Joey Diaz Steals His Neighbor’s Paycheck

TCOWHN # 589 - Donovan Patton
Joey Diaz and Lee Syatt
• The Church Of What's H...
#JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor

[@robertluengas513]

“In 1993, I’m living in Boulder.”

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

You know it's gonna be tremendous when Joey busts out the time and place....

[@robertluengas513]

Crazy Joe Davola Yeah.

[@MattKismet]

Robert Luengas Boulder is fun but idk how he kept getting by cops

[@m.a.4949]

@@MattKismet bro. Take it with a grain of salt. Or ten

[@MattKismet]

Max A ?

[@austinlaverdure6348]

“He’s on heroin and it’s a Sunday” lmfao

[@moonrock5324]

talk about a lazy Sunday

[@anthonysmalawipredators8794]

Lmfao I thought the presentation of that line was perfect. Really set the scene

[@clownworld5474]

Setting the scene 🤣

[@RawOlympia]

He's a Velvet Underground song ~

[@IpswichRobert]

Haha great observation

[@bandana4814]

"I would take 2 packs of bubbalicious" Ight ima head out.....

[@c9hr0ni4c]

LMAO I saw this comment before I heard it and was wondering wtf 😂

[@Mikefame3]

🤣🤣🤣

[@CelestialWoodway]

People can and have been arrested for doing that.

[@zach1339]

@@CelestialWoodway if you’re black

[@musicman123ization]

Lmao right I was like Joey talked about heroine and buying and 8ball then dude said I took two packs of bubbalicious and put one back

[@agarion101]

Joey : I robbed $800 from a family and got away with it flawlessly Friends : I shoplifted gum once

[@theassman585]

And i stole from st4rawberries

[@1nvisible1]

*After my dad died in a car accident my mom eventually found a new boyfriend. He was a nice guy and she was working two jobs to save money to move out of the city when she found out she had bone cancer. She had just given notice to both jobs that she was leaving and mom, myself, and the new boyfriend, were driving to his hometown in Nebraska the next day so she could die with dignity and I could have a family after she was gone. We had a little weber bbq and were cooking some burgers when someone robbed us. The money was gone and so were our options. The new boyfriend ended up moving back to Nebraska without us. Mom died two years later and I spent the next eight years in foster care. They were alright I guess. I still miss my mom.*

[@agarion101]

@@1nvisible1 I’m really sorry from the bottom of my heart man, I hate to think the thought of losing my mom

[@nicholasyebra1988]

@@1nvisible1 I'm really really sorry to hear that, such a horrible situation

[@Nathantooit]

@@1nvisible1 rip to your mother

[@PizzleTheClown]

Everytime Lee talks it sounds like someone is tickling his feet under the desk and he's trying not to laugh

[@oswurth8774]

Yeah dudes beta 😂

[@Diabolica843]

Lmfaoo

[@Cheaplinx]

ong bruh 😭

[@movietime1185]

“If your walking on ice, you might as well dance” some wise words right here...

[@timshark6315]

Hell yeah

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Really? Cause you should walk carefully on ice not dance. Otherwise the ice breaks and you plunge into the frigid water. Dumb fucks.

[@Jux1401]

Very old saying but it rains true. Most of the time it works.

[@Izz.yG24]

Joey is talking about real thievery and these buffoons are talking about stealing gum and tic tacs smh

[@Unmedicated_Moments]

Izzy G Dude why are you gatekeeping thievery lmfao

[@Sharaxisful]

3C-FD look out its a reddit dweller

[@pnwtaste2685]

3C-FD 😂

[@salemram15]

I was thinking the exact same thing.

[@johnchaney9100]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@RM-cv5xu]

These Muppets talking to Joey about bubble gum and tic tacs. Joey looks like hes about fall asleep.

[@slugzlugz6398]

Whenever you hear "I'm living in Boulder" you know it's a damn crazy story

[@TheDailyCrafting]

" So yeah i got 7 hundred and bought some coke.." " I stole a pack of gum once"

[@mtchll4bandz]

Joey “Where is her purse” Diaz

[@PonySlaystati0n]

Joey calculates the money he would get from stealing like Jason Bourne remembers number plates.

[@peerpont8986]

When Joey is gone, his story's will life forever.

[@peerpont8986]

@Jordan Garlock live its dog

[@peerpont8986]

@Jordan Garlock you love i

[@dr.green.]

