arthur

[@Bkh0498]

Joe “maybe he’s a jujitsu guy” Rogan

[@jahdadon5989]

No because it takes skills to Smoother a Cougar actually

[@rodolfofrias4537]

Jaseir Moore - Fight for your own life skills.

[@DracoPadilla]

@@FakeSugarVillain 😂😂😂

[@thelneffableus3236]

Steel King Benjamin nice story lol

[@colbyb8358]

Steel King Benjamin omggg haha that’s too good.

[@snicklesnockle7263]

Old English Bulldog: The extinct breed pitbulls came from was described as such: "The cerebral capacity of the bull-dog is sensibly smaller than in any other race; and it is doubtless to the decrease of the encephalon that we must attribute its inferiority to all others in every thing relating to intelligence. The bull-dog is scarcely capable of any education, and is fitted for nothing but combat and ferocity." "Whenever a bull-dog attacks any of the extremities of the body, it is invariably considered a mark of his degeneracy from the original purity of blood. Puppies will assail a bull, and thereby give a decided proof of their breed, when only six months old; and, if permitted, will rather suffer themselves to be destroyed than relinquish the contest."

[@jaime17000]

Joe: You ever strangle a mountain lion while on DMT ?

[@LibertarianRF]

LoL

[@hintoflimetostitochip7978]

Jaime 1700 no one else like it it’s perfect!

[@MrVandrelle]

Jaime 1700 😂😂😂😂😂

[@paparain7247]

😂

[@FrecklePecker]

Coyotes: we have you outnumbered 9 to 1 Pitbull: then get 9 more and it’ll be an even fight

[@Knowledgeispower5.56]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jheiny1231]

One on one in a cage pitbull wins. Against 9 there's no way in hell. The guy is a lier. Prolly just trying to brag about his dog. There's no way for a pitbull to even catch one in there environment. Those coyotes would run circles around that thing until its so tired then finish it off. That's the biggest bullshit story ever

[@Jon_zherka_77]

@@jheiny1231 why he lie

[@adelorodell4836]

Yes

[@admiralflynn895]

Reminds me of a similar quote by James Kirk in Star Trek 2009.

[@seriousdopamine4404]

Meanwhile my pitbull got beat up by a 14 year old cat.

[@mathewkelly9968]

serious Dopamine one of my cats did that , happened on my property ..... How I laughed

[@user-ud9cd3tx3j]

serious Dopamine exact same happened to my pit bull when I was young, it messed with one of the kittens and the mother cat came and absolutely destroyed the pitbull. It sliced opened its nut sack and we had to give him away after he got well to prevent any other fights.

[@kernelsanders1778]

@FatDaddyoMcCarty go away loser you aint seen shit

[@Lobo0011]

Dude cats are vicious when pissed the smaller the worse they are it’s like trying to dodge a bullet

[@kernelsanders1778]

@@Lobo0011 people underestimate there unpredictability, feral instincts and how sharp there claws can get if said can maintains them

[@avrrojas84]

Joe “that pit bull was gangster” rogan

[@commanderbastard1993]

coyote: uh, guys. This pitbull has its own theme track.

[@yikes3049]

Must have been John Wick's dog

[@joechrow8341]

Might have been funny but john wicks dog gets immediately killed in beginning of movie...And was not a fighting dog either...So your comment made no sense at all dude

[@wonkothesane8691]

@@joechrow8341 , the one he steals at the end of the movie. C'mon, that was obvious.

[@SIRHENNY1]

joe chrow you there’s 3 John wick movies right?

[@joechrow8341]

@@SIRHENNY1 Was the dog at the end...Was my mistake

[@Jattmafia313]

It was Brad Pitt’s dog

[@rramirez8487]

They need to animate the pit bull story . I need visuals lol

[@austinjennings699]

Fr!

[@jimmyhilley6706]

Yes!!!!!

[@aidreinhorn1534]

I'm 100% certain that pitbull shouted "who's next"

[@alexrowe7063]

Pitbull: you should've seen the other guys *owner sees the other guys* Owner: 0_0

[@larryhart4880]

This is why all though native Americans all have stories in which the coyote is always called the trickster.

