Joey Diaz Tells Bert Kreischer How He Did Too Many Drugs Before Performing Stand Up

[@juvenilebean559]

“He was a wigger” how’d that go unnoticed I literally cried! 😂😂

[@snaker9er]

He was

[@austinwillis644]

Haha dude same

[@rhonin420]

I know right.

[@RJ-su3kl]

funniest shit 🤣🤣

[@ModernBeastx1]

I guess that's what they called white rappers back then.

[@eismndmsoaidhndmsm]

Cant believe joey has survived this long😂

[@drinkbleach1492]

He's got that mickey mantel (sp?) long strain DNA. (bert quote from the weightloss challenge)

[@Walruswhale]

ive met a lot of real bullshitters in my life, he doesnt strike me as one of them. theres probably a grain or two of truth in most of what he says. just my opinion.

[@krusher181]

He never shot heroin! That's about it!

[@kudosm7831]

it's bs. I've done pills and this guy talks out of his ass.

[@jessenicoletta4160]

Kieth Richards syndrome. That's what I'm callin it

[@robbieg4047]

“You don’t even need Cosby to show up just let nature do it’s work LMFAO” Joey is a Savage 😂

[@hunteralbers1449]

if he ate 30, 1mg Xanax then he matched my old daily habit. I don't remember a solid three years of my life. Don't do Xanax.

[@riffraff1880]

Hunter Albers yep, you were over prescribed too I see? I was taking 20-40mgs a day. Popping 5 bars at a time was nothing, tolerance was thru the roof, barely felt it. I’m still stuck on 1mg a day of whatever benzo I can find, I can’t fully quit. Any advice?

[@zzz-jj6zh]

@@riffraff1880 cycle all of your supplements/drugs. 3 weeks on/1 seek off. Prevents your body from building a tolerance.

[@riffraff1880]

DoNKeY a little too late now.... 10 year benzo habit going strong. I don’t even get high off the shit anymore. Seeing a dr tomorrow.

[@riffraff1880]

Mr. Meatballs lol geez thanks... and this is supposed to help me finally get off them how? 🤔

[@hunteralbers1449]

@@riffraff1880 i have never fully quit, just got my dosage under more control

[@eroc0918]

I'm thankful joey diaz lived through all that crazy shit, one of the best story tellers out there

[@Justin-rm6su]

"So here I am: 400 pounds, sweating profuciosly on stage..."

[@riffraff1880]

Justin I like how there’s just likes, and no comments lolol.

[@riffraff1880]

I must say.. someone on here said he looks like the mucinex booger!!!! Speaking on 400 pounds, I had to throw that out there!!! Hahaha

[@TheJoecardiff]

@@riffraff1880 Yes, same, and you just ruined that.

[@hooked16]

barbeque sauce on my titties

[@12345hka]

im so hammehd

[@justingraul4823]

"terry you're not gonna believe this i'm fucked up" i have a feeling she wasn't too surprised

[@Msjnhjjjj]

LOLLL

[@chrisclausen5447]

"You don't even have to call Bill Cosby"

[@laza_mma1052]

nature works it self here :D

[@evanabbott2737]

Hahahahahahahahaaaa

[@dawsonnichols3166]

Gotta love Uncle Joey he's just got endless stories. He's lived 1,000 lives

[@JMoisture]

Its people like Uncle Joey who are helping young people not go down the same path. I commend him

[@allanguzman9828]

“Terri, you’re not going to believe this...” 🤣🤣😂 Terri can definitely believe this.

[@jeffcornett1310]

I’m not exaggerating at all, I know this guy who in high school would eat 50 blue Xanax on a Friday night, We could buy them 100 for $100. I saw him passed out at a party once with blue streaks coming out his nose and mouth. His mom was a teacher at same school with my mom so we knew each other for long time. But his dad shot and killed his mom in their house when we were sophomores in high school, so I could understand why he wanted to forget life. He is doin good now believe it or not. Not dead anyways. London Kentucky has many stories like his

[@michaelangelo305s]

I wish the best to that guy

[@TheMichaelJoshua]

I was born in London, KY. Moved away when I was young but spent summers there all the way through high school.

