Joey Diaz's Coke Chronicles: Volume 1

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Joey Diaz Clips

Joey Diaz Clips

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@Sneak248
@Sneak248 6 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is seriously one of the best story tellers.
@jhova187
@jhova187 5 жыл бұрын
xlSneak-_ An American institution
@SunshineStrickland
@SunshineStrickland 5 жыл бұрын
jhova187 me: “Joey tell that jury duty story again!”
@KiloMafia9
@KiloMafia9 Жыл бұрын
*liars
@KernsCJ
@KernsCJ Жыл бұрын
Especially if you’ve done coke before 😂😂 shit is facts and hilarious
@Zilla__man
@Zilla__man 5 ай бұрын
Him and Artie Lange
@bzzzzman1
@bzzzzman1 5 жыл бұрын
its a blessing joey is still alive
@yayatoure3461
@yayatoure3461 5 жыл бұрын
FREAKING MIRACLE!!!
@reystarr2450
@reystarr2450 5 жыл бұрын
It really is
@VCRAGE
@VCRAGE 4 жыл бұрын
Dude's a cartoon character.
@Chainsnroses
@Chainsnroses 5 жыл бұрын
Joey diaz should be a gta character
@swyatt360
@swyatt360 5 жыл бұрын
He was a character in mafia 3
@eduardomaxwell7817
@eduardomaxwell7817 5 жыл бұрын
@Ruairi the butcher
@RPDthe3rd
@RPDthe3rd 5 жыл бұрын
if you look at the cover art for gta 3 there a guy that looks identical to him
@yowiewowie2663
@yowiewowie2663 5 жыл бұрын
Rob T have his own podcast in gta
@Sprite_525
@Sprite_525 5 жыл бұрын
Rob T - he’s already a sopranos character. Maybe it’ll happen
@christianaguirre729
@christianaguirre729 Жыл бұрын
It’s always a blessing to find comfort from Joey Diaz during dark times. Living legend.
@jamieduffy1893
@jamieduffy1893 3 жыл бұрын
Uncle joey don’t understand how many comedowns he comforts me through this guy is the uncle everybody wanted growing up, love from the uk uncle joey 👊❤️
@jesse_themyth
@jesse_themyth 3 жыл бұрын
Came here to look for this comment 👍🤙
@andrewadair1336
@andrewadair1336 3 жыл бұрын
@@jesse_themyth we gonna get thru all the madness dont even trip
@the_hulk392
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Damn so true. Comedown sux cause u don't feel good but ur wired asf. Then u remember y u don't do it but once every 10 years.
@A_Man_In_His_Van
@A_Man_In_His_Van 6 жыл бұрын
My heart is pounding just listening.
@Corvelle1991
@Corvelle1991 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@blowandhookers8780
@blowandhookers8780 2 жыл бұрын
LMAOO I think I get this but I’m not sure
@dinomesic5551
@dinomesic5551 5 жыл бұрын
Joey "it was 3 inna morning dawg" Diaz
@VCRAGE
@VCRAGE 3 жыл бұрын
That's when a cokey's fun begins
@ryandrcannabis4082
@ryandrcannabis4082 3 жыл бұрын
Its 3 inna morning right now
@wells19874
@wells19874 13 күн бұрын
Epic😂😂😢
@swooshwtf4017
@swooshwtf4017 2 күн бұрын
thats when most tha fun shit happens😂
@leadrings
@leadrings 3 жыл бұрын
i swear whenever joey gets deep into telling these stories some residual blow thats been trapped in his sinuses for years starts to activate
@SunJake
@SunJake 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@cryptomon86
@cryptomon86 2 жыл бұрын
Thats how it goes. Havent done it in 10 yrs but still get a runny nose, fidget thinking about it
@TragicalMonster
@TragicalMonster 2 жыл бұрын
@@cryptomon86 it’s how your body and mind are rewired.
@mitchelle5310
@mitchelle5310 2 жыл бұрын
@@TragicalMonster it’s kinda crazy/sad to see? To see how it’s left that mental impact that still is physical to this day yk? But at least he’s clean from it
@colinbrewer9017
@colinbrewer9017 2 жыл бұрын
Bro it's insane how much he perks up and becomes so fired up and excited youd swear anyone else was powdering they nose
@williamthomas5215
@williamthomas5215 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly nothing makes me happier than listening to Joey and someone he’s close to talk about their lives on and off drugs because they’re both clean now and living a good life with families. All these guys are living proof that no matter how bad it is, there is hope and light at the end of the tunnel.
@ermias2782
@ermias2782 Жыл бұрын
He's not clean now. He jusy switched to Xans
@kyoki6620
@kyoki6620 Жыл бұрын
@@ermias2782 weed is xans ..?
