John Mulaney's Funniest Moments

[@angecross8139]

I love when he says "I have this wife"

[@killme2781]

It’s like, yes John, WE KNOW

[@ashleerenaelarsen8543]

Then his voice goes low...

[@onti__veros]

It's so true because to him it's this wife, to us it's "that wife" 🤣

[@lestatsgirlypop]

Like he has multiple

[@Cobra_9041]

😢

[@fayhemacdonald6619]

I was zoning out whilst he was talking about zoning out

[@Max-zs7di]

fayhe macdonald BETCHA DIDNT EXPECT A REPLY TWELVE MINUTES AFTER WRITING THAT COMMENT

[@sarahorford4848]

Same, I was too busy scrolling through comments

[@solkai7575]

mE TOO

[@BumbleBeeBug]

I zoned out reading your comment

[@Argonaut121]

"Huh, none of the Beatles had mustaches then one day all of the Beatles had mustaches".

[@opalpolack5528]

Argonaut121 when he said that I stopped to think about it and literally zoned out while he was talking about zoning out

[@michaelb.3006]

Opal Polack LMAO

[@mars8504]

He's right tho

[@qtpysusie54]

Again, how is that funny??

[@sadnarumitsu]

@@qtpysusie54if you dont find that kind of humor funny why are you here?

[@nordicaanimations6145]

John Mulaney: **Says anything, even makes the slightest breathing sound, and blinks** Audience: **W H E E E Z E**

[@lazybear3210]

Yeah I dont know why

[@MayaTuna]

Jonathan Castro uhh because he’s effortlessly funny

[@lazybear3210]

@@MayaTuna to be honest I forgot I even made a comment sorry😅

[@vengetti]

as they should 😤

[@Reminji]

It's me, I'm audience

[@barbara20214]

“Cardi G” is SUCH an underrated joke

[@scarletannelee2023]

YES FR

[@bucklakelukie]

I wanna take a pic

[@jeeristueo3539]

That intro with headphones on disgusted me

[@NeonyRicey]

Glad I'm not the only one.

[@joyformercy9627]

Yeah. I flinched

[@bread7865]

"Lets watch some john mulaney" Intro: **SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP SCHLORP**

[@michaelb.3006]

My friend thought the girl was cute (my friend is also a girl)

[@stereogrl]

Same lmfao

[@meglovelyxoxoxo]

"So I shuffled away. Feeling different."

[@aniqahbe]

"Sometimes my wife - I have this wife" Edit: oooh thanks for 2K Edit #2: well yikes... this didn't age well at all...

[@박소영-b4h3q]

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[@godblessaki8611]

How are you

[@ashleerenaelarsen8543]

@@박소영-b4h3q huh

[@ashleerenaelarsen8543]

What does that even mean?

[@aniqahbe]

@@ashleerenaelarsen8543 That he has a wife XD

[@darcybhaiwala7057]

The Xanax Story is my favourite set of all time

[@BipoIarbear]

That one is brilliant but the tom jones what's new pussycat 21 times was my fave 😂

[@SparkleDeluxe_minecrafter]

The one thing you can't replace is mine

[@mandybissell4513]

I “👍” all of these! They are all my favorite!

[@Clstlsr000]

Yes and also STREET SMARTS

[@GK-ym1nq]

I love it when comedians laugh at other comedians

[@zippie-tea6726]

I love how proud he is of having a wife 😆

[@pigwindow]

😭

[@aniqahbe]

oof

[@priyajohnson9567]

Welp this did not age well 😅

[@Moetron_V2]

Uh oh, why didn’t it age well- what happened-

[@priyajohnson9567]

@@Moetron_V2 he and his wife divorced and he’s now dating and has a baby with Olivia Munn

[@imvibin2931]

" o h h , sTiCK iT iN! i am an AMerIcan!"

[@addidraws9004]

ROMAN :D 👋 Hi!

[@remustherat]

Oh hey Roman

[@Handsomebitchonfire]

Hey Roman :)

[@imvibin2931]

i love how all the replies are about my pfp

[@addidraws9004]

@@imvibin2931 you summoned the fanders

[@lottiecharlottiexxxx]

The fact he and his wife got cardi b, a complete stranger, a baby present makes my heart melt they’re so cute 💖

[@Jay-to7yz]

i LOST it at the doctor one

[@rivermcd]

if you haven't heard it before, it gets better, because he passed out the Batman took blood and then he ended up not even getting the prescription

[@yobananaboy7843]

The opening was literally ear torture 😂😂

[@Fairy_Teeth]

It's not entirely what he's saying, its how he saying it and the energy of it

[@kaifisshhh]

Oh my god, the doctors visit one absolutely ended me i cant breathe

[@Z3dr1_]

"And after that I felt different " had me dying 😂

[@depressoespresso8662]

"I don't like sitting up, ok?!"