[@colsoncustoms8994]

Sounds like most small towns in ky

[@Sloneyyy]

Letcher County Kentucky here man many of my close friends are still to this day hooked hard on bars it gets sad after so long when the withdrawal is honestly worse than dying after years usage

[@CatWith-AHat]

Sounds Tom's bit about shitty cities naming themselves after awesome cities.

[@TheHehe1223]

"One guy robbed the other guy, and the other guy hit the first guy in the head with a bamboo stick and that was the end of that" pfft I love how Joey just blows past that story.

[@NeverDauntedRadioNetwork]

clearly a murder took place. If you think about it, Joey Diaz is the Where's Waldo of crime. Pick any criminal scene and if you look hard enough, there's Joey.

[@SinaSyndrome]

Powerful Joey Diaz

[@CZRXCZR]

Powerful Comment

[@samwaters9848]

Powerful Reply

[@user-jq8pf4sl9o]

+Sam Waters Powerful conversation

[@YPeezy]

Stfu all tree of yall

[@bobbyboucher1855]

Powerful nut that i just busted 2 years later

[@goonytunes4119]

You know things are getting serious when you start sweating profusiously

[@bleucheesze]

Episode 409, ironically thats the area code of Beaumont

[@jasondraughon8825]

I live in Beaumont ....pretty accurate.

[@r1pperduck]

Jason Draughon just moved from nederland. Pretty shady areas around Beaumont.

[@poopedcheetah2]

He definitely bought coke from the brotherhood in vidor

[@g-money2433]

Jason Draughon Beaumont in the house.

[@jakewhitehead4911]

409 gang ya know what’s up

[@brycewickl8952]

409 still around anyone?

[@MyVincent1987]

I've had so many experiences with valium and xanax.. exactly like he said one minute it's Tuesday then boom !!! Its saturday !!

[@LolZzzz7]

Trizzle Hizzle this isnt the channel for you, get the fuck off it.

[@DanielLand12345]

Trizzle Hizzle might not be cool, but these stories are more likely to discourage taking it. I’m sure as fuck never trying it after reading this

[@IPlayOneOnT.V.]

Joey Diaz said, "....Saturday, then Thursday."

[@tomwallhead6950]

@Trizzle Hizzle hes not bragging

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@Trizzle Hizzle - God, shut up

[@clipsedrag13]

Joey diaz: blah blah 30 Valium Every addict ever: preach brother 🙏

[@michaelmorgan6674]

ahhhh good ol valium, nothing better.

[@MV12267]

20 mg valium, 10 mg edible, 6 beers and you'll disappear for a good day

[@techmedia1360]

@@MV12267 10 mg edible? hope ur not talkin about cannabis

[@godhandvoid9795]

@@stinkypete5558 People have different tolerances. I've seen people tripping their balls off from a 20 mg edible, and I've eaten 100 mg of dispensary edibles and barely felt it.

[@patrickgarcia3482]

"One guy rubbed the other guy and the other guy hit him with the bamboo thing" haha what??!!

[@SamSveistrup]

I don’t remember it but your comment got me laughing

[@chenugent]

“I already got the 8 ball, it’s fuckin beeeeige” 😂

[@devinsicard5046]

“Tremendous” 😂😂😂everytime I hear it it’s like a switch goes off I loose it lmaoooo

[@buildinit6523]

QUALLUDES NEED TO MAKE A COMEBACK

[@MrDannyboyFL]

Buil Dinit grab the luuuudddeeessss

[@bababooeydude]

Lemons

[@sharinganchidori100]

YES

[@krich451]

They still have them in south africa. I dont think they call them quaaludes but its still methaqualone.

[@sarikatimmi]

Buil Dinit yo agreed

[@Cableread1213]

Just hearing this story gave me anxious diarrhea. Hearing him explain the beige blow liquified my bowels Hahahaha

[@frankc4364]

Oh dude me and many ppl I've known would start shaking or feel like ugtta shit when you know your about to do some good blo

[@shlankbank]

@@frankc4364 I love kicking it with them mfs because you feel like god compared to everyone else 😂😂

[@tricore2567]

benzo's are fucking ruthless

[@nlocks6941]

You don’t even need cosby to show up 😂😂😂 I just fell on the floor laughing

[@johnsorzano]

It was “beiiiiige, it was beiiiiige” LOL

[@ottawafromabove]

4:58 Uncle Joey was “sweatin profuciously” 😂

[@shampoo768]

I am shocked I haven't heard Joey on a single storytelling podcast. He has so many good ones! I guess he doesn't want to do it, but it would be amazing.

