Joey Diaz on His Favorite Stores, Edibles, Strains, and Spending $5k a Month

[@thesummerwiind]

Someone once commented on a joey diaz video "Joey is the quietest loudest man in the world." So true.

[@NGTSuperheros]

Frankhatesghouls was it you by any chance?

[@Andrew-ii5qm]

I can't hear shit lmao

[@SuperBionicBillionHeaven47]

True

[@quinngordon4617]

Andrew Mitchell u might just be deaf😂

[@samj928]

I also seen he sounds like a bong

[@ronthunders6124]

There is something about the way diaz talks and tells stories... it's like... art

[@josephwong6239]

Ron Thunders he probably usually high

[@parsons3857]

It is art

[@cookiemonster4254]

He is art

[@jeaton8023]

Violin

[@xbox_cheeto5338]

It's called the gift of the gab

[@channeldeleted2946]

God I will genuinely be so devastated when Joey is gone. This man is a legend of story telling. Just a gem of a man really.

[@Bob17690]

i love the guy for how real he is, his voice is like an arm around your shoulder on tough times

[@hangingon]

​@TA-qy6gr Unless your Lee Syatt, who Uncle Joey has single handedly destroyed more brain cells & sanity than I ever thought possible for one man. The Military could use him for torture techniques to get to the bottom of a situation.

[@danielrispoli3607]

Don't talk about that he's helped Me through some tough times

[@StarvieCarvie]

Hopefully u go first then

[@channeldeleted2946]

@@StarvieCarvie hopefully not. Im only 23. Pretty awful to wish death upon me. Not sure why you would be hopeful for my death. Enjoy your life, peace be with you, sorry that you are a troubled man.

[@markfelix8868]

Just listenin to Joey Diaz, playing the volume controls like I'm a DJ at EDC

[@teknacious]

Broooooo on point with that

[@TiarnanFarquharArt]

The accuracy of this is scary hahahahah

[@voodoochild3859]

Mark Felix try watching him at work

[@itallionator]

I'm so happy this comment exists

[@Orangutan1000]

Mark Felix lol I'm so geeked. I feel like skrillex when I watch joey Diaz. It looks like I'm making a a crazy song!

[@michaelperez5051]

Lee: were you sharing it or something? Joey: fuuuck youuuu 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

[@Sneak248]

I spat out my drink

[@xstankydank5514]

xlSneak-_ hahah he felt disrespect by that 😂

[@jeremylecocq826]

Dead I died

[@cookiemonster4254]

Fuck no ain’t no sharing type😂😂😂 hella funny

[@franciscosotobriseno6448]

Lee just randomly saying “this weed is like the ring of Gondor” and joey completely ignoring him 😂

[@connorstevens94]

Joey diaz has turned lee into a proper stoner 😂

[@cryptocurrencyog]

Lee has been seasoned by the best

[@kylehaase7703]

@gabe klinefelter lee is in outer space 34/7, in what world is he not a stoner

[@amb600cd0]

A functioning savage

[@SICRECORDS]

Lee can outsmoke all of us combined without trying

[@connorstevens94]

@@SICRECORDS cause of joey 🤣😂

[@oldcrow6752]

I love how Lee can tell when he's caught in a bit and deflect it. "He looks like Johnny overseer"

[@igoswagforeign8775]

I like how Lee always comes with pretty good questions and remarks and gets shit on

[@PROUDTOBEANAMERICAN55]

Hagrid you fat oaf i feel like he gets bullied kind of.

[@unclejoe6811]

Lee is naive comic relief.

[@ey3z4ya]

@@unclejoe6811 don't sell lee short

[@CelestialWoodway]

​@@ey3z4yaI could do without him.

[@5poopy]

@@CelestialWoodway Yeah, and we could do without you, "Polish Texan Guy" By the way, you're not Polish. Nobody in Poland knows you. You can't speak Polish. You've never been to Poland.

