Joey Diaz: Everyone Said They Wanted a Zombie Apocalypse…

Taken from JRE #1523 w/Joey Diaz and Brian Redban: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@vinpetrol999]

Joey Diaz is the closest thing we are gonna get to gta 6

[@jemand7488]

We NEED Joe Rogan Experience on gta 6 radios

[@tonyjones7755]

Joey Diaz on gta6 kidnapping and taking numbers lol

[@infecteddro8413]

Lmao

[@johnmack2930]

🤣🤣🤣

[@marquismullins2594]

😂😂

[@TheBoostinbobby]

When Joey diaz says he's leaving cause shit getting crazy, its time to pack up

[@MikeGoesBadaBoom]

Boostin Bobby its the homeless. North Hollywood used to not be sketchy but all that work of 15 years is gone. It was seedy before 2000 now it’s seedy again. It’s like New York of the 70s.

[@Kawaiijihad]

You'll still be here in 23 years. Look what happened with Bush, jits still in the same town 🙄

[@jlindsay]

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[@heeheehawhawheehee]

The Waffle House

[@PEPPACHICKEN]

He’s a good story teller he ain’t about it

[@Dagoth_Ur_1]

He sounds like he knows a guy that knows a guy

[@stevenroman5546]

I'm that guy

[@JeffHenry-pt2ci]

Nikolai im gonna need a chopper

[@wegwerfacc2667]

And Joe be like: "a body of mine"

[@hunterstevens8825]

He is the guy

[@DMTInfinity]

*L●L*

[@ojtanaka]

The best part was them socially distancing while passing a blunt back and forth.

[@RispireXBL]

Love this 🤣

[@myxail0]

@Lauren BIG MAMA Doughty fr?

[@stug3719]

I got covid-20 because my friends and I were sharing mcdonald's fries

[@dillbill7152]

I'm suprised none of y'all got the covid-420 from sharing blunts.

[@thedillestpickle]

@@stug3719 What was it like?

[@jcarry5214]

All of Joey's stories are 70 percent giving directions around LA.

[@jcarry5214]

@Rob Melrose Oh my god, how did I not see that. He literally says "go say your final goodbye to the most important place in your life before you leave to start anew. Then when you leave make sure to take a left then take another left so you can get to the freeway."

[@fnggaming89]

Bro this dudes gotta GPS in his head,i live in jersey,dont even know the places like he does lol

[@kisa4748]

thats how californians communicate its insane

[@Elkdog]

I said GET OUT OF HERE, just get on the 5 go up to Magic Mountain, get on Riddler's Revenge and NEVER GET OFF!

[@MarioCorleone]

And specific dates

[@Skelatore21]

Joey Diaz would be the best & worst police witness at the same time.

[@Sgt.Gamble]

As is every stoner who's medicated as heavily as Joey

[@jackratchet7773]

“I didn’t see anything dog!!!”

[@aminman15]

@chicken and rice lol Then he'll say "I swear, Joe Rogan...I mean Judge, sorry".

[@allanjim3]

That’s sooo true. Hilarious!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@jimbofranz412]

Lmao for Real

[@joshuapasi6376]

“He decks her like...name a knockout in the UFC , this is better than anything you’ve ever seen.” BRUHH 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@thrillofbattle3801]

:D

[@KINGCJ23_]

😂😂😂💀

[@Gallowglass7]

100%

[@cruisinleaksandunrealesed8705]

“It’s been years since I hit a motha fucka with a car”- Joey Diaz😂

[@diamonddragonstale]

Exactly. You KNOW it's bad when Joey D. is like: "Man--I gotta get outta here... this town's loco, brah..."... :O :O :O :O

[@squidstone8399]

Rockstar better contact him ,he's the living embodiment of GTA talk radio

[@werroloco3112]

Dude these last few years in the world seem like a gta parody .

[@JTD2001]

Him, theo von and alex jones need to have their own stations

[@christopherfrost3333]

Imagine that the next GTA has a Joey Diaz giving your mission on your phone (at the Beginning of the game) your bring him 50k at a time and he’s like “ take a little off the top” for yourself.

