john mulaney moments that live rent free in my head

let's be honest all of these clips are probably apart of like 30 john mulaney compilations but here we are

[@saram3449]

His voice was literally built for this stuff it’s insane

[@jakethejake1772]

in his older stuff its actually way lower

[@undertaleaddictt1612]

Ok but, imagine if he actually became a Democrat.

[@saram3449]

@@undertaleaddictt1612 what...

[@undertaleaddictt1612]

@@saram3449 I think it's from his show 'New in Town' or 'Radio City'. Basically it's a reference to a joke.

[@saram3449]

@@undertaleaddictt1612 haven’t seen it yet 😭 I thought you were being serious and I was like....wait why are we talking politics lol

[@jaynagerber5185]

The amount of times I quote “I am homeless. I am gay. I have AIDS. I’m new in town.” in a week is ridiculous

[@EGLang]

How do you even work that into a conversation? I don't know whether I should be afraid or impressed

[@bpyrotroph3670]

@@EGLang Why not both?

[@vez444]

SAME I CANT HELP IT

[@rdg0722]

@@EGLang I literally walk into a room and quote it

[@EGLang]

@@rdg0722 ah. extrovert things. I understand

[@patrickanderson62]

"I don't care for these new Nazis" -John Mulaney

[@patrickanderson62]

This got more likes than I expected. Why? Edit: This comment was made when it had 15 likes why is this funny to you

[@MasterXemnas1]

*for not about

[@patrickanderson62]

@@MasterXemnas1 Thanks

[@snail8009]

woah you really did quote him on that

[@patrickanderson62]

@@snail8009 It required no effort and I thought someone already commented this but apparently not.

[@TinyDollBoy]

"Pass around party bottom" WHY IS THAT SO PERFECT COMING FROM HIM ALHDKWAJH

[@TheEllie138]

Bc god forgot to flip the final switch to make him gay lol

[@TinyDollBoy]

@@TheEllie138 Yeah lmao

[@taysiar]

TRULY HAHAHA

[@boop1286]

John Mulaney is living proof that you can never truly know what someone’s going through. Always check on your friends no matter how happy they seem.

[@boop1286]

@Amelia Fracker rehab :( I think he just got out though

[@TheKYRw]

He’s been drinking and atuff hardcore since he was a kid. He just kinda grew up with it and has anxiety and stuff so he’s constantly drinking and using cocaine and stuff it’s sad but also almost impressive how funny and normal he is on stage and on SNL when behind the scenes he’s abusing alcohol and drugs

[@cantstopthepun]

@@TheKYRw as far as I know he stopped for a long time but lockdown was incredibly heavy in terms of mental health and led to him drinking

[@TheKYRw]

@@cantstopthepun yeah he had been sober for almost 10 years but of course a lot of the times when people try to quit cold turkey like that they relapse and yeah you can’t really blame him with the pandemic and everything 😂 he’s never been like a casual drinker or anything though he abuses it. I remember a comedy bit he said his doctor told him he had to quit drinking because he’d black out everytime he drank. Even after like 4 beers his body would like shut down to avoid going any further

[@ranomgurly6236]

@Amelia Fracker Hes divorcing his wife now.

[@N1K0.D4WN]

“GIVE US SOME MONEY” Me: “who donated to the high waisted man who got feminine hips?”

[@Itvoid123]

Lol

[@beans27_]

my people, hello ranboo fans :)

[@xikyuu.]

YEAHHH

[@anxiousmessbugg]

I never tried to get into ranboo but the first time i saw a clip of a stream and heard his notification soumfs I immediately got addicted

[@raynag995]

hi there

[@kennethha416]

I have absolutely no context to any of these clips and that just makes it all the more better

[@remytherat]

omg amazing

[@kennethha416]

@@remytherat yes incredible

[@sycastells1212]

You're never going to get that Best Buy Rewards Card!

