Waiting 8 Years To Give Out A Beating | Joey Diaz

[@theykilledjoel1496]

“So 8 years later I’m waitin in the bushes” 😂😂😂😂

[@clarkiman]

Waiting in the bushes like Charlie 🤣

[@stefankecina]

"we're hiding in the trees" 😂

[@Brandon-no3vc]

Why did he wait 8 years? Watched this twice couldn't figure out why...

[@1OAK_X]

@@Brandon-no3vc right just take the problem out then and there

[@kodi258]

Joey finish the damn story I’m so invested in this story

[@turtlelover4373]

Watch the full podcast or go watch the this is not happening, he did this story on there too

[@Fin4L6are]

fr

[@colezezee489]

Turtle Lover remember what episode or the title of the story on this is not happening

[@menuanaz1597]

Bro that was fucking to funny rn

[@shelster9967]

Here’s the culmination of it all.... kzbin.info/www/bejne/qJOcZpltmdmMiKM

[@hi-way1850]

invested 17 minutes of my life to hear how this story played out... Well played joey well played

[@easttempe4064]

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[@paulrogers2227]

I remember being like you. I stopped after I realize how much he lies

[@patrykjedi4583]

@@paulrogers2227 Joey seems super honest ? Any proof behind this statement? Just curious

[@anthonydavis4772]

@@paulrogers2227 Ya, im not sure you can prove that he's telling the truth or isn't but at the end of the day just enjoy the story have a couple laughs and move on.

[@erickgodinez9788]

Paul Rogers there not lies it because he is a comedian so he exaggerates the stories to make them more funny.

[@ncfishin4770]

17 minutes of my life just to hear Joey shit his pants and the episode end. WORTH IT🤣

[@MandeepSingh-of5hj]

Lmao for real bro funniest shit ever 😂😂😂

[@sdraulitolito44]

Wow. Your literally spoiled the moment

[@yftdanny4861]

I liked da vid soon as it happened too😭😭😭

[@CirocObama619]

"Her head looked like she got hit with a safe"😂😂😂😂

[@StonkeyDomp]

"From the eleventh floor!"

[@betoskrapez8561]

I lost it 😂😂😂

[@jonanik3091]

5’4, 378 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MandeepSingh-of5hj]

Funniest line ever

[@ryangmilam]

I lost it 🤣🤣

[@TheDoughGetta]

Waiting 8 years to give out a beating takes commitment. Respect to you Uncle Joey

[@AyyTony]

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will.

[@Brandon-no3vc]

Why did he wait 8 years? Watched this twice couldn't figure out why...

[@JM-dy4ty]

@@Brandon-no3vc because Marilyn Martinez died and that set him off.

[@FastAligator1234]

I fucking love this guy. He makes me laugh historically while on break at work. Working in an ICU and seeing sad shit daily. This helps a ton.

[@powchasin9934]

People probably think you’re a psychopath laughing😂

[@dan7291able]

@@powchasin9934 LOL , laughing while mopping up blood n shit

[@Blackatchaproduction]

The sound of an ashtray laughing

[@Real-fussball]

"I'm in this room getting weaker, while Charlie's in the bush getting stronger" 😂🤣😭

[@Naeem_El]

The fart at the end took me out lol 😂 I wasn’t expecting it at all.

[@ThePatMan42069]

Started laughing before the video even started… just the thought of Joey waiting 8 years to beat some dudes ass is hilarious

[@dawsonhancock8461]

Jobless, Just barely failed a test for an awesome paying job that I can’t apply for again and feeling like complete shit. I needed this laugh Joey. Thank you

[@thenersonrashford8910]

Bro man apply for it again. Speak positive affirmations into your life. You might not qualify at this time but sooner or later your going to get it. I was a bus cleaner for the longest time and i had to wait 4 years to get my shot.... Now im a diesel mechanic. Give yourself a chance and keep the faith. Good luck

[@dawsonhancock8461]

Thenerson Rashford thank you so much

[@dawsonhancock8461]

Noble Savage thanks, truly appreciate it

[@curtisss]

11 months later, I hope things have started to come together for you, keep up the hard work brother

[@carriemartinez2933]

I’m in pretty much in the same boat, it’ll get better for both of us!!! Keep your head up!!!!

[@blakeevans3293]

Joeys laugh will have me in tears every time 😂 I don’t even have to hear the conversation just his laugh will have me weak 😂

[@Bigboybronco]

Hahahahaha I instantly start howling when I hear it..

[@AtomicGames110]

Joey “I always knew I was gonna stab him” Diaz

[@gamersgalaxy5885]

I love this meme template

[@adamcervantes5036]

Joey sound like your brakes going out when he laugh 😂

[@MandeepSingh-of5hj]

16:24 the most TREMENDOUS Uncle Joey laugh of all time.

