Joe Rogan - Ravens Are Smarter Than Chimps!

Joe Rogan watches raven videos.

[@pooperonpoop]

Ravens are extremely smart creatures. This one time a raven tricked me into cheating on my wife and I lost my kids. The raven then tricked me into committing a felony. My story didnt hold up in court, that cheeky bastard.

[@WillJM81280]

If it makes you feel better, she was cheating on you too. Before you did it to her and with more partners.

[@cgnumb3777]

WillJM81280 You swear your funny 😂

[@juanitoqueintin5908]

Stephen Ritter same shit happen to me

[@Menaceblue3]

Thus quoth the raven... "She's a w h o r ə"...

[@brainwashedliberals]

Original.

[@david.mihaljcic]

Do Ravens ever try DMT? Jamie pull that up...

[@kjeezy2990]

Young Jamie the real mvp

[@djangosouthwest6043]

😂

[@aarondcunha8766]

Hahahah

[@axil157]

David Mihaljcic Well played 😂

[@aleksandars9254]

Hahahah

[@TheMadborn]

as a boy I found a raven chick, I hand fed and "saved" her .. she was free to leave but she stayed for 5 seasons, followed me everywhere , knew what time I got home from school sat waiting for me on the school roof, knew what times I had soccer practice , she learned somehow to ring my bike's bell, she learned how to open a door by going to sit on the doorhandle .. legit one of the brightest animals I was blessed to call my friend

[@deborahray4568]

How fortunate. They are brilliant. 💗

[@_aWiseMan]

Ravens are cool man. Super smart, has similarly to humans befriended wolves and semi domesticated them, and can copy sound as well as parrots too. Why arent more people trying to learn to communicate with ravens and instead tried dolphins.....

[@dylanstack8710]

Man this is so cool to me.

[@aaronlovell6026]

I had a neighbor she was an introvert, and suffered from anxiety issues. She fed and cared for wild ravens. She built them nests, and fed them. They fell in love with her and started bringing her gifts, like ear rings, rings, necklaces, sunglasses. It was amazing to watch. And they protected her house and yard. If you didn't belong there, they would swoop down and attack you.

[@Ironislander4302]

I’d imagine for an intruder that’d be more terrifying than a guard dog lmaoo

[@007oskari]

That lady sound interesting. That's pretty cool

[@jjm004]

Wouldn’t be surprised if the police busted down her door one day for mass theft considering all of the stolen jewelry she probably had in her house

[@ETAisNOW]

I’m aN iNtRoVeRt aNd I HaVe AnXiEtY

[@bobobsen]

​​@@jjm004and all the kids that tried to get their football out of her yard and got attacked by groups of crows

[@sik7476]

I've seen crows manipulate squirrels into being hit by cars a few times. ...and as soon as the squirrels were on "squish" status, the crow would call buddies to eat the dead squirrels. Sik

[@brucifergames6863]

That is exactly what I thought after watching this video. I think this bird is eating the dead cats in these streets. These "Corvidae" must have witnessed stray cat fights and know these might result in food (dead cat that loses the fight). The bird is obviously increasing tensions with one cat which might attract other alpha males to the scene and a fight is soon inevitable. Just a theory but the squirrels story would coincide with the "Eating Dead Cats" theory.

[@nathanjohnson7419]

Yah they use the lights and traffic to crack there nuts open so it makes sense

[@thefacelessquestion3333]

That's gangsta but won't d cars squish d ravens too?I'm guessing d dead squirrel z in d road

[@drakeowen7860]

It's like reverse hunting. You just lure them into killing themselves and the work is done for you.

[@easypete975]

Dude you look like fred durst lmfao

[@vladtheimpaler5550]

Ravens and Crows can be very generous too. If you feed them, the are known to drop off "gifts" to you right on your porch like all the time. They find shiny things like coins and even random jewelrey , bottle caps and things of that nature, and they will drop it near you or in front of your door. They;re smart.

[@harley720]

I fed a crow on my front lawn one day, then after that it would drop apple cores and other random stuff down my chimney. Wasn't sure if it was a coincidence if if he was returning the favor. It was pretty funny though.

[@johngrepo9976]

So if I fed a raven, it would drop off a corvette at my house?

[@harley720]

No harm in trying. Just make sure you have a big enough chimney.

[@johngrepo9976]

Nick_ Nutty , I'm laughing my ass off! You're funny

[@Earthad23]

I need a raven to go get me weed, can you talk to them?

[@snakething87]

Ravens by my house figured out my dad was feeding them, they would then hang out by his garden and eat bugs eating his plants. They also figured out which bedroom window was his and would sit there if their feeder was empty. These birds would look you in the eye and you could just tell; it was like looking at a person.

[@MountainGuerrilla]

I lived in the arctic for a while and there are huge ravens up there, they move south in the winter. I once watched a raven hopping around on the gravel road, picking up rocks and flipping them around, he did this for about 10 minutes until he found the right rock, flew up onto my deck, wedged the roc between two boards and proceeded to clean it's beak with this tool. it was amazing

[@tjmuggs5]

I live in the arctic. They don’t migrate.

[@MountainGuerrilla]

@@tjmuggs5 well they don't hang around in the winter in the Eastern Arctic, not Pond Inlet anyway.

[@michaelvangundy226]

I've seen them pick up clams on the beach. Fly way up and drop them on the rocks. Then fly down to eat them.

[@SilentEchoes91]

I live in Iowa and I can confirm that they do not leave due to weather.

[@MountainGuerrilla]

@@SilentEchoes91 do yourself a favor and google Pond Inlet, Nunavut, Canada. That's where I lived, the ravens did not stick aroun when it was consistently below -40C for months at a time.

[@likexmike2456]

at my local park, I saw a raven drink out of the human water faucet. used its legs to press the button, and drank from the stream. Bird left, then others crows did the same thing...I was speechless

[@likexmike2456]

+Akilleus no lie bro

[@piokj1]

Same name as the og boxer mike weaver!!

