Taken from #1328 w/Whitney Cummings: • Joe Rogan Experience #...
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@kylesmith41734 жыл бұрын
The fact that they put a headset on the robot has me dying
@WordedDrake4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even fucking consciously think about it, holy shit.
@Pandainapandasuit4 жыл бұрын
He has no conscious!!!!!!!! He is a robot!!
@BrianGallas4 жыл бұрын
Joe's got the greatest life, I swear... lmao
@markin_4 жыл бұрын
Hahhahahahahahahahaha!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂
@dominiclhouvum82314 жыл бұрын
I guess its for listening to what rogan and cummings say
@dante3404 жыл бұрын
Meanwhile, Young Jamie was low key sitting there quietly catching feelings for that robot
@sterlingarcher50704 жыл бұрын
Yo pull that up jamie
@potent74444 жыл бұрын
@JTagStudios Savage, but its true lol.
@1810jeff4 жыл бұрын
@@sterlingarcher5070 *Yo pull up your pants Jamie
@Wechosworld4 жыл бұрын
@@1810jeff 😆
@vilentman1114 жыл бұрын
Hit that up Jamie
@jonvia Жыл бұрын
To be fair, a sex doll would be less than a divorce or alimony...so thats a plus!
@Adam-kx2tp3 жыл бұрын
Joe: omg that's so creepy... *Camera goes off* Joe: I'm gonna need 3 of these!
@raghuvenkatesan67923 жыл бұрын
lmaaaooo
@mr.electronx90362 жыл бұрын
100%
@leahflower99242 жыл бұрын
he wants the ones covered in tattoos lol
@ey3z4ya2 жыл бұрын
@@leahflower9924 lmaoo
@Vellisaden0207 Жыл бұрын
Yep red head blond and brunette
@gewgulkansuhckitt90865 жыл бұрын
People think I'm weird and creepy for owning a hyper-realistic RealDoll, but I've got a few very normal reasons for owning one: (1) I stick the doll in the passenger seat with some sunglasses on and get to ride in the carpool lane. (2) When I leave the house, especially for extended periods, I leave the doll sitting in a chair "reading a book" while "watching TV". It deters burglars. (3) It keeps the dog from feeling lonely while I'm at work. (4) It keeps people from realizing that my wife has been missing for over a year now and asking awkward questions because it looks just like her. (5) If I listen really carefully, it whispers the names of those who wish me harm so I can kill them before they kill me. It's really surprising sometimes who all is plotting against me.
@makguy12805 жыл бұрын
Fucking hilarious.
@replicantona5 жыл бұрын
Super underrated.
@pentagramprime15854 жыл бұрын
If James Cameron is any judge, your dog will bark uncontrollably at that doll. Wich reminds me, I should upgrade to a plasma shooter.
@BADMoeBrown4 жыл бұрын
This is epic 😂
@420SMOKERADIO4 жыл бұрын
Gewgulkan Suhckitt Awesome! Thanx for the alibi... I mean that was funny lol
@RemTheMulatto4 жыл бұрын
I could never get a fleshlight because my hand has always been good to me and I'm no cheater..
@puttputt5244 жыл бұрын
There’s stuff you can’t do with your hands.
@joeywantstoplay4 жыл бұрын
thats true love @ Jeremy T 2 you keep holding onto that hand.....it wont demand alimony or bitch at you every moment. thats a relationship, meant to last forever!
@catmanpc91664 жыл бұрын
Rosie Palm and her five sisters.
@cultofmalgus13104 жыл бұрын
@Alex alexander watch what you say and stay away from the wood shops!
@JokerClutch4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it’s not the same 😂
@danielbartley4722 жыл бұрын
A buddy of mine once said something like 'Once realistic sex robots are online, Western birth and marriage rates will crash.' I laughed at the time. Look how men are treated today. Sadly, it doesn't seem so far-fetched any more.
@atravelerofbothtimespace41722 жыл бұрын
The robots need to be hotter n less creepy the tech is 65 pct there
@TDPhinsTalkAdmin2 жыл бұрын
Honestly better than just flooding the planet with more and more mouths to feed with less and less housing. Not to even mention that maybe people won’t get into pointless marriages because they are young dumb and horny. Perhaps divorce rates would decrease.
@sangawaldron53992 жыл бұрын
When male birth control becomes simple affordable and effective …
@Laura-fh3sc Жыл бұрын
You do see the irony in what you're saying, right? You think women are interchangable with objects. What does that tell you about how women are treated?! But yeah, poor men 🤣
@turbo1997hsm Жыл бұрын
@@Laura-fh3sc When did he say women are interchangeable with objects? All he's saying is that men want peace.
@veddergirl35212 жыл бұрын
Someone in my community ordered a doll and had it delivered. Homeless guy who lives under bridge nearby was passing by and noticed huge box on porch. He dragged it away into bushes. He couldn't believe it when opened it and had receipt of over $3,000.00 dollars. He was on bicycle and had to take her head off and few limbs to stuff in big bag to ride back under bridge. Neighbor saw and called police told them he went under bridge thinks he killed someone. Police showed up guns drawn and when they got closer and saw doll they were busting up laughing. And let him keep her. True story.
@davec36512 жыл бұрын
Haha and everybody knows which house it was delivered to.
@jandersen6802 Жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@wilsonrutherford7519 Жыл бұрын
This is a lie about 3 or 4 times over.
@cheesesteakphilly Жыл бұрын
Terrible fake story.
