Foodfight! - JonTron

[@Glimbosgold69]

That "what the f***?" Was so comedically placed it caught me off guard lmao

[@matt5829]

What the fudge

[@oscardeleon6868]

Now im having doubs if this was supposed to be a childs movie

[@matt5829]

@@oscardeleon6868 its not a cuss word its just says fuck

[@alejandroribera5361]

wait he actually said that?

[@Twisty14]

Yea , wasn't expecting that one in a movie of weirdly animated product mascots............

[@Glassandcandy]

For anyone interested, the reason the film looks THIS bad is because they're using assets that they originally had no intention on seeing the light of day. These are called "animatics" and are placeholder models, textures, sfx, etc. that are inserted to get a sense of what the scene will look like before the finished assets are done. It's common industry practice. The final assets are what were stolen in the burglary of the film, so rather than sink twice the projected budget into the film, which had grown grossly over budget trying to get licences for its characters, they opted instead to release it with the animations only as a sort of "lost piece of film history". The result is like taking a souffle out of the oven too early. It maintains its shape just long enough for you to recognize what it is before completely collapsing in on itself and becoming an inedible mesh

[@theanswerisa3758]

This makes EVERYTHING make more sense, holy frick. Thank you.

[@Glassandcandy]

@@theanswerisa3758 No problem, glad you found it helpful. Yeah, essentially this is the equivalent like if Aladin had been stolen so instead of re-doing all the animation they just used story board images to tell the story picture book style lol. No studio would ever receive dailies that look like THIS and keep funding the project as much as they were giving it. The original movie probably looked about on part with your average Dreamworks movie of the time and that was the footage that was getting funding. Honestly I'm hoping some day someone will find the old footage, I'd be curious to see the final product's art design in comparison.

[@gappystan4life376]

Wow. You are very smart. Thank you

[@Glassandcandy]

@@gappystan4life376 you can actually find an early trailer of the film on youtube. The animation isn't great, even for the time, but it's LEAGUES better than this garbage. It's sort of a shame that this is how it ended up cause even though it would've been a terrible movie regardless, it wouldn't have been an abomination like this if all things had gone as planned lol

[@SmokeyEdits]

So, what the fuck is with the theft of the film? I know you say the models and such were taken, was it the actual models themselves or was it more of a close-to-final-edit of the movie? I feel like there's an entire subplot of mismanagement and sabotage here and I desperately want to know the story.

[@pay2cusername845]

To be fair, the “Enough about me, let’s kill you!” Line Is pretty solid

[@mastercrow4213]

That the real problem for me. Some of those lines or jokes seemed pretty alright. And the actors were all pretty famous. This could have become a really good movie. Or at least standart.

[@krischioney]

The execution of it was just terrible

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

@@mastercrow4213 I can agree on that. If the animation was a lot better, it could have been quite decent. But instead, they rushed with the animation, which makes it really unenjoyable.

[@raidenakajacktheripper5988]

@Andy Gygi Yeah, pretty much.

[@soursugar4867]

there was an audio cut halfway through the line so it couldve been better

[@sin_decent]

Honestly, the fact that Dex is so in love with the catgirl that he's willing to poison himself with her product that's incredibly toxic to dogs is unintentionally beautiful writing

[@error-try-again-later]

The funniest part is that raisins are also incredibly toxic to cats. I'm not sure what this says about Sunshine, but it definitely says _something._

[@samedwards3285]

I KNEW IT, IT'S A SUICIDE PACT@@error-try-again-later

[@jdlamb4212]

Also the film is incredibly toxic to humans

[@sin_decent]

@@jdlamb4212 Well, that goes without saying

[@AngryFeminist30]

I too, eat my wife's cooking

[@MnemonicHorse]

"Am I threatening you? Are you threatening me? Who's the threat here?" One of my favorite lines. Like, I want to hear it used in a movie at some point.

[@DandelionE02]

Mnemonic_Horse I'm the 100th liker!

[@oppietheman5804]

Mnemonic_Horse my fav is BAD TOUCH STRANGER DANGER

[@lordofgumdrops5441]

Mnemonic_Horse AM I DEAD YET

[@rooksclown316]

'Also, she's a Nazis and a Star Wars.'

[@bigchooch4434]

Sounds like a Kevin Hart line

[@MalkaLand1996]

This film's budget was $65M *Where'd the other $64,999,999 go?*

[@Danielgil28893-x]

Eliya Drugs... and hookers...

[@Poglavnit_Pferdefuhrer]

Daniel 28893 all Charlie's no doubt! Selfish prick

[@school001jb]

Charlie sheen

[@MizzyDcept666]

bold of you to assume they even used a million for this film...

[@davisdavisdavis]

Eliya the movie probably was good until they had to restart, most of it probably went towards the voice actors

[@dovacraft5772]

Jacques saying "it was cool though" is the cutest thing ever

[@Idk_496]

that was so adorable (no joke)

[@phoenixboy9887]

Facts

[@pokehunter6467]

I wonder what happened to Jacques.

[@whamboy]

Poke Hunter do you even watch his vids?

[@pokehunter6467]

Whamboy yes, though not in the right order, so I don’t really know the whole story behind what happened.

[@tazinboor3913]

This guy has literally the MOST iconic lines on KZbin.

[@marakarthegreat]

he sounds like Nathan Lane

[@mikerodstrom]

Like, "Is that… is that a pooprat!?"

[@brendennielsen4900]

I still reference the sarcophagus line in every day conversation

[@Quiet_Flame]

WE GOT ONE WE GOT ONE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

[@christianloper9483]

It's not very quotable, but I absolutely die when he says, "that is essential to understanding the central concepts of this film" 😂

[@lancenocturna2743]

"Dog? Raisins? Don't see anything wrong with that." Fun Fact: Grapes, and by proxy raisins, are actually toxic to dogs.

[@SerAbiotico]

It Will release its pain

[@keeyandameen1688]

So this dog eating raisin is like a person taking a smoke?