[@Venom-xd9st]

He’s already voice acted as a character in Mafia 3

[@nachoaguirre4396]

Perfectly said

[@broimpeccable4219]

With joy and excitement filling his eyes “It’s been years since I hit a mothafucka with my car!” Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

[@ravvshikonovsalmonella4867]

@Anthony Swiss shut up sissy

[@atomsk1972]

@@ravvshikonovsalmonella4867 Pretty sure he's joking.

[@arjunarun9147]

@@atomsk1972 unfortunately you never know nowadays

[@jlindsay]

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[@itsthatdude5246]

how is that cool?

[@martos60]

"And the chubby guy is chasing him and traffic is beeping "beep, beeep, beep" ... It's 3:30 in the afternoon " I love how Joey always says what time of day it is in all of his stories LMAO

[@chxseventura]

It’s the best part

[@ianstuart371]

Thats what its like when youre really just reliving the story youre telling

[@nicksam305]

He doesn't say the time of day in all his stories... it was relevant in this story because the traffic in LA at 3:30 is busy

[@hugoking9778]

It's all about the details

[@leonardmichaelbessette8117]

Joey diaz is so frickin funny. I never knew 😄

[@trivialfreedom5374]

Black screen, Joey narrates his 1st line. “I was just mindin my own business one day...”

[@jaspersmith5748]

“You were smoking joints at 2 in the afternoon wich yer buddies the other daaaaay”

[@NecroxProduction]

Joey Diaz needs to be in a Tarantino movie with the way he tells stories.

[@geraldgarcia777]

Diaz IS living a Tarantino movie 🎥.

[@mikefrost8815]

Ive been waiting 2 see a movie like that with Diaz narrating lol

[@NecroxProduction]

@@BaranoffIsaac well that sucks. Who's gonna make good movies then?

[@ashoka.3498]

P U L P F I C T I O N

[@b1ackm3ssiah]

Tarantino just needs to buy the rights to the life of joey "coco" diaz - that title alone will draw crowds

[@KussDamato]

“I didn’t see him” “He committed a crime” 😂

[@Kinobambino]

Lol those testimonies don't really add up.

[@zack_iam]

Both solid exscuses

[@TheTaekwon3]

😂 😂

[@royalty_the1892]

He's talking about his side of the story, "I didn't see him" he says while the other people are gonna say he was running through the street hitting people "committing a crime". It's not like he's just some regular fella minding his own business and Joey jumps the curb to run him over! The fuckin guy's in the middle of the street fucking people up with an axe hammer.

[@mrhaunted1587]

🤣🤣🤣

[@stadtbewohner]

Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse until the toilet paper runs out.

[@undergroundkingz7969]

Still can’t understand why people did that last year. Did they think covid was gonna give em the shits?? Like wtf-

[@treyjetson5320]

@@undergroundkingz7969 panic buying, people are sheep. Same thing happened with gasoline.

[@sendmeyourlocation1145]

@@treyjetson5320 Toilet paper Lol

[@dannygjk]

I would have never predicted that people would panic buy toilet paper.

[@dgaines8643]

@@dannygjk You must be young or don't remember Y2K. Toilet paper, gas, ammo, and bottle water always fly off the shelf when people think shits about to hit the fan.

[@jodojodo6406]

This guys is every New Yorker that’s past 50 yo and sits on the steps or in a chair outside your building or playing dominos in the park

[@joshmann9448]

“That’s not bueno by me dawg” I’m definitely incorporating that phrase in everyday life

[@mfboo80]

The Cuban Randy Jackson, dawg.

[@Blades729]

Doooag

[@merloj5977]

Can someone explain that phrase for me? English is not my first language and sadly I do not fully understand..I think at least

[@orenthalsimpson]

@@merloj5977 Bueno is Spanish for good, dawg is slang for friend

[@merloj5977]

Orenthal Simpson yeah bueno was the word I got confused on! Thank you really much, I could have search it by myself by practicing here is better😎

[@diyabarakat9272]

Joey Diaz is a real life GTA character made by Rockstar*.

[@Plutus612]

diya barakat he should be a character in GTA6

[@Parloso]

Your Mom’s a rockstar.

[@theHOYTmonger]

Joe Diaz is what they based the characters in GTA off of!!!!!!!!!

