Joey Diaz on Avoiding Procrastination and Getting Things Done

[@Luppino2121]

You may not see it today, or tomorrow, but you will look back in a few years and be absolutely perplexed and awed by how every little thing added up and brought you something wonderful-or where you always wanted to be. You will be grateful that things didn’t work out the way you once wanted them to.

[@ljxk3l31]

4 years later would you like to reflect?

[@Gemgang]

@@ljxk3l31right‼️💯 I hope and wish for the best but also hope for some insight.

[@ValasHee]

Facts

[@weltschmerz333]

@@ljxk3l31 he ded

[@AM-vk2yq]

That's only if you're doing the things you have to do to get there. Not gonna end up somewhere wonderful if you ain't doing shit to get there.

[@martinaee]

“If you don’t have something you GIVE yourself something!” Very wise advice, Joey. This is something you really have to learn in life.

[@ivan.guitaraaa1903]

What do you think he means by this?

[@joeyboes7771]

@@ivan.guitaraaa1903 basically if you have no goals make one, if you want a car, make a plan to save for one, also making a plan puts your mind at ease

[@newagain9964]

Punctuation would have been super useful there.

[@LorenzoMarch]

I’m procrastinating by watching this

[@Luppino2121]

The video is telling you how to not procrastinate.

[@leftphilange69]

Joseph Luppino nice observation Joseph

[@tthomas9319]

@@leftphilange69 He's a real wise guy.

[@mattycollins108]

Hahahaha hahahaha ha

[@otoyoto7153]

I just put it on my watch later list lol

[@jessedeniz1595]

its always nice to get a pep talk from a certified savage

[@jasong9502]

Joey is talking about getting two birds stoned at once... like a Doctor!

[@noahlipton6130]

Alright ricky

[@maarcoo76]

He's so Awesome. I can't live without listening to Joey...LOL

[@BroncoKnight34]

It’s not rocket appliances

[@McShane1996]

Joey: I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll do this for two hours, then I'll talk to my wife for an hour 😂

[@daviedood2503]

And yes risking it with one hour. Be safe and do 30 mins 👊🤣

[@allangray6764]

It's amazing how many young men needed to hear this.

[@stantown6072]

I break everything into 2 hrs...speak to the wife for an hour

[@lucienlachance2852]

Speaking to women more than an hour can ruin a mans life..

[@edp4445]

Lucien Lachance can with the wrong woman, the right one can help you improve yourself and whatever your working on

[@j2times2006]

@@lucienlachance2852 unless your trying to bang them. Then it's 50 50 depending on how good it was

[@CAZMO410]

Haha that cracked me up

[@TALYJIMMY]

@@edp4445 nah they get annoying after a bit of time

[@martinaee]

This video clip is actually very poignant and very good advice for basically everyone. Take this advice to heart, folks. Structuring your own life is one of the hardest things a lot of people can do because it often involves a total change of mindset.

[@duckdodge8403]

I saved this to my WATCH LATER playlist... irony....Yup.

[@JohnDoe-zw5og]

LOLd!

[@Crushers102]

this was mad relatable

[@themessedupdude]

Very true. I had the potential to be the best in every class and graduate with a good gpa. But i literally wasted my whole 4 years in highschool. I didn’t do dick I just sat in class and day dreamed. Now I have real goals but I procrastinate so much.

[@Mongoretard123]

Potential means nothing without effort.

[@themessedupdude]

Mongoretard123 realized that when I was 18. Working on it

[@DaCashRap]

Dude, do the shit Uncle Joey talks about. That is the fucking key.

[@alan2052]

I’m doing that now

[@ThejeffJr8]

Did you play sports though?

[@OscarSilvaMMA]

Joey "I knew I was gonna do acid that night" Diaz

[@gladiatorscoops]

So freaky I read this comment just as he says the line!

[@glenben92]

That thing Lee said about sailing through school without trying is EXACTLY my feeling. I clowned around and got As but picked up horrible ethics because of it which don't translate to the real world. Really really hurt me too, that. Completely agree

[@joeyboes7771]

Yea man it hurt me as well especially when college got tough, I went to creighton and it definitely caught up with me

[@mayomaster1134]

@multorumunumdo you not understand the point he’s making?

[@mayomaster1134]

@multorumunum I think you’re the only one seeing that. It’s not victim mentality he just recognizes that it’s a problem he has and he’s sharing it. It would be victim mentality if it read like “poor me it’s not my fault” but he literally said it was his fault for why he became this way

[@xavieredie6930]

@multorumunumwhat you said makes no sense . He is simply just stating his personal experience and relating his situation to Lee.