@Jordan Garlock Joey doesn't say it like that dawg

[@gamehardy]

Legends dont die

[@laylow91cabrera94]

Peer Pont yea his live will be celebrated

[@jacobmortimore]

This man has lived enough for a hundred lifetimes.

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

Yeah... 99 & a half of them as a bum

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

You can say this as a comment in other stories Mort, but what makes you say this on a vid about some bummish minor thievery? Are you that lifeless? Thats sad man

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

Don't get me wrong.. I enjoy em..but this man tells you himself that he'd shoplift tampons to cash in to buy a bit of coke... Then he makes vids with titles 'joey tells dealers how to deal'..& stuff like that... really

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

@Austin Batton that comment didn't even makes sense

[@KK-bk3dm]

@@SuperGrimupnorth well he is an idiot

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

Joey 'I'd steal a box of tampons' to flip Diaz

[@crazyjoedavola5430]

@prickaso - So is your handle

[@timshark6315]

I don’t trust anything that bleeds once a month and doesn’t die

[@MTGMitch]

Lee "Free Mini Pizza" Syatt

[@Sin.Atonement]

Joe has the story of 1000 men lol

[@stitcha123]

Mostly bullshit tho

[@herb1275]

He has 50+ years with +/-100 stories a year. So of course

[@josoece3483]

You never noticed how much Joey likes movies? Some of those stories ended up mashed into 90`s Boulder for sure. But way he talks, I`d forgive it if it is all 100% bs

[@Poopoobrigade]

He talks a lot of bullshit. Prob learned that in prison. His stories are all mostly bs/fluff

[@austenbrown9549]

vxk.ca Its just the lifestyle he found himself living lol, it’s good for us now but not for him then lol.

[@jakcough]

Imagine trying to piggy back joeys story with the fact you took a pack of gum.

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

Couldn't be me lol

[@robertfernandez5846]

Joey had to break out the hats with the proppellers on them for these guys!!!

[@MrLilpaul3]

LOL

[@user-nu6tc1ot1o]

💀💀

[@IIEthanGamingII]

Lmaoo

[@lioncvet21]

Lmaoooo

[@niteshades_promise]

"once youre walking on ice you mite as well dance." such wisdom🍻

[@gmb7200]

It's always nice to hear Joey branch out into new topics and stories

[@user-du4pk9bu9g]

When did he do that??! Lol

[@thedoomslayer2468]

@Duplicitous Taint Palabra😆

[@what-a-life8097]

Everybody: "then you're weird, unless you wana wear a mask all the time" ....... Corona Virus 2020: Hold my mask

[@juanestevas6488]

This is what I came to the comments to see

[@hddonut6476]

“Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time” this didn’t age well lol

[@newerest1]

Nah, only the weird cowards are still wearing masks. Aged perfect

[@sauceboss3901]

@@newerest1 do you wear shoes? If so you’re a coward. Real humans walk barefoot. See how dumb ur argument is?

[@uunconqueredsol]

@@sauceboss3901 There’s no reason to wear a mask, there’s a reason to wear your shoes you idiot

[@strxdn1125]

@@sauceboss3901 how is that any type of comparison? One keeps your feet clean and the other doesn’t do shit for your health

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@strxdn1125 facts

[@GTshortStories]

“That’s how we lived” Joey Diaz. Love his stories.

[@brendanokeefe4906]

GTshortStories almost had it

[@Avyboy28]

Joey “like a docta” Diaz ladies and gentlemen!!!!

[@savvyspades7474]

Joey 'When I see the needles I'm out of there' Diaz

[@TommyVercettisGamingNews]

Great philosophy

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@TommyVercettisGamingNews As a recovered H addict, it really is lol

[@dannydanko4627]

Lees been totally corrupted by Joey, its been fun to watch 😂😂

[@PhysicsXL]

tremendous

[@domboy8080]

Lee “what drug were you selling at the age of 5” Syatt

[@timshark6315]

Heroin cut with melatonin. They said that’s some good shit

[@1DesMac]

Joey”That’s how we lived”Diaz

[@Armando_Brown32]

“Once you’re walking on ice, you might as well fucking dance.” Epic quote...

[@timshark6315]

Yea son

[@c9hr0ni4c]

It still blows my mind how Joey can remember dates and years in a drug fogged past.

[@shempthedog8923]

Rue Glock that’s the crazy thing about drug memory, you’ll remember the tiniest details but fuck up the main part of the story a lil bit.