[@IgnoreCalls]

😭😭😭 On God

[@Parloso]

His mom’s still a Rockstar. Stop hating on Mrs.Barakat.

[@adonirammccarthy3994]

"But, you know what? Everybody wanted the zombie apocalypse. You got it, bitch!" This man is GOLD.

[@secretsquirrelz]

"You go down to the comedy store, you go by yourself, dont have to bring no one else with you and you go in you put your hand on the wall... and you make a left 'till you can make another left to get on the 101. --And make a mental projection, on when this will all come back." Some deep lines from Joey D there. Amazing.

[@thrillofbattle3801]

*teardrop*

[@VisibilityFoggy]

"I didn't have a piece, so I took off..." = the most New Jersey-ish logic ever.

[@jeaddy10]

Tbh, it’s solid logic pretty much anywhere

[@princeofthomasville5638]

Depending on the part of jerz

[@evanpeltier]

@@princeofthomasville5638 I live in Ocean County, NJ. That's in south Jersey. We have the "mind your own fucking business" mentality here. We like to help people, but if we aren't strapped in a situation, we get the fuck out. You don't know what the other person is gonna do.

[@Henry-uv9xu]

Bc you can’t get a piece in New Jersey unless it’s off the streets of Newark

[@tripleog9557]

I always am rolling with a piece especially in jersey....

[@agentazzjuice404]

Joey Diaz is such an excellent storyteller that you can literally jump in at any point and be sucked right in

[@strengthisthesolution2294]

When he describes little stuff like how hes chubby and the chick is black it makes the story better.

[@wilhelmhesse1348]

You nailed it right...he would be perfect as a narrator in movies than being typecast as the same drug addicted overweight criminal, thats what he should be cast as....the guy telling the amazing story.

[@rtd819]

I want to see him narrate a comedy movie like Ted

[@mattkloeckler1727]

I know!! So true

[@moonbasemonkmode441]

the wallet came out of the bra

[@radioactivepotato2068]

I love how Joey always sounds like he's walkin here.

[@Southpaw-qc9gh]

Listening to Joey talk makes me clear my throat every 4 seconds.

[@drewajv]

“Everybody wanted a zombie apocalypse” Uncle Joey: Get In

[@goodvibe3373]

By far the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!! 😂 😆 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@carloscorrales7737]

nice reference

[@1SGCarter]

We drivin to the crack house!

[@jaysontaydumb720]

You know he's a liar

[@ancientfuture9690]

😂

[@UhgeneIgnorian]

*Joey gets done telling a whole story* Joe: "So an axe handle came out of nowhere and hit her in the head?"

[@Eriecartel]

Jesus Christ

[@livelovelifeandtravel865]

He was still trying to process what he was hearing.

[@nathanphipps2312]

I think he meant axe handle guy

[@moonbasemonkmode441]

@Science is Hard Always has been.

[@arielshummer3822]

This is the funniest Joe Rogan video clip ever!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@willbart1236]

The founders gave us the 2nd Amendment for a reason. Use it or lose it.

[@chilitopo1167]

Joey has had the most entertaining life ever. If he has grandchildren they must love him. They never send Joey to tell them bedtime stories bc who can sleep with such exciting stories. It never ends.

[@dshoooda8788]

Why do i feel like Joey is the friend every one should have.

[@neocuriositi]

Becos u don't have friends

[@Quill-qo7iy]

We all need a guy.

[@anthonytorridson5360]

This has to be the best Joe Rogan video clip ever!! 😂 kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@adamms96]

cause he is

[@noirxplorer3185]

He's everybody's Uncle Joey.

[@LucianLacroix]

Joey Diaz must narrate future documentaries about 2020.

[@dradmc7101]

YES

[@mankeymode100]

🤣

[@BackboneAgZ]

2020: The Documentary, hosted by Uncle Joey and Uncle Snoop

[@domokilla9944]

The next "Planet Earth" 💀

[@haicoai6269]

G wowkzbin.info/www/bejne/sHetY3SElKiNfpo

[@hagridsdisappointingson769]

I love how excited Joey is when he says "I haven't hit a mfer with my car in years."

[@nimascolari1508]

He needs to be on ALL open world action games. How is he not in more movies? Forget Morgan freeman. This is the storytelling guy we want.