[@jakehague1555]

Oop, how many to hurt them

[@alwaystired4]

@@keeyandameen1688 think its more along the lines of popping cyanide pills like they’re tictacs

[@carloscaballerofranco1758]

@@keeyandameen1688 You know, if you think about it that way, that's almost smart.

[@dancingdiva9985]

The film was probably stolen by one of the actors/actresses who didn’t want their career destroyed

[@darthsidious6380]

I support this theory.

[@Nicknyamka]

The actors just go inside a booth and read their lines and go away. They don't have access to the files. I bet it was just one of the animators or the editor that did it

[@christopherdempsey3878]

@@darthsidious6380 Me too.

[@corpsemachine6949]

@@Nicknyamka don't be a wiseass

[@banana19283]

legit probably

[@DustinShelton620]

Plot twist, the stolen footage was turned into Sausage Party

[@MarauderYT]

At least Sausage Party doesn’t look like vomit placed in 3D animation software, it has a couple of decent jokes

[@cleoking6312]

@@MarauderYT while true about the animation, the jokes are subjective. And the animation, while being better than pokemon sword and shield, it still isnt good

[@femmefuntime]

Cleo King saying something has better animation than sword and shield isn’t saying much

[@cleoking6312]

@@femmefuntime you right

[@yjyee1808]

Still better than Tij

[@sammydelamante7982]

Fun fact: I had the dvd of this movie and watched it religiously almost every single day, I have no clue where I even got it but I remember loving it for some dystopian reason

[@josephchanley7228]

The product placement got you good huh?

[@Tree_e888]

I was 4 years old when this movie came out, I never actually saw it but even back then I would have found this awfully rendered.

[@echomikoart]

I think it's the sign of a chaotic mind. Much like how I used to watch barbie movies, that now give me nightmares every time I see the models they used at the time.

[@kaiserwilhelmdergrosse1871]

@@Tree_e888 This movie came out in 2012 after 9 years in development hell. - A message from His Imperial and Royal Majesty, Kaiser Wilhelm der Große.

[@zarbon5460]

I seen it once I oddly l8ked it

[@spruceferret752]

It’s nice to have diversity in film. Especially in this movie, where we have a main character who’s slowly dying of kidney failure and a squirrel with epilepsy.

[@kaizermierkrazy6886]

And crazy furry blind girls

[@sunnyd6519]

Ah, ah I am so happy I found this comment, thanks for the laughs.

[@colonelsanders1617]

This sounds like an actual thing he would say

[@DorsenFilm]

Unfortunately, watching this movie will give you seizures whether you have epilepsy or not.

[@carlosricardoperaltamunoz3536]

God dammit, my baby is sleeping in the same room I'm watching this, and you dare to make such a hilarious comment

[@brainjester7836]

I like how even after over 2 years there are still people commenting on this video like it came out yesterday. Seeing that makes me have hope for the human mental condition. Like 2 people from different times laughing together.

[@kyrnti1075]

Like me Who literaly watched the video for the first time

[@obtuse186]

Check the date, it hasn't been 2 years. It's been 6 years. 6 FUCKING YEARS. I have never felt older.

[@boots3305]

*Oh god.*

[@skeezixmccat]

Yeeeeeeeee boiiii

[@jaythehuman2552]

Same brother. KZbin is dead as fuck since Jon stopped uploading as much as he use to.

[@jackfrost6068]

Sunshine looks like a modded sims character.

[@georgeliu6261]

Jack Frost No joke, it’s actually a stolen model from a free online model shop...

[@Bornheck]

She looks like Elise from Sonic 06

[@OnlyNeedJuan]

@@georgeliu6261 Im not the least bit surprised.

[@h20kaboom8]

Bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's soooooo fucking true

[@thecorneliusexperience]

She a cross between a fury and a sim

[@captainpalegg2860]

"but enough about me, let's kill you" is honestly too good a line for this nuclear meltdown of a movie.

[@PsychGh]

the joker used it once i believe

[@nile2128]

DBZ abridged referenced it as well

[@-gemberkoekje-5547]

Imagine finding that locket. Washed up on some beach on Bermuda

[@sinisterpicklez9864]

I mean I would take it home

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

I would love to see the visible confusion on whomever found it’s face.

[@surgingtwentyoneps4474]

Throw it and run in the other direction

[@zachp8163]

I would certainly be confused

[@arbetor12]

I actually found it I then burnt it

[@tomsmurf4225]

Fun fact: raisins are poisonous to dogs. It's a good thing this movie bombed

[@SeenAGreatLight]

It's kind of strange how many foods are poisonous to those critters.

[@trequor]

@@SeenAGreatLight Not really. They've got tons of health problems from generations of being bred for specific traits.

[@jozinek876]

Dex should've died, and Sunshine Raisin should've been revealed as the villain who deliberately poisoned him.

[@fork4207]

They’re even more poisonious then chocolate to dogs.

[@ezradoessomestuff4769]

I was going down to the comments to see if anyone said this lol

[@LazyPillow]

forced some friends to watch this movie, they are now prosecuting me.

[@Avrazael]

Persecuting?

[@Moony1568]

lol

[@kattn01]

MultiPrismatic Prosecute: Institute legal proceedings against (a person or organization).

[@Avrazael]

boorelius Thank you, I know what the word means. It just seemed like persecuting would been a better fit and I thought maybe he got the words mixed up.

[@ScaryShadow818]

R.I.P. LazyPillow, may his soul ever rest in peace...

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

8:41 "Stranger danger" Man, JonTron has meme worthy material in literally every single upload they've done

[@charleswisconsin9196]

he did not invent Stranger Danger. are you kidding?

[@damnation6713]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD GET OUT OF MY HEAD!