[@darthnihilus5282]

5k a month on weed, livin like a Doctah

[@edp4445]

Smoking like two doctors in a sleeping bag

[@SavingSoulsMinistries]

I think my most expensive time at 19 was like 400 or so, getting oz for 120s or cheapish shit

[@Steve_Dave]

@@SavingSoulsMinistries no one really gives a fuck

[@zhill2001]

@@Steve_Dave shut up bitch

[@Steve_Dave]

@@zhill2001 dang my bad I was a real asshole 5 months ago.

[@ImperiousViking]

Xanax in the pot cookies? Sounds like stoners telling ghost stories :P

[@hourplastic4546]

I call bullshit on that too, you understand how bitter that would taste even if you snuck only a milligram of alprazolam powder in there?

[@hourplastic4546]

Be my guest then if you think sugar could disguise that flavor and you want to try it. And also the Xanax will kick in way before the weed in the edible would, we are talking 15 to 20 minutes versus an hour and a half and it would basically not let you get as high from the weed afterwards because you would be super chill and Straight

[@PanasonicTooth]

Not to mention Xanax is active at very small doses, and it's very easy to overdose so I don't know how they would manage dividing it up within the weed and also not killing people. That was some dumb shit from Joey.

[@DankDragonX]

@@PanasonicTooth You can't overdose on Xanax. It's nearly impossible..

[@chrisdooley6468]

Jay Mcaleer sure you can. You can overdose on any benzodiazepine. Living in Philadelphia I know of two people who overdosed on Xanax one of which died. His friend said he took 35 2mg ladders in three hours and stopped breathing. Any controlled substance in excess can kill you. I wish it’d be impossible then more people would be alive

[@j0semon24]

"If I'm gonna learn something, I'll play the guitar" ... 4 years later and Coco held true to his word, and has started learning guitar. lol

[@reidharrison2152]

Did Lee say “The ring of Gondor” 😂😂😩😩😂😂

[@joemoore5451]

Funniest shit ever

[@yonathanyutkin6668]

Reid Harrison "this weed is like the ring of gondor" 😂😂🔥

[@drunn6351]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nick-yh9dk]

"So you decided to eat more cake" I fucking died lol

[@BeeBopGaming]

Living in Texas I get so salty that we don’t have this ability here. I would love to go down to the store and buy a cookie or joint out of the vending machine.

[@lilsolarpanel6696]

beebop shopbop sure it's nice but overhyped it's just a plant that alters you stare of concious. anyone grow it.

[@vulgardisplayofpower3111]

beebop shopbop I know how you feel! What's up from Houston Texas

[@paulcarmi8130]

"Everything's bigger in Texas" ain't so true is it? IS IT?

[@romaholcomb7768]

It's fing awesome to go to a store and get really good weed and edibles. I'm 55 and I never thought I would see it like this lol

[@howieewalt1322]

I'm legit friends with every person at my local 5 recreational dispensaries. They are either high school homies that grew up and got into the industry right out of HS or College, or people that I got to know by visiting the store, and became genuinely good friends with them. I smoke this bowl for two, here's to your state legalizing!

[@mikeridgland4783]

Love this quote...”they had a cookie - Lee it would kill ya.”

[@jamespaps4257]

Ari is one of those annoying stoners who hypes up when everyone else is just chilling out....

[@krisrivera3514]

James Paps yeah thats me i have to do something if i dont i start getting really anxious

[@nunyabusiness8538]

he just has to add his side of the story as if people neeeeeed to hear it...i know so many people like that

[@vulgardisplayofpower3111]

James Paps typical jew

[@Orenoryori]

Ari is ordinarily annoying. Can't stand the dude.

[@jaydongoodrich4495]

I like a stoner who hypes up a bit. I am one of them . I use bud to run, workout, hike and ya... I dont just blaze up and just lay around.. i do that to but ya... up your weed game bud ... or your life in general ... you'd see the benefits if you did. So don 't say you do. Ahri is chill.

