John Mulaney's Proposal Story

Find out what happened when John tried to propose to his girlfriend on a beach crawling with homeless people.More Pete and Crew @ peteholmes.com
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[@augustdearest]

John Mulaney speaks with the same energy of Capitalising Each Letter

[@TamannaDas]

This is too accurate

[@nutellarulz]

I Think You Mean Capitalizing The First Letter Of Each Word. OR DO YOU ACTUALLY MEAN CAPITALIZING EACH LETTER BECAUSE IF SO THAT'S JUST YELLING.

[@TamannaDas]

@@nutellarulz I interpreted it as Capitalizing The First Letter Of Each Word too.

[@euwiduuwjdkwjdk3379]

I paid..... A Hundred And Twenty Thousand Dollars

[@garbagecan595]

i see this joke in the comments on about every john mulaney video

[@boatempole]

*_john mulaney:_* opens his mouth *_his fans:_* already in tears

[@emmadyer]

choke yourself to sleep parx fans : tOoTHbAt

[@carlyk8560]

True. We just find him so adorably honest and cute.

[@alexiapenaflorida6828]

@@emmadyer FELLOW IDKHOW AND PARX FAN HELLO

[@glitzy7066]

john mulaney: opens his mouth pete holmes: already dead

[@silly539]

John: *Takes a drink* Pete: *Rolling on the ground laughing hard*

[@Thedancinglemon]

Seems fake as well

[@Ruben-wm7hx]

волк Pete is Jimmy Fallon on heroin

[@ihvdryballs2167]

@@Ruben-wm7hx lmao accurate af

[@folbfolb]

it's me I'm pete

[@tejaswoman]

Wait, there's old John Mulaney material I haven't watched yet!? And it may even be about Anna!? *_clicks_*

[@rosericorico4980]

Same

[@Nat-wv5lj]

@@serenityfreeman5906 nah that's the prostate exam one 🤣

[@shadeisnotokay]

SAME!!

[@elisejones1645]

Literally me?

[@alexis5019]

omg same here 😭😭

[@thetides5004]

I hope he proposed by asking: „Will you be mu-lady?“

[@bije277]

*tips fedora*

[@thetides5004]

@@philosophicaldoll hope you have a better day tomorrow:)

[@arvinbuenaagua5161]

muwife

[@hollywoodshopaholic]

I literally can’t stop laughing at everything about this video: John Mulaney’s story, the audience’s laughter, Pete’s laugh, and all the comments getting furious over Pete’s laugh

[@alwaysuseless]

People are very protective of John and his comedic delivery. They want the host to find John's story funny but without distracting from it.

[@RegstarRogstar]

@@alwaysuseless nah with pete's laugh people either love it or hate it to death

[@elodysmith3738]

2:20 John has the most magical laugh it's an American tragedy we never get to hear it cause he's so busy making us laugh oof

[@rosericorico4980]

It just came out of no where. 😂😂

[@mattmoehring8021]

You mean Pete's laugh, right? If only it didn't sound so fake

[@sinenomine3315]

2:24

[@katiecarrot31]

I was caught off guard when it happened

[@zainabalzangana238]

yes

[@CSGdewxp]

I love it when Pete has to hide behind his hands when he's laughing

[@coolbeanz1070]

Raabbit reminds of Stefon

[@veronica3890]

I am no longer satisfied with my relationship because my boyfriend is not, nor ever will be, John Mulaney.

[@babyhuey6342]

People get divorced every day, don't lose hope!

[@trashtrash1968]

Now that's *a mood*

[@logansummer13]

I’m not even in a relationship and I feel the same way! Hahah

[@mamudi91]

Veronica? Weren't you his 13 year old babysitter?

[@Anonneemuss]

@@mamudi91 She's not 13 NOW!

[@kattiemartin5457]

Should have proposed in the Salt and pepper dinner.

[@ejelecflametails6657]

He was banned.