[@iii978]

ARE YOU SURE IT WAS ''HUMAN WATER FAUCET''

[@iii978]

Extra on the ''Human'' part faucets for human. It was not hamster faucet or rodent faucets. This is very important

[@TrevorIsCommenting]

Ravens are different but that's cool as fuck

[@Reg44T]

I learned my lesson messing with a crow when I was 14. I threw a rock at a crow thinking it was just gonna fly away! Not this bird! It chased me for a week. Waiting for me to go to school and following to the store! I am still traumatized to this day!

[@Zigthrill]

Reggie Turner That’s because those crows belong to Lady Death.If you mess with them,you mess with her.Lol!

[@thedoomaster14]

@@Zigthrill who?? You high?

[@Zigthrill]

Doomaster Nope deadass serious.Those Crows are her chosen beings.

[@azizanputra]

That was before you became the black panther right?

[@thedoomaster14]

@@azizanputra amazing comment

[@RexalityGaming]

“You ever heard of ravens?” Joe: “yeah I’m on it right now.”

[@connorpratt4874]

I just watched the Hamilton Morris podcast yesterday

[@justlilly7653]

Ravens have been seen having relationships with wolves, they lead the pack to food in exchange for the scrap on the bones they couldn't of gotten to before. These Ravens were studied having friendships with the wolves and seen playing tug-a-war with the wolf pups with sticks and nibbling there tails to give chase. Very cute, always be friendly with Ravens! There were Ravens outside our house making a whole bunch of noise during quarantine, and my mom straight up walked out there and said "You guys need to leave, find somewhere else to be noisy. You are very pretty but please leave" and then were gone the next day. Maybe they just thought she was crazy but we all thought it was pretty funny 🤣

[@ArcanumArcanorum17]

Odin having wolves and ravens as companions probably stems from that

[@yous2244]

I always kill ravens and crows with my air rifle. They're evil creatures

[@ferhatozturk3571]

just like House Stark having a pact with the Night's Watch in Game of Thrones 😬

[@oraseus90]

Those ravens can be very smart. I know from personal experience. I was up for promotion in the company i was working. All i had to do was to complete a project which i worked on in my office. A raven was watching me from the window and realized what was going on. When i would leave, he would come in my office, use my laptop and in the end negotiated a better deal with my boss and sto|e my promotion.

[@xxxthomas_jeffersonxxx8922]

Damn bro. Fucking crows

[@nunyabiz9418]

but yourre a sexist racist nazi because that raven identified as an aligator that has a robot pee pee .

[@HuangHangLo]

You bastard.... I got to the end of your comment to realize you were shitting me the entire time. Fuck you for making it look so easy.

[@dogtime7061]

​@@nunyabiz9418 That was so out of place you might as well have walked into a random crowd and yelled "FUCK SJWS AM I RIGHT?" Sounds like something a raven would do

[@MOUNTAINOUS]

i feed ravens all the time. i live in a village on mt hood and there hundreds of them. i have many many vids of me feeding them. or tons of them fighting over food. flying. in my weather reports and the guy who makes all the music for my vids. he wrote a song about me feeding the ravens. it is epic.

[@kmma1094]

Hes correct about ravens being smart. When i was 17 one once broke into my house, stole my mums car and crashed it. Then to top it off it framed me to make me look guilty

[@halconsalvaje]

How did he frame you lol

[@kmma1094]

@@halconsalvaje got sellotape to take my fingertips as I was sleeping and put them all over the car driverside door, steering wheel etc etc

[@iToldYou922]

Damn bro, that’s sad. Did the Raven also steal your girlfriend and dump her after it was done with her?

[@llllIllIIl]

lmao

[@manny_menin022]

Bro i think you got robbed my the 13%

[@AGON17]

I saw a documentary where they taught ravens to collect change from the city and go out to these fields where they setup crow vending machines where they trade change for food 🤯

[@michaelstewart1838]

You got Source Material? Sounds very Intersting, Please Do Tell.

[@trz6952]

@@michaelstewart1838 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6K2pIl4hc1sgtE

[@theGraphicAutist]

Ya and they knew quarters were worth more

[@lightangel452]

@Ozhika There is a park where they are trained to pick cigarette butts

[@Meatwad.Baggins]

I had a conversation with a crow about how stupid chickens are. He would mock them and literally laugh with me whenever the chickens were doing something dumb. And he took pleasure in me acknowledging that he was not them. Crazy. He truly felt that he was more like me than he was like them. And he was right.

[@muneebahmad2474]

Maybe he was laughing at a person who thinks he can talk to birds 😂

[@Telkor]

Raven: "wooooorld staaaaaar"

[@questionableidentity1]

😂

[@jaybuza3794]

LOL

[@slimshady6597]

lmao

[@guillermo3204]

😂😂

[@miscgamingvids116]

Time to replace the chimps in the intro with some ravens.

[@DoctorMantisTob0ggan]

*Caw-caw-caw-caw* the Joe Rogan experience

[@nathanielneveryman]

Ravens & crows are similar & they aren't just smart, they're people who understand. I had a relationship with the crows in Portland. Once while eating in a parking lot a whole group of them (20 or more) decided to hang out with me & there was also a lone seagull who saw that I had food & was also lingering. I started throwing extra food I had so any of them would have a chance at it & the crows would not only take turns getting the food they'd fly in dizzying coordination & dazzle the seagull into faltering whenever he'd try for some. This went on for awhile b/c as a homeless man I was carrying a lot of food that was probably close to going bad. When I got to the last bit of food, which was the biggest, meatiest, cheesiest bit of sub sandwich, the seagull still hadn't gotten any food. I told the crows "Okay, this last piece of for that guy,' communicating with voice & gestures that it was for the seagull who hadn't gotten any. I then threw it & it landed near the gull, who was demoralized at that point & wanted the food but didn't trust that he'd get it. Every crow there understood what I said & waited & watched, not going for the final, best piece of food because of who it was for. The seagull didn't even move at it at first because he didn't expect to get it, & for a full few seconds it sat there while every crow just looked on. Any of the crows could've easily gotten the food but they understood & let that seagull have by far the best piece for being a good sport.