[@tylermack2460]

“Dawg it’s been years since I hit someone with a car” If that ain’t genuine Joey Diaz idk what is.

[@DMTInfinity]

Indubitably. lol

[@DeuPKay]

You don't. There's no such thing as genuine joey

[@jlindsay]

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[@Jonah9HexFan9978]

I want to hear the story about the last time he hit someone with his car.

[@sane0matic]

spoiler: this clip is not about a zombie apocalypse

[@hunterdev212]

He references it at the end.

[@Godmcgod]

@@hunterdev212 "you wanted everybody - - heeeh I'm a zombie hahahaAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@Kinobambino]

@@hunterdev212 just heard it as soon as I saw this

[@lokostill]

Actually.... 05:25

[@Cobreezyy06]

Nobody cares - it’s a Joey Diaz story

[@lebronjames4705]

is no one gonna mention the fact that Zombie Apocalypse was literally not mentioned until the Last 5 seconds of the clip 🤦🏻💀

[@Zen-751]

Jre clips tend to do that

[@JP-ww5vz]

You needed the context for that sentence to make sense, and the context was the story

[@jlindsay]

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[@youtubecommentposter5704]

Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan clips are the crack addiction of KZbin

[@olknoxlo]

Joey laughing as the world burns. My man.

[@RGoodrichTrumpet]

Corvo@AZ People who just comment “Cringe.” are hot trash

[@ML-dj5pp]

@Corvo@AZ Cringe

[@DJ-Plunder]

@Corvo@AZ cringe

[@pffilms2522]

Tremendous.

[@olknoxlo]

shivaram&goodrich Don’t let it bother you. I live a fantastic ass, Baller life. Eat ass, Go fast, Smoke grass. Ain’t nothing they can say on here that’s going to make my life any less dope.

[@gagemeaney8900]

"Everybody wanted a zombie apocalypse" was literally the last thing he says in the 6 min clip lol

[@thunderbirdthekiller2443]

5:45 not 6

[@corndogS29]

The comedy club one is like that too. A whole ass story about fracking and then two sentences about Texas. Must’ve hired some stupid intern to cut clips

[@jdecarlo99]

Yep! And punctuated with a deeeep belly laugh, “Haha!”

[@559shotcalla]

Terrible clickbait

[@anthonytorridson5360]

This has to be the best Joe Rogan video clip ever!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4fGlWmPl7iaeKM

[@Andreas-pc7uy]

man we need a Joey Diaz sitcom........his stories are hilarious and out of this world.....

[@JohnSoapMacTavish-tb6pk]

0:26 Joe Rogan's chuckles kill me

[@southsea8252]

" I didn't see him he committed a crime " 😅😅😅

[@sarahg2653]

That made me laugh too. Which is it Joey? Did you not see him or did he commit a crime? Lol

[@0devildante0]

That's not one sentence. He basically said that in case he hit him it would have been fine cuz 1) Joey "didn't see him". 2) the guy had just committed a crime so...

[@isaiahcoca1255]

Best part 💀

[@jlindsay]

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[@TheSkooterbords]

"I smoke a number, we socially distance." What a great story.

[@whatshizznuts]

Someone get Joey in the new Mafia game, quick!

[@marblecarpets2655]

He was in mafia 3 he plays the butcher

[@pokeyyeti4297]

when joey diaz starts off by saying a street name or a city, you know its gonna be a good story

[@noirxplorer3185]

Everyone needs an Uncle Joey. You just can't tell your mom you're hanging out with him.

[@cubbyvespers6389]

Every aspect of life has devolved into a never-ending, raging argument between the uninformed and the misinformed.

[@joeashbubemma]

Yeah, and they''re all called DEMOCRATS. It must be bliss to think you're always the smartest one in a room.......that must get pretty lonely.

[@notime4fakeones23]

thats deep af

[@Bluew0lfie]

@@joeashbubemma Ah yes, contribute to the problem by labeling people. Don't attempt to understand other people, just distance yourself from them. Easier to blame all your problems on a label.

[@burntvirtue]

@@joeashbubemma The irony of someone who blames everything bad on "the other team" calling someone else "the smartest in the room" is too hilarious to believe.