[@Sir_Noble_Long_D]

Even when Joey laughs, I can't help but crack up! I love it

[@nickpavloff8977]

It makes my day how much Joey always makes Lee laugh

[@seanpruett4161]

Bro when he said Lee was turning purple, the whole bit with the fart had me weaaaak lol

[@jont.3243]

When Joey told this story and the story of his mom on stage on This Is Not Happening was the day I became a die hard fan of his! #truefriendship

[@lisetteeliseparis7070]

Living as an artist, living life, living truth, is crazy intense. Joey thank you, you ease the path for a lot of us.

[@15subarusti59]

Joey's wheezing smokers cough laugh makes me smile so hard everytime. Then the loud and clear HAHAHAHAHAHAHA gets me everytime too

[@ghettoblaster392]

7:20 you can see the instinct to remember and tell abt it and then you see the funny memories coming in and he dies laughing, that is jus awesome, Joey is a true jewl

[@whatthehellisANSKY]

My favorite ending to a story ever!!! I'm in friggin tears ovah here.🤣🤣 love ya Mr. Diaz🤘🤘

[@well_as_an_expert_id_say]

16:25 is what you boys came for

[@daybuttons7541]

What about girls? We watch too you know! You guys are just sexiest jerks. This is toxic masculinity!

[@ccometog3932]

@@daybuttons7541 even if this ironic, it's cringe

[@samimayne868]

@@ccometog3932 toxic masculinity personified!!

[@MrChinbaca]

Fuck you lmaoo

[@jamiekavanagh8841]

day buttons thanks for the compliment now I know I’m the sexiest guy in Dublin 🥰🥰

[@danielmenjivar793]

16:23, truer words have never been spoken, beautiful.

[@foolslifestuff5295]

Podcasts like joeys on KZbin taught me more about life than anyone else

[@HiScott77]

For everyone who is wondering what happened, he ended up just going on stage to say some words for his friend and then he told that guy to fuck off while he was up there. The guy left and there was no beating. On the “This is Not Happening” show he brings up this story again and explains the ending.

[@cask1]

Thanks

[@benoliver5593]

And also he didn't want to make a scene at a very very stressful time for his friends dead husband

[@fomofud9479]

Cheers buddy

[@davidh6818]

@@benoliver5593 why would it be stressful for his friends dead husband? After all,isn't he dead?

[@jypsywith_a_jae7575]

@16:25..... I'm spir spit/cry laughing at work and everyone wants to know why and I can't tell em.

[@mattfreede1313]

6:42 is the Joey Diaz laugh to end all other Joey Diaz laughs

[@BlackMetalMutilation666]

Or 16:25 😂😂 holy fuck this shit is gold

[@guadafok3585]

Joey Diaz, one of the best people to have in your life 💯❤️

[@stevebuffinton1094]

That's the best placed fart I think I've ever heard. Brilliant.

[@marvelfan3172]

Was so entranced through the whole thing... Then I see I him tighten up a lil and then....🤣🤣🤣 Love you Joey bro!!! Lost my shit lol

[@randomaccount0073]

Joey “Declaration of War” Diaz

[@RenaissanceMan29]

Being someone who lives in a culture who generally don't have 5 day wakes, when I did experience one, it helped me massively with the grieving; strange that.

[@TheEddyRey]

16:25 the "just me with the boys" moment 🤣😂

[@jayperruzzi48]

Wtf I sat there hanging on every word to hear a goddamn fart.

[@taliesinmemmott9158]

Marilyn sounds like an utter creature. I'm creasing just hearing that imitation of her voice.😆

[@selfmadegamer410]

1 minute in the arm has to pop up before they bury.... Dead 😂😂 way to make the pain comedy well done 👏 👏

[@Info.isfree.openmind]

David n the mints. Those mints are a life saver. Just imagine how many comedians relied on David for that mint just to get them focused. 🍬🍬🍬. They both ran through all the memories they have of David during that three seconds five seconds joke❤

[@LegitTheProducerBackup]

I swear Joey has the greatest, most hilarious stories ever 😂😂😂

[@909sam9er]

All time favorite ending of anything I've ever watched on KZbin 😂😂😂😂

[@lucas2424mc]

I love these guys. I need my inhaler after listening to the laughter.

[@brianbrooks4448]

One of my most favourite things to do on a cold day in England, like today. Is to sit and smoke a baggie and listen to Uncle Joey talk and tell one of his epic stories. Fucking gold.

[@badlt.8029]

I can’t think of anyone else who can fart and then laugh like that. Joey Diaz is unique!

[@EseMorro610]

Never heard Joey laugh so much. I love it God bless them both ❤️

[@madpop17]

Not skipping ahead. Ive been waiting 8 years for this story.

[@diminaband]

That laugh at the end made me almost spit out my drink lol.