[@briantjuh1234]

That’s a cool story man

[@phil4986]

About twenty years ago,I threw a pack of stale chocolate chip cookies out in the yard. Here came a raven. He walks over to the first cookie,turns his head sideways and picks it up with his beak. He walks over to the second cookie,tips his head sideways,looks at that cookie,puts the first cookie on top of the second cookie and picks up both cookies. Then walks over to a THIRD cookie,puts the first two on top of that cookie,on the ground,picked up all three and flew away. I swear he smiled at me before he flew off. No shxx. That was one BOSS bird right there. I felt like I had just witnessed greatness right there.

[@_MikeyTwoCombs_]

​@ShadowRyderVR 😂 oh God.

[@ricolamoretti4515]

I’m a raven and I confirm that this is all true

[@nunyabiz9418]

youre username isnt a raven nor is your picture...........Its not funny now

[@jj-hs9mf]

22 people disagree lol

[@johncanes5686]

Nunya Biz it’s blending in now. Switched tactics

[@randomname2308]

I’m one of those cats, and i can confirm, you were acting like an asshole in there

[@marcusallen2485]

I was gonna like but its at 420

[@StruggleGaming]

Ravens hold grudges and tell other ravens about it so THEY hold the same grudge

[@Malouco]

Struggle Gaming seriously?

[@redtrek2153]

Yeah crows can tell other crows that something in the vicinity is dangerous. So even if a crow hasn't experienced the specific danger, it will still learn to be cautious about it in the future.

[@rynegreen7902]

Akilleus aren’t they the same? They both seem to have similar level of intelligence

[@jtsiens2]

Struggle Gaming Crows do this too

[@tiffanyr2703]

Akilleus yes it is. I think that doc is called murder of crows. That’s where I saw that. Edit: apparently ravens hold grudges too.

[@urphakeandgey6308]

People keep telling amazing stories, but a much simpler action always intrigued me: Crows clearly understand how cars work. Compared to other animals that often end up as roadkill, it's very obvious crows understand cars WAY more. Flight helps them too, of course.

[@durellscott9411]

Damn i never thought of that

[@ezdelicades5554]

They pass their knowledge down to the next generation of crows right? That means they are aware of how human civilization would operate and interact with their kind somewhat, Following soldiers into conflict knowing there could be corpses to be eaten..

[@Holdonjustoneminute]

I’ve seen them drop large snakes in front of a semi truck in order to kill it, and they swoop back down to pick up their meal. You only need to see that once to understand these birds are not to be fucked with.

[@bonjovirocks24]

Ravens are super smart. My neighbor had dogs & the raven would open the gate, letting the dogs out, then the raven locked the gate. After the dogs were locked out, the raven would eat the dog’s food. It wasn’t until my neighbor set up a camera to see who keeps letting his dogs out, discovered it was a raven.

[@dorishawilliams9518]

Lol!!!

[@stevend2748]

Hahah this is hilarious

[@DogsAndBaskets]

Ravens remember people. Never piss off a Raven, they won't forget you.

[@marchmadness2985]

good thing its still just a bird.

[@1kaotic1one11]

we have ravens all over here where i am from and yes this is true, but ive never pissed one off, but they do follow you and will yell and make funny sounds at you lol, they used to come around my house all the time when I had an african grey and try and talk to him through the screen door and my parrot would talk to them all the time, it was quite the show haha

[@notTheXDer]

Frank Huguenard how does one piss off a raven.

[@DogsAndBaskets]

A slingshot and a rock works pretty well.

[@123mcgarrigle]

Frank Huguenard Yeah, they were ripping up my lawn for weeks. Waited on my driveway behind the car and put a .177 pellet through its chest lmao

[@jaymarsh2186]

The car like an upside down "u".... That's an "n"

[@hajdukbesmrtnik802]

Not if you are on TMD... 😉

[@johnsweeney6072]

Jay Marsh 🐑 An upside down yew is a dead sheep.

[@hajdukbesmrtnik802]

@@random-cc4me No. I mean TMD 😂

[@Timon898]

Hajduk Besmrtnik What is TMD? Are you sure you don’t mean TMD??

[@goonerinSP]

@@johnsweeney6072 ewe

[@got2kittys]

This made me laugh! Years ago, I rescued a couple orphaned ravens. They can solve lots of problems, figure out things in their environment. Also they can understand quite a lot of speech , and they can speak back to you. The tongue split Myth is wrong! No need, they'll speak or not, more or less, as they wish. Like parrots, some just talk more. But they all still understand you. They are a completely wild creature. Dont project domestic traits to them. But they're bright. Edit: one cool thing, they remember your face, for years. Often they visit their humans that fostered them, for years.

[@RisingSun0401]

Ravens have actually been stated to be as smart as *7 year old human children* if that doesn't make you respect these birds, nothing will.

[@durellscott9411]

Who cares..Im 8

[@colonelradec5956]

i know a few 7 year olds. their pretty dumb lol.

[@JimGiant]

I saw two crows steal fries from a seagull a few days ago. They started following it from a distance. My guess is gulls are better at finding food due to better eyesight or sense of smell or some shit and the crows realised this. They watched the crow land near some fries and would take turns taunting the gull from just out of distance while the other fed. The teamwork was amazing and the way they moved showed an understanding of distance and position on par with a skilled out-fighter. Seagulls are no bird-brains either. I once saw one limp over to a person eating and the person fed it. Once it had enough it walked away normally. Little fucker faked a limp knowing it would get sympathy! Blew my freaking mind!

