Joey Diaz tells funny shit stories with Tom Segura. Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1,000.
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@TheJoeGratta4 жыл бұрын
I’m telling my kids this is the first meeting of congress.
@Shubham.Katyal4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👌🏼💯🗿
@msannthrope_20494 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@bigcityclipz70333 жыл бұрын
lmao
@lccody15373 жыл бұрын
We’d get more shit done if it was.
@kevinobryant483 жыл бұрын
Founding Father’s
@FrooNash3 жыл бұрын
“It Lubes Up Your Pipes” *SHART NOISE* 8:10
@thedude52933 жыл бұрын
Oh my haha
@Grandmaster_Vic5 жыл бұрын
I had to pause the video like 4 times. I have never cried so much from laughter in a very long time. Joey Diaz is a fucking legend 😂😂
@PDG_7 жыл бұрын
*OMG he's changing flavours* I fucking died
@RationalGaze2167 ай бұрын
Imagine being friends with Joey Diaz, you'd just be dying laughing all the time 😂
@jordanohare44085 жыл бұрын
Best 20mins of my life
@thunderbeast21265 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t breathe when I watched this video from laughing so hard lmao
@triippy...64763 жыл бұрын
love seeing Joey so amused by Joe at 10:50 lmaoo
@exp037a4 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is the king of dirty comedy.
@retrogamerfan1236 жыл бұрын
I love doin those big shits only to feel my stomach churn and wave 2 begins after that I feel so light and proud of my accomplishment :)
@vincetopic5897 ай бұрын
No wonder joe loves this guy so much
@bobwehadababyitzaboy58725 жыл бұрын
1.8K comments so this won't be seen, but I have to say it. I'm not sure I've ever laughed that hard in my life.
@GumbyJumpOff5 жыл бұрын
This clip is free therapy of the highest order.
@skykn1ght785 жыл бұрын
Agreed. And I’m a therapist!
@michaelhull65415 жыл бұрын
I need to see your therapist, mine is more so just talking about my problems.and breathing techniques. My therapist doesn't have me laughing my ass off.
@michaelhull65414 жыл бұрын
@@Blitz-dm3kv not at all man, you got me!
@SkylineGTRB264 жыл бұрын
of da highest ORDA!
@dragospahontu4 жыл бұрын
Best video in the history?
@Trxxpa4 жыл бұрын
Her: I bet he's cheating on me rn Him and the boys:
@juansanchez63823 жыл бұрын
This deserves more likes
@RC-md2yx3 жыл бұрын
*Farting
@Rocky-oq9cy2 жыл бұрын
@@RC-md2yx You tried making a funny joke. That's all that matters. It's ok buddy.
@KoolRanqe2 жыл бұрын
Talking bout taking shits 🤣
@ricosmoove2736 Жыл бұрын
Literally 😂😂😂😂
@gehrigcupo67834 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey stays quiet for like 10 seconds and comes back into the conversation with the funniest shit you’ve ever heard in your life lol
@Ifrekinlovecookies4 жыл бұрын
He's lives a long life he probably has to recall and spin things a little
@Dankdalorde4 жыл бұрын
I read this in his voice
@dragospahontu4 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely the best!
@zproductions57473 жыл бұрын
Right all of sudden “I did take shit for week
@Nobody-mu9hd2 жыл бұрын
Anything anyone talks about I’m sure he’s waiting to see if he can relate to the topic but he has a large variety of stories to tell that are funny.
@coreymineard5 жыл бұрын
And I blew this fart, Joe Rogan... 🤣 🤣 🤣
@krazykdon5 жыл бұрын
Hahah
@VonTaylan5 жыл бұрын
I shit my pants from laughing on that part.
@hassaanawan3675 жыл бұрын
that was so bad
@sabbasarishvili66774 жыл бұрын
Dude I'm having trouble breathing I'm laughin so harda :D:D:DD:
@zekinumanoglu31525 жыл бұрын
This is the greatest conversation in podcast history. EDIT: Wow, thx for the likes guys x
@crissy24205 жыл бұрын
Yes. Yes it is
@Herreraluis1065 жыл бұрын
You gotta hear Joey tell the story about the one legged girl on ymh podcast
@HarryManback05 жыл бұрын
Any episode of YMH is funnier than this, it's by far the funniest podcast ever.
@brysonfirosz23844 жыл бұрын
Idk the tragedy of Darth plaguis the wise would be a pretty damn good convo on a podcast
@lonewarrior37334 жыл бұрын
Without a doubt. I approve this shit.
@psycold7 жыл бұрын
I love how Joey addresses his close friends by their full names.