[@xSavLandx]

Really needed this Advice. I'm 26 too... Thanks again Uncle Joey and Lee

[@betrousaltaweel]

8:32 Joey’s impression of Lee is tremendous.

[@RoxyProd]

😭😭

[@jakewhittaker1145]

Working with this on in a mostly empty office, and that impression came outta nowhere, just spat my coffee over my monitor 😂

[@Daan030]

This is my go-to channel for productivity tips.

[@danielg4482]

I need this video. I'm 18, 330 pounds and unhappy(also irish). Love you joe.

[@paulies5407]

You're young man, very young. Good thing for you is that time is still on your side. Use it wisely my friend, one blink and 40 years are gone. You could lose 100 pounds in 6 months if you really tried, look how Tyson Fury went from 28 stone to 17 in the space of a year. Here's to stopping fucking around and getting our shit together, I know I sure as hell need to!

[@jasong9502]

So was Patrice O'Neil until he figured it out and started smashing girls with wreck less abandon... His work is a gift to all men, and women if they cared. I listened learned and drowning in pelt now😈

[@alexscott730]

@@jasong9502 Of course you are kiddo...of course you are🤣🤣🤣

[@danielg4482]

@@paulies5407 ur a ledgend, thank you

[@thecasualfront7432]

Lose the weight before it becomes impossible.

[@Cam-xg9gu]

Bro, Uncle Joey just gave a life lesson. Don't poop in a steamy bathroom, it lingers...

[@audriiiiroberts3030]

24 and needed this. Love you guys

[@vesterlettucetoke3037]

Wow, lots of truth in this one. Good advice!

[@anthonygil4923]

“Don’t move anywhere with an empty hand” Sound advice.

[@alangutierrez6059]

Tremendous

[@nasho9550]

Ima get a huge portrait of Joey Diaz in my living room. Straight GOAT

[@DeitrichDavis]

I needed this today on so many levels.

[@alexscott730]

Best time to study is in the early morning.

[@Marcus-sp9uz]

Trust

[@kathryn9718]

Yes quiet

[@BGA1996]

Joey Coco Diaz. The Godfather of getting your shit together!

[@aoandd]

That's real talk Lee Syatt. When I reminisce I see stuff like that. It's crazy how you think about stuff and put it into perspective. I used to just hope to pass. I always would too. It taught me to give up early on goals but I'm smart asf.

[@aoandd]

Lee asks the best questions from the best place. It doesn't happen often, but when it does it's dope. It's corny to say this but maybe someone will see this and it will up jumps the boogie.

[@vitocorleone1462]

I have been a lazy shit the entire year so far until a few days ago. I started meditating before bed and became super motivated and productive, I am suddenly addicted to working out and don't have to force myself anymore. Its not placebo because I had no idea what it was at first util it came to me. Please listen to a guided meditation of just like 10-15 mins before bed. JUST TRY IT

[@yourfriendRobert]

If today brings even one choice your way, choose to be a bringer of the light.

[@latenitexeno]

What Lee is saying is so true its more common than not that you get a lot of students who can do well with minimum effort and this natural talent hurts them so much more down the line as it impacts their attitude sm

[@roycebeatz3401]

I needed to hear this today Uncle Joey! Man you are a one of a kind just like Rogan always says. Won't be another one like ya.

[@Codeinecharisma]

Joey has been a great mentor for lee

[@frankvalentino1121]

He’s been a great mentor to all of us

[@jillw2607]

I dont have someone to talk to like this... and I take it to heart hearing it from you but not in a way where I shut down. I really appreciate you Joey and i love all of your videos. Thank you for reminding me to get back on top of my shit.