@coryc42
@coryc42 Жыл бұрын
@@ermias2782 joey doesn’t do xanax you stupid as hell
@nando91ct48
@nando91ct48 Жыл бұрын
I van listen to uncle Joey all day man. Theirs ppl that have good stories but just don’t know how to tell em. Uncle Joe goat
@noahmills2605
@noahmills2605 Жыл бұрын
B😢j
@danielmarrocco8478
@danielmarrocco8478 6 жыл бұрын
"Lines that would kill a mule" lmao those were the days!
@AlphaWasSpotted
@AlphaWasSpotted 2 ай бұрын
Joey Diazs stories bring a comfort to my soul that I can't describe
@TalkingThrones
@TalkingThrones 5 жыл бұрын
Let me tell ya something, Joe Rogan..
@brandscott3037
@brandscott3037 4 жыл бұрын
Bro I support your channel so much more now you listen to the goat 😎
@joeroganofficial5433
@joeroganofficial5433 4 жыл бұрын
@@brandscott3037 Ok Nigga
@Yrkr785
@Yrkr785 3 жыл бұрын
@@joeroganofficial5433 tf
@curlyfm
@curlyfm 6 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@gotboostin4low
@gotboostin4low 5 жыл бұрын
@MKXjordan YT tremendous cocaine butthole #checkyoursoundlevel
@yowiewowie2663
@yowiewowie2663 5 жыл бұрын
MKXjordan YT good Coke
@riffraff1880
@riffraff1880 5 жыл бұрын
The coke was fuckin beige... beige!!!
@etchosts8162
@etchosts8162 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂love it
@etchosts8162
@etchosts8162 3 жыл бұрын
@@riffraff1880 sweet china
@sarcofaygo6218
@sarcofaygo6218 4 жыл бұрын
00:01 Intro 03:38 Joey Loses The Football Bet To Mr. McGrath 08:44 Felipe Esparza Went Crazy And Paid Joey $200 To Hang Out With Him For An Hour 18:12 Mr. Mackey - Drugs Are Bad South Park Clip 18:27 Tweaking 27:24 El Conchalito With Tom Segura
@sean8051
@sean8051 5 жыл бұрын
Whenever I'm having a shit day, I watch one of Joey's videos then think back to my crazy drug fueled days and it always makes me feel better. So, thanks.
@Corvelle1991
@Corvelle1991 3 жыл бұрын
Facts!
@LaCokaNostra_
@LaCokaNostra_ Жыл бұрын
Nothing can or will be as bad as it’s been. Stay straight G
@nando91ct48
@nando91ct48 Жыл бұрын
Bro I keep peeping thru the window cus I think they stealing my truck lol. Every fkn 10 mins. Foook
@TlNQA
@TlNQA 8 ай бұрын
@@nando91ct48how u doin now bro
@synapsesuicide4372
@synapsesuicide4372 3 жыл бұрын
Lee ALWAYS sounds so scared when he is asking questions. That just makes it even funnier
@maxcochrane745
@maxcochrane745 3 жыл бұрын
He does that with his voice when he’s on the verge of a kush coma
@samt797
@samt797 2 жыл бұрын
He killed it when he says : After about a year of that … after one line lock the door😂
@A96847
@A96847 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@emilianoyaboi5911
@emilianoyaboi5911 7 ай бұрын
*hits line…immediately opens curtain to look out window* 😂😂😂😂
@darrenmac2403
@darrenmac2403 4 ай бұрын
@@emilianoyaboi5911dawg I’m ripping the blinds down 👀👀👀😂
@RoxyProd
@RoxyProd 3 жыл бұрын
Listening to this on the comedown to help ease the psychosis that will come if I do more or stay up. Very low, love you guys. Don’t do meth or blow unless you have self control and are knowledgeable.
@shawnmarques7117
@shawnmarques7117 Жыл бұрын
Landing gear is an absolutely must I cant say it enough
@flowersthewizard9336
@flowersthewizard9336 Жыл бұрын
Switch to some pure mdma crystal without the booze or take a tab or two of acid. Makes you open up and release all your bad juju. Do it with a close friend and tell them all your issues you've kept under the bus in your brain. Do it alone and your mind will tell you what you're doing wrong and what you need to do to get past it. Stick to bud, blow ruins a lot of lives that it touches
@the_hulk392
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
​@shawnmarques7117 whats landing gear?
