Nothing Good Happens on the Couch | Joey Diaz

TCOWHN #368
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
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[@tajwashere]

Joey Diaz is effectively being the father I don’t have. Thanks for 24/7 clips.

[@Paperbag-om6mh]

Same here

[@charlesbrouwer1614]

Taj A I’m 18 with no parents and these podcasts have set me on the right path. I was exactly as Joey was as a kid since I was 16. These videos are underrated

[@puppetfuji2762]

This hit me deep

[@benjaminsilvey5301]

Paperbag1124 Hope everyone who reads this knows you’re loved life is too short these headlines lately have been super sad can’t even go on social media anymore life is a great gift we all have the ability to live the exact life we want to live.

[@elguapo42]

I hate clickin Joeys videos cuz im gonna hear the things i dont want to but love it at the same time

[@zaanstrasser5372]

I used to watch Joey to laugh, as of late he’s given advice that makes me objectively view myself.

[@breakz187]

Even his jokes are doing this if you are paying attention.

[@LorenzoMarch]

Absolutely

[@tylerdurden7534]

The first rule is..

[@benjaminsilvey5301]

He is really knowledgeable his life seems like a mob movie lmao

[@domprehgeorge]

💯

[@Gblonkers]

Sat on the couch watching this

[@awwskit3929]

Rouge Rogan I haven’t gotten out the bed yet

[@Gblonkers]

Aww Skit time you’ve enjoyed isn’t time wasted the way I see some things

[@avodacado]

@@awwskit3929 no better time than now Skit!

[@rorororo4950]

Same!!!

[@dawn.35]

Got my ass outta the house and took a walk after watching this. It was fucking great

[@harambe7430]

I’m 20 years old, so glad I heard this now, things are changing.

[@technoserf_digital]

THIS is why i watch the podcast. I love the laughs and shit but people arent talking about this stuff! Thank you Uncle Joey. Proud of you Lee

[@TrevorEst1994]

"My television skills were very limited"

[@isoaqua5825]

Just got this comment had 2 come back 2 lol !

[@redoxygen4876]

Audio get better at 1:03

[@trippymayne4333]

Red Oxygen 🐐

[@YoureWokeYoureBroke]

Thanks buddy

[@davejackson1570]

joey is sooooo right about getting out of the house...i decided to go to the beach for a freezing cold swim 20 mins from home 4:00am in the morning to get over lack of motivation and boost dopamine / immune system ..this not only replaced my 2-3 coffees in the morning before work at 6:30am but "aligned" me with me and now relationships are made easy and wealth just magically appears where i could'nt find it anywhere before - when comfort is put 1st - PAIN comes a close 2nd....now im on a roll and feel unstoppable and in complete control...nothing is stopping me now !!! nothing !!! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ...what great advice.

[@oostenmusic]

dawg what u been smokin?

[@caim9986]

@@oostenmusic strong shit

[@loveblues9633]

What a fucking momo 😂

[@loveblues9633]

What a fkn momo😂

[@The_Real_Uncle_Ruckus]

Cringe

[@davidmelkonian9947]

Uncle Joey being an uncle to the younger generation. We love you man!

[@TwentyOneBunSalute]

I've been homeless for 1.5 years of the 3 years I've been out of my parents. I could sleep any day away... until I moved out. When your homeless in the summer you HAVE to move, especially if you live in your car, you'll die. 3 years later, now, I don't use an alarm, I don't even set it. I wake up with the sun, even if I can't see it. In the winter you wake up with the sun for warmth, in summer you wake up with the sun to find shade. After that becomes habit, then you get to enjoy the sunrise, because your ready for it. When you stop looking at the sunrise like the bell to get out of class, you start enjoying the sunrise, you grow up, and you move out.

[@isolatedsurge967]

"When i'd be at the bar playing those stupid pinball games, she'd walk over and take the quarters away and say that's enough! Go! Out! Go get hit by a car or something!" HAHAAHHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

[@RanThaMan]

Pappa Surge prime example why Joey is hilarious.

[@plaguex1]

Joey's so right. That includes us listening to him. Sure we can listen but let's be moving while we are or writing or doing something also. My wife's aunts father in law is 101 and still is lucid and drives. He tells us all the way to live long is to just move. Always stay active. He also said the couch will kill you.

[@juanvaldez5422]

“You probably went to ballet and..” Lee: “YEAH” lmfao

[@TheMidnightLibrary]

I love how Joey makes sure Lee knows what his point really is, and stresses that he’s not putting Lee down at all. “Why would y-why would we? I’m not even putting the blame on you; why would WE?” I got endless respect for people who can own up to their mistakes and use themselves as an example for others.

[@dillyb54]

thank you for everything you've done joey I appreciate you more than you'll ever know you beautiful bastard

[@RyboXBL]

This is the one KZbin video I always come back to. Thank you Uncle Joey!

