The Most Cursed Dating Shows | JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@uh_ferran]

mhhh

[@Klutonec]

I’m good

[@thomaswburkhart]

fr

[@theconductoresplin8092]

Today is a good day Thx jon

[@ThePurpleTangerine1987]

No thanks

[@Cjmaz]

Jon couldn't be more spot on with that Grinch/Whoville creation lmaoo

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

FR!

[@bigbonesjones5566]

It's a gremlin from Gremlins 2

[@RandomJayne]

He definitely did the nasty with Martha Mae.

[@Vexonia_Music]

I woulda said Bell Delphine but that comparison works for me too

[@egg_addict]

it looks like the grinch had a child with miku

[@gavingrey6520]

When he said "dolphin with laser on its head" I was fully expecting the Sexy Beasts Dolphin mask to return.

[@fumomofumosarum5893]

same

[@dylaver1998]

Glad I wasn't the only one lol

[@sharkkebunni]

same

[@ryanhutchinson4467]

Same here. I was relieved when I was wrong. That dolphin mask… Dear god. I fear no man, but that THING… It scares me.

[@Not_Ciel]

Bro same. Such a missed opportunity.

[@moviewolfreviews875]

Whenever Jon posts it feels like an event

[@seal1098]

It isn't? Haha he could start a cult of all of us without us knowing

[@George_Bland]

@@seal1098 it is!

[@awesometron7866]

IKR, its always a good day!

[@seal1098]

@@George_Bland damn right it is

[@WiseOwl_1408]

It is. I tell my son and he gets hyped. It's a tradition to watch together here.

[@Mountain_Drew_]

Im convinced Jon is immortal. His hair, look, face, facial hair, the way he dessses, hasn't changed in 15 years. This man is a God, and we are mere mortals in his presence.

[@satisfiedconsumer649]

It probably just means that he's wiping adrenochrome on his face whenever he attends, 'the seminars'

[@appledognugget2267]

Well yeah that was already established, didn’t you read the wiki?

[@ryanthoms]

“Downsides: she might smell like WD-40 Upsides: she might *taste* like WD-40” This episode is fantastic 😂

[@victorkreig6089]

Chicks who know what WD-40 smells like is my entire dating pool, if she don't know what it is I won't even go out for drinks

[@martiddy]

Shouldn't be the other way around?. The smell being the upside and the taste the downside.

[@reasonablySmartIdiot]

@@martiddy yes this! Wd40 smells great.

[@Crow_Smith]

@@martiddy I do believe that's the joke~

[@jacknickolstine3355]

I smell like PB blaster and diesel fuel. Also I shower in mercon ULV and LV Trans fluid. The ULV tastes better because it's got the skull and cross bones on the bottle 🫠

[@MrEternitysam]

The best part is that the only footage of old MTV shows they could get is the one with Gerrman subtitles because the 90s and 2000s TV nostalgia is the strongest feeling Germans have.

[@victorkreig6089]

the 90's didn't end for Deutschland until 2013, they didn't want to leave it after it was gone and I can't blame them Hell until like 2 years ago it was still the 90's in Finland, all the way down to companies actively making bright neon colored whacky designs and everyone eating it up

[@Laaks]

Einfach wahr!

[@xlixity]

@@victorkreig6089 My kind of nations, tbh.

[@MariktheGunslinger]

@@victorkreig6089 I'm sure the Balkans were happy when the 90's ended.

[@My_Old_YT_Account]

@@victorkreig6089 based Suomi?

[@rloasby]

14:50 fucking KILLED me! The confused look on Jon's face and he just returns to driving and doesn't say anything, physical comedic gold

[@joestarfloro3030]

Job with his hat back on confirmed

[@shinren_]

Lmfaooooooo fr

[@jmanfunkslice]

This is his trademark move

[@randomcommenterurl]

Meme potential

[@DaPlasticPaddy]

Details like this is one of the reasons he's a cut above the rest, he is legitimately one of my favourite modern comedians

[@YehudiNimol]

The last one just proves that as long as you're conventionally attractive you can get away with being a creep

[@1r0zz]

I think it’s all fake. The amounts of legal crap they could potentially go against is too much to risk it.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Pretty much ._.

[@johannhowitzer]

Or if you're any woman you can also get away with it. Notice that the dude's behavior there - going through their things, passing judgments on their cleanliness, passing judgments on their fitness - plenty of women out there wouldn't feel guilty doing those things, even face to face. If the guy on the receiving end feels uncomfortable, it's considered his problem and he needs to grow a thicker skin.