[@gwynneedshelp859]

And it closed

[@abigailignasiak4167]

Gwyn needs help still opened.

[@polarosity8128]

Salt and PEPPA

[@michikomanalang6733]

Salt, and what’s this????? PEPPAAAA

[@Cyra7]

*angrily trying to dig his way to China* 🤣

[@krystalrosario4582]

This does not age well (joke)

[@sheepdogsongss8189]

everyone seems to not like pete's laugh, but i think its infectious

[@heyimolivia]

not today youtube recommendations, not today.. 😔

[@Clara-vx2zp]

And now they’re getting divorced... :(

[@CharleyCarey]

And it turns out he cheated on her constantly. John is not the man we thought he was

[@terrypogo4504]

@@CharleyCarey whatttt how did you know😭

[@jaymarie07]

@@CharleyCarey WHATTTT

[@kristelpi652]

@@CharleyCarey :|

[@analiadure1654]

STOP

[@tophermkr2159]

Don't mind me just CRYING😭😭 I usually don't get that invested in celebrities but I just saw someone ask "who gets custody of Petunia" and I'm done

[@oliviagriffith3626]

I know. :( It’s so hard to know what’s going on behind closed doors. I just wish the best to them both.

[@assaultines2335]

john's laughter is the most beautiful thing i've ever heard in my life

[@HeisntLegend]

The irony of this showing up in my recommended after i just watched a video about their divorce is palpable. Way to go youtube.

[@asavyshepherd98]

Side note a window between Maniacs great band name

[@uisce2978]

Abby shepherd jktfduig

[@raquel_sza]

I just read that in Mulaney’s voice

[@jennhoff03]

Oh my gosh, you're right!

[@screamingfrenchfries]

i'm putting this on my long list of band names that i'll never use because i'll never form a band

[@alwaysuseless]

Time stamp is 1:21. Of course, John's not thinking about the alternative rock band 10,000 Maniacs. I'm glad I didn't think of it either, because "between maniacs" is funnier (imo) just as a succinct, graphic description of the action at the beach.

[@henrydingliu]

this hits differently after the news today

[@iwillbymitski]

The part where i lose it is: “Did she knew i was going to propose? Yeah. Do you remember how she knew?”

[@leo-vr4yr]

wait i didn't get that part

[@iwillbymitski]

@@leo-vr4yr John is trying to say that his wife knew that he was going to propose, but since he didint told her anything about the proposal and she still knew, he asks “do you remember how she knew?”

[@leo-vr4yr]

@@iwillbymitski ohh ty I just watched the video where they explained how he ruined the surprise

[@sinead1199]

this is horrible timing KZbin why did you do this to me

[@tejaswoman]

But were any of the homeless people NEW IN TOWN?

[@sophiacanamar8030]

tejaswoman Or gay...?

[@ameliagrady]

or did they *P* ush him?

[@sammyisqueer8628]

or had aids

[@jade_ehx600]

or homeless

[@anamarciniak]

John Mulaney and his wife are perfect for each other, I haven’t ever seen her, but the way he talks about her I just know

[@paulascaglione9701]

Now they are getting a divorce...

[@meepbeep2464]

@@paulascaglione9701 what

[@kseniaorlova8119]

@@paulascaglione9701 wtf

[@paradiseinretrograde7687]

@@paulascaglione9701 no theyre not lmao

[@livinlikelarry8788]

@@paulascaglione9701 can yall like stop saying shit like this??? Like you don’t know that lmfao.

[@madelineharris4374]

who’s having this on their recommended page after hearing ab john’s divorce after getting out of rehab and he’s already moving on 😄

[@dhaliazaid4479]

youtube had no business doing this

[@RooneySparks]

This hits so hard....why would KZbin suggest this to me *NOW* !

[@perogieluver]

He has a pilot that wasn't picked up?! If John Mulaney wrote and starred in a comedy, I would be the happiest girl :D

[@yurinalarm]

Fox has actually picked up his show "Mulaney"

[@thinthle]

What kind of bad news ?