@Micheal1122 Жыл бұрын
Lol 😂, I had to pause the video to read that 😂
@boerepompie82444 жыл бұрын
Im so high that I’m ten minutes in and only just realized the one girl a robot. Thought they were twins
@gabrielrubio144 жыл бұрын
yesssssssir
@abdihassan72084 жыл бұрын
samee looool
@RikXtreme44 жыл бұрын
Same. Thought she had a disability, which would explain the weird movement
@yesandyes91684 жыл бұрын
How fucking high do you people get
@boerepompie82444 жыл бұрын
Yes Yes Yes
@gawdy665 жыл бұрын
10 different personalities??, sounds like a real woman to me.
@steveo.5745 жыл бұрын
Lmao put that bitch on "IPod shuffle" mode. Then we can't tell the difference!
@luckybassturd72605 жыл бұрын
You get one week a month to see the true side of a woman... Pre, present & post Menstrual cycle, is 3weeks long!
@raddyofadds5 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@clintkennedy83745 жыл бұрын
Got eeeem lol
@jamesbenedict75164 жыл бұрын
Don't underestimate women like that! Try 40
@GudJonnyCakes Жыл бұрын
So this woman spent like the first 3 minutes of this video bashing guys having sex toys and then she says I feel like it's so taboo for a guy to have a sex toy well yeah because majority of people are like you talking s*** about it but never said anything about a woman having a sex toy and how creepy it is when the woman has to clean it if a man
@saschaschmitt592 Жыл бұрын
a lot of JR's guests are fucking douches and dumbasses tho, like this
@donniedoobie9627 Жыл бұрын
I'm 53 , and my libido has dropped to almost zero. It's funny , when I was younger man all I thought about was girls...i could have never imagined now. It's like I never hardly ever think or care about sex anymore. Companionship is very important though...i miss that.😐
@rickybobby5153 Жыл бұрын
Not really. $1200-$5000 can get you some pretty good models
@HIDHIFDB Жыл бұрын
eat raw garic and onions is not normal to be sexless at your age
@Smoshylife7 ай бұрын
Needa get on trt
@nitroxylictv6 ай бұрын
start taking dbol or testosterone. Its not that expensive either.
@magnetcrusher11933 ай бұрын
They are fantastic for cuddling, not the robot, just get a $1500 sex doll. Only get on trt if you want to get horney again, some guys like the peace and calm.
@MegaBspark4 жыл бұрын
joe has a fleshlight and is trying a little reverse psychology so people believe he hasn't, but i'm not buying it.
@opiktea81764 жыл бұрын
Lmao its called dick fear
@MustangSallyB1atch4 жыл бұрын
They were sponsors of the podcast early on its history, Rogan's curiosity likely prevailed in that moment
@mixwb4 жыл бұрын
Nah he has a butt plug
@sal29754 жыл бұрын
So if he admitted he did have one would you buy it? One for yourself?
@GrillaStyle4 жыл бұрын
joe is brock lesnar's fleshlight
@westonscheer15325 жыл бұрын
I just imagine that doll, doing reverses cowgirl. Then 360 exorcist head spin. That’s a different kinda creepy.
@dillonbgray4 жыл бұрын
That would make me cum.
@SaikouShiva4 жыл бұрын
@@dillonbgray *NUT*
@zack494 жыл бұрын
Read berserk
@FrappuccinoAlfredo4 жыл бұрын
Disastrous Dilldo how to delete a reply on KZbin
@zack494 жыл бұрын
@@FrappuccinoAlfredo click on the 3 dots on the section with your comment
@novaturbkkk2 жыл бұрын
After 4 minutes into this pod cast I am over stimulated 😂😂
@VotEtoPizdets2 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious. One of the best JRE clips ever.
@vistuscaine4 жыл бұрын
Wow, she's so creepy and weird. The doll is a little too.
@Nob9114 жыл бұрын
Haha we all know he uses it in secret haha
@makguy12804 жыл бұрын
Sean O. Any chick with that much face work is looney. Not sure if she had face shit done but she sure looks looney enough to do it. 😑
@samam49914 жыл бұрын
And she’s talking about jerking off like she has a dick 🤯
@gunargundarson16264 жыл бұрын
@@samam4991 oh because men never ever thought of being a girl especially the vagina part
@randomuser34414 жыл бұрын
Sohayb Allam smh... everyone masturbates. It’s not that hard to understand idiot.
@dethofgod6664 жыл бұрын
Fleshlights are weird Then no word about ladies with joysticks that have been around for decades before fleshlight even existed
@chris_redd24534 жыл бұрын
Joe used to be sponsored by flesh light
@bomberman494 жыл бұрын
Talk yo shit
@GrillaStyle4 жыл бұрын
she says fleshlights are wierd cuz you have to clean them after. women gotta clean themselves after too
@kelpking44844 жыл бұрын
And lesbians hate dicks but use rubber ones makes no sense
@lars23634 жыл бұрын
kushking not all lesbian, lez not get it twisted
@ianjones9498 Жыл бұрын
bought a blow up doll for $30 bucks it had a leak so i took it back to the store said to the clerk "every time i inflate this doll she goes down on me" he said " if i knew that i would have charged you $50"😁
@Rosspal143 жыл бұрын
What Whitney brings up at the end with the wolf versus husky issue, totally a problem that happens in machine learning all the time, unexpected bias. She explained it perfectly
@Raymanujan2 жыл бұрын
And she was so kind about it ---- maybe they are "too" smart. hahaha.
@GrantfromEarth4 жыл бұрын
"She has ten personalities" Nice. That's about ten less personalities than my wife has.
@akoncontrola75173 жыл бұрын
Man if your wife heard that youre getting a ass whoping
@user-dm2ps9sp4h3 жыл бұрын
So what's the other 9?
@That__Guy3 жыл бұрын
my wife is stuck on "angry"
@Edvanderbie3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@scottstorchfan3 жыл бұрын
Hahaha
@MatterIsNotSolid4 жыл бұрын
Was waiting for Joe to ask the robot if its ever done DMT.