[@surfs2much976]

Will lee learn how to not sound like he’s about to cry at every sentence wow

[@spencerwilliams3752]

nat Lee fr he's beyond annoying to look at and listen to

[@vulgardisplayofpower3111]

nat Lee let you hang out with Joey for 12 hours see if you are still coherent

[@Isejankhonojanem]

Jews will be Jews

[@idgaf1241]

Testosterone levels must be low af 4 the man

[@Burt_Sampson]

Spencer Williams your life must suckkkk

[@ericcam5556]

Can't hear Joey, ari blows my ears out, joeys too loud, lee is fine, Ari is too quiet, joey is too quiet, lee is too loud, joey is too quiet

[@OZZOZZ]

They need to use a goddamn compressor on the audio

[@DarkLordofTheSith69]

It's all Lees fault he gets shit faced and forgets to do the buttons leaves the camera on empty chairs and turns the volume down because he's too stoned

[@fernangram7099]

eric cam is a jackass

[@vespasian1695]

As someone that never smoke weed this conversation is the definition of two friends talking about something they love the reefer

[@MexicanOREOz]

1:00 lee says 5 thousand under his breath 💀

[@EternalNexxxx]

🤣

[@SpeedlPN]

holy fucking shit good spot

[@shane2745]

He's saying Fairfax you bell

[@SpeedlPN]

@@shane2745 nah that's definitely 5 thousand

[@ronoccc]

@@shane2745 idiot

[@chubbywithatool149]

I love bud with everything in my heart but I learned early, make friends with growers and make ya own edibles. I refuse to pay someone’s street price

[@coltoncrawfordjazz]

5:36 “Were you sharing it or something, how could you get through $300-Fuucckk you, fuck you sharin’ it” Lmao

[@drumlover13]

Wish joey would talk into the Mic. Ari is so loud and I can barely hear joey.

[@ericbecerra5893]

Scott Thurmer wtf are you listening on? Sounds perfect.

[@drumlover13]

Eric Becerra my phone...

[@Isejankhonojanem]

Jews will be Jews

[@p2k7777]

Scott Thurminater that’s a matter of needing better mixing

[@fernangram7099]

Scott Thurminater you know u can solve this by drinking some Clorox right

[@theRhinsRanger]

I've just spent the whole time staring at the mismatched wallpaper

[@tysonkeller9516]

The Rhins Ranger same

[@Rob88]

I was thinking about how lazy the person was who put it up.

[@Ya3Boi3Jake]

Probably just some panel board

[@BckPck]

FUCK now i cant unsee it

[@jstaekwondo9]

my high ass thought the left side was a mirror lmao

[@keepmewierd]

"why didn't you buy max og seeds? "why don't you buy stocks in cows? I don't know..." lol

[@FranktheTanker]

Lol Lee combining the ring of Sauron and the horn of Gondor.

[@ProdSteven]

Yall gettin bullied by your plugs smh

[@alex-cj9mb]

$70 ounce aint bad

[@glorytogod5283]

milkycord he said 8th

[@butterball_]

So true haha

[@joshogosh1004]

Prod Steven not a plug

[@jonvia]

I moved to Hollywood In 2011 and it was insane the amount of crazy weed and edibles that my roommate and I were getting into. Sour Diesel is a dank strain btw.

[@spenserjoseph8732]

Snoop Dogg's Private Reserve OG Kush was amazing from kushmart back in 2009

[@krisbowditch827]

Joey’s A to Z tour of weed stores of L.A lol 😂😂😂😂😷

[@MrDannyLaRusso]

Lee has the same voice as my 12 year old daughter

[@RicardoMalla]

Why do Ari spekas disrespectfully to Lee. Show some respect son.

[@Seniormuffins]

0:06 already had me cracking up. Joey’s like “yeah buddy we know” idk just his tone got me

[@aaronh.917]

Lee trying to calculate the 3k per month for the first 6 minutes and no one is listening to him 😂

[@vonroretz3307]

Used to live in Zululand. We smoked Transkei reds, Malawi Gold and Durban Poison. The reds was boss.

