John XII: The Worst Pope in History

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@Biographics
@Biographics 2 жыл бұрын
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@TheUrbancenter
@TheUrbancenter 2 жыл бұрын
you look better bald
@tgmccoy1556
@tgmccoy1556 2 жыл бұрын
Can't wait until the 24th Century where baldness is not a disease. (Captain Pickard.)😁
@Cpt.LEEBOY
@Cpt.LEEBOY 2 жыл бұрын
Biographics would you ever consider doing one of George Armstrong Custer?
@tgmccoy1556
@tgmccoy1556 2 жыл бұрын
@@Cpt.LEEBOY that would be a great idea. Custer was more than the FUBAR on the Greasygrass or in other words Custer's last stand.
@lifeform106
@lifeform106 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this sponsor! It is exactly what I needed for my hand and I will use the promo code to help biographics, my favorite channel! Simon and your team are amazing!
@radjadawamindra697
@radjadawamindra697 2 жыл бұрын
"Come on Zeus, give me six!" -Pope John XII
@athishnirup1815
@athishnirup1815 2 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified viewers
@atadbitahistory9660
@atadbitahistory9660 2 жыл бұрын
I love you-
@davyt0247
@davyt0247 2 жыл бұрын
Oversimplified!
@BrianLyons315
@BrianLyons315 2 жыл бұрын
(gasp)
@wizardvozk5874
@wizardvozk5874 2 жыл бұрын
“While researching this guy I came across this wiki: List of Sexually Active Popes.”
@neathizar9743
@neathizar9743 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, a man of culture I see...
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, celibacy among monks is a more recent phenomenon than people realize. Although many in The Church think it’s to their detriment when you look at the obvious stereotype about Catholic Priests.
@AveChristusRex
@AveChristusRex 2 жыл бұрын
@@NathanCassidy721 "celibacy among monks is a more recent phenomenon than people realize"? Who told you that?
@NathanCassidy721
@NathanCassidy721 2 жыл бұрын
@@AveChristusRex History mostly. Granted I’m playing a bit loose with the term “recent” as saying fertilizer can be a “recent development” when put in the context of the whole of human history.
@AveChristusRex
@AveChristusRex 2 жыл бұрын
@@NathanCassidy721 Yes but how recent do you mean. The Fathers talk about virginity and chastity among monks and presbyters from the earliest stages of the history of the Church, including St. Paul.
@traildoggy
@traildoggy 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus: "Golden Rule..." Pope: "Whatever..."
@MarloSoBalJr
@MarloSoBalJr 2 жыл бұрын
That would be a wild conversation for the Pope to explain
@jimcappa6815
@jimcappa6815 2 жыл бұрын
I prefer the ‘tossed out a window’ ending, if only because defenestration is such an awesome word 😆
@claytonbenignus4688
@claytonbenignus4688 2 жыл бұрын
I liked the picture that came with it.
@theFez_
@theFez_ 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that there were two defenestrations of Prague is one I love.
@Dueling101able
@Dueling101able 2 жыл бұрын
The first time I heard that story was from Oversimplified 🤣🤣🤣
@humboldthammer
@humboldthammer 2 жыл бұрын
"Honestly, it was Self-Defenestration." (that's how it's done today)
@CantHandleThisCanYa
@CantHandleThisCanYa 2 жыл бұрын
Need to do that to putin
@Bluestar1079
@Bluestar1079 2 жыл бұрын
Teacher: What do you want to be when you grow up? Me: Papal Goon.
@kathyjaneburke2798
@kathyjaneburke2798 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if he's the worse, but Rodrigue Borga could give him a run.
@TheSquad4life
@TheSquad4life 2 жыл бұрын
The Borgias were wild but he sounds a bit wilder
@theawesomeman9821
@theawesomeman9821 2 жыл бұрын
at least he got stuff done
@Polumetis
@Polumetis 2 жыл бұрын
Not really. It's mostly myth and slander
@Jose-xh5qb
@Jose-xh5qb 2 жыл бұрын
Rodrigo Borgia was pretty tame, it's his son that was really evil.
@weirdboi3512
@weirdboi3512 2 жыл бұрын
Also urban the ll
@cecilparson1171
@cecilparson1171 2 жыл бұрын
Biographics, and coffee helps me get through my morning. Could you guys do Rodrigo Borgia also please?
