Too many to fit into one video, but here are some of the best and funniest moments from 2019... #JoeyDiaz #LeeSyatt #Madflavor
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@FutureMediaNow5 жыл бұрын
Joey and Lee changed my life. Last March I was in trouble with the law and dealing with a drinking problem. His podcast with Lee about frustration made me rethink things. Now I’m ending the year with a clean record, some experience doing comedy, a job, and most importantly a plan. Man, I wrote this shit 4 months ago. Feels like years. Who would have thought we’d be in a pandemic right now. Really fucked up my plan! But I got a new one. Thanks to everybody who commented nice shit, please everybody keep your heads up. We’ll get through this shit!
@MLHMODZ5 жыл бұрын
Andrew McFadden are you off the booze though??
@FutureMediaNow5 жыл бұрын
Johnny yeah I still drink, but not every night like when I was deep in the murky waters
@HarryManback05 жыл бұрын
The best choice anyone can make is to be 100% sober.
@MexicanOREOz5 жыл бұрын
Make sure to make it big so I can remember your name ✊🏼
@brodyharris76315 жыл бұрын
Congrats and Keep Pushing cocksucka. Much Bless and Happy New Year
@ricardobjj245 жыл бұрын
We need more people like Joey Diaz. Pound for Pound The funniest man in the world.
@jagiyapyeng75925 жыл бұрын
Ricardo Masvidal yesss but you got a typo 😬
@Sneak2485 жыл бұрын
Theo Von close
@777-h6d5 жыл бұрын
@@Sneak248 nah he's a weirdo
@Juice-tr8xi5 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz, Theo von and Ron white are my favorites
@mikey420ful5 жыл бұрын
John W bill burr is my favorite
@ryanouellette20823 жыл бұрын
I love when Joey works himself up and goes from a story telling whisper to a full blown howl
@johnvollat5 жыл бұрын
There's a decent probability this will be the best 93 minutes of my year.
@vivekrao135 жыл бұрын
@Jonata i mean 93 minutes of anything is too much
@B00nater5 жыл бұрын
Vivek Rao real virgin statement.
@abshirahmed995 жыл бұрын
Sex is overrated
@michaelelsner2744 жыл бұрын
@@B00nater spoken like a true virgin
@wlada55 жыл бұрын
When I get home I’m ripping off that Beyoncé poster off the wall... killled it!!!
@jonbeta30315 жыл бұрын
"They wanna show you their titties like national geographic" I almost died the first time I heard that
@mflugo90825 жыл бұрын
I used this line on some black girls. Shoot it actually works!
@well_as_an_expert_id_say5 жыл бұрын
Call me uncultured, but can someone explain 😂
@jonbeta30315 жыл бұрын
@@well_as_an_expert_id_say the line is implying he has a poster of Beyonce up on the wall at home, but now that he's seen this girl, he's going to pull the poster down cos she's hotter than Beyonce.
@well_as_an_expert_id_say5 жыл бұрын
@@jonbeta3031 Ohhh okay. Thanks bro, the jokes actually obvious but I didn't know if there was a deeper inside joke or sum lol
@elagace034 жыл бұрын
"I rip the Beyonce poster down, they go bananas." Death by hyperventilate laughter. 😂😂😂
@adawg67912 жыл бұрын
When I’m hungover I come and watch this everytime no one makes me laugh like this man 😂
@Gr33nbayfreak1876 ай бұрын
Lol I'm hungover too
@markl5998Ай бұрын
Hangovers are the stuff of nightmares
@ViceLikeEye5 жыл бұрын
The Theo Von episode when they took mushrooms should be The Best of the Year... every year. It's the funniest podcast on the internet period.
@TicTacRS4 жыл бұрын
Facts
@davidmason21793 жыл бұрын
100% the funniest thing on the internet.
@joshochoa46412 жыл бұрын
Whst episode is that
@yamuthastwat1232 жыл бұрын
Dude idk about that the last time Eric Rocha went on the church was fucking gold too, theos shroom trip and Josh wolfs last episode are all my favorite to come back for a good laugh from start to finish 😂
@diabolowille3 ай бұрын
“Lees looking like a Eminem” “I’m not afraid”
@David-vn2id5 жыл бұрын
There is nothing funnier than when Joey mispronounces something. LMFAO
@xrmighty3 жыл бұрын
Lmfao when he called "scoliosis" "nucleosis" lmfao
@crazyjoedavola54303 жыл бұрын
Guadalajara square....🤣
@amblyn82543 жыл бұрын
Combobulation
@DefenderOfVirginity2 жыл бұрын
@@amblyn8254 org
@thatfinnishdude94053 ай бұрын
"Khalabeeb" "Stiopic"
@rogerferris855 жыл бұрын
Lee’s laughter is a wonder to behold
@brodyharris76315 жыл бұрын
Even Lee's laugh has gained weight
@deandjs32725 жыл бұрын
BrUh
@ConstantJive5 жыл бұрын
God damn it I almost choked on my water bravo sir
@Caleb_clement4 жыл бұрын
Chuckles in squeal*
@paulkaderli35264 жыл бұрын
It’s a joke Lee you are straight up the man we love you
@MrSkarbek365 жыл бұрын
Absolutely tremendous... hope everyone smoking up like me to this.