[@evag.949]

@@johannhowitzerwhat women are you talking to that would be okay with that ? Or are you just making assumptions here ?

[@LordAsheye]

To be entirely fair, it's also entirely possible that they let him get away with it solely so they could be on TV. Some people will do anything for their fifteen minutes of fame.

[@batmanbeyond5766]

Petition for milf Manor to get an episode of its own

[@Its_Me_Romano]

You'd like that wouldn't you

[@MyTimesUp]

🥭🥭🐷🦣🐻🐻

[@SirKuinimutt]

He already suffered enough. He cried for 25 minutes.

[@FloridaGuy53]

@@Its_Me_Romano We like older women.

[@mikeyplays9677]

If Hugh Heffner was into older women XD

[@aurafox1]

Sure, when KJ kidnaps three girls and locks them in a van with a camera crew while he goes through their personal belongings, he's "cute" and they wanna date him. But when I do it I'm a "criminal" and "creepy."

[@theorangegremlin334]

It’s cause you don’t have a camera crew

[@deesmith8576]

its cus you dun have a crew that yells put everyting your doing down and GETIN IN THE VAN NOW NOW NOW. And you dun sniff the panties hard enough infront of the cam for them. But hey you knew these were thoths cus look naked screen saver and hand cuffs. Trash wamen

[@bcc5701]

@@theorangegremlin334 goddamn you beat me to it

[@ShifuCareaga]

Step 1: get a camera crew Step 2: felonious haste

[@blkdragon232]

Doesn’t help that the song clip they use when they introduce him is about a guy who abuses his wife and kids

[@purplehaze2358]

I love how all _Sexy Beasts_ does is conceal is the faces of the people involved, meanwhile other _parts_ are not only left largely untouched but arguably more defined than they would be had participants just dressed normally.

[@beauwalker9820]

Yeah, but it'd be better if they had more average people.

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

They didn't do a good job on the warthog. You can tell exactly what his facial features are.

[@hokage1997]

they would look better wearing actual fursuits instead of looking like an ashamed closet furry

[@hase2703]

Imagine having a horse head but not a horse dong

[@lugoorstar]

​@@hase2703would still hit. Or let him hit idk what happens after we touch hands.

[@rjirvin2037]

"I'll have relations with a tree" is my new favorite JonTron quote

[@bestintheband5114]

"I hope her bite is as bad as her bark"

[@keithlol]

I like how KJ matched with the girl who's art he said was "Greek gang signs or something."

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

Bro was tasteless, Natasha was a cute tomboy GF and he looked over her without a second thought.

[@Yesmanpersondude]

@@TheChildofAuraReborn why are you so invested bruh?

[@thomasmarren2354]

@@TheChildofAuraReborn I totally agree! Natasha is a hot tomboy and I wish she was my girlfriend!

[@thomasmarren2354]

Natasha was hotter!

[@miguelnewmexico8641]

@@Yesmanpersondude guy made one itsy comment. what makes you jump to this conclusion that they are foaming at the mouth?

[@kristofvandycke6687]

14:48 is so funny. I actually thought to myself: “Who sits in a car like that, knowing you’re being filmed?” Excellent video, as always.

[@Shiyoken]

Such a subtle joke... It wasn't expected at all but fucking hilarious; nonetheless lol.

[@Fang.1]

I had to pause and rub the tears out of my eyes at his reaction. Sometimes it's the simpler things that just get me

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

It had energy of a Vlogger who Vlogged to hard

[@seigeengine]

I was literally thinking "wtf why is he sitting like that in a car, who does that?" and then Jon.

[@SilentHellVG]

I think that scene was greenscreened. He doesn't really look like he fits in the scene.

[@tbalciunas333]

7:56 I'm actually impressed that Jon managed to fit that many apples into that fridge

[@werewolfmoney6602]

The trick is to lay it on its back and just dump a couple bags in. Not being upright can mess up the compressor, so it was probably a mini fridge that was already broken.

[@gordonfreeman5872]

I was expecting the fridge to have a hidden tunnel at the back, spewing apples endlessly

[@mr.serious707]

@@kingsrevenge9234 no.

