Joey Diaz: Everyone Said They Wanted a Zombie Apocalypse…

Taken from JRE #1523 w/Joey Diaz and Brian Redban: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@jcarry5214]

All of Joey's stories are 70 percent giving directions around LA.

[@squidstone8399]

Rockstar better contact him ,he's the living embodiment of GTA talk radio

[@broimpeccable4219]

With joy and excitement filling his eyes “It’s been years since I hit a mothafucka with my car!” Joey Diaz is a national treasure.

[@diyabarakat9272]

Joey Diaz is a real life GTA character made by Rockstar*.

[@TheBoostinbobby]

When Joey diaz says he's leaving cause shit getting crazy, its time to pack up

[@NecroxProduction]

Joey Diaz needs to be in a Tarantino movie with the way he tells stories.

[@Skelatore21]

Joey Diaz would be the best & worst police witness at the same time.

[@VisibilityFoggy]

"I didn't have a piece, so I took off..." = the most New Jersey-ish logic ever.

[@joshmann9448]

“That’s not bueno by me dawg” I’m definitely incorporating that phrase in everyday life

[@agentazzjuice404]

Joey Diaz is such an excellent storyteller that you can literally jump in at any point and be sucked right in

[@Dagoth_Ur_1]

He sounds like he knows a guy that knows a guy

[@ojtanaka]

The best part was them socially distancing while passing a blunt back and forth.

[@vinpetrol999]

Joey Diaz is the closest thing we are gonna get to gta 6

[@cruisinleaksandunrealesed8705]

“It’s been years since I hit a motha fucka with a car”- Joey Diaz😂

[@joshuapasi6376]

“He decks her like...name a knockout in the UFC , this is better than anything you’ve ever seen.” BRUHH 😂😂🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️

[@martos60]

"And the chubby guy is chasing him and traffic is beeping "beep, beeep, beep" ... It's

[@KussDamato]

“I didn’t see him”

[@trivialfreedom5374]

Black screen, Joey narrates his 1st line. “I was just mindin my own business one day...”

[@stadtbewohner]

Everyone wants a zombie apocalypse until the toilet paper runs out.

[@secretsquirrelz]

"You go down to the comedy store, you go by yourself, dont have to bring no one else with you and you go in you put your hand on the wall... and you make a left 'till you can make another left to get on the 101. --And make a mental projection, on when this will all come back."