[@ThreeDaysOfDan]

@@burntvirtue i mean Cali is like 70% democrat, good luck trying to convince me its not them.

[@konglee2899]

every time he laughs he always gets me! I don’t know if I should laugh with him or be scared

[@XxDanny80xX]

This was such a great podcast

[@millionfps]

“I didn’t see him, he committed a crime” *The héroe we didn’t know we needed*

[@nealmehta1407]

At this point the zombie apocalypse would be a welcome change of pace...

[@soxrock333]

A zombie apocalypse would bring everyone together better than Trump

[@jakec2009]

It would be an improvement!

[@KiDn0cuDi]

😑 Ok...

[@kobusstevens1982]

Carefull what you wish for man.. this is in today’s news “Russia’s fast-track coronavirus vaccine draws outrage over safety The immunization is the first approved for widespread use but could be dangerous because it hasn’t been tested in large trials, say researchers.”

[@KD-gh5on]

😂😂😂😂

[@DudeFromCleveland]

Joey “details” Diaz he paints a picture like no other

[@robertrangel5743]

Joey Diaz never disappoints, straight OG status.

[@CertifiedAmen]

Joey Diaz’s life can be summarized “my lifes a movie”

[@haicoai6269]

G wowkzbin.info/www/bejne/sHetY3SElKiNfpo

[@jonathannagel7427]

Yeah, largely exaggerated

[@ComradeYinkai]

@@jonathannagel7427 My thoughts exactly. Entertaining guy, but anecdotes are not good evidence.

[@thebarnyard5633]

“I didn’t see him, he committed a crime” lmao

[@manfrombritain6816]

Joey diaz is like my boss. (a) he loves the sound of his own voice, and (b) an extremely unlikely number of incredible things seem to constantly be happening in places that he goes. Incredible being the key word

[@thepancakemann]

so fucking irritating when you have a boss like that.

[@officialnoyakuk]

Nobody: Uncle Joey: It’s been years since I hit somebody with my car!

[@tomasviane3844]

I'm glad to live in a semi-boring place. Wouldn't know the difference between fire-works and a shotgun.

[@jessejames2546]

Same here, My neighbor is bucking off shots right now, just target practice here in western Pennsylvania.

[@PiLLO360]

Same! Where do you live? Btw

[@lolcow6668]

My friend. You can easily tell the difference between those two.

[@SuperExodian]

be glad you don't live where i do, i remember like a couple years ago there was a terror attack every other week. (belgium) brussels is a giant cesspool of islamism and the cops are too scared to go in and purge it. at this point, i wouldn't mind if someone just drops a nuke on it. would end the city with the per capita highest amount of terrorists in, i think it was the world, but maybe it was just outside of the middle east.

[@tricktap8502]

If its 4th of July or new years fireworks....any other day of the year gunshot XD

[@nathanisdank9208]

If Joey Diaz sounds like he’s that one gta online character that has everything and just observed other players

[@anythingbutmyrealname]

Ya I hear that fs

[@dennisbrown2106]

Lauren BIG MAMA Doughty dude I play gta online almost every night and I don’t even know what he’s talking about.

[@ranfan1820]

@Lauren BIG MAMA Doughty ok boomer

[@jlindsay]

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[@unplannedautopsy]

@Lauren BIG MAMA Doughty That's kinda on you, not on what "u gamers b talking about", just because you don't know what someone is referring to, doesn't mean you have to be a bitch about it. Sometimes the unknown is a good thing, it's not always bad. By the way, stop lying on youtube that your friends got Corona from sharing blunts, if they were close enough to be sharing a blunt, they were close enough to get Corona anyway. Wait until one of your friends actually gets Corona, then you won't be crying for attention, shit is actually deadly, not just like any flu, like a really, really, really bad flu that can take a devastating toll on ones health, that's why people are dying - It's not for you to brag about Karen.

[@yaoiis4life]

needed this b4 work even the 5 minutes

[@tigerdragonmartialarts4032]

Anything that comes out of Joey Diaz is instantly quote able.

[@phexus82]

Someone make an animation of what he's describing and have his voiceover on it.

[@dylanharnettmarshall9700]

I'm not sure that would be successful. But these guys sure have some beautiful skulls to animate.