[@zambonibob2026]

there was an orange in there

[@ColeBCheeseIt]

​@@kingsrevenge9234Not if your German 😅

[@robertflinch2447]

I was about to ask why she went on an apple tart making date when she hates apples when I remembered that reality TV is scripted by people havent been outside before

[@BilboShoze]

The bit where KJ had his feet up on Jon's limo's divider and he keeps looking back like he wants to say something got me so good. I love how your mind works, Mr. Tron

[@ootfan7882]

He probably figures he's getting paid for it, so he may as well just deal with it. Honestly, mood!

[@androidinblack5291]

“The worst thing MTV has done since… STARTING!” -Jon spittin’ facts.

[@VicGChad07]

I preferred it when it started in 1981 -- it was better than the shell of its former self that it became.

[@toryficarola]

@@VicGChad07 As an MTV fanatic child of the 1980s I wholeheartedly agree.

[@chillhour6155]

I preferred when it was about the M in MTV

[@darksideofevil13]

I mean, they had some good cartoons.

[@КартофельныйГопник]

jon, my man. holy shit. that was painful to watch.... this utter cringe fest. idk how you pick this shit out but damn you make great commentary.

[@denkoumasato]

Imagine making a dating show where the people are actually regular/average looking people instead of models

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Unfortunately people like extremes. Nobody cares about the middle class or the moderates or the average looking people, we only want the uggos and goddesses to be paid attention to.

[@tinobemellow]

Then it would just be normal people having a normal time, and the common man wouldn't have anything to complain about.

[@Studeb]

Wasn't that exactly what the first one here was?

[@ellisfmorton4086]

First Dates

[@chillhour6155]

That's too high IQ of an idea sorry

[@ZyxthePest]

My friend was on Room Raiders. We cleaned his room to at least make it passable. Our friend crew spent a LOT of time over there between LAN parties and late night Adult Swim binges, so the place was LIVED in. Games, comic book, and robot models all over the place. It was grody. So when we finally got it nice looking, MTV came in and messed it up again completely. He didn't get the girl in the end, but he played it off very cool and was a good sport about it.

[@MoonTurky]

Bullshit

[@DoggyDog2010]

Bro the jokes are the reason these episodes are so far apart. Props to the production team and everyone working to make the jokes perfect.

[@2naaa_]

Actually the episodes are so far apart because grimbo keeps tickling jon between episodes

[@jsphn2008]

Good Boy Bad Credit

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

@@2naaa_ ​ god, I couldn’t believe Zack did the voice- I just recently got into Oney after waiting many years and it has been a treat!! I rewatched Jon and seeing Zack do his own thing and voices for other people is a sight to behold.

[@Top10WizardReviews]

Actually, props to Jontron because without him none of the other people would be doing anything lol.

[@leeriddick7]

The part where he’s driving the car KJ is in ended me

[@kielaney]

14:51 has gotta be one of the best jokes i have ever seen. perfectly executed. 10/10.

[@ootfan7882]

Jon's just *into it*

[@WoM]

Good old Naked Gun style comedy

[@Jman20139]

The fact that MTV’s Date My Mom didn’t make it is a disappointment. Show is an underrated banger

[@aninymouse1651]

PLEASE never use that word in the same sentence as "my mom" ever again.

[@AllofJudea]

​@@aninymouse1651 Everybody already did

[@VelvetTrickster]

@@aninymouse1651 You still didn't tell him to never to use "The fact that MTV’s Date *My Mum* didn’t make it is a disappointment" in the same sentence though.

[@throwacnt7603]

Please use that word, repeatedly, in the same sentence when you also write "my mom," kindly.

[@Dracosphinx2]

​@@aninymouse1651 date my mom

[@LionmaneElsie08]

Imagine if they said “I’m sorry. I found you more attractive with the costume on” 💀

[@anti-ethniccleansing465]

Question: Why did Jon pretend the guy in the boar costume was white?

[@deeno9804]

​@@anti-ethniccleansing465how did he pretend he was white?

[@n646n]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 what are you on about?

[@razburry8001]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 b-because he is white?

[@ponseth198]

@@anti-ethniccleansing465 Sir I think you might wanna have that schizophrenia checked out, just saying.

[@vorpalkickass8825]

I actually saw an episode of that Room Raiders one, where one of the girl's bed had white stains, and she was adamant that it was spilled milk. I don't think I've ever seen someone so embarrassed and frantically trying to save face.