@imaginedevin3183
@imaginedevin3183 11 ай бұрын
⁠@@the_hulk392a drug that helps aid a comedown like when I would do adderall I would use Xanax to help me comedown
@TlNQA
@TlNQA 8 ай бұрын
@@the_hulk392probably benzos
@spuddyfitness
@spuddyfitness 6 ай бұрын
Joey Diaz has become a comfort thing to listen to
@CarterH1998
@CarterH1998 3 ай бұрын
Facts, ive been listening to him my whole life
@matthewburns6630
@matthewburns6630 6 жыл бұрын
All of a sudden he yells " they got a dog!" Lmao
@steveanderson7864
@steveanderson7864 3 жыл бұрын
If you are coked up and watching this, DRINK SOME WATER! MY PSA for the day. Stay safe and enjoy!
@nicholascage9186
@nicholascage9186 3 жыл бұрын
Cheers bro, lmao been up all night and have only had beer and vodka. Getting a big cup of water after this ciggie.
@Greyalien587
@Greyalien587 2 жыл бұрын
@@javanfinnigan4902 now your probably in debt, fired , missed calls on the phone , and looking for cheap places in another state
@tomkoppelmann8366
@tomkoppelmann8366 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for reminding me Brother
@Camaraocompao
@Camaraocompao 2 жыл бұрын
Just passin by to thank you for the reminder
@MelleGamers
@MelleGamers Жыл бұрын
I’m on coke I’m gonna drink Some water, thank you friend
@davidj7891
@davidj7891 3 жыл бұрын
i started using coke when i was 16. seeing joey recover and still kicking today inspired me to get clean
@robertdoyle9180
@robertdoyle9180 4 жыл бұрын
Love the story where he's so high he's hallucinating and flushes the coke. Absolute classic
@francischarlesworth
@francischarlesworth Жыл бұрын
Facts
@sw0re0
@sw0re0 Жыл бұрын
Probably my favorite too always kills me😂
@caseypiper11
@caseypiper11 Жыл бұрын
Man coke is awesome
@alistairwidmer604
@alistairwidmer604 Жыл бұрын
@@sw0re0 they got a Dog!!!! LOL OMG!!!!! only cockheads can relate..🤣🤣🤣
@emilianoyaboi5911
@emilianoyaboi5911 7 ай бұрын
@@caseypiper11it’s the shit
@brianbarcus5853
@brianbarcus5853 4 жыл бұрын
23:00 Lee says: My neighbors got their windows all papered-up, "What are they doing in there? I wanna know so bad." Joey: "God knows."
@nanhunter87
@nanhunter87 2 жыл бұрын
Relate so much to Joey. The last 6 months of my active addiction, or at least the last 6 months before I hit rock bottom, I was doing an 8 ball a day going into work in an office of women and picking up every single lunch break. Driving 30 minutes each way with the dealer whipped into shape from sustained teaching to be where and when we agreed. Staying up for 5 nights then sleeping 18/20 hours on a Friday night while my wife raised out 1yr old. Didn't need drink until the evening when I'd need to blow chunks out of my nose in order to clear the passages, which hurt like a mother fucker. So I'd do two bottles of Jack between 7pm and 7am then get up for work no sleep, gambling all night. Logging onto works bank account and transferring money to gamble with up to 12 times a night. I woke up every day hoping I'd be wiped from existence. No just dead but never lived. Family and friends could live their lives without my influence. I'm 18 months clean and sober. Back with the wife and spend all the time I can with my 3 year old. Working in a job that gives me immense satisfaction and I've taken responsibility for my actions with work, the police, the courts and soon with my regulatory body (chartered accountant). Love Joey's stories as its funny as fuck. But equally love his message (when he gets to it). The man can bring so much good to the world and he has the platform to do it
@jackstrawFW
@jackstrawFW 2 жыл бұрын
Eight ball a day?! Wow brother, thank god youre doing good now, thats wild!
@urbro2
@urbro2 2 жыл бұрын
Dude the company never found out u stole from them? Must me satysfyin :)
@SrSapeca
@SrSapeca 2 жыл бұрын
hope you still going strong brother
@caseypiper11
@caseypiper11 Жыл бұрын
Good luck man
@caseypiper11
@caseypiper11 Жыл бұрын
Good luck man
@Evan-s8o5v
@Evan-s8o5v Жыл бұрын
I've been doing coke and drinking and listening to uncle Joey the last three days
@vinnyrobinson3540
@vinnyrobinson3540 3 жыл бұрын
Who else having a few key bumps listening to the goat himself😆
@sajidurrahman8018
@sajidurrahman8018 3 жыл бұрын
Keep sniffing you're keeping alot of fellas in business
@upgradednigga
@upgradednigga 3 жыл бұрын
@@sajidurrahman8018 shut up
@ScottishTouge
@ScottishTouge 3 жыл бұрын
Haha one of those nights
@edgarsoto2533
@edgarsoto2533 3 ай бұрын
Here got a six pack and 8ball after work once a month
@kipster2472
@kipster2472 5 жыл бұрын
Ordering spoons from room service... LMFAO THAT'S THE BEST!!!!