@americanuscaesar
@americanuscaesar 2 жыл бұрын
I second this
@mitchellneu
@mitchellneu 2 жыл бұрын
Right here with ya, a vid on him would be great
@ignitionfrn2223
@ignitionfrn2223 2 жыл бұрын
2:05 - Chapter 1 - You slapped the wrong guy 4:50 - Chapter 2 - Poor general, master schemer 7:25 - Chapter 3 - The ottonian privilege 10:15 - Chapter 4 - Poor schemer, worse general 12:05 - Chapter 5 - A judas & a devil 14:25 - Chapter 6 - Revenge of the pope
@michaelpipkin9942
@michaelpipkin9942 2 жыл бұрын
Do you collab with Simon?
@arnaldoteodorani277
@arnaldoteodorani277 2 жыл бұрын
You are a legend!
@saltedslug7954
@saltedslug7954 2 жыл бұрын
☝️👈👉👇
@purplehaze2358
@purplehaze2358 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you referred to him as "Not just some medieval chad".
@Iokser
@Iokser 2 жыл бұрын
to be fair, Simon looks great without hair, it would feel weird seeing him with it
@missannthrope7395
@missannthrope7395 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of hair, just not on his head.
@The_Mimewar
@The_Mimewar 2 жыл бұрын
Scroll back to the original TIFO videos. He had no beard and it looks super strange
@genesis4322
@genesis4322 2 жыл бұрын
Bald works really well for some people but not for others.
@jessicajujubean5004
@jessicajujubean5004 2 жыл бұрын
I picture him having long flowing wavy hair as a youngster
@Bethelaine1
@Bethelaine1 2 жыл бұрын
Yum Brenner succeeded as a bald man, he was considered a heart throb. Bald can be an advantage.
@Voidvampy
@Voidvampy 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you used a clip of Ghost's music video "Dance Macabre" when describing the Pope's Satanic ties is brilliant and I appreciate it 😂
@DarkSitesChannel
@DarkSitesChannel 2 жыл бұрын
Simon Whistler is a Ghoul confirmed.....
@valerie7008
@valerie7008 2 жыл бұрын
I just discovered Ghost’s music and I’m in heaven. They’re pretty amazing. I’ve seen their logo, known of them, but haven’t heard their music until recently. I’ve been missing out!!
@JustKrista50
@JustKrista50 2 жыл бұрын
"The Worst Pope In History".... whew, that's some tough competition there, buddy. Like winning "Most Psychotic Roman Ruler".
@CorePathway
@CorePathway 2 жыл бұрын
How does one not look to the Heavens and wonder what the “Almighty” is doing; letting all this fuckery be done in “His” name? Oh of course there will be slick answers, just as there are to all of the other gaping holes in the Biblical narrative. But still, God struck Lot’s wife down and let these arseholes muck about.
@dbach1025
@dbach1025 2 жыл бұрын
I thought same thing. God knows he had huge competition for this infamous title.
@arsalanmirza3716
@arsalanmirza3716 2 жыл бұрын
VOX POPULI 🤡 - VOX DEI 😇 Voice of the people is the voice of god ! 🤣
@blakerackley8874
@blakerackley8874 2 жыл бұрын
Meh, there's only a few psychotic Roman rulers. Not a great comparison.
@bezllama3325
@bezllama3325 Жыл бұрын
@@blakerackley8874 no there's many,
@manofthewest5395
@manofthewest5395 2 жыл бұрын
12:38 Huh, they used a clip from one of Ghost's music videos. I guess its appropriate for John the XII.
@mitchellneu
@mitchellneu 2 жыл бұрын
“Fit as a fiddle while frantically fornicating with his friends”…try saying that five times fast😂😂😂
@pyromania1018
@pyromania1018 2 жыл бұрын
That. That, that, that, that.
@robogreek3157
@robogreek3157 2 жыл бұрын
I just did... Not much of a tongue twister at all
@alexberghello4329
@alexberghello4329 2 жыл бұрын
I never knew that Pope John XII was that mean. Now I can’t decide who was worse, Pope John XII or Pope Alexander VI. I suggest that you do a video about Pope Alexander VI.
