REAL GHOSTS - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@tophatv2902]

nigga

[@swagbot666]

JonTronShow deez nuts gotem

[@ropeter5209]

i wil join you

[@16989473]

Oh yeah

[@Brendead8]

gey

[@killian9314]

Storage: Employees only Yohnny: that sign can't stop me, I can't Read

[@TheMostUninterestingMan]

Maybe he was so stupid his mind convinced itself he could die from a shin wound.

[@meowolet]

Did you just make a meme under a yontron video

[@Cobra-Commander83]

What do you mean video, it's an Archieve of newly generated memes.

[@Dockhead]

@@TheMostUninterestingMan pfft you ever felt a shin would? coulda fooled me.

[@HexIsme]

@@TheMostUninterestingMan Anterior tibial artery Peroneal artery Posterior tibial artery

[@niccoraven4405]

So, thing about Sylvia Browne...She did predict that she would die...at 88. She died at 77, further proving her wrong.

[@a.s.i.n.i.n.e]

Niccoraven4 only 11 years off

[@comradeemoji9920]

@@a.s.i.n.i.n.e true

[@atomicdancer]

What a terrible psychic - she couldn't even die correctly. "I predict... That I am now going to hold up... Three fingers. 🖐 ...Crap."

[@OpiumPrime28]

She should've said she would live for the at least 1,000 years she could've lived 1,001 years

[@selathekobold9832]

@@rarampz7721 Lmao, nice troll

[@Slenderquil]

"Barely literate" "You have to stop writing these letters" What barely literate man would write several letters to a person?

[@gordonfreemanthesemendemon1805]

Yohnny Yohnson

[@missundies]

Yohnny, you have to stop writing me these letters!

[@missundies]

And yeah, I had the same thought as you.

[@LaterXavier-TX]

He was probably just practicing writing single giant letters and sending it to her because he doesn't know if he's doing it right.

[@cyrus2395]

@@LaterXavier-TX Я И Ч

[@Peshy_]

Gotta love the fact that “The Devil & Father Amorth” was on the non-fiction shelf at 7:26, also it’s a 2 year foreshadowing to when he does a video on it.

[@Ghost_Hawk]

I was just about to comment that!

[@GamerGal34567]

Glad someone else noticed too

[@Engardian]

Oh my GOD

[@AnimeFan_2013]

I noticed when I recently rewatched this video

[@marchwaltz]

whoops I commented and decided to scroll further lol

[@Hank..]

Yohnny "Yontron" Yohnson didnt actually die of hatcheting himself. He died of untreated heat syncope. THIS is why those videos are necessary!

[@JakeandElwoodBlues]

I'm dying from this heat syncope!

[@notgray88]

yohnny yohnny yes papa? haunting frisbees? no papa

[@Soulraven2735]

THINK ABOUT THISSSSSS

[@drexe1112]

YoYo's Bizarre Adventure

[@adenb7798]

i dont feel too good

[@Sledgehog91]

Imagine walking into a toys r us looking for a gift for your kid and you see all the staff sitting in a circle doing a seance

[@bromaster4136]

And nothing is there no spirit just a con artist

[@Jetfox967]

I would back away slowly.

[@TheONLYFeli0]

69 likes, nice

[@chunchun3099]

Just your average monday

[@liquidsandwich1052]

Maybe "Yohnny Yohnson" was just someone going to get a toy and backed away when a strange woman told him to basically die. Or he was picking up his kid who was a part timer

[@isaacabel6839]

2:37 Looks like our killer here forgot to use SMENS to protect himself from that deadly edge.

[@CHOW_25]

Shoot Move Evaluate Nutralize Scan

[@bevanherd5384]

But 2hat abojt jontrons improved s

[@finisherm0ve]

@@CHOW_25 NUTralize

[@bettaluppa9435]

@@bevanherd5384 holy shit did you have a stroke

[@bevanherd5384]

@@bettaluppa9435 yes i died

[@Spo8]

The door flying out of the intro and on to Jon is such a perfect example of how this channel puts the extra effort in and it absolutely pays off.

[@DavidLLambertmobile]

Yes JT is clever, funny ....

[@melicus8384]

damn that murderer guy should have watched "surviving edged weapons"

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

"Murderer" ? The dude was chopping wood angrily and hit himself in the shin, when did the murder happen?

[@burningsexuality1540]

A Compelled Passionate Rationalist. He means the Jason dummy that Jon decapitated

[@generalobiwankenobi8265]

Yeah. But at least someone finally learned how to kill him.

[@shannoncahill8380]

Max • I cosplay as a bunny

[@I_Like_Ike53]

Smen

[@connerlee8890]

I miss the robotic voice saying “JON-TRON” at the end of the into.

