let's be honest all of these clips are probably apart of like 30 john mulaney compilations but here we are
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@saram34493 жыл бұрын
His voice was literally built for this stuff it’s insane
@jakethejake17723 жыл бұрын
in his older stuff its actually way lower
@undertaleaddictt16123 жыл бұрын
Ok but, imagine if he actually became a Democrat.
@saram34493 жыл бұрын
@@undertaleaddictt1612 what...
@undertaleaddictt16123 жыл бұрын
@@saram3449 I think it's from his show 'New in Town' or 'Radio City'. Basically it's a reference to a joke.
@saram34493 жыл бұрын
@@undertaleaddictt1612 haven’t seen it yet 😭 I thought you were being serious and I was like....wait why are we talking politics lol
@jaynagerber51853 жыл бұрын
The amount of times I quote “I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town.” in a week is ridiculous
@EGLang3 жыл бұрын
How do you even work that into a conversation? I don't know whether I should be afraid or impressed
@bpyrotroph36703 жыл бұрын
@@EGLang Why not both?
@vez4443 жыл бұрын
SAME I CANT HELP IT
@rdg07223 жыл бұрын
@@EGLang I literally walk into a room and quote it
@EGLang3 жыл бұрын
@@rdg0722 ah. extrovert things. I understand
@patrickanderson623 жыл бұрын
"I don't care for these new Nazis" -John Mulaney
@patrickanderson623 жыл бұрын
This got more likes than I expected. Why? Edit: This comment was made when it had 15 likes why is this funny to you
@MasterXemnas13 жыл бұрын
*for not about
@patrickanderson623 жыл бұрын
@@MasterXemnas1 Thanks
@snail80093 жыл бұрын
woah you really did quote him on that
@patrickanderson623 жыл бұрын
@@snail8009 It required no effort and I thought someone already commented this but apparently not.
@TinyDollBoy3 жыл бұрын
"Pass around party bottom" WHY IS THAT SO PERFECT COMING FROM HIM ALHDKWAJH
@TheEllie1383 жыл бұрын
Bc god forgot to flip the final switch to make him gay lol
@TinyDollBoy3 жыл бұрын
@@TheEllie138 Yeah lmao
@taysiar3 жыл бұрын
TRULY HAHAHA
@boop12863 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is living proof that you can never truly know what someone’s going through. Always check on your friends no matter how happy they seem.
@boop12863 жыл бұрын
@Amelia Fracker rehab :( I think he just got out though
@TheKYRw3 жыл бұрын
He’s been drinking and atuff hardcore since he was a kid. He just kinda grew up with it and has anxiety and stuff so he’s constantly drinking and using cocaine and stuff it’s sad but also almost impressive how funny and normal he is on stage and on SNL when behind the scenes he’s abusing alcohol and drugs
@cantstopthepun3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKYRw as far as I know he stopped for a long time but lockdown was incredibly heavy in terms of mental health and led to him drinking
@TheKYRw3 жыл бұрын
@@cantstopthepun yeah he had been sober for almost 10 years but of course a lot of the times when people try to quit cold turkey like that they relapse and yeah you can’t really blame him with the pandemic and everything 😂 he’s never been like a casual drinker or anything though he abuses it. I remember a comedy bit he said his doctor told him he had to quit drinking because he’d black out everytime he drank. Even after like 4 beers his body would like shut down to avoid going any further
@ranomgurly62363 жыл бұрын
@Amelia Fracker Hes divorcing his wife now.
@N1K0.D4WN3 жыл бұрын
“GIVE US SOME MONEY” Me: “who donated to the high waisted man who got feminine hips?”
