Top 5 Joey Diaz Clips | The Church of What's Happening Now

[@bluenightgrinner8620]

"Lee Syat is a BIG TIME coke dealer".... Meanwhile Lee's melting into the leather on the chair 😂

[@rusenescualin3739]

dude, it's not lee's fault ... rogan was talking with (i don't remember, maybe kreischer) and was telling him how joey would take like a +250mg edible, wraps them in 25-50mg foil and gives them to lee !

[@bluenightgrinner8620]

@@rusenescualin3739 What are you talking about? It's a joke. It has nothing to do with what strength edible he's had!

[@rusenescualin3739]

@@bluenightgrinner8620 i get it was a joke, i was just saying that the reason he is melting, is most likely uncle Joey played a Cosby on him ... :p

[@camerontravis5270]

Rusenescu Alin u weird dawg

[@alexanderwelsh4904]

Literally the funniest shit imagining lee as a big time coke dealer😂😂😕

[@cancelwarmac]

If it starts with a date, it’s gonna be an amazing Joey Diaz story

[@mikemaniaci8529]

Also when he gives directions around LA

[@threegreencharms]

It was Nineteen..Eighty....FOUR...

[@DH.91]

Town name....year.....and you know its gonna be lethal

[@Ricky-kh2sf]

Underrated comment

[@thebolant]

It was summer of 86 I was doing coke...

[@Jason-ly2yw]

“Is this yellow kid my father”😂

[@TK-fd3qt]

Lol u mafakar you're more funny then this huys :D :D :D

[@jennyB07]

I literally chuckled out loud

[@cmac123]

He said that shit backwards but it’s still so damn funny 😁

[@Satanperkele]

Dude literally just spoke from the heart man-to-man & Joey is the kind of dude that picks up on that instantly, and that's why he's such a solid dude.

[@Ltpapi00112]

Joey's got a story for every week of his life😂

[@thebolant]

It was summer of 85.... I was doing coke...

[@robbo03]

​@@thebolantthe start to every good story

[@Last_Chance.]

He's lived a heck of a life

[@ikapoop]

" Is this yellow kid my father, why does he have blonde hair " - JOEY DIAZ

[@juiceejay1003]

ikapoop oooo

[@juiceejay1003]

Oooooooooo

[@juiceejay1003]

Oo

[@The_dude94]

@@juiceejay1003 damn dude don't you have anything better going on?

[@raimundosilva4382]

você viu a cena que ela fez na defesa ela fez por mim fez por mim deu espaço por mim me defender em voz independente voz ela me deu ela me deu em voz ela me deu tudo que ela fez aí ela falou essa linda ator de filme que eu sou fã dela desde criança desde criança eu quando eu era criança eu assisti o filme dessa mulher essa linda mulher me defendeu em voz e a Lara criminosa falando que era

[@mattlandry]

13:10 😂 I can’t believe he said CDD instead of DNA and anarchy instead of ancestory LMAO

[@defaultusername123]

ArtifiShuL Instinct ANARCHY TEST HAHAHAHAHAA

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

Khabib is Khalabib to him so he makes a living getting names wrong.

[@The_dude94]

@garlickman it must be some good shit!!!

[@robertejb6824]

Omfg hes the best 😂

[@ashutoshdani612]

Fuck you fat tony

[@adambreslin4955]

I love Bobby saying I'm sober while joey smokes a bowl and blowing it all over him

[@frealvincentvega]

Suckin dick would make me go sober too

[@jonnycodone7051]

Lee loves when joey explains things to him

[@benwilson6559]

"And then what, I gotta CDD the kids? What's that shit, when you gotta send in an anarchy test?" Holy fuck I'm dead.

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

"Your family tested positive for anarchy."

[@thedirtycasualYT]

Even a few years later these clips are still tremendous.