[@Engardian]

Honestly that’s a bit grosser than semen. Imagine the smell!

[@gremlinman9724]

prolly was, too.

[@vorpalkickass8825]

@@gremlinman9724 probably, but still, the girl was red from embarrassment, due to the remarks the other girls made, and the dude at the end didn't help.

[@circa1919]

And I swear the brown streak were chocolate milk! I just wanted some nice chocolate milk and didn't want to get out of bed so I mixed it there

[@Samaritan16]

If it was jizz, wouldn’t the stain be more yellow ish?

[@stalememe3305]

I have to say this was probably my most anticipated sequel so far this year and it did NOT disappoint

[@aarondavis8943]

Yeah how the hell did JonTron get hold of a Falcor?

[@what-ne2ip]

I love how casually he put a frog under the category of bug, truly one of the decisions of all times

[@aurafox1]

You are what you eat.

[@klof4276]

amphibians and insects... they're basically the ops for most mammals

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

Why not I mean shark and monkey are basically the same too

[@OtherworldlyOdd]

My man lives in New York, they're all bugs to him. Roaches = bugs. Ants = bugs. Spiders = bugs. Frogs = bugs. Pigeons? You guessed it. Bugs.

[@RambleOn07]

We are 50% the same as trees genetically.

[@RealFrankZappa]

"it's the sound and texture that I don't like" "you mean like this?" *Crunches apple* 😂😂😂

[@starscreamx7]

I never thought I'd look at someone wearing a tiger mask and think a fear/disgust of apples was the strangest thing in this picture

[@Itcouldbedust]

I did not expect Jon to actually fulfil his promise.

[@ethancatalan4259]

None of us did.

[@daydream5120]

Right!? I was pleasantly surprised!

[@joshbarbour6483]

It's a Christmas Miracle! 🙃

[@TimeBucks]

This show is an underrated banger

[@beautymondal6192]

Nice

[@mitonmohajan4941]

Good

[@Madinah74]

👍

[@prakashjoshi4753]

Wonderful and awesome

[@palakommasumalatha1628]

Super

[@robertlauncher]

My favorite part of these shows is when the contestants who get rejected pretend to have dignity and self respect and it’s like “You are aware what show you’re on right?”

[@DeadPixel1105]

I remember that Room Raiders show. I remember seeing at least a few episodes where the 'raider' made their selection at the end, and in a hilarious turn of events, the girl that was picked was like "Uh.... Thanks, but no thanks. I'm not interested in you." The guy goes through the entire episode, eliminates two girls, and then the girl he picks winds up 'eliminating' him 😂

[@aliceiscalling]

If a man walked into my room, insulted me for not dusting enough, sniffed my underwear, and called a famous painting "Greek gang signs", I'd turn him down too.

[@changingmind3248]

Ditto, that guy was seriously offputting from the moment he opened his mouth

[@MsRedfield97]

Uno reverse card 🤣

[@eeeeee8762]

@@aliceiscalling The underwear smelling part really put me off, everything else was weird at best

[@reptiliannoizezz.413]

Shit's a glorified breach of privacy

[@alexesposito6824]

7:54 John filled a fridge with apples for a seven second bit 🤣 I love you man

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

I have seen far more intense an short uses of resources

[@brodietabernacki2026]

Don’t forget about the one orange

[@Mordecrox]

@@brodietabernacki2026 amd the gnome

[@ootfan7882]

Same XD

[@Phillyjoe2]

15:52 I f*cking lost it with the Donkey Kong "YEAH" while sniffing her knickers 🤣🤣🤣

[@peckedtodeath7059]

JonTron is THE guy who can upload like once or twice a year and nobody even minds because the video is just that good and worth the wait every time

[@LouisDesitter]

The apple bit slayed me. "Disappointed in French". Thank you JonTron. Just, thank you.

[@ASpaceOstrich]

When did that happen? I can't find it?

[@cortexvortex3005]

@@ASpaceOstrich 8:07

[@ASpaceOstrich]

@@cortexvortex3005 Thanks. I kept rewatching that chunk but kept missing that bit.

[@cortexvortex3005]

@@ASpaceOstrich You are very welcome.