[@JimGiant]

Fair point, maybe it's thought pattern wasn't that sophisticated, maybe it just saw another seagull limping and getting food and just copied the behaviour with no deeper layer of understanding but the result was the same. At the same time though I wouldn't rule it out, predators need to understand how other animals think to some degree to predict their behaviour, gulls care for their young so must have some understanding of sympathy and they have been around humans for a very long time.

[@tRapdontRap]

@@JimGiant fair point

[@IDontPostPorn]

Nature is amazing

[@Chad_Thundernuts]

Animals are way smarter than we give them credit for. Faking a limp may have been observed and copied behavior, but it's still impressive that it learned that by acting a certain way, people are more likely to feed it. Animals have behavior patterns, and if it learns that a certain behavior allows it to eat more food, it'll keep doing it.

[@IrLosin]

I have seen crows attack big birds of prey in mid air. They protect their nests very aggressively and sometimes very smart. Odds are the video of the bird with two cats has to do with a nest nearby. But Seagulls have lost my respect for a smart bird since Last summer. One of them was in a bus stop that was made entirely of glass. The seagull was inside and outside there was a piece of bread. The gull kept running into the glass head first to get it like 10 times in a row. Boink "looks dazed" boink "looks dazed" boink etc..But who knows, might have been a mentally retarded one. Later that day I did see a gull steal a sandwich from a woman's hand in full flight. So that was a better example of intelligence.

[@rayro2053]

dammit now i’m gonna watch raven videos for the next 4 hours

[@Eray-fy5bz]

Dam it now my turn...

[@Curryboikutty]

@@Eray-fy5bz now its my turn buddy

[@ch-17vevo55]

@@Eray-fy5bz my tourn

[@BradynKole]

@@ch-17vevo55 my turn boys

[@ladykdog1756]

Heard that. And then im gonna want 1

[@thekalle9716]

Sorry for the long post, im kinda obsessed with corvids. I had a hooded crow couple come to my yard for about a year. They would shoo away jackdaws (which are also pretty smart but can be a nuisance in large flocks.) in exchange for treats. It really seemed like the more brave male understood which birds were welcome to our yard and which weren't. After some months of gaining trust and just hanging out they started making weird unique noises at my family...almost like trying to talk. Hard to explain the whole experience, but few smart things i saw them do= -soaking hardened food in water to soften it. (Dont feed them salty things etc) -disturbing ants and sitting on them for some kind of anti-parasitic medicine -hiding excess food under a piece of moss that they dug out -making decoy hideyholes to confuse magpies -trading? With magpies. Like taking a bit of food and giving it to maggies who are way more shy. -leaving a bit of food on ground as it was getting dark, then after it had snowed during the night they nailed the exact spot and got the food. No prints on snow other than that exact spot. -chipping into big piece of food a sort of handle for beak to be able to carry it.etc etc Once some unfamiliar crow came to our yard, and the couple gave it a mafia beatdown. Laying it on its back, standing on its wings one on each side, pecking the crap out of it and then letting it go. Ravens are propably smarter but they are a bit psycho. One seems to enjoy scaring me in the woods by making crazy mimics of random words or laughter.

[@olabisioladunmade2830]

Interesting

[@Jake-yy9fg]

corvids in general are extremely smart, they each have their own little personalities but you wouldn't think it if you see the odd one flying around in the wild. if you spend some time with any that are tame to humans you will see how they behave on par with dogs but they're alot smarter. we rescued a eurasian magpie that was found newly hatched after falling from a nest, here in the uk. we looked after it for a while before we got it to a decent wildlife sanctuary for corvids. and it was one of the smartest animals ive ever interacted with. this one was fully tame due to it being almost immediately imprinted on humans. it changed my entire perspective on corvids and wildlife in general, and although i've always been a lover of nature it made me realise that these birds aren't just autonomous creatures living on instinct. they are a level of conscious and have great awareness. plus when i took the magpie to the sanctuary and got shown around, the woman who runs it spoke and interacted with the ravens like they were human, and they were interacting with her because they understood what she was saying. felt like id walked into a disney film.

[@eisenwerks6388]

Growing up my dad used to call crows. He took me hunting for lots of things from deer to geese to coyotes to turkey, but never shot crows. He liked to be social with them and I guess killing their family members is a bit of a faux pas. He said they had an etiquette, you don't just blast crow noises at them (unless they are mobbing nearby, in which case it will attract a swarm-have food and you've just made a hundred friends lol), instead, you call a few times and wait 5 to 10 seconds or so for a response. If they respond, you can try different combinations of calls; waiting for a response each time and altering your patterns to be close (but not the same, they stop responding if you just repeat their calls). Different regions have different cultural standards and likely different greeting calls/warning calls/etc. Our border collie sorted out what we were doing and would look upwards and bark in response to both our calls and the birds. Sometimes, the crows and the dog would have a conversation in a strange way, with the dog barking a few times, then carefully listening for a response before barking a little differently. Obviously not really understanding one another in the same way as us, but the mutual attempt at communication between two species left me with chills the first time I witnessed it. I live about a mile away now, and they'll still show up even when I don't bring them food to "chat". Once they attacked a hawk that was nesting near the walking trail I use after it did a close territorial flyby of me. They did their "you guys distract while I dive bomb" routine until I was past the nest. Really interesting critters, if you build up a relationship with your local murder they'll provide endless entertainment.

[@coryroberts7519]

Awesome story, that you for sharing!

[@noahswork7997]

Fuuuck I wanna ready that but I’m too high

[@KeithTheKing67]

Noah Cels dude you should read it

[@DixieSchizo]

@@noahswork7997 you sounds like you need to be reading. It took me 20 seconds to read that

[@pretzelheaddd]

Nice

[@Dieg0wned]

If Joe had a chimp on the podcast he would be saying: Chimps are definitely smarter than ravens!