[@applesmith9137]

Conner Lee and his bird :(

[@smilesfinn7806]

Apple Smith I’m pretty sure that Jacque is still there

[@applesmith9137]

smiles Finn i hope so

[@connerlee8890]

Apple Smith Here’s hoping Haven’t seen him in so long that I disassociated him with his voice.

[@nowdefunct6075]

@@connerlee8890 he stopped featuring Jacques because it was stressful on him.

[@flightnesssnowbirb8318]

Yonny Yongson: Went from an illiterate, emotionally unstable farmhand to a literate, emotionally unstable spirit after hitting himself with the learning ax ...Now THAT'S what we call a good character arc!

[@falcon8752]

As opposed to the arc his axe made when he swung it into his shin.

[@NodDisciple1]

"I REJECT MY HUMANITY, YO-YOOOO!!!!!!"

[@Sazandora123]

@@NodDisciple1 I love you

[@EliTheShaman]

That's why he wasn't able to move on cuz he was still attached to his old life that's how it works irl. but this is obviously fiction story and Sylvia is a fraud I would know as a phychic we dont just say random things out of are ahh we usually read the persons personality and there fortune not their absolute future at least thats what i do.( The fortune being what ur capable of and what ur purpose is calling for)...

[@CaptainHalibut]

Did NO ONE point out that Yonny is literally just the character from “Of Mice and Men”, even down to the California detail??? Sylvia couldn’t even come up with a good enough story lmao

[@snowrios8084]

Elaborate?

[@thatoneguy2816]

@@snowrios8084 yonny kind of reminds me of lenny but just like he said the place they are at is California also yonny was kind of in love with a woman kind of like lenny when he saw the beautiful woman

[@Mamaluigi13]

Don’t forget the intro blatantly copying Twilight Zone

[@GentlemanJex]

Jon's production budget is the real scary thing here.

[@bobbemis8911]

He probably has more money than this show did

[@lordangevin1307]

@@StenchFiesta if you have not figured out an adblocker in 2019 that is the real scary thing here

[@policeguy26]

scary good, amirite?

[@StenchFiesta]

keegan wade iPad on company wifi you heartless bastard

[@Auchaser643]

D get a mobile hotspot then ya baby

[@rohanjaggi6259]

Police: *knocks on door* Police: Sir what’s in that bloody bag Jon: Can’t a guy get some privacy

[@checkaga]

Hmmm hmmm hmmmmmmm hmmm

[@UnderEarthFilms]

Rohan Jaggi *MMMMMM MMMM MMMMM MMMM MMMMMMMMM!*

[@BIGDICKNICK9172]

HMMMMMM HMMM HMM HMMMMM HMMM HMM

[@alexandrekhintibidze4718]

HMMMM HMMMMM HMMMMMM

[@dumbass3427]

Hmm

[@r8them84]

“Can’t get your shin blown if you don’t have a shin.” My Intellect:📈

[@box9850]

S T O N K S

[@thebitgamer2425]

*Stoinks*

[@m_e_nere]

Stonks

[@ronanguy3431]

At 7:26 “The Devil and Father Amorth” can be seen on the shelf. Jon has been planning his video based on that film for fucking years

[@josiahharrison9843]

Foreshadowing

[@thegoblin4948]

Duuude, i would've never noticed that

[@drn316]

Psychic: “Your daughter is in heaven” Police: *calls off the search* Daughter: *watches tv in disbelief*

[@melaniemills4505]

That had to be horrible for Amanda Berry...Amanda's mother died thinking her daughter was dead...😡🤬

[@benjamingumundsson4397]

@@melaniemills4505 haha

[@michaelusswisconsin6002]

That’s a big oooooofffff moment

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

Psychic: *_suprised pikachu face_*

[@matthewnoybn6656]

Gone for 10 years because someone wanted to make a living off lies.

[@greenuselessblob3471]

„accidentally killed himself in the leg“ I want that on a tshirt

[@JB20051]

I want it on a hoodie

[@anactualalpaca7016]

I'd buy that 🤙

[@FlameTheElement]

I want that on my leg

[@SekenStrm]

CAN ANYONE REMEMBER JAQUES WERE IS HEEEEEEE

[@adamr.2205]

@@SekenStrm yea where is he

[@moodyreviews5498]

900 dollars for a bat, that ain’t a ghost that’s just Toys R Us.

[@drpreemzpharmaceuticals4890]

Nah just inflation my guy lol

[@epmepm7496]

and now Toy R Us is dead

[@illuminticonfirmed6248]

@@epmepm7496 "So the place where Toys R Us shinned himself turned into a Yonny"

[@Rampz]

Kiraqueenthe americanremake My latest video will make you laugh 😂😂believe me

[@warsaweagle2075]

WAS, Toys R Us my boy

[@ValensBellator]

It’s rather telling how comfortable Sylvia brown was with acting in this “reenactment”… in fact, she seems more comfortable with it than the actual actors, as if she has a lifetime of experience acting 😂

[@angelgenesis3622]

Storage Room: Employees Only -Unfortunately, Yonny Yonson can't read.