[@jmoneyfoamn2767]

Thanks for the positivity watching Joey and Joe has changed my life

[@jimcatx3090]

Uncle Joey helped me balance my life with his life experiences very smart man great memory

[@ayokevin287]

Just saw this video just now. This is really what I need. Readjust my ways to keep pursuing my vision.

[@mcnuttington7122]

This was the most motivational thing I've heard all year

[@guiseppe6215]

The chemistry. Is the realest.

[@theintellectualrabbit6828]

Thank you Joey. Honestly, this helps a lot.

[@gustavothespaniard9689]

Great advice!!!! Thank you Joey!!!

[@hamid-lk5xx]

I needed to hear this, thanks, uncle Joey.

[@arsek503]

Me: Watches sitting on couch

[@TrevorEst1994]

Me too feel a lil guilty now

[@jaystermac9870]

Joey's advice is Tremendous

[@Quasimann]

Greetings from Sweden! Joey is a goldmine! Keep it up, you inspire many people!!

[@bradleygeorge1581]

Thank you for this Joey I needed this

[@MyHelpWanted]

“Nothing good happens on the couch” - Unless it’s the casting couch and you are Harvey Weinstein.

[@undinism69]

That's what I thought the topic was going to be about when I saw the title and thumbnail, heh.

[@ST-ip7sg]

The "casting couch" popped in my head too

[@tedcrilly46]

what about when you stay home jerking off on the couch while eating winegums. thats pretty good.

[@ipaintstuff4884]

I love you Joey Diaz.

[@iznbrgwhite421]

Thank you uncle joey. Keep pumping these out they are bangers. You have a lot wisdom very similar to my father's. And I need this sh*t . Stay up!

[@Twisted_utopia]

Joey Diaz Lee Syatt +David Goggins = epic podcast

[@sidreynolds6651]

I love this guy!!!

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

This video oddly brought a tear to my eye.

[@aoandd]

My mom used to sing this song to me Uncle Joey..I'm saying when I was little and I haven't remembered since thirty years... she said "Good morning to you, good morning to you, were all in our places with bright shining faces...today is the day..to start a new day!" She sang that to me and I remembered just now. Your mother built a man that lived in this world with an effect on the world he lived in. It was her job Uncle Joey, and she succeeded. From the bottom to the point there's nothing you haven't done, and there's people that picked up from the splinters and it's because of you because of your mother. That was a beautiful woman Sir. Nothing but it. I hope I'm not outta line..

[@1000shoeswoman]

joey you are right and that's were im stuck right now he talks sense he really cares about lee

[@CHR0M3E]

This is so powerful

[@Mannydamon]

This is coming from a guy who burglarized homes, get out of the house.

[@postersandstuff]

lol , oh brother ;)

[@Ham-pb7pb]

hahahaha

[@jacked4121]

Bahah

[@balmightys]

"Joey Diaz get out of my house"

[@goodtim9626]

at least he did something.

[@robertorhymes]

Self Discipline for the win For motivation these Joint clips are just the thing

[@philiphaigh5434]

Love you bro💯

[@IllyrianHighlander]

“Creating a position is what creates the future in this shit”

[@PatronSaintPatTate]

Getting a shower and taking my kids to the woods thanks Joey Diaz 👍

[@jacobsmith5669]

Love this video

[@MrGmanVids]

favourite clip

[@Andressantiagooo99]

Joey Is the best

[@jonvia]

Joey is super right about putting that talent and dream into another avenue. I went to music school in Hollywood at MI. I attended the school for my drum set addiction lol after that, played in a hand full of local LA bands as well as a summer on the road. I realized I wasn't super stoked about playing live anymore. Decided to get into songwriting and production around 2016 or so. Ive never been happier writing my own material, getting real fuckin good at mixing and mastering. And looking to get some representation to shop some music =) Homie is ready to get paid!

[@smellslikeproductions1024]

you getting paid or on the couch

[@brianroman4114]

Yeah you getting paid yet?

[@dead2me810]

2024 here, you getting paid yet? Get to work

[@strangedetails]

This podcast is literal gold and I’m watching it on a couch. Sorry uncle Joey.

[@Faithmaxxing23]

I'm watching on my bed, nigga!

[@CJisSoBroken]

This conversation changed my fuckin life

[@alejandroaires6806]

Joey's past reminds me of mine, how I was drug dealing in NY, moved out of state cause the heat was on... then went completely clean. Its a good thing to remind yourself how dark things can get if you keep your eyes shut. Still smoking reefer, and now instead of being a very successful Pot/Exctasy/LSD/Shroom dealer, Im starting a legit service-based business, and still holding these crazy day jobs :) Thanks Joey!