[@dailyd8123]

Why is this not the top comment lol

[@irishtony.2879]

Wow, I never thought of it like that bro. Crae... Zee

[@carlosmatos9848]

@csknives2140 Yeah I remember hearing about that, iirc it was the lady who went to help her friend corral the pet chimp that was running loose outside

[@Kjd2293]

Flash grits Joe Rogan interviews chimpanzee

[@mr.anderson1562]

I feel like this is true with joe😂

[@khaaan7905]

Shoutout to Joe Rogan. He can literally promote a backyard cat fight into a more exciting thing than modern boxing fights.

[@andylee4245]

I have a theory: since ravens are scavengers and eat animals that are already dead-rather than killing it themselves cuz they’re not strong enough-maybe they developed a tendency to provoke two big animals to fight each other, so at least one of the animals dies. Ultimately, so the ravens can eat off of the remains of the conflict they started.

[@heyDominik]

I once read an article about COWS being as smart as a 7 year old kid and that they could understand idioms and hunt with wolves in the woods. I remember it being a little weird, but I had a cow just like that when I was a kid. Months later I found out that it was actually CROWS and not COWS.

[@cashnastyforhead1349]

heyDominik you stupid idiot

[@user-js5wq3ym9j]

hahahaha i love it

[@MsMrapplepie]

Imagine hunting with prey with a fucking cow at your side 🤣

[@Enrique-peralta]

MsMrapplepie AWOOOOOOOOH MOOOOOOOOOO

[@sergiorubio1686]

I actually took time to read the whole comment... 😂😂

[@erictirado147]

Native Americans had crows as pets. They took to the air and led hunters, by altitude, they can find deer. Hunter kills deer, feds crow

[@DoggoWillink]

Are you sure they didn’t take to the water?

[@gokublack5620]

@@DoggoWillink probably did both

[@ReasonAboveEverything]

I am quite sure wherever ravens have lived people have kept them as pets.

[@aronlane4664]

They also work with wolf packs

[@andrewnevermind4902]

Ravens are smarter than most of my neighbours.

[@ozzmary420]

The little instigator bird from the cat fight video wasn't a raven, it was a magpie. Although, a magpie is a part of the same subspecies of birds called corvids. Corvids are incredibly intelligent and clever birds that include ravens, crows, magpies and even buejays! You can tell that is a magpie and not a raven in the video cause they have white bodies and black wings and are considerably smaller then a raven.

[@legendofzelda2324]

Appreciate the info

[@HaukeLaging]

That is not a magpie but a hooded crow.

[@dm7744]

That's the bird from the cartoons right?

[@suedesweffervescent]

Was looking for this. The bird seemed a bit small to be a raven but I’m far from informed on these beautiful creatures.

[@andrzejsamorzewski146]

It's Hooded crow

[@EpyonRoyal]

Jamie: It's a crow, Ravens are a lot bigger. I studied birds in college, I got an A.

[@grahf6807]

The really weird part is that he looked at a big raven just seconds before.

[@spinningchurro]

I mean, he's right.

[@shduevak]

spinningchurro he's wrong. Its an Australian magpie.

[@scott7034]

Hahahaha

[@ianmwaf]

lol!

[@granite793]

I was attacked by ravens while doing a nest inspection on a 250' tower... When your eye to eye with a pissed off mama raven shit gets serious real quick

[@IdentityCrisis1581]

We don't have as many ravens here as we do their lesser cousins, crows. But I can say crows are pretty smart too. They are known to bring gifts to people who give them food. They will learn to recognize you, and your car. And depending on your relationship with them you will have more or less bird poop on your car. I have seen that one myself. I used to work overnight and save my bread scraps from lunch and give it to the crows in the parking lot in the morning before I went home. They started roosting on lights and in trees around my car, and they would chase the seagulls away. At first I thought it was just about making sure the gulls didn't steal their food. Then some guys at work were talking about how the gulls eat the garbage out of the parking lot and poop on everyones cars in the morning. Having that in my mind as I got off work the next morning I noticed my car was the only one in the parking lot that didn't have any bird poop on it. The crows were returning the favor of a free meal by not letting the seagulls poop on my car. And on top of that, they wouldn't poop on my car either. So make friends with some local crows and you won't have to clean poop off your car. Especially if you feed them near the car so they associate it with the free food.

[@SirLoinOfHamalot]

I wonder how ancient gothic people would react to the "goth" these days.

[@bowlofdiogenes6139]

"Joe Crowgan"

[@Goldenvibesss]

Bowl Of Diogenes 😂

[@findingsolutions198]

😂

[@TheFitz741]

this needs more attention lmaoooo

[@clausjuergenwalde7251]

Pull that up, Ravie

[@TheFitz741]

@@clausjuergenwalde7251 the Crowgan & Ravie Show

[@ImAnderZEL]

I can watch Joe do voice overs to animal figths for hours to damn funny

[@oshywardlaw4375]

that's a job for Ozzy man reviews

[@marianaramos1047]

R u high

[@AGON17]

Snoop dogg is amazing at it as well lmao

[@Mobakar]

He should start a channel doing that

[@Neity_]

You peaked at 12 rws

[@platinumphazer]

I pulled up to a stop sign once and a crow hopped off the curb walked across the cross walk and right before it got to my car we made eye contact and it walked Infront of my car and hopped up on the curb on the other side of the road. Ive always wondered how man times that crow watched cars stop for people to walk across the road before it was like "I'ma fuckin try it". Its a moment I'll never forget.

[@juniperman]

I live in a area with a lot of ravens but I never knew they could be raptors. Once saw 2 ravens in a classic fighter attack formation one in front one behind wings back in a dive like a falcon the first one hit a pigeon with his or her feet knocked it out of the air and the wing man pounced on it before it could recover. It was an obvious coordinated attack

[@Broken-Flesh]

Ravens are insanely smart. If you're out goose hunting, those things know you have a shotgun and they steer clear of you, even if you haven't shot yet.