[@lilysage1239]

thinthle the show ended up being pretty terrible. John doesn't translate that well to network TV and it came off as a pretty crappy rip off of Seinfeld.

[@larurentius]

They need to make an oh hello tv show

[@kimberlysayer5113]

They did. It's on Netflix and it's fantastic.

[@naiameyers4725]

This being recommended to me as he’s going through a divorce omg...💀

[@leslietrejo3807]

This makes me so sad now

[@abilari8900]

Who’s here after they announced their divorce 🥺

[@danniep2737]

me

[@dyskelia]

It was a simpler time 😭

[@yasmine4146]

How is this in my recommended right after I see the headlines of their divorce

[@commieclara]

man, i hope they're both okay now. wish them all the best :(

[@faryalshams5523]

u know a joke is rlly funny when john himself laughs at it

[@Khushi-Shah]

Well...this is a slightly less happy segment now.

[@sean87heen]

i can watch John and Pete talk all day long, always funny

[@bennyton2560]

I don't even wanna say anything now, just wanna sigh :

[@bellepepperx7479]

came here after the divorce announcement to cry😭😭

[@SalveRegina8]

It’s so cool how John is so engaging with the audience. I love him so much!!!

[@neelysimon663]

youtube is MEAN for recommending this rn

[@katietoledo6229]

i hate it here.

[@grapejuicerry1982]

well….. this is sad now

[@IzabellaFullerton5sos]

💔

[@sarahelisabeth247]

Unpopular opinion: I think the laughing was sweet and genuine and how any of us would react

[@angeladavidson2350]

I love how the host actually tries not to burst out laughing at everything John says 🤣🤣🤣 he's great, Idk why some people think he's faking it. Let's be honest, any of us would be laughing just as hard because John Mulaney is hilarious 😂😂😂

[@skankhunt-wy9wy]

I don't like the casual way in which you refer to Pete Holmes.

[@mckinleywebb4680]

JOHNS LAUGH OMG IT WARMS MY HEART

[@zainabalzangana238]

i was watching a video that they split up and this came next wOw

[@leolaykov2322]

john: h pete: HAHASHHAShAHDHDKSLHSKJS

[@allie3917]

He is the perfect hybrid of Max Greenfield, Chris Pine, and Ian Harding with a sprinkle of BJ Novak

[@alibrooks7495]

Pete laughing so hard he did the thigh slap 😂

[@linleyj845]

And now they're divorced 😭

[@allmycrushesaretoooldornot8630]

how did I realize just now that I’ve never heard John Mulaney laugh out loud and now that I’ve heard it I just 💖🥰😍😘💖💖💖🥰💖💖😍😍💖💖😘

[@ChiliCrisp88]

The host is so adorable

[@frangelo9733]

Why did youtube recommend me this after their divorce? Making me sad on a Thursday morning lol

[@nicolestevenson781]

So sad that they got divorced😔

[@rowansmith4983]

I love how Pete is just losing it

[@justaname4136]

FULL FREAKING CIRCLE! Two of my favorite comedians together.

[@FabledFajar]

How have I never seen this???

[@noah-kc3tx]

this hurts.

[@TheGoldenCapstone]

John Mulaney had a pilot?! I bet it was genius! Why idiot wouldn't want to pick that up?!

[@funlss]

Boomer Beaer it was actually a few episodes but the issue was it was mostly a repeat of his standup and was put in a lot of bad time slots

[@raquel_sza]

Yeah you would think so...

[@Anonneemuss]

@@funlss No. It ran for a half season, 13 or so episodes. It wasn't great but I've seen worse. Much like Seinfeld, it opened with some standup but then went on to him playing himself as a comedy writer.

[@monicaperry1532]

It was exactly like Seinfeld, except opposite because the stand up is funny.

[@christinefekete5661]

Pete's laugh in this is everything!