@Isejankhonojanem
@Isejankhonojanem 6 жыл бұрын
You can tell he still misses it
@WallhacksYT
@WallhacksYT 6 жыл бұрын
Who wouldent cocaine is a hell of a drug
@anthonyharp7696
@anthonyharp7696 6 жыл бұрын
Not when he remembers why he quit
@MandenTV
@MandenTV 6 жыл бұрын
Clos Montana who doesn't?
@akazeek
@akazeek 6 жыл бұрын
Clos Montana meth is better🔥
@Amatronix999
@Amatronix999 6 жыл бұрын
@@akazeek Game you cant win
@RobertoFerrer
@RobertoFerrer 6 жыл бұрын
In about 3 weeks: Joey Diaz's Coke Chronicles: Volume 756
@sarcofaygo6218
@sarcofaygo6218 5 жыл бұрын
The goat
@rokkaboy
@rokkaboy 4 жыл бұрын
saintrobertfv lol one year later. Vol 2. It dropped today 😂
@_Killinit_
@_Killinit_ 3 жыл бұрын
Hearing Joey tell these coke stories satisfy me almost as if I'm doing coke.
@Rawyalty220
@Rawyalty220 3 жыл бұрын
For real
@theBullringLive
@theBullringLive 5 жыл бұрын
10 am crawlin around on the carpet lookin for flakes
@dranor5705
@dranor5705 5 жыл бұрын
because one would break up into an amazing gumming experience omg... I miss it but my body doesn't LOL
@toxicpickle5339
@toxicpickle5339 4 жыл бұрын
420tripping_on_da_cid bfl_shit fuck coke try adderal very similar parachute it crushed up.
@willyc7150
@willyc7150 4 жыл бұрын
The worst
@yoda9862
@yoda9862 3 жыл бұрын
My advice dont walk all over the shop stick to the same path back and forth and you'll find loads if not then it gone
@ryatt9992
@ryatt9992 Жыл бұрын
Carpet surfing is when you at your lowest 😂
@joeymonster
@joeymonster 5 жыл бұрын
Play at 1.5 speed and witness uncle Joey locked in a battchroom back in nineteeeeen... 87.
@yungfilet6129
@yungfilet6129 5 жыл бұрын
wtf speeding this makes the experience of hearing his stories so much crazier
@riffraff1880
@riffraff1880 5 жыл бұрын
Can’t hear shit @ 1.5
@konrad7572
@konrad7572 2 жыл бұрын
hahahahah
@baqalfaham6621
@baqalfaham6621 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “I slammed 10 grams in the backseat of a cab in the summer of 86” diaz
@YamomzBB3
@YamomzBB3 5 жыл бұрын
Baq Alfaham *Summa my friend lol
@domnoya4130
@domnoya4130 3 жыл бұрын
That would kill an elephant.
@jazminrodriguez8536
@jazminrodriguez8536 3 жыл бұрын
@@domnoya4130 omg 😂😂
@josephmachado7939
@josephmachado7939 4 жыл бұрын
Definitely relate to that. "Doing coke at 16 and listen to music think about my mother and cry all night"
@Milo-piano
@Milo-piano Жыл бұрын
🙏🏻
@fernperez4218
@fernperez4218 3 жыл бұрын
The way Lee says “what are they doing in there?” Is so hilarious and innocent at the same time
@simoneeloise
@simoneeloise 3 жыл бұрын
"I wanna know so bad" killed me🤣
@EvoDad87
@EvoDad87 6 жыл бұрын
Lee “what is tweaking?” Syatt
@danielponik5263
@danielponik5263 6 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest video ever and I haven’t even started it yet lol. Thank you.
@EGGYTROLL1
@EGGYTROLL1 2 жыл бұрын
If I ever feel bad about any of my cocaine use, I watch Joey D. Makes me feel so much better.
@Milparceros
@Milparceros 2 жыл бұрын
You not the only one brother 😂
@the_hulk392
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Right. Once a year or two ain't that bad. I HATE when ur done and just wanna feel normal. I feel so shitty it makes me not wanna do it ever again. Then a year or two goes by and I want it. After the first rail it's all bs after. Never gonna feel that good again. Just chasing the first feeling.
@Kazokaslt
@Kazokaslt Жыл бұрын
lol, used to do the same, Joey would justify my poor choices 😂😂😂
@Yidzlfm8.
@Yidzlfm8. 4 жыл бұрын
watching this on coke now i feel what he’s saying so bad it’s unreal!!! Love ya joey!!