[@MayorIguana]

Molten Smegma I once heard if you're big game hunting, a crow/raven will fly above an animal & get your attention to that direction because they know you will clean your kill there & they can have the guts afterward

[@serlawrenceharlem6715]

Dont matter what gun you have. I come outside in the farm with a pellet gun and all the blackbirds leave. The robins and everything else stay.

[@markhanson6914]

absolutely, and they also knew the range I could hit them with an .22 and always stayed just far enough to be safe.

[@krishurlburt7375]

@@MayorIguana In the woods here in East Texas, don't look at a crow while hunting, they'll literally alert all the animals in the forest. I think it's possible they're doing this to protect predators, mountain lions and Bob cats are starting to become a problem.

[@theonepstein5100]

The raven who started the fight is the best thing I've ever seen in my life.

[@hassiaschbi]

I think he tried to stop a fight...

[@HarryG98]

bear532 what the fuck are you on about

[@TLOC777]

@@HarryG98 obviously he's talkin bout dem birds 😂

[@bear532]

@TreeWop @Moose Niga that’s weird. I replied to a comment about some dude that basically said he thought the goth girl was hot and he wanted to bang her. My comment either got miss-placed or the original comment was erased.

[@tittiesprinklesNZ]

thats a magpie not a raven

[@user-fd5zi8ki4e]

Raven's built their nest on a tree just outside my window, and i used to see them everyday. They laid eggs and those eggs hatched too, unfortunately the little guys couldn't make it through harsh weather. The raven's spent entire day just cawing around the area, as if they were grieving their dead ones.

[@markdavidson1835]

I watched a documentary about the depression of 1929 and they showed raven nests made of barbwire in Texas because no straw available. Mind blowing.

[@jackreacher4297]

There’s a reason why the Raven was a symbol for Odin

[@gatorage850]

you Valknut.

[@nolydyrav4686]

They weren't a symbol "for" Odin. More a messenger or companion

[@Rakesssh]

ᛞᛃᛚᛟᚾ ᚡᚨᚱᛃ they were his eyes.

[@nimmen]

Huginn and Muninn

[@geniegreentrees]

If you hang out with birds, eventually their frequencies make you smarter than everyone. - Nikola Tesla

[@puffwildflowers171]

He said that?

[@edris4846]

Did he really say that

[@kek397]

Don't believe every quote you see on the internet.- Justin Bieber circa 1137 AD

[@Prometheus7272]

Not sure if this quote was true but Nikola Tesla did actually keep pet pigeons and said that he was in love with one.

[@kek397]

@@Prometheus7272 I guess you can say he was into chicks. *Ba dum tss*

[@Kimera_Alternate_Realities]

I, for one, welcome our new Raven overlords.

[@castlehedge]

“I bet you’ll never look at birds the same way again.” - Dr. Alan Grant

[@robertwalker7010]

The raven knows it’s smarter than the cats.

[@pangolothian]

Highly intelligent.

[@fox2569]

Even dogs are smarter than cats so I don’t know why the opposite is portrayed in pop culture.

[@georgeeast5502]

Lmao, dogs are dumb as dirt. Cats are definitely smarter than dogs. Ravens outclass both though

[@CrowBag]

@@georgeeast5502 no. Some dogs. You dont know the difference between a Malamute, Staffy and a pug clearly.

[@alexbramm8526]

@@CrowBag dogs are dumbos

[@danielmeans4954]

A raven just knocked on my door... I bought a vacuum from him.

[@qabbalahninurta7366]

I feel sorry for that girl. She seems so sad. With possibly the raven her only friend.

[@britanica7539]

The Raven was likely doing this so it can gather the fur for a nest. When cats fight, they rip a lot of hair from each other and it is one of the best things a bird can use for a nest as the scent will keep away things like skunks and raccoons which will eat their eggs.

[@vettehogan2584]

Ravens aren't smarter than me. I built a nest in college. I got an A.

[@geniegreentrees]

Vette Hogan Yeah but you followed the bird tutorial. You could not have built it without them building it first. They designed the blueprint. You were just their copycat. 😺 How else were you to know birds build nests? 😉

[@mybloodandme]

@@geniegreentrees stfu nobody cares, your comment was actually fucking pointless bud

[@BRsAnimeCorner]

"Why are you angry?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@bobbycampbell2732]

Hank who hurt you?

[@erikrivers1927]

Hank who came in your breakfast jeez 😂

[@minatomonoshi4933]

shows goth chick with a raven me: wow, she's hot Joe: look at this creep! prolly got baby heads in that bag

[@joseestebanvivanco153]

02:48, *sshole mode on.

[@charlesholman2741]

He sounds completely douchey there. Total jock douche mode.

[@irishpizza2823]

She is not hot in the slightest. What in the fuck are you guys going on about.

[@kiq4767]

I don't wanna call you simps but unfortunately we live in a society that

[@jcstan2234]

She had an attractice face, but imo Rogan is right, she looks like she has serious baggage that I wouldnt wanna touch either.

[@lcblowinwoods4705]

yeah i remember in a class trip we did to study animals at a zoo and i was assigned the raven,i thought it would be boring but after 2 days we learned that the raven actually talked. the raven was so used to everyone saying “hey” to him that he had learned how to say hey but he didn’t say it in a normal was he said it in a creepy like old man way while he stared at you. i was amazed by that raven after that weekend

[@jjut6182]

My first ever mystical psychedelic experience involved a raven. It was the first raven I ever remember seeing, I know that because I was astounded at how massive it was and knew it was my first time seeing one of these. I was just getting into psychedelics, I didn’t know much, not near what I know now. It was only .5g of a dose of psilocybin but it was my largest dose yet, after this experience I took about a 9 month (not reason for that number) break from psychedelics but during that break I did lots and lots of research and reflection. Ya see, me and my friend were coming down from hiking in the mountains (and coming down even though we weren’t all that up) the first neighborhood we got in to from the trails was super quiet, we were walking down the road not talking much and then out of nowhere we heard this loud cawing sound, I looked to my right and standing probably 15 feet from us in someone’s front grass, was a massive, deep dark blue raven. I’d never seen anything like it before, I mean crows yes but they’re small. This, this thing seemed to be at least 2 feet tall, and just big. It was staring at us hard, I’m pretty sure as we kept walking down the road and away that it flew up on top of another houses roof and kept watching us walk away. I claim this experience as mystical because I believe that raven sought me out, and revealed himself to me, not in any profound way but in the way a street sign tells you “what to do” I look at the raven as yield sign on my psychedelic journey.