@dsandoval93966 жыл бұрын
i've noticed how they all call each other by their full names
@idkdrew6 жыл бұрын
Joey "Joe Rogan" Diaz
@Wtf1233886 жыл бұрын
Probably because he's known so many people throughout his life lol but I know what you mean
@alduins_orange81716 жыл бұрын
Respect
@mnb91626 жыл бұрын
Yeh. He can be talking about the most disgusting stuff but as soon as he says 'Joe Rogan' it makes it sound respectful.
@ale583017 жыл бұрын
"Some animal took a shit back there" Technically not untrue
@davidolsen63286 жыл бұрын
Andy Lee lol
@brainmushpod6 жыл бұрын
Haha it looked like someone got shot in the head.
@ManjotSingh-ih7gi6 жыл бұрын
Andy Lee I
@carrrexx71905 жыл бұрын
A Joeysarus
@asadkhan-qm1my5 жыл бұрын
@Andy Lee that's the best kind of correct.
@mikekoenig64675 жыл бұрын
That Reeses peanut buttah fume leaks out 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@deepanshpathak Жыл бұрын
3:59
@aaroneusjames23424 жыл бұрын
Joey "and i blew this fart Joe Rogan" Diaz
@PsychoticBedroomRecordings6 жыл бұрын
"I wake my wife up and tell her honey, you gotta inhale this one"
@ellisjackson33555 жыл бұрын
Lol
@sabbasarishvili66774 жыл бұрын
I can barely breath :D:D:D:D
@theacaciamatrix15374 жыл бұрын
@@ellisjackson3355 dutch oven
@ellisjackson33554 жыл бұрын
@@sabbasarishvili6677 wife can barely breathe too
@NavidKhan842 жыл бұрын
Lmao..I used to take my ex wifes hand when she was asleep put it in my pants, just on top of my ass...and rip a big one!!
@DanG69965 жыл бұрын
This is absolutely hands down the funniest shit I’ve ever heard in my life.
@Lorendrawn5 жыл бұрын
This is hands down the shittiest fun I've ever had!
@sammysstopmotionoas20045 жыл бұрын
Oh my God I was on the floor barely breathing from laughter.
@Iwasthewalrus4 жыл бұрын
Which one?
@dragospahontu4 жыл бұрын
Best video on KZbin?
@eamoman6513 жыл бұрын
I hope ye all go and watch his Joey's story about the one legged woman 😂😂😂
@jakelandshark11437 жыл бұрын
62, stoned, and laughing at fart stories. Life is good.
@repeHAX5 жыл бұрын
@Alex Briggs nice brain
@armaliteslungsentinal73525 жыл бұрын
Alex Briggs No way ur that stupid
@ameerahtoyfunreview96745 жыл бұрын
Dude hows near death feel
@dy9amo1275 жыл бұрын
isn't he 55?
@ლ.ლ-ნ7ძ5 жыл бұрын
MercuryOnCFW lol who? Did he name names or he is he referring to himself...
@zacharyvanoostenrijk935 жыл бұрын
I farted a huge fart one time that was so strong my neighbor below me called me to find out if everything was alright. I squeezed my a$$cheeks into the floor, and it made a boom that shook the entire apartment. Best fart ever
@efrainsolano28472 жыл бұрын
Ayo😭I would've been on the floor laughing
@xx3astmanxx2872 жыл бұрын
If i ever heard anything like that I’d probably literally die of loling 😂
@ChuckBoi85453 жыл бұрын
This is exactly the conversation that men have while girls think we're talking about their boobs or something
@deltablaze777 жыл бұрын
This is what guys talk about just so you ladies know.
@bobby98476 жыл бұрын
DeltaBlaZe77 if you only knew what ladies talk about when we're not around.
@MsMorbeg6 жыл бұрын
And girls too, believe me!
@MrRaErickson6 жыл бұрын
DeltaBlaZe77 truth
@rachellandherr52626 жыл бұрын
....ladies too.
@jonholmes30136 жыл бұрын
DeltaBlaZe77 yup grab Em by the pussy
@TheLegalPirate5 жыл бұрын
"Omg its changing flavors" I cried laughing for like 7 minutes wtf
@dragospahontu4 жыл бұрын
OMFG i died
@EFFeCTED183 жыл бұрын
I can't even
@nat2nathan2005 Жыл бұрын
I woke my girlfriend up, I laughed so hard.
@HelvetesSkitApa Жыл бұрын
he's*
@gerardgomez407529 күн бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😅😅😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LucasPalYT_Official6 жыл бұрын
Joey hissing at his cats had me dying
@DarkLordofTheSith696 жыл бұрын
913dodger its me ya fucks!!
@staghead87105 жыл бұрын
"It's me, ya fuck!!" lol
@shrutefarms47415 жыл бұрын
And his wiggling legs!
@Blaze-ing3 жыл бұрын
12:20 “oh my god he’s changing flavors” story
@MF-rtard893 жыл бұрын
Thanks
@oceanmansbreakfast36282 жыл бұрын
👑
@bodenlanglois6032 Жыл бұрын
Joey should be in a fabreeze commercial. " I don't live with stink" 😆
@zimmerman10317 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz's wife is a lucky man.