[@LTKK]

Look up his episodes on The Honeydew Podcast

[@johnanderson2320]

Benzos benzos benzos.... I cant stress enough how dangerous those damn things are. Not only the drug itself also the fact that you cant pace them like other drugs. One can usually gauge when enough is enough. Not with benzos. You take a couple feeling good then ur thinking I could take another. Then you wake up days later wondering wtf happend and all you have to go on is what's left of your fragmented memory. Had a couple of terrible experiences with them. Completely on auto pilot both times. Friends and other witnesses had to tell me. Talk about a terrible feeling waking up in jail hoping you didn't fuckin accidentally kill someone. It happens. House wives waking up in jail not knowing why they are there until there lawyer comes to talk to them. Come to find out they stabbed their husband 71 times in his sleep. Hahah luckily my experience weren't on that level. Maybe a wreck and a dwi. Now imagine trying to defend oneself when you cant even recall what actually happened. Hahah I can laugh now but sure as hell wasnt when I woke up in a hospital or in jail. Everything is ok in moderation. Not benzos there is no moderation. One cant gauge where the black out line is and ride the wave. You either fall asleep or black out and run around the city making a fool of yourself. Take heed to this comment. Especially young people who might be in the experimental phase. Leave benzos out of it. Especially if your a drinker aswell.

[@johnchance2340]

Damn, I'm just a few miles up the road. Glad Joey walked outta Beaumont. Especially in those days. Lol

[@g-money2433]

John Chance 409

[@1pt21gw]

It’s good to see Joey now on the joint. He seems happier and healthier.

[@russellpaloor1408]

Love the edit at 6:02 He was about to tell on himself.

[@ConorWalker03]

I did a bunch of vals one time at my mates and I woke up the next day at 5:30pm 🤣 my dad had called me a bunch of times and each time I would pick up and he’d tell me we had dinner at 7. Every single time I’d say “yeah I’m coming home now” and then completely forget after about 10 minutes 🤣 when I finally came through, I couldn’t account for the past 2 days of my life

[@fins2334]

Sweating profuseciously 😂😂😂

[@mitchellhuebel]

“Neighborhood outside of Beaumont” definitely Vidor😂

[@MG-gb1hc]

I took Xanax every day for a couple of years with Ambien. When you stop you hear this nonstop ringing sound in your ears for a few days. It's a trip because the sound would change pitch every so often, and I would bust out laughing because it sounded so funny.

[@ItsGJ1]

Mark G dude thats fuckin scary

[@MG-gb1hc]

MrThehammer171 I've had a couple "experienced it and I wouldn't want my worst enemy to experience it" moments.

[@wawzi6669]

Mark G reminds me of checking people's pulses after a crazy night of xans and booze

[@Rickytan3858]

You withdrawal like a fucking champ dude

[@maxjames8149]

Mark G That funny sound was actually the sound of your soul cry as it is beaten and broken and killed, or nearly killed

[@tedtitus8457]

For those that don't know... that Slade Ham guy he keeps talking about has his own amazing podcast called the Whiskey Brothers. Check it out its seriously the funniest fucking thing on the internet.

[@michaeltalbot7779]

Joey Diaz did drugs? He never mentioned it!

[@barrydeegan9170]

Rumour has it he used to do cocaine

[@nahbruh6957]

Barry Deegan such a lovable character like him? Never,

[@chiefcaptn1922]

@@nahbruh6957 lol pure rumor

[@laza_mma1052]

Phil Leotardo did 20 fuckin' years. He never mentioned it though.

[@SpeedlPN]

Nah, the directors would have at the very least hinted at it......

