“If the cops call you don’t answer the phone” “Why would the cops call me”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@RareDay5 жыл бұрын
IDK JUST DONT ANSWER THE PHONE
@devmehta53134 жыл бұрын
Torturing lee is one of the funniest things uncle Joey does 💀💀
@josh81614 жыл бұрын
“Don’t worry about it, it must’ve been a mistake”
@LegacyandFierce3 жыл бұрын
It’s gonna say “cops” on the caller ID lolol
@alexk23453 жыл бұрын
That is so fu- cking funny 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@jetthayden2 жыл бұрын
"And a pear" 😂😭
@AntonioSain-c6d8 ай бұрын
Followed by pirates booty 😂
@MattHDGamer7 жыл бұрын
Too fucking good, Joey Diaz is the best human being alive
@KewlKid3 жыл бұрын
The fuck u doing here😂
@Boo-wp1xw3 жыл бұрын
Yupp matt
@codybirchfieeld14473 жыл бұрын
DOG! 🐕
@fuckendoinkcunt74533 жыл бұрын
Give us a pack opening lad
@koffinkat6663 жыл бұрын
Robbing kidnapping and sniffing a dump truck of coke? YES! THE BEST!
@leapyear94604 жыл бұрын
Man I can watch this 100 over and it STILL makes me laugh so hard. Thank you
@DOUGHBOY937 жыл бұрын
Lee don't answer the phone 😂
@simonmcneilly557 жыл бұрын
when uncle joey says, you dont answer the phone, YOU DONT ASK WHY , you just dont answer the phone.....
@mugshotmarley7 жыл бұрын
nevets M THATS THA SEEEEED! On the real, thats a great way to fuck with friends when they're high as fuck. Let it simmer for a few hours then let'em know youre just fucking with them
@The_Ballo7 жыл бұрын
How would he even know if the cops called him? Would the ringer play "Bad Boys"?
@SoberbioNumeroUno7 жыл бұрын
The Ball Like this: "Hello, it's the police" *Lee says nothing*
@MrBobbo187 жыл бұрын
The Ball , dude I was skipping school back in the day and the phone rang. I checked the caller ID ( land line) it said " VA COP". I had to pick up out of curiosity. It was cops doing a fund raiser. That bad boy did say COP. 😳
@quirkypurple6 жыл бұрын
The shifty eye-movements in these animated pieces are genius, especially Lee at the end.
@boggzmma49487 жыл бұрын
Diaz is a legend
@therobulus6 жыл бұрын
Boggz Mma who's that on you profile pic
@aapuri24806 жыл бұрын
Hes been on over 50 podcasts
@EvolvX695 жыл бұрын
I want to like this.. But it has 420 likes.
@bigv28225 жыл бұрын
Boggz Mma that's an understatement
@Sweatshirtshoot5 жыл бұрын
It has 666 likes, leave it
@WestCoastIrk4 жыл бұрын
0:17 I love how they lean in... LOL
@ksosay17 жыл бұрын
Rogan laughing made me laugh.
@choloeseguay7 жыл бұрын
Boss it makes me laugh too hahaha
@goosemcgee62477 жыл бұрын
When Joey Diaz goes off with one of his epic stories and Joe is laughing his balls off, its impossible not to laugh.
@TheRealDoomBot6 жыл бұрын
500!!!!
@sebastianpizxa15536 жыл бұрын
Lmao same
@randman216 жыл бұрын
I love how much Rogan fanboys over Joey. I probably would have made incorrect assumptions and not given him a fair shot if I hadn't found him through Rogan.
@Operation3Sixty3 жыл бұрын
Hilarious how Doey Jiaz seamlessly switched from one edible story to another and we didn't even notice
@numbersandsports42067 жыл бұрын
lol there is nothing better then Joey Diaz pretending to care about his health. "I had 13 carbs left for the day" ....
@choloeseguay7 жыл бұрын
JustA Fan HAHAHAHA
@Tony784545 жыл бұрын
It's not pretend, he's lost lots of weight
@ynfnl5 жыл бұрын
i thought he was talking about weight watchers
@dystopiagear69995 жыл бұрын
@@Tony78454 newsflash: he's got a ways to go still. It's always hilarious when a 400# lifelong cokehead acts like a health eggspurt and fanboys actually listen to him because he's only 350# now.