[@GammaFrost1]

Completely relate to Lee in this. Not studying in school and just making by really fucked me up as an adult

[@torron111]

Thank you for this clip. I needed to hear this. Thank you😘

[@haroonabassi1821]

"twittin a bitch" LMAAAAO

[@STR8graff]

Man I can't begin to explain how much I needed this ...u know I have recently been dealing with a health diagnosis my doctor gave me that really fucking killed me man and the sad part is I'm a 7 year herion addict but have been using drugs daily since the age of 13 I am 26 now my whole life I've suffered with terrible anxiety and bipolar 1 (manic depressive disorder ) along with PTSD and insomnia and terrible night mares where I wake up in tears and sweating to yelling and swinging sometimes it really sucks but anyways what I'm getting at is I always prayed for a outcome like this. Ive over dosed 4 times flat lined twice but they brought me back ..... But anyways I recently have just been so fucking fed up with this lifestlye of constant struggle so I decisded to go to rehab but when I got there I saw a the doctor there and they informed me of my diagnosis and it really fucked me up know ...like I finally got some hope and decided to make a move to get better and I find that out ...and of course I used it as a excuse to leave and go back to using I've been so isolated and just exhuasted and sick .....but I've been threw hell and back in this life I'll be dammed if I don't attempt to reach out and help some struggling teens lost in addiction and depression I wanna share my story as much as I can before I go and even if it only helps one kid I'll be able to die happy ...thank u for the motivation to get back in the game and try to better my life u and Rogan help me out so much u guys have no idea I'm like in tears wrighting this because there have been nights where I had nothing and was sleeping on the streets but u guys kept me fucking laughing the whole time ....thank u man

[@smellslikeproductions]

I love reading these comments lol god damn

[@MMASMESH]

Hope your alive and okay..

[@andrewschuepfer6523]

Everyone needs Uncle Joey and his plethora of knowledgeable tid bits in their life

[@milkdud6993]

Can’t lie being somewhat grown I see the toll it’s taken on me on my life that I slid by w a bare minimum bc I knew the work was bs but that work does build character. That’s why I’m so thankful the navy made me do the stuff I thought was stupid

[@inappropriatern8060]

I just texted this to my 16 yo son. Ten times in a row.

[@safewordiswolfy2012]

He'll hear it after 1

[@willt3791]

Fuck off boomer

[@snickle1980]

@TheSwoleBroscientist he's 15...they're a nightmare to raise with or without weed lol.

[@inappropriatern8060]

Xz zX Wank.......Wank.

[@inappropriatern8060]

TheSwoleBroscientist Awwww, sorry about your dad. .

[@sk8ter409]

i can listen to this man speak all day. voice like a bump & a shot of cheap bourbon 🥃

[@TheMessENT]

i needed to see this today time to kick my ass into gear

[@chrisblake3341]

When Lee talked about coasting and still being able to get a B fucking with him that really resonated cos I was in the same position until it hits you like a ton of bricks. WORK HARD PEOPLE

[@ThrillingTwo]

God dammit, me too, Lee Syatt. I did the same thing , didn't have to study or try too hard; made As & B's. I think for sure that has held me back in my life. I find it extremely difficult to take risks and I'm scared AF to make mistakes, so I end up not making the move at all. I allowed myself to 'get by' and waste a bunch of time/energy on music when i should have pushed myself to be a better student. I left a lot on the table and wasted it then and I'm paying for it now. I f*** myself multitasking w no list, too. Thank you for this great advice, Uncle Joey Diaz & Lee Syatt.

[@maarcoo76]

Joey made a strong point: We need to differentiate Productivity Vs Multi Tasking. You are Productive when you follow a list of things to do and get done, you are productive when you get things done one thing after the other. You get high, you go to the bathroom you do all your things, you go back to your bedroom where all your clothes are already laying down neatly on the bed, you get dress, you go back to the kitchen, open the Fridge get your Visine in your Eyes and then you are free to go to the PC and you do all the Multi Tasking you want !!!

[@Dbone69420]

Joey Diaz you just justified my mornings for me🤣🤣

[@neostorm45]

really needed this. thanks Joey!

[@kaizenkonversations8337]

I needed this reality check Joey.. thank you

[@goonaffliated7]

This one video has changed my life

[@Nxghtmxre999]

Joey “I was part of the CIA work study program” Diaz

[@hegtyson7044]

Thanks for the motivation Uncle Joey! Wish all you reading this much success in life and a wonderful life at that too ! Lets get at it :)

[@806christopher]

"Hit that mutha fuken tootsoodoots" BRUH thats my jam! 6:57

[@c9hr0ni4c]

I always instantly want to smoke everytime Joey lights up.

[@MannyBrum]

I totally agree with this except the computer makes it harder not easier to focus and get shit done because it's full of distractions.

[@chrisparrot2660]

This may be tru for you sir

[@estebanrodriguez1175]

Its crazy because I think most people know structure is important but it seems like Joey is talking about “being present” when making these plans. He in his mind imagines and maps out how he’d like his day to go and does whatever he can to make that attainable.