[@mathieulamberson2150]

There are videos like that, look it up I found them funny af

[@phexus82]

@@mathieulamberson2150 Excellent.

[@phexus82]

@@mathieulamberson2150 My god, there is a whole series, JRE toons, how did I not know about this.

[@freddymarcel-marcum6831]

Hear hear

[@monroetoolman]

For as much weed as he smokes, Joey has an incredible memory.

[@myaccount2914]

They're mostly just stories imo

[@inkonpaperhero]

I assume the entire stream of consciousness of his life is like a lucid dream. LIke it's real but it's not.

[@sirabrix8040]

Ashly R 100%. His story telling is on another level tho

[@javierrobles2542]

YOOO!!! 😂😂 hell nah I’m screaming over here👏🏾👏🏾 NO F’N CAP!!!! Bih I can’t even remember what I had for breakfast tf !! How is that even possible 🥴🥴

[@oatz0174]

Tbh it’s usually short term memory that get impaired long term memory can sometimes feel more vivid

[@FM-pr1ht]

My favorite thumbnail to any yt video ever. thanks Jamie

[@brianblank4499]

You guys are awesome to chill and watch fr

[@williamhouseholder1558]

NetFlix: Joey Diaz tells stories. Oscar nominee

[@haicoai6269]

F wowkzbin.info/www/bejne/sHetY3SElKiNfpo

[@saltyapostle44]

His name was Connor Hinnant. 5 years old. No coverage in the mainstream media.

[@kjadfhgioaudbfvilaeu]

Disgusting... heavy.com/news/2020/08/man-accused-shooting-5-year-old/

[@Wassenhoven420]

come on man, that wasnt even the kids name. Show some respect, do not use his death to push something. They found the murderer and he will most likely be in jail for a long time. Why would they put it on national news when they already knew who did it, and caught him less than 24 hours later?

[@Jdjdjd12532]

Wassenhoven420 because there would be riots if the races were reversed and the media would be talking about it for the next month blaming white people

[@johngreenhorn8853]

@@Jdjdjd12532 that my friend is so sad but its 100% true.

[@dankburgers]

@@Wassenhoven420 must be nice to go around in life and not question a single fucking thing that goes on. "why would they report this, but not this?" Is a question you need to start asking yourself.

[@harbinger8035]

The laugh at the end though haha

[@user-vd1lt5yo1b]

Joey Diaz has the scariest yet fascinating stories.

[@bmac6088]

Joey Diaz sounds like a very hardened Californian from snl the way he giving direction street by street 😂😂

[@Paulafan5]

The HBO version of the Californian sketch. I thought the same thing.

[@amorag59]

To me that sketch was all about the annoying accents lol.

[@i-never-look-at-replies-lol]

Ah, from a time when SNL was...not bad, let's just say that. I know the joke is that it was never good and do mostly believe that, but there were a few eras where it was at least not bad.

[@yousuk2muchh]

Nah he from the North NJ/NYC area now living in california.. u gotta name the cross streets to give a better picture that’s how it be

[@jlindsay]

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[@Zalaczar90]

Uncle: “Everybody wanted a zombie apocalypse.” Me *looks around and shrugs*

[@baksy5889]

joey with a blunt story tellin is a new level of legend

[@greenghost7907]

“It would’ve been an accident” “Yes, or premeditated murder.” “He committed a crime.” “Oh, excuse me, sir. Have a lovely day.”

[@calimann21]

The zombie apocalypse I had in mind, we’re able to shoot the zombies to get rid of them. In real life, the zombies are a protected species.

[@therealayatollah2678]

like Dead Rising activists in government.

[@joshryan9735]

I'd imagine it depends on how bad the outbreak Is? I mean if it's a all out dawn of the dead shit then them zombies off to get lit up. But if they get a hold of the situation fast amd with a cure etc then it will Prolly end up where they are protected.

[@QuintonRC23]

@@joshryan9735 I think he's referring to modern mindset all the idiots walk around with. Herd mentality if you will. They're all zombies. Not actual movie/video game zombies.

[@dananorth895]

Good cop bad cop. The bureaucracy/authorities are complisite with the crooks. They're their foot soldiers. That way they can sit on their asses and act concerned and innocent while raising taxes and passing more BS laws. It's an insurrection.