[@jwizdum2103]

The fact he says "is this yellow kid my father" 😂 i love when he messes up his words

[@eljokerjce]

J Wizdum hell yeah and he doesn’t give a fuck and if you try and correct it he’ll say “you know what I meant cocksucka”

[@darthnihilus5282]

“Is this yellow kid my father? Why does he have blonde hair?”

[@mikeoxsbigg1]

Here like a Dr.

[@Ken-pv9zu]

Who's better than you?

[@TheSkyyvod]

DOCTAHHH

[@danielyoung2027]

Oh yea, I totally agree . Except Joey Diaz is a compulsive liar and has no education. On top of that he is naturally a moron.. 90% of his stories are scenes from that he has modified and made his own. But hey, its entertaining!

[@iamLODD]

Daniel Young shut up pussy

[@Last_Chance.]

Stay black c.s!

[@petepazurek]

Lee is the best. Listen to him make a hero's effort to pull out of the fog when Ms. Pat laughs a little after 18:20.

[@NK-wy8wp]

I smoked weed with my science teacher 3 days after I graduated. Mr. Lawrence was from Rhodesia island and moved to Hawaii to teach science. He was young 30s cool teacher. I became his teachers assistant my senior year, he ended moving 4 houses from me and we would always ask him if he wants to smoke. He would always laugh. I asked him jokingly a couple days after graduation and he actually said sure, you’re not longer a student and took bong hits with my older brother and me. Cool teacher.

[@Gothtides]

I also went to school in Hawaii, North shore Oahu to be specific and I always had cool teachers

[@Last_Chance.]

I love Mr Lawrence

[@snakefinger]

The king of the brother's LoL “who's capernicus ?” 🤣

[@jackbanker4244]

My favorite is a story about a bunch of kids in class tormenting their teacher. He brought it up a month ago but there was a version like two years ago that was golden.

[@upstylo]

Ur the man Joey!!! Love ur life and i hope u live for evers....

[@phonescreenfiendmachine92]

Love this channel. The clips are always funny and interesting; coco can tell some stories!

[@timewatch5]

A cop is a guy with two kids, and a girlfriend.. LMAO

[@garbageconnoisseur4185]

22:18 Joey has VERY powerful instincts and intuition

[@wathencj]

Hes seen the devil I bet he can hear your thought

[@Elíashoots]

Lol nobody in the world drinks water like Joey Diaz

[@AJMoore101]

It is hilarious how he takes a tiny sip!

[@richardogarcia5044]

Lmao

[@dongambino5308]

LMFAOOOO this shit made me laugh right away

[@TheNightHeaters]

Like a doctaah

[@dmorris4460]

GOD BLESS THISS PODCAST

[@Last_Chance.]

Amen

[@armorykittington]

13:02 the feels man

[@guccimane623]

Straight up savage dawg. *Finger snap sideways hand shimmy*

[@CM-sc5we]

So...we all totally believe that Bobby did that right?

[@johnmcdaid7975]

'I wanna marry this monster??!!' 😂😂😂 13:06 - tremendous Joey D 😎✌

[@DJHudson91]

27:25-28:00 Hey Lee can you finish a sentence???? Lmao!

[@Sneak248]

He’s a little dyslexic.

[@DJHudson91]

@@Sneak248 "a little"

[@ramiroorozco8974]

Joey “tremendous coke” Diaz

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

Until the 90s there was tremendous coke but now that shits gone. I bet Joey and some of the others would admit that a lot of them not using coke anymore has to do with the quality dropping off a cliff not just moral reasons.

[@gigicestone4902]

@@vCLOWNSHOESv The quality of the drugs themselves has gone to shit, the prison sentences are doubled or tripled these days, the cops have better technology than ever, there's no way to run an operation without getting caught, AND the economy is destroying every business that still stands, drugs included. Unless you're working for one of the few major cartels that are already established, the drug game's just not worth getting into anymore.

[@vCLOWNSHOESv]

@@gigicestone4902 The war on drugs is the war on the bill of rights.