@Itvoid1233 жыл бұрын
Lol
@beans27_3 жыл бұрын
my people, hello ranboo fans :)
@xikyuu.3 жыл бұрын
YEAHHH
@anxiousmessbugg3 жыл бұрын
I never tried to get into ranboo but the first time i saw a clip of a stream and heard his notification soumfs I immediately got addicted
@raynag9953 жыл бұрын
hi there
@kennethha4163 жыл бұрын
I have absolutely no context to any of these clips and that just makes it all the more better
@remytherat3 жыл бұрын
omg amazing
@kennethha4163 жыл бұрын
@@remytherat yes incredible
@sycastells12123 жыл бұрын
You're never going to get that Best Buy Rewards Card!
@justafreak87903 жыл бұрын
Same
@jeanetten.s.85573 жыл бұрын
I have the context for all the clips and it is still just as good
@whythenumber3 жыл бұрын
I don't care for these new Nazi's, and you may quote me on that ✨
@elisecode22123 жыл бұрын
i like "before we put in another 'what's new pussycat'...let's drop in ONE 'it's not unusual'"
@isabelringing46273 жыл бұрын
i have the whole “excuse me, i am homeless” bit almost memorized at this point
@sammiemcavoy45023 жыл бұрын
I legit quoted it yesterday, casually to my mother, and just, the disappointment😭💀
@macncheesy05483 жыл бұрын
Lol i have the whole robot bit. The “i smell a robot” one In fact, my friends sometimes ask me to quote it, and then i just perform it for whoever happens to be around
@char76073 жыл бұрын
Yes and the exact way he says it to because I have issues 😃👍
@kylier4043 жыл бұрын
"Give us some money" feels like a slap to the face in proper context after watching Ranboo for months
@beans27_3 жыл бұрын
and "look at that high wasted man he's got feminine hips" i can never hear those phrases the same again
@KrakenEggs3 жыл бұрын
Oh gosh yeah
@jibblejoobers3 жыл бұрын
For sure
@user-pz3cx3zf5b3 жыл бұрын
⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜⏚
@des62473 жыл бұрын
I FEEL THIS-
@billieshears6663 жыл бұрын
*THE TWIIIIIIINK* :0
@sharmbanu98623 жыл бұрын
that bit caught me so off guard that my mouth fell wide open
@amandaenriquezstudent88543 жыл бұрын
i wasnt expecting that part
@TheUltimateOtakuVA3 жыл бұрын
It's like 5:30AM and I was laughing so hard at that. I'm honestly shocked I didn't wake my family XD
@cynicaldepression4353 жыл бұрын
Loving the profile picture
@h8urself3 жыл бұрын
help the paul mccartney pfp to this comment is making me cry 😭😭
@_JKings_3 жыл бұрын
I find it so amazing that Gen z chose him as our generation's favoritve comedian
@candelapodesta79913 жыл бұрын
he's like an ally
@thoop67953 жыл бұрын
**James Acaster has left the chat**
@nightgarla3 жыл бұрын
*the Chosen One*
@heatherslover61103 жыл бұрын
✨*he is gen z*✨
@totalweirdo85383 жыл бұрын
@@thoop6795 I came here to mention my son! I love John, but James is my absolute favourite.
@abbyg57943 жыл бұрын
cant believe you didn’t include “ohhhhhh” from the prostate exam bit
@davincent983 жыл бұрын
I'm soooooorrrryyyyyyy
@memeboy42063 жыл бұрын
That one's a classic
@moistheathen1483 жыл бұрын
"All right! We're gonna do a blood test! _You_ look different! Let's do this!"
@yeethittter12853 жыл бұрын
@@moistheathen148 Psshhhh, _you're not gonna faint!_
@TheUltimateOtakuVA3 жыл бұрын
I was actually really expecting that one to be in here. I'm not upset, just mildly disappointed
@ghosty43 жыл бұрын
I hope he's doing OK. Haven't heard anything from him since he said he was going into rehab.
@remytherat3 жыл бұрын
he checked out a couple months ago!
@davidhurtado27253 жыл бұрын
He checked out but said he isn't ready to go back on stage.