[@NWCi24.mp4]

​@@damnation6713ey guys i found DJ Spit

[@zaworldo3189]

“Yeah! Ugly people never win” that hits me a bit to hard

[@thekeeperofsecrets1615]

Do you never win or are you ugly? Btw I’m not trying to insult.

[@Doroalebarn]

You are Za worldo you can't be ugly ✨

[@zaworldo3189]

The Keeper Of Secrets bit of both

[@JanoyCresvaZero]

I’m willing to bet you’re a fucking ladykiller bro. Be confident. Even if you’re not, just fake it. Best of luck. 👌🏻

[@nokachi3339]

I would like but it's at 69

[@T-34_Chan]

Foodfight is what we worried the Lego Movie would be.

[@project8813]

Instead that movie was kinda good

[@lumarisreyes9894]

@@project8813 true true

[@oscardeleon6868]

Tje diferences is that lego movie had better animation, a great message and good original caracters

[@aj.jimenez13]

Oscar De Leon characters*

[@winterv.4715]

Lego Batman was good too. The rest were eh.

[@sam4gaming135]

IT took me 7 years to realise that the "hot or not" app wasn't just a gag made up by jon

[@DoofXMachina]

WAIT WHAT?

[@theoats9804]

Wait wot do u mean

[@Florescentia02]

Yes its actually a sponsor, check the description

[@An_Owl_named_VIPER]

@@Florescentia02 also at the very very end of the vid

[@claymenefee6999]

WHAT?!

[@stankenpicklethethird507]

only took me 8 years to realize the grappling hook dex uses is made out of kitchen utensils.

[@russellramble6479]

15:26 if that’s the moral of the story, shouldn’t all the characters lose

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Yeah

[@gerald4606]

Now that’s a lot of damage!!

[@thegamingknight642]

Wait, characters in this movie...WON?

[@thegamingknight642]

@@jjb1908 i was making a joke about the movie's overall quality, including the story. Not to mention the box office.

[@Pitchdark]

Sick burn lol

[@jakeswervo3089]

Fun Fact: This wasn’t the first time Charlie Sheen had voiced a dog protagonist in an animated movie. He actually first voiced Charlie Barkin in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2, as well as voicing Charlie in the animated series.

[@jonathonparzyck82]

Charlie was played by the late Burt Reynolds

[@ChameleonJailhouse]

Jonathon Parzyck Until the second movie, where he was replaced by Sheen

[@mcwildstyle9106]

And there's a difference. All Dogs go to Heaven 2 was a good or may I say great film, while Foodfight is a piece of shit

[@Coolartist1110]

He voiced him in 2, not the animated series.

[@Sqlslammer]

Kind of a shame that Gordon Freeman died in that movie

[@miroshnikov9278]

When he said "if I had raisin for every time blah blah blah" it reminded me that raisins are lethal to dogs, thus proving the dog was suicidal.

[@keeyandameen1688]

No it's is like a person smoking

[@jakehague1555]

Not fatal, just toxic

[@walterpavloski5792]

The dosage is what matters, if I eat a shit ton of raisins I will die.Humans have a higher tolerance

[@Z_Viper08]

I would be too if I was in this crap

[@snazzyzsmitty]

He just likes to have a nice rasin to calm his nerves its fiiiiine

[@sugarbaby1974]

Gonna add to all of the fun facts so far: the animations are insanely active because Charlie Sheen did the motion capture for most, if not all, of the characters. He was coked out of his mind and the motion capture process they'd set up was extremely primitive, even for the time and despite the budget, so he was asked to over-exaggerate his movements even MORE than they already were in order to make sure they were captured. I would give absolutely everything I own to see footage of those motion capture sessions, ngl.

[@SQUIDWORD15]

I doubt that

[@zonalspore]

@@SQUIDWORD15Bruh, this isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Charlie Sheen was a HUGE drug addict and crazy sob. Bro has some of the wackiest interviews ever.

[@SQUIDWORD15]

@@zonalspore True, true, but we have evidence of there being many motion capture performers (even an actual contortionist for Cheazel Weasel) so it leads me to believe the OP is misinformed

[@ma.2089]

@@SQUIDWORD15 oh he’s hella misinformed. Dude just made all of it the F up

[@ma.2089]

Why spread lies about this dumb movie?

[@bobbyk5882]

The "poop rat" line is the funniest shit I've ever heard

[@rileyross6621]

What about the poop spider?

[@FloridaGuy53]

Poop weasel?

[@masterseal0418]

It's because the poop rat is animated disgustingly.

[@TheCorrodedMan]

@@FloridaGuy53 SHIT WEASEL

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

It's not a poop rat. It's a shit weasel.

[@Nomaybe-ei4hn]

Somebody is gonna find that locket and be really confused one day ._.

[@Void_Echoes]

Then when they discover where the dog is from, they’re gonna watch the movie, be disgusted, and then throw the locket away again. And then the cycle shall repeat.

[@Nomaybe-ei4hn]

ShadowDragonGamer 476 *spoopy-*

[@guinealover6674]

@@Void_Echoes It's a Jumanji-style curse.

[@Void_Echoes]

guinealover6674 !!! yep

[@driddick7361]

@@guinealover6674 Nah, at least Jumanji has the sense to let you die after putting you through such agony when you lose.

[@axion9513]

Someone’s gonna find that locket in 30 years, open it up and be like “what the fuck is this horror bull shit”

[@lvbboi9]

They'll be sleeping, wake up, look at the corner of their room and see Dex standing in the corner

[@razberrydavid539]

Dex with then suffocate them with raisins.

[@twinzzlers]

Oh that's a nice reference

[@crab2934]

it'll take one million year.

[@marymaza2187]

8:54 "You monster, let me see those melons." This had me rolling.

[@melonemann8004]

8:17 probably my favourite reaction from jontron ever

[@ootfan7882]

XD is that a *beep* poop rat. XD

[@mattway18]

Bad touch, bad touch! STRANGER DANGER!

[@mp5k9mm1]

He missed the shit weasel reference from Dreamcatcher.