[@jakobbennett540]

@@gigicestone4902 yeah everything but weed is worse

[@doughnutholer]

@@gigicestone4902 idk man things flow the same way they always have

[@coreygrubb4676]

Joey is the goat

[@patricksampsonmusic]

Uncle Joey makes everyday better. Long week? Uncle Joey’s got ya!

[@Coldwallbar]

20:05 is legendary

[@TheoGarza]

It is!!!😂

[@jonhammer7109]

My problem is.. most any 5 I watch becomes my top 5 until I watch his next 5. And on it goes

[@themutualfriend5286]

Uncle Joey schooling me on relationships more then both my parents and my teachers ova ere

[@djstl100]

🤣33:20.... Black dude says, Colonial damage , instead of collateral damage .. listen close though..

[@aoandd]

Diaz story at about 07:45 made me cry out of realness. I'm not a G or whatever but that's the most gangster thing I've ever heard.

[@aoandd]

B Lee isn't embellishing about that.

[@aoandd]

Siddiq is scary. He's the best dude in the element but don't piss him off. Just saying. He will k you without touching you.

[@Gleefa]

Joey “did u like the coke “ Diaz

[@shaneschmidt9212]

It was June 43rd 1978... 8:26 pm

[@andrewmcdonald5275]

Frast Forward

[@riffraff9070]

1:16 You gotta collect from McGraffff..

[@riffraff9070]

12:57 I was infactuated..

[@cryptekwizard8336]

Dr. Steve Brule

[@kingmarkjames9516]

21:30 you make me sound like fucking nun!! Hilarious!!

[@nuke5430]

Everybody was looking out the windows?😂

[@meeptheeditor]

13:22 is this yellow kid my father?

[@TK-fd3qt]

This lee dude, I put my hat off, scalp and whats left of my brain for him. This are the balls that even unkl Joey doesnt have.

[@TK-fd3qt]

I take it back. This guy really did it. (the limo)

[@supremeprince5031]

Uncle Joey on the toilet.. I had to rush home almost crapped myself.. However I made it, I’m sitting with my bottom on the toilet doing what I do best dumping and watching your videos !

[@superdupermart1669]

Like a SOULJA

[@matts4750]

Ms. Pat got that one part wrong that a lot of people also do...the police can and will lie if you ask them if they are a cop. They do.not have to tell the truth while undercover, or in an interrogation room.

[@ApeDosMil777]

25:34 Bobby Lee is a character boy I tell u😂😂😂😂

[@ilswa]

Joey 'is this blonde kid my father?' Diaz.

[@nickb2208]

Ali Siddic : Colonial Damage. 33:18 - 33:19.

[@foreverman1966]

I know where ya coming from with this one Joey ❤

[@spencerross4282]

“We did this tremendous coke”

[@tommybannister2750]

Bobby lee 22:30 fuckin brilliant 🤣

[@chriskruse5315]

Joey definitely didn’t believe Bobby when he said he didn’t did it 😂you can tell by the look in his face lol

[@dannydelao375]

“Tic Toc!”

[@andrewmitchell5665]

An “Anarchy” test 😂 Paternity Joey!!

[@TheoGarza]

Bahahahah

[@doppelganger178]

23:04 Grace gundrum has changed a lot since the last time.

[@chanceteague1753]

Tremendous

[@TheMusicmak3r]

It’s 4:19 in Chicago

[@vincentjayson9976]

Mrs. pat not streetwise at all, she reminds of a schoolgirl that watches to many cop episodes.

[@jacksmith-gv9wb]

everyones looking out there windows lol

[@The_dude94]

12:50 that's the real deal. If you've never eaten candy out of your chicks snatch then you're not really living! Step your game up playboy! 😂

[@dr.green.]

Whatever happened to the shotgun Doug story? Lol

[@191TheLegend191]

"it was '82, everybody was hiding, everybody was doing blow"

[@benwilson6559]

Start the video at 24:50 and watch Lee's face at 25:01, I can't stop laughing lmao.