@shawnmarques7117
@shawnmarques7117 Жыл бұрын
Am doing the same right now i love listening to joeys stories while on blow
@dan12con
@dan12con Жыл бұрын
Hydrate bro!!
@the_hulk392
@the_hulk392 Жыл бұрын
Same. I only do it once every 2 years or so. Not a stim person, more of a downer. Plus, my guy lives 3k miles away, so no temptation or ability to go get more. I hate that I did it cause I know what's gonna feel like tomorrow.
@richborn6700
@richborn6700 5 жыл бұрын
Shout out to all my coked up commenters roaming down here at 4:45am.
@footballroxx24
@footballroxx24 5 жыл бұрын
Coke overrated asf
@metalhead1440
@metalhead1440 5 жыл бұрын
Yuhp yuhp
@Thisguy1273
@Thisguy1273 5 жыл бұрын
💪🏽
@johnanhnguyen
@johnanhnguyen 4 жыл бұрын
Ayyyyyy
@miktik8624
@miktik8624 4 жыл бұрын
Michael Anthony 8.46
@twogodsword
@twogodsword 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly what makes Joey so great not only is you so dam funny but, you doesn’t preach about quitting stuff or not do coke but he’s just telling his story, he’s the one that doesn’t tell you what to do. But he tells tells you what he did and what he went through. So you can make your own informed decisions. Uncle Joey you truly a one of a kind and thank you for your storytelling about your struggles, it has helped me so much
@babdabubda5266
@babdabubda5266 6 жыл бұрын
Joey "It Must Have Been March of 97" Diaz
@kylemma33
@kylemma33 5 жыл бұрын
On a Tuesday...
@michiganmade6275
@michiganmade6275 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle Gardner I was with my friend... (insert Friends name) 😂
@Super_tramp142
@Super_tramp142 5 жыл бұрын
Michigan Made And you gotta remember, I was clean. I was tryna get my life straight.
@beensteppin5762
@beensteppin5762 5 жыл бұрын
@@Super_tramp142 Then all of a sudden my close friend vinny gabagoo pulled out a package
@baqalfaham6621
@baqalfaham6621 5 жыл бұрын
Babda Bubda 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
@geddyleesowlnose
@geddyleesowlnose 6 жыл бұрын
After I come off of a All night coke binge.... I need this lol
@VodkaSoda
@VodkaSoda 6 жыл бұрын
@@gimmedaloot8168 - his diet probably doesn't help either
@geddyleesowlnose
@geddyleesowlnose 6 жыл бұрын
Geddy knows how too get down
@singhatar0912
@singhatar0912 6 жыл бұрын
Tweaker tweaker
@killuazoldyck6852
@killuazoldyck6852 5 жыл бұрын
Geddy Lee's Owl Nose if your not doin coke just for fun, get help.
@octaviogonzalez5645
@octaviogonzalez5645 5 жыл бұрын
That’s me right now lol
@DuBstEPgAMer1000
@DuBstEPgAMer1000 5 жыл бұрын
Did a g on Christmas for the first time sober, no alcohol, no weed nothing. Me and my buddy plan it, so I didn't drink all day nor smoke to celebrate a white only Christmas. We get the package a g each, go to my others friends house, and break down this flaky stinky yay, a baby line to start night off, things are going well. In about 2-3hr done 3-4 lines 1 every half hr standard shit (by the way I'm 4times a year doing coke kinda guy no savage). At this point great night talk is flowing, music on point etc. Then my other friend start smoking a joint I'm like fck that I ain't smoking while sniffing. Gets to 4.30 am my buddy stops sniffing, I've got half a g left and spilt it into 3 lines, these are massive to lines to me (plus the coke fluffed up so it was a big g). I sniff 1 in each nostril after taking a naughty drop I look at the other line like your gonna have to wait knowing its my last line. Gets to around 5.45 and my buddy is fulling tweaking out getting restless etc and wanting to home. So out of respect for him I sniffed my last line so speed the process up. I call a cab, while waiting my mate pulls the baggy out he had and looks at it like I'm glad I didn't do the rest of you. He got like 3 lines and I say can I buy that of you. He say no which fair play its his. The cab arrives a bit quick so I'm trying to pack my ps4 away while this last line has just hit fcking impossible to do this while fcked up lol. I pack it away and get into the cab, paranoid as fck and I start tweaking out. Got dropped off at my buddys house and decided to walk the rest of the way home. A normal 5-10 walk turned into a hr 15mins walk. Get home and I'm fcking bad now coming down hard. 9am I'm fully sober with the worst come down in my life, chest pains, stomach ache, don't wanna eat, don't wanna drink don't wanna sleep. At this point I think I'm dying literally checking my heart beat, pluse every 5 minutes. I force a cup of tea down and a mouthful of toast gagging while eating it. 11am the anxiety is bad but I'm getting better , I've convinced myself I'm not dying and managed another cup of tea and 2 pieces of toast. Midday I'm tired now lying in bed still googling cocaine overdose symptoms, I say fck it lay my head down and said to myself if I die in my sleep what can you do. Still here cocksuckers. The thing I hated about that night was the night turned into the only priority was the cocaine, I didn't enjoy it like I do with a beer and pick me up bump in the toliet at a pub or club. We'll hope you enjoyed the story if you read it all 🙂
@imspiffy
@imspiffy 5 жыл бұрын
Cool story lmao never done coke but still intriguing
@Stephen-lt1tp
@Stephen-lt1tp 5 жыл бұрын
You had fake coke, or it was cut with something, coke is supposed to make you feel like superman, on top of the world
@MrDangleSnipeCelly12
@MrDangleSnipeCelly12 5 жыл бұрын
360SRH 2 u clearly never hit a few too many drifts
@Stephen-lt1tp
@Stephen-lt1tp 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrDangleSnipeCelly12 huh? drifts?