[@ringodoodles490]

*intro plays* Me, a headphone user: **convulsing** aaAAAAaAa

[@GracieTheFashionista]

the entire "zoning out" bit is just a description of adhd🤣🤣🤣 2020: "my doctor said hey do you want to take the test for adhd which you definitely have"

[@emzurek2257]

The zoning out while driving but is too relatable

[@kes6628]

"I'm gonna stare at the wall and think my thoughts"

[@Ledwards007]

John Mulaney is honestly the funniest person ever

[@qtpysusie54]

You don't know much, do you?

[@RejectedHumanity]

@@qtpysusie54 haven’t heard of opinions have you?

[@waxalmighty6355]

I feel like John and grant gustin could be related

[@jesi2758]

And the all the property brothers

[@kianasakr6197]

That was my first thought lmao

[@imanalius7691]

What bizarre editing, chopping up the jokes until they barely make sense.

[@shehabalsokkary6052]

yeap, all i need is the punch line, I don't need to understand the joke at all

[@noonelikesyoucharlesdugan3581]

What’s with this dudes intro

[@punintended290]

😂

[@VBV_OFFICIAL]

Chug jug

[@gwen7205]

His Ice T imitation 😂

[@cultbaby1173]

"You know, like a crime"

[@godblessaki8611]

Hello

[@cooperbennett6399]

He sounds like drew gooden

[@halieparker9214]

That’s his dad

[@forkandspoonfork4377]

THATS IT THATS WHO HE SOUNDS LIKE

[@addidraws9004]

🎶I am Drew~🎶 🎶And I am -Danny- John~🎶 🎶And we are not the same person🎶

[@laycebug3260]

drew gooden radiates john mulaney energy

[@benisjammin8926]

Yeah Danny does

[@crickerwilson127]

If anyone watches Drew Gooden's KZbin videos, He's expressed multiple times how he looks up to John Mulaney and you can really hear John in his videos

[@dontask9000]

I like to say John Mulaney is a comedic genius. Idk why just the way he speaks and the way he delivers his jokes is just amazing.

[@eudhdbrhd350]

This is the best way to wake up and watch with coffee before going to school

[@nouraklieb]

I never realised I was John Mulaney

[@taralgasarah]

‘Which I hate more than isis’ you don’t understand I cannot fucking breathe that was so funny

[@daniellew3260]

I am constantly winning arguments in my head that I had previously lost earlier that day

[@soap9427]

Drew gooden should should meet this man.

[@wendymccoy1093]

OMG I never realized how similar they are until now.

[@swaggyfelix7243]

@@wendymccoy1093 drew said he looks up to John mulaney

[@stoke777]

You cannot have the best of John without including the horse in the hospital.

[@rowanmiller8895]

This man LOVES his wife

[@pluto_1626]

uh-

[@emperored505]

" I am looking through the windshield and I am not going to hit anyone but no" That is me when my mom asks me if I am putting attention and I say " I am looking at the screen and I won't fail but no" in online class

[@pasqualilebowitz7866]

I see a lot of comments about the into I was zoning out during the intro lmao

[@maggiez8798]

I wish I was his friend so I can talk with him over coffee or lunch, like every 2 weeks.

[@hayleeschlichting665]

Was writing an essay about Charlie Chaplin when he said Charlie Chaplins name

[@rajaniwolf9466]

7:48 I find it weird that you put these two clips back to back.

[@ilikecheesegirlXP]

I found the whole editing to be kinda terrible 🤣🤣

[@miawilson7045]

ive been trying to find clips i havent seen before for the past hour im so mulaney deprived

[@tajdahvala5743]

Dude I was literally sitting the same way he said and was just like....

[@copper8954]

John Muleany looks like a discount rick astley

[@lovemoth_]

13:13 THE LAUGH MAKES IT SO MUCH BETTER HELP😭😭😭😭

[@fominaya24]

Pete Davidson and John Mulaney's Recap and commentary of "The Mule" will always be on my top 3 list of literally any life event, always and forever. Those 2 together may be the most troubled wholesome duo to ever hang with each other. Aside from Pam and Tommy Lee, that is.

[@ChrisBaumann-u8c]

I can relate to the zoning out one a little to well

[@emmalauth3843]

watching the second clip now breaks my heart :(

[@ljohnson1908]

The “nervous on airplanes” thing absolutely worked for me.

[@jenifersarver761]

The funniest would be if a dr actually had seen this and was just like “ oh, a Mulaney fan? Yea, sure”

[@SpiralTheFirst]

The zone out thing perfectly describes me...

[@ghostpeyton]

The editing has given me whiplash

[@graperatboi1996]

John mulaney is fuckin hilarious

[@lyndsey8088]

The first one was very over the top, even for him 😂

[@drsocgirl]

In this house hold, *we love John and no matter what he says,* WE *RESPECT*

[@james-sb9zv]

“OhhHhhhH” i always laugh at that.....