@danielseelye6005
@danielseelye6005 2 жыл бұрын
I think he has done one with the Borgia Pope.
@kathrynblakeley9823
@kathrynblakeley9823 2 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget pope innocent the third who killed a ton of people as an example to his enemies among other things
@Enraged-Gecko
@Enraged-Gecko 2 жыл бұрын
I’d like to see a video about Benedict XVI, the only pope to resign his office and a former member of the Hitlerjugend (Hitler Youth). Our boy Benedict XVI, known as Joseph Ratzinger those days, was six when Adolf Hitler became Chancellor in 1933. While the Roman Catholic Church’s official stance is that little Joesph Ratzinger was not a member of the organization on the basis that he was too young, enrollment became mandatory for Germans of “Aryan descent” age six and above in 1936 (Ratzinger was nine in 1936).
@waxwinged_hound
@waxwinged_hound 2 жыл бұрын
Simon I just want you to know that the captions refer to "male pattern baldness" as "male pattern boners." I just want you to be aware of this. My face hurts from laughing so much.
@brendakrieger7000
@brendakrieger7000 2 жыл бұрын
Bwahaha😂
@kimberlyvance1297
@kimberlyvance1297 2 жыл бұрын
I had to screenshot it just to make sure I saw it right!!
@atadbitahistory9660
@atadbitahistory9660 2 жыл бұрын
My stomach hurts from laughing-
@babyramses5066
@babyramses5066 2 жыл бұрын
Wow real mature guys 2/3 men are suffering male pattern boners and you're laughing
@pikestance4219
@pikestance4219 2 жыл бұрын
LOL, I thought I was seeing what I wanted to not see. LOL
@JoKad17
@JoKad17 2 жыл бұрын
Man, this pope looks like a Sam O'Nella character.
@mbgal7758
@mbgal7758 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty sure there’s a Sam O’Nella about this Pope already. It’s pretty good.
@JoKad17
@JoKad17 2 жыл бұрын
@@mbgal7758 I know but the joke is that Sam himself didn't draw a character for that pope: siad he looked already like one of his characters and just pasted the portrait.
@mbgal7758
@mbgal7758 2 жыл бұрын
@@JoKad17 lol I forgot about that. I haven’t seen it in so long.
@LambentLark
@LambentLark 2 жыл бұрын
I would like to thank the person who chose the visuals on this video. You included some amazing things. As a potter/clay artist, I had to pause @07:53 I had to take it in, analyze, learn, understand. I thought about the person that made that. I thought about how they went about tackling all the tasks I know they had to do, to be able to make that. Procuring materials to make other materials. Stopping to get lunch. Finding somewhere/thing to eat. Its all the same stuff I do. In a thousand years will some potter be looking at my work, picking up details on my hands and eyes. Thinking about what my life was like? Yep, good graphics.
@MCB93ASSASSIN
@MCB93ASSASSIN 2 жыл бұрын
You should do one about John “Jack” Reed. An American journalist, author, and communist activist who witnessed the Russian Revolution and is one of the 3 Americans to be buried at the Kremlin Wall Necropolis.
@natemorrow2911
@natemorrow2911 2 жыл бұрын
Kaiserreich vibes
@jwr2904
@jwr2904 2 жыл бұрын
I'm glad he's over there, better dead than red
@raycom201
@raycom201 2 жыл бұрын
@@jwr2904 what happened to freedom of speech?
@zeta7920
@zeta7920 2 жыл бұрын
@@jwr2904 lol
@cashewnuttel9054
@cashewnuttel9054 2 жыл бұрын
Fudge that guy! I want to see Papa Doc!!!
@fidelio9301
@fidelio9301 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this one. History profiles did a great video on this guy.
@williammetz7500
@williammetz7500 2 жыл бұрын
“Worst pope in history” Leo X has entered the chat.
@henriquebraga5266
@henriquebraga5266 2 жыл бұрын
All the while Benedict IX and Paul IV are laughing in the background at these amateurs
@joezywicki5302
@joezywicki5302 2 жыл бұрын
"Copulating with the stamina of the duracell bunny in heat," is a quote worthy of Shakespeare
@yaddar
@yaddar 2 жыл бұрын
Do one about the Cadaver Synod, the trial of a dead pope with his body on the stage.