[@dentalflossblindfold8908]

You have to smoke the gelato #45

[@backupinit]

dentalfloss blindfold is it the potency of the balance of terpenes?

[@eismndmsoaidhndmsm]

dentalfloss blindfold DONT GIVE ME NONE OF THAT SUSQUEHANNA DOG!!! I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THOSE FLAVORS IM TRYNA GET DOWN BITCH

[@slimseamster6171]

It's Dolphhh 😂

[@quinngentrymoore8182]

I had dab concentrate of that

[@Omoiyari23]

Gelato is bomb in general tbh

[@richardp2492]

All these years later and he's actually learning to play the guitar now 😂 life man

[@billyharp3524]

tall loud guy really killing the vibe loool

[@MarcRebilletClips]

Lol Ari Shafir “I don’t like sour diesel, I like headband” ... Headband is a cross of OG Kush and Sour Diesel

[@brentr.3260]

hes an idiot

[@jack633]

i mean headband is pretty different from sour diesel in my experience.

[@YouArentSlick]

The two strains are pretty different, relax smart ass

[@tokahontas9990]

Exactly, it’s not the same strain. Shut the fuck up, they’re different

[@CountlessPWNZ]

yeah, but different effects, noob.

[@badlt.8029]

Joey “to make a long story short” Diaz. My man!

[@lilyspoons4363]

Italian Ice edibles sound extremely difficult to make properly

[@QuantumPlaysOfficial]

im not high enough to watch this yet lol

[@MasterGuero]

I know people on heroin who spend less than 5k a month.

[@ExploitMage]

heroins a much more unsafe and potent chemical than THC. its not nearly as trippy as well, and everyone on it becomes a drug-hoarding, highly-budgeted fiend that has to set aside all the drugs they attain, for personal self medicative use. Heroin is not the same as THC, people GIVE edibles to their homies.... only psychos give heroin to the homies

[@DylanFowler]

That's coz THC is healthy smack is shite. Mind you if you're looking for the creme de LA creme just ask for THFC. That medication will just blow you away especially if you are a gooner. Lol

[@MasterGuero]

Dylan Fowler "thc is healthy" lmao ok. Not even gonna address your comment about the yids. 61 never again.

[@muaythaiordie]

Andreas M Not all users become fiends and junkies brah there’s hella famous people that use heroin that stay composed, but yeah other than that you’re right fuck heroin shit ain’t cool

[@jakesnake8403]

Andreas M lololo what the fuck is this trash paragraph you just rambling you high af

[@Ap3xPr3dator01]

god damn Diaz, stop talking away from the mic. WTF how long you been doing this, cmon man :)

[@MontyQueues]

Joey "If I'm gunna learn something I'll play the guitar" Diaz

[@whalebone1206]

"He looks like Johnny Overseer" Lmfao

[@CashensPowerwashing]

Lolo the end was frickin awesome. Do I look like johnny grower to you? 😂

[@garbougesenior3486]

I wish I was around for those xannax hash cookies 😂🔥😂🔥

[@chrisk5577]

I was honestly thinking the same thing 😬😂

[@TheReaper42069]

Right honestly sounds like the best thing

[@240Sil]

this is when ary go back from his long trip, joey got him super baked of that shit that killed McCain

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

One time I ate an edible in a lobby inside of a big hospital. There were people everywhere, and nobody knew to my knowledge 🤣

[@screamindemon6x]

My weed ain't growing Joey Joey: It needs more hydrogen

[@JS-wn2dx]

Anybody else watch the many Saints and then have to go back and rehash the best of Joey Diaz?

[@tommytwomommy]

F all that. One hit gets me set. Weed anxiety es no fun.

[@tommytwomommy]

boo f I’m semi fun

[@MoustacheCloud]

Yeah, fuck that panic attack shit. I took bong hits of dankass sativa hybrid after taking a 2 week break. I swear to god that's the closest I've ever felt to dying.