[@ahmedgobba9571]

Imagine if they had pitbulls back then 😂

[@adamsarrazin3102]

Lar?

[@Kmurray1029]

Joe “I carry a knife when I run” Rogan

[@inhumanfilth681]

Cary a gun when you longboard lol

[@josueluna7532]

jeremysev you too?

[@SirParcifal]

in AZ we can carry a gun lol

[@caroljomartin3051]

I'm a 68 yar old white lady, and I carry a knife at all times. These days ya gotta.

[@kevinhunt1202]

I snowboard with a machete...

[@ImTheStrongestInHistory]

Bro that pitbull is the definition of living life on the edge

[@TheHarrisontemple]

Pit bull sees coyotes: RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE

[@TomasPabon]

GUUUUUUUUTS

[@chrisrogers4242]

Yes!!!!

[@marfamsilva4174]

Oh man, I Lol'd

[@XxWhitewolfxX-go6tj]

*Heavy metal intensifies*

[@bigrich6075]

@@TomasPabon HUGE GUTS

[@coolerthanu6315]

Joe “that’s one of my favorite coyote death stories” Rogan

[@stargazer5822]

lol

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied

[@214bands8]

Vinny 35-40*

[@jbanks4life]

When joe said: when your on dmt and your choking out a coyote you are the universe..

[@fkeita67]

Bruh your comment will dominate this section😂

[@atom0824]

😂😂

[@dennisthemenace855]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@seekingpeaceofself]

That may be the most beautiful thing I've ever read. If you'll excuse me now, I have something in my eye.

[@thefracturedbutwhole5475]

You're* and you're*

[@GRH316]

Everyone’s got a plan until Dog Lesner gets in your face

[@BusyBozz]

That one made my fucking day.

[@IHTLS]

Not really, ask this Mexican, Cain Velazquez 😂 😂 😂

[@masonarmand8988]

@@IHTLS Ngannou Cain?

[@jasonjackson5696]

_”fire hydrant head”_ 😂😂😂

[@uzairchaudhary1202]

@S a C ok stop lying

[@donnymoney4222]

dana white: WHO ME

[@justjack9318]

Gwaagh gwaagh gwaagh gwagg

[@jakeb4770]

“One of my favorite coyote death stories”.....do fill us in on the rest Joe

[@RickySpanish12344]

Alex Jones killed one using a triangle choke.

[@bustinyanutz4195]

Will using the anaconda choke at the same time

[@vegarosa69]

Why do people hate coyotes so much? Unless you suffered big economic losses to them, I think most people are just band wagon haters.

[@maj1166]

vegarosa69 well I can’t speak for everyone but they killed many many of my dogs and it really took a toll on me so I kinda feel like I gotta stay a away or kill I don’t really have a middle ground even though they will rarely attack humans

[@HSPAWN-ps3bf]

My neighbor lost her dog to a coyote a few months back (jack Russell) and I was very upset for her because I own 3 dogs myself we where not close neighbors but we would wave when she or I drove by but when we finally got a chance to talk she told me what happened and warned me because she knew I had dogs but never really got to see them. So I told her thank you for the warning but my dogs should be fine and I could see it upset her a bit so I asked if she wanted to meet them because they are very friendly with humans and other animals unless I tell them not to be so she agreed and when she saw 3 100 to 130 Pound bully pitbulls come out of my back gate she looked at me and said oh okay I gotcha lol

[@unknownsource4359]

are your bully pitbulls disciplined to your commands? would they die to defend you if another person or dog attacked you?

[@HSPAWN-ps3bf]

@@unknownsource4359 they are very well trained and if I told them to yes they would. My dogs know that aggression is a command not an instinct

[@dontask310]

Shit but those lil Jack Russells aren't no punk either, he prob just got caught slippen fr

[@dontask310]

@@unknownsource4359 ALMOST EVERY DIFFERENT KIND OF DOG WOULD DO THAT WHAT U JUST ASKED W/O BEING TRAINED TO DO SO THATS WHY THEY R MANS BEST FRIEND... IVE SEEN TINY LIL POODLES AND CHIHUAHUAS PROTECT THEIR OWNERS LIKE THEY WERE PIT BULLS no joke

[@vibevisionzz3604]