[@ashleycarmella1471]

he’s so soft and he deserves the world😭💞

[@Slappypaige123]

My two favorite comedians in the world, this is amazing!

[@dyskelia]

Pete needs another show 💕

[@CandiMom52]

I LOVE this guy...he is so funny....

[@carlyk8560]

It seems as if there was some inside joke we were not aware of when John said “Do you know how she knew?” in a sarcastic tone. As if it had been Pete, himself, who told his then girlfriend that he was planning to propose soon.

[@tree.mctree]

Idk who laughs harder, this guy or jimmy fallon

[@EviePontecorvo]

No longer applicable.

[@CoachRudi1]

I love John Mulaney's work, always have and I probably always will. Although I have never met Mr. Mulaney "in real life," he is, and has made himself, very relatable over the years. And while a performance on stage is exactly that, a performance, I think it's safe to say there's enough reality in John's performances that cause several fans/ followers/supporters to feel they are allowed to have a response or reaction (despite some who will comment that it's not normal or healthy to have a "parasocial interaction" with the "stars" (he's a normal human being like any of the rest of us, just happens to be more famous and well known, but he's still a human being, living life) and as both a fan and a fellow human being, I want what is best for him. I want that for everyone, including myself. Life's not easy. It is a struggle. The part that's hard for me to watch, even though "it's not my personal business" (it was exposed publicly, and persons in public positions, receive public feedback, it happens) I am saddened that others ended up hurt namely, his wife, yep- Anna IS still legally his wife. For those who don’t believe she was hurt in the process, LOOK at her artwork. The photography of Anna Marie Tendler is talent and success in its own rite. I hope she sells all of her work and I hope she receives all of the awards and accolades that work of her level should receive. Study "Dinner in March" and "A Room that Was" from her series titled Images in the First House and tell me that your mind and brain and heart and soul are not affected. As I study Anna's work, I see a level of talent and skill and artistry that is on the same level as John, but in her own area of expertise and as I think of them and the 11year history they had, as a team (they dated well over four years before they married) I saw them as an unstoppable couple with power together that was still in the stages of being fully unleashed. I'm saddened because the pandemic triggered a relapse for John, it triggered a lot for a lot of us. The year sucked, no doubt about it. And while I understand “things go the way things go” sometimes, I can't help but think and wonder, if O.M. had NOT ended up carrying John's offspring, if more time could have passed for John, without the distraction of DATING someone new RIGHT outta rehab, maybe, just maybe at Step 9 of his 12 Steps, when it was time for making amends, his amends with his lovely and talented Wife who he had at once adored and held dearly, that his bonds with her could have been remembered and reawakened and been re-exposed (for I fully believe they are all STILL there, beneath the surface, and John could have been rejoined and reunited in relationship with a woman that I believes he shares a more compatible union with and I believe he was meant to be with- but it seems now, we may never know.

[@JENNIFAFAA]

I hate Olivia Munn for getting involved with a married man fresh out of rehab

[@joaquin8637]

aged like milk

[@MegaLlamalord]

So is Anna the Jewish one or someone else?

[@baileyjordan9518]

He mentioned it in New in Town. John's Catholic and Anna is Jewish :)

[@grayskindablue]

bailey jordan No, John was just raised Catholic. He's not religious. But Anna is Jewish.

[@LorieLynn]

As Dara O'Brien put it, You can't leave the Catholic religion. Once a Catholic, always a Catholic. You can not believe in God and it still only makes you a Bad Catholic.

[@cuetherain3699]

DiCaproductions yeah Anna is the Jewish one

[@tonypomeroy1933]

LorieLynn Too real

[@brooklynbrohat6647]

I wonder if he still feels the same way?

[@jennlca]

Mulaney’s laugh is the best

[@chrisp1355]

I love these two together!