@Never24Summer7 жыл бұрын
demontrace lol nice
@johnl16866 жыл бұрын
Bwhahaha
@filibertogarciasi6 жыл бұрын
She must smell like joey.
@riffraff90706 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha hahahahaha!
@renel89646 жыл бұрын
His wife is a man 🤣🤣🤣
@kevinbacon87167 жыл бұрын
Poop stories never stop being funny
@rutosdf43106 жыл бұрын
Steve Lattimer facts homie. The funniest shit since preschool
@Jar0fMay06 жыл бұрын
It's funny, no matter where you live around the world, shit jokes are funny as hell.
@ultraspider38366 жыл бұрын
Steve Lattimer 666 likes
@ultraspider38366 жыл бұрын
I changed that to save you
@jakehenry6166 жыл бұрын
Yup. Pushing 30 and I can't ever not laugh at farts and poop.
@michaelhenderson3225 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz toilet training his son "Don't let your ball's stay in the bowl son, hold them up."
@jamesroboyle5 жыл бұрын
Balls*
@johnnyrafael87583 жыл бұрын
“In case someone sucks ya dick, now flush cocksucka”
@benoliver55933 жыл бұрын
I need that shirt
@thedude52933 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyrafael8758 I'm wheezing
@chanimarie66922 жыл бұрын
I've watched this several times; I'm still in tears from laughing! And yes, I'm a 40-year-old woman with the humor of an adolescent boy--and proud of it!
@SouthoftheHill2 жыл бұрын
We grow old but never really grow up!
@willm30272 жыл бұрын
That’s what’s up never met a chick like you
@muhammadputera6593 Жыл бұрын
@@willm3027 chick like you eh?
@VonTaylan11 ай бұрын
Welcome to the club 😊
@robcappa863210 ай бұрын
We have our whole lives to grow up
@Noerbalboer6 жыл бұрын
My god I haven’t laughed this hard in like 2 years. Thank you Joey Diaz.
@jeremybrainard44233 жыл бұрын
It’s been 2 years since you made this comment. Here’s your reminder to watch.
@markR6.762 жыл бұрын
I’ll second that 😂
@seanking6184 Жыл бұрын
Likewise 🤣
@danteduck9518 Жыл бұрын
@@jeremybrainard4423well done sir 😂
@Logan-wt5oy6 жыл бұрын
Best part is Young Jamie laughing mid-drink at 7:48
@cloudripper40964 жыл бұрын
Never noticed till u said it and now I can never unhear it
@cruiser_b97794 жыл бұрын
He’s slurping Joe under the table
@joshmcdonald95084 жыл бұрын
omg i heard it!!!!!
@eorghergsgrosehg4 жыл бұрын
@@cruiser_b9779 lol
@RallickNom4 жыл бұрын
@@cruiser_b9779 giving Joey that suka la mink
@JayGadling7 жыл бұрын
"He's like, 'I've done studies'."
@walkerdeserttracer67676 жыл бұрын
Jay LeMaire thumbs up for grammar.
@johnmcknight49076 жыл бұрын
Fucking done💀😂😂
@thenightking66623 жыл бұрын
"I just had a conversation with Susan" never fails to make me laugh
@XdarkendGOSPLE6 жыл бұрын
I love how you can always hear Joey breathing like wtf??😂😂😂
@aaroneusjames23425 жыл бұрын
Eminem too.
@wilfordbrimley15065 жыл бұрын
That’s how Ralphie was, but like times infinity
@safemoondan66385 жыл бұрын
He’s changing flavors. He sounds like an old soda machine.
@theacaciamatrix15374 жыл бұрын
joey makes great use of oxygen and he also paints the air we breathe with fecal matter after a big fahhht and maybe a big ol shit ...i bet his fahhts stink to hi heven when he is doin coke
@nickgarcia6105 ай бұрын
Now I can’t unhear it bruh 😂
@yourstepdad39007 жыл бұрын
'' You ever cut a shit in half'' LOL
@Snaffle7 жыл бұрын
your stepdad when you go to prison..
@bo0tybandit7 жыл бұрын
your stepdad unless you wanna make noon chucks.
@killekillekille16 жыл бұрын
''Yea I did it last week, and maybe a couple of weeks ago, what about u?'' lmfao
@irieite96666 жыл бұрын
I actually did many times using the toilet brush with toilet paper as a buffer. I'm 6 foot 5 and often take foot long shits. I can block the toilet with just shit and no toilet paper. So long story short if I see its a whopper now I cut it with the toilet brush. I'm literally full of shit, not figuratively.
@ItsTimeIDisappear096 жыл бұрын
Dat reeses peanut butter fume!