[@justafreak8790]

Same

[@jeanetten.s.8557]

I have the context for all the clips and it is still just as good

[@whythenumber]

I don't care for these new Nazi's, and you may quote me on that ✨

[@elisecode2212]

i like "before we put in another 'what's new pussycat'...let's drop in ONE 'it's not unusual'"

[@isabelringing4627]

i have the whole “excuse me, i am homeless” bit almost memorized at this point

[@sammiemcavoy4502]

I legit quoted it yesterday, casually to my mother, and just, the disappointment😭💀

[@macncheesy0548]

Lol i have the whole robot bit. The “i smell a robot” one In fact, my friends sometimes ask me to quote it, and then i just perform it for whoever happens to be around

[@char7607]

Yes and the exact way he says it to because I have issues 😃👍

[@kylier404]

"Give us some money" feels like a slap to the face in proper context after watching Ranboo for months

[@beans27_]

and "look at that high wasted man he's got feminine hips" i can never hear those phrases the same again

[@KrakenEggs]

Oh gosh yeah

[@jibblejoobers]

For sure

[@user-pz3cx3zf5b]

⍀⏃⋏⏚⍜⍜⏚

[@des6247]

I FEEL THIS-

[@billieshears666]

*THE TWIIIIIIINK* :0

[@sharmbanu9862]

that bit caught me so off guard that my mouth fell wide open

[@amandaenriquezstudent8854]

i wasnt expecting that part

[@TheUltimateOtakuVA]

It's like 5:30AM and I was laughing so hard at that. I'm honestly shocked I didn't wake my family XD

[@cynicaldepression435]

Loving the profile picture

[@h8urself]

help the paul mccartney pfp to this comment is making me cry 😭😭

[@_JKings_]

I find it so amazing that Gen z chose him as our generation's favoritve comedian

[@candelapodesta7991]

he's like an ally

[@thoop6795]

**James Acaster has left the chat**

[@nightgarla]

*the Chosen One*

[@heatherslover6110]

✨*he is gen z*✨

[@totalweirdo8538]

@@thoop6795 I came here to mention my son! I love John, but James is my absolute favourite.

[@abbyg5794]

cant believe you didn’t include “ohhhhhh” from the prostate exam bit

[@davincent98]

I'm soooooorrrryyyyyyy

[@memeboy4206]

That one's a classic

[@moistheathen148]

"All right! We're gonna do a blood test! _You_ look different! Let's do this!"

[@yeethittter1285]

@@moistheathen148 Psshhhh, _you're not gonna faint!_

[@TheUltimateOtakuVA]

I was actually really expecting that one to be in here. I'm not upset, just mildly disappointed

[@ghosty4]

I hope he's doing OK. Haven't heard anything from him since he said he was going into rehab.

[@remytherat]

he checked out a couple months ago!

[@davidhurtado2725]

He checked out but said he isn't ready to go back on stage.

[@d3adgirlutube]

I can’t tell if y’all are serious or joking 😬 edit: oh my gosh you guys were serious, he got out in February or January I’m not sure but I’m glad that he’s doing OK and I hope that he feels better.

[@casmatt99]

Someday John will find a happy medium with his new series - Comedians in Electric Cars Doing Cocaine

[@ikathiggs13]

@@d3adgirlutube he went to rehab in December

[@kingworm9429]

The one I quote all the time is “we cleared the entire day for this random guy!! I USED TO SMOKE CRAAAAK”

[@abigailc9322]

my best friend and i have that whole bit pretty much memorized lmao

[@grosebud4721]

Except for weekends, that’s nunzios time

[@kerryegan3091]

“Everyone get out of my way... I just want to sit here and feed my birds”. That is such a mood 😂😂😂 Hope this tall child is doing okay ♥️♥️♥️

[@kyleerobertson7349]

It's so concerning how often this quote plays in my mind

[@moistheathen148]

This high, wasted, gay, tall, Asian-American woman-child is hilarious.

[@gabbylian5973]

Ok but lets talk about how i know half of these jokes by memory and the face expressions AND the way he moves around while he's telling them.....im just sitting here mimicking John Mulaney like its normal

[@sammiemcavoy4502]

this is LITERALLY all I do, it's a problem😂😂

[@lilianjohnson2532]

omg im so glad im not alone, i thought it was just me being weird 😭

[@dankacademia1865]

I do that too but with other comedians and ppl I like loll I get you

[@nebulaoz]

real

[@magdalenaj.1390]

I hope he gets better now that he's out of rehab. I feel so bad for him..