[@tommytwomommy]

MoustacheCloud yeah it’s no joke. You aren’t in any real danger, but try telling that to somebody in the midst of one.

[@lilsolarpanel6696]

Yea try smoking a nice Indica. It really makes a difference.

[@JuniorJuni070]

Stop being a bitch You just let the anxiety take over So you can play sad to other people

[@funnygrunt_o7]

“From YAAAANKAS” 😂😂 wtf

[@biggsmokeztv212]

What person in there right mind would buy a 8th for 90$

[@Daswassuphomie]

I dont even pay 40 a eighth, and i can get straight fire

[@safemoondan6638]

Cali niggas get taxed. It’s really good weed though.

[@howieewalt1322]

In an illegal state lmao. Supply/demand. Places like Texas, where you get absolutely tossed in jail if you are caught, raise the price based off that too.

[@travisnelson9104]

A fiend

[@Steve_Dave]

@@Daswassuphomie liar, you're smoking that bobby

[@BLoobs1]

Joey needs to #growyourown. The rec market has ridiculous prices and the medical prices are still high. Heck, he’s a celeb and could get a very very good clone of his choosing.

[@mheaton420]

"Do I look like Johnny grower to you?" 😅😅

[@jonathantrammell5082]

He said "She was a REEFER professional" lol

[@BeatsByZ3P0]

That creme brulee and a shot of espresso with some RSO in it. Perfect breakfast

[@DiasintensosRD]

The guy doesn't likes "sour diesel's" but likes headband... Bummer.

[@DracoVP]

Días Intensos how does anyone like headband

[@PimpycPimp-xl8jj]

That's Uncle Joey 😂

[@RaphaelHameed]

LAPCG (Los Angeles Patient Care Givers) on Santa Monica Blvd. a block from Fairfax, going west towards Labrea, has the best quality and they use to carry 'So-Cali' growers flowers. My 1st and favorite dispensary and they allow you to have a 'caregiver' to buy for you. The 1st time I got Jamaican Lamb's Bread was there in 2005-6

[@burningkenshin]

Joey was dropping some good intel. ;)

[@craigphillips9383]

I pay £15 for 1 brownie here in UK, that 1 brownie is lethal, they come on grease proof paper and damn, I ate 2 once and thought I was dying 🤢😱 cant wait until its legal here

[@pronounshismajesty3542]

I hate Brits so much

[@bradleymunoz8274]

That third eye strain gave me an awakening. Never was able to find it again I don’t know if that’s a good thing or a bad thing lol

[@brs9279]

Someone turn joey mic up!! He speaks quiet when he get stoned

[@cctube9489]

Ever since recreational weed became legal in Oregon, there is a weed store on every corner now!

[@cutler2639]

CC Tube and it’s dirt cheap haha

[@wjveryzer7985]

who else keeps lowering than raising the volume

[@otoyoto7153]

3:42 Any time he says "jesus christ" like that about weed you know he's serious

[@mysticboarder1921]

Joeys missin out not growin... gardening is fun getting high from it is even more fun😂

[@rycemccall3887]

Weed is so commercialised and marketed nowadays, people sticking dumb ass labels on stuff like "third eye" "sunset sherbert" "cookies n cream" etc. Man just tell me what type of weed it is and the THC and CBD levels

[@blueandgoldbolts420]

medical marijuana xanax cookies are real... from SD to the Bay

[@hourplastic4546]

What's the point of that though? First of all it would taste really bitter, and I've never really had a synergetic effect on both, the Xanax just diminishes the high of the weed for me. It's really chill but wouldn't fuck me up more I don't think

[@zzz-jj6zh]

@@hourplastic4546 Xanax would not diminish you high from weed. Maybe if you had the hulk's, then that's different. But the school buses would have me straight. You would be slumped depending on the mg's of the bars. The bars in the edibles are 💀

[@hourplastic4546]