@adaml56907 жыл бұрын
It's funny how stories about shit and farts are STILL hilarious as adults. To this day if I'm drinking with friends and somebody has a good shit story everybody laughs all night long about it.
@Lozzomatic7 жыл бұрын
Same here. I'm a grown ass woman and a good fart or shit story still has me laughing like a 12 year old idiot.
@kommi19747 жыл бұрын
Adam L Truth
@xBrOwNeDoG7 жыл бұрын
idiot... you got that right.
@getyoueverytimeaaa59767 жыл бұрын
- Joseph you must be a girl or a child in order not to get this.
@dylanmckinley32817 жыл бұрын
Adam L even a nice sounding fart will have everyone in the room cracking up.
@davidmares60535 жыл бұрын
17:10 - "you got to give me a second"
@Timmorrisjr4 жыл бұрын
I saw this live as it aired. I still come back to this specific clip every time I’m sad or in a bad mood. Instantly cheers me up. Greatest moment in Joe Rogan’s podcast history hands down!
@hyperionman4205 жыл бұрын
This doesn't even feel like a podcast. Just some real men smoking doinks and laughing their asses off talking about farts. Love it.
@UFO-zi2bp7 жыл бұрын
Tommy's line didn't get enough credit "It's like a comet" lmfao
@jacoblietz68237 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@GriseldaBSF4105 жыл бұрын
jOhn that was hilarious
@marcwharb3335 жыл бұрын
Absolutely
@DontarrestmePLZ5 жыл бұрын
That had me laughing way harder than anything else.
@salohcin10135 жыл бұрын
I burst out laughing at that line, glad it's getting some credit haha
@powmow7 жыл бұрын
When your 1000th episode is nothing but shit and fart stories. I love these dudes.
@ZOMBIESrEMO_Official4 жыл бұрын
My 2019 depression has been cured.
@CDickMcAwsomepants5 жыл бұрын
"The sensitivity of the inner-asshole region is amazing"
@louzer25667 жыл бұрын
I had terrible acid reflux and indigestion as well as constipation for quite some time so my farts were smelling worse than dead people farts. I had to ride a plane, a 4 1/2 hr flight from LA to Baltimore for my brother's graduation, my stomach was hurting real bad so I pretended i was sleeping and i lit up the plane so bad the guy behind me after smelling two or three waves of my farts just slammed down his laptop and shouted, "SERIOUSLY??!!?!"
@drinkwater59697 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@airriflemaniac7 жыл бұрын
Lou Zer lmao
@rcurl447 жыл бұрын
Lou Zer Oh my god I'm dying right now
@kappamomondo10387 жыл бұрын
pretending to be asleep to cut a couple farts is absolutely brilliant, I'm stealing that one
@indifrent_fxuk2677 жыл бұрын
Lmfao I can't breathe!!
@Brettski877 жыл бұрын
I for sure got a hernia from laughing so hard at this.
@PatriotIzzy6 жыл бұрын
I got one of those intense laughing sessions where you start to feel an ab workout.
@angelgjr19996 жыл бұрын
Dude my face turned bright red and i legit couldnt breathe for a minute... thought i was going to pass out
@dantechills99856 жыл бұрын
I almost fell out of my chair.. but i was standing
@dantechills99856 жыл бұрын
@@angelgjr1999 Hence the " kmsl " reference 😂
@angelgjr19996 жыл бұрын
Jose Courage kmsi?
@zalkowcr7 жыл бұрын
“You don't have to be smart to laugh at farts, but you have to be stupid not to.” - Louis C.K.
@mikestaton90316 жыл бұрын
"you mind if I take my dick out?"
@davidc47936 жыл бұрын
Mike Staton lmaoo
@BayAreaMike994 жыл бұрын
16:32 joey sounds like a straight piped Honda accelerating😂😂
@fitzyakamcsyke4 жыл бұрын
College girls: "Youre awesome!" Tom Segura: "No I had to take, a crazy shit"
@colosseo78277 жыл бұрын
"The cats are scratching at me and I'm like, 'It's me, you fuck!'" That fucking killed me.