[@ohnjay1973]

It's definitely a life lived, Joey is tops

[@TheAlienCinemaShow]

A podcast about joey diaz's crazy stories? Fucking genius

[@J.dangelomusic]

When he whispers " im fuckin hammered" hahaha

[@frozenlake1215]

I'm learning more about chemistry than I ever did in high school

[@Dementia.Pugilistica]

“That was the last memory of that weekend” proceeds to tell the story in great detail lol

[@bengalitucktuck]

I did 60 valiums in a weekend, went to work on Tuesday thinking it was Monday. #bitofamess

[@BIGDICK242]

benzo's are the devil

[@goldsmithstudent]

bengalitucktuck I blacked out on 10,s and came too paralyzed on my left side

[@cjware316]

Are you OK now? How long until you regained control?

[@Turk_2023]

They make you steal at gas stations

[@brunsta234]

bengalitucktuck I have taken green xanax and forgot whole weekends

[@evanabbott2737]

“Cosby doesn’t even have to show up...”🤣

[@hourplastic4546]

I idolize you, used to have blackout benzo experiences like that in college all the time wish I could go back

[@beanholder3634]

Idolising drug abuse is pretty fuckin stupid. When you black out, what's the point? You don't remember shit and feel like ass the next day

[@justenbates9985]

Bro I dont care how many times I ask this. How is Joey alive. Not even gonna use a question mark. Almost is even rhetorical. This man is mystic

[@CPBreezy80]

Just hearing about Joey doing all these drugs is giving me an anxiety attack 🤣😂

[@arjanpetersen]

Yes it is insane.... I can’t really imagine

[@thomastennison852]

What were you doing in Beaumont? That's a small show. Glad you have done so well.

[@guycalgary7800]

I would of loved this story if I heard it when I was in my twenties , now that I’m in my late forties ... it just makes me tired lol

[@blockbanger1047]

In the beginning of the story Joey mentions Slade Hamm. . hes a comedian from Houston. . i drove limousines in San Antonio for 5 years and met Slade one night. . he was super kool and more real then the headliner Godfrey. . feels kinda kool to be loosely connected.

[@HammarHeart]

Joey “400 Pounds and Sweatin’ Profuciously” Diaz

[@MisticMidnightToker420]

Beaumont TX is sketchy everywhere now lol. I used to live there and in the surrounding areas.

[@skylee4961]

Called my mom goober after eating oxys

[@bandccoresohio]

I miss them....

[@DanielLopez-fj9yz]

Uncle Joey always has a great story

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

At the end Bert mentions that benzos are the hardest to detox off of... I've heard that as well. People that came off of years of heavy heroin use saying that the withdrawal from that was a walk in the park compared to the withdrawal they had after only a few months of using Xanax recreationally.

[@drinkbleach1492]

Dustin Rodriguez it is the worst shit possible. I am a disabled veteran and I was on Benzos and opiates for 4 years! everyday! I had to be hospitalized after they took me off of them. I was awake 7 days and started hallucinating just from that. I had a seizure and was hospitalized for a week. that shits no good. I moved to Colorado and I only eat edibles and dab now. Fuck the plant, I NEED the by products to actually get relief. the plant is "cute," recreational shit.

[@DustinRodriguez1_0]

music fungus It continues to baffle me why doctors can't simply accept addiction as a side effect of the drugs, and then plan to deal with it. It's not rocket science. Someone who needs to be on painkillers or benzos for awhile will become dependent. It's not evil, that's just how the body works. People on SSRI antidepressants and such are heavily dependent as well. Addiction is not inherently bad, it's only bad when it leads to other problems. Anyone on drugs that cause dependence for a significant amount of time should have a plan formulated ahead of time for tapering them off of the drugs once they are no longer needed. Even if it takes 6 months of taking gradually reducing dosages, isn't that better than just dropping them in the deep end of withdrawal?

[@silvereagle90000]

Dustin Rodriguez It's in their literature that the drugs they prescribe don't have addictive properties, as well as nothing to build tolerance. Even though this goes against the most basic of understanding of human synapses. I've literally had multiple doctors tell me that both Klonopin and Adderall don't build tolerance, produce no withdrawal, and can't cause addiction. I wish I could have seen them sitting in a chair shaking like a jackhammer, on the verge of a sezuire from my "no withdrawal" drugs like I had to go through.