[@JayAR_YT]

You dont forget years, you just gotta remember them.

[@williamhoward1268]

He is embeishig on the years

[@c9hr0ni4c]

@@shempthedog8923 That's not how my drug memory works lol I can't even tell you the years I did what. The stories I DO remember, i remember. But I could never tell you the dates, or even the year and I'm 20+ years younger than Joey lol but i feel ya

[@leevonm7069]

I kinda get this. I may be off by a year or so but can place most of my dumbass drug stories within a few years

[@savagewendigo8936]

Joey "Rob 'Em Blind" Diaz

[@ranxerox692008]

A spiderman sense, but for thieving...Lee finally said something funny.

[@JesusMartinez-oy7qe]

I am so surprised Joey never got the living shit beat out of him for the things he did

[@JimChristopherGovea]

A gay guy beat his ass once lol

[@chiefwawawa]

@@JimChristopherGovea that fight companion is like top 5 podcast episode ngl

[@Leonardo-or1ll]

@@JimChristopherGovea Nunez’s uncle

[@timshark6315]

Everyone takes a beating

[@cemeterywind6082]

I remember a story of his on Joe Rogan. When he was in his hellraising days, he tried to beat up/ mug a gay dude and got his ass beat....he said he really underestimated the dude Hahahaha

[@moep.8578]

Sitting here, hitting the bong of dettt.. in a hot garage..listening to Boulda stories from uncle Joey ,,, wouldn’t have it any other way

[@cotyarcieri9916]

I’ve heard these stories soo many times but gotta go back and listen every now and then to level me out

[@SativaHigh]

I love how the little guys are sharing their stories to fit in with uncle Joey 😆

[@Dashsimpson]

Your Hot

[@pronounshismajesty3542]

@@Dashsimpson I throat did her

[@timshark6315]

To be the man you have to beat the man

[@Ch4rlz_ThA_Princ3]

​@@timshark6315 WHOOOOO!

[@markmoncada9438]

Bro when Joey Diaz says “ U know me dawg” 😭I always laugh

[@metalband]

6:34 Lee's point about going to share a burger with the lady after loooooooooool

[@scribeslendy595]

"Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" Damn, that one hits hard lmao

[@sneakysealpuptv9379]

I love how Joey's stories teach me how to navigate the city. 😂

[@ortho4542]

"unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" lmfao

[@ortho4542]

were livin it now buddy

[@ShutUpCatProductions]

Lee is so lucky he didn’t know Joey 30 years ago 😂

[@Ali-mw6zj]

“It was the year 1991” you know its gona be another banger story from Joey 😂😂😂

[@kandiwolfe1125]

I am a 61 year old, native Nebraskan liv9ing north bbn of Denver, Colorado for the last twenty years and l must tell you l cannot even begin ty o imagine what life was like for you!! Geezuztitz.....!! Thanks for sharing your life stories with us! Peace to all!!

[@mongoemaniac247]

Joey “I’ll never forget this” Diaz

[@badlt.8029]

Joey “I’ll keep this short” Diaz. Lol. Good stuff!

[@tommyjreshelmanll7558]

Imagine being in the same room with Joey for an hour bruh my life would be altered in so many ways 😂

[@ellocods7943]

lol joey was such a fkg sleeze ball 😂 love it

[@JesusMartinez-oy7qe]

I love him with all my heart Joey Diaz

[@josephlopez4358]

"unless you wanna wear a mask all the time" hahah 2021 the year of hitting licks.

[@avgardener]

“Unless you wanna wear a mask all the time” lol

[@sw0re0]

9:51 they said yeah exactly in sync😂

[@selamneway5939]

This is perfect for that nice guy that trusts too much, don’t trust anyone. My guy thank you 🙏

[@Martinez_Got_Jokes]

Joey was out here selling tampons😂

[@Jbkbmx]

Lee ‘gum heist’ syatt

[@tonystarks7677]

Joey talks about shit like it was just yesterday......🤣 " the small twenty"🤛🏾😭💪🏿

[@jlr9646]

Joey Diaz your a legend! All the way from England mate

[@lowercasetwan]

Joey, "I wasn't even talkin' at 5," Diaz. Hard to imagine Joey not talking. lol.

[@Tom_Van_Zandt]

Goddamn...I could listen to Joey ramble on about random shit all day.