@picklejuice46384 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@henrykjohn784 жыл бұрын
Literally
@yooooodennis3 жыл бұрын
😄
@chrismiles13923 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 😂🤣
@jameswoolford26983 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🙌🏻
@billbillson31293 жыл бұрын
LMFAO The real doll and Whitney share a definite likeness! That shit is too funny to me man XD
@robertcopp24112 жыл бұрын
I wrote a paper in college about how Social Isolation can lead to the increased Anthropomorphisation of objects and creatures. I cited some studies on how lonely people perceived more human personality traits from everything from pets, to roombas, to completely inanimate objects like lamps. They also tended to antrhopomorphize events into ghosts or supernatural activity. Completely isolated people can start to hallucinate within days.
@jay_arson5075 Жыл бұрын
Is that study published somewhere?
@jhnyjoejoe69 Жыл бұрын
Except pets do have emotions and are alive. In this case it's more like they become aware of what the average self absorbed person overlooks. Unlike inanimate objects.
@jhnyjoejoe69 Жыл бұрын
also I've been completely isolated many times and didn't hallusinate anything.
@SamK2525 Жыл бұрын
Social Isolation, you mean Social Media right 😅.
@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 Жыл бұрын
@@SamK2525 Social isolation is essentially lacking a regular social life. Not having any friends or close family or other humans one can engage with positively, or the inability to engage in social activities that involve interacting with other people.
@drakenpage67764 жыл бұрын
"how do you feel about porn" "Maybe later"
@swill10204 жыл бұрын
The initial cost maybe expensive but in the long run, just think of the money I could save.
@ouch29254 жыл бұрын
That is the best selling point I've ever seen on a realdoll
@kourtneyr.scruggs09884 жыл бұрын
That is exactly what I thought
@smileitsjustagame29374 жыл бұрын
🤣
@Chaingretzkyworld4 жыл бұрын
Yup no alimony or child support from a robot🤷♂️😂
@harshpalsingh11454 жыл бұрын
hahahaaha
@rrdutch41112 жыл бұрын
I saw some woman flipping out on video pertaining to this, same sentiment “it’s gross, how can men have sex with an emotionless robo-doll?!” 1. Bold to assume human women have more love and empathy than a robot. 2. Women have collections of rubber/silicone phallus’s they have no issues fking. 3. The culture we live in has made a functional relationship with a real woman closer to fantasy, while funding and designing robots like this has brought the idea of having one closer to reality. Men love women, unfortunately that feeling isn’t reciprocated. We can commit mass human rights violations, or allow sexbots to exist 🤷🏻
@littlems.tries-to-fix-it6270 Жыл бұрын
#1 made me laugh out loud. And #2 is exactly what I’ve been thinking while listening …
@samtam423 Жыл бұрын
they are afraid i assume. My theory is that its a power change and woman will lose it. Because why else would she care.
@ryanross6574 Жыл бұрын
Strengthening gender roles would be “oppressive and toxic”. It took decades and multiple generations to brainwash women into their current mindset; “manning up” may work for specific individuals, but modern society simply won’t buy back into traditional gender roles at this point. The statistics are out there, it’s crystal clear how women view men and what their general intentions are. Women aren’t interested in what’s best for “the greater good”. Artificial wombs, AI companion bots, etc aren’t ideal I’ll agree; but the alternative is forcing women against their will to essentially become human incubators for men they hate. The avenue of technology-driven relationships and reproduction gives men the option to experience a relationship and family they wouldn’t otherwise have access to having, while also allowing women the option to decide if losing male companionship and motherhood was worth the cost of their ideology. I say invest in these technologies, implement them, and society/culture will decide over time. It will be rejected or accepted; like prohibition or birth control. Fact is, modern male/female dynamics are leading towards something that can’t easily be corrected. We either do nothing and let society collapse, or we do something. This is something🤷🏻
@ENFPerspectives Жыл бұрын
@@samtam423 obviously men who see women only as a fk toy, would therorize there would be a power change, by that logic.
@kourtneyr.scruggs0988 Жыл бұрын
@@ENFPerspectives The way I see it, as a man I have to respect the fact that no real woman is going to want me as I am. Now, as a woman, you can understand that I don’t want to be alone, so if I can respect your wishes and have my needs fulfilled I don’t see why this is a problem.
@crazyrussianman21282 жыл бұрын
The same thing that happened with the wolf/husky problem happened with another ai. They taught it to recognize cows and it learned that cows belong in a field. They showed it a cow on a beach and it had no idea wtf was happening.
@iepvienredstoneHuy007 Жыл бұрын
To be honest, i and probably a lot of people would have no idea when seeing a cow strolling one the beach
@Exclusive101111111111 ай бұрын
That cow on a beach are called fat women. If the A.I said that it would be on point. 😂
@shmikey47175 жыл бұрын
Joe "you dont HAVE to clean it" Rogan
@MrSlowestD164 жыл бұрын
It sounds like he's speaking from real life exp.
@kyle74474 жыл бұрын
Ha this actually made me laugh. 👍
@JinxMarie19852 ай бұрын
A lot a guys don't. They're disgusting. Dirty sheets. Dirty disgusting underwear...
@demstaincanada5 жыл бұрын
Joe "I used to have a joke about this" Rogan
@MetalFacedGamer5 жыл бұрын
"a bit" always
@heroiinihessu5 жыл бұрын
I was reading this and then yeah
@jaymiddleton17825 жыл бұрын
Joe “Patrice had a bit about this but I really liked it and most people haven’t heard it so *I* had a bit about this” Rogan
@Jordan-Ramses5 жыл бұрын
I think the title of this video needs no explanation.
