Whitney Cummings Freaks Joe Out With Her Robot Doppelganger | Joe Rogan

Taken from #1328 w/Whitney Cummings:
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[@SpeedOfThought1111]

That robot is taking notes while Joe explains how the robot escapes in Ex Machina

[@OompaL0ompa]

Lol

[@MM-zt4oe]

It was already googling it When he said it

[@CorbCorbin]

I also call my girlfriend, “the robot”. 🤨

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@Germanbro96]

This might be true god damn it

[@scottpilgrim1518]

*dont smoke weed and watch this episode* Me: *more stoned than a Babylonian wall* Go on

[@Americansikkunt]

I'm so high and confused right now.

[@shaneskavdahl3638]

@@Americansikkunt im lit as hell right now dawg

[@ZenoSama_]

Im not fuckin kidding. I read this the exact time she said that. Got damn im freaking out. So high.

[@zstrode.8953]

Lol sat back to watch this while I fired a joint

[@Paranoid_Alchemist]

Weird scene man!

[@ericmilton2324]

We finally see the face that says "the joe rogan experience"

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

So got super power 😅

[@redwoodestates1]

Wait is that real

[@narekhart9862]

They used a different one for this intro

[@narekhart9862]

Yall have no ears

[@ericmilton2324]

Dumb At's important update: this comment is a joke

[@MattSipka]

One of these days Joe is gonna be in his 70s interviewing a robot that’s telling him its experience with DMT

[@kaotichymnzz7625]

@Idiot Special - SaltyShrimp The possibly of the sealmly impossible... Just look back 200 years... A foot print, yet blown away by wind, created within one man's offspring. N- Nothing is impossible for us

[@sufficetosay1704]

yes!

[@Boxhead42]

@@kaotichymnzz7625 Nothing is impossible.......except getting along with each other.

[@alanjamesh.zamorano1677]

Cyborg Guest: All those memories will be lost in time like tears in the rain. Bro Jogan: Wow. Anyways, have you ever been to the DMT realm?

[@sguraya7223]

@@kaotichymnzz7625 hey dummy, a robot whose brain is constructed completely differently, and from completely different materials than humans' is not going to be affected by the drugs that affect our brain. Nor is it going to be affected in the same way if at all

[@JohnnyFrizz]

I love how Joe keeps addressing the robot constantly looking at her like he's including it into the conversation, so crazy

[@04dram04]

He smart. They may go easier on him, when Robot apocalypse happens

[@teenanguyen217]

yeah, he wants to tap that.

[@demoman87]

it was more nervous looks. he was making sure it didn't become sentient and reach across the table to kill him

[@BillClintonsDad]

He knows the robot is listening and wants to see if it reacts to what he says.

[@joshuaha7661]

People try to cancel him every other day now. So he's just trying to be polite lol So some pro robot moron doesn't call him out, "Just because she's a robot doesn't mean she's not a person!"

[@michaelsaxonson251]

Whitney: Don't you think the innocence kinda makes her hot? Joe: (Thinking back on all the comedians who have fallen to underage sexual allegations) I'm not really into innocence.

[@thekclongboarder]

funny because of how quick she ditched chris delia when his allegations happened...

[@cowafungus8104]

HAAAAA........ exactly

[@ashuael5732]

@@thekclongboarder that tells you all you need to know

[@caustic625]

I dont get how Innocence is considered anything sexual anyway, if anything it would only mean some boring or awkward shit going down lol. Ide totally prefer the absolute most possible opposite of Innocence, thats where the fun is 😆

[@ashuael5732]

​ @Brian Blanchard LMAO. true. its mostly guys who are terrible with women hoping for a girl who hasn't experienced sex with a chad probably. the more guys a girl has been with the more comparisons she has and thus satisfaction can drop

[@adrianlazar6662]

When Joe said "So its 94k worth of head"and Jamie laughed. I laughed my ass off :))

[@KSmithwick1989]

Those number sure a hell didn't add up. On a side note this lady has had so much plastic surgery. That it made the robot more believable by comparison.lol

[@vibora9509]

time stamp?

[@Chief2Moon]

Adrian Lazar Do you suppose she modeled the cooch to look like her own?