[@xXbelmontXx]

Joe ''Joe Rogan'' Rogan

[@123mcgarrigle]

xXbelmontXx - Joe “Joe “Joe Rogan” Rogan” Rogan

[@BronBronWorld]

Joe “Joe “Joe “Joe “Joe Rogan” Rogan” Rogan” Rogan

[@badcornflakes6374]

Joe mama

[@timc4765]

Tom (Joe "Coco Diaz" Rogan) Segura

[@m0tv1nd]

I click joe rogan videos just to look at joe " " rogan comments

[@trollpolice]

Joe "chimps are in the stone age but ravens are smarter" rogan

[@the_prophecyyy]

Trollol Police hahha

[@JeremyStittsandtheJourney]

I was looking for this post when I saw the title! Lol

[@spinningchurro]

Ravens and crows have been using tools for centuries. They've been in the Stone Age far longer than chumps.

[@IrLosin]

Only if they drive it.

[@maxcarstairs6911]

LUN4T1C lol idiot

[@FatPankakes101]

For some reason I initially read the title as “Joe Rogan - Ravens are smaller than chimps!” So I thought it was gonna be Joe arguing with this guy about whether Ravens or Chimpanzees were bigger.

[@bigdosser7448]

That is the funniest cat fight starting bird video ever🤣🤣🤣💀

[@JuICyBLiinGeR]

That Raven was bringing his inner Rogan during his UFC days lol

[@jamesbuff3619]

Jamie "pull up a Raven".

[@sostreight]

James Buff LOL

[@runpurebloodrun2355]

I’m a boondocker and feed the ravens daily, now they sit on my roof and tap to get me up to feed them 🤣

[@tomexzain1271]

The story of the son of adam when the crow taught him how to bury his brother proves how smart ravens really are

[@TheUltimateRage]

That Raven was in the video screamin' "WORLDSTAR!!!!!" while the cats were fighting lolol

[@JohnPritzlaff]

One time I smoked a joint and ended up getting into a jam session with a crow and a songbird for two hours. The three of us would take turns whistling or cawing a melody and then the other two would try to copy it. I had it recorded too but I eventually lost that phone.

[@petesthename1588]

Dude I swear I have a girlfriend she just goes to another school!

[@gooddogreallygooddog6157]

Idk why but i believe you

[@stellartoad]

@@gooddogreallygooddog6157 this isn't a joke I've done that too... birds gog brains man!

[@mrkraffbs9583]

Nah I heard that man. I go out on my bike regularly, always going fast as f, and I thought it was fun to say "crow" at crows as I passed them by. Eventually, they would sit on lightposts and trees waiting for me to pass them and just squak 3 times. Sometimes I would respond with a 3 beat sound. They like to fly around me sometimes and I'll sing to them while I zoom zoom zoom on that bike.

[@JohnPritzlaff]

@@petesthename1588 It's just the truth... There's a status on my Facebook from the day it happened but other than that I don't know how I can prove it. It was a very magical experience. It probably helped that I'm a pretty good whistler, but I think it was also that those birds were exceptionally intelligent specimens. It was crazy hearing the crow try to sound like a songbird. They can't quite mimic the whistling sounds but somehow that just makes it more impressive. It was the kind of experience that was so odd that looking back, the more time flies the more you question yourself whether it really happened. I know it did, but in twenty years I'll probably think it was just a dream, or forget about it entirely.

[@jamesrogerson757]

5:02 wtf lmao

[@balancingscales1339]

I’ve watched the cat fight / raven video before and it was pure entertainment! Then these two with their commentary...PRICELESS!

[@canadianponies8787]

Working up in northern Canada, we had big street lamps around camp, that came on and off by photo sensors.. and these ravens would sit up there in the winter in the day!! Spread there wings, cover the senser and turn that light on to keep warm!!!

[@brianpruett114]

🤣Baltimore’s birds are smarter than the citizens 🤦🏻‍♂️

[@daviddebose7502]

🤣🤣🤣 Savage

[@ArQSCreepeRAkaJoey]

Facts lmfaooo

[@davidwebb9092]

That's what the title in the video says, no need to repeat it.

[@swerks197]

David Webb 💀

[@MissTrinidad]

Sometimes they are. They are way smarter than the white ppl down fells point. But not our hood dealers.

[@heathnclark]

The cat fight was genius by the Raven. Get them to fight, and one becomes its dinner. The two cats were its tools to get food.

[@vgw741]

Wait till the Spotify sjw’s hear this

[@barryoneill1703]

I went to school where my freind had a pet raven, it used follow him to school and wait in the trees outside, at breaks he used come down to him in the playground when he called, Then he would follow him home.

[@ilhamseptian1604]

They really smart to memorize human face ..huh

[@thatdudee5344]

are u serious?