@jimmyrustler89835 жыл бұрын
Getting shitfaced after a hard day of work on New years day! 👌
@anirudhanand60055 жыл бұрын
Drinking
@KalebMorrow303 жыл бұрын
Smoking and just ate some 600mg doweedos
@dylanjohnson85415 жыл бұрын
Joey you have taught me more than most people I have known personally in my life. Thanks for all the wisdom and I know that failures teach you that.
@_toyota5 жыл бұрын
TREMENDOUS
@mehmetdeniz7737 ай бұрын
😊. The The 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
@Supr3meDrifter4 жыл бұрын
“You make me wanna go back in time and start robbing people” facts😂
@Jojec420 Жыл бұрын
you know thats right 😂
@MasterGuero5 жыл бұрын
“Jewish lightning” hahahahahaha
@Peppyroni2474 жыл бұрын
Had to google what that meant!
@NoFaceChase5 жыл бұрын
Its crazy cause out of most the characters in the longest yard JOEY DIAZ is one i cant forget
@bluum88275 жыл бұрын
You probably didn't recognize him till he got famous 😂
@NoFaceChase5 жыл бұрын
BluuM8 Nawh I saw the movie then ended up seeing him on the podcast and was like YO WASNT HE IN THE LONGEST YARD
@dannyb20vtec285 жыл бұрын
Can of corn and I’ll be fine. Can of corn.
@jlorenzo43555 жыл бұрын
BluuM8 famous before longest yard smh 🤦🏻♂️
@chadlayton25039 ай бұрын
Man love me some uncle Joey. Listened to the church every day I could. And until the last got little sad man. Recently lost my mom and uncle Joey helping me stay strong and being a SOILDER THRU THIS!!! They was a 6 hr comp of Joey from the church from beginning to the end wish I could find that video again but this is great!! Thank you. Cocksucka
@djstarsign5 жыл бұрын
Can someone make a compilation of every time Joey says “in 198X...” or every time he crushes a water bottle?
@RussTeeTrombone5 жыл бұрын
D Escalade : crinkles water bottle : you know me dog : cough :
@binduris11694 жыл бұрын
Ooh, it’s TREMENDOUS
@PonySlaystati0n5 жыл бұрын
Joey is so naturally funny is insane.
@EbolaSquirrel5 жыл бұрын
Dear god. An hour of perfection. I know what im falling asleep to.
@bet5 жыл бұрын
you know its funny when Uncle Joey goes "gagagagagaga" 11:00
@danielmcgreger4 жыл бұрын
Joey "I only rob every other day because I Have Control" Diaz
@Keystothetonka5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous.... simply tremendous bless up big respect. Love ya uncle Joey and Lee psyatico & church family
@ylianam.85645 жыл бұрын
2020 Joey Diaz is what we all need 🤘🏻🌎
@cain2win5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous edit!
@bayareaomg5 жыл бұрын
Could I watch a hour and a half of Joey Diaz clips? YES CAHKSUCKA
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend5 жыл бұрын
My favorite moment will always be the Susquehanna weed rant. If you haven’t seen it I Highly recommend it lol.
@royeaston60675 жыл бұрын
You talking about that old JRE podcast?
@delCorteh5 жыл бұрын
The cartoon version is UHmazing
@michaeljohnscott79895 жыл бұрын
My fav was the bird taken back to cheap hotel who say's were not fucking Joey, well maybe if you guess the colour of my panties! Joes thinks & says Red, she says no Green but close enough! 😉😋😎😂🤣
@Turbogangsterxx4 жыл бұрын
Imo the THEY DONT DO NUTTIN’ rant is the best, its in a video called joey diaz savage moments. I watch that clip every week and it still makes me laugh
@kevinrodriguez-ju6ij4 жыл бұрын
THE Black Chicken or “he is changing flavors” 😂😂😂😂
@derekcullin3574 жыл бұрын
45:13 "colonial damage" ?? Umm,.. do you collateral damage?! Lol 🤣
@loudini26955 жыл бұрын
Of course Joey is the one that would buy ice cream at the mall with a stolen credit card 😂
@AntonBProud5 жыл бұрын
GOD BLESS THE CHURCH!