[@albondsgalaxy]

these are Gems folks!

[@shawnjerome8599]

Wow you just opened my eyes Joi holyshit be productive on every move do something wow thanks bro

[@danielhernandez2085]

Shawn Jerome huh

[@snickle1980]

@@danielhernandez2085 joi, eh?

[@watcher6935]

Love you guys. 👍❤️

[@daveallott3467]

Dont leave anything for tomorrow if it can be done today

[@tribeupnow]

Uncle Joey breaking it down!! Yessir!

[@imj6710]

Now I just need joeys wit.

[@braedendavis8972]

This is me RN at 25... I skipped class so much in highschool I ended up in truancy court twice, I still managed to graduate top 30. I went to Texas State and flunked out junior year. Now I'm a bartender. I make GREAT money, but I know there's so much more out there for me I just don't know what it is!

[@manavpatel2591]

Hope your doing better

[@mariomenjivar5509]

Thank you Joey bless your soul bradda, I'm 26 as well and even started going to therapy , facccckkkk

[@User-bb3ke]

I tried to take your advice but I just keep watching these fucking inspirational KZbin videos.

[@rossmichael3723]

i watched this & applied for college before the video ended. thanks uncle joey

[@outroutono4937]

smoking dope and taking a shower is actually helping me right now

[@Voxterx]

Lee is starting to become joey haha way he talks thts cool tho

[@brettfrimmer6567]

Amidst all the fucked up shit he’s done, god his advice is good. Just solid life advice.

[@ajginfinity]

Five years later and here I am still procrastinating.

[@undeadfate99]

4:57 "Twitting a bitch" 😂

[@icebergslim8926]

I learned that it takes a lot of preparation to be smooth as

[@salmaanwasik6985]

8:37 u see Joey’s impression of Lee and it’s the funniest shit in the world

[@milkdud6993]

Lee is so hyped Joey does homework lol

[@mohamedabu505]

Hey fucko Joey Diaz ur the man bro I watched all ur podcasts I'm from yonkers bro u got me straight and not fuck around this is the icing on the cake! I love the shit you talk about bro thank you. u made a difference in my life

[@shm0ney]

Thanks Joey

[@metalband]

"The Artist's Way" - Julia Cameron

[@amithpcr7]

Literally just saved this to "Watch Later"😂

[@jaimefreitas9711]

Thanks uncle joey

[@IamGettis]

This was like a uncle or dad talking.. Good work..

[@CosmicMJ]

The irony of me saving this to watch later

[@leroyhinojosa171]

Anyone know the episode at the end credits? I'm wondering what Joe said to have Lee laughing like he did💀

[@JohnDoe-zw5og]

I’ve wondered this myself!

[@mmonkeyman1403]

I can definitely relate to that whole wasted potential in high school sort of thing. It definitely fucked me up for my college education.

[@imatowel5930]

I need that outro original video please 😫

[@garbougesenior3486]

YOOO I JUST FUCKING DIED🤣🤣 “I think multitasking has got a bad rap recently” Only Lee Syatt would say that 😂🤣🙌🏽👌🏽

[@fdscorner]

lee speaking facts here on this one.

[@dreamcatcher6164]

I thought I was the only one that wrote out a very detailed to do list!

[@FernandoMelendez-ir2oz]

Beautiful vid uncle joey

[@TreWYA]

watching this while procrastinating

[@nathanielabsalom]

*adds to watch later*

[@frostymids638]

Joey is the guru of common sense

[@elsolo00]

thank you joe!

[@hadleymanmusic]

Stayin busy like a professional!

[@EyezForward]

Been doing this since highschool and it works.

[@maxbrodie6606]

Saved this for later

[@sheirinido7533]

fuck ill never forget uncle joey till i die.

[@justind4763]

9:00 -Wake up -Piss -Eat -Smoke -Poop I would love to see Joeys list

[@dominic-so2nw]

HAHAHAHA JOEY "iTgOTaBaDRaP... WHAT THE FUCK" 😂😂😂

[@m_xvi]

New to this podcast, joeys cohost is like joe rogan with estrogen injections 😂

[@Emmanolltre]

He is talking about working memory, to be able to plan out your day in sequences which will be forgotten.

[@marcossantana1312]

Thanks joey!

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

I procrastinate everything. Like right now, I have to paint the inside of the house this week....its already Wed. and I havent even started...

[@kamikaze01239]

Time to get that shit done then bruh