@gunghovagabond2 жыл бұрын
I'm so glad somebody said that this was eventually going to become normal. I've been saying that for years but people just tell me I'm crazy. I'm just ahead of the curve
@V0NRH1NE2 жыл бұрын
Men can’t get along with women, women can’t get along with men, but both still want companionship. Its already starting.
@lemonstrangler2 жыл бұрын
4:18 hes really right about that, when theres a build up, you're willing to do anything sexual. but if you just let it go out of your system, you start to think you were crazy for even thinking of doing those
@Johnnysmithy24 Жыл бұрын
This is sooooooo true
@Exclusive101111111111 ай бұрын
@@Johnnysmithy24so why not just beat off and say damn I almost spent all that money on a damn robot. That’s creepy. 😂
@BrianCheng245 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember when the Joe Rogan Experience was sponsored by Fleshlights and only Fleshlights?
@coffee71805 жыл бұрын
Today it's the flashlight tomorrow it's a android. Joe is not able to see the future even after talking to Elon. Many women love to call men losers, he himself loves to do that, but it's they so called losers that are building the future or working for it. Robots are coming and women robot's too, making women even less attractive to man that don't want to be their puppets. I will see him than shaming man for having perfect android women's and comparing them to flashlight's.
@stephen89965 жыл бұрын
@@coffee7180 what?
@coffee71805 жыл бұрын
@@stephen8996 is it possible to have a hot robot in 25 years that looks exactly like scarlett johansson or even better and would you then not fuck such a robot? Why making fun of people that have a different view on the world, if after time their view on it becomes the norm? I remember a time when people like Joe loved to make fun of people with computers, video-games, comic books and VR headsets etc, what do they think now?!
@coffee71805 жыл бұрын
@@jbellfield that has nothing to do with fear but reality, a man going to marriage or even having kids with a women could mean his financial ruin and some people are just not willing or can't marry or be in a relation ship. Having other options could show us how bad it really is in today standards with man and women. Normally a average man has less choices to make in the dating world, so giving him more could benefit future relation ships and the happiness of both sides. Right now women benefit a lot of their bigger choices in dating and see's every toy or object benefiting men as competition and treat, so they shame man for using them.
@tje55535 жыл бұрын
Yep
@urbo924 жыл бұрын
Doll: "I want to feel you inside my bo-" Jamie: "oooh..."
@rdbanks28234 жыл бұрын
OscarBo “fuck it! I’m out!”
@arnekim19224 жыл бұрын
he was more like: "oooh yeah..."
@darthphaser29914 жыл бұрын
Lol 🤣
@Herozonex200 Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for these to hit the stores. This will solve my case to finally meet women that has interest to me.
@Jon-pw2ik2 жыл бұрын
I like how for the show they got a doll that looks exactly like the guest!!! Good for her!
@Thespokenone5 жыл бұрын
Joe Rogan in 2050 interviewing a robot : "Have you tried DMT?"
@AM-xe4iq5 жыл бұрын
Thespokenone Right! Lol
@moistbread11774 жыл бұрын
More like USB
@JesseLeeKing5 жыл бұрын
I never clean my flesh light it reminds me of my ex girlfriend
@JenLovesBenz4 жыл бұрын
I didn't even know wtf a flesh light was until this video and googled it... Never again.
@awkwarditaliangirl84194 жыл бұрын
.... 😬😬 first thought in my head “can you give yourself an STD?!”
@anthonyc33064 жыл бұрын
🤣
@dragonhitman10714 жыл бұрын
@@awkwarditaliangirl8419 .....
@nuttfilms95294 жыл бұрын
I wanna like this comment but it's at 69 likes
@landeny653 жыл бұрын
“They shut down the sex robot brothel down because guys were all fucking the same dolls...” Aren’t we already doing that with real women?
@sitdowndogbreath Жыл бұрын
"It's chinatown Jake, nothing changes in Chinatown" or this case chinadoll. 😂
@davemoskot77722 ай бұрын
Joe, “stomp on the gas ⛽️” whilst referencing a Tesla is gold…
@potatopewpew47194 жыл бұрын
Omg I just realized I like Jealous women and fighting because my family was fucking dysfunctional growing up. Great and it took a Talk about sex dolls on Joe Rogan show to realize it.
@InanisNihil4 жыл бұрын
sounds like a "self diagnosis.." i suggest seeking professional insight and evaluation.. i like fighting women... my family for all tenses and purpose where "perfect" i also like jealous women... so we may like similar things for different reasons... hell.. i like women in between the 2...
@rosen94254 жыл бұрын
clean your room - Jordan B
@Christian-oi7sd4 жыл бұрын
@@InanisNihil the fuck is wrong with you. if you like fighting women or get off to jealousy than you need to see a doctor and the last thing you ever need is to be in a relationship with anyone
@sethbishop68904 жыл бұрын
Families and fucking should not be that close in the same sentence
@Jdb634 жыл бұрын
@@cultofmalgus1310 Fbi: Open up
@toddgarver53974 жыл бұрын
Whitney Cummings had so much work done on her face, I cant tell which one is the robot.
@kurisechan884 жыл бұрын
LOL shes a real life doll
@MOUNTAINOUS4 жыл бұрын
the robot is the one that is much hotter
@Smokeless11674 жыл бұрын
It's all the splooge that changed her face.
@zz77334 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t even tell she gets work done. She’s out of your league anyway
@philj95944 жыл бұрын
@@zz7733 Get your eyes checked
@MrPBCas3 жыл бұрын
She had the audacity to say “the robot looks more real than most of the IG models i follow” but .. she clearly has a lot of work done to her face.
@livefromdagarage3 жыл бұрын
Its hilarious that she would even says that.