[@cole590]

Dustin Rodriguez apparently none of you have detoxed off methadone

[@abdalhadifitouri131]

Dustin Rodriguez benzos and alcohol have the highest mortality rate from withdrawal, followed by heroin and not much else

[@anttr4601]

I used to pop roxys and somas, to where u talk all slowmo and cant stop shaking. On the weekend I get loaded at night, as soon as i woke up do it again and by the time it was Monday and is have to slow down a bit, it would feel like the weekend was literally just a dream. All bad

[@savagej7087]

Blacked out of xans/beer/coke before. Robbed a gas station aswell...We gta talk Joey

[@Unknown-Ways]

The Dude Xanz and coke are hella of Mix

[@furiousog3670]

Stf up

[@SteveJobbed]

Joey always citing The Longest Yard

[@ST-ip7sg]

6:03 whoa whoa what happened there? Theres some shit missing Lee!!

[@blakejosephhh]

Beaumont Texas! I live 30 mins from there, I'm there like every week lol

[@Blitzerino]

Beaumont, Texas. 2005.

[@nelymarcantel4965]

Man it sucks knowing Joey MFKN Diaz was partying his ass off in Beaumont, Tx. I'm an hour down the road in Lake Charles, Louisiana. I would've definitely partied with Uncle Joey back in the day. I probably would've died but what a way to go.

[@justindza]

This man has to blend his stories together. There's no way you remember one distinct drug situation so much when you did it all the time

[@nickkriebel1884]

🤦‍♂️ 🤦‍♂️

[@LANGI902]

Just try and enjoy yourself bro

[@justindza]

@@LANGI902 the man is a professional storyteller. Not hating

[@Jabootylolz]

@@justindza "Never let the truth get in the way of a good story"

[@alnobleman2884]

​@@JabootylolzWhatever in the Disney channel fuck that means

[@sssethaaadams5601]

Joey is literally Invincible he cant die

[@eichbienyermaw]

I went to rehab for a crazy Heroin addiction, but I failed to mention that I had been taking between 300 and 500mg of Valium a day for the past 2 or 3 years. Big mistake! I was doing it cold turkey and, holy fucking shit, the Heroin was a breeze to come off of compared to the benzos. I was taking fits, having seizures, anxiety attacks that would down an elephant and all sorts of other terribly god awful horrible shit, I genuinely thought I was gonna die. The rehab was in the middle of nowhere, It was a bank holiday weekend and the ferry service was off so they couldn't even drive me to the hospital or call an ambulance. One of the worst experiences of my life.

[@haunted5311]

Yeah dude, most people scoff at me when I mentioned how horrific my benzo withdrawal experience was, they'd be so convinced that it must be way easier to get off than heroin. How wrong they were. It's so bad that PTSD is a possible side effect and many other withdrawal side effects have a very real chance of killing you unlike heroin withdrawals. Shit's pure evil, glad you got clean brother, I'm 3+ years clean now

[@eichbienyermaw]

@@haunted5311 Really, really glad to hear that! What a great comment to wake up to, on a Monday morning🥳👍 Keep it going dude! I relapsed round about the time I wrote that, but it was a one and done thing, took a few Xanax, then all bets were off, who knows what happened after that, but I woke up covered in cuts and bruises, with my Pastor looking over me, calling naw an idiot🤦🏻‍♂️ Been clean since that day. I know it’s not for everyone, but I found God and He’s gotten me through everything, He’s completely transformed my life!

[@haunted5311]

@@eichbienyermaw yeah man I relapsed, about a couple months after being completely off it, just one time. It was a total lapse in judgement but I was basically confirming that I hate that drug and solidifying why I should stay off of it. I only took 1 pill with zero tolerance with no intentions of taking more than that small dose. I felt uncomfortably lazy and zombied, I didn't feel good, I felt mildly content with doing and feeling basically nothing. It was boring and felt like a complete waste of the day, and that's when I knew 100% that I'd never relapse again and it's the shittiest drug and the biggest waste of time and money. I'm currently (mildly) an alcoholic but it's not given me more than a few minor problems compared to that benzo shit, and I don't black out/lose control or experience any bad withdrawals. Good job staying off it man the grip of that addiction relentlessly holds you tight, I personally needed help from a doctor to get off it after 4 years of abuse.