[@confusedaf1112]

Literally no joke when I was watching that part happened a second after I read this.

[@BackSpace101]

8:40*

[@mrfreezy7457]

For those commenting about the dog eating raisins: yes, raisins are poisonous to dogs. I'm guessing the intent was to create an allusion to film noir detectives who smoke cigarettes.

[@braydenbeauchamp4368]

Oh that's clever

[@silverselkie1692]

If that was the intent, why not have him chew on sticks or bones like one would smoke a cigarette

[@mrfreezy7457]

@alex purple I agree that would be a more solid allusion visually. However, this movie is an over-budget train wreck, so all obvious logic went out the window.

[@jahlian9669]

@@silverselkie1692 Since cigarettes are hazardous to people's health I guess

[@WileyCylas]

That’s a little *too* smart for this “film”..... they spent too much on little fun creature features like this & forgot to have a functioning plot or movie....

[@Halo2nothing11111]

"Izzat a poop-rat?" lmao every fucking time.

[@SlendIGuess]

Halo2nothing11111 *BAD TOUCH BAD TOUCH STRANGA DANGA*

[@HeroofWind]

Halo2nothing11111 The cousin of the poop spider that haunts PBG

[@myladygrim]

"HOLY F*** C*** S***! IZAT A POOP RAT? IZAT A F*** POOP RAT?! One of my favorite Jontron quotes, behind his macnugget ordeal...

[@GEEK-fy1dz]

this is so horrible its almost a Stephen king movie...ah ha, its a SHIT WEASEL!

[@gabe_gamer9320]

5:13 Keep in mind, this was the same actor who voiced King Dice from Netflix’s “The Cuphead Show.”

[@td_is_infinite667]

no fucking way

[@Dovah_Slayer]

​@td_is_infinite667 yeah Wayne Brady is actually a good Voive Actor but.... this movie is so garbage it makes everyone in to look worse by proxy

[@MoonLiteWolf]

I always enjoy hearing JonTron's intro song before the show, just boosts my mood right up :)

[@JoyousUnicorn]

war, war never changes.

[@TRBG]

+Big Boss METAL.......GEAR.....

[@geckomaxz5362]

+Rex Mason So did every Fallout war hero ever

[@TRBG]

War has changed.......lol

[@TRBG]

danny dircio well it's possible

[@cynthiacoultan6524]

+JoyousUnicornGaming WEW Fallout 4!

[@magspie04]

JonTron is one of the only channels that if you didn't look at the date it was posted you would have no clue it was -six- nine years old Edit: Why is this suddenly getting so much attention? Lmao I fixed the number too

[@ducktooth2502]

10:50

[@specterknight0542]

Sevn years now

[@richraah9590]

all his videos are timeless

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

Sam o’nella academy is annother

[@JGProductions6581]

Lol I didn’t even know

[@johnclark926]

Holy shit, I just did some research and apparently the Poop Rat was voiced by none other than the director of Food Fight himself, this is a huge revelation

[@Madmaxgaming130]

Suddenly that THING talking directly to the camera makes WAY to much sense

[@thegageshow3-k3h]

​@@Madmaxgaming130and kinda sad.

[@notsoalex]

"This is amazing! How long have you had this?" "One million year." "I'll take it." Good job Jon.

[@killedcatharsis1979]

...Okay, somewhere out there in that river is a locket with a picture of Dex Dogtective in it. And I *need* to have it.

[@hashidraws]

I'll deadass go look for it rn and keep it.

[@OMartinez91]

Would be funny if in the future they find the locket and archeologists are perplexed at the picture of a dog person in it

[@southpaw117]

I doubt it was actually dropped in the water.

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

i'm getting a faint scent of *_odd1sout reference_*

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

booper08 okay calm down buster

[@Mr.Man2214]

“It’s like FDR came back to life and tried to show every one what legs do.” Is probably one of the best things I have ever heard.

[@FearlessLeader2001]

Yeah I had to pause the video because I was laughing for a long time

[@sgtpepper91]

i know who fdr was but i dont get it

[@FearlessLeader2001]

Sgt. Pepper he was crippled, needed a wheelchair to get around

[@sgtpepper91]

@@FearlessLeader2001 ah, thank you

[@ShockerTopper]

That got a big chuckle out of that line, it was VERY clever actually! I wish I had started watching this channel before the Flex Seal video! What's the rumor about Jon, that he offended some SJW's? He isn't exactly coming off as some bad person, his jokes are pretty funny and I honestly don't see any "side" of his. Seems like he doesn't like either side like myself..

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Fun fact: Hilary Duff was 15 when she recorded her lines for Sunshine Goodness in this movie. Charlie Sheen (Dex Dogtective) was 37.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

3:17: Did they just put in a rip-off of Mushu? 3:26: That elephant was HIDEOUS! 3:29: So the frog's entire joke was a fart joke. 4:13: Are Fat Cat's minions meant to be naked mole rats? Also, why is Fat Cat a rat? 5:16: Daredevil Dan: Looks less like a squirrel made from chocolate and more like a monkey/squirrel hybrid made from human excrement. Also, he speaks like what TV Tropes would call a "jive turkey". 5:50: EWWWWWWW!!!!! 8:14: Ok, if you're familiar with Peter Lorre, you're gonna hate this movie even further when you find out who Shit Weasel is meant to be a parody of. 8:37: Is it me, or do it find it hilarious Shit Weasel looks like Duke Weaselton from Zootopia? To be fair, Zootopia is 1,000,000X better than this movie (and it came much later). 8:51: A flying dodo with boobs? Who is this meant to be, a rip-off of Toucan Sam or Sonny the Cuckoo? 9:11: Unfortunately, yes. Those are the California Raisins. 9:12: Charlie the Tuna looks more like a killer whale in this movie. 10:00: Good God, these Keebler elves look-alikes look more like rejected Christmas elves! 10:13: Again, Hilary Duff was 15! 10:21: This is Chiquita Banana? Oh wait, this is actually her rip-off, Lola Fruitola 11:43: Is this an acid trip? 12:42: OK, is it me, or does General X look like a Reptilian alien? Did David Icke fund this movie? 13:05: Apparently, Exobytes look like rejected Predacons from Beast Wars. 13:24: Oh my God, the "real world" people look even more disgusting than the mascots! 13:50: Not sure if he's unfunny or just plain offensive. 15:16: The moral? Beautiful = good, ugly = evil 16:05: Also, WHY DID THEY INCLUDE HILARY DUFF? SHE WAS A MINOR BACK THEN!