@dontwaste1115 жыл бұрын
@@dystopiagear6999 imagine somebody enjoying their life AND still losing considerable amounts of weight while you make pathetic progress posts on insta for women who could not give less of a fuck about your body
@laurenkcole Жыл бұрын
"What are you trying to prove?!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@KAHL_SPORESONINSTAGRAMSELLSQUA Жыл бұрын
Look..out 👆👆👆 for the handle above he got shrooms, LSD, iboga, ketamines, c😇ke, cannabis, psych, meds, DMT trips, acid chocolate 🍫 bars, and he ships!!!!
@ale583017 жыл бұрын
This dude's animation skills are out of this world.
@bigw13405 жыл бұрын
Andy Lee it’s alright
@onyx666.4 жыл бұрын
its pretty minimal effort actually. Look at other animated podcast clips from other podcasts, theyre way better
@abhishekjoshi79084 жыл бұрын
@@onyx666. like which ones?
@markmclean88584 жыл бұрын
@@abhishekjoshi7908 look up sleepycast. The bland man and the autistic kid. The animation is hilarious and amazing.
@EpicCoolGuy214 жыл бұрын
It’s really basic actually. It works cuz he makes a lot of them, so they’re easier to produce and render, but a lot of other fans make much more animated cartoons
@endseeker52832 жыл бұрын
“What are you trying to prove??” Hahahahahaha
@caius60197 жыл бұрын
Rogans eye liner running💀💀 2:05
@ghost_to_a_ghost7 жыл бұрын
Caius lol def one of my favorite parts. glad someone else pointed that out. 😂😂😂
@geram.hernandez52286 жыл бұрын
Caius and
@TomBombadil896 жыл бұрын
Lmao I didn't even notice that the first 27 times I watched this XD
@nononono123456 жыл бұрын
Caius LMAOOO
@zacknichols80135 жыл бұрын
Guy liner
@NIGHTSTALKER973 Жыл бұрын
This just makes me want a full show of this like the Ricky Gervais show 😆
@KAHL_SPORESONINSTAGRAMSELLSQUA Жыл бұрын
☝️hit up He ships psychedelic stuff .
@tomsawyer6285 Жыл бұрын
How the fuck he made it out alive is amazing 🤣
@Chuck-PK7 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ the last thing ANYONE wants to hear while being blasted to the moon on edibles is Joey Diaz on the line tellin you not to answer the phone if its the cops without even explaining why!
@davidec.40214 жыл бұрын
JUST DON’T ANSWER THE PHONE
@04dram044 жыл бұрын
Thats the worst thing to hear when you a blitzed on weed. What a dick move
@emperorpigbenis87664 жыл бұрын
@@04dram04 he was paranoid as shit you can't be too mad at him
@XxOmegaslayerxX4 жыл бұрын
Like a Tremendous Doctah!!!
@muggy873 жыл бұрын
I would give anything to hear this story for the first time again 😆
@KevinAndrewRea7 жыл бұрын
Joe should pay PaulyToon to make full episodes of this shit like how they did Ricky Gervais Show on HBO. These are all fucking hilarious.
@amandine5127 жыл бұрын
xfactor541 I concur.
@dialed4life7 жыл бұрын
xfactor541 we could help pay.
@narcoskeptic7 жыл бұрын
Yup
@RedJay3267 жыл бұрын
I would love that very much
@chris4o57 жыл бұрын
If joe uploads them on his channel I'm sure he pays the guy.
@goldesd2 жыл бұрын
Im always coming back to this videos. Great
@liveluke7777 жыл бұрын
Plz never stop making these animated clips of JRE I love em! Thank you!
@nicholassmith40526 жыл бұрын
You sir are a fucking artist, please don't stop making these hahahaha so fucking funny
@beachhead89047 жыл бұрын
Dont answer the phone why? idk dont answer the phone lol
@RipBarnwell7 жыл бұрын
This was always my favorite part of the story, think about what Lee was going through if Joey was buggin lol, and this was years ago before Lee took 500 on the reg.
@OBAMAwasSWORNinTODAY6 жыл бұрын
"Why are the cops gonna call me?" "I dunno but don't answer the phone" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@CHR1SV1DS7 жыл бұрын
You've done it again my friend. This was hilarious. Lee looks so good. Love when Joey throws his hands in the air
@Lynxchillin087 жыл бұрын
CHR1SV1DS Ton o' energy !!