@str8904
@str8904 5 жыл бұрын
Glad you didn't die bro lol but that's what happens when you do coke. The entire night just becomes about doing the next line.
@AdamParadis-z3z
@AdamParadis-z3z Жыл бұрын
They gotta dawgggggggggg, hands down the hardest Joey Diaz has made me laugh😭😭😭😭
@leocarreo
@leocarreo 5 жыл бұрын
The dog ending up being a fire hydrant had me rolling!
@Trenchboynino
@Trenchboynino Жыл бұрын
im 26 now finally got off of coke after 8 years. so glad i don’t go through any of this anymore 🤢
@TipsyCrowShow
@TipsyCrowShow Жыл бұрын
I miss doing coke with the boys. Happy it’s no longer in my life, but man I miss the feeling. The shit when your whole face goes numb off a key bump, and you can’t feel the two packs of cigarettes you smoke in 14 hours. 😂
@_.13_
@_.13_ Жыл бұрын
Back when it was pure
@zeej80
@zeej80 Жыл бұрын
Dammit- do I know,& remember those days. I was into ecstasy in the early 2000s,& would smoke a pack & a half of Newports in an evening-I’d have heartburn for days! Don’t regret it for a minute!
@Thefringefitnessproject
@Thefringefitnessproject 3 жыл бұрын
These stories are so great to hear because it makes all of my wild bindge days. 3.. 4.. days no sleep.. really poor choices .. thousands spent in a night ECT.. just makes me feel a little better that so many have the same stories and worked into a good life after all
@Cummyeyelyds
@Cummyeyelyds 3 жыл бұрын
Agreee
@randalsavage790
@randalsavage790 6 жыл бұрын
Does lee even have a pulse??
@ryanwilliams4223
@ryanwilliams4223 6 жыл бұрын
Did you hear Lee say OH NO when Joey said he put the tyres on,he even responds poorly to positive news haha
@riffraff1880
@riffraff1880 5 жыл бұрын
Randal Savage no.. lol
@riffraff1880
@riffraff1880 5 жыл бұрын
Lee is fucking brain dead my god
@mastercheese6950
@mastercheese6950 5 жыл бұрын
Lee looks like a lifeless tired worm that is tired of living
@Nugzz187
@Nugzz187 4 жыл бұрын
I could sit and listen to Uncle joey all day, his stories are the best.
@joev7861
@joev7861 3 жыл бұрын
his Coke stories from back in the day have helped me give my parents ALOT of slack lmao
@BroonSpice-ev7hs
@BroonSpice-ev7hs Жыл бұрын
Doing some lines in my room , smoking cigs while listening to this great storytelling, I guess it's a nice way to end the crazy journey with the powder. Hope I make it haha. Thanks, uncle Joey. 17/06/2023. 10:09PM.
@schmanderich
@schmanderich Жыл бұрын
You made it?
@discospeed
@discospeed 8 ай бұрын
Yeah he's dead ​@@schmanderich
@connorqualheim
@connorqualheim 6 жыл бұрын
You're a legend for this
@sasmayte
@sasmayte 3 ай бұрын
I do not care if he exaggerates or even lies I will listen to these story’s for years to come just a legend
@RamnaViaz
@RamnaViaz 4 жыл бұрын
The coke chronicles should be the name of his next comedy special if he ever gets the chance to do another one.
@ELDee420
@ELDee420 5 жыл бұрын
The person with black paper over the window either loves drugs and hates sunlight or they work 3rd shift lol
@ryanwilliams4223
@ryanwilliams4223 6 жыл бұрын
The nightmare begins when you run out of booze,the booze keeps you drunk but when you sniff coke alone it just makes you sober and very agitated.