@FallenMerick7 жыл бұрын
My best shit story: one of my buddies in college got a small ankle-biter dog as a gift from the girl he was dating at the time, and instead of potty training it he decided to just buy those pet mats that you place on your floor for them to shit and piss on all over. Well, he never took the time to teach it how to go there either, so it would just shit and piss everywhere in his room and sometimes in the hallway while he was gone, and like an idiot he would pick up the poop and place it on the mat thinking that the dog would eventually figure it out. One day while he was in his night class, a bunch of us were hanging out over there smoking/drinking and playing cards, and talking about how awful his room was starting to smell, and I thought it would be hilarious if someone took a massive shit on the mat in his room, cause he would probably think that the dog actually did it. Since it was my idea, and I had one lined up ready to go, I took it on myself to do it. It was the most awkward shit I have ever taken in my life - I had to squat about a foot off the ground and shit between my own two feet on top of a pile of week old dog shit. The best part though was when he finally came home, we all talked nonchalantly for like an hour over cards about how great it would be if his dog would finally learn to poop on the mat, and eventually got him to decide to go up and check on it. We had to choke back uncontrollable laughter as he came back downstairs all excited that his dog had finally figured it out, and kept going on about how big the poop was and whatnot. At one point I actually kept asking him if he would describe it as a "human-sized" shit, but he never caught on. He was completely clueless, and we finally couldn't take it anymore so we broke the news to him, and then we all died laughing for a straight 15 minutes while he just sat there fuming. He was so upset that I actually felt bad for him, so like a good friend I picked my own shit up and flushed it down the toilet, then changed the pet mat for him. Also, because I was young and naive at the time, I thought that this story would be a great one to share with this girl that I was interested in just a few weeks later. She stopped talking to me after that. lmao
@drsavage32627 жыл бұрын
FallenMerick probably one of the best shit stories I've ever years! good times!
@Dan_Behr457 жыл бұрын
great ending. i can totally see myself doing something similar
@someguyontheinternet27146 жыл бұрын
This was an amazing read. Thank you for your service.
@evanabbott27376 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha that’s awesome. And that woman is just uptight, be glad you didn’t end up dating an uptight person...they’re the worst.
@alexsully25866 жыл бұрын
FallenMerick man! What a prude. Probably a quaker or some wild ass shit.
@damianbenson80925 жыл бұрын
One day I was standing in line to ourchase cigarettes from the cigarette counter and my gf was standing behind me but a bit off to the side, behind her there were about 5 more people in line. So as I am waiting I felt a fart bubble work its way down. I decided to let it out quietly, and as soon as it started to push out, I immediately knew it was going to be bad because it was one of those really hot ones, so I cut about 80% of the rest of the fart out and held it in. All of a sudden my gf taps me in the shoulder and asks me quietly.. Did you just fart? The look on my face gave it away, she said it was so bad that she had to leave the store. Now as she left, the dude behind her moved up one spit and took her place. That look on his face I will bever forget, I had even saw his nostrils flare before hand. As soon as he smelled it, I told him.. Do you smell that!? I think that girl just farted and left the store! Ive blamed it on the dog before but this was a perfect scapegoat.
@aaroneusjames23424 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts
@joepaccrakurii12274 жыл бұрын
Pmsl m8 fantastic
@NotoEP4 жыл бұрын
I just cried reading this!🤘🏻🤣🔥💨😷
@JoepJackson4 жыл бұрын
That was hillarious
@ntl99744 жыл бұрын
Dogs are always scapegoats lol
@nat2nathan2005 Жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz has got to be one of the most naturally funny people on the planet. It's like he doesn't have to try at all, he just has a way of telling stories that tickles me like nobody else.
@stephenharrington19774 жыл бұрын
This is basically every conversation I have with my friends when we meet up
@christopherwhiteside44484 жыл бұрын
What a terrible life you must have
@michaelkelligan79315 жыл бұрын
Never throw toothpicks in a toilet, crabs can polevault! 🦀
@jjjr86645 жыл бұрын
Bro!! Lmao
@VictorHernandez-pu6cg4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@scottysatpanalysis3 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@michaelbowers38497 жыл бұрын
He's changing flavors is one of the funniest things I have heard
@Smokaa__7 жыл бұрын
love being a man. we talk about anything on our minds. and shit happens to be a good topic to tall about.
@gimmedaloot81686 жыл бұрын
Austin Muller women are also capable of talking about anything on their minds
@truthsayer23106 жыл бұрын
LeBrick Mayhitslikeafeather shut the fuck up
@patrickmccutcheon88606 жыл бұрын
We all do it, and sometimes it's got a significant story tied to it haha
@trillgates24526 жыл бұрын
LeBrick Mayhitslikeafeather But, it's just not funny when women do it.
@ryanstewart8505 жыл бұрын
This is without doubt the best conversation ever! Whenever I feel down or hungover I put this on and it never fails to make me laugh and feel better.
@AirWindFire Жыл бұрын
That’s awesome, I hope this gives you a notification and you find the post again?
@apmm42094 жыл бұрын
They are literally crying with laughter ! I'm actually wiping tears from my eyes while typing this 😆😆😆
@taylorheffernan1767 жыл бұрын
Someone please animate this
@bovacanti33347 жыл бұрын
Taylor Heffernan PLEASE
@marcpeppp39357 жыл бұрын
Taylor Heffernan exactly what I was thinking!