@d3adgirlutube3 жыл бұрын
I can’t tell if y’all are serious or joking 😬 edit: oh my gosh you guys were serious, he got out in February or January I’m not sure but I’m glad that he’s doing OK and I hope that he feels better.
@casmatt993 жыл бұрын
Someday John will find a happy medium with his new series - Comedians in Electric Cars Doing Cocaine
@ikathiggs133 жыл бұрын
@@d3adgirlutube he went to rehab in December
@kingworm94293 жыл бұрын
The one I quote all the time is “we cleared the entire day for this random guy!! I USED TO SMOKE CRAAAAK”
@abigailc93222 жыл бұрын
my best friend and i have that whole bit pretty much memorized lmao
@grosebud47212 жыл бұрын
Except for weekends, that’s nunzios time
@kerryegan30913 жыл бұрын
“Everyone get out of my way... I just want to sit here and feed my birds”. That is such a mood 😂😂😂 Hope this tall child is doing okay ♥️♥️♥️
@kyleerobertson73493 жыл бұрын
It's so concerning how often this quote plays in my mind
@moistheathen1483 жыл бұрын
This high, wasted, gay, tall, Asian-American woman-child is hilarious.
@gabbylian59733 жыл бұрын
Ok but lets talk about how i know half of these jokes by memory and the face expressions AND the way he moves around while he's telling them.....im just sitting here mimicking John Mulaney like its normal
@sammiemcavoy45023 жыл бұрын
this is LITERALLY all I do, it's a problem😂😂
@lilianjohnson25323 жыл бұрын
omg im so glad im not alone, i thought it was just me being weird 😭
@dankacademia18657 ай бұрын
I do that too but with other comedians and ppl I like loll I get you
@nebulaoz6 ай бұрын
real
@magdalenaj.13903 жыл бұрын
I hope he gets better now that he's out of rehab. I feel so bad for him..
@Vanessa-ns3gd3 жыл бұрын
What did he go for rehab for like I know he used to drink unless it was a joke
@kiyokoshimizu21173 жыл бұрын
@@Vanessa-ns3gd He went in (it was his own idea/decision, which makes me proud of him) for alcohol and cocaine addiction, I’m pretty sure he’s finished with rehab, though not quite ready to go back to work, which is totally understandable.
@blitzyblook33153 жыл бұрын
HE'S WHAT
@magdalenaj.13903 жыл бұрын
He used to drink and use drugs in his youth, and he said that during quarantine it came back. He craves structure and in quarantine there was none of that so he got in his head (I'm paraphrasing an interview on the Seth Meyers show I think). He went to rehab in december and got out in february, I wanna say? I'm just sad for him, because so many people on the internet love his comedy, I do too, and he seems like such a great person. I wish he wasn't struggling like this.
@blitzyblook33153 жыл бұрын
@@magdalenaj.1390 oh no :(
@minecraftgamer24743 жыл бұрын
"No. In fact, we're gonna frame you for murder! And your gonna go to jail for 30 years!!" Favorite quote ever!!
@chayden1533 жыл бұрын
And I go "why are you doing this to me?!"
@audiofilesVA2 жыл бұрын
"Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare"
@rosegraham56093 жыл бұрын
why do I know all of these😩
@Ghostly_Gal_3 жыл бұрын
Because you have taste
@actuallymichealafton83723 жыл бұрын
Same
@jackconnaughton3 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney addressing someone as, “gangsta” has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
@octodaddy16029 ай бұрын
0:49 "oh no I got promoted" "Oh really, to what?" "pass-around party bottom" "HOT-"
@CatScratchy3 жыл бұрын
Most comedians deal with extreme anxiety. Comedy is how they cope.
@blitzyblook33153 жыл бұрын
ok
@Some-Bird-Bish2 жыл бұрын
if so then rIdDle mE ThIs, why tf am i not famous yet????