@FromTheHood2TheWoods
@FromTheHood2TheWoods 5 жыл бұрын
Beardy Ry sad but fact
@lukey9179
@lukey9179 5 жыл бұрын
scariest is when you run out of booze when youre coming down :(
@why3011
@why3011 5 жыл бұрын
Sniffing coke alone makes you sober. Lol that coke head logic.
@brabusmighty9458
@brabusmighty9458 5 жыл бұрын
Why's your name beardy? You've a fuckin chin strap
@caseywalker1714
@caseywalker1714 5 жыл бұрын
When you turn into a coke zombie. Do lines but not getting any higher. Just cherped out.. For the birds bro.
@Silkk121382
@Silkk121382 4 жыл бұрын
...Joey "everybody was lookin' outta windows" Diaz
@jposco
@jposco 2 жыл бұрын
"Getting little crumbles off the floor.. stick em in your nose looking at each other" lmao
@ronalddillenger7339
@ronalddillenger7339 5 жыл бұрын
Nothing beats them first few lines :(
@dreckajax4258
@dreckajax4258 2 жыл бұрын
"They got got a dooooog!" And the coke's gone 😂😂😭. Qué orgullo ser compatriota de este personaje tan legendario pinga!!
@4U2C2DAY2
@4U2C2DAY2 2 ай бұрын
I had a few buddies that passed away that had the literally same type stories.. Cool to be reminded of those dudes when i hear joey
@DylanFoster87
@DylanFoster87 5 жыл бұрын
Video starts with a cough 😂
@seansherman327
@seansherman327 3 жыл бұрын
Never had a security camera but I've definitely watched porn for 8 hours while doing lines and drinking beers and looking out the window every 10 minutes lmaooo
@johnlubin1048
@johnlubin1048 Жыл бұрын
Swear that’s what I did 😭
@fuzzydunlop2328
@fuzzydunlop2328 Жыл бұрын
@Mr-kq8xs
@Mr-kq8xs 5 жыл бұрын
The conversations locked in the house for a few days, sometimes was the best.
@chrisconnor8086
@chrisconnor8086 Жыл бұрын
These are the best videos on youtube
@nawafalgarni5771
@nawafalgarni5771 4 жыл бұрын
Joey “and I’ll never forget” diaz
@chroniclesoflifetv
@chroniclesoflifetv 5 жыл бұрын
Listening Joey 's stories about coke while you are high in Coke....Just try it
@matthewroreilly
@matthewroreilly 5 жыл бұрын
Neutral commentator Chea me too, sucks trying to make comments where no one knows how you feeling, you’re experiencing what Joey is saying, makes you feel a little less shitty lmfaoooooo
@ohYex
@ohYex 5 жыл бұрын
Lmaoo fuck I’ve been up all night banging lines by myself ...now the sun is up and I’m watching these lol 😳
@brockmeeks1695
@brockmeeks1695 4 жыл бұрын
Become1 you still using drugs while you’re making those law of attraction videos?
@RyanTighe
@RyanTighe 3 жыл бұрын
@@ohYex bruh 1 year later I’m doing the exact same thing 🤯
@chroniclesoflifetv
@chroniclesoflifetv 9 ай бұрын
You ain't the only one ​@@RyanTighe
@ScheffCity
@ScheffCity Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love how this legendary collection of stories starts at literally 0:00 with Joey coughing like the last unicorn with covid 😂
@notats
@notats 4 ай бұрын
IT WAS 86 IN BOULDER COLORADO AND THE COKE WAS TREMENDOUS
@joeyy1768
@joeyy1768 3 жыл бұрын
Snort a gram and then have a burrito 😂😂
@KidIll
@KidIll 2 жыл бұрын
Its a friday night.. i just finished work.. got a big bottle of Jack Daniels and a gram of blow.. watching this whilst getting high feels even better cause i can relate to half of the shit hes talking bout haha
@FVCK-
@FVCK- 5 жыл бұрын
Jesus Christ I can relate to so many of these stories. Except the quitting part, haven’t done that yet.
@jordanlahr1301
@jordanlahr1301 2 жыл бұрын
Have you quit yet?