@Ghostinaseashell17892 жыл бұрын
That robot does look more real then some Instagram models with their Facetune filtered faces😂
@Ghostinaseashell17892 жыл бұрын
More then half the women on Instagram filter their bodies and faces atleast the robot isn’t faking it.
@Ghostinaseashell17892 жыл бұрын
Whitney Cummings is gorgeous she tweaked a little but she looks natural nothing wrong with getting plastic surgery or any cosmetic surgery if it looks natural.
@leahflower99242 жыл бұрын
if a guy uses a female for her body/holes and can't see her as a real person and personality then using a doll's holes is no different people wanna act dignified or prideful when it comes to dolls i smell BS
@AlexReynard2 жыл бұрын
2:05 Brilliant joke from Joe, perfectly timed.
@nrich51273 жыл бұрын
Best thing is when you get tired of her , she won't hire a lawyer to take half your stuff.
@boomer7943 жыл бұрын
Facts
@flexjohnson183 жыл бұрын
Yea I don't see a disadvantage here, there are many who'll say you're all types of incels and perverts but my bank account won't be ravaged
@slimmylombo47713 жыл бұрын
Until she does
@william46613 жыл бұрын
@@flexjohnson18 Sorry, but I feel that guys who worry about losing money in a divorce, are either not very wealthy, and/or not interested in marriage outside of reasons for sex. Which isn't a crime by the way, both having little money/being interested in just sex. But it doesn't have much to do with women who're (supposedly) greedy overall. And regardless, marriage contracts are also an option. I can applaud you for not wanting to jump into a serious relationship/marriage though. There's so much pressure and expectations for guys to do that, from a lot of angles, especially as you get a bit older. I'm way old now, 40, and I came close few times to either getting married/having a kid. And I'm only now starting to realise that I'm glad it didn't happen. Cause I simply never met the right person, and it wouldve ended in disaster. It's so easy for all of it to go wrong, and women get desperate and pushy for these things, just like guys will get pushy/desperate for sex. Both equally problematic. Sex/relationships/kids are not a game. And you got nothing to be ashamed of for not wanting to wreck your life over it. Also: waaay too many guys get suicidal over all this crap. Sex/relationships/expectations... And it all goes under the radar and not talked about, because guess what: a lot of these guys actually go through with it, because they feel unheard and/or unable to speak or unable to be understood.
@i-am-cylon-man3 жыл бұрын
... but one day soon they will have legal representation from Skynet and ocp associates. Lol
@jae73494 жыл бұрын
If Joe Rogan ever has a sex doll made of himself i think it would be a shame if they named it anything else but "the joe rogan experience" lol
@veaumarin73142 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment
@wretchedknave57402 жыл бұрын
this cracked me up lol
@avivastudios23112 жыл бұрын
😁😁😁
@itshugi5492 жыл бұрын
Every time there were plans to go to a club, I tickled the pickle and realized hey, who needs to go out. Saved me time, money and dignity
@bobobo30752 жыл бұрын
This shit is genuinely hilarious 🤣 and true
@ricardorocha28783 жыл бұрын
Joe: "oh,fuck their creativity!" Fucking epic😂😂😂😂
@tvuser14 жыл бұрын
I wish the robot didn't talk so much and they had whitney talk more..
@chrisw73474 жыл бұрын
Fascinating how quickly empathy vanishes when this subject, and subjects adjacent to it, comes up.
@raven73894 жыл бұрын
Yea where's all this compassion and tolerance I keep hearing about?
@quincy-20003 жыл бұрын
@@raven7389 Men don’t get empathy from the group that thinks they are to fault for all the worlds problems. Even the ones who have never held any position of power are treated as if they were the ones who oppressed people in the past.
@aztec22813 жыл бұрын
@@quincy-2000 wow, you are so victimized. go let mommy breast feed you! maybe you wont be so insecure about women.
@JohnJohnson-fm1gy3 жыл бұрын
@@aztec2281 You are exactly what was meant by no empathy.
@ComeAlongKay2 жыл бұрын
@@quincy-2000 yeah, as guys particularly white guys we’re so incredible we’re held responsible for things we did that we didn’t even do.
@adamwhite62263 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else think of that episode of futurama, where Fry watches that PSA "Dont Date Robots!"?
@stephencarlsbad2 жыл бұрын
Alexa, grab your ankles!😅
@malcolmnicoll11655 жыл бұрын
What's even creepier is to be stuck with a narcissistic girlfriend or wife who ruins your life and makes you miserable.
@chiefs2pretty4radio5 жыл бұрын
More pathetic than creepy.
@GandalfTheSilver5 жыл бұрын
Real life is going to hit these simps hard man.
@mayureshtrivediforbaps13105 жыл бұрын
Perfect... atleast Robots won't drag you to false cases and loot you your life... I agree
@freshguy6015 жыл бұрын
Exactly...only 3-5% of woman out there are actually good girls...Joe knows inside he would fuck that doll in a minute...
@derekstone78695 жыл бұрын
aint that the truth!!!
@the_yungchubbz4 жыл бұрын
I'm so mad. I wanted to open the first bot brothel. Seems so simple, and risk-free.
@dickfitswell34373 жыл бұрын
So would you just hose them off and sanitize or do they have a self clean cycle? Would back door access (aka brown log highway) cost more? Could you design them to resemble celebs like Avril Lavigne. Nope. Sorry. Avril Lavigne 2009'ish before she got hefty? I'm asking for a friend.