@kaffii2 жыл бұрын
@@Some-Bird-Bish you're missing the comedy part of being a comedian
@bigboss67972 жыл бұрын
"I was over on the bench" "I was over on the bench" "I was over on the bench" "I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH"
@austingale23883 жыл бұрын
I just realized when he imitated his wife saying he will never get a best buy rewards card is his wife pointing up to him
@theonewhowearscrocs85913 жыл бұрын
Could you imagine if they lives in bunk beds 😂😂
@sweetsour75393 жыл бұрын
*john wants a divorce* Me: Now you can get that best buy rewards card John
@deelovesyou56412 жыл бұрын
you arent WRONG
@tramethozeine3 жыл бұрын
"YOU SPENT IT ALREADY!!!!" Sticks Round Me everyday
@elizamac9623 жыл бұрын
That is the definition of something you wait out gangster LMAOOOO
@francescakyanda91823 жыл бұрын
I love that all the Zoomers are obsessed with John
@gypsysnickerdoodle43543 жыл бұрын
The funny part about Zoomer is that in Canada... that means something else
@ananasbanana3 жыл бұрын
What does that mean?
@gfeick57563 жыл бұрын
@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 doh leave us hangin what do it meaannn
@0snakeboi0853 жыл бұрын
@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 I’m in Canada I have no clue what that means
@or94223 жыл бұрын
@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 bro what are you talking about?
@lou-1263 жыл бұрын
i forgot "GIVE US SOME MONEY" was from this bc i always hear it in ranboos stream
@beans27_3 жыл бұрын
i found my people
@beans27_3 жыл бұрын
you also can't forget his old sub sound "hey look at that high wasted man he's got feminine hips"
@raychxd78633 жыл бұрын
I knowwwww
@DarkAngel1117_3 жыл бұрын
hi fellow particles
@caitlynford30013 жыл бұрын
Honestly the adult friendships: we don’t speak for 8 months and it doesn’t matter at all is reeeaaaal
@anthonysantellan95773 жыл бұрын
I don't know what my body is for other than moving my head from room to room lmao.
@nerdpro90433 жыл бұрын
I quote John Mulaney randomly all the time, and the amount of concerned looks I get is... astronomical. 🤣
@goofys_left_ballsack30483 жыл бұрын
John mulaneys reaction to someone calling him a twink ligit made me burst out laughing in the living room In front of my entire family and everyone looked at me like I was Insane
@soursaccharine3 жыл бұрын
“um thats the definition of something you wait out, *gangsta* .” is my absolute favorite thing john has said
@berrymossbringer29523 жыл бұрын
2:25 will never fail to make me double over in laughter
@sadiegrace59713 ай бұрын
do you know what part that one is from? i can’t find it but it makes me laugh so hard
@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.3 жыл бұрын
He has chaos is just radiating.
@user-bi9gy1ue2g9 ай бұрын
John playing a sailor twink made me lose it
@b.y.v.e.s3 жыл бұрын
This entire video is an accurate representation of what goes on in my head almost 24/7
@kat28263 жыл бұрын
do you think "pass around party bottom" is hyphenated? (pass-around-party-bottom)
@remytherat3 жыл бұрын
hmm since it’s like a nickname i would think so
@Knrr-yr2dd3 жыл бұрын
I kinda thought it was "pass-around party bottom".
@theeleanorshellstrop3 жыл бұрын
@@Knrr-yr2dd I agree
@gypsysnickerdoodle43543 жыл бұрын
I’m with you on that Mellis. I think this would make a great SNL sketch ‘diagramming sentences’
@peterfconley7 ай бұрын
It’s great seeing how much better the suits fit as time goes on.
@chloehepperle58862 жыл бұрын
One of my all time favorites is "I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under."
@creeperinvasion68855 ай бұрын
The “high waisted man” line is so genius, because John mulaney is both has feminine hips because he is high waisted, and also has a history of drug abuse, therefor he is high and wasted.
@saradehalvi67953 жыл бұрын
John Mulaney is in fact, the very reason I choose to wake up in the morning.