[@adrianlazar6662]

@@Chief2Moon nothing would surprise me 😅👍

[@RAPOLOGIST]

@@vibora9509 5:15

[@Blazin_L]

*Robot looks at Joe* Joe: It's not that I don't like robots....

[@jamesgannon7093]

Lol was he not measured as shit? Great point.

[@suvajitmukherjee9674]

lol

[@mierezsaturday5855]

Joe "I'm not really into innocence" Rogan.

[@AXharoth]

=im not a pedo

[@Nico-pg7qr]

Joe "Henry looks like it has a dick in his mouth" Rogan

[@buzzroyale5346]

@@AXharoth damn my mind didnt think that. It thought he likes rough sex

[@sydneykatef]

So funny 🤣

[@TheShoop137]

Flesh lights ain’t shit

[@Blazingwaffles123]

We need Alex Jones robot next

[@Werdxp]

I hear the prototypes overheat and explode way too often

[@joshuam.2685]

Holy shut !

[@andromedagalaxynebula5751]

Eddie Bravo robot

[@towmater1451]

Id fuck it

[@BabyGrease]

@@Werdxp not enough neck thickening coolant.

[@ray495903314]

"Don't smoke weed and watch this video" Joe Rogan: "too late"

[@headknocker2020]

Jamie's "whaaaat?" at 10:02, summed up my reaction too.

[@WalkAroundWillard]

I’m a recovering addict and in rehab when they would take our phones for a month or 2 it was some of the clearest thinking I’ve ever done. Social Media is literally causing depression, bi polar and many other mental illnesses so I think the phone rehabs are totally a great idea. It really puts your life in perspective

[@Sunny-uh5bc]

Midwestern Buds yeah I have an addiction too I think. I stay on this fucking iPhone for 2-3 extra hours at night just looking at shit. Not getting quality sleep. I’m quitting now, putting it in my drawer and improving every nift

[@theSINGINGjaysmoove]

@@Pusfilth you lame asf 💯

[@unintentionaleffectiveness4393]

Midwestern Buds as Joe Rogan said “get over it, pussies” 😂 I swear, I think it’s that way too many of you that can’t handle the internet the same way others can’t handle alcohol. You don’t need rehab to leave your phone at home or for erasing all apps. And don’t give me that “it’s a disease” crap but I am happy you are here, like a junkie in an alley. You should go to greener pastures, my friend 😂

[@fairwarning007]

I'm sorry, but having to go to fucking "phone rehab" to get over your addiction to your phone... is more pathetic and depressing than the actual act of being addicted to your phone.

[@igogoplatayobitch7566]

Good for you bro. Dont listen to these idiots. Be proud of yourself and keep spreading your message!

[@johnblackstone5261]

"I can take her wig off and show you all the servos and shit." 2:09 *Robot Blinks*

[@hds_11]

5:17 Young Jamie was thinking of something else 😂😂

[@MOPCLinguistica]

Uncanny Vallery would have been a better name.

[@Brainbuster]

I wish the camera included more little shots of the robot listening to them both converse.

[@robedmund9948]

You think the robot likes........................to watch?? Weird!!

[@susanryan3479]

@@robedmund9948 Whitney was talking about the robot it was giving her side eye so it would be interesting to see more of the robot while they talk....

[@elijahrodgers878]

When your robot double looks less plastic than you do.

[@GoldAssassin97]

Nice copy from insta

[@zstrode.8953]

Big bruhhhhhhh moment

[@MachSea]

So. True.

[@grubbybum3614]

I wonder if she would get off watching a dude bang her robot..?

[@southernplaya]

Hardly, you lot are sad haters

[@danieljodrey709]

The eye blinks are so spooky.

[@kamratframjandet]

Plot Twist: Girl closest to Joe turns out to be the robot.

[@skyblue9991]

Joe: People are watching this thinking "what in the fuck is going on?". My thoughts exactly. Lol

[@skyblue9991]

@Ivan Espinal Correct.

[@DMTInfinity]

*#lolz*

[@wx..]

Wish Eddie Bravo was in the same podcast lmao

[@DMTInfinity]

Yes! *X,D*

[@amirtaj4323]

He would fucking flying triangle that thing.

