Joey Diaz Tells A Story About Robbing His Neighbor

[@tuerketouchpaper215tuerket4]

“You broke in with boxing gloves?” 😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭😂😭

[@Ewokmaster14]

“Wearing boxing gloves” you fuck

[@oldmanbacala5571]

Ken from Kentucky deserved to get robbed. They gave him steaks and weed and when he had $$$ he didn't return the favor.

[@Nsaf_UKR]

He had money the whole time, POS

[@justfine77777]

@@Nsaf_UKR he sure did. We all know the type. He wanted a meal, cigarette, a buzz, forgot his wallet, etc, and he had a grip in his pocket.

[@eddunne4190]

A tight arsed horrible cxxt who wouldn't spend Christmas in Lapland. unfortunately I've come across to many kens in my time UNFORTUNATELY... & this type know exactly what they are doing & they are anything but friend's

[@justfine77777]

@@eddunne4190 right on brother. I don’t go around people like that anymore, but I found it interesting, when I was young, that somebody wouldn’t just bum a cigarette, they would ask for some, or they’d ask for a couple beers, and it’s the same song with them all of the time. 👎🏼👎🏼

[@nikola7802]

When he got the 20 large he didn't wanna help a brother out fuck him 😉

[@jp3mcpherson]

"we would cook salad every fucking night" Joey Diaz

[@JohnDoe-bt8xo]

JP McPherson o

[@snubRadar01]

Lmaoo

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

1:13 "there was this guy *Ken* , and he was from *Kentucky* " 🤣🤣🤣 Btw, Uncle Joey's southern accent is great 😎

[@richevans609]

Kinda like Larry from Three's Company.

[@wavkeonsykes4308]

lmao lee's so fkn high he can't even make words come out @ 10:17

[@ericyoshi2323]

Cocky Cash his stuttering is so bad.. when he talks he uses his hands lmao 😂😂 fucking Lee.

[@fla-fla-flo-hi2130]

Nobody shows their high better than Lee.

[@criticalmass527]

You broke in wearing boxing gloves ? I love Lee

[@fireison8312]

This was a peak time of lee's high.

[@LiogCeartas]

"Oh my goodness is that a steak?" Ken sounds like a Bro-Man from the 5th floor.

[@kingjames-zk7fu]

Its bruh man you fuckin momo

[@BryanOSheaComedy]

Tremendous. Joey is a national treasure. One of the best things about this vid is Josh Wolf laughing and the reason I say that is because leading up to this episode Joey always talked fondly of him. I could tell he loved Josh. The combination of an awesome story mixed with his dear friend enjoying it was something special.

[@christianleeperrr7641]

He always knows what day of the week his stories took place in😂😂😂

[@sidarthur8706]

'did he come down to the apartment?' 'the next night, with a piece.. of tape'

[@jacobgalloway8570]

I love Uncle Joey's honesty. He wears the fact he was a completely savage piece of shit like a badge of honor. I was a similar degenerate but I can't make my crimes and betrayals funny like the master so I pretend I was a good person.

[@YUNGMAGIK333]

b yourself bruh

[@fireison8312]

​@@YUNGMAGIK333but only victims of those crimes can understand how much pain they got

[@YUNGMAGIK333]

@@fireison8312 life's not easy dood

[@fireison8312]

@@YUNGMAGIK333 if you do any crime to others, you better think first how'd u feel if somebody done it to u.

[@YUNGMAGIK333]

@@fireison8312 nah fr I get u I hate bully's... just joey face makes me laugh 😂

[@HulkSmash86]

"If would have bought a steak I would taken a deuce"

[@erikjohnson5549]

Well sometimes you gotta pay your taxes😂

[@soweyesee]

Its definitely a form of evolution to have the ability to take a bong hit and still tell an entertaining story.

[@thesarkive7746]

this guys stories are awesome

[@Doge76548]

When Lee said «you broke in wearing boxing gloves?» 😂 bruh i fuckin died😂

[@sylviabennan]

“wait... you broke in with boxing gloves?”

[@selaasar]

Where's the part 2

[@aZeddPrattFilm]

Thank you for this channel!

[@ZOLkoi89]

aZeddPrattFilm check out Billy Nunez channel. A lot of good Patrice O'neil throwbacks.