[@kaifisshhh]

I zoned out during the set about zoning out

[@madadadaddie]

my favorite thing is listening to that first clip from night of many stars while driving on the interstate

[@itai1161]

It’s so sad the amount of alcohol/drug jokes he made, knowing he just had a relapse

[@anonymouspotato1022]

The meditation one would have been better if he said meditation is basically where you sit up straight “insert sitting up bit” and you zone out

[@kelleyk28]

I love him. He's so funny.

[@skilletgirl99]

That intro sound almost made me piss myself.

[@juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022]

MONEY, WE WANT MONEY

[@tommunyon2874]

In the mid-1990s I had an audition in downtown Seattle on a Sunday. There were next to zero people on the street. As I walked from the parking garage a well dressed man came toward me talking at the top of his voice to no one that I could see. My first thought, "Wow, he is the best dressed street psycho that I have ever seen!" I finally saw the cell phone as he passed. It was still another 8 years before I had a mobile of my own.

[@drawinglama7632]

My uncle just commited suicide and this really really helped me laugh a little bit

[@hellozukohere4729]

Sorry for your loss❤ I'm glad you could find a way to cheer yourself up. Wishing you the best! 😊

[@livingpotato5842]

L uncle

[@PainintheGrayce]

"I have this wife" Well, not so much anymore.

[@yasminbsj9897]

7:23 John: because we don't want * starts ad *

[@angelocollins8777]

god I love this man

[@wendymccoy1093]

These are my children AND THAT'S. MY. WIFE.

[@livilydiddily]

the first joke was on snl 2 weeks ago

[@AMONGUS-dd9rw]

2:08 - everything in that sentence is latterly what I was doing haha

[@pride-4237]

Uptown guy is 100 Crowley

[@Acceptablehandleaheada2.-_]

This guy is what happens when you mix unabashed egomania with admirable self-awareness.

[@RomiNa-wo6mu]

This is hillarious😂😂😂

[@aluminio1207]

Y e s

[@punintended290]

Y E S

[@-junebug-9374]

Y e S

[@kaylaamay]

3:44 “i used to do cocain” him now getting out of rehab for a alcohol and cocain addiction🥲

[@Nuffdawg12345]

“That kid, Jamaica *buzzer”

[@mangoko]

3:43 where's this one from?

[@smallkeanu]

I APPRECIATE THE ASMR ON THE INTRO

[@ch3rrie_bl0ssom]

He sounds like Andrew from Big Mouth 😭

[@maxr1474]

are you...are you being for real or is this sarcasm

[@ch3rrie_bl0ssom]

@@maxr1474 sarcasm 😭

[@maxr1474]

x Bun Bun Melon x shit i'm so sorry i couldn't tell if you were being legit or not 😂😂

[@oliviabrennann]

ummm wait a damn minute Edit:WAIT NEVER MIND I WAS REALLY CONFUSED UNTIL I READ THE COMMENTS

[@wingnightbackwards]

What if batman is Dr. michael

[@ichogiwanttodie9007]

3:45 that didn't age well y i k e s

[@oliviabrennann]

Omfg dude

[@devinallen827]

2:10 HOW DID HE KNOW

[@RobertSnell-nz4oo]

I liked when him and Pete Davidson revued the mule (a superhero movie for old people)

[@etoyoshimura5834]

Are you watching the road? I am looking through the windshield, and i'm not gonna hit anyone, but no.

[@juliatheduckqueenignoremei5022]

One time I was trying to sleep... I to stuck on the subject that... I have a nose.

[@briandavis3147]

The way this video is edited to together IS AIDS.

[@joinmeforasmile4464]

Am I the only one who liked the intro? lol

[@ShenaWheeler-x5b]

6:50 this might just be me but I always wondered if people actually try to fuck someone's ear. Thar's usually when I'm zoning out though.

[@bethcorry9069]

Where is the 1st clip from??

[@olliemcdowell4503]

WHAT THW FUCK DUDE!! Here I am taking the hardest shit of my life, drenched in sweat and gasping and trying to find some distraction in a John mulaney compilation,, and you open the video with the SOUND OF COFFEE BEING POURED???? DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW PAINFUL THAT WAS

[@reyhn.t]

the first part was so me it hurt

[@bricheese_zip]

nvm these just using this as a bookmark for animation audio 0:52

[@felixrogers1295]

7:25

[@rb8058]

Get some sleep, tall boy!

[@jihyunkang1747]

how to train your dragon 3

[@timothym.orourke5283]

John I don’t know which is more adorable: your man/baby face? Or you absurdly heteronormative response to the prostate exam? Either way trudging the road of happy destiny with you is a delight.🏳️‍🌈🤨🏳️‍🌈

[@zoemarchello9562]

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