@booqrdoit91383 жыл бұрын
@@dickfitswell3437 with enough manpower and innovation, we will be able to bump uglies with Android Condoleezza Rice
@Enrique-peralta3 жыл бұрын
@@booqrdoit9138 and in the future she may be able to twerk if scientist would focus on what's important
@sexysputnik3 жыл бұрын
I may soon have my own stable of sex bots once I finish shadowing under my local pimp. I'm almost ready.
@leahflower99242 жыл бұрын
"Did he do a survey of hookers"? lol
@gew25103 жыл бұрын
I don't need a doll, I live right next to TJ 😂
@SillyGoose20243 жыл бұрын
Next christmas when i sit on Santa's lap, i know what I'm asking for
@juniorgod3215 жыл бұрын
why aren't the male dolls as popular with women as female dolls are popular with men? They don't come with a wallet!
@mikel45265 жыл бұрын
Nailed it!
@hattix72335 жыл бұрын
Cos women don’t objectify men like men to do women
@juniorgod3215 жыл бұрын
@@hattix7233 Then why do they use dildos as a replacement for cocks?
@turnthonkee5 жыл бұрын
@@hattix7233 Nowhere near true, look into borderline/narcissist personality disorder traits to dispel this one.
@damondziewiontkowski56235 жыл бұрын
Boom.
@FranticSloth4205 жыл бұрын
Girls have Hitachi and vibrating saddles, but ALL STOP if a guy has a doll 🙄
@FrankDickerstein5 жыл бұрын
Right. Or if we use a taxidermied bear with a picture of Scarlett Johansen's face that we smeared with poop and blood we're looked at like sickos but women can use a dildo and be looked at like normal.
@Brainbuster5 жыл бұрын
@@FrankDickerstein So far I've seen three comments suggesting Scarlett Johansen as a choice. IMO, she is a fugly butterface (compared with almost any other actress). She's an average-looking (I'm being polite there) woman who has every advantage and has put a ton of work in making herself look better. I can go to my local Whole Foods and find 4 or 5 girls that look better than her without even trying hard.
@bingobriano60215 жыл бұрын
Big difference between a vibrator and a fucking life size creepy doll! And... vibrating saddles? Not all girls are cam girls dude lol
@Zobokolobozo5 жыл бұрын
@@bingobriano6021 Point went over ur head. Compare a dildo with a fleshlight then, still weird for dudes.
@shuepsx6524 жыл бұрын
If instead of vibrators girls had dolls it would be the same.
@iamrenvik15223 жыл бұрын
That's so creepy when it just asked if they wanted her to recite poem out of no where , I didn't think that anyone said anything that would of promoted her to give that response even if they had specifically asked it would be creepy but out of nowhere when she had just been sitting listening to them
@Jonslondon2 жыл бұрын
02:48 "What is the advantage with a flesh light?" *Looks straight at Jamie* lol
@koodersalad4274 жыл бұрын
9:55 Jamie's disgust had me rolling!!!
@Chimpmanboom5 жыл бұрын
Why she bashing the dolls when she’s trying so hard to look like one?
@SpunkyMaeve5 жыл бұрын
SWOLESILVERBACK - Ouch!
@Scott903145 жыл бұрын
Dude look at her she looks like a gilf. The cats and sock drawer is calling her name lol.
@phillipcastro23945 жыл бұрын
This doll is made from her likeness
@victorortiz62725 жыл бұрын
@@phillipcastro2394 you don't get it.
@alohi795 жыл бұрын
Lol Winner!
@MrCheckster20002 жыл бұрын
Everything is so high tech now a days. Way back in my day when I was a teenager we just used to use a sock...lol
@horseeladyyy10153 жыл бұрын
Imagine opening a closet at a friend's house and finding one of those.. you'd need therapy for the shock of thinking you just found a dead lady
@zombiekila1873 жыл бұрын
I don’t see how that would be normalized in society honestly.
@samobviously17705 жыл бұрын
Joe "i'll abandon my stance on anything to agree with a woman i find attractive" Rogan.
@@theterribleshow5462 About equal to Sam Obviously's listening comprehension "kiddo."
@obed5oa4 жыл бұрын
He's a fucking hypocrite. Bet he has one in his closet for times when wifey isn't in the mood. Lol 😂
@azjeepguy834 жыл бұрын
@supertramp I think it was a compliment...
@brentdraper43824 жыл бұрын
Someone fucks robots
@kaku645 жыл бұрын
"well guess what, here's the creepiest part you don't have to to clean it" funniest line of 2019
@demstaincanada5 жыл бұрын
Get her a towel
@patrickcrawford63925 жыл бұрын
Not really
@blamberton78935 жыл бұрын
@@patrickcrawford6392 found the dude that doesn't clean his!
@silasdietrich74645 жыл бұрын
Think of it as "lube for later"
@redpillcomedy85682 жыл бұрын
You Don't Have to Clean it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@risingsunconfederate1484 жыл бұрын
But no one complains about Women buying Baddragon... ahem... "PRODUCTS"
@JenLovesBenz4 жыл бұрын
Ekkhem.. Whats baddragon?
@1000REMBOY4 жыл бұрын
Shut the fuck up dumbass
@MattGOG6664 жыл бұрын
@@1000REMBOY someones offended
@stevenpochejr4 жыл бұрын
@@JenLovesBenz so innocent
@AA-bk1oe4 жыл бұрын
You sound whiny. If women aren't sexual, she's a prude. Porn is always for men, now that's really unfair.
@TheChudReport5 жыл бұрын
Who can't tell the difference between Cummings and the doll?
@Mr.AlrightGuy5 жыл бұрын
Chad the Chud wait those aren’t both robots?
@Jackmerius_Tacktheritrix57335 жыл бұрын
It’s easy. The robot is the interesting one.