[@Jame5man]

The clips from Room Raiders made me feel like I was complicit in some kidnappings and I’m not sure how I feel about that

[@fearanarchy]

Room Raiders always reveals more about the watcher than the poor bastards on the show. I know if people come into my house... well there better be an NDA

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

I must be on a reboot of that show and I will ham it up while the girl an two dudes question my brain

[@trequor]

why does he sniff the underwear

[@More_Row]

@@trequor because all guys want to do that

[@trequor]

@@More_Row That does not answer me lol

[@ailene_the_alien3397]

8:55 i didn't think the sound of an apple being chewed right into a megaphone would be this funny lmaoo😂

[@renkomon.8312]

I never knew a megaphone could capture that crunching so clearly. It had me laughing so hard that my sides hurt.😂

[@oskahuxley6322]

'Greeks throwing up gangs signs' was actually properly funny from that dude.

[@tinobemellow]

And irritating as fuck in reference to the art of Michelangelo.

[@idkbro6195]

​@@tinobemellownerd lol

[@Keiriks93]

@@tinobemellow At least he made it obvious that no matter who he had children with, they would always end up with room temp IQ's, he'd drag any good genes down.

[@deanchur]

That first dating show reminds me of the Anakin and Padme meme. "I've got an idea for a dating show where we cover the contestants faces while they're on a date" "That's great! We'll use paper masks or motorbike helmets, right?" *_Anakin smile_* "We'll use paper masks or motorbike helmets, right?..."

[@DawnOfTheOzz]

That dating show with the freaky animal make-up may be weird as all get out, but the make-up effects had more effort put into them than Cats 2019.

[@gabojill19]

Cats had a ton of effort...just not where one´d like it. O

[@haroldthaf]

"But i forgot my insulin shots" "Nope!" That would be totally in the ballpark of an MTV show.

[@RavenTheVelociraptor]

"We got a variation of bugs here, we got the Frog-" Yes. Very yes.

[@iamjeffreybezos]

The worst thing about Jon’s videos: They end faster than you realize… Never fails to crack me up.

[@mallyO]

The problem I had with sexy Beasts was definitely the fact that every single person was attractive. A show that is supposed to show the beauty in the person’s personality but bring on insanely gorgeous people every time, kinda negates the whole thing. They should have had a mix of gorgeous, average, and possibly unattractive people that way if the gorgeous person had a terrible personality, it would explain the point of the show when the unattractive person or average person had the best personalities overall.

[@Prodigial]

See also "Love is Blind". What's the point of the "blind part" if everyone is at least above average in attractiveness? Negates the entire message they're going for.

[@TheMilitantHorse]

You're thinking like an actual person, not a TV executive. You're so right, imagine behind the dolphin mask is someone that doesn't look conventionally attractive regardless. I do like what the idea is, you don't know who you're talking to or how they look, but it's flawed.

[@k-leb4671]

Plus, hiding someone's face behind prosthetics only hides one part of their attractiveness. We can still see the shape of their bodies. A lot of people care about breast size or muscles or height just as much if not more than faces.

[@Svevsky]

No way the last one is legal. The only context the neighbors will have is young women being hastily dragged into ummarked *white vans* while a stranger breaks into their house.

[@Jediblue11]

2 videos in 2 months, what did we do to deserve this much productivity from Jon

[@retroftw4644]

Rents due 😂😂😂.

[@jamesfishmusic]

I think he produced one video and just released it in 2 parts. If the next one comes quickly I'll be impressed lol

[@0O0OO0]

he's not funny anymore

[@jamesmcgill5493]

Maybe the 5 minute ad at the start and the lack of communication with the comment section can answer that one

[@Darthquackius]

Step 1, he was offered two sponsor spots. Step 2...... that's about it actually

[@coryg.3139]

I love that there’s a subtle joke when John opens the fridge: amongst all the apples, there is one orange

[@thibaultmerlin]

What's the joke ?

[@VicGChad07]

​@@thibaultmerlinSad Jon: "Apple SAND orange...

[@LanceCorporal_Waffles]

16:14 “Greeks throwing up gang signs.” ….Ah. A man of culture, I see.

[@zman90]

In the room one, MTV would sometimes add stuff to their rooms to make them look bad

[@bradydacloud]

JonTron has a a consistent upload schedule? What timeline are we living in?

[@GiovanniDH04]

Ikr

[@matheydrayconquerer1739]

I'm scared to find out

[@galleryofrogues]

Now if Colossal could just take a page from Jon

[@JHamron]

A 2 parter does not a consistent schedule make

[@Joit_Voitege]

injustice

[@yowatchie]

Finally part 2, I’ve been severely close to having to watch the shows themselves without Jon’s commentary.