[@frankuchiha2186]

“Me? I didn’t have a piece so I got in my car and took off cause there was a lot of shooting” “Whoa.” “..in North Hollywood lately.”

[@zachmcnamara4376]

I love how Joey just revels in everyone's dismay lol

[@DanielSmith-rs6iu]

Joey Diaz be like “He’s hitting people with axe handles. They go down one by one😂😂😂”

[@willhumphreys2588]

Joey - “She goes the drive by then the guy they shot at shot twice cos that chicken place Is there, there’s a chicken place there” Jamie- “Hot chicken?” Joey- “Hot chicken” Jamie- “Haaa, yeh I think it’s Hot chicken” Only Joey can make a food place that is completely irrelevant to a story, relevant to the story

[@haicoai6269]

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[@theg35project50]

Man you gotta defend that chicken place 🤣🤣🤣

[@higohooter]

That chicken place is real good, Postmates it all the time lol

[@jlindsay]

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[@TheJohhnyE]

Made sure to social distance but still shared a joint.. 😂

[@jezwc]

COVID is 420 friendly

[@ahmadnaser8192]

Joey posted a cryptic message on twitter suggesting he tested positive, then Joe deleted his IG video of Coco getting tested. I hope 1) it was a false positive and 2) if true, that Joe didnt catch it.

[@LB_Amerijuanican]

Flame will kill it lmfao. Say when sharing a bowl with someone with a cold, always, Always make a quick pass with a lighter around the whole outside of the glass pipe especially the mouth part before putting your own mouth to it. Never once got sick sharing a bowl. Joints though depends if the other people know how to hit them property without slobbering all over the end haha best hit it like a roach during these troubling times. No mouth to joint contact. In theory* ya should be fine washing hands after of course haha. A lil covid will buff out. Just don't be spitting at each other 😆

[@allgasnobrakes530]

@@LB_Amerijuanican don't even share 2020 new wave Everyone rolls there own

[@logicplague2077]

Why not, people seem to think a bandanna will stop a virus lol. Ask a CDC worker to enter a lab with airborne pathogens with a bandanna, I bet they don't.

[@floresaza253]

Why is Joe going to Austin? It's turning into LA

[@pawtucketpanda]

Cheap taxes. At least that's why a bunch of live streamers live there.

[@Thisshitcrazybruh]

Thanks to Joey, i could easily find my way around any city that he’s mentioned in his stories. Man gives impeccable directions 😂

[@tonykari5124]

Zombies are scary...but human beings are the worst. Truly ruthless

[@karanvarma4843]

The last of us had humans as more difficult enemies than zombies there's that...

[@khabib5918]

@The Shitstorm Starter?

[@elchovi3621]

Have you heard of chimps????

[@loganvelez6230]

Yeah look at twd

[@jlindsay]

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[@keepitahunnid7133]

"Let's smoke a number!" That was the most gangsta sh!t I've ever heard!😎

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

Why the word number though? Lol

[@kasperspardigm]

Curious bout the lingo as well.

[@skirmisherfront1498]

Old school for joint. REAL OLD SCHOOL,WAY BACK 1030s label for marijuana.

[@megajanninatorable]

@@Midnightwhiskeymassacre Maybe Number stands for the amount you smoke : like 1 gramm = a Number

[@Midnightwhiskeymassacre]

@@megajanninatorable cheers bro! 9 months later to eventually have the answer lol

[@dannylatchford5088]

Joey 🤣🤣🤣 his stories are the best! Always puts a big smile on my face 😄

[@thekingisher123]

“It’s been years since I’ve hit someone with my car” 😂😂😂😂 I’m crying

[@sofritopapi]

Joey Diaz for president. "America no bueno" 2020

[@writtenoff85yo]

Fuckninjust woke my wife and kids up

[@writtenoff85yo]

Loling way to fucking hard

[@maxpayne930]

Best slogan EVER:)))

[@journyman2010]

"Make America Bueno Again."

[@atomicman2307]

He's hilarious

[@bodibrodice147]

"I don't want what's going on in Seattle or Portland to come here." Um, where do you think those people came from? The I -5 corridor is just the societal version of cancer metastasizing.

[@seannovillo2110]

Just give out clean dope paraphinaily and a few bags of popy seeds !