[@alejandroaires6806]

@Ch4rLz tHa PrInCe 😂

[@wacksparrow88]

Lee, you can be the guy to motivate because lots of these comments look out for Joey and we love to see your progress. Keep to your plan but you looking fly broski

[@leeleemurphy4028]

joey so correct its great advice thats what i belive hear the traffic in the morning if im in bed im angry with myself get the f up

[@zachdirects]

Feel like I’ve been a couch potato the last few months. I had to take time off from school do to my program losing funding from Covid. I worked a couple substitute jobs but wasn’t satisfied but it did get me out of the house. And I feel like going back to school will be good for me. I love this video for reminding me.

[@zachdirects]

I worked more sub jobs got my money up, went back in person to school which was good. Now I feel burnt out which is kind of bad.

[@konne16]

Joey you just saved my german ass,.... thanks for your word ❤

[@lettucetomatoonion]

Went to bed to do nothing, watched this, got my ass out the house TY JOEY!

[@fatmunch6318]

Joeys my godfather

[@jampers42]

0:55 Lee on high alert

[@yousnortthedsnotofdirtyric3382]

Lol every time Lee goes to say something Joey cuts him off

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Joey 'naturally curious' Diaz

[@Dk-gl1nh]

Gotta get up gogksugga!!

[@Anthony-wp6yu]

I saw this video called Casting Couch seemed pretty good :D

[@Walkinthepark305]

Ever since I took his advice my weight has been 146 blood pressure 94/64 outside 7 days a week

[@homelessmeatball]

The only time i get out of the house is for work

[@cain2kill]

My daily dose of teaching goes from David Goggins, Jordan Petersson and Joey Diaz

[@vitocorleone1462]

Look up Dan Peña

[@JonMcAfee]

never heard of Goggins, but look up Patrice O'Neal

[@jerrodbates8480]

honest question... you dont have anyone like that in your personal life?

[@SWIFTzTrigger]

@@JonMcAfee David Goggins may be the most inspiring man out of the lot. He lives by his code and inspires others to do the same. I suggest you look up his interviews online.

[@josephwong6239]

ilcain add Christopher hitchens and Richard Dawkins.

[@dead2me810]

me on the couch, watching this: 👁👄👁

[@badaxtion1878]

Joey sounding like Jordan dammit

[@xavierjauregui5544]

4:30

[@diamondinvr]

Literally every single day of my life for 8 years has been me sitting inside fucking around on the computer or the Xbox. I sleep 12 hours at a time, when I wake up I'm in bed for 3 or 4 hours on my phone and tablet watching KZbin and playing Clash of Clans, I've tried waking up earlier and setting alarms to straighten it out but I always end up going back to sleep or napping later in the day and waking up at 2am. I absolutely hate what I'm doing right now but I can't stop, I feel stuck. I've been trying for a year on and off to figure myself out and stop this, but if I'm not lying, I'm content with this. I don't have a job, living with my parents getting extra money from welfare, life is nice, but I know this can't last. I'm losing myself, I'm not happy with the things I'm doing, yeah I'm content, but I'm not proud. I feel ashamed. I quit high school 7 credits short of graduating and I'm always telling myself how easy it would be to go back, and yeah, the course may be easy, but doing it is a part of it I haven't even considered the difficulty of. I've always been very prideful so I've never admitted anything like this, so I'm hoping throwing this out there will help me along my journey, but my god did I fuck myself up. I know there's a part of me trying but it just hasn't been able to win. I'm lost. I think I'll try going outside

[@Ketannabis]

I am in the same exact position you are in man

[@Walkinthepark305]

@@Ketannabis go get your ged emt and parmadic and become a fucking firefighter

[@Yung_Cash_Money_Billionaires]

What a goof ass bum smh

[@suckthesebigirishballs5512]

@@Walkinthepark305 that’s great advice or he could get in shape join the military

[@Cj-ym3ux]

You had better gave got your ass outside and have a game plan worked

[@tiredsentinel1724]

If ONLY we could knock some sense into our younger selves or kids. ‘Cause we don’t know nothin’ they think.

[@allaroundlongboarding8649]

Get up off the couch you momos let’s get this fuckin bag💰

[@alanmartinez4438]

Flat dude looks like Michel son on GTA v

[@frequentflyerj.drobertson2898]

I clicked on this as I was sitting down on the couch.... Damn

[@johnrambo1304]

It's weird that when you watch this video, you are sitting on couch it feels like I wanna kick the couch out compalish my goals

[@superscotty333]

"For me, it was a combination of 3 things.... I don't like the control it had over me.".......

[@sidimightbe3246]

This title sounds like a Mormon youth efy speach 😂

[@hjevs152]

Joey reminds me of myself talking to my 7 year old

[@fred7861]

The couch is my ( a poor mans) desk, it’s where i get my shit done

[@sargentbrisk2210]

i feel joey has def helped me change my life, but i feel like a lot of the things he says i don't feel like im capable to do it. i feel as if the things he says they are things that you wont understand until you do it. It's like i feel afraid to change.