[@omgitsjoetime]

աėšłęÿ I can picture him sitting there with his stoned mind blown expression

[@Android-dg5ri]

@@benjamindavis4130 you are an idiot

[@DoomCatcher]

@@Android-dg5ri No u

[@alcardwell7381]

5:19 for Jamie's single laugh at Joe's dumb head joke. HA

[@jhaz89]

Yet it's funnier than anything she's ever said. Her comedy is baaaad

[@chocodil2]

10:28 the face joe makes when looking up naughty shit

[@Jerbear67]

Looks like Whitney but doesn’t talk constantly....perrrrfect.

[@T3DDD]

If I had this doll, i would beat it every day

[@mrybird4044]

You outta pocket.. but we all agree lmao

[@PhillipUranus]

Gross...

[@T3DDD]

@Josh D well that would be nice

[@T3DDD]

@Josh D only on weekends

[@JoeLackey]

“Her name’s Bear Claw.” * *awkward silence* *

[@ArgonTheAware]

It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw

[@B-Rai87]

Wop wop wop

[@jondunmore4268]

@@ArgonTheAware -- Still not funny or smart or anything. Just nothing. Pointless.

[@ArgonTheAware]

@@jondunmore4268 I bet that is what your real doll says about you also kzbin.info/www/bejne/i5zSnGOlmq55pbM

[@KaninTuzi]

@@jondunmore4268 Luckily your comment was both funny and smart. Good boy

[@zoop2132]

"We're electronic caterpillars spinning cocoons that will give birth to something else". Dang, Joe, that's good stuff.

[@ELLoffisiELL]

Read this just as he said it... High!

[@Tech_Musashi]

Whitney: 0:49 “Do not smoke weed and watch this episode” Me: 😱 to late!!!

[@coldfito]

Kyle reese gonna bust in through the door and roundhouse kick that Robot....lol

[@AXharoth]

xD

[@cannonball9478]

Winning comment 😂

[@jakesatov7454]

Chuck Norris will roundhouse kick Kyle Reese

[@dennisjr77]

😂😂😂🤪🤪. “Come with me if you want to live.”

[@mickobrien3156]

Kyle would just say, there's another... Remember he said to Sarah... "The first one's had rubber skin, we spotted them easy.."

[@tonywkd1]

Joe “Can This Robot Do DMT” Rogan

[@Sunny-uh5bc]

Anthony Astacio it’ll shortcircuit or become Godlike

[@frankiecal3186]

Joe : Does it smoke weed ? and could we possibly put it on trt?

[@jamesmorris911]

Damn it...you beat me to it!

[@JD08092]

😂

[@DavidRamirez0897]

Lmao 😂😂

[@user-bn1lb8ey9v]

what whitney said about anthropomorphizing her is soooo true. i was already starting to feel bad for the doll because they were making fun of her until i caught myself 💀 this is why the robots are gonna fucking take us over one day. we'll give them human rights and shit...

[@Quirk91]

Henry looks like a character from Team America

[@adamterry6383]

That thing is sitting there like a Mass Effect Andromeda create a character come to life. Those facial animations are SUPER authentic.

[@AXharoth]

its a work in progress and its alrdy impressive

[@kaneaverillo5691]

@@AXharoth sounds like you need a hug bro

[@adamterry6383]

@@AXharoth understanding concepts like sarcasm and humor seem like a FAR easier task than "replicating the human facial movements".....But then again YOU seem to have a problem with that so....

[@AXharoth]

mb @@adamterry6383

[@ocota831]

plot twist: the real Whitney Cummings is on the left, the AI robot is talking with Joe.

[@vipr1142]

w-t-f has Whitney Cummings done to herself? She looks like a 30 year old lizard. Just WOW. Imagine if she never did any plastic surgeries.. she would still be beautiful

[@logan6034]

Vipra Khalnayak I didn’t even know she had plastic surgery done. To be honest, I think she still looks great. Even those I’ve always preferred natural beauty. But hey, if she’s happy about it then more power to her

[@aw2584]

^she looked like a beautiful 35-40 y/o woman, now she looks like a 30 y/o lizard. It ain't tragic but she basically sacrificed her own beauty to look younger (subjectively tbh, its debatable) Tbh I don't blaim her, most women her age that I know (working an office job... so I know A LOT) have an obsession with their age, after 30 its like they're in a state of constant panic and anxiety everytime anything age related gets mentioned, acting as if its their last days on earth while men are only starting to glow up, maturing 💀 western society is toxic as fuck to women when it comes to getting older IMO

[@LTdesign13]

She was talking about "Uncanny Valley" and there's a lot more to it than just Pathogen Avoidance.