I love how someone does a badass thing and joe is like “He MUsT KnOW JuJiTsU”😂😂

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

www.businessinsider.com/colorado-jogger-may-killed-baby-mountain-lion-2019-2 that couger was 20lbs not 80lbs the guys a pussy he lied

[@BoHorn]

All of these replies are retarded as hell

[@BoHorn]

Soulja Boy's Draco oh how m e t a, well done 👍🏻

[@jacobreynolds3917]

He must do DMT

[@Vinny-bb2tj]

@uhh sk8 why the fuck would I want to kill a cat, i love cats

[@xbaqqq]

I don't know why, but I could absolutely listen to Joe Rogan talk about coyotes for hours lmfao

[@Mr_Monkey_McNugget]

If you haven't seen it yet, check out the episode with Dan Flores.

[@craigklein5563]

Fuck Joe Rogan

[@Sith_Lord_Sweetheart]

lol me too. Also about bears. love listening to him talk about animals

[@evanb1470]

I got mauled by a 60 pound pit bull and ended up with 75 stitches 20 staples and they had to reattach my ear. Still like the breed but i hate bad owners!

[@jbadmama]

Sorry that happened to you. And amazing that you do not blame the dog :)

[@SeraphicKnightX]

I can’t stand irresponsible dog owners!

[@dutchdna]

Sorry about that. Next time, choke it

[@mr.sophistication1654]

Proof or didnt happen

[@mr.sophistication1654]

@Dank Dank GAAAAY

[@SeekNDestroy215]

Bro clutched a 1v9

[@ricoconti3141]

Those 200lb pits are cross breed with Mastiff's.

[@tazmax72]

More like crossed with American bulldog

[@conjoe176]

Ya those dogs a FAR from real pit bulls....a new breed really just hanging on to the old name

[@thegingerfergs]

Hulk is not crossbred at all.

[@johnsonbobo2376]

Yeah Hulk just has a tumur on his pituitary

[@rycronin84]

In england and ireland there are still the old working stock pits. Adding any other breed to its dna wouldnt be worth it. Real Pitbulls will fight to the death, have ridiculous stamina. Ive always wondered what would happen against a wolf tho

[@oliviahernandez9346]

Rogan & His chickens...

[@performancegroup310]

Yup. He mentions them all the time

[@performancegroup310]

Yup. Mentions them every other show.

[@oksanagilroy1950]

Couote honey dicked his chickens whatever the fuck that means

[@RochesterNY607]

Loves that story! Lol

[@drjones8176]

U can measure him hes three and a half chikens tall

[@tsamplifiers6493]

Joe gets super excited by animal violence.

[@thepainkiller4939]

That's just the sexual agression he feels for wild animals spilling out of his subconcious.

[@shyba2011]

Needs a check up from the neck up. BS STORIES!

[@genaraldankmemelordsavage4500]

Nah it's when he hears about a badass

[@Green_Leaf]

Literally…my 12lb Corgi is recovering at the vet right now after fighting off a single coyote. She got a bit chewed up but is going to make it. No joke, watch your kids and pets man…

[@pantslizard]

0:18, Lmao, jesus christ Joe not on camera...

[@Onlyrealmusic4life]

4:17

[@edibles4377]

Onlyrealmusic4life 😂that shit sent me

[@austinmalby1110]

I loved it lol

[@bfighter8930]

I was stalked by a couple of coyotes and they are as sneaky as a thirty year old prostitute.

[@d.k.7506]

Might have been the two that you saw. When I was pig hunting one time, I had two visibly stalking me and being strange as I pulled my kill litter. I threw the pig head on the ground to get them to leave me alone and they kept following me so I put a .30-30 through the nearest one when their ears went forward and they went in to a pounce stance about twenty feet away from me (mind you a good thirty feet past the pig head). Saw maybe four others in the bush to my left take off running from what I think was a prone position. It's why I don't take shortcuts through the woods no more.

[@bfighter8930]

@@d.k.7506 That's a great story, but scary!! I was living in Houston, in the burbs, when I had my encounter! I do concur that they are very coordinated in their attacks, and as sneaky as sin!!!! Glad you had your 30 30!!!!!