[@Vanessa-ns3gd]

What did he go for rehab for like I know he used to drink unless it was a joke

[@kiyokoshimizu2117]

@@Vanessa-ns3gd He went in (it was his own idea/decision, which makes me proud of him) for alcohol and cocaine addiction, I’m pretty sure he’s finished with rehab, though not quite ready to go back to work, which is totally understandable.

[@blitzyblook3315]

HE'S WHAT

[@magdalenaj.1390]

He used to drink and use drugs in his youth, and he said that during quarantine it came back. He craves structure and in quarantine there was none of that so he got in his head (I'm paraphrasing an interview on the Seth Meyers show I think). He went to rehab in december and got out in february, I wanna say? I'm just sad for him, because so many people on the internet love his comedy, I do too, and he seems like such a great person. I wish he wasn't struggling like this.

[@blitzyblook3315]

@@magdalenaj.1390 oh no :(

[@minecraftgamer2474]

"No. In fact, we're gonna frame you for murder! And your gonna go to jail for 30 years!!" Favorite quote ever!!

[@chayden153]

And I go "why are you doing this to me?!"

[@audiofilesVA]

"Because we're Delta Airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare"

[@rosegraham5609]

why do I know all of these😩

[@Ghostly_Gal_]

Because you have taste

[@actuallymichealafton8372]

Same

[@jackconnaughton]

John Mulaney addressing someone as, “gangsta” has got to be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.

[@octodaddy1602]

0:49 "oh no I got promoted" "Oh really, to what?" "pass-around party bottom" "HOT-"

[@CatScratchy]

Most comedians deal with extreme anxiety. Comedy is how they cope.

[@blitzyblook3315]

ok

[@Some-Bird-Bish]

if so then rIdDle mE ThIs, why tf am i not famous yet????

[@kaffii]

@@Some-Bird-Bish you're missing the comedy part of being a comedian

[@bigboss6797]

"I was over on the bench" "I was over on the bench" "I was over on the bench" "I WAS OVER ON THE BENCH"

[@austingale2388]

I just realized when he imitated his wife saying he will never get a best buy rewards card is his wife pointing up to him

[@theonewhowearscrocs8591]

Could you imagine if they lives in bunk beds 😂😂

[@sweetsour7539]

*john wants a divorce* Me: Now you can get that best buy rewards card John

[@deelovesyou5641]

you arent WRONG

[@tramethozeine]

"YOU SPENT IT ALREADY!!!!" Sticks Round Me everyday

[@elizamac962]

That is the definition of something you wait out gangster LMAOOOO

[@francescakyanda9182]

I love that all the Zoomers are obsessed with John

[@gypsysnickerdoodle4354]

The funny part about Zoomer is that in Canada... that means something else

[@ananasbanana]

What does that mean?

[@gfeick5756]

@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 doh leave us hangin what do it meaannn

[@0snakeboi085]

@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 I’m in Canada I have no clue what that means

[@or9422]

@@gypsysnickerdoodle4354 bro what are you talking about?

[@lou-126]

i forgot "GIVE US SOME MONEY" was from this bc i always hear it in ranboos stream

[@beans27_]

i found my people

[@beans27_]

you also can't forget his old sub sound "hey look at that high wasted man he's got feminine hips"

[@raychxd7863]

I knowwwww

[@DarkAngel1117_]

hi fellow particles

[@caitlynford3001]

Honestly the adult friendships: we don’t speak for 8 months and it doesn’t matter at all is reeeaaaal

[@anthonysantellan9577]

I don't know what my body is for other than moving my head from room to room lmao.

[@nerdpro9043]

I quote John Mulaney randomly all the time, and the amount of concerned looks I get is... astronomical. 🤣

[@goofys_left_ballsack3048]

John mulaneys reaction to someone calling him a twink ligit made me burst out laughing in the living room In front of my entire family and everyone looked at me like I was Insane

[@soursaccharine]

“um thats the definition of something you wait out, *gangsta* .” is my absolute favorite thing john has said

[@berrymossbringer2952]

2:25 will never fail to make me double over in laughter

[@sadiegrace5971]

do you know what part that one is from? i can’t find it but it makes me laugh so hard

[@DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.]