[@robert23456789]

My god man why would you commit such a sin

[@MrTomSpencer]

Good thing he got back just in time.

[@wuffalo]

nope nonono nonononono

[@anasevi9456]

Worth the wait, I'm five minutes in and already 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

[@makeda6530]

My thoughts exactly.

[@millennialboomer6780]

I gotta say, i did not expect to see a kidnapping and home-invasion dating show, but I'm not as surprised as I should be that it exists

[@Mac_Omegaly]

It's basically the modern version of seven brides for seven brothers, but without the barn raising.

[@cathybannister1311]

wasn’t expecting barn raising to part of a dating show, either… even more baffled.

[@j.ackermann7029]

@@cathybannister1311 haha me too

[@Mac_Omegaly]

@@cathybannister1311 it's a classic MGM movie based on the Broadway musical of the same name. There is kidnapping and Stockholm syndrome with a shotgun wedding at the end. It's a comedy. But the kidnapping is what made me think of the comparison. Lol

[@crimsonshinobi5281]

Me listening to the video without looking: 'Womb Raiders.' What kind of dating show is that?? Looks at video: 'Room Raiders.' Oohhhhhh....

[@Svevsky]

Womb raider, or professionally, an abortionist

[@MuesliToGo]

Love the fact that nobody is talking about how room raiders is so dead and gone that Jon had to pull out old German subtitled clips.

[@More_Row]

Man i miss when tv was like that

[@magimon91834]

I was so confused at first like "why would this German show be dubbed in English to be subbed in German again" then I realized it was set in New York

[@JohnGardnerAlhadis]

​@@magimon91834 New Yorkers practically need subtitles too half the time.

[@memepolice7964]

@@JohnGardnerAlhadis are you kidding new yorkers can't read

[@ootfan7882]

@@magimon91834 American! *This is for me, just ignore*

[@N3rv3d4m4g3]

can we please talk about how he saw the paining of Adam and God reaching to one another and called it "Greek Gang Signs" I'm fucking dying X'D

[@helen8022]

A man of unculture 💀😂

[@HellishSpoon]

American education on full display

[@dowitcher]

I was looking to see if anyone was gonna talk about that lmaoooooo

[@Celestia282]

If I was one of those girls, that would have instantly killed his chances with me.

[@danbauer3669]

The guy was a total loser.

[@judagerplays9498]

I am so glad John showed the monstrosity that was “Sexy Beasts”… never will I ever be able to unsee Barbie dolphin with third eye

[@ddjsoyenby]

finally i found something even i am not into.

[@ootfan7882]

*Barbie Dolphin with Third Eye*

[@blues1160]

Every time JonTron releases a video I regain a portion of my humanity

[@blakemiller3666]

*uses hummanity* and then *kindles bonfire*

[@señor.savi56]

Jon’s sponsor: with ultra realistic characters Also Jon’s sponsor: shows a dragon

[@Th3KetKat]

they also showed an Assassin's Creed character spelt his name wrong and got his nickname wrong

[@AwkwardSquirtles]

Big Giant Enemy Crab energy.

[@Salvidrim]

Jon: "Ultra-realistic characters" on-screen: *viking riding a dragon*

[@hannatude]

Yeah, but you gotta admit they’re doing it really realistically.

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Jon finally posts and doesn't leave for 2 years after an upload, what a world we live in.

[@sammyles8145]

bro the wood sound effects at 6:29 are so funny. I love what your doin jon keep up

[@eyeseajujubee]

I love that the French guy was like f you and bites an apple super loudly 😂

[@victorkreig6089]

The French may not have invented many foods, but you can bet your ass if you insult any food at all they will curse you till the day you die

[@thetombofnazarick3182]

Holy sh*t, that was wild. All those furry outfits besides panda were demonic but dolphin will have a special place in my nightmares

[@beauwalker9820]

Panda girl, and Tree girl are the only ones I would date. Dolphin lady is indeed nightmare fuel.

[@keeganguyer5237]

One of them seemed to be a literal demon, so...

[@pepsicola4718]

"I hope her bite isn't as bad as her bark" Yep that's an instant like just for that one right there.

[@Supreme_Otaku]

My sister made me and my family watch one episode of sexy beast and halfway through I asked her if she secretly hated us

[@ootfan7882]

XD

[@lockhart7089]

Nah man, she took revenge from y'all...