[@MentalHealthCafe]

That ending joke killed me. Lmfaooooo

[@mewk]

Joey is 350lbs of comedy gold

[@fredc8618]

11:35 to the end was complete comedy needs to be used in a best of uncle joey video

[@fredc8618]

11:18 lmfao not 35

[@509StampN]

“The bands crackin’ we’ll go up there pick up some bitches “ 😂

[@vatoloco1653]

I love those stories from Joey 😂

[@GruneD]

We all do 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ryan0123ify]

The ending was gold

[@nickmanza8555]

The real sirens in the background as he tells stories is amazing

[@loufontana9928]

Two years I would have stopped opening the door after two days , then he wouldn't even buy a bottle of beer ! Fuck yeah he needed to get robbed 🤣

[@keondaguey319]

Probably the funniest story I've ever heard lmao

[@WhatZitTooYaaa]

That guy looks like a stoned krillin 😂

[@threegreencharms]

Somebody...help meeeuh! 😵🤯

[@Makyah]

Love that when Joey imitates his coke dealer, he sounds exactly like Dave Chapelle in that Crack skit 😂

[@el_jeepo]

This guys stories are so good he can’t be making this shiz up 😂

[@itsjp3941]

Lmao Diaz someone broke into my god damn house lmao I lost it

[@vakoaglyc]

Tremendous !!!!

[@chemicalcabbage]

That ending ahhahaha

[@amine80kg]

Lee should be in a movie with seth rogan and jonah hill oh god what a trio

[@emilianoyaboi5911]

I’d shit myself

[@jgbuonanno]

"Electrical courses?? for electrician?.wtf .No to be a baker.Cmon cuz

[@richevans609]

Funny how Joey always ran into people that were reminiscent of TV Characters!

[@emilianoyaboi5911]

Drugs

[@ronthunders6124]

ken sounds an awful lot like ralph cirella haha

[@joeyboes7771]

We’ve all had friends like this, it’s fucked up because I always try to be generous with weed, food etc.. if I have extra money I always get it, people have done it for me and it should done for others you care about as long as you have it and they’re not taking advantage I’ve paid for my buddy thousands of times and he’s done the same for me

[@ToonBadger1]

The accent alone is amazing!!!

[@Ambushofblacks]

I have to listen to this clip atleast once a month, so fucking funny, hes name was ken-from-kentucky

[@Quietobserver9]

That boxing gloves shit is gold

[@anthonybourdainsblacknephe4921]

This one and Chinese Ron are my two favorites 😂

[@jessebowles5632]

Best Joey Diaz clip of all time

[@jessebowles5632]

"I cants do it"

[@jessebowles5632]

Is that a steak?

[@mrrosner5009]

Ken kennif from conneticut?

[@drewheinzketchup369]

I love Joey's chain

[@1765557]

Anybody who knows anything knows that's the knock, don't go banging away like you the cops or ringing the bell

[@GruneD]

He stole the steaks and the lobsters 😅

[@braysway10]

does anyone know what podcast it was where joey told the story when he stole a safe?

[@conor-_C]

need the rest of this

[@kikim.29]

Church was awesome with Josh Wolf

[@metro2savagetv756]

That one dude is BAKED

[@AholicKnight]

That one dude is lee

[@G119]

😂😂 fuck man Joey is a living legend

[@bryank47]

How can a guy as entertaining as you only have 3347 subs ? Don't make sense

[@butkusfan23]

bryank47 because this is just a fan channel and not Joey's real channel.

[@Nickasauur]

This is special material

[@databattlesz]

I wish there were more stories about Ken from Kentucky.

[@Cmoney860]

Is there a way to 'thumbs up' Every and ALL videos clips involving Joey? Seriously. Cuz you dont even have to watch the shit to know that its good. You know that if Joey is anyway involved, its gonna be some entertaining shit...

[@jakenordyke4813]

11:38 😭😂😂

[@FlexinGains]

Lmfao u broke into his home with boxing gloves

[@nicholasrosebush6182]

100 percent Joey wasn’t wearing gloves lol.

[@psycod2548]

Greatest fucking clip ever

[@llmfdoomf5127]

Not even a rolling paper

[@zachhoward9099]

That’s some next level mooching

[@silversage1626]

that chain is icy

[@euphoria1341]

how when it dont got no diamonds

[@butchbragg6116]

omg I've practice on all my old places too lmao I believe all his story's real dude

[@Kurbante]

Ken never learned shit about reciprocity, and for that , Goteeem.. >_< . Also , Joey did homelabs for burglary! lmao

[@cm4953]

Never watched a Joey Diaz podcast only clips. From what I gathered, does he just have guests on to talk their ear off? lol

[@evilpandakillabzonattkoccu4879]

i sometimes wonder what he feels about telling these stories. i mean, i didnt do nearly as much shit as Diaz did (not even fuckin close) but i dont feel all that comfortable telling stories about my past. i do it when asked because people can learn from them or they find them entertaining...but it's not fun for me, really. it makes me feel like a piece of shit. obviously, it's nice to say 'that was in the past and its not who i am anymore' and i dont think Joey should feel bad about telling his stories...i just wonder if he also feels guilt or shame about it like i do or if he totally fine with his past. he seems like the latter, which is fuckin amazing and somewhere i hope to get someday!