[@sosbeats4534]

@@seannovillo2110 yupp zombies are essentially just brain dead humans

[@taterboob]

Preach

[@jlindsay]

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[@andorieljixx8903]

love joes storytelling, im not even from the us and i feel like i was in the exact place he was and knew exactly what he was talking about.

[@mahadrox]

My man, back at it again

[@otto2thematic]

Like always, Joey is as captivating as can be with his story telling, but the most comical part, and the most disturbing part, for me is the absolute joy he gets from people getting the shit kicked out of them.

[@thrillofbattle3801]

That's entertainment! #OldSchool

[@sabbathjackal]

Violence is fun

[@tmt1675]

“Let’s smoke a number” hahha reminds me of my older uncles in NY

[@josemiguelgonzalezwachter2269]

I could listen to this guy talk about his day and his stories for hours... HOURS! Eres muy grande José Antonio! Máquina!

[@chsftball57]

Joey Diaz is a fucking gem. I’m glad his thoughts are broadcasted to everyone via the interwebs.

[@robbybaird7341]

Joey Diaz needs to start carrying a body cam.

[@II1388II]

Only issue with that is it would prove that none of this happens the way he remembers it lol

[@beastmode6609]

@@II1388II 😀

[@Collateral0]

MATHEW BRYAN or the opposite, people think Steve O was bullshitting, the he showed the footage of it all happening, either way he’s brought people on that new him and confirmed his stories. Some maybe exaggerated no doubt but he’s definitely been honest.

[@MASKEDMAN712]

You'd hear heavy breathing throughout it all.

[@jlindsay]

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[@bigcozmo3002]

After that podcast the only thing we need is Alex Jones & E.Bravo back again 👏👏

[@RK-hx1jr]

Oh my god yessss I've got the money 😆😆😆😆😆

[@steventipton7369]

Yes please!!

[@vperkv6554]

Fck no, i got 1 better. JIM BREUER . He killz it, every time. Maybe they had a falling out of some sort, i havnt seen him on since the high 800s, its been atleast 4 plus yrs. Those were the JREs tht hooked me.

[@lifeismeaningless5512]

Alex and Eddie are so entertaining and very insightful. People might call the “conspiracy theorist nutjobs” but I really think what they say are interesting and I take into account.

[@jlindsay]

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[@terrapinflyer273]

That laugh at the end 😂

[@mikejohnston80]

Joey Diaz is crazy! I love his stories and persona.

[@MisterMxyzptlk1972]

I don't mind a zombie apocalypse as long as they're slow moving zombies.

[@MrSamuel539]

If it was slow moving zombies it wouldnt be an apocalypse more of a Zombie inconvinience.

[@RP-iq9we]

For real same here lol

[@jesseterrell9354]

Easier to shoot though

[@MisterMxyzptlk1972]

@@joshuairwin1427 ya or World War Z zombies.. brutal.

[@jamesagwe2981]

Or if there cripples

[@danielmacca7268]

These guys must have forgotten LA in the late 80’s when I lived there. Shots popping off all the time. My roommate was robbed at gunpoint in our garage in Play del Rey.

[@justapretzel5313]

That’s what makes it scary. There are cameras and tools way more advanced now that it’s almost impossible to pull off a crime but people don’t care.. that’s what makes it worse and scary.

[@taterboob]

I think the idea is that things should be improving, not stagnating or even regressing.

[@danielmacca7268]

taterboob agree totally. Hard to do with incompetent leaders running the show.

[@robertsludock]

@@danielmacca7268 You can't change human behavior. Regardless of who is leading what, you will never be able to get everybody to agree on anything. Humans are divisive, even if you made them in a mould and every person looked exactly the same, not everyone has the same consciousness.

[@samyrandome425]

@@justapretzel5313 it's not that poeple don't care poeple are poor and desperate while massive companies get to be bailed out and not pay taxes.

[@calebgreen711]

Isn't it wild how crazy stuff always happens to the same people, I never witness stuff like this.

[@themann6669]

Sone people just have that wacky wasteland perk dude

[@LANGI902]

Some people are also full of shit.

[@crzmex21]

4:32 the moment Joe Rogan decided to move to Austin Texas...