[@nakedstatue8517]

Now that's just weird.

[@armayafox1328]

@@nicholaslienandjaja1815 Fat Cat's full name is Fat Cat Burglar, named because he kidnaps cats.

[@NintendoNerd64]

that just makes the fucking raisins line even worse

[@OriginalBongoliath]

That's Pedowood for you.

[@juneru2]

I like to believe that Jon went to a random shop and asked a cashier to say a line and the cashier was like "ye sounds cool".

[@callofabyss]

zigdug *ONE MILLION YEAR*

[@ootfan7882]

@@callofabyss *I'll take it!*

[@ag23415]

Toy Story came out on November 22nd, 1995, making it the first 3-D animated film ever, and looks 10 times better than this.

[@justinwinters2993]

@@alfredtheanimatorillustrator make that 9 billion times better

[@poopiepantz3415]

@@justinwinters2993 make that 9,000,000,001 times better

[@jacobsims1175]

ur profile pic

[@Allsparkwarrior47]

Guys you got it all wrong it was to infinity and beyond better than this piece of shit movie

[@yasminemobley7858]

Much!

[@firmmilkshake8228]

Budget: $65 million Box office: $73,706 ouch

[@AZIONG651]

I know right? Soon as I saw that I just felt that "OOOF"

[@luisitobardajibenitez8013]

Tiny profit?

[@jahlian9669]

@@luisitobardajibenitez8013 No profit

[@ikesc1101]

Luisito Bardaji Benitez negative profit

[@luisitobardajibenitez8013]

@@ikesc1101 they made 73 million and spent 65 million, that has to be a profit

[@zoutzeder5306]

Even now 8 years later, this is still gold.

[@lordd3stoyer324]

10 years now

[@benjizucker6091]

6 years and still counting 12:16 gets me chuckling every time

[@Camichichi-]

I hit the time stamp button about five times for laughs...!!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@MuzikBike]

"nice don't got it" aaand credits

[@ravenpotter3]

UwU

[@JustMaxAsh]

Tbh, that's actually a good joke

[@seragoodnight7877]

Props to the insane future-dweller that finds the Locket.

[@sleepdeath9001]

What if after all of our oceans are dry and humanity is completely extinct, extraterrestrials come to Earth, and that locket is the only thing left of our civilization?

[@seragoodnight7877]

***** They'd probably assume that that loveable rogue was a prime example of the past civilization, and then promptly leave, being so afraid of what came before.

[@AppleBiscuits]

Charlie sheen is life though

[@WiggleJimmy]

Arcralf goddess*

[@gymleaderfern]

Somebody call an ambulance for kingrobo

[@TheJacobshapiro]

The orange-ish color in the entire film makes me really uncomfortable for some reason.

[@done___]

Says the fellow with the orange profile pic...

[@spyguymarquez8216]

Get used to it, Donald Trump is the new president.

[@TheJacobshapiro]

Charlie F lol it's the stock picture

[@freshavocado6528]

TheJacobShapiro donald trump is offended

[@JamilJslibi]

TheJacobShapiro nah ah, dont wanna hear excuses young boy

[@Flamingotree74]

It’s weird watching this in 2022. Really just the: “What year is it?” “It’s 2014!” Fucks with me every time

[@StevRayBro]

Man, weekly Jontron videos make me so damn happy. I need to draw Jon!

[@turduckie]

Do it :D !

[@anabeatrizcaetano3121]

DO IT! Ps. Foodfight is the worst movie to you, StevRayBro ? (I just wanna know it!)

[@EagerClown]

oh my god! please!

[@Frog101_Real]

Not weekly anymore...more like yearly...

[@Nantosuelta]

now its more like never

[@fallowhorn404]

"It was cool, though." This is why I love you, Jacques.

[@mineraftist]

Sweets, Excuse me how old is jaques?

[@fallowhorn404]

CookieOwl _ I... Don't know. He has to be over four, though.

[@canismo763]

Sweets Take him on a cruise and it's international law (- Insert lenny face because I'm a lazy piece of shit.-)

[@Diranian-99]

SoulBlast35 zz

[@ilikecurry2345]

Or as Jon calls him, Zhock.

[@riles8435]

"It's like if F.D.R. came back to life and tried to show everyone what legs do." Single best line Jon has ever spoken, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks

[@otakunthevegan4206]

Then he could go to Japan and kick the PM in the balls to avenge pearl harbour, it would be less offensive then Trump's treats to Japan a few days ago regarding the day of infamy......

[@FALG31]

Who's FDR? Googling for that takes me to Franklin D. Roosevelt's wikipedia page

[@jorgewilliam7103]

I also want to know, i'm not american so that might be why i didn't get it

[@otakunthevegan4206]

@@jorgewilliam7103 Its president Franklin Roosevelt, 1933-1945.

[@jorgewilliam7103]

@@otakunthevegan4206 what does he have to do with walking or squirrels tho?

[@trashotaku]

8:20 Jon reaction to the greasy looking weasel thing will never not make me laugh

[@1sam234]

That "$65 million" budget is under debate, there's lots of others saying that it's $45 million. Still $45 million too much.

[@KingC-way425]

1sam234 Movie looks like it was made with a KZbin budget

[@nohandlesplease]

Jay Calloway youtube budget animation can look much better.