[@amyjkr]

I raised a fledgling crow when the tree fell and the nest-mates all died. It was one of the most amazing animal experiences I ever had. He would soar across the yard, and before he knew how to land, it was like the Hitchcock movie with this squawking bird coming towards my face. He figured it out, and would jump around on me, constantly peering up to my face, as if he was always monitoring me, his chosen mama, for an indication of what was up. Crows pay attention to our face, and mannerism even more than a dog. Never, ever piss off the crows or ravens in your neighborhood. They will never forget. When I had my fledgling, every crow in the area started a flock over my house. They were like a mob, asking me to give up my hostage. They stay with family their entire life and loyalty is beyond humans. Years after my first crow baby, I found an injured one who was too old to adapt to humans. I took him home to protect until his strength improved. When I decided to release him, I stupidly took the cage out my door and opened it. That crow barely made it across the street before at least 6 gangster crows came flying over, and pinned him to the ground upside down. They would have killed him. How did they know I was releasing him? I have no idea. It was instant. I rescued him from the gang and took him back to where I found him. But I will never underestimate a crow. One chased my cat when he was eating some garbage at the curb one day. And that cat was a ninja killer, but he ran like a little bitch when the crows swooped down.

[@apapz3245]

You shouldn’t be doing that, it’s illegal to own wild animals like that, leave them be

[@tacitozetticci9308]

@apapz3245 not illegal. People may sometimes want to help animals and save them from horrible suffering and death. Natural agony is still agony and it's bad. So yeah when people wanna help, let THEM be

[@apapz3245]

@@tacitozetticci9308 no, you’re wrong. It is 100% illegal

[@tacitozetticci9308]

@@apapz3245 I mean the world is big, I'm not american, I'm from Europe. But yeah european countries are usually a lot more fussy with this kind of regulations, so I guessed everyone else would have looser rules on these things. Anyway, here it's only illegal to keep dangerous/protected species. That makes sense, I don't see how for instance raising an orphan black bird should be illegal

[@haydenzzz9997]

@@apapz3245 how do you think we have dogs and cats?

[@Marie-fh9fr]

Raven doing more than some men out here starting the car for her😭😂

[@nikhilgawade3583]

Ravens are so smart that they can have a podcast with joe 😂

[@gibson953]

Joe "dophins have different accents" Rogan

[@lockandloadlikehell]

ReverentGhost They're all from Ravens fans, too (speaking of ravens).

[@willhall796]

ReverentGhost knew it’d be here, thank you, take your like good sir

[@mengsou]

Lmao fair play

[@cobrajammin7316]

Lame

[@testodude]

Other dolphins can be very judgmental to those with Baltimore accents.

[@mauricobian]

1:08 here are parenthesis: ( ) Now picture them upside down.

[@kameronrichardson2266]

immediately I was like huh?

[@bigchungus7050]

Sideways obviously

[@eliterager9241]

Sideways dumb dumb

[@lordturtle8735]

@@eliterager9241 nah he said upside down idiot

[@lordturtle8735]

@@bigchungus7050 obviously still not what he said...

[@guysmiley4830]

Birds are super social and emotional. I never really knew this till my sister had a sun conure. They will cuddle with you, fight with you, kiss you, yell at you. They get jealous, envious, grateful. They have personalities that vary as much as humans. They're more engaging emotionally than most of the humans in your life. I was blown away, I thought birds were basically NPCs.

[@emmagrace40]

In Australia we have crows and outside my ground floor apartment in Varsity Lakes on the Gold Coast was a crow that was constantly cawing so one morning I went and sat on the balcony to watch what was happening and it turned out it was blind. You could see there was visibly something wrong with its eyes and there was another crow that was feeding it. They were older crows, not young, fully developed in size, I don't know the history but I was amazed at how the crow was still alive.

[@billypilgrim5329]

Ravens are super smart, they have a complex language. I took to feeding the local ravens meat on some cold winter's days, they greet me like a friend and it's not them just being conniving with the aim of getting fed again, ravens in far away locations now greet me as well. A happy raven literally jumps with joy and flips over onto his back when flying. Such excellent fliers, they love a good storm, they play tag, I see them do it. My favorite birds, those black beauties.

[@S.Lung149]

'Send a raven' - Thor

[@sirslaughter00]

Ravens are very smart. A buddy of mine was on a group dmt trip in South America, and he tried to double leg this chimp. Then this elk - by the way an elk is such a weird animal, it’s a super athlete just running away from predators all day- approached us looking calm and relaxed. You know dolphins have accents. Anyway. OH HE SLEPT HIM. HE SLEPT HIM.

[@bobbob5255]

theres this story of a woman and her kid feeding crows everyday and eventually the crows started to bring gifts to the family as thanks for the food

[@Kyle-gf2qt]

I was raised by a Raven, can confirm they're smart

[@lillynordicpale]

No wonder ravens are the chosen symbols of his excellency Odin.

[@davebourque7895]

Those are his pets he sees through there eyes I believe

[@badascan8910]

kan raventhorpe leve videre!

[@iToldYou922]

“Excellency” Odin?

[@adamsoderlund7250]

Hail odin

[@superunknown2728]

Don't forget the Morrigan

[@perijetton9275]

Omg!! Joe cracks me up so bad!! 🤣😆🤣😆

[@davidmcmichael8843]

The raven fucking with the cats had me in tears laughing! :)

[@ControlDesigns]

0:38 Joe transforms into Owen Wilson

[@11bfollowme19]

Haha I liked that

[@AprilJasper]

Does anyone else remember a classic childhood tale about a crow putting pebbles in a container to get the water? It was one of my favorites....

[@jdoll5704]

Did u just create a mandala effect..?

[@justvgarcia3881]

Do you remember one about a black crow who got feathers from all these different birds because he wanted to be different and amazing or whatever and at the end learns he needs to be himself?

[@hiphophrc]

The thirsty crow😀

[@HackedUpForBarbeque]

Made me remember 'How the birds got their colours'

[@disrespectthemwomensubjuga5471]

@@beastified22 what are you smoking?

[@JME2191]

Extremely intelligent and beautiful. They can live a very long time and not only mimic what you say but even mimic the sound of your voice. It's amazing. I'd love to have one especially where I live on 60 acres with no neighbors

[@BangMaster96]

My wife's boyfriend has a pet raven, it's the coolest thing ever

[@Homeskillet-mk6bj]

hold up...