[@ShiroHimex]

You accept what you did as a part of your life, because it did fucking happen, and move on.

[@isobignugget7497]

Whenever I'm feeling down and need a laugh, I just come to this video and watch Kan from Kantucky get victimized by Joey :p

[@ysammo214]

8:43 i didnt understand this explanation joey gives for why he didnt fully rob the dealers...was it so the dealers would think they had accidentally snorted the coke that joey took?

[@Linkinbird617]

YSAmmo People do that all the time, under the logic that they'll come back and say "I think some of my coke is missing" instead of "Some bitch stole my coke" Even if the they don't think it through, it's a natural inclination to leave the crime as ambiguous as possible. It's the diversion of blame, "you sure you didn't just miscount it?" "Why wouldn't I take ALL of your coke, huh?" "Maybe you took it and don't remember" "it's a fucking mystery, man" etc ect Also, it might take some time before they realise that a little bit's missing.

[@KyleC11]

Also makes the crime too small to report or retaliate for. If he took everything they'd definitely be looking to get revenge

[@TurnupAC]

I knew it would break him Did you take it all? Every...

[@JacobC479]

I love the podcast but it’s SUPER fucking annoying how it’ll be really quiet so I turn it all the way up, then it gets *really Fuckin loud* then quiet again. Shits annoying especially in a car

[@codygottaglo]

Lee lookin like a baked Buddha

[@randomryu9117]

Ken was Joey Diaz lool

[@uptownsamcv]

this story is hilarious !!!!!!!!!

[@ysammo214]

we gotta get the rest of this how can u cut us off like that

[@GruneD]

It’s on the podcast

[@johnjudge6212]

fuckin hilarious man..so fkin funny..!!!!great story joey diaz....that storys a must for all your gigs..!! hahaha

[@talebeldahoud5650]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAA DEAD!!!!

[@fredc8618]

just to test my knowledge lmfao!!

[@lukaschrist5785]

"I had a tool to open any door in that apartment complex" "fuck the windows were all shut I had to climb up the balcony with a couch" yeah right uncle joe

[@zanevarcy9113]

But Ken's Apartment Was Tough Since He Knew

[@unknownchannel2882]

joey diaz bby

[@williambergamot1342]

Lee just melting

[@chilliLRK]

Ken from Kentucky

[@jessebowles5632]

With a Dave Chappelle accent

[@grantlax88118]

Boxing gloves

[@eddunne4190]

Kentucky 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@big.e3536]

he can't stop lying

[@CornellD.Cavendish]

Dude laughed so damn loud rip ears

[@videogamepolak0]

he lived a level up? Then how did he get to his windows? ladder?, before he went up thru the balcony stacking shit.

[@ayou4525]

Hahah tremendous

[@Noobie250r]

So how high is lee

[@JoseMendez-sv7tz]

Stop whispering joey jesus christ

[@The_Albanian_Syndicate]

He whispers as if someone is in the bedroom sleeping 😂😂😂

[@erinlaxson1532]

cooking salad

[@johnny-mnemonic13]

He didn’t finish the story...

[@alguerra4475]

gotta love Joey " full of shit " Diaz

[@doubtful7homas179]

Al Guerra LMAO

[@georgegarcia4214]

Hes not lying. He has had his friends on the new church of whats happening and they all confirm and say the exact details as he does in the podcast. I thought he was full of it but im a believer now 😂

[@ducksouppodcast5067]

lol

[@tsr6220]

lmao

[@MontyQueues]

why is this one guys mic loud as fuck and joey is non existant

[@lusidsteamteamcaptain]

I though his mom sent him a couple hundred dollars Joey😒disappointing that he has been lying

[@johnnyk.2911]

I hope break 'n' entering has a statute and that Ken ain't listening...

[@pistolpete8231]

how many of joey's stories are actually true?

[@georgegarcia4214]

Im guessing all of them lol

[@jacobg.124]

B

[@SuperHumor4u]

This guys laugh is annoying