[@Deadlocked.]

It was probably $10 tbh

[@reginaldbeaulieu7856]

I betcha $40 million was to pay off the actors, the rest went in the dudes pocket

[@gringuskhan7184]

Try $10

[@kainelumiya]

Imagine a movie... The worst movie.... Foodemic.

[@joseagustincuesta]

Generic Name Here's a bad movie... there's no birds.

[@kainelumiya]

This bird, with Charlie Sheen's voice.

[@darksev.6468]

Birdemic + Foodfight ? ;-; i cri everytiem

[@kainelumiya]

Sure. Yeah okay. *Sure*

[@darksev.6468]

Ima Secrat Ghost Foodemic City. Ghost Shark Foodfight Birdemic Jurassic City

[@ps2abbachio137]

FoodFight makes The Emoji Movie look like a Masterpiece.

[@thelaughingjester4275]

Why does everybody hate the emoji movie I think it's at least decent and it's still good

[@sodacrush3052]

@@thelaughingjester4275 product placement, so,, "trendy" that its just a giant r/fellowkids post, and bad jokes

[@sodacrush3052]

@Skull Killer yes, that's the worst part.

[@hansruhlmann454]

@cheesy savage The Emoji Movie did at least have a pretty decent animation.

[@thevoicesaysimalmostoutofm5710]

@@thelaughingjester4275 it's boring

[@hungrytaco6879]

I’m convinced that the people who stole the film in late 2002 just wanted to prevent us from ever seeing this monstrosity

[@joshslater2426]

It might’ve looked better if we had got the original film.

[@Ynot_maker]

​@@joshslater2426 The film as not stolen

[@Ynot_maker]

​@@joshslater2426is Just a excuse

[@kerlmurx1521]

4:20 If I had a raisin for every time I heard that, I’d be dead, cause I’m a dog

[@oldpotatoman4838]

reddit moment

[@FirehawkValkyrie]

It's all just a complex narrative on how Charlie Sheen wants to die after they continued production of the movie.

[@DrRalls]

Hahahaha funny timestamp is weed number hahahaha snoop dog can we get some omegaluls in the chat

[@skedaddledbraincell]

my dogs name is max so... Max, how did you get an account?

[@whamboy]

Patricia Carrasco No! MY dogs name is max! there aint nuff room in dis town fur the both've us...

[@coconutrice6940]

Jon forgot about the part where everyone sings the fucking French national anthem. Not kidding. Late edit: Yeah, I know it was meant to be a Casablanca reference, but it just sorta happens without any warning. It seems kinda out of place for a kids movie. You know, it didn't really cross my mind, but was this ever meant to be a kids movie? Casablanca references, tons of innuendos, lots and lots of weird fetish fuel. Good God, it's a wonder this thing even exists.

[@PuffyOne1898]

And the obvious Jewish stereotype character

[@peteranderson5296]

Dr. Si Nustrix?

[@GabrielAKAFinn]

OY VEY

[@alexaymami9674]

Slappa_Donkee ive seen that shit

[@nemesis041]

Slappa_Donkee I must find this movie to learn the truth. I know a friend who owns Birdemic, so he *must* have this one too!

[@sonicfan5077]

5:38 Movie: This... this is...(cries). Jontron: AM I DEAD YET!?

[@ootfan7882]

Lmaooooo

[@Mike14264]

Cries? More like... Drips, melts, anything but crying, it doesn't even sound like that, crying is what the people that bought tickets to this movie did. Thankfully, not many did.

[@khodibritton8368]

Jon: *_ᴀᴍ ɪ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ʏᴇᴛ_*

[@dontcallmechris8677]

We all saw the video Thank you

[@ripmyogfireemblemsave]

Wait he cries?? Honestly I, until this day, never knew what the hell he did 😂

[@ItsTheVioletQueen]

6:34 After 9 years I think I finally figured out this joke: Originally called _“Ikes”_ as in _“Icons”_ Jon says he’s calling them _“Jacks”_ Opposite of “on” is “off” *_”Jackoffs”_* He’s calling them jackoffs.

[@justin42230]

God bless you

[@Zylon1338]

damn that could actually be it i always found it strange he says hes gonna refer to them as jack... and then he doesnt even do it once

[@galiogargoyle6295]

The puzzle is finally solved.

[@MondayZi]

13:54 Ary you chocolate? Are you made of chocolate? *REAaLLyY?*

[@doctahwahwee4289]

*BAD TOUCH*

[@marconisantana4410]

*PERVERTED BAT PERSON WHO IS TURNED ON BY CHOCOLATE*

[@margogoralski6294]

*THAT IS SO... SWEET*

[@GoIdenbaum]

That "really" tells a very clear message. And that message is that you're going to end up on that guy's fridge if you're not careful.

[@Wenis_Prinkle]

when Europeans found Africans

[@ultrabaltard1479]

“1 million year!” I don’t know why but that cracks me up

[@ootfan7882]

His classic stereotypical Indian accent. XD

[@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) one million year!

[@DrDolan2000]

"Am I dead yet?" If you're asking, probably not. You may feel dead, but this movie doesn't actually kill people. It tortures them until they beg for death

[@SirBlackReeds]

Eh, I've seen worse. This movie is just so average.

[@lvbboi9]

@@SirBlackReeds please curse me with your knowledge of movies worse than this.

[@Dat_MrBlack]

finally someone i can trust on psychology Dr Dune Ink

[@NoodleGorillazUnofficial]

Timestamp?

[@b.j.5610]

@@NoodleGorillazUnofficial 5:44

[@crow-vz5lx]

I like how the dog swings the rope counterclockwise and then when he launches it throws it clockwise,defeating the momentum immediately

[@urshadylawyer1559]

"Being filthy can be loads of fun... There are some stains you can never wash out."