@VoxHispania
@VoxHispania 2 жыл бұрын
He already did check out the Into the Darkness channel to see it
@demsandlibsareswinecancer4667
@demsandlibsareswinecancer4667 Жыл бұрын
Between that and the Persian ruler who had the ocean whipped for its insolence, I'm just not sure which is more ridiculous.
@The_Mimewar
@The_Mimewar 2 жыл бұрын
Worst pope? There were a LOT of bad popes. Do a top Ten!
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 2 жыл бұрын
As a child that was raised Catholic, that was my first thought too xD . Like, _worst_ Pope? I'm struggling to think of more than three that were decent lol.
@barriolimbas
@barriolimbas 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, thought Borgia was the worst.
@danielhaigler556
@danielhaigler556 2 жыл бұрын
I am extremely sure he already did a top ten worst popes years ago
@themindset4164
@themindset4164 2 жыл бұрын
The fact that you can even do a top ten is troubling
@josephschultz3301
@josephschultz3301 2 жыл бұрын
@@themindset4164 Agreed. I think a Top 20 would be more appropriate, if not more.
@Valorum_
@Valorum_ 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if it was intentional or not, but the footage used when listing off John's charges were all from music videos from a band called "Ghost"
@danielseelye6005
@danielseelye6005 2 жыл бұрын
I was wondering who else noticed. Love them and enjoying the reign of Papa Emeritus IV.
@suicidesitter6527
@suicidesitter6527 2 жыл бұрын
Papa Emeritus IV!!
@jamesboone3678
@jamesboone3678 2 жыл бұрын
Hey Simon your videos have always been interesting and fascinating to me. Can you do more videos of composers like Beethoven, Bach, Mozart ext. I'm a violin teacher for children and the kids I teach would love to know more about composers and since you can learn everything so conveniently on KZbin might as well ask you. Thanks.
@robdon3472
@robdon3472 2 жыл бұрын
Papal history is so fascinating to me
@owenshebbeare2999
@owenshebbeare2999 2 жыл бұрын
Yes, it really shows the same ups and downs one sees in feudal and imperial dynasties, with a lot of Italian politics.
@erictaylor5462
@erictaylor5462 2 жыл бұрын
0:30 But why would you want to get a prescription without contacting an unbiased doctor? There are many reasons for MPB and depending on the cause of your baldness Keeps may not be appropriate. You see this on-line "doctor" assuming he is actually an MD, do you think he's going to say, "Sorry, this product won't work for you.
@atheistmom3591
@atheistmom3591 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks for this interesting video. I was homeschooled in an evangelical cult and only learned whitewashed, approved history. I’ve been taking the time to educate myself now that I’m out, and I really enjoy listening to your channels. Your content is a highly digestible supplement to the courses I’m listening to. Thank you for that.
@bonefetcherbrimley7740
@bonefetcherbrimley7740 2 жыл бұрын
I am sorry you were in a crazy cult. That's awful! I hope things are better for you these days.
@owenshebbeare2999
@owenshebbeare2999 2 жыл бұрын
I had a lot of my early upbringing in a similar cult...the Roman Catholic Church, and their history is probably just as much a whitewash.
@skivijimmy
@skivijimmy 2 жыл бұрын
The Bible is the only way.. stay away from cults like Catholicism, Mormonism, Islam and Buddhism
@atheistmom3591
@atheistmom3591 2 жыл бұрын
@@skivijimmy - Christian theology seems, to me, to be the same… a death cult. Even the head god (aka “God the Father”) is shown throughout scripture to be the pagan god Yahweh (who was part of a pantheon). Christians don’t know the history and cultural context of the strange things they believe. Why? Because they never dare to look outside of their own literature. If you dare to do the research (outside of Christian propaganda), you may be surprised at what you find.
@claudiobeachball
@claudiobeachball 2 жыл бұрын
@@atheistmom3591 interesting stuff. Tbf in places where Christianity dominates, it’s hard to know where to look. What source would you recommend would be a good start if we want to learn more about the history of Christianity from a non-Christian perspective?