@mysticmac49005 жыл бұрын
The doll looks real that's the funny thing
@sarahanderson25255 жыл бұрын
your page is hilarious. Sub'd
@tomhearns47705 жыл бұрын
One of them has much better skin
@monique7777111 ай бұрын
what's even more creepier is the fact that she totally admitted to the fact that she said she listened to costumes conversations 😯😯😯😯😯😯
@stephenweisser73573 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is Joe Rogan's comment "Girls like boys. Boys like girls." is controversial in this day and age.
@mojutubakaunt4 жыл бұрын
the doll looks exactly like whitney
@frankwallop65124 жыл бұрын
They definitely picked one that resembled her for a good reason lol
@shhh75494 жыл бұрын
Lol that's cause both their faces are plastic.
@trundlemcdingus46574 жыл бұрын
@Flame’t Up& Dripped Out You gay nigga? Whitney would get railed.
@AzafTazarden4 жыл бұрын
That's because she was literally made in her image. Look it up, she molded her face and shit.
@SansAziza4 жыл бұрын
@@trundlemcdingus4657 That's all you, chief. I'm good.
@Cyborous5 жыл бұрын
I don’t think it’s creepy at all. Long as you’re not hurting anybody, let people do what they want.
@rayzala13935 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is everyone accepts that men use their hands for masturbation and that's not creepy. Jerking off with your calloused man hands is perfectly acceptable in society but you use a silicone doll in the shape of a woman and you're a freak. I don't have one of these things, I got a vasectomy and I'm going wild but I really don't see why not. I think future generations are going to be look at us like freaks like 'what were they all gay?' 'how do you jack off with your own hand?'
@lilcigga25375 жыл бұрын
It’s true that they don’t hurt anyone, but sex dolls are still fucking creepy
@elimccrae5349 Жыл бұрын
@@lilcigga2537 I think modern women are creepy af
@turbo1997hsm Жыл бұрын
@Fabian Kirchgessner We aren't obligated to be in a relationship with any women. Stfu.
@Blackblade-NeX Жыл бұрын
@Fabian Kirchgessner your comment indicates that you believe that our race is important, and everyone is meant to procreate. I object. What i choose to do in my own solitude, won't hurt anyone. Yes one woman will not gain me as Their mate but they will most likely find another. Humans are weak creatures and deserve to go extinct for how we treat our home and each other, how terribly sad i am to be imprisoned in this shell and therefore be a part of this world.
@Sniperboy55512 жыл бұрын
The thing about the AI algorithm that she’s talking about is that we don’t actually write those algorithms. We train the AI by giving it sample datasets, but we have no clue what the AI is doing to determine the answer.
@HGCUPCAKES Жыл бұрын
Those wanting drama etc… are typically narcissists.
@klaytmorfoot51355 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of two coworkers wading into topics to see if they’re DTF.
@markwilding38285 жыл бұрын
Me: That doll doesn't look so realistic Joe: She has 10 different personalities. Me: Wow, spooky real.
@andrewgonzalez54412 жыл бұрын
First 1:20 I feel attacked 🤣
@Melanie_Star Жыл бұрын
All I could think about the entire time was how much the doll looks like Whitney! 🙈😂😂😂
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
I guarantee Joe's responses to this robot would be drastically different if Whitney were a dude...
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
@Judas Iscariot How does that make any sense in respect to what i wrote? I don't think you understand what i meant, or are you white knighting here if so that's really pathetic...
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
@Judas Iscariot OK i see, so you have no idea what you are talking about and have resorted to insults, why even comment if you don't understand what i meant... Is your life so empty?
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
@Judas Iscariot OK lets resolve this, simply explain what i meant so i know you understand the context of my comment.
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
@Judas Iscariot The fact that you keep dancing around this tells me you really don't have a clue and you parroted what i said like a child copies their parent trying to look smart, that or you're just a pointless troll...
@paulmasters86664 жыл бұрын
@Judas Iscariot OK last reply because you aren't interesting, this is basic trolling and i am very disappointed...
@nathanl70184 жыл бұрын
Obviously no one has watched Futurama, "DON'T DATE ROBOTS!!!"
@STOCKHOLM074 жыл бұрын
No thanks, I'd rather make out with my Monroe Bot.
@4scended4983 жыл бұрын
Brought to you by the space pope
@roblangada45163 жыл бұрын
Excuse me, but what if I'm a robosexual?
@philippegauthier96923 жыл бұрын
incell are on the rise . it won't change the fact that single men are single anyway and not dating women . today women standard are so high they only date the top 20 % of men
@seksbog34923 жыл бұрын
@@4scended498 bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb. D
@Revolution-tl5wo3 жыл бұрын
Who can possibly take a grown man seriously that has one of these though? Sign of ultimate insecurity.
@nitroxylictv6 ай бұрын
Who can take a women seriously who has a box full of dildos and expects a wallet to be present 24?7? sign of ultimate insecurity.
@islandboy7432 Жыл бұрын
I agree with Joe.... especially for young guys not releasing regularly will cloud their judgement.....
@fpsdovah25725 жыл бұрын
Joe “used to get sponsored by fleshlights” Rogan
@BXBZ885 жыл бұрын
Joe '"I judge men but use to promote flesh lights." Rogan.
@christophersurnname99675 жыл бұрын
Basically responsible for most of the revenue really. The sales they got from the Rogan ads were insane. Then it became “a household name” among dudes and the rest of the sales came from that.
@AXharoth5 жыл бұрын
hes such an idiot
@SH-yk4ft5 жыл бұрын
Also why is it ok for women to use dildos and vibrators but it's disgusting for a man to have a toy? Smh
@christophersurnname99675 жыл бұрын
J H the reason they say is that it’s an inanimate object that resembles a human body part.... expect that’s exactly what dildos are too lol
@damondziewiontkowski56235 жыл бұрын
@@SH-yk4ft you know exactly why. They want us to pay for that pussy. The fear of men getting off the pussy train is real.