[@ootfan7882]

*For God's sake work on your aim*

[@cellmax55]

Mr. Clean: bet

[@OutlawedPoet]

"I wanna know how you managed to raise 65 million dollars with this script"

[@thecorneliusexperience]

That sunshine cat girl thing looked like the cross between a sim and a fury

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

@@thecorneliusexperience Referencing the video is one thing, but have you just referenced a nearby comment thread?

[@GecMaster27]

This was my first jontron video. god bless.

[@reubenorange7660]

Eeeeeeyyyy, same here

[@TheRizkaSann]

This Is Also My First Time Watching JonTron Video... Oh My...

[@P8P89]

Also mine

[@andreysantiago6255]

Same

[@trevorsgamingroom5284]

Same except that the one I truly Found By myself Was Bootleg Pokemon Games and Plug And Play

[@alextheguitarist7282]

This film left me traumatised. I'm going to rewatch Star Wars Holiday Special to cleanse my soul.

[@edmardisla8492]

Wow...

[@DroneR00]

It’s like either choosing between all your nails being ripped off or forcing yourself to watch all of Nikocado Avacado twice.

[@boredcrab2]

Imagine recovering a lost locket in the river and you open it up and its just a picture of dex dogtective

[@sin_decent]

Id actually shriek

[@steina1543]

12:57 I bet this was everyone's reaction when the film was 'finished'

[@tigerboi99]

Cherry Bombshell this was my reaction when I first watched this video.

[@thecorneliusexperience]

I wonder if they acctually had it stolen or did the director think it was just s**t

[@darthsidious6380]

quinn huber Obviously not because the final product is shit so he obviously didn’t care

[@MuzikBike]

5:44 in my case

[@joelhesselgrave399]

What if Dex just walked up and took a big bite out of one of the California Raisins? Would the movie's quality increase or decrease?

[@TheKittyQueen3120]

Increase

[@ivanyy]

Well, It can't get any worse...

[@Mrlaggy99]

The movie would just disappear

[@darthsidious6380]

An idiot Plays Which would be a good thing.

[@Mrlaggy99]

Hex Op yes

[@blairdavis]

The delayed, "It was cool though", from Jacques really made me laugh. Love that little shithead bird.

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

"It's like FDR came back to life to show everyone what legs do" is the funniest fucking thing I've heard in a while. 🤣

[@IceAndFlameL755]

Whoever created the Sunshine Goodness character clearly had some other motives

[@s3c0nd1mpact]

4:23 The zoom-in of Charlie Sheendog flicking the raisin in the air will always kill me

[@darthsidious6380]

AM I DEAD YET

[@evanf1719]

Sunshine's hair doesn't move the whole movie

[@isaacgleeth3609]

Hairspray. Lots and LOTS of hairspray. No wonder the ozone layer has gone to shit.

[@_V.Va_]

Someone whipcreamed in her hair.

[@-____________--______________-]

@•Vï •Mo• Y-yeah, whipped cream... that’s, uh, exactly what I was thinking too... yup.

[@StellaYeen]

The fur on your fur suit never moves

[@ドーブルX75]

@@StellaYeen 🤔

[@balengd5402]

"But enough about mEeE, let's kill yOOouUu" I love that line too much

[@NonTwinBrothers]

Never gets old, lmao

[@barilari36]

And we thought Infinity War was the biggest cross over event

[@DapperArbiter]

Lol I am dying. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DecaafTweakin]

I thought it was Smash Ultimate

[@Raf8347]

i thought it was Crash Purple and Spyro Orange :')

[@alanmooreisrasputinreincar8106]

I never was and it never will be

[@joemama_3686]

Maxter Man123 dogs raisins I don’t see anything wrong with that

[@drakep.5857]

The way the film is animated it looks like they used motion capture but the actors had 3 pounds of cocaine. Edit: dardevil Dan's motion capture actor was on 10 pounds of cocaine.

[@darthsidious6380]

That’s like two bags more than other Hollywood movies.

[@DerickTheHeroV2]

Well, Charlie Sheen did star in Foodfight, so...

[@memesintensifies8013]

69 likes

[@eepersneepers7872]

Oh no. *SCP-1471 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT*

[@PassTheMarmalade1957]

The original animation (before it was stolen,) had a kind of Looney Tunes vibe to it. When it came to re-animating the movie, some genius apparently decided that a great new way to capture that style would be *motion capture.*

[@phatnugz]

I was going to have a date with my girlfriend after this, now we are just sharing a casual existential crisis

[@mennograafmans1595]

May I advise a good animation movie. It has Mark Hamill as a voice actor, so you know it's gotta be good. The name is Wolf Tracer Island. For a more christian movie: Joshua and the promised land. It's an animated movie about the Exodus with Mozes. It's like a follow up to the Prince of Egypt. Have fun. Your existential crisis will be over in no time.

[@sweetcoincidence4048]

Couple goals.

[@weirdviews6113]

Didnt know weebs had gf

[@wrytard3876]

Everyone with a fma profile pic deserves my respect ✊

[@sneakysnake7695]

@@weirdviews6113 it's his waifu body pillow er I mean GF

[@gabrielarras7815]

This is literally the 20th time I've watched this. Older JonTron just never goes out of style

[@mochure]

So... let me get this correctly. They have wasted 65 million on this movie, and they still claim that piracy is the reason of their losses?

[@JaffaIsCute]

They used 1 million on the movie 30 million was used to pay people to watch the rest was used to cover up the suicides

[@caitlynnhatch9254]

I feel bad for Charlie Sheen. You think this movie drove him even a little bit crazy?

[@joe579003]

Hikari Minoru Dude loves his crack cocaine. He's in his own world now, we will never know.

[@The_All-Seer]

Euan Lyall This comment made my day.

[@jerm70]

Hikari Minoru According to Charlie Sheen this was the movie that killed his sanity.