@josephkmeyer5178
@josephkmeyer5178 2 жыл бұрын
Would you mind doing Governor George Wallace? I think he would be a great study seeing his ideals going from moderate to segregationist back to moderate would be very interesting.
@hozonkai9967
@hozonkai9967 2 жыл бұрын
He should do Theodore Bilbo
@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura
@AuLumity_idol_is_GawrGura 2 жыл бұрын
The reason why many popes like him are mostly from the past is because Government and religion weren't separated at the time, and it causes that to fight over money.
@chriskeiser5809
@chriskeiser5809 2 жыл бұрын
I appreciate the use of clips from the Ghost music video Dance Macabre.
@alshirley3444
@alshirley3444 2 жыл бұрын
Simon I love your butchering of names it’s truly priceless Aren’t all popes fallible and completely imperfect I mean really this is just one pope you’re talking about you should check out some of the others oh my word the stuff that they got up to
@contrapunctusrex2499
@contrapunctusrex2499 2 жыл бұрын
Papal infallibility is very precise - it doesn't mean they are perfect, and nothing they say is wrong. Papal Infallibility refers to when a Pope uses a precise formula when speaking on Faith and Morals, which is universally binding on all Catholics and those in Communion with the Catholic Church. It's only been ever used a few times.
@owenshebbeare2999
@owenshebbeare2999 2 жыл бұрын
@@contrapunctusrex2499 There are some Catholics who firmly believe in total Papal Infallibility, as has the RCC at various times. The modern church, particularly post Vatican II, definitely supports your view, but, as with any organisation with a large number of followers, there are extremist outliers in the RCC, and Total Infallibility isn't even one of the more edtreme beliefs.
@douglasboyle6544
@douglasboyle6544 2 жыл бұрын
Cardinal 1: What did he do this time? Cardinal 2: Ordained a deacon at a strange time of day Cardinal 1: Pfft, who hasn't. Cardinal 2: While...standing... Cardinal 1: No big deal Cardinal 2: Inside a... Cardinal 1: Oh no, don't say it, don't SAY IT! Cardinal 2: A...a...barn. Cardinal 1: O deus meus
@dennisblankenship5979
@dennisblankenship5979 2 жыл бұрын
Your video help me keep mentally sharp thank you Simon I love all your channels
@fidelio9301
@fidelio9301 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this from Simon, history profiles also did a great video on him.
@fatalfury66
@fatalfury66 2 жыл бұрын
I love how you included a clip of one of ghosts music videos sitting actually though
@derekyoung3337
@derekyoung3337 2 жыл бұрын
Great work!!
@BNGamesYT
@BNGamesYT 2 жыл бұрын
12:55 Ghost Dance Macabre music video lol
@jasondoherty7497
@jasondoherty7497 2 жыл бұрын
Could we possibly get some biographics on less known figures during maybe prohibition for example or the Italian wars for example or even in India or something thanks for keeping me informed on historical and well known figures and facts Simon
@erinjackson6243
@erinjackson6243 2 жыл бұрын
I second the suggestion of lesser known people involved in prohibition. There were some really colorful characters involved on both sides of the issue. I'm going to throw Carrie Nation out there as a candidate. She was an...interesting...woman lol. 😅 The Frasier Historical Arms Museum (in Louisville KY) had an exhibition about prohibition and it featured her. My mom was commissioned to make the dress and hat for her mannequin, so I heard a LOT about her exploits.
@tomhidley6763
@tomhidley6763 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video as always. Thank you for the content. By the way, would you ever consider doing a video on one of the old chess greats? Like Bobby Fischer or even older like Morphy.
@RossM3838
@RossM3838 2 жыл бұрын
Or the most important of all players and an interesting guy that is philador
@tomhidley6763
@tomhidley6763 2 жыл бұрын
@@RossM3838 Yeah I mean I love chess so any of the important players would be great 😁
@thunderboy099090999
@thunderboy099090999 2 жыл бұрын
I did not expect to see a part of the video from "Dance Macabre" on this channel! A pleasant surprise
@twoworldwars4633
@twoworldwars4633 2 жыл бұрын
I remember that face from the Sam O’Nella video. I got excited seeing his face lol
@Matt-vs4zz
@Matt-vs4zz 2 жыл бұрын
Man if they thought appointing a 10 year old as a bishop was bad, someone should've told them what the church would do to 10 year olds later on.