@tromusic78157 жыл бұрын
CHR1SV1DS did make me realize Lee and Tom Segura could play brothers in a movie
@labyebmor50687 жыл бұрын
CHR1SV1DS preach ! Haha i loved that mad max moment 😂🐈
@connplayer227 жыл бұрын
LMAO LEE
@harrisonmccartney4878 Жыл бұрын
I love how it went from a story about a little 70mg brownie to splitting a 1000mg edible with Lee. Those two are a trip.
@Soulctrl1027 жыл бұрын
Netflix needs to hires these guys an just run JRE's they soooo good!!
@BlackPhillip6667 жыл бұрын
ben martin No. It's free, accessible, quality, regular, current, and authentic *right now* Why turn it into subscription based fees, seasons, producer's, markets, commercial, and dilatory???
@Soulctrl1027 жыл бұрын
I'm talking about the cartoon's not joe's show. just so they would get paid and pump out a lot more toons! Right now we see a 2--3 min clip once in a blie moon, if they got a deal on some1 like netflix (who doesnt have netflix) we could seasons of 20 min toons, would be awesome.
@BlackPhillip6667 жыл бұрын
ben martin I understand you are referring to the cartoons. The cartoons are like frosting on a cake. Making the cartoons longer as a series would be like a cake that is all frosting.
@Soulctrl1027 жыл бұрын
I hear you man, i'm just greedy i want to see more ;) EDIT: also netflix kinda let ppl do what they want.
@snowman374th5 жыл бұрын
Not that good.. lmao
@DCRivs5 жыл бұрын
Hahaha these toons are amazing! Please promise us at least a half hour show like this! Thanks Joe!
@raging_al63927 жыл бұрын
Lee looks spot on lol so great
@turbotonye-41242 жыл бұрын
5 years old and it’s just as funny now as it was then. OMG this animated clips are absolutely ridiculous 🤣🤣 fuckin tears ever single time.
@austin75307 жыл бұрын
"Fuck ranch. And if you're down with ranch, then fuck you too!" - Joey Diaz
@Zimzephyr7 жыл бұрын
Legalize ranch, sup mellow mike
@brunsta2347 жыл бұрын
Zim Zephyr investigate 311
@mykmcgrane7 жыл бұрын
OMG you're user name is amazing. lol Mommie!
@LoneWolf-wp9dn7 жыл бұрын
been having ranch on sandwiches for the last 5 years or so i still couldnt tell you what it tastes like... where i live theyre really taking people for a ride too because we have a bit of a tradition of garlic sauces... people love them and at delis you can get really good garlic sauces... but theyve been putting all kind of new commercial garlic sauces on the shelves and in some sandwich places and i went through a lot of them and theyre all so tasteless and ranch is one of those except all the others disappear ranch just sticks around
@alexnelsonamaya17 жыл бұрын
Steven Irwin ranch it up
@lilbroomstick6171 Жыл бұрын
poor animated lee, that looks just like him lmao
@todorvelinov23417 жыл бұрын
this might be the best video on youtube
@sincereflowers32182 жыл бұрын
Him taking time out to fuck with Lee is iconic.
@nikkollaus7 жыл бұрын
Hilarious 10/10
@wilabanodeniro97807 жыл бұрын
You wrote this 10 seconds after it got uploaded and the videos 2.35 minutes long How did you know?
@Hugh_Morris7 жыл бұрын
Great One he saw the original podcast and remembered this segment?
@nikkollaus7 жыл бұрын
Great One I'm a fuckin time traveller.
@dylanmahan57026 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is a motherfucking comedy God.
@تتتت-ل6ف6 жыл бұрын
Literally Retarded الربق
@jbf41844 жыл бұрын
Knowing how much more Lee and Joey wound up “training” makes this story better.
@MrMMAMoto7 жыл бұрын
500 mg?!! Most I've ever done was a 100mg, and I was terrified for hours!😱
@RedSntDK7 жыл бұрын
Joey's tolerance is through the roof mind you.
@joncortezz7 жыл бұрын
MrMMAMoto you sir is what we call a little bitch 😂
@Danny_ll7 жыл бұрын
50-70mg errrryday. Going much higher is a waste of money IMO.
@maxwellb.44537 жыл бұрын
Jon Cortez you must be a hero, putting other people down for not doing hectic edibles, lmao grow up
@joncortezz7 жыл бұрын
Max B. You obviously thought i was serious 😂😂 the jokes on you!
@CullenCochran5 жыл бұрын
love the way they lean in when he says "there was a little brownie..." your attention to detail is really on point.