[@djwhite7126]

“Then your the guy that’s wearing a mask” 😭😭😭2020

[@darrenchadsdawick8397]

Joey commits felony level theft Lee steaks bubble licious and tic tac haha 😂

[@TurnupAC]

The sound Lee makes around 6:40 Tremendous!

[@chiefkeef8902]

My dad is 55 and has so mant stories. Not as wild at uncle Joey's, but definitely crazy....my dad was selling ounces of weed at 12 and pounds at 18 lol he grew up in Chicago. That to me sounds wild

[@PittheadX]

What a meagre story to tell infront of The Greatest Diaz

[@nillababes98]

Joey “go get the car” diaz

[@Femalesubmissive18]

At 5! Boy does that story bring back some memories!!!

[@tazgroceries4309]

Respect bro from Sheffield England 🇬🇧 you top lad

[@qtpi6450]

Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz

[@mumenrider862]

For me it was go get a super size cup for soda, put a king size snicker in it, then fill it with coke or dr pepper. You pay 50 cents for the pop and get free candy bar worth $1.20... so ridiculous. I thought I was a genius.

[@johnalddrumph456]

Yeah but then you got a snicker covered in soda that you gotta wipe off before you can eat it

[@JuvenileStacks]

@@johnalddrumph456 in the wrapper, dawg

[@kledus420smith8]

Do that now ul get herpes and a good mixture of other STDs not worth it

[@mumenrider862]

@@kledus420smith8 there's herps in snickers? the clap in whatchamacalit?

[@kledus420smith8]

@@mumenrider862 no people who put the snicker on the shelf could be packing STDs

[@rafaeltinajero]

All the good stories start with a year and a place

[@bassAssassin187]

Fantastic content Joey!

[@George.elz9]

love this fuckin story man a classic 🤣 joey is the best

[@danielguaracha7531]

"Once you walk on Ice you might as well dance."

[@ZSI_GamingBros]

There needs to be a Netflix series on Joey earlier life he talks so much about it

[@itz_definitive133]

You know the saying “like an old wise oak” ...coco is more like a old burning bush lmao

[@mattydread8148]

The stealing the liquor sounds suspiciously like a scene from the sopranos.

[@behindthebarwithjr157]

Joey "Like a DoctA" Diaz

[@littlejoey6341]

Only Joey could steel his neighbors pay check lol

[@charlessullivan8477]

I love Joey, these other 2 have no business adding to the stories

[@itz_definitive133]

Once you walk on ice you might as well just fucking dance 😂

[@dead162]

Lmao well that joke with the liquor theft would kinda work now with covid 😂😂

[@josephsansom3383]

Joeys my national hero

[@cerealmilk6877]

Lee tryna br cool too. “Ya i shoplifted once”

[@CarlosLopez-dm2zh]

“It was……1986….Im in Boulder, CO, and you know me, dog…my ears are open”

[@corbinfobbs6409]

Lee save us all

[@hoodvideos730]

Dude stole gum what a criminal 😂😂

[@Matt333ETH]

Joey Diaz is like the opposite of David Goggins lmao

[@warriorwildfire]

Just when I think I've heard everything about Uncle Joey and how he couldn't possibly get any crazier....youtube suggest another Joey Diaz clip for me.

[@tylerfoley2859]

He’s soo street I love it lol! 😂🇺🇸

[@igb8750]

4:17 …. Crazy they didn’t know what would happen in a couple months

[@devinmaxwell2955]

Used to “Borrow” food from the food store at college and go up to the counter with a single item with about 30 dollars worth of food in my bag and pay for the single drink in my hand and walk out the door, me and my friends probably cost the store upwards of 2500 dollars throughout the first semester, serves them right for charging so much for schooling

[@210corona]

4:15 lol

[@hdsjakaoaosixhhdsisisiuf2680]

Classic I love this shit

[@Mo-yh5lo]

Tremendous

[@Gambino85]

4:20 who would think 2years later

[@TopDownloaded]

10:38 lmao…what were you selling oregano ?

[@jugglingtaxibikeride2170]

Juggling Taxi 🚖 Joey Diaz is a big star ⭐️ did he ever paid this lady back, and is she still a live . Joey Diaz should take a film crew and go to this lady house and pay her back and finish the story .

[@bassAssassin187]

We used to rob Dillard's in Brandon Florida. No cameras yet omg I had a new outfit everyday