[@ufc990]

@@d.k.7506 That's how wolves sometimes work, a beta gets sent out to distract and while you're looking at it the alpha comes from behind. Wouldn't surprise me if coyotes work the same but I don't see it being as effective considering coyotes are pretty weak. Pick that fucker up by the closest leg and slam it on the ground, you'll break all sorts of shit.

[@ColinPatterson_]

Joe “I run with a knife” Rogan

[@RenegadeMikeFitness]

Colin Patterson Joe “you don’t need it till ya do” Rogan

[@tonymu9023]

Collin "can't take a Rogan kick to the rib" Patterson

[@kikoredog]

I too had this emotion.

[@mickeydrago9401]

i ran with pepper and blade, sprayed dogs 5 times

[@Moorfeeeus]

Lmfaooooo

[@sumuqh]

I love Joe's animal impressions they are hilarious 😂

[@kilik770]

Everyone knows you run faster with a knife

[@pipois]

Man of culture!

[@TeslaRifle]

I can dance all day! Try and hit me!

[@FenderUsa]

my hearts beating

[@grizznature7256]

Booommm!!!!! Headshottt!!!!! Lmao

[@realhusky]

@@grizznature7256 FPS !

[@joeperry2065]

A mastiff living for 13 years is a real long time for that breed to live.

[@moto1p1]

Exactly what I was thinking.

[@koolerm4806]

Sure Is! As Lucky As You Are To Have Them THAT Long.......It Hurts THAT Much To Lose Them. Sad.

[@whosyourdaddy842]

One of my rottweilers lived to 13, and one of my friends rottweilers was 13 as well. My boss has english mastiffs, and his first one was put down when he just turned 12. I put it down to luck and good living. My other 2 rottweilers didnt see double figures, ( 1 to cancer, 1 to a blood disease ) joe probably babied his mastiff even more than we did, but anything over 10 years for bigger dogs is just gravy. Time to enjoy them in their twilight years.

[@CYFL79]

That's called good breeding

[@arthurlopez4617]

The power of love..

[@terraLiquidus]

Dogs are truly man’s best friend. My griffin line catahoula saved me from a rattlesnake I didn’t know was there (thought she was going to rip my Achilles out at first) when she was half grown. The best dog/friendship I’ve ever had. RIP Lucille. * She was bitten and had a swollen face for a week and lived another happy ten years after that but she saved me from that potentially worse fate.

[@jasonluera5058]

Catahoulas are damn fine dogs as pets. Make great hog dogs too.

[@ElBribri]

kudos to your doggo, dogs imo are guardian angels on earth

[@brandnlord3162]

I like pitbulls I had one before but they don't even compare to german shepards for family protection, I had a gsd that saved my life from a home invasion, 5 people tried to brake into my home and he never barked but did a low growl in my ear to wake me up to grab my ak, it just shows the intelligence they have naturally with little training. Just if anyone was wondering I didn't have to shoot anyone they left after a few minutes.

[@魂-d9f]

Joe"that's one of my favorite coyote death stories" Rogan

[@itsyaboi9020]

Damn made me laugh hard until now. dangit😂

[@lachlanpurcell5537]

Pervy Sage as soon as I heard that I thought “yep that’s why I listen to Joe”

[@deelite19]

i know i prolly shouldn't say this... but i'd pay a lot of money to see that fight between the pitbull and 9 coyotes

[@robertreese2600]

I would put mine on the coyotes.

[@zenkai271]

Even the odds a little 4 pitbulls v 9 cyotes

[@austinphillips5286]

I'm right with you I want that pits puppy lmao

[@austinphillips5286]

Coyotes are pussies they wouldn't jack a pit

[@ashhaha9134]

Im witcha fam 😂

[@TheMeanmarine13]

I occasionally have to come back to this story just to watch Joe reenact the dog running towards the coyotes. 😆

[@quest4adventure495]

😂 lol me too bro

[@7Metal7Monkey7]

You mean (rewatch) you can't reenact the present.

[@MrTudenom]

“You don’t need it until you do” - welcome to the concealed carry debate Joe, it’s good to have you here.