[@alfalldoot6715]

The answer is yes

[@fuckoffyou]

Your sister is a furry.

[@pyrrhusofepirus8491]

I like how the girls houses are in ascending order of wealth and niceness, and we expect his choice to be difficult.

[@Darkz27188]

😂😂😂

[@historygateyt]

King Pyrrhus, I'm glad to see you finally recovered from that roof tile

[@victorkreig6089]

But Natasha had the best setup of them all Awesome, well mapped out, perfect size for one or two people, good security system, awesome group of friends to hang out with whenever you want to, and on top of that she was ten times hotter than the other two chicks(and that was way before she even said she did modeling)

[@Osterochse]

Jontron showing us with the Falkor reference that he enjoyed the never ending story as a kid is really heart warming.

[@PaulGirdlestone]

Love how in Room Raiders they say the girls have no time to get ready or anything and then when they get dragged out they have clearly gotten ready and have a ton of makeup on.......

[@SynchronizorVideos]

I knew it was completely fake as soon as I saw none of them were wearing sweatpants.

[@SourChicken1856]

Tbf, they probably expected to get kidnapped any day so i'm mostly sure they showered and dressed everyday prior to THAT day

[@leonardobolivar4403]

​@@SourChicken1856 Most certainly it was staged, but I prefer to believe it was like you say

[@NickOwens]

12:02 "That's all it takes? That's why I haven't been getting girls?" says Jon, a married man

[@ootfan7882]

I keep forgetting Jony Boy got married lmao

[@Doodle1678]

Wow didn’t know he actually got married good for him I suppose

[@iancortescontreras6084]

He's MARRIED?!

[@NickOwens]

Jon’s been married since 2019, you know the British woman who shows up in several of his videos? That’s his wife, Charlotte.

[@iancortescontreras6084]

@@NickOwens oh that's cool, so good to know my man got his player 2

[@alanstringer.]

That cooking date shoulda been over at "I don't like apples" but it shoulda DEFINITELY been over at "I think bananas taste like spit"

[@More_Row]

They are perfect for each other

[@rustyshackleford83]

Sounds like they have a lot in common tbh

[@sygmarvexarion7891]

As someone who doesn't like bananas either, I can confirm they taste like spit.

[@archfriend]

Tell me where's the lie?

[@Bootystank99659]

Kill

[@Lalondeist]

I can't imagine how infuriating it must be to dedicate a lifetime to mastering the culinary arts, to making dishes more lavish than the sum of their parts, only to have a random person say "I possess a great disdain for apple tarts".

[@Pleasestoptalkingthanks]

Welcome to the service industry.

[@VermillionPengu]

An apple killed my dog

[@wanderingrandomer]

That was good poetry

[@no-lifenoah7861]

​@@VermillionPengu _"APPLES KILLED MY GRANDMA"_

[@quincymahrt9448]

@@no-lifenoah7861THATS FOR KILLING MY FATHER, BRIDGE!!

[@JoshuaJacobs83]

I love that ive been sunscribed and have the bell on but havent seen a notice for a new video in a year and it feels normal for his schedule

[@Chris-ok4zo]

I love how after many years on this platform, Jony boy here still has a strong comedic bite.

[@ProjectEchoshadow]

And a stronger bite into that apple

[@Kodeb8]

He is one of the last good youtubers from the old era of youtube.

[@GolenCheeseIt]

@@kingsrevenge9234 ABSOLUTELY NOT!!🔥🔥

[@Zorro9129]

@@kingsrevenge9234 Drop out of art school and become the best politician ever

[@somewhatokperson8007]

The only reason KJ was able to get away with sniffin his way trough the girls houses was because he had over 50 million power in Rise of Kingdomes

[@Darkz27188]

😂😂

[@simon_969]

I know they're filming in a rented fake apartment for the last one but that guy smelling the underwear should still go to jail immediately

[@1r0zz]

Yeah. It’s disgusting.

[@KaneAlexander47]

5:52 "BUG. Bug. Realistic bug." Another dry delivery of golden jontron gold

[@jeffcapes]

love how the viking ad script perfectly timed "ultra realistic characters" with the visuals of a viking riding a dragon

[@Antifearn]

The dolphin lady looks like what an ai program would generate if you asked it to combine 3 random SpongeBob characters and humanize it for an ‘80s dark fantasy film.