[@kingk5827]

"Do not smoke weed and watch this episode" Me: 👁👄👁

[@skameron831]

Joe already forgot his interview with Dr. Ben Goertzel, creator of Sophia robot

[@bradceplina]

Right I was like come on joe wtf

[@GR-uc1gq]

He needs a neurolink asap

[@tomwilson3969]

Oh he remembered. He was just stoned and forgot at that time.

[@xsuploader]

How do you forget ben saying that ex machina copied them

[@haroldthaf]

Tip: Don't bring up Ex Machina, that's a soft spot for Joe.

[@georgerussell9451]

Joe drops his head and sighs... "But Exmachina was so beautiful."

[@poproxx8467]

"Of course I can say that. Hi". So she claps back.

[@trippybruh1592]

AI’s will look back on this video and justify human annihilation.

[@savannahp6359]

10 bucks says joe paid whitney to leave that doll behind for the night

[@leelunk8235]

LOL

[@frogsplease4165]

I wouldz

[@Samuelfish2k]

Just imagine like 20yrs. from now... Some creep has a secret robot doll of his co worker at his apartment. Lol.

[@leelunk8235]

SAMUELFISH+ 20 YEARS FROM NOW, HA....I GOT TWO OF THEM RIGHT NOW, ONE IS ASIAN AND THE OTHER IS A BLONDE, BOTH ARE MY COWORKERS.....I GOT THEM TO SAY, YES MASTER.....IT WORKS FOR BOTH PARTIES

[@Samuelfish2k]

lee lunk Lol

[@sxhmidog]

My favorite part is that Joe doesn't remember he had the chief scientist for Sophia's AI on the podcast, Ben Goerzel.

[@jkb1O5]

Sheersh

[@jajahgadis]

You know Joe wants to borrow the doll for a week, you know... for Jujitsu practice.

[@TK___421]

"put some grout in there" lol!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@estebansteverincon7117]

7:19 She's acting a bit 'robotic' herself there. LOL!

[@nickg2366]

Holy shit! Just looked them up, the things are over 6.5k! Cheaper than a wife/girlfriend still, but dang man...

[@willmartin6052]

That's like a decade of 3rd world hookers

[@southernplaya]

Might have to start the pro vs cons

[@AXharoth]

xD

[@AXharoth]

beating off is even cheaper

[@botladola]

@Timemaster f no you cant

[@randyevans2822]

Joe keeps staring at the robot like if you move I’m going to kick your fucken head off hahahahaha

[@sbz88]

Joe should get Sophia the human robot on the podcast 😂

[@AXharoth]

he alrdy had her owner so prob wouldn't be hard to make it happen

[@noeleenbatchelor3736]

GongsunXin do you know what the owners name or podcast number was?

[@jt1508]

Hilarious

[@DMTInfinity]

*

[@brightrevell3097]

@@noeleenbatchelor3736 Dr Ben Goertzel

[@ahtishammalik7238]

Nobody : Joe : "I have a bit about it"

[@ixilancerixi3195]

She has a great sense of humor

[@littledarkcollege]

loved how much this conversation jumped around, they covered like a billion things in 10 minutes and that ending! "You haven't had an O'Henry bar since the fuckin 90's!" ahaha

[@rafaelamaya4438]

Her name's bear claw... Woah

[@user-uz9cr9oj7v]

Quite a step up from camel toe lmao

[@ianmcdonald3053]

1018070 104170269 lmao 😂 👍

[@DMTInfinity]

🔥

[@dannydeepo]

It’s in reference to one of her weak punchlines from her weak comedy special. So women are tired of being called honey and sweetie so she wants to be called bear claw..