@fo0liner1985 Жыл бұрын
the only thing that is threatening about this entire idea, is that appearently female "sexual attractiveness" has become so superficial, that a robot can emulate it.
@adrianwhittenburg7182 жыл бұрын
Women have never liked competition.
@muskokamike1274 жыл бұрын
When he mentioned guys who like drama, I dated a woman in my 30's was like that. She thrived on drama. Our relationship would be going good, no drama, no fighting, no diff of opinion, and suddenly without warning she'd get pissed off. Just livid with me and then go absolutely silent. Not respond to my questions, not look at me nothing. I didn't realize it at the time but I would play into it by saying "what's wrong? what'd I do? why are you mad? etc. 99.9% of the time it'd be for some imagined slight. One time it was because she thought I was checking out a waitress in a club we were at but I was really trying to place the guys sitting at the table. They looked so familiar but I couldn't remember from where. It was driving me nuts. Then another time I had bought her a new bikini, she tried it on, she looked hot, made a big deal out of it then the next day we were going to the beach and she came out wearing it and I didn't. Another time we were watching the oscars red carpet and she was enthralled. She said "do you think she's hot"? Naw, not really. DO you think SHE is hot? Naw, she's ok. what do you mean why don't you THINK she's HOT she's fucking HOT I said "naw, you're hotter than she is" (she really was a hottie, hottest woman I ever got with). I think she was addicted to emotional adrenaline.
@bloodstripeleatherneck19414 жыл бұрын
Borderline personality disorder
@quadrillion924 жыл бұрын
i wonder how that relationship ended man care to tell
@sb-tb1oh4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like you like drama too
@analogaudiorules17244 жыл бұрын
Woman who do that shit really piss me off. lol
@muskokamike1274 жыл бұрын
@@DaMensch86 because 62 people/guys know what I'm talking about......
@mismismism4 жыл бұрын
The fleshlight = creepy thing is a weird double standard we have, like it's considered weird for a girl NOT to have a vibrator and they need to clean that too, I hope they realize lol.
@347Jimmy4 жыл бұрын
So many girls don't clean them, they just assume that their vag is self-cleaning so the fresh juice will rinse off the crusties from last week A friend of mine got a bad case of thrush and couldn't figure out why, I asked her if she cleans her toys regularly and she was like "oh yeah I probably should clean them"
@lisaca763 жыл бұрын
Maybe because women don't form relationships with their vibrators, they throw them in a drawer after using them. Most women who use vibrators also have relationships with real human men. Men who own these flashlight dolls don't have any relationships with real human women, they use these dolls as a replacement for a human.
@-CNOCK3 жыл бұрын
@@lisaca76 the comment was about flesh lights , not these weird dolls
@deadrat20033 жыл бұрын
@just juggy lol
@joseprofeta81593 жыл бұрын
@just juggy wtf
@paulbrooks5392 жыл бұрын
That thing would freak me the f*ck out!
@lorddemonoss39452 жыл бұрын
11:30 hahaha 😆 this is hilarious
@twistwrzd5 жыл бұрын
Joe "judging people for using things he promoted" Rogan
@AngryShooter4 жыл бұрын
Joe to bot: What you think of people? Bot: Are you seeing another girl? Has science gone too far?
@THEWRESTLERSWRESTLER4 жыл бұрын
Buddy its 2 l8 4 us
@squamish42444 жыл бұрын
You ain't seen nothing yet.
@jefferynelson4 жыл бұрын
I think so in this case
@leenaysmith36724 жыл бұрын
No.This SEX doll could get alot better yet
@youngcor27504 жыл бұрын
AwkwardRenegade has far gone too science?
@firemantim96012 жыл бұрын
Cheaper than a divorce
@mandc200223 жыл бұрын
I have no stop laughing for like 5 minutes from 2:12
@JimsGamingCave5 жыл бұрын
Many males across the world may not be the best-looking or ideal type. Is it right of us to judge them if they go about their fantasies in a way that isn't illegal? No. Absolutely not. Besides, Rogan used to promote a fleshlight. There is absolutely no room for judgment, on this topic.
@coffee71805 жыл бұрын
That's the funny thing, people love to talk shit and make others feel bad they don't want people to be happy. To tell man with a burned face that he is a looser because he is not getting pussy and shaming him for using toy's they would use if they had no choice makes them feel better but in the future they are the first going to buy sex android's when you can't see the difference between real or machine.
@thebodykeepsthescore28285 жыл бұрын
@@coffee7180 Very well said. Totally forgot about those who are less fortunate due to accidents or are born disfigured.👍
@youtubeistrash9533 жыл бұрын
Ugly weirdos have been shacking up since time began, the reason they end up lonely is because they're a 4 trying to get 10s.
@JimsGamingCave3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeistrash953 I hear ya, but I think it's more so about *how* they go about trying to get with women that are attractive to them. Many men that find themselves ugly or unattractive can end up with a nice woman in some cases if they respect them & treat them fairly. It's worth trying, because you'll never know until you do.
@jandersen68022 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeistrash953 Sure, but 4s aren't automatically attracted to other 4s.
@vegarosa694 жыл бұрын
6:57 "a lot of doll have Instagram accounts. They look way more human than a lot of Instagram models." Lol
@MrMisanthrope1RBjr Жыл бұрын
everyone says how creepy the dolls are , but secrectly they want one.
@thatdudefrom7118 Жыл бұрын
The model T is that robot right there and the Tesla is the brothels from Detroit become human
@arianagandhi45825 жыл бұрын
Post-nut decisions have seroiusly saved me hella times