[@kamikeserpentail3778]

The sad part is you need to throw in three characters to throw the AI off, but the make-up artists that made that probably only had one in mind...

[@rabble_rousdower]

I will never forget "Ass first, personality second" from the beaver man and just losing my shit for 30 minutes straight.

[@mishtergoose2851]

YAAASSS LOL the beaver was the absolute worst lol 🤣

[@renard6012]

"You see kids, I met your mother on a creepy furry TV dating show."

[@MJ-5k]

The random tree bark sounds were so unexpected 💀

[@danielsantiago4490]

That made me laugh way more than it should have.

[@Ramsey276one]

6:34 XD

[@EvilDoresh]

You know, the _Sexy Beast_ production could've saved _a lot_ of time and resources by giving everyone a paper bag or bedsheet to obscure their filthy human form.

[@MagnumCarta]

Please. Please do this and one of the contestants is Shia Labeouf with that "I am not famous" paper bag on his head.

[@mitab1]

Or if they wanted to stay on that animal theme for some reason, they could have used normal furr suit heads, instead of going full star track with the make up

[@EvilDoresh]

@@mitab1 I'm not sure this would've necessarily been cheaper. Those things can cost _thousands_ of dollars.

[@mitab1]

@@EvilDoresh then just have th paper nags with animals drawings on them lol

[@rosskarmen7397]

Jontron yelling that he doesnt want to join the mile high club while riding Falkor is something I never knew I needed to see, but I love it

[@Bl3hmo]

5:55 I actually threw up in my mouth when I saw this

[@AnOkayPerson]

JonTron giving me consistent dating advice means I might not die alone yet.

[@SoraOfTheDarkness]

6:28 fuck that *"THONK THONK"* killed me

[@kataep9442]

Wait I totally just realized the hearts transition John uses to cut between shows, is literally the transition they used the the powerpuff girls, I fucking love it

[@gunman4872]

13:55 Nobody is going to point out that she left her TV on when she left? Plus, mad props to Natasha for watching teenage robot :)

[@AtrumNuntius]

I had a hard time getting through the sexy beasts part cause I was wheezing so hard from laughing.

[@waffleson45]

14:24 those are called "desktop toys" they were a thing until computers could literally do anything else, they still exist too just mainly in Japan I think.

[@Morgil27]

7:33 That's the face of someone who immediately regrets signing up for this show.

[@latviandragon2718]

imagine if gordon ramsay was in this show

[@ootfan7882]

That kills me!

[@purplegurple6733]

​@@latviandragon2718 nah bro... They are the food on his course

[@m4rtial_law654]

17:35 "I'm sorry. But we all signed the same contract. Always read the fine print." ~Jontron

[@co11in__18]

He didn’t have to add that Falkor bit. He did that for us. Thank you Jon.

[@trygveplaustrum4634]

12:36 *For that shot, you should have put in Netflix's dolphin lady.*

[@quizilot]

Hey Jon, just figured I'd let you know so you are aware what kind of sponsor you partnered with. I made an account on viking rise, I had to put the game down for a few days as I had to dedicate the bulk of my day to job hunting due to a lack of work in my field. Before I put the game down I bought the ability to make my own tribe in the game. Something that you have to spend quite a bit of the purchasable currency to get. This is important because when I logged on a few days later I found that I lost control of my tribe and someone else was now the owner. When I brought this up to their service support I was told that was something they purposely put in the game and that they would do nothing to return my tribe or my money. Here is the thing, US courts say data that can be given a financial value is property (ie digital copies of movies) meaning the removal of my ownership of the tribe that was acquired with purchasable currency that has a real life value is theft and their refusal to do anything about it and infact purposely allow it has made them just as liable as anyone who would pirate a movie. However they still refuse to do anything, I have taken to reporting the app on the Google play store though I honestly doubt much of anything will be done about it. I don't expect or want you to do anything about it either, however I figured you should be aware of this information and you may consider it in the event they offer you a sponsorship in the future as this is the type of company you are encouraging your audience to do business with.

[@overlex]

Has JonTron even done acting or acting lessons??? Honestly, 15:43 was IMPECCABLE 🤌🤌🤌

[@L33PL4Y]

Yeah, he has a background in theatre/drama

[@revuutube]

15:53 adding the DK sound is a touch of swood only jon could perfect