@bunkerbill4 жыл бұрын
The plane stories are amazing.
@will-fx7yq5 жыл бұрын
he’ll never forget
@migek16 күн бұрын
I loved 2019 church. I think at this point it was daily uploads still or something . Got me thru work days
@aaron4ism5 жыл бұрын
That "blue collar guys" line is underrated 😂
@coreygrubb46764 жыл бұрын
I love how burt cracks up when joey says we swapped a little spit 🤣🤣
@a.patrie7044 жыл бұрын
Nothing would make me happier than smoking a numba and eating Chinese food with Uncle Joey
@dranor57055 жыл бұрын
I'm really looking to kick 2020's ass alongside Joey, let's get it stoners!
@AdrenalineVideos13375 жыл бұрын
Joey found a higher gear this year. Can't wait for 2020!
@Deezydagr85 жыл бұрын
Bert looks like Lee big brother 😂😂
@titodenino5 жыл бұрын
I needed this👌
@curtisss5 жыл бұрын
About to roll myself a fat joint and watch this, happy new year everyone!
@KingConsoleJordan5 жыл бұрын
Friday night we swapped a little spit 😂😂😂 Joey Diaz -2020
@Daniel.Patrick.Walsh885 жыл бұрын
LEE your a pure gentleman. Cheers brothers and sisters ☘️
@mazlumdemir33995 жыл бұрын
I love you and your family for this video
@crazyjoedavola54305 жыл бұрын
Kate: Starts talking... Me: Close
@timstarmer52425 жыл бұрын
Same
@crazyjoedavola54305 жыл бұрын
@@timstarmer5242 - It's just brutal
@ghostes5 жыл бұрын
Love from Youngstown! Happy New Year, Uncle Joey!
@CZRXCZR5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous compilation
@dhru3255 жыл бұрын
I love Joey but you can’t tell him a secret or it might show up in the podcast.
@hhcdfhngdzjjbf5795 жыл бұрын
Unless you told him not to tell anybody. Joey's the kind of dude to hold that shit to death if that's what you want.
@neilpatrickhairless4 жыл бұрын
Technically both of you are correct. You better tell him or that shit is going on a podcast 😂
@grosebud45545 жыл бұрын
Damn.. that was heavy "evertime someone I know dies, I bring the last 15 people that died into it"
@MakeFreedomGreatAgain5 жыл бұрын
had my crying at around 25 mins where he recounts his fake name arrest ;D
@saltygrandpajoe63755 жыл бұрын
We collected receipts at the door and just carry merch to customer service, never leave the store.The time I filled two rolling trash bins with power tools and rolled them to out , payed for the cans , and the guy helped me roll them too the car was monumental. 🙃
@begleytony19775 жыл бұрын
Tremendous 🔥🔥🔥
@jeremyshay18485 жыл бұрын
Make sure nobody has to ask you leave. Joey Diaz... I felt that
@TheHippocrocapig5 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@EbolaSquirrel5 жыл бұрын
30:58 you’re telling me Joe had a supra and he hasn’t told us about that sweet,sweet 2jz?
@benggazi5 жыл бұрын
Gte
@Mace-11915 жыл бұрын
He's spoken about his supra a fair amount to be fair
@fluG4M35 жыл бұрын
Stock supras are slow, that's why
@fluG4M34 жыл бұрын
@Pufferfish eating a carrot I had a jaguar xjs or whatever it was with a V12 and it was slower than police in a black neighborhood. A stock sports car from 20 years ago is about the same as a modern day hatchback or camery.
@MEXICANxGRIZZLY3 жыл бұрын
“I got a couple twits” (Joey Diaz meaning tweets) 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@theorigionaldrew4 жыл бұрын
What episode is the first clip? I wanna finish hearing the story about the girl!!
@igormagud36084 жыл бұрын
Same
@dannymadrid18227 ай бұрын
Tio Joey, light a candle, give a kiss to the spirits and move on . Tip top magoo❤
@lloydbradly3075 жыл бұрын
This is gonna be good fam!
@Nanossteam5 жыл бұрын
38:26 Uncle Joey going DEEP!!!
@aiden07j24Ай бұрын
1:11:05 “whotf is this? i got a dog”😂😂😂
@jamessteiniger18465 жыл бұрын
When he spoke about The Drive, I realized that he probably always cases a place but it's cool because he won't do anything. If he did, it's fine. He's famous enough that it would be an honor to be robbed by Joey Karate. Basically, he figured out how to get whatever he wants with no consequences. Beautiful.