[@Blackspade514]

It's the background sound yo lol😅

[@fabiotellez6192]

Uncle Freakin' Joey

[@GnarbledDeebies]

They put a suit on ya, then a police uniform?! Jesus.. They come READY.

[@JerseyPR84]

"Who else would play a dirty trick on you "🤣

[@robertejb6824]

13:10 Anarchy test 😂 ancestry

[@Khoros-Mythos]

27:46 He literally just admitted that he would snitch on his friends without a second thought. Why does Joey fuck with this rat?

[@jermonbaskin2566]

i would’ve believed him about the limo situation i didn’t need all that context 😭

[@jacktharipp1186]

I didn't realize how much i hate when someone drink-smaks!

[@thebolant]

Joey" it was 1985"diaz

[@adrianicln8aguilar479]

That’s still snitching tho 😂

[@Tater4200]

What kind of drug dealer doesn't know the police does NOT have to tell you their the police 🤣🤣

[@Lawt_Lawt04]

Is this yellow kid my father? XD

[@LocalProduce12]

Damm did not know bobby's fuking pre highschool tendencies. Respect to everyone that gets over being sexually assaulted like that. Don't think I will be able to live with that. God damm

[@jeffbridges6579]

"joey baby"

[@sven-number]

A thumb right up to brown town lol

[@therealestrarebreed]

Sb: Joey Diaz reminds me of this 57 yr old white lady I work with. She's cool af💯👍🏿

[@frealvincentvega]

I fucked her OHHHHH

[@davidehinger5209]

I swear when he uses other people as examples in a story it sounds like a math problem😂

[@MrClubpenguin11]

Ms. Pat is cool

[@joshburk3843]

They don't have to tell you if they're cops or not... Mrs.Pat doesnt know what shes talking about

[@crazyhorse1879]

Jesus freaking Christ.. Asking a undercover or whatever "are you a cop" they will always say fucking "no"!!!! Illegal or not they're not dumb

[@tyler3676]

I wonder how many people Joey has killed dealing with drugs😂

[@palehorsesmith5474]

Joey gets to have therapy and get paid for it that's awesome 😎

[@Pariah_501]

If they have to tell you if they’re cops, why not just ask everyone you’re involved with straight away?

[@joukokulhelm6844]

ohh man, that scratching that opiate ich looks delicious.

[@andreag7079]

9:55 fkn truest shit that’s life.

[@prizefightbreakdowns721]

just on principle

[@brandonrivera3985]

Where could I get good blow in Las Vegas ?

[@johnnoneya7149]

Ask valet

[@weirdscience8341]

Ur in last Vegas that's not hard to do

[@JaredConnell]

Practically anywhere lol

[@brandonrivera3985]

Thanks all I’m going with asking the valet. I heard they know everything

[@JaredConnell]

@@brandonrivera3985 how long you in town?

[@ashutoshdani612]

Nigga you crazy

[@RichWil]

Who still thinks the poleese have to tell you they are the poleese If you ask? Smh

[@MrLilpaul3]

Great fuckin summer

[@thatgumisclimbingoutofyour6882]

Get Steve will do it on here

[@stonerguitarist4690]

I member my wife was give me top I was on some white fluff LSD and smoke a blunt watching this when it came on

[@frealvincentvega]

Quite a collab there dogg BOOM

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

Man you’re so fucking cool!

[@coryjacques5247]

that Bobby Lee clip didn't age well

[@heroiccombatengineer6018]

Bobby​ lee as a whole didn't aged well

[@c_c836]

Jesus Christ this Asian guy is a sick puppy

[@englewood1971]

I find it hilarious that people still think that if you ask a policeman if they're a cop they have to tell you 😂 🤣 They don't, it's called exigent circumstances. Joey just explained how it works when the dealer wants to see you do blow and you do it. If you fear that your life's in danger you can do drugs and lie to them, almost anything short of killing someone, even that could be mitigated in court. 😎