[@thehandseesall]

You guys do realize the ai part of that robot is listening saving and learning right?

[@MrPsykojoe]

i couldnt stop thinking about what might be going on inside its head. whilst they where talking about it. like talking behind a colleagues back but they are right next to you.

[@jsmythib]

@@MrPsykojoe Probably not inside its head. More likely, networked.

[@kevindiaz4667]

Joe gave it some really deep information about the human race

[@dillyDillzmuaythai4life]

Yup that's the creepy part of this it would of recorded and analyzed everything

[@zeallust8542]

You realize that happens anyway right? Robot or not, everything you say is listened to and saved

[@metalogical5131]

Whitney and Joe... this was a great end to the evening lmao

[@missdirection4616]

Put some grout in there 😂 🤣🤣🤣 need to send my cousin to that company

[@sebastianmcgrady4334]

Joe: So the head is $94,000 Whitney: Nooo its way more than that.................. $30,000 😅😅😅

[@MrMolderone]

Think she means just for the face not the Tech.

[@theone5916]

5:40 joe: look she gives you side eye 5:43 joe: its weirdddddd

[@vargo0515]

JOE LIKES THE WAY THE ROBOT SQUINTS AT HIM!😅😉💓💓💓💓💓

[@neuralink5355]

"$94,000 worth of head" 🤣🤣

[@xman-ms3mp]

Joe “the Whoa” Rogan 😂

[@LoverLikeNoOther]

Good one

[@HumungusO_o]

5:40 *Terminator theme intensifies*

[@BSUxFAN29]

He never took his eyes off the robot 🤣

[@Ekim2F94]

Shit I’m smoking this episode after watching this weed.

[@bryancallen213]

How does the robot have a more natural complexion than Whitney

[@howardhavardramberg7160]

no

[@natureboy7766]

Cyberdyne systems model 101.

[@joshuapedro3780]

Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

[@volumedealer2716]

See my comment

[@protect_provide8031]

Lack of blood flow,

[@lukepells3891]

7:40 Joes talking about Cyborg brining up what he said about her on an old podcast lol

[@EndChineseGenocide]

Brining

[@fuzzbombxx-1213]

Henry looks like the next pixar star haha

[@Zaptrap401]

When Joe is talking about a future AI threat he keeps side eyeing the robot lol. Nice to put a face with a name.

[@tonito_el_tigre]

Why’s everyone dissing on this woman? She seems down to earth and cool

[@hansyali_]

She is. People diss cause they are jealous and they wanna bang her but she would rather bang other dudes and talk about it. People talk down on her for that but really they just wish they were the one she was interested lmao

[@Beefwelliington]

Have you seen her special? Tell me you laughed

[@herbthompson8937]

If you can listen for an hour and say to yourself damn she's not annoying, I'd be super impressed

[@tdestroyer4780]

@@hansyali_ nope

[@adegiare]

People hate because its the easiest thing, noone wants to work hard or expose themselves in the world

[@seanmackey8552]

We have O'Henry bars here in Canada. Always have since I can remember. They're very good.

[@GregBurcham]

Oh my gosh. The last minute and half, freaking shot water out my nose.

[@FedupLucyGoosey]

People thought I was crazy by keeping my flip phone. And, I leave it at home :)

[@ralphsmith9039]

Joe Joe Joe ! I can be so depressed and listen to you and it never fails. I get cheered up with your take on life ! Thank You !!

[@Twentywulf]

I love it when she comes on the show, they always talk about interesting stuff

[@sparkynm156]

Whats funny is how there are robots that look absolutely real, you can not tell the difference. Just special effects and make up alone make props that are believable and Robotics is atleast 40 years ahead of what people are generally able to see.. The 40 years difference is very hard to actually have people wrap their heads around.

[@poshmoth567]

“Henry’s gay for sure “ 10:08 😹

[@brokebeyondbelief]

More cellphones ,more robots,more fake less real , ladies and gentlemen welcome to 2020

[@LANGI902]

Scary stuff

[@hd-xc2lz]

Don't forget to mix in the words "creepy" and "amazing!" into every other sentence.