@SeedyNathan7 жыл бұрын
That would be hilarious, literally just listening to this live I were in stitches the animation would make it even 10x better! Would appreciate if you any mma fans here checked out my promo for the may-mac fight and helped me reach 150 subs
@jayjayson96137 жыл бұрын
Taylor Heffernan I was thinking the same thing!
@T25de7 жыл бұрын
I've seen some animated bits, this would be epic if animated!!!
@jamesbaggett72235 жыл бұрын
Every man on Earth has destroyed a public toilet at least once....Hell last week I went to the gym and after my workout I was chilling in the sauna. Suddenly from around the corner I heard some guy demolishing the can....It was so loud that a few guys who were in the locker room started laughing. A few weeks later I ended up doing the same thing he did only it was quiet.
@jjjr86645 жыл бұрын
I heard loose assholes look like dragon mouths after anal. Joey told me.
@joepaccrakurii12274 жыл бұрын
HAAAHAHAHA
@KuliJens4 жыл бұрын
So one week before you wrote this comment a guy destroyed the public toilet, and a few weeks after he destroyed the toilet you did the same, even if it hadn’t been multiple weeks since the other guy did it when you wrote this?
@jamesbaggett72234 жыл бұрын
@@KuliJens correct
@jerrysteward37033 жыл бұрын
@@jjjr8664 lmao
@llabronco6 жыл бұрын
In high school I used to shit in the urinals, originally because my friends dared me to. The janitors avoided cleaning it, and because it wasn't submerged in water, within a day you could smell it from outside the bathroom. At school assemblies on Fridays the principal would refer to me as "the Mad Crapper" and ask the school for any information about who the perpetrator might be.
@cowrage16 жыл бұрын
Alex Shine what a legend
@andygarcia82306 жыл бұрын
The man. The myth. The legend. The mad crapper.
@tonyjenkins48986 жыл бұрын
Awesome
@InspectorButters46 жыл бұрын
Icy wiener- time to call the Hardly Boys!!! Hahahah
@uwotm6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao i had a buddy in high school who did this and it was fucking hilarious
@path49544 жыл бұрын
4:19 the funniest facial expression Ive ever seen
@peakster025 жыл бұрын
The chewbacca noise at 2:05 has me dead.😂😂😂😂😂
@seifeddinekchouk36942 жыл бұрын
Tf was that
@DP-FR Жыл бұрын
@@seifeddinekchouk3694joe's bear impression 😂
@Darrencardinal7 жыл бұрын
Frankly I think Joe Rogan is awesome
@OldJoeF6 жыл бұрын
The right guests are what makes the show
@denisdonohue18637 жыл бұрын
I was dating a girl once and she had ferocious diarrhea. Regularly? *I died shortly after hearing this
@coolerthanyou12355 жыл бұрын
Denis Donohue damn rip 🙏🏻
@DigitalChads7 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz is so goddamn funny. A movie needs to be made out of his life
@weworks78116 жыл бұрын
There is a movie about him,Lee syatt made it
@ozi984 жыл бұрын
When I feel depressed I just pull this video up.
@ext932 жыл бұрын
My dad (r.i.p) and I had a story that we referred to only as "the guy at the gas station" for over 25 years. We were driving somewhere and stopped at a rest stop. I was only like 6 years old at the time. Some dude was in the stall while we were using the urinals, and he farted/pooped to such an extreme degree that we immediately busted out laughing. We had to run out of the building because we were laughing so hard. I think we laughed for almost 30 minutes straight without saying a single word as my dad drove us down the highway after leaving. One of the funniest moments of my life. I have more fart stories than should be legal
@KennethDavis112 жыл бұрын
I will never forget the one time I was in the stall of the bathroom and let out one of those high pitched farts and my buddy in the other side of the room just started dying for 5 minutes.
@someonehangingout2276 Жыл бұрын
Going though hard times bc of my sick mom, but this made me feel better :)
@ext93 Жыл бұрын
@@someonehangingout2276 hope she recovers quickly, glad you enjoyed the story
@spiralout3942 Жыл бұрын
This story is gold. Thanks for sharing 😂😂
@MatthewSedgley Жыл бұрын
Tell us more dude this ones gold
@jonathan28476 жыл бұрын
'you ever cut a shit in half?' what a brilliant life to be alive at the same time as Joey Diaz.
@TOADALLY1235 жыл бұрын
Joey” changing flavors “ Diaz
@fiveofeight7977 жыл бұрын
I got crabs from a gas station bathroom when I was 15 yrs old and my foster parents grounded me for bringing home crabs and everyone in the house got crabs.And I know you can get crabs from a gas station bathroom
@theRhinsRanger7 жыл бұрын
FiveofEight - lol no way 😂
@KenchinsWorld7 жыл бұрын
LMAO somehow i forgot you can even get crabs
@alexeilindes75077 жыл бұрын
Man that toilet is such a slut
@yallnwahsdontevendrinkskoo40927 жыл бұрын
Iamyouonlydifferent He just said he got them from a toilet seat....