[@lhu3884]

14:59 Mr. Clean just flexing while the ladies beat down

[@vipergamer2158]

I AM ON A DRUG ITS CALLED CHARLIE SHEEN

[@ellnats]

Winning

[@MRMCBOREDOM]

Viper Gamer it’s not available. If you try it once you will die

[@secondcaboose5719]

That's dope

[@theonlyosh4088]

1:15

[@Delicious_J]

420 likes

[@MA-lb8dq]

My favourite scene in the movie is the salesman sequence who walks like a lunatic due to bad motion capture. That scene is hilarious.

[@AModerateHue]

I'm gonna take a swim to find that Locket you dropped, Jon

[@thorvmoeller]

Found it yet?

[@cmdrramenlucc5845]

Oh boy...

[@williamsundbaum6652]

+Clorox Bleach can I drink you? c:

[@thorvmoeller]

McHaazelnutz Sure.

[@Firesmenk]

I already found it

[@ProfSpiffy]

"Ugly people never win!" Me: No wonder

[@nis5e]

Yeah exactly, no wonder i'm sitting here again in the dark again with my chernobyl cock

[@I_am_a_cat_]

Well then just stop being ugly, duh

[@connerbearden6153]

Same

[@levana2269]

Man you really are an egg lord

[@parkerlund7531]

r/suicidebywords

[@n_o_n_t_u]

*"A M I D E A D Y E T ?"*

[@GrindHed]

"Death is only the beginning!"

[@Blablablablabla392]

Sadly, no...😩

[@chaos_catt]

blood splat this is how society was made for.

[@pranaysbadrinath4762]

"u monster lemme see those melons"

[@nativeseneca7181]

8 years this video has been out and i still loss it when Mr. Clean shows up. Sooo underrated.

[@xxTC-96xx]

I never noticed before (then again I try not too look too closely at the "animation" ) but their eyes don't move....they blink (sometimes) but their eyes don't move around at all aside from Pooprat's.....they're like zombies...

[@darkmaster4535]

TheCoolperson1996 Pooprat is the only one whose face has any expression, strangely.

[@thejamman4070]

Costco Hot Dogs I bet it was the only part of the original movie that wasn’t stolen.

[@benhur6211]

The Jam Man I can’t even imagine why anyone would steal the footage, except maybe in an attempt to save us all...

[@ECAnimations]

The facial animators didn't even try. That's just plain lazy.

[@quietnumber2317]

You know your movie is good when the original trailer from 2002 looks better than the final film.

[@cyndankit4989]

WE HAVE THE SAME PIC

[@quietnumber2317]

Hahaha! Actually they are different, but you probably can't tell them apart from each other when viewed from KZbin. Although if anyone is able to track down the origins of my picture I'd be pretty happy; especially because no one has been able to do that in the seven plus years I've kept it across multiple accounts and places. Anyways thanks for the interesting observation my friend, even if they aren't really the same it was still pretty interesting. Ciao'!

[@quietnumber2317]

Musica Universalis

[@quietnumber2317]

Don't worry, you're not the first to do such a thing. No one really has the time or cares enough to look into some guy's random profile pic. Even so, knowing the picture's origin doesn't necessarily mean you know why it's important to me. That secret is one which can't be found with a simple google search.

[@quietnumber2317]

Event? No. Actually my obsession with Music of the Spheres deals with music more than anything else.

[@DeathlyBioShock]

Its not a movie. Its a very long video game cutscene from 1999.

[@cj1101]

DeathlyBioShock 1970 actully

[@glitchyjoe64]

space invaders - the movie.

[@MarakamiSG]

It's longer than MGS4 cutscenes combined.

[@odakagimbi2325]

Don't insult video Games cutscenes from 1999 like that.

[@ProfessorGopher2030]

4:58 There's just something about Dex falling out of the sky as stiff as cardboard with triumphant music playing that's just so unironically funny.

[@thethinkingassassins9321]

i will pay anyone one thousand bucks if they can find that locket

[@SportTheWise]

@@unusedrecyclebin7003 provide the evidence upfront

[@unusedrecyclebin7003]

@@SportTheWise 🖕 there's my evidence

[@javadk.9145]

Ooh, edgy

[@unusedrecyclebin7003]

@@javadk.9145 wait I meant to put a gif I dont think I can do that

[@unusedrecyclebin7003]

@@javadk.9145 wait wrong comment I meant 👍

[@TheLonelyGoomba]

I'm not used to so many Jon Tron videos so soon.... I CANT HANDLE IT!

[@cyrax94]

I only wish we could say that in the year 2018

[@bloobplop5561]

Yup

[@recro4258]

Aaaand he's back WOOO

[@remarinracoon5309]

We can't really say that now... I need more content

[@reper6441]

Adam Rafalski real af

[@mank7230]

So basically, the thief who stole the original movie was doing us a favor?

[@RyeVanrouge]

Yes

[@nawor3565]

+Epic Manky Or maybe the movie might have been good, but because they had to start over, it turned into THIS. Maybe he was the one who made THIS HAPPEN

[@tamedpassions9523]

The thief is the hero of legend

[@vallytine]

+Epic Manky I guess we can say "much obliged" to him.

[@ChadIsBad]

No because if he didn't steel it we would have a better movie

[@Adam-xd9tr]

Watching this again after seeing the "Rotten" documentary. The story about the footage being stolen was a lie; the director used it as an excuse for why the switch to Mo-Cap made the film take so long to come out. Said director was a real shitty person, too. Mistreating his employees and forcing them to redo work on a whim, while not knowing anything about the animation process (not even thinking storyboarding was that important), and overall being a perverted creep. His favorite character in the film is the "Poop Rat".

[@TheSilly6403]

Reminds me of Cookie ☆, director promising a big budged film and using it to make a low effort shitty project that's actual purpose was to be a perv and take the money for himself

[@thebrightdiamondtp7871]

The SHIT weasel

[@JRProductions1203]

Let's be honest, the "Poop Rat" was the Best thing to ever come out from that God Awful Movie. 😑