@anxia-tea58462 жыл бұрын
“But who will he choose?” “THE TWINK!”
@stinkermonker41823 жыл бұрын
Why does he radiate old man energy, he seems like he is way older than he is He always seems like a child who combined with his grandpa
@MissJoy163 жыл бұрын
The "out of context"-ness of so much of this adds an extra layer of humor lol
@UnderTheTableGremlin3 жыл бұрын
Love John so much, I hope he’s doing well right now 💖💖💖
@rachelkindred41693 жыл бұрын
i’m so glad he’s back to work and doing better
@firegirl47078 ай бұрын
john mulaney is the best. i am going ti see him on friday in pennsylvania and im so freaking excited
@trinculo38572 жыл бұрын
0:49 WAIT NO IM CRYING 😭😭😭 PASS AROUND PARTY BOTTOM💀
@GhostGirl2253 жыл бұрын
I go around quoting him here and there. Legit last night I kept saying “Im a little fat girl” to myself. It was 3am
@herestay-dx1ui3 жыл бұрын
i love the way he moves around so much on stage
@Moony-Lighty3 жыл бұрын
As I once said: “Every word that comes out of this man’s mouth is automatically hilarious.”
@upseteggplant28103 жыл бұрын
i'll be doing anything and leaving anywhere and the last thing i think before leaving is almost always "SCATTER"
@8ubble_bee3583 жыл бұрын
0:07 all I think is ranboo's donation notification
@DarkAngel1117_3 жыл бұрын
hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips
@altfreya2 жыл бұрын
Yas
@LytzyBitzySpider2 жыл бұрын
YESS
@OrangelLuke20013 жыл бұрын
THE TWINKKKK
@alyssalazanowski3733 жыл бұрын
:00
@jonathonrodriguezthomas64573 жыл бұрын
"THE TWIIIIIIIINK" Wise words, in other news the Ottoman Empire has finally fallen and this time, it may be for good right after these messages.
@Nina-ls2et3 жыл бұрын
Me trying to sleep during a ranboo stream- Dono "0:06 GiVE uS soMe MoNEy" 3:16 Look at that high waisted man He GoT FeMiniNE HipS"
@TheSynSational2 жыл бұрын
1:58 to 2:17 feels like a full-fledged conversation.
@Hello_Im_Weird Жыл бұрын
"General! Who will he choose?" "The TWINK" - the plot of Captain America: The First Avenger
@jacoblopez5173 жыл бұрын
2:04 is by far the best
@loganu46646 ай бұрын
I legitimately have the entire street smarts bit memorized
@apertureAI-jw1iz3 жыл бұрын
I like how we just banded together and declared this man the king of gen Z humor.
@Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes3 жыл бұрын
Waiting in a parking lot watching this with the volume almost all the way up. An old man walks by the car at 1:08
@danielcarlson73333 жыл бұрын
3:31 poggers
@t1gd3 жыл бұрын
1:58 What kind of a coke-head relative is my college? YOU SPENT IT ALREADY?! *NO!!*
@noahblair30203 жыл бұрын
“No that’s too strong” *not even one second later* “Hey, when am I going to get big and strong?!”
@executive_idiot11 ай бұрын
"what kind of a cokehead relative is my college? you spent it already??!!" "no, in fact, we're gonna frame you for murder" perfect transition
@FIZZY_FAZZZ6 ай бұрын
✨I am a proud asian american woman✨
@lukacunningham342 Жыл бұрын
John really does really talk like a radio host in the 1940s
@destroyerblackdragon2 жыл бұрын
He should do more cartoons. He's got a good voice for cartoon characters.
@bumblebeeproductions16733 жыл бұрын
“There’s a horse loose in the hospital!” - John Mulaney
@alicegoldstein49573 жыл бұрын
omg I love that whole bit
@r520jr83 жыл бұрын
1:02 Aged well
@birdi53173 жыл бұрын
I will never be able to hear “Give us some money!” in the same way again.