[@eichbienyermaw]

@@haunted5311 yeah, that was the same for me, it just reaffirmed how much I hated those drugs!! I’ve never had a problem with alcohol, well, prior to heroin, I was on my way to dependency, but I stopped drinking for the most part when I got a habit. That’s a tough nut to crack, but you got off benzos and opiates/opioids, so you know you have that strength within you. If you don’t mind, I’ll pray for you! I know how I used to feel about Faith, I mean, I was an atheist right up until the second I was Saved!💯 Through God is the only way I’ve ever seen people truly, truly set free from that life though. Praying that you find that too, my friend!

[@bigmir9233]

I love seeing these two together

[@danehales2021]

I did a bottle of 1 mg xans in five minutes ( i know it’s a death sentence) and don’t even remember a week and my family said my skin and eyes where so grey they started planning my funeral

[@definitelynotNan]

its very hard to od on alprazolam

[@MinnesotaLoyal]

Benzos where made specifically to be very difficult to over dose on, as they were made as repeacment for barbiturates. That being said they are hard to OD on when taken alone, when mixed with other depressants like alchoal or pain medication it becomes one of the easiest. As I've personally taken 60+ mg of Xanax in a night, your much more likely to die for the stupid bull shit you pull thinking your invincible then ever being able to eat enough Xanax to be toxic enough to have body shut down, as most ppl are wellllllll beyond passed out after 6mg.

[@callanc3925]

@@MinnesotaLoyal mmmm never let a dude fall asleep after a heavy night on the piss and a fuck ton of benzos because thats a great way to stop breathing in your sleep

[@bobbyboucher1855]

Yea i drank a pint of fireball 1 night and ate 10 2mg klonz and busted my head open on the tub tryna pee pee

[@haunted5311]

@@MinnesotaLoyal yeah dude a more likely way to die than an actual overdose is deciding to go for a joyride for example. All the dumb shit I've ever done in my life had Alprazolam or some other benzo involved with it.

[@orangecanarazia2755]

i was like "where the fuck are bert's eyes, man"

[@johnnyk.2911]

"Profusesly"

[@bradsmith1493]

For someone who did so many drugs joey has such a great memory

[@starlightandsparkletalents8918]

I love that his adventures with drugs parallel mine and my best friend's. Only thing I would oppose is that snorting for the first time was a beautiful experience and I've never felt guilty about it.

[@5.7x28mm_fn]

That little town behind Beaumont tx he talking about is called Nederland my hometown, then it is Port Arthur and that's where UGK Is from

[@poopedcheetah2]

Definitely bought coke from the brotherhood in vidor

[@geocitygt77703]

When you're Trill you're real. Beaumont since 95. Joey is a real one too

[@timperry822]

More people need to subscribe to Joey man.

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Been there. In the moment you're like "fuck yeah, this is awesome, constant party" but then you look back on it years later and the only times you really remember are the ODs and the withdrawals - you barely remember the highs or the good times you had or the so called "friends" you made

[@robertrigertjr.4943]

Joey is an asshole 9 + years telling these idiotic drug glorification storys. Drugs are pure evil and anyone who has wasted parts of life by getting sucked into the lie knows,and he does to, that makes him a liar.

[@parr40]

Xan-Za-Bar!!! Sheeeesh them bars are no joke son FrFr

[@raindance74]

Love Joey but why does he whisper all his stories?

[@yasirzainal1]

raindance74 all interesting stories should be whispered when they r told

[@54handdrives]

raindance74 Whispering is a technique that forces the listener to lean forward and pay close attention. People instinctively enjoy being whispered to, it's like being told a secret which makes people feel cool and exclusively priveleged. it plays on peoples' desire to be in the ingroup vs the outgroup. Duh.

[@penelope3506]

Cause they’re so salacious they need to be whispered.

[@rushpittsburgh4]

@@54handdrives saying duh at the end ruined it

[@54handdrives]

@@rushpittsburgh4 it's the risk one takes

[@victordejung5675]

He was in Vidor, TX a sundown ⛅️ town!

[@OfficalMrBlue]

You got a story wait for Joey to interupt to say he did it or did it better.

[@johnsheetz6639]

Coffee ,coffee shower,erk off that's my Tuesday!