He has chaos is just radiating.

[@user-bi9gy1ue2g]

John playing a sailor twink made me lose it

[@b.y.v.e.s]

This entire video is an accurate representation of what goes on in my head almost 24/7

[@kat2826]

do you think "pass around party bottom" is hyphenated? (pass-around-party-bottom)

[@remytherat]

hmm since it’s like a nickname i would think so

[@Knrr-yr2dd]

I kinda thought it was "pass-around party bottom".

[@theeleanorshellstrop]

@@Knrr-yr2dd I agree

[@gypsysnickerdoodle4354]

I’m with you on that Mellis. I think this would make a great SNL sketch ‘diagramming sentences’

[@peterfconley]

It’s great seeing how much better the suits fit as time goes on.

[@chloehepperle5886]

One of my all time favorites is "I am very small, and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under."

[@creeperinvasion6885]

The “high waisted man” line is so genius, because John mulaney is both has feminine hips because he is high waisted, and also has a history of drug abuse, therefor he is high and wasted.

[@saradehalvi6795]

John Mulaney is in fact, the very reason I choose to wake up in the morning.

[@anxia-tea5846]

“But who will he choose?” “THE TWINK!”

[@stinkermonker4182]

Why does he radiate old man energy, he seems like he is way older than he is He always seems like a child who combined with his grandpa

[@MissJoy16]

The "out of context"-ness of so much of this adds an extra layer of humor lol

[@UnderTheTableGremlin]

Love John so much, I hope he’s doing well right now 💖💖💖

[@rachelkindred4169]

i’m so glad he’s back to work and doing better

[@firegirl4707]

john mulaney is the best. i am going ti see him on friday in pennsylvania and im so freaking excited

[@trinculo3857]

0:49 WAIT NO IM CRYING 😭😭😭 PASS AROUND PARTY BOTTOM💀

[@GhostGirl225]

I go around quoting him here and there. Legit last night I kept saying “Im a little fat girl” to myself. It was 3am

[@herestay-dx1ui]

i love the way he moves around so much on stage

[@Moony-Lighty]

As I once said: “Every word that comes out of this man’s mouth is automatically hilarious.”

[@upseteggplant2810]

i'll be doing anything and leaving anywhere and the last thing i think before leaving is almost always "SCATTER"

[@8ubble_bee358]

0:07 all I think is ranboo's donation notification

[@DarkAngel1117_]

hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips

[@altfreya]

Yas

[@LytzyBitzySpider]

YESS

[@OrangelLuke2001]

THE TWINKKKK

[@alyssalazanowski373]

:00

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

"THE TWIIIIIIIINK" Wise words, in other news the Ottoman Empire has finally fallen and this time, it may be for good right after these messages.

[@Nina-ls2et]

Me trying to sleep during a ranboo stream- Dono "0:06 GiVE uS soMe MoNEy" 3:16 Look at that high waisted man He GoT FeMiniNE HipS"

[@TheSynSational]

1:58 to 2:17 feels like a full-fledged conversation.

[@Hello_Im_Weird]

"General! Who will he choose?" "The TWINK" - the plot of Captain America: The First Avenger

[@jacoblopez517]

2:04 is by far the best

[@loganu4664]

I legitimately have the entire street smarts bit memorized

[@apertureAI-jw1iz]

I like how we just banded together and declared this man the king of gen Z humor.

[@Apollo_Dionysus_Hermes]

Waiting in a parking lot watching this with the volume almost all the way up. An old man walks by the car at 1:08

[@danielcarlson7333]

3:31 poggers

[@t1gd]

1:58 What kind of a coke-head relative is my college? YOU SPENT IT ALREADY?! *NO!!*

[@noahblair3020]

“No that’s too strong” *not even one second later* “Hey, when am I going to get big and strong?!”

[@executive_idiot]

"what kind of a cokehead relative is my college? you spent it already??!!" "no, in fact, we're gonna frame you for murder" perfect transition

[@FIZZY_FAZZZ]

✨I am a proud asian american woman✨

[@lukacunningham342]

John really does really talk like a radio host in the 1940s

[@destroyerblackdragon]

He should do more cartoons. He's got a good voice for cartoon characters.