@ericbelota18496 ай бұрын
49:06 same here joey been dealing with a bad case past 9 months but like u said gotta do what u gotta do
@bryanmejia50473 жыл бұрын
Love you joey
@boosterbrosllc46815 жыл бұрын
What are they referring to around the 37:00 mark? About joe at the store
@andrewr23495 жыл бұрын
Zach S the Mencia incident. The comedy store backed Carlos and tossed Rogan.
@SHARPSESH4 жыл бұрын
Joey " I always take a ounce" Diaz
@GK-qc5ry2 жыл бұрын
The church was great. So sad it ended.
@Roman-wd1it5 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making this!! Laughs all the way through 🤣🤣
@gdtsgshgafdto14023 жыл бұрын
Years old gold and you come up with this? Mook
@josebravo74635 жыл бұрын
We love you Uncle Joey !
@a.antoine69399 ай бұрын
Episodes of these clips??
@Zuwg5 жыл бұрын
Here’s to 2020 church family
@superdupermart16695 жыл бұрын
Like a DOCTAH
@davidec.40215 жыл бұрын
“OOOOOH SHITTTTT”
@themidwestbarber8428Ай бұрын
58:34 Joey straight killed that opening line of Einstein by Teche Nine…
@blakepratt55735 жыл бұрын
Lee getting off to the thought of Joey's balls 1:06:23
@mkii71165 жыл бұрын
Happy new Year✌️🎊🍾
@Tom_Van_Zandt4 жыл бұрын
Up until the late 90's Walmart would take anything back without a receipt and give you straight cash. I bought NHL 94 for the SNES on sale for like $30 at a toy store in the mall...over a year later I took it back to Walmart with the box and everything, they gave me full price for it, $50 + tax. I had a friend who would take console boxes, like the SNES, fill them with something to give them weight and return them to Walmart. They wouldn't even open the box, and they would give you cash back, only asking why you were returning it. I think you had to give them your name and phone number, but you didn't have to verify either one. I gave them a fake name and phone number when I returned NHL 94.
@GruelingPursuitOfGrowthАй бұрын
Joey Diaz!
@thatoneguy61653 жыл бұрын
I love Uncle Joey
@j.g5934 Жыл бұрын
Crazy how Joey is right Tri-Cites is basically in the middle of nowhere and spokane is the closest big city
@brodyharris76315 жыл бұрын
Play it out till the end like a docta!
@Blitzerino5 жыл бұрын
Apple Podcast version of this please
@bbay3rs4 жыл бұрын
Joey, you're doing the lord's wok
@saulmorales12834 жыл бұрын
Do you remember officer fry from th 24 on 100st
@benjamin-papa4 жыл бұрын
here's to another year, take care of yourselves boys
@peenscrims4115Ай бұрын
Forgot how good of a Joey impression Segura does lol
@jerzmade53927 ай бұрын
I’m tearing down the Beyoncé poster lmao
@boriv67015 жыл бұрын
“We swapped spit”
@praisethesun695 жыл бұрын
i gave him two meluch eyes
@Mamaki695 жыл бұрын
Or Maluca that means crazy.
@Mamaki695 жыл бұрын
@Jonata being Cuban descendent I think he could be saying both. But you know South America Spanish is a bit different from Spain. Same as US English and UK.
@Mamaki695 жыл бұрын
@Jonata E eu Portugues. Tudo bem familia? Como foi o ano novo cheio de garotas?
@Mamaki695 жыл бұрын
@Jonata Valeu mano eu tou por Ibiza se deixar a mulher passa aki afogar as magoas 😉
@dreamcatcher61644 жыл бұрын
I think he means maloykia. The evil eye in italian..
@Ruckus3335 жыл бұрын
Yay! 😊
@jamesireland91884 жыл бұрын
Joey has more stories than mother goose
@nikitavolochenko21695 жыл бұрын
i cant believe i watched this whole fucken video... love u joey
@frankcalabrese70745 жыл бұрын
As a young man before I went to prison for 21 straight years I was raised by a grandfather that was a made man and I was his Numero Uno. I knew at 5 years old when to walk out of a room. You were right Uncle Joey timing is everything in life. If somebody got to tell you to leave you have overstayed your welcome. Just like opportunities come and go you have to know when The Tide Is Right to take those opportunities and make something out of them. When they want you back they say hey Frankie come here for a minute and then you go back in but you always have to feel for the times to leave. I love you Joey! The realest of the real
@rincontony165 жыл бұрын
The beginning where he talks about Spokane and tri cities is in Washington not Oregon. No hate, love the podcast
@chanceacosta73024 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz's voice sounds like cigarette smoke and leather
@jjp26635 жыл бұрын
Can you put this as a podcast episode?
@brodyharris76315 жыл бұрын
Wait... what's the difference cocksucka?
@jjp26635 жыл бұрын
I’d prefer to download it and listen to it in me own time instead of having to keep KZbin on.