[@stealthygamerz]

Dude looks like keemstar

[@SquishArcana]

Ty Joey for still using wigger lmao😂

[@patrickmccutcheon8860]

My buddy in college had a room mate that would snort Xanax and shoot opiates. I'd come over to smoke some green and his room mate would be absolutely zombified on the couch, wouldn't even look up when I'd walk in. I didn't wanna get into that shit, I'd rather smoke a bowl and laugh for a few hours.

[@diychad7268]

i feel like we missed the best part in the part that was cut out bout 3/4 the way thru the video

[@Gray-rl7yg]

Sssssssaameeee.

[@lifeinthefastlane8242]

When coughs I can only imagine the lung butter haha 🤤 funny bastard lmao.

[@diogenesofsinope6502]

Joey is the American dream personified

[@jacobmortimore]

Benzos and booze are the fking worst for memory loss

[@stannats2637]

Joey Diaz is a queens of the Stone Age song

[@Diakonov29]

Did 3 bars of Xanax many moons ago. Forget the whole day except for driving. I remember the beginning of the ride, then I blacked out. I went 5 miles without remembering, then I woke up after hitting a curb going 40 mph through an old parking lot. Careened into a pickup truck, and stalled out in a fuckin junk car lot, where the car was buried, rest in peace. Not a fuckin scratch. Lucky bitch I was.

[@thedude7726]

kvngip as a dc4 owner this story hurt my feelings. glad you are ok bro

[@damndevin3682]

kvngip yeah so many people fall victim to it, learned my lesson with that shit, blacked out after being out all night and totalled my bmw, airbag caused a scar across my eyebrow other than that, thank god nobody was hurt

[@bluejean4882]

Damn Devin I've never gotten behind the wheel on one. Hell I only took a half of one. Turned into a kleptomaniac lol. Stole 2 tips jars. Perfume silverware dvds shoes etc. shit was crazy when I woke up and had all this shit spilling outta my purse😂. Ate three bags of those gummy lifesavers though.thats all I wanted while on those fuckers

[@Meekmillan]

kvngip :/ wrecked my gen coupe first time trying that shit. Brand new and had it for 2 months

[@vincentluna6865]

One time I blacked out on Xanax and shop lifted a gang of protein bars at 3am. Woke up with the car full of protein bar wrappers.

[@mrvader24]

Joey Diaz is the truth.

[@juvenromero3715]

Sweating perfushisly crew checking in

[@jayare6975]

Lmao perfewshiss gang

[@lipglosskitten26]

Bert is like ... holy fuck, man!!

[@loserguy1022]

I was addicted to benzos hardcore. Popped xannies all day. Used to love the green Hulks. (2 mg bars) Was prescribed Klonopin for eleven years as well. When it came time to go off benzos I had to go off cold turkey. I absolutely couldn't sleep. I didn't sleep at all for like a week and when I did get sleep it was in the form of micro naps (where your brain is so depleted you pass out during the day without realizing it). That led to an inability to differentiate between dreams and reality. I'd wake up freaking the fuck out bc I thought the dreams were real and happened previous to my passing out (when I did sleep). Also had a grand mal seizure during this time. I've now been off any and all benzos for a year and a half. Took a long ass time and damn near killed me, but I did it. I still have insomnia problems every now and then due to severe anxiety to this day. Stay away from benzos kiddos.

[@rifffatkins7704]

Cutting off benzos cold turkey is never a good idea, just asking for a seizure.

[@loserguy1022]

@@rifffatkins7704 Exactly! Tell my old doctor that, he's the reason I had to go off cold turkey. Didn't even taper me down or take me off them slowly, just bam refused to fill them. And as a doctor I'm sure he knew full well the risks involving a seizure, guess he just didnt give a fuck.

[@Michael-vx4ui]

"Friday night I was GONE!"

[@benjaminmontes5501]

When you know about that color and smell you’ve had some good coke haha

[@drew-horst]

Saturday-thursdays are always difficult

[@t24mack]

I’m a white guy, but you gentiles as Joey says crack me up. You think his stories are bullshit because you didn’t grow up around people like this. I grew up in the Bronx and literally know like 5 people like him

[@jdeez69]

This dude is a real rockstar