@cpyt-o8s7 жыл бұрын
Bahaha just seeing lee as a cartoon makes me laugh
@narcoskeptic7 жыл бұрын
It's so fuckin Lee too
@chrischappell9824 Жыл бұрын
This never gets boring!🤣🤣
@spritemultipack7 жыл бұрын
Joey is the funniest person in the world
@dodgermaven5 жыл бұрын
It's always a good podcast when Joey Diaz gives you his entire days schedule.
@SliceofBread1237 жыл бұрын
"I just laid there for 30 minutes like Mad Max"
@APOLLO_PAYTON Жыл бұрын
dude when they make joey red how he gets when hes laughing so hard he cant get it out and turns red that one got me
@dannykingston64957 жыл бұрын
Oh shit. These just keep getting better. I fuckin' love you, PaulyToon. Keep these coming. And the more Uncle Joey the better.
@bobbosworld67953 жыл бұрын
If i ever see joey diaz washing his car at 5 am, i would die laughing.
@Rex_Colt7 жыл бұрын
Fuckin' tremendous Pauly!
@callmesteve4736 Жыл бұрын
“Oh my god what are you trying to prove?”😂
@Laughing__Emoji__5 жыл бұрын
Joe: “does any-“ Joey: “I GOT STONED AS A MOTHERFUCKER”
@Final1x7 жыл бұрын
Man, the animation of Lee kills me.
@williambouldin10372 жыл бұрын
The cartoons are killing me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@butcherbaker42583 жыл бұрын
This video will never get old. True legends🇺🇲
@JayJay-tm7xw Жыл бұрын
If I take 70 mg I don’t feel anything at all. 200 mg still nothing. 500 mg feel very nice I was good and high for a couple of hours. There’s videos online right on KZbin right here where an old couple like 80 years old it’s 100 mg each. They don’t get put in the holes they’re just a little high. Joe sometimes doesn’t know what he’s talking about.
@Oden-Heinrich2 ай бұрын
Man, these are so well done haha
@robertl9557 жыл бұрын
I took an edible before i knew about how they worked. I was a heavy smoker, took a 250mg edible because i kept eating it thinking it was only supposed to take an hour so i figured 250 wasnt that much. I found myself staring at my computer clicking the mouse in the same spot, i immediately realized i took too much. I went to lay down because it was too strong of a feeling, closing my eyes made it worse. Each time i would close my eyes I would see (in my head) a rainbow shooting through the pillow into darkness and gold coins were raining down from it. Craziest day ever, it lasted for about 20 hours and I havent had an edible since.
@Stoney-Jacksman4 жыл бұрын
'why would the cops call me?!' I just imagine Lee peeking out the window all stressed out after that call. Hahahahahha!!!!
@CZRXCZR7 жыл бұрын
Tremendously Powerful PaulToon!
@jasonmusic34 жыл бұрын
Yo Joe! The best thing to do is get blazed up and watch you guys on jre toons! So fuckin hilarious! The best!
@Miss_Annlaug7 жыл бұрын
This animation style is fantastic!!!!
@firstlast64375 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz cackling uncontrollably in the middle of his stories always kills me
@Outland90005 жыл бұрын
Joey knows how to tell a story and PaulyToon knows how to animate it.
@DeadLegMedia5 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is just coming into his prime and knowing he’s been in the game for so long, I can listen to him all day long
@alexbishop14574 жыл бұрын
"If the cops call, don't answer it"....."why would they call?"
@bigunk26675 жыл бұрын
Whoever animates these is a fucking BOSS. So funny I’m literally dying
@brettwilson3597 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Holy sh!t, Joey is freaking hilarious!
@slowLFX4 жыл бұрын
These are great content man! So addicting to watch even though I’ve already listened to most of the podcasts before. Good shit! Keep cranking them out.
@KryptoAcres7 жыл бұрын
I'd pay good $ to watch a full podcast worth. Release one once a month. Hilariously funny and the animations are spot on. Tremendous job on these shorts.
@RustinChole6 жыл бұрын
Homestead Preparedness hell I’d pay good $$$ to watch like, a season of 30 minute segments. They can’t be unaware of how quick that shit would blow up!
@nocomment14695 жыл бұрын
Just naturally one of the great story tellers
@Luuo737 жыл бұрын
these animations always make me laugh so hard
@Chris-ni2pc4 жыл бұрын
the best stories are joey diaz stories
@CronicGaming947 жыл бұрын
haha Joey Diaz is ridiculous. Aint no way i could get as fucked up as he does lol
@rakalu99947 жыл бұрын
ayyyyy lawf extra brotherhood
@rakalu99947 жыл бұрын
Let's be real, the only reason you voted for trump is for the free ticket back to Syria. Pffff...give me a break. The only women you'll be getting is the 72 virgins in paradise after you blow yourself up. I bet they'll be creaming their burkini pants for that pube infested face.