@Santodomingopopis
@Santodomingopopis 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “ another gram at 1 am “ Díaz
@RoscoeStudios
@RoscoeStudios 6 жыл бұрын
“The first cocaine shit of the night” 😂😂😂😂
@SirDrewPeacock
@SirDrewPeacock 7 ай бұрын
I’m so coked out rn . This is perfect
@StoredSolution2
@StoredSolution2 5 жыл бұрын
Joey “ I was doing a 8ball a day aight” Diaz
@dogle7549
@dogle7549 2 жыл бұрын
It’s 123 in the morning I jus did a line of blow I’m smoking a cig and this video is just perfect thanks for posting this
@MadAdz64
@MadAdz64 2 жыл бұрын
Watching this is so good while doing coke lol
@Fakken28
@Fakken28 5 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey paints pictures.
@curlyfm
@curlyfm 4 жыл бұрын
This coke was so good I couldn’t even walk.
@alexguerra683
@alexguerra683 3 жыл бұрын
frast forward..he just makes his own words..love joey 2021
@anilgill6846
@anilgill6846 5 жыл бұрын
I don't know why.... but I love when Unvle Joey crushes the water!
@dooski01
@dooski01 Жыл бұрын
I live for Lee’s little whimpers!!
@BL4CK0UT17
@BL4CK0UT17 2 жыл бұрын
It’s Tuesday night here in the UK, well 5am. Been up all night sniffing lines and watching my cctv 😂😂
@21RIP
@21RIP 6 жыл бұрын
First sentence made me laugh instantly. This guy is 👑
@nandochavez4546
@nandochavez4546 4 жыл бұрын
That tweaking explanation was amazing
@MultiView101
@MultiView101 Жыл бұрын
That “TWEAKING “ part was spot on 😂😂😂
@Gerald.69
@Gerald.69 2 жыл бұрын
4:44 hits home. I graduated 2016, and my friend used to smoke opiates on foil with my math teacher all throughout my time in highschool. She OD'd on H my senior year. She was one of the realest most honest, and nice teachers i met. She was hooked since the 80's after getting pills when being hurt in the military. Crazy how someone can go from doing math for the tomahawk missiles, to dying from drugs. Thats a sign we NEED things like psychedelic therapy and other legal drugs with way less regulation and stigma around them. Were losing amazing bright people from greed.
@mccarthy5825
@mccarthy5825 2 жыл бұрын
Sorry to hear that mate, she sounded like a lovely woman with a hard life. Spent 12 years on heroin, coke, crack, benzos and heavy drinking. I'm clean now but it's still great to see so many countries are giving out free Naloxone nasal sprays for ODs and making sure that people are aware how to use them. I know a few people who would still be here if they had access to that. Hope you are doing well mate and all the best from 🇮🇪 👍 take care
@joe56984
@joe56984 9 ай бұрын
This one hit home, it’s still a struggle.
@michaelzuniga6839
@michaelzuniga6839 5 жыл бұрын
Joey's making my mouth water.....
@timothyfails7166
@timothyfails7166 5 жыл бұрын
Tru
@tomadidntsleep
@tomadidntsleep 4 жыл бұрын
gay?
@BlahBlooBlee4205
@BlahBlooBlee4205 4 жыл бұрын
@@tomadidntsleep yay
@brockmeeks1695
@brockmeeks1695 4 жыл бұрын
toma lazurca nah, just a junkie
@BadzTheNewGood
@BadzTheNewGood Жыл бұрын
When he said the guy said"They have a dog had me in tears😂"
@Rose-qj4op
@Rose-qj4op 2 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy how Joey is explaining tweaking because it’s spot on anyone else tweak like this ?
@ryatt9992
@ryatt9992 Жыл бұрын
Been there the worst is when you do that ya yo all night then you hear them birds chirping in the morning, that’s when you think wtf are you doing
@HeyYaKnow
@HeyYaKnow 7 ай бұрын
"The first year of doing coke I didn't get high". Well, way to stick in there, Joey.. 😂😂
@jasoncardwell8535
@jasoncardwell8535 3 жыл бұрын
The addicts mind is a complete mystery. We do shit that we know WILL kill us, on the thoughts that we know what we're doing... 😂😔
@Ihavehadmanynames7779
@Ihavehadmanynames7779 9 ай бұрын
I’m convinced none of them actually enjoy it. I can see the sprry look on their faces everytime they sniff it up “why am I doing this? Oh well im a kewl kid now i guess” is probably the only thing they have going through their head. I think you are severely over estimating human intelligence. Almost 50% of the population has no internal monologue. What fills that space? Chocolate Dicks
@benzobpm7443
@benzobpm7443 3 жыл бұрын
Is it bad I’m sitting here fixing my plate right now while watching this.... god I love coke
@kushmoosh4171
@kushmoosh4171 6 жыл бұрын
Lees like your little brother wen he first heard your war stories. Respect tho he looks as stoned as I wish I could. I know he sleeepin gooood
@stewartcattanach7224
@stewartcattanach7224 4 жыл бұрын
Damn I could sit here for weeks listening
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