@rorypaterson40997 жыл бұрын
Adam L I think the funnies thing about people getting crabs is most likely they went down on each other as well. Crabs in their mouthes and shit. Haha!
@togoboy237 жыл бұрын
Did anyone else just have a near death experience laughing for 20 minutes?.... anyone?
@BillsGarageWorks6 жыл бұрын
French Monsanto honestly some of the funniest shit I have ever heard.
@josh4745 жыл бұрын
11:10 has happened to EVERYONE 😂😂😂
@ajrob774 жыл бұрын
Tom Segura’s moans from laughing himself sick from about 12:56 to 13:10 makes me laugh so hard 🤣 I listen to this clip at least once a month as therapy... my happy pill.
@bibsp35562 жыл бұрын
Dying punching a bowl
@tacosmargs583 жыл бұрын
it's the way Joey talks that kills me. HIs delivery is top notch
@ssupermann6 жыл бұрын
12:00 is amazing but i think the fact that joey has the perfect puff puff pass shows that he is a true gangster
@notquitesureofanything28496 жыл бұрын
I took my 13yr old son to Little Rock Arkansas last year to a concert. We live in Kansas City. We got to Verizon Center about 2 hours early and paid for parking so we walked to look for something to eat. We walked about 4-5blocks and stopped at a coffee shop and had huge Lattes. I knew I would have to go soon so I tried to poop there and only pushed out a nugget. We walked back to the car and seen a Wendys on the other side of the highway. So we walked another 3 blocks and it hit me, go time. I ran inside Wendys and a dude was waiting on the Mens restroom. Just then a woman walked out of the womens restroom and I had already considered shitting out back by the dumpster. I decided to jump in the womens restroom, this was gonna be quick cause I was about to explode. It was one of those orgasmic explosive shits where every fecal particle exits in less than a second, but was gonna take multiple wipes. I was done and flushing within a minute. Oh no, the toilet just gurgled, so I washed my hands and waited for the tank to fill hoping no one was waiting. 2nd flush, still nothing, so I had to escape. I unlocked the door and there stood the classiest lady in the place. I said, "I wouldnt go in there, somethings wrong with the toilet". She looked shocked a man was exiting so Im not sure she even comprehended what I said. My son was waiting on our order and I just stood there giggling. The woman must of opted to go in and have a looksy, cause now I seen her coming from behind the wall and go sit back down with her family. I seen her pointing at me outta the corner of my eye and thankfully they left right away. Me and my son laughed all the way back to the car.
@jackspatch145 жыл бұрын
NotQuiteSure OfAnything yooo this made me cry 😂😂😂
@karzon28175 жыл бұрын
So he was 12
@michaelbryant87575 жыл бұрын
Which concert?
@alexandraaboukhater70295 жыл бұрын
Tremendous
@safemoondan66385 жыл бұрын
Too descriptive, didn’t happen.
@trippymuppet82336 жыл бұрын
Lol I'm currently shitting rn 😂😂😂
@Unknown-Ways5 жыл бұрын
gmarcus 808 Tremendous
@stupidsexysatan56397 жыл бұрын
Sitting here eating cereal listening to Joeys shit story's, no regrets
@justinrey48377 жыл бұрын
Same!
@mrarivv00077 жыл бұрын
Stupid Sexy Satan regerts**
@BullitCake7 жыл бұрын
Coco puffs?
@naturalallnaturalwhitepist17897 жыл бұрын
Stupid Sexy Satan went and brought ice cream for it live big mistake
@ExploitMage7 жыл бұрын
no ragrets
@Hernandeztutorials135 жыл бұрын
“There’s a school behind there. I’m sitting there shitting and smoking dope”
@kylesmith35554 жыл бұрын
“I can smell that shit right now and I’m tryna watch Oprah”
@wolf21097 жыл бұрын
*Joey makes everybody laugh like Tommy in that one restaurant scene in Goodfellas* 😂😂😂💯
@ckillac52587 жыл бұрын
Wolf Perry waddoya mean im funny?!
@anderson-kj3zs7 жыл бұрын
Wolf Perry im funny like how?
@cubancoffee7 жыл бұрын
ander son funny like a clown
@KingnEm7 жыл бұрын
Joel Gomez get your fucking shinebox
@christianvennemann90086 жыл бұрын
The ULTIMATE "Try Not to Laugh" Challenge: Listening to Joey Diaz talk. 😂😂💀💀
@TheHighCrowdGaming7 жыл бұрын
I wish there was a camera on Jamie. Just to see his reactions on episodes like this.
@shorpy34077 жыл бұрын
The High Crowd Gaming He's got a camera on him but it's rarely used
@rxgomez90003 жыл бұрын
Changing flavors is probably the best fart joke and fart story I've ever heard in my life. Nothing beats this.