@hozonkai9967
@hozonkai9967 2 жыл бұрын
*Already doing
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 2 жыл бұрын
@@hozonkai9967 Not necessarily. Celibacy in the Catholic Church only became a mandated ting starting in the 12th century IIRC.
@hozonkai9967
@hozonkai9967 2 жыл бұрын
@@anttibjorklund1869 10 was a marriagable age for girls back then. So yeah, it's always been going on
@anttibjorklund1869
@anttibjorklund1869 2 жыл бұрын
@@hozonkai9967 Yes, in that way it's been going on. But you're kinda judging them by today's standards. As you said, at the time it was legal. However, what I was saying is that priests were required celibacy only from the 12th century and thus it could be argued that only then it became a "no-no" irrespective of the legal age.
@ashmyblunt
@ashmyblunt 2 жыл бұрын
To be fair people didn’t live to be too old then. Being 10 might’ve been close to middle aged to some
@TheEvilCommenter
@TheEvilCommenter 2 жыл бұрын
Good video 👍
@jamesmartin6050
@jamesmartin6050 2 жыл бұрын
Do a video on Eamon DeValera (1882-1975) please
@stewiebadass
@stewiebadass 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, the closed-captions at the beginning of this video are savage.
@joannecarolyn5018
@joannecarolyn5018 2 жыл бұрын
I loved the excerpts from the band Ghost's 'Dance Macabre'!! Wonderful!! 😊❤️❤️❤️ John XII looked really SUS 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@neathizar9743
@neathizar9743 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, the Pope that toasted to the devil and turned the Sistine Chapel into an XXX hotel
@musicAle77
@musicAle77 2 жыл бұрын
I hope he's 'enjoying' his eternal stay in hell
@lilymarinovic1644
@lilymarinovic1644 2 жыл бұрын
Not the Sistine Chapel, the Lateran Palace.
@areiaaphrodite
@areiaaphrodite 2 жыл бұрын
Oooh, I love Pope biographies! Do a video on Benedict IX next 😁
@gasmonkey1000
@gasmonkey1000 2 жыл бұрын
Can you do a video on Otto I? One of the few Holy Roman Emperors who deserved the title
@takohamoolsen2432
@takohamoolsen2432 2 жыл бұрын
I love these Biographics videos. Keep up the good work. BTW....my name is Marozia.
@Lint6
@Lint6 2 жыл бұрын
Didn't expect to see part of a video from Ghost in a Biographics video...
@audiooddities9982
@audiooddities9982 2 жыл бұрын
Never thought I would see Ghost in a Bilgraphics video!
@cameronjadewallace
@cameronjadewallace 2 жыл бұрын
I've heard Simon mispronounce a LOT of things, but never thought Marquis would be one of those words.... Interesting
@mortified776
@mortified776 2 жыл бұрын
I've long been convinced he does it on purpose. Partly to stimulate engagement from people correcting him, and partly for the lulz.
@henriquebraga5266
@henriquebraga5266 2 жыл бұрын
Simon is not mispronouncing anything, as he's not using the etymologically French "marquis" but "marquess", which is a valid equivalent/synonym.
@robert48044
@robert48044 2 жыл бұрын
My hair started going grey at 15. I'm in my early 40's and its all there. It's grey but I have it still.
@zeroIha1
@zeroIha1 2 жыл бұрын
i was not prepared for the Ghost clips
@big_papa0262
@big_papa0262 2 жыл бұрын
12:54 is that the band Ghost? If so that's amazing!
@theawesomeman9821
@theawesomeman9821 2 жыл бұрын
Simon, whenever you have "worse" in the title, I have to click on the video and verify for myself.
@clendi2002
@clendi2002 2 жыл бұрын
Here in the USA, it's the Energizer Bunny, but still funny as hell and another great episode
@jamesmacconachie8152
@jamesmacconachie8152 2 жыл бұрын
Love the channels keep it up
@kadabragugihj665
@kadabragugihj665 2 жыл бұрын
God bless Simon and his gang
@RolodexEnigma
@RolodexEnigma 2 жыл бұрын
I had my closed captions on for the intro and all I can say is WOW.