[@fuckmesidewayzyouhaveaids4794]

Recorded joes pit bull impression and made it my ring tone for messages

[@DeplorableArab]

😂😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[@vinny5727]

@@DeplorableArab Something tells me thats not you in your profile pic. You used some dark ass hands for the clapping emoji and your username has the word arab in it 😂

[@Ashole024]

@@vinny5727 those are tan hands stfu

[@Arty_McParty]

1:20 guys Joe runs with a knife because you run FASTER! COUNTER-STRIKE 1.6! Don't let him fool you! :P

[@codyquinn4954]

Joe Kinda does look like headshot doug

[@robspear03]

I dont get it.

[@icedice6393]

@@robspear03 Internet show called Pure Pwnage

[@DerpGamingURL]

Artashir it’s in the recent counter strike games as well.

[@joeagneta2503]

BOOM HEADSHOT

[@1613alb]

We had a 130 lbs and his mom was a 60 pound brindle and the dad was a regular 70 pounds black pit named midnight. And he came out of this creation like a HULK version of pit bulls...people would pull over to just look at him ... we had people offer us money to pounds of drugs just to get a pup it was crazy but I loved it...😘

[@1Learn2Swim3]

Joe "maybe he was a jiu jitsu guy" Rogan.

[@quantum5269]

The mountain lion gave up, the jogger didn’t give us a chance see what he was capable of doing. Stephen A Smith

[@adelorodell4836]

Lol

[@ethiopianeyes]

Nate Diaz," they're all on steroids."

[@tonybadr6533]

Dude I'm 💀 funny af

[@D1987Gd]

Apart from the stoner diaz brothers. ..Respect 😎

[@SOCAL-ot1oc]

Those are " Bully Dogs ". From the pit bull family tree And yes many owners feed them steroids

[@rogueleo6587]

Salah the Diver Nate will throw hands with anyone anytime. And bitch slap you at the same time. 2-0 vs mctapper

[@rogueleo6587]

SO. CAL the bigger pits like hulk are bred with mastiffs to take the genes of the larger dog. Bully’s are smaller and more runt looking and buff but smaller and shorter than the natural pit bull stature. Smaller legs.

[@lukesmith6056]

Joe”I run with a knife” Rogan

[@skillercruz5539]

Everyone runs faster with a knife!

[@Anothergoogleaccount1]

Skiller Cruz actually i think id run faster without a knife 😂

[@moncho3998]

It was in his butt yo

[@dabbking]

Yeah what a pussy, bear mace and a gun is what he should run with. Oh wait he lives in Cali.

[@Eric-nu2or]

same

[@texasroadman8257]

Pitbull “they think they’ve surrounded me, poor bastards”

[@sRicFlair]

4:14 As a pitbull owner i assure you my dog does that when he see someone entering our property.

[@govindsankar9788]

umbanam mister

[@breakfree1967]

I bet you got a Bully

[@since67wavy27]

@@breakfree1967 everyone who say they have a pit it usually a bully 🤦‍♂️

[@Arminsaf2]

@@since67wavy27 bully’s still have a lot of pit bull in them lol

[@since67wavy27]

@@Arminsaf2 not anything now a days

[@dontforgettolike7127]

I tried to get in the way of a charging pit going after a cat, I lowered my body to meet it at chest level and got knocked on my ass and felt a bit concussed. Plowed right through me. Cat got away though.

[@rjharrold2907]

Nah brotha, I'm sending those flying knees lol

[@CatsClaw44]

That cat is thanking you to this day

[@dontforgettolike7127]

cinsta8 what would you do for a Klondike bar?

[@derianarce2686]

@@rjharrold2907 a fill size pitbull will not care about ur fucking knee dude, pitbulls do NOT feel pain at all. Their skin is thick, their muscles dense, no blunt force from a normal human will stop it

[@iii9804]

@@derianarce2686 to be honest you just sound like a pussy saying that it's a dog not you keep your head up king

[@Ed-tc2pg]

People think I'm weird because I carry when I run. My states full of bears, big cats and gators.

[@stevenlarsson6887]

I live in Washington state and spend a fair amount of time in the woods. I love chanterelle mushrooms and go picking every season. I never go into the woods without at least a decent caliber pistol, usually my Kimber .45.