[@theprettyoftheodd7997]

Pete having to get up and laugh? Mood

[@Isabel-qx3kp]

I love how the host is dying of laughter the whole time

[@seidenschnabelfederflugel5441]

Omg the best thing about this Story ist the other dude laughing. ♥️♥️

[@terig.5735]

His laugh is the best thing I've ever heard

[@hopedean6424]

I fucking LOSt it when he said "Luckily my manager kept calling to say my pilot hadn't been picked up" JAksdwshsKJa I can't stop laughing

[@rikkishepard5718]

The line about his manager calling to let him know his pilot was not picked up had me bawling with laughter, ennui is his middle name.

[@Nautilus1972]

The only comedian who makes me laugh out loud.

[@stanthonyspray]

John Mulaney: is Pete Holmes: *mouth agape, silently staring at guest, smacking the shit out of leg*

[@mattjames112]

The way he says "Crawling with homeless people" kills me.

[@DrFrankenMax]

John is the best guest on any late night talk show

[@Alexander-bz6rk]

The thumbnail single-handedly gave me 4 broken bones

[@brielle4558]

dude is it just me or do him and cole sprouse like smile the same. i swear they remind me of each other by the way they laugh/smile

[@codycrossman]

Pete Holmes is far better at sketches than being a host. All he does is giggle through every 'interview.'

[@babbitsmom]

The host reminds me of Jenn Daniels laughing in Dumb and Dumber.

[@user-bw3xi9wd4p]

In the thumbnail John looks like what I imagine a pterodactyl hatching from an egg would 1:27

[@iJETk]

Can you specify which part the interviews are at? (John Mulaney Part 1 or something like that.)

[@tasnimtrisha2]

Is this show still running!!?? I would love to watch it.

[@muraddiab6393]

The show was canceled years ago. But now Pete has a sitcom on HBO called “crashing”

[@MariothePlumber529]

pete holmes is new joker laugh

[@SolusDarkcoat]

Ya know how some people have a contagious laugh? Pete has a mood killer laugh.

[@mightytaiger3000]

Pete is a really funny guy and his talks about spirituality with duncan trussell let you know he is quite introspective, however, i am not bothered by the laugh but by the fact that he seems to have or try his best at having a genuine approach during his interviews that he doesn't realize he is not there to laugh with friends but to direct an interview, so what I notice is that while he laughs and seems very invested in what most of his guests say, he forgets he is interviewing and just lets the interviewee take the wheel and in some way there is some awkwardness when the guest realizes of this and tries to go along with it.

[@codycrossman]

mightytaiger Thank you. Very well said. It comes across as unprofessional and unorganized. It's not to say there's no room for that... But come on, Pete. Do you job. Lol

[@cryptobill6188]

proposal story of a marriage that will end negatively a few years later...so I don't care about it any more because it's not true love

[@theonewhosthere]

love the thumbnail

[@glendale6]

Him and Fallon. Same school on how to laugh at jokes

[@Anonneemuss]

I've never seen this guy before but he's at least laughing *appropriately* at funny spots. The guest can say 'Hello' and Fallon will fall out of his chair.

[@onemooreperson13]

I feel like Pete's is genuine laughter though and not just laughter for laughter's sake

[@5165430178]

Was the host of this show the kid from Napoleon Dynamite? Oh,... wait a minute... never mind. But why can I still picture him in a Vote for Pedro tee shirt?

[@stefaniagache4008]

Why is KZbin recommending this to me NOW??? You really know where it hurts the most, don't ya Susan?

[@RyleeCarlon]

If my relationship isn’t like this I don’t want it

[@danniep2737]

well, r u sure about that now😬😬😬

[@RyleeCarlon]

@@danniep2737 HAHAHAHAH that comment didn’t age well did it Dannie

[@danniep2737]

@@RyleeCarlon HAHAHAHA it did not😂😂😂

[@newyork3442]

01:50 OMG his fase

[@docette2015]

Oh, I shouldn't be laughing like this XD Oh John. . .