@rosettastoned47737 жыл бұрын
Not This Guy Again you're uglier than your inbred mutant looking dog
@patobrien40937 жыл бұрын
I would love to try
@gregfatass33416 жыл бұрын
Kerry Cronic Vlogs z I accept your challenge Joey
@EricAbroad3 жыл бұрын
Lee's face at the end is why I come back to this video over and over. Excellent!
@wingnut08377 жыл бұрын
My life is complete with these goddamn toons.
@BubblesBubbles4 жыл бұрын
My day just got 10000000000x better because I rewatched this after about 2 years.
@praisethesun697 жыл бұрын
dude.. i was thinking about this clip all day and laughing about it.. then i open youtube and it's a fucking jre toon. lost my shit. absolutely tremendous
@desnutz9013 жыл бұрын
I just found this so I'm very happy right now
@AlexCrockett7 жыл бұрын
wow my face hurts dont know what the internet would do without these!
@UrbanSasquatch2 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz needs his own toon show
@IconicMVz7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is already such a cartoon character.
@Jameslwilson893 жыл бұрын
The Joey toons never disappoint.
@BigDuttyDeezeHD7 жыл бұрын
Joey makes me feel normal lol
@mtvmadness9346 жыл бұрын
i've watched this 25 time in the past week and it is still entertaining
@boulerice-archives4 жыл бұрын
We need a Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz and Elon Musk episode lmao
@craigk3103 Жыл бұрын
“I had my back turned to them so they couldn’t see me” makes me so happy in a way
@caniican7 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love this animation some of the best entertainment I've ever seen in my life and I've seen a lot. I saw this original podcast so I'm familiar with what they're talking about but it's a magical combination Joey and Joe and also Joey's Antics with Lee just outrageous entertainment I love these guys stay safe but keep it up going to smoke a bowl and watch it again
@ximik4165 жыл бұрын
Joe's and Joey's podcasts cured my post meth depression.
@InnaVitamina7774 жыл бұрын
Godddd...I'm over here laughin,crying AND peeing my pants
@johnny-mnemonic133 жыл бұрын
Trans
@masterbigfoot6 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz's tolerance is legendary.
@loveforthe90s4 жыл бұрын
I love how defined joes characters physique is
@emilioidk20553 жыл бұрын
we need a whole episode like this
@jaysw4gga7 жыл бұрын
This shit be having me rolling!!
@SmokeymcJoint4206 жыл бұрын
Proper grammar, use it, you dummy.
@UrbanGamerBrigadeYT6 жыл бұрын
You be rolling huh
@Kostadin_Arolski5 жыл бұрын
You roll first, then i watch this
@sticktron6 жыл бұрын
The animation is so on point! Kudos. So fun.
@legendtaco14 жыл бұрын
My buddy ate 1000 mg thc edible and slept for 17 hours straight
@DoomBoy80004 жыл бұрын
Hahahah! That’s freakin crazy! 🤣 lol what happened after that?!
@ganjaman47554 жыл бұрын
17 hours? I was only asleep for like 6 hours after then woke up did another 1000😂
@AvatarRoku9994 жыл бұрын
was an indica edible lmao
@xzaveonalvarez2374 жыл бұрын
@The Dude What the fuck. Link. Now.
@Stoney-Jacksman4 жыл бұрын
@@ganjaman4755 junkie
@ryanlujan83023 жыл бұрын
The people who do these cartoons are fucking comedic geniuses lol
@TrapDaily7 жыл бұрын
This is the shit
@fc-qr1cy4 жыл бұрын
how can you not love Joey Diaz
@christianperez78466 жыл бұрын
"If the cops call you don't answer the phone!" "Why would the cops gonna call..." "I don't know. Just don't answer!"😂😅😂
@jasonvoorhees13164 жыл бұрын
These JRE cartoons are hilarious.
@Dr.Twizzz7 жыл бұрын
That is some of the funniest animation I've ever seen...
@Freedomlives332 жыл бұрын
AND A PEAR !!! Lmao 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@hammeringhank52717 жыл бұрын
"If the cops call you don't answer the phone." "Why would the cops call?" "Idk, but don't answer the fucking phone!"