Uh aren't the hulks and the yellow school busses both supposed to be 2mgs each? Either way, it'd taste hella bitter in an edible and the Xans would kick in way before the weed would, we're talking 15-20 minutes vs. an hour and a half here, and yeah it would kinda diminish the high and not even let you get fully stoned. Used to smoke a quad a day and pop 6-10 pressed 4mg bars per day so I think I'd have a pretty good idea.@@zzz-jj6zh

[@hourplastic4546]

The Xan in the edible would kick in before the weed would* must have been pretty stoned when I typed that

[@jonnyboy9629]

DoNKeY greens n yellows are both the same dose if they from a pharmacy,. They just different companies Lol

[@Jamo-mg6bk]

Joey ‘it was 98’ in middle of November’ Diaz

[@tomshackleford4555]

lee actually has a point if youre going to treat a weed strain like the ring of gondor buy seeds and find a grower

[@wickedwildwezt]

Not that simple if you want some of the best weed you’ve ever smoked.

[@wickedwildwezt]

That’s treating it like the ring of Gondor

[@NinjaHuraku]

he doesnt look like Johnny grower he looks like Johnny over seerer lmao

[@falldogg8606]

818Uncle Joey💨💨never smoking that Susquehanna

[@williammcclanahan1792]

I'm seriously into Sour Diesel. If it's REAL SHIT... I'm in another Galaxy Smoking with Aliens.

[@foresthoe8072]

The best strain that cures my pain from lymphedema. It sucks when u are treated like a criminal just for wanting more quality of life

[@urmondaymorinin9838]

2:01 “Way Lee shut the fff” Uncle Joey telling his bitch whats up

[@joshvizi6760]

Time for the Jason Genova collab bro

[@smoke1forthedeadhomies837]

josh vizi pissening

[@bobbyboucher1855]

josh vizi we still need this

[@gotdajuiceeee]

“That bitch was a reefer professional” ffs 🤣

[@Diesel257]

"You gotta put hydrogen in there..." Def don't need to grow Uncle Joey. 😆🌴🤘

[@VelvetVonJ]

ROFL! 2:25 oh man that was funny

[@aaronp9835]

I used to make my own edibles 15 years ago in high school. They were the bomb

[@ShorseyShows]

Just hearing some of the prices for some of this shit.... getting robbed blind lmfao

[@brentsmith2106]

That sour aint no joke!! My favorite strain of all time.

[@dean6708]

Lee's voice is so annoying sometimes. I can deal with the breathing but his dumb voice is like chewing on tin foil. 🤣🤣

[@Daswassuphomie]

Hey thats rude man... Hes a good dude

[@bob9644]

Were you sharing it? “Fuck youuu” Lmao

[@Usualeclectic]

Anytime I hear Kushmart I smile... North Hollywood with some Matt’s #5 from Kmart... tremendous

[@Twobarpsi]

Use a compressor! Audio levels SUCK!

[@cameronchavis5851]

12:54 Johnny grower 👐

[@RosinGoblin]

Blue cheese is the best strain. So delicious and funky. Papa joey would LOOOVE IT

[@zachgreen2336]

Glue cheese is really good too!

[@Nickmango22]

Who tf I got time at 54 to learn a new thing I wanna learn something I play the fucking guitar 😂

[@cobracommando0615]

East Coast Sour Diesel!!! Love it!!!

[@torylanezbaldspot6350]

Damn he brought back MEMORIES with the kush mart! The Matt’s OG was $75 an 8th in 2010 but was the best weed I could find… use to buy it once every time I got paid as a treat lol

[@tinytattoomike7943]

You nailed it when you said look around picture Jonny growers house that was classic! I actually looked around I have a strain I perfected it's Scooby snacks x master kush

[@chrisgarcia8592]

14:01 well he finally learned how to play now he's in the weed game

[@diegomaldonado9204]

My feed is now Joey Diaz

[@juvenromero3715]

"Do I look like fuckin Johnny Grower to ya?" -Joey Diaz.

[@Stop_arguing_with_strangers]

Can’t stand Ari. Dude can’t ever just let anyone talk and never really adds anything worth a damn