@athishnirup1815
@athishnirup1815 2 жыл бұрын
Joey : I am the biggest womanizer ever John the 12th: hold my wine
@patrickperalta59
@patrickperalta59 2 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed your videos I always learn something new on every video no matter who you talk about.
@_g8dfathr_678
@_g8dfathr_678 2 жыл бұрын
5:36 "...in what should have been a glorious campaign- but no, it was a disaster..." Wow. That hits hard right now. Slava Ukraini.😂
@michaelsinger4638
@michaelsinger4638 2 жыл бұрын
Benedict IX has a pretty good claim to being the worst Pope as well.
@josvercaemer264
@josvercaemer264 2 жыл бұрын
Was that the Hitler jugend one?
@michaelkirchner8379
@michaelkirchner8379 2 жыл бұрын
Benedict IX could be the three worst popes.
@VoxHispania
@VoxHispania 2 жыл бұрын
@@josvercaemer264 no
@owenshebbeare2999
@owenshebbeare2999 2 жыл бұрын
@@josvercaemer264 Pius XII.
@BiBiren
@BiBiren 2 жыл бұрын
Pope Innocent: Who could be the worse pope than me? Pope John XII:
@johnf.tashjian6326
@johnf.tashjian6326 2 жыл бұрын
While John XII may not have been a shining example of papal authority and morality, I suspect that MOST of the charges leveled against him were Luther's fabricating them out of whole cloth.
@The_Malcontented
@The_Malcontented 2 ай бұрын
@5:35 "unsheathed his sword" in this case is not a euphemism, unlike in many cases involving John XII
@Battle_Beard
@Battle_Beard 2 жыл бұрын
You mentioned the Borgias. I hope they’re coming up soon.
@russellynzunza2424
@russellynzunza2424 2 жыл бұрын
Love use of Ghost music videos
@Alec11_43
@Alec11_43 2 жыл бұрын
Pretty strange that the pope responsible for the crowning of Otto as emperor, which was essentially the (re)birth of the Holy Roman Empire, was one of the more infamous ones. I mean sure it was mainly Otto’s efforts, which was especially shown when he fended off said pope’s turnaround, but still.
@TenorCantusFirmus
@TenorCantusFirmus 2 жыл бұрын
Biographics: "John XII: The Worst Pope in History". Alexander VI: - Enters the chat. - John XII: "Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary."
@chrissirvid5845
@chrissirvid5845 2 жыл бұрын
Interesting, informative and entertaining 👍 team
@MK-573
@MK-573 2 жыл бұрын
Sire sir egg head Simon! Thanks I was just starting the mundane part of my job , it's nice to hear about someone to ease the task
@caydengray5514
@caydengray5514 2 жыл бұрын
Do “Walt Disney’s Gummi Bears” and please put me in the credits. The Gummi Bears of Gummi Glen are the last of a once great race of Gummis. Regarded by many as a fairytale they are gentle, loveable creatures who want to live in harmony with mankind - but sometimes it's not easy. * A group of reclusive humanoid bears and a few trusted humans explore their lost heritage and prevent their enemies from exploiting it. * Long ago, there was a thriving civilization of small humanoid bears called Gummi Bears. Possessing powerful magic and advanced technology, this race coexisted with humans until the growing rivalry forced the Gummies to flee across the sea, leaving only a small caretaker colony to prepare for a possible return. However, generations passed and the colony forgot their purpose even as human knowledge of the race faded into mere legend. All that changes when the colony meets a boy with a Gummi Bear medallion which unlocks the Great Book of Gummi which reveals lost knowledge of their past. Now the colony has dedicated themselves to the new goal to rediscover their heritage with the help of a few trusted humans while preventing new enemies like Duke Igthorn from exploiting that heritage to their own ends.
It is a Medieval Animated Shows set in Medieval Times and animated and televised by Walt Disney. It aired from 1985 to 1991
@user-ww6zj1qv9i
@user-ww6zj1qv9i 2 жыл бұрын
Your videos help me do 3 important thing for me!! You help me go to sleep you help me learn cool thing and keep me entertained!! Great video as always!