[@jackapples1]

That’s how everyone wants to be remembered, when they talk about you they only remember the good times and the shit you would say to make them laugh

[@LAAM619]

Broo 😂 i was so invested in this story noooo

[@brandonburdette7895]

Man joey first time watching this channel definitely got my subscription 😂😂

[@GoldenRayofLight111]

every time i watch joey he makes me smile :)

[@eyelenz6532]

Nice playlist dude

[@Chuck-us4ey]

Joey Diaz is a real one just when they think it’s over catch they ass slippin a couple years later

[@mikephillips8538]

I feel like shyt and hearing you laugh makes me laugh. Thank you Uncle Joey you da man brotha

[@soycracker]

Best 17 min of my life invested.

[@JJ-mn8md]

I CANNOT wait till your book is out Joey!

[@heathermiddleton6907]

Hey joey I'm a Canadian women loving yr stories 💞🇨🇦💞🇨🇦

[@allmytoys1345]

These fkn guys. I laughed so hard at this. Love ya!

[@tonybologna239]

This is one of the funniest and deep clips ever!

[@MrJintensive]

16:25 sounded like peanuts came out with some smoke, and obviously they all loved it bcz I bet with his diet it smelled like a dumpster.

[@Merrillizer]

Lmfaooo!! Fell right out of him! Hahahaha

[@mommabig4270]

"Wit his diet".😂

[@kurluk04]

His face though - just before he laughs 😂

[@fatmunch6318]

Rumbles of det

[@thatguybrooke]

ever notice how Joey has a ❤️ of gold under all that

[@LucasPenido]

“David, give’eem a mint!” 😂

[@davidec.4021]

It’s been 4 years that i come back to this, get invested in the story for 16 fucking minutes and then die laughing at Joey shitting himself jesus christ this is GOLD

[@aliencatcrew3336]

You guys need to make a short movie about this woman. This is hilarious

[@jamesramey3549]

Love your stories Joey!! I don't know how you remember so many details I can't remember what I did yesterday!!

[@shannonnunn]

8 years of holding that shit in beat you up 100's of times more than the suffering he took.. bless your ma... She loved you

[@mrnburcham]

When Joey starts to nod off they should mike him up.

[@josethegameplaya7775]

Lee's laugh is priceless!

[@thormx47]

Reminds me of hanging out with my buddies and can’t breath over a fart 😂

[@trippiechris1852]

“Who let out the chicken” is what comes to mind when i see gabriel😂

[@potooleftl]

i could listen to Joey for hours///

[@tj54441]

The pure joy that fart brought Joey was amazing

[@SgtRoseUSMC]

Nithing beats smoking a fat blunt and listening to joey.

[@kylemorawski5964]

Joey Diaz is the only person that I am willing to watch the ads

[@CoachCarter102]

The ending to this story has me howling

[@kurluk04]

Gabriel and joey my favourite people ever!

[@mannysaabedra4342]

you the man jojo we mexicans love ya!

[@manu707070]

Joey is Top shelf...107/717

[@gabrielponce7970]

joey diaz the most underrated comedian

[@iminyourhousebro]

16:23 literally gold

[@zolowzurkon2533]

Rip to one awesome lady.

[@trouble5hooter]

7:25 i’ve never heard joey diaz enjoy a joke so much 😂😂

[@AdamWarIock]

Joey looks like a character from the game among us, when he waved his hand saying "that was a declaration of war"

[@MyRobert626]

I loved the surprise ending to this clip lol

[@EAZYEfrain]

Lmao even fluffy hated lee 7:55 “yes!!!”

[@TripVevo]

Joey is a real friend

[@djmechwarrior]

I got legitimately angry that he didn't finish the story until I replayed it with the sound turned up loud 😆

[@arithebarbarian6756]

Bro these three together are so awesome

[@reddemunn]

Haha that ending. Start at 12:27 for enough context for the story.

[@victordasilva5255]

Denogginizer thanks for that

[@WendeeLuv]

That was hilarious!!!! I Luv listening to him crack up!!! #WeLuvYaJoey 💋

[@HUSS416]

Hey mr diaz I just wanted to say how much I love ur podcast ur an interesting and funny person and I hope ur podcast becomes bigger and bigger and your career gets gets better

[@hoodvideos730]

Lee lil giggle 🥺😭😂

[@evanphantom3825]

“Baseketball” 😂

[@matthewgarry1643]

Always has the best titles

[@TheSlummydog]

Watched the whole video for a fight story but instead ended in a fart story.. tremendous! 😂🤣

[@drewheinzketchup369]

16:25 sounded like a bunch of rocks fell down a hill

[@bleach3044]

Every time I hear his laugh it makes me clear my throat

[@MrDillon2029]

Lmao i was 390 and doing Kung fu 😭😂😂😂 Joey can’t even turn his head around without turning his whole body

[@tcsco.8888]

Le SALIO sopa con el peo🤣🤣🤣

[@firewalker1372]

@16:25 he leaned into it 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