[@carrion-fairy]

@MrTrollsen it's impossible for humans to exist without any culture, the internet has its own different types of culture, probably more than in real life. Traditional culture is dying and moving onto the Internet

[@AK33M]

Her: don't watch this one high Me: pauses video and smokes joint. Plays video.

[@baileyjames9523]

AK33M weird flex

[@90days90]

Very cool AK33M

[@arcticdingdong]

0:55 “don’t smoke weed before watching this video” Me before this video: smoked

[@smith1008]

@Jamie Ramsay what, do you not believe this dude smoked weed before watching? Whys that so hard to believe

[@Keranu]

The robot has less plastic than the real Whitney does.

[@leobadfish2514]

Lmao they actually have a headset on it.. smh

[@greenmedic88]

"Her name is Bear Claw." Had to turn my head to avoid doing a spit take into the screen. Everyone should name their robotic doppelgänger Bear Claw.

[@ArgonTheAware]

It makes more sense after seeing the Netflix special because before she brings out the robot, she does a bit about getting rid of most dessert nicknames for women like honey and cupcake but use more cool names instead, that is why her name is Bear Claw

[@OnePieceRooster]

@@ArgonTheAware bear claw is an ice cream flavor though, i guess i would have to see the joke to get it, cause you clearly didn't

[@catchdaweasel]

HAHA! I SMOKED MY WEED BEFORE I WATCHED THIS!

[@armancha23]

Sooo...... Howwww youuuuuu doinnnnnn?!?! I'm digging that "sick and innocent" look hahaha.

[@Drocky526x4]

This episode would have been perfect for Eddie to walk in.....

[@erickolivarezzz6683]

Jack Berry most underrated comment....

[@zeaferjones1404]

I'd like Eddie and Tony Ferguson to see that robot so Tony Ferguson could challenge it in a fight.

[@zstrode.8953]

This whole conversation has my brain on overload...

[@god-ll2lm]

0:50 I have a bowl in my hand to late

[@randygabriel5524]

You had me at custom head

[@tinaventurini5465]

Joe “Australopithecus” Rogan :)

[@starchannel123]

The only reason I panic when I loose my phone is because I think someone is looking through my stuff. I'm pretty good at not using my cellphone that much.

[@tom2gunzbombadil689]

Exactly... I care about my stuff. Fuk the phone n social media.

[@justincase963]

It would be a really cool idea for one of the next episodes of Rick & Morty if one of them “teleported into” Doppelganger while in Joe’s show and he would see and hear the show through the robot’s perspective.

[@ADDAmerican]

“Idk wtf that is but i gotta go find some nuts”😂

[@amydiane5175]

😩🤣🤣 i just want to observe her LOL i caught myself saying shhh i can’t hear her 😳😱

[@phantomoftheaqua3896]

He’s wearing a bob lazar shirt

[@manelew7482]

Ever notice Whitney's uses the same hand gestures on stage as Sebastian Maniscalco

[@newworldmoney8926]

Got to love me some "custom head"!!!

[@yepperdeedooda]

I guess this officially makes us obsolete.

[@finalcam1740]

Good riddance. (Lol jk couldnt pass that up, chicks rock)

[@floatinggoose9197]

No, you are still relevant in my book. Only if you look like that picture tho

[@AXharoth]

no real pussy is still better

[@erxfav3197]

Ксения Ковалевская Not for a saved man in Christ. And not if you are in Christ yourself and have a living and loving personality

[@erxfav3197]

Bobby E why are these disgusting people like you?

[@ozzyosbourne5063]

Hey Joe, I dont think this robot fully understands how edibles are metabolized by the liver. You might want to chime in on that.

[@dusterowner9978]

your talking to Whitney but looking at robot Whitney..... LOL

[@viqneuman.5111]

Henry looks like the Actor from Team America.

[@Protantagonist]

Wow.....the doppelganger looks ALOT better than the original lol. Where can i order one? I want that doppelganger NOW!!!

[@koopakidd5382]

Doppler Booty

[@iHaveTheDocuments]

More natural too. Less plastic.

[@groovegnome]

On what planet homie

[@SpoilerAlert__]

@@groovegnome earf

[@howardhavardramberg7160]

I HAVE THE DOCUMENTS GIVE ME THE DOCUMENTS