[@spiritofalaska]

@Ed 1 good for you. fuck what others think

[@hrntt2184]

Steven Larsson what kind of animals are a danger in Washington?

[@stevenlarsson6887]

Mountain lions and bears mainly.

[@LuisGarcia-cq9ls]

Ah, the majestic south! Keep carrying dude, stay safe.

[@rumpkusbumpkus926]

3:15 for the pit bull story 👌

[@timothyjames4149]

I love Joe's impression of jogger choking the lion.

[@FedorManiac90]

The most ferocious mix I've ever seen is a Doberdane. Looks like Anubis came to life.

[@zach4936]

Na anubis is based of the xolo dog but do u mean doberman

[@FedorManiac90]

@@zach4936 no I said mix, doberman is a pure bred. I mean doberdane. Doberman great Dane mix.

[@robbiewilkin4493]

Nathan Siegel surely it’s heart would just explode in a fight though?

[@nodiggity9472]

@@robbiewilkin4493 Danes breed down nicely into Irish Wolfhounds or Deerhounds. They keep the Longdog bone structure, high shoulders and long legs and produce a dog smaller than a Dane, but more bulky and muscled than a Lurcher. Lines like this were used to cross with Bull Mastiff x Terrier types, by Gamekeepers to produce Bandogs. They'd use their Aristo-type Master's Purebred Mastiffs and Danes to linebreed anti-poaching Bandogs. They would catch you and hold you, without maiming you too badly, and make short work of poacher's dogs.

[@t.scottturnbaugh7251]

Yes, the chief of police breeder dog in my city killed two Dobermans that jumped the fence. He was a massive German Shepherd!

[@DOYLECLEVERLOBE1]

Hulk is a Pit and Mastiff mix though the owner won't admit it, Pits don't get that large.

[@blakelarson5005]

They dont even get above 50 usually. APBT can be as small as 35 pounds. Once they get up to 60 70 80 pounds it is a staff and or bulldog.

[@frsknsld]

Blake Larson males are anywhere from 35-60 and females are 35-50. That’s pure bred.

[@dirgramsey6132]

he’s fat too at least 15lbs over weight way over fed

[@damonejohnson6098]

he has more than THAT mixed in

[@piercepcp]

looks like a Cane Corso to me

[@yeboidp8248]

4:16 i laughed so hard at this

[@summan41man]

How we all wish Joe could've been our primary school teacher, the one who tells us stories, and gets in to character

[@oooooo6308]

Joe “that pitbull was gangster” Rogan

[@IAmRedherrings]

It's no funny anymore

[@oooooo6308]

IAmRedherrings “not” it’s a joke if you don’t like it don’t laugh ;)

[@husseinkemal1194]

it was Ganggggggggsterrrrr not gangster. big difference

[@Anthony-du5uf]

@@IAmRedherrings It's more of a trademark for this channel, so it's expected

[@Smellyjfk]

@@IAmRedherrings speak ingrish you illiterate fuck

[@STALKR1]

“It looked like Vietnam” 😂😂😂

[@ElCaptain_Noodles]

that pitbull is the definition of "reverse jumping"

[@derekwilliams1066]

I really liked that story of the pit bull killing 9 coyotes. I used to live in Tucson, and a lot of people there have lost their small pets to coyote attacks. I heard stories about how the coyotes would send a female coyote in heat out, by herself, to walk around a neighborhood, then a male dog would follow her into a wash (essentially a dry creek bed for those of you who have never been to the desert), and the rest of the coyote pack is waiting in the wash to jump the poor dog that followed her. I would hear them in the evenings out there - they yip and make a lot of noise when they make a kill. It sounds very creepy.

[@chrisnope1008]

I just found out those stories are myths male coyotes are like jackals they will not risk there mates life

[@ordinarypete]

@@chrisnope1008💯

[@Dalek15]

Coyotes: *are surrounding pitbull* Pitbull: Oh you're approaching me

[@johnt3606]

Instead of running away you're coming right to me?

[@Dalek15]

@@johnt3606 can't beat the shit out of you without getting closer

[@xcelerator9279]

Coyotes: It’s over for you Pitbull Kujo Pitbull: *”STAR PLATINUM: ZA WARUDO!!!!!!!”*

[@badazzrashad]

TheRealKdawg 101 is this a jojo reference 🤔

[@GiasJulii]

Pitbull: breaks fourth wall to look around for a camera to yell World Star before he runs in.