[@bumblebeeproductions1673]

“There’s a horse loose in the hospital!” - John Mulaney

[@alicegoldstein4957]

omg I love that whole bit

[@r520jr8]

1:02 Aged well

[@birdi5317]

I will never be able to hear “Give us some money!” in the same way again.

[@DarkAngel1117_]

hey look at that high waisted man he got feminine hips

[@birdi5317]

@@DarkAngel1117_ Oh yeah, that one too.

[@aamaillet7]

i got to see him live a week ago and omfg it was amazing

[@FIZZY_FAZZZ]

8th graders: lOoK aT ThAt HiGh WaiSTeD mAn He'S gOt FeMiNinE HiPs John: NOO THATS THE THING IM SENSITIVE ABOUTTT

[@WesAdmas]

“I don’t care for these new nazis.”- John Mulaney.

[@PrinceTrexus]

Awww no spider ham? 😂 "I just washed my hands! THAT'S why they're wet!" Also.... - "Get away from my wife! No one talk to my wife! I didn't kill my wife! They're like OOOOOH who's that fella!? I bet he DID kill his wife!" - "Hey, lady. I went outside about as much as Powder from the movie Powder. My children are not gonna be playing out on grass. They will be up in their rooms playing violent video games and catfishing pedophiles. These are my children. AND THAT'S MY WIFE!" 😂 - "too old to be a duck, quack quack! And she goes OOOOOOH DUCKLINGS!" - "Ladies and gentlemen salt, and.... what's this!? PEPPAAAAAAA!!!" - "Mick Jagger would talk like this: YAAASSSS! NOOO! NOT FUNNAAAAYYYY!" - "I can't get no-" "Happiness?" "NOOOOOO!" "Satisfaction?" "....YEAAAAH!"

[@kashmello]

This man is the literal epitome of living life to its fullest.

[@kfk4441]

0:42 why do I keep remembering this randomly

[@caitlinn8616]

I have no context for anything and I truly cannot tell when one clip starts and another ends 😂😂😂😂 Top-Tier Legend

[@beetleinaflower]

He was, in fact, the cokehead relative.

[@hungry.hungry.hippos]

ah, two quotes forever ingrained in my head thanks to ranboo: "GIVE US SOME MONEY!!" "look at that high waisted man, he got feminine hips"

[@DarkAngel1117_]

when a rich particle donates or gifts subs

[@ruthhanan7749]

"I don't like the new Nazis and you can quote me on that." -John Mulaney

[@mtori3247]

I know I'm two years late but I walk around singing "THE BREAD OF GOD IS BREAADDD" at select points throughout the day

[@jammedout191]

2:55 when you put in your age on a app to register and worry your too young to use it

[@AAAAAA-613]

I've never heard him speak before watching this video, just saw memes involving him and heard people quote him, but somehow I knew that this is what he sounded like

[@viliuszilinskas9909]

That just made my day :)

[@keithrunyon9171]

What about, "Cause I was over on the bench" ? Classic. I use that constantly.

[@thatanimegeekgirl6580]

2:25 Best part

[@naylan4478]

why do I quote 3:01 every fking day

[@vixidiy]

1:58 that was perfectly placed

[@GamerGuy249]

1:02 aged really well

[@BonkedCat]

My favorite quote of his is “I’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day I’ll die.”

[@jjrose911z2]

I love this man

[@ShyGhost_000]

I can't count how many times over said "Everyone get out of my way. I just wanna sit here and feed my birds." to my friends and for only one to know what I'm talking about. XD

[@isaacjennings4449]

1:02 didn't age well

[@LytzyBitzySpider]

What happened

[@LytzyBitzySpider]

@@kine97 that's not a lol what

[@ishy2953]

It’s a joke 😂

[@prosen8966]

Isn’t that where he ends up saying that the truth is that he loves his wife and the audience all “ahhhhhs” in “that’s the sweetest thing we will ever hear in our lives” so just playing one part of it cheapens the entire thing

[@garlicsalt409]

Rent(1996) synopsis: 0:29