THIS IS A FART STORY: I was in 6th grade one time and my class took a field trip to the pine crest area in California where it is home to the largest trees in existence. We found a tree that was cut down in the 1900’s that was used for a bowling alley, it was considered the largest tree Of. All. Time. It’s stump was large enough to hold our class on top of it to talk about it. As we sit down while the instructor is talking about it, I shard myself 6 times throughout the presentation. On the biggest tree of all time..
@gaminion31185 жыл бұрын
Michael Shockey How do you shart five times and stay on the tree for the sixth ?
@dbassir874 жыл бұрын
Haha too funny! I been there! The largest lodge pole pine!
@mattdamutt4 жыл бұрын
How do you shart 6 times lmao do you give a fuck about anything at all sir
@DavidPigbody4 жыл бұрын
No one cares
@kommi19747 жыл бұрын
I've never laughed so hard in my life. Tears pouring down my face. Can't breathe. My girlfriend in bed next to me asking me if I'm OK. Lmao!
@harrykelly46516 жыл бұрын
I'm having the same problem right now
@flyagaric0076 жыл бұрын
My protein shake farts are pure evil,they smell like off meat mixed with burned tyres.
@filibertogarciasi6 жыл бұрын
Bitter juice
@ghostfacethrilla50126 жыл бұрын
Agreed. Protein shake farts are pretty deadly.
@jimmyrustler89836 жыл бұрын
I play airsoft with a power lifter, and he locks us in his car whilst we're driving to games and tortures us with that SAME exact smell!
@stronglikebulll3985 жыл бұрын
I used to be that way....turns out pnce i stopped using whey things are all good now...whey protein is definitely not worth it
@thecasino80225 жыл бұрын
INTERNATIONAL that description of the smell is so accurate, exactly the burnt tyres smell lol 😂
@superdavidss11 ай бұрын
13:28 Joey: kkkkkkkkkk HAHAHAHA 😂
@lordnarasimha25006 жыл бұрын
my shit story: around 08-09 i was dating this girl and we decided to do a classic dinner and a movie date night. we went to this spot called Alpha Soda,it was like a greek themed 50's joint. i get the menu and order a gyro, which excited me because id never have lamb b4 and i like trying new stuff. Everything's going well until i start to feel this unholy rumble in my stomach along with just random bouts of heat flaring throughout my body. im trying to play it off, act natural, but i know i can't hold out long. i make an excuse to get us out of there earlier by saying id left something important at her place(we'd been together long enough that i was somewhat comfortable blowing up her toilet). on the drive back my guts rumble.....very. fucking. loudly. my girl is smart and instantly catches on, and then proceeds to laugh in my face. 2 mins into the drive they rumble again and i just say "fuck it i can't do this" and bust an illegal u-turn to drive to the nearest restroom, which happened to be a chick fila. Problem was...the road leading into the parking lot goes through a park. so in order to save time i give her the keys and run through tge park to the restroom.... im in that bitch for 25 minutes. its like shooting shotgun slugs 1 minute and then AR burst fire the next. after getting out i see ppl giving me weird looks, and i initially thought its because im the token black dude in a very very white part of town. nope, fuckin wrong. i found out as i was walking to my gf(who was blood red in the face from trying not to laugh) that you could actually smell what was going on in there all the way to the register. never went back to that chick fila again.
@hawaiianprestigecars84936 жыл бұрын
Lord Narasimha what means “token” black dude?
@SHACOBES1235 жыл бұрын
@@hawaiianprestigecars8493 the only black dude lmao you ever see south park?? You notice how the only black kid is named Token??? Lol
@aramkrikorian94607 жыл бұрын
My 5 year old daughter took a shit in the garage in front of my car. I spotted it and thought "I'll get this later." I dropped a piece of red plastic on it so I didn't step on it later. I asked her about it and she was just proud as shit. I nodded and left. The next day it was gone . . . the Beagle ate it. I don't kiss dogs!
@shorpy34077 жыл бұрын
Jason Callow Probably had to go to work right away
@gimmedaloot81686 жыл бұрын
Aram Krikorian why did you leave it there for a whole day?!?!?!
@amaurys936 жыл бұрын
Aram Krikorian lmfao
@zanethekeymasterr6 жыл бұрын
Quinn GentryMoore lmao
@quinngentrymoore81826 жыл бұрын
Zeloxik 🤗
@Kadwasach3606 жыл бұрын
He is changing flavors.. lmaooooooo
@LP-zf2vf2 жыл бұрын
Back here in 2022 and still crying. Damn, love these guys. Great dynamic! Seeing Joey talking about explosive shit against the wall, makes me want to have it so badly! When it happens I will make sure I imitate the bear sound Joe made. Love it. Let's see if the neighbors report it.