[@yourmom3790]

There’s Always a Jojo reference everywhere haha

[@alexrizzo2898]

The only issue I have with the story is how did the coyotes cause the lacerations? Described as "cuts"? Typically a coyote attack would lead to lots of puncture wounds. Usually lacerations are indicative of a cat attack

[@jw11432]

Coyotes lying in wait: "here she comes! She got one!" Also coyotes: "why do I hear the doom slayer song?"

[@worldeater1498]

We had 2 huge Ovcharka dogs on the mountain where I grew up. My father was a shepherd and raised around 3 dozen sheep. Every now and then the occasional wolf pack would make its way from the woods and try to attack his sheep. And every single time they would be torn to shreds by these two massive dogs we had. When I tell you the shear power these dogs had, they would rag doll these wolves like they were chew toys. They protected those sheep better than any man could.

[@c.san.8751]

These were obviously Eurasian wolves correct? Small wolves. No way they do that with a gray Wolf. Not a chance. Nonetheless, they are amazing dogs - all LGDs.

[@chicago129]

They mustve been either coyotes or some other small wolf relative, because there simply isnt ANY dog breed of (2) that can "ragdoll" a wolfpack. Simple as that.

[@BarneyBrimlowe]

Hulk fans don't like hearing it... but you can only get a bulldog that big throught multiple generations of mastiff outcrossings. by then it's not really an APBT anymore.... but i understand not everyone is down with traditional breed standards.

[@truthfulguysantana544]

APBT will live on with true breed enthusiast.

[@deanprudek4776]

True APBT are medium and gameish looking and would probs kill hulk

[@figliodihades]

@@deanprudek4776 shit idk. How nimble is Hulk?

[@dirgramsey6132]

Plus hulk is fat normal pit bulls are ripped and solid muscle. My friend had one hardly ever fed it or walked it and it’s muscles were rock hard way more dense than a humans.

[@damonejohnson6098]

@@truthfulguysantana544 NOT if people like this keeps putting their name on 100lbs manbiters & children eaters that are something totally different. SMH it pisses ME off

[@TheCharleseye]

Hulk isn't a pitbull. He's a pit/mastiff cross.

[@shawnepperson3408]

Knew the second I saw him

[@zachstockell4451]

Yea my cousin has one close to it but clearly mastiff/ pit being an owner id think he’d see it, Great videos

[@Ck-jy8bw]

I know pit bulls are fucking strong dogs and can fight anything but 9 coyotes is abit over kill

[@TheCharleseye]

@@marieh7861 Yes, because nobody has ever lied for the sake of notoriety or money before...

[@TheCharleseye]

@@marieh7861 No, there are papers. There have been plenty of breeders who have paid for fake papers. Considering how much this guy is charging for pups in that bloodline, it's not at all far fetched to think he did the same. The real question for all of you "true believers" is: where did he get a mastiff head shape, loose skin and mastiff jowls from if he's just an oversized pitbull? Those features don't exist in pitbull lines. I've seen them in plenty of bandogges and mastiff mixes, though. It's okay if you don't have an answer. Nobody else seems to, either. I mean, besides those of us who know what a mastiff mix looks like and are willing to call it like we see it.

[@TheGhostScorpion]

pitbull: 3 mistakes you made, first....you came light..9 member pack? fuckin insulting. second, starting trouble in my territory. but the third one you made....was not running while you had the chance"

[@JC-ux6fx]

Joe "maybe he's a jui jitsu guy" Rogan

[@theevilasylum9364]

Lmao

[@jagg1620]

J C lmao fr he always talking about jui jitsu Rampage Jackson was right🤣🤣🤣😭😂

[@AnthonyJohnson-hs3xs]

If he turned out to be an Aikido guy JR would never say another word about it.

[@sammommi7954]

That's what I thought. If the guy was doing some sort of Joe public frontal choke the mountain lion would be using its back legs to rip the ship out of the guys chest area. I can only assume the guy through some weird scramble got behind the cat and rear naked choked it. Just my 2 cents