[@MrRemixV3]

100% agree. Everything he says makes a ton of sense, i just cant see or don't know how to apply them... kinda. I dont know its confusing lol. I guess we'll figure it out as we go 🤷🏻‍♂️👍🏼👍🏼.

[@MrJames-tw3so]

This is so true after my father passed I did less and less and now I can barely get anything done. I wish I knew how to improve this. It just feels like it too late now I gone too far. Ugh Im pathetic,Sorry all. So lame.

[@Futureacquiescence]

The Watchtower it’s not too late dude. Do something, anything.

[@ShutUpCatProductions]

It blows my mind how people can complain all day and not do anything with their lives…or go for their goals?! Like seriously…what are you waiting for?! It’s gonna just come to you!

[@sleepyjoe6980]

Yo I’d love to see a podcast in 360

[@jant7881]

This is actually a brilliant idea. I love it! I would watch this in 360.

[@MarketingMasteryHQ]

Great video joey

[@louie619man]

I honestly see Joey Diaz as a Cuban Yoga. The dude is so wise that I think he'll shrink and turn green.

[@Blkac-pill-Black-Life]

Nothing but fucking fax

[@Blkac-pill-Black-Life]

fax fax fax

[@HeinzenburgdaKing]

Tookme until i was 21 to realize this

[@Blkac-pill-Black-Life]

took me until i was/am 27/8

[@vcvortex6356]

Yea, well... I work 3rd shift. Sunrise means it's almost bed time.

[@weirdhobby]

What's up with the audio quality going from bad to good on some of these clips

[@jacobaustin-sides2875]

Joey is so wise and it's weird hearing many of his words overlap with those of jordan peterson

[@unfairfight3625]

There is nothing in this world except truth and facts,,so it covers all aspects of life.

[@rodgerhall109]

Uncle joey gives you life lessons you young cats need to listen to he truly gives a fuck

[@harrydemontechristo8425]

Theost coherent version of Lee

[@TheRealJaded]

I am being 100% real, I love not working, not going to school, smoking pot all day every day and doing whatever I want. (:

[@MontyQueues]

that’s the same exact mentality I had in my youth… until I looked back and saw the amount of wasted years… hopefully you don’t have a family that will let you turn into a potato

[@Kingadiontis]

Then you’re gonna realize just how much of your life you actually wasted

[@Rich-ku9tv]

Feel that 100% used to be the same 2 years ago, just remember “the worst thing in life is wasted talent” dont live a life of regret when you couldve thrived🤷🏻‍♂️ its all mindset

[@VentureAHighway]

I don’t even really want a couch or a tv in my house. It’s better to not have the temptation

[@neighborhuudrasta1285]

Getting outside and doing as little as walking your neighborhood does wonders for your body and mental state. And this is proven by scientist and doctors. And if you can, I’d recommend gardening but walk around your garden in bare feet. Your body goes thru a chemical change(for the better) the moment your bare feet hit the earth. They aren’t exactly sure why, but there’s been correlation with people who do that regularly and improved health, mental and/or physical

[@thefirmament1616]

lee is the definition of millenial kid

[@harambe7430]

The Firmament I’ve always said that about him lol

[@snowfrosty1]

kinda cool yet sad tbh

[@jontyrosenow9396]

Joey Diaz: Get off the couch Literally every member of the podcast audience: On the couch lmao

[@Walkinthepark305]

😭😭😭😭😒🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣😭

[@ronniesunshine1163]

This is the single greatest piece of advice anyone can get whos looking for "self help" bullshit on youtube and it could kill the careers of Tony Robins, Gary Vee's social presence , All the no fap momos and any other self help bullshit that is just adding the the depression circle called "the youtube algorithm"

[@Blkac-pill-Black-Life]

you are not wrong

[@brodieadams7926]

Props to Starbucks.

[@theykilledjoel1496]

Is it just me or is the audio weird

[@mason678w]

I lost my v card on a couch

[@muffin_gamers]

Same and I didn’t even think of that lmao

[@MrProfitsOFDoom]

Same but that’s about the only interesting thing that happened 😂

[@Henry-uv9xu]

Imagine losing your v card

[@dongambino5308]

I fucked my girlfriend in the ass for the first time before we ever did regular sex, behind a couch if that counts

[@Ketannabis]

@@dongambino5308 Wow... romantic

[@Astrotase]

I watch him for fun before but now it's about advice for life from an online Uncle.

[@dinbach488]

Why did Masvidal never come back on the show?

[@Nefarious1603]

Din Bach masdival *

[@dude231ification]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/f4GbpaWbjceNaNk He has.