@DarkAngel1117_3 жыл бұрын
hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips
@birdi53173 жыл бұрын
@@DarkAngel1117_ Oh yeah, that one too.
@aamaillet72 жыл бұрын
i got to see him live a week ago and omfg it was amazing
@FIZZY_FAZZZ6 ай бұрын
8th graders: lOoK aT ThAt HiGh WaiSTeD mAn He'S gOt FeMiNinE HiPs John: NOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUTTT
@WesAdmas3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t care for these new nazis.”- John Mulaney.
@PrinceTrexus3 жыл бұрын
Awww no spider ham? 😂 "I just washed my hands! THAT'S why they're wet!" Also.... - "Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife! I didn't kill my wife! They're like OOOOOH who's that fella!? I bet he DID kill his wife!" - "Hey, lady. I went outside about as much as Powder from the movie Powder. My children are not gonna be playing out on grass. They will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles. These are my children. AND THAT'S MY WIFE!" 😂 - "too old to be a duck, quack quack! And she goes OOOOOOH DUCKLINGS!" - "Ladies and gentlemen salt, and.... what's this!? PEPPAAAAAAA!!!" - "Mick Jagger would talk like this: YAAASSSS! NOOO! NOT FUNNAAAAYYYY!" - "I can't get no-" "Happiness?" "NOOOOOO!" "Satisfaction?" "....YEAAAAH!"
@kashmello2 жыл бұрын
This man is the literal epitome of living life to its fullest.
@kfk44415 ай бұрын
0:42 why do I keep remembering this randomly
@caitlinn8616 Жыл бұрын
I have no context for anything and I truly cannot tell when one clip starts and another ends 😂😂😂😂 Top-Tier Legend
@beetleinaflower10 ай бұрын
He was, in fact, the cokehead relative.
@hungry.hungry.hippos3 жыл бұрын
ah, two quotes forever ingrained in my head thanks to ranboo: "GIVE US SOME MONEY!!" "look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips"
@DarkAngel1117_3 жыл бұрын
when a rich particle donates or gifts subs
@ruthhanan77493 жыл бұрын
"I don't like the new Nazis and you can quote me on that." -John Mulaney
@mtori3247 Жыл бұрын
I know I'm two years late but I walk around singing "THE BREAD OF GOD IS BREAADDD" at select points throughout the day
@jammedout1913 жыл бұрын
2:55 when you put in your age on a app to register and worry your too young to use it
@AAAAAA-6133 жыл бұрын
I've never heard him speak before watching this video, just saw memes involving him and heard people quote him, but somehow I knew that this is what he sounded like
@viliuszilinskas99093 жыл бұрын
That just made my day :)
@keithrunyon9171 Жыл бұрын
What about, "Cause I was over on the bench" ? Classic. I use that constantly.
@thatanimegeekgirl65803 жыл бұрын
2:25 Best part
@naylan44782 жыл бұрын
why do I quote 3:01 every fking day
@vixidiy2 жыл бұрын
1:58 that was perfectly placed
@GamerGuy2492 жыл бұрын
1:02 aged really well
@BonkedCat7 ай бұрын
My favorite quote of his is “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”
@jjrose911z23 жыл бұрын
I love this man
@ShyGhost_0005 ай бұрын
I can't count how many times over said "Everyone get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds." to my friends and for only one to know what I'm talking about. XD
@isaacjennings44493 жыл бұрын
1:02 didn't age well
@LytzyBitzySpider2 жыл бұрын
What happened
@LytzyBitzySpider2 жыл бұрын
@@kine97 that's not a lol what
@ishy2953 Жыл бұрын
It’s a joke 😂
@prosen8966 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t that where he ends up saying that the truth is that he loves his wife and the audience all “ahhhhhs” in “that’s the sweetest thing we will ever hear in our lives” so just playing one part of it cheapens the entire thing