@TrevorKeenAnimation
@TrevorKeenAnimation 9 ай бұрын
After watching this, I had to go online to check the story of the Pope who was put on trial after he had died - his corpse was actually dug up and literally put in the dock ..Sure enough... "Stephen VI, the successor of Boniface VI, influenced by Lambert and Agiltrude, sat in judgment of Formosus in 897, in what is known as the Cadaver Synod. The corpse was disinterred, clad in papal vestments, and seated on a throne to face all the charges from John VIII. The verdict was that the deceased had been unworthy of the pontificate. The damnatio memoriae was applied to Formosus, all his measures and acts were annulled, and the orders conferred by him were declared invalid. The papal vestments were torn from his body, the three fingers from his right hand he had used in blessings were cut off, and the corpse was thrown into the Tiber, later to be retrieved by a monk." (Wikipedia) There's even a painting of the scene done in the 1800s.
@pebblepod30
@pebblepod30 2 жыл бұрын
Barely out of his teens when he became Pope, with all that massive power at the time? No freaking wonder!
@yamitsukikarasu8857
@yamitsukikarasu8857 2 жыл бұрын
Still doesn't top the time pope Stephen VI put the corpse of his predecessor on trial.
@Maderyne
@Maderyne 2 жыл бұрын
I'm curious how much influence the Papacy had on religious wars and skirmishes throughout its history. I know of the various crusades waged in the name of Christianity by the Kings of various countries. Perhaps this could be a topic for a future episode?
@skivijimmy
@skivijimmy 2 жыл бұрын
The Catholics were responsible for many ugly things.
@edwardludwig6360
@edwardludwig6360 2 жыл бұрын
We need more contemporary coverage of Otto I, he had such an interesting reign but because he wasn’t English or French we don’t hear a lot about him. In general the Holy Roman Empire needs more attention.
@beesod6412
@beesod6412 2 жыл бұрын
The emperor Palpatine pope was up there on that list!
@nonnayerbusiness7704
@nonnayerbusiness7704 2 жыл бұрын
Why? Cause he was old and didn't handle the sex abuse crisis properly? Bush league.
@j.a.weishaupt1748
@j.a.weishaupt1748 2 жыл бұрын
Please do one about William of Orange
@CommitSudoku7
@CommitSudoku7 2 жыл бұрын
take a shot every time simon makes a new youtube channel
@natecody3305
@natecody3305 2 жыл бұрын
So now I really need a video about Pope Alexander VI
@promiscuous5761
@promiscuous5761 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you.
@Uzair_Of_Babylon465
@Uzair_Of_Babylon465 2 жыл бұрын
Fantastic video keep it up your doing amazing job
@josephterry1390
@josephterry1390 2 жыл бұрын
Can we get a biographics of Alfred the Great? The greatest king of Wessex and the king of saxons
@st.anselmsfire3547
@st.anselmsfire3547 2 жыл бұрын
How accurate are the portraits? He was between 27 and 34 when he died and that portrait looks like an old man. Of course, if all the accusations are true, he very well could've looked like that by 34, given the "rock'n'roll" lifestyle.
@twocvbloke
@twocvbloke 2 жыл бұрын
"fornicate off back to his home country" - Nice wording, very nice wording there... :D
@nicholasbarber3644
@nicholasbarber3644 2 жыл бұрын
john xii is when elagabalus becomes a pope
@thedevilinthecircuit1414
@thedevilinthecircuit1414 2 жыл бұрын
@8:30 in the vid, the statue depicts them as having the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch. Why didn't they use it?
@kattekaren
@kattekaren 2 жыл бұрын
Why does the Keeps sponcership always make me giggle? Why am I so evil? Love you really dude, I'm sorry for my sense of humor xD I enjoy the actual video too I promise!
@thomaslong8401
@thomaslong8401 2 жыл бұрын
You changed your shirt after the commercial!
@ralphstern2845
@ralphstern2845 2 жыл бұрын
Lol. Bald guy selling hair potions. Fail.
@FreshwaterNautical
@FreshwaterNautical 2 жыл бұрын
Speaking of Holy Roman Emperors, can you do an episode on Fredrick Barbarossa?
@viniciuscaldas6854
@viniciuscaldas6854 2 жыл бұрын
Do a video on Talleyrand please
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