[@booty_hunter4207]

Dope copy

[@cielopachirisu929]

“This sign won’t stop me, because I can’t read!”

[@Brewskie_]

"That horrendous noise that shattered my ear drums." *rubs eye*

[@mattbeste6627]

If I'm right, that joke was in the new Ghostbusters movie.

[@jbrooks3125]

I thought that to

[@coltmartin152]

I actually did that once

[@alansmithee419]

Well he can't exactly rub his ear drums now, can he? On account of them being... You know, not eardrums anymore.

[@alexglau7473]

Any other bareley literate, emotionally disturbed farmhands out there?

[@kuzoroar6031]

Alex Glau me

[@saladtalad1311]

Alex Glau I think you are "bareley"(barely) literate

[@Dindonmasker]

@@saladtalad1311 no he's a farmer. he's barley literate.

[@Slurms19]

yo

[@Dice2013]

Howdy

[@nickvanderpool4822]

I like that the psychic used Elizabeth as afterlife bait to lure Yonnie to the other side. He'll make it over, only to get jilted a second time. Also, there will be an afterlife husband there to beat him up this round.

[@EliTheShaman]

If there tryna make him "move on" to the afterlife wouldn't that mean he would have to detach from his old life and Elizabeth not be tricked using his past life trauma 😂

[@beatrice0610]

“BARELY LITERATE, EMOTIONALLY DISTURBED FARMHAND.”

[@vtechvsmile]

you called?

[@MrEvanp]

Who's first act was to write a letter...

[@abigailflynn6400]

And yet, John said "4 pm in the afternoon" haha

[@bupcorn4136]

tag yourself

[@ineligible2267]

Wow just like me

[@zinith4524]

Jesus Christ, the way this show was shot it makes it look like JonTron made it in a sketch, especially the toy dinosaur one

[@deadpixel-bt7rw]

No his production is way better than that

[@SeanFerree]

Right

[@taylordiamond]

"Psychic" Sylvia Browne was one of the worst kinds of people. She predicted missing persons to distraught families and on more than one occasion claimed someone was dead when in fact they were very much alive. Not only did she straight up lie to them, she sought out the opportunity to do so for the media spotlight. She was an awful woman, but now she can really talk to as many ghosts as she wants to because she's dead. I'm so happy you addressed this.

[@REALdominogaminggrounds]

No idea what's happening, but I read it

[@therealMrA]

You kinda described all psychics that charge money. Sylvia just went even further than most. Don't forget that Montel Williams gave her the platform; he's just as bad IMO

[@angreyalligator3811]

May she toil in the void forever! Hail Sithis!

[@Khoros-Mythos]

You will never be a real woman.

[@aubreyhuff46]

@@angreyalligator3811 May she stay in the void, too far from the night mother's embrace.

[@flip4129]

Idk why the hell I laughed hysterically when he said "To think no one stopped to help this poor man as he was fatally bleeding from the shin" but man that got me

[@MrBlitzpunk]

It's amazing that an 18th century emotionally disturbed, illiterate farmhand death is so well documented that even a Toys R'Us employee knows about it

[@burningsexuality1540]

Especially given he's not documented anywhere because he doesn't exist.

[@AJOlaks]

@@burningsexuality1540 yeah

[@gunsandroses896]

@@burningsexuality1540 it is very impressive.

[@jacobhargiss3839]

@@burningsexuality1540 hey, anyone can haunt after they die. I real ghost never lived at all.

[@butterss1178]

The one employee

[@AnimusTelum]

"Illiterate man sends love letters" I've seen it all now -- we can go home

[@reedolfkekler7860]

"Illiterate man sends love letters" 13 year old me texting my crush

[@Shmaples]

In Yonny's defense the narrator actually said "barely literate" not "illiterate".

[@alexeysaranchev6118]

@@Shmaples So it was like "Ayy gurl won sum fukk?" In 2019 Yonnie would get some pussy for sure, just teach him how to add emojis and he's all set.

[@Revas001]

Cleary the pogo stick and toy dinosaur teach him out the read and write

[@StewardofAutumn]

Thats the scariest thing Ive seen so far

[@murderlesson101]

“Yanni are you ok?” “Are you ok?” “Are you ok Yanni?” - Sylvia Brown

[@sardonicsardonyx359]

He's been hit by- He's been struck by- A smooth axe

[@lambda494]

He came into your toy store There was Geoffrey On the carpet

[@heyitskarpy]

You've been hit by- You've been hit by- A cool murderer

[@xander2748]

Laurel

[@LieutenantSilver]

*Whoooo!* Also, woo.

[@samshapira8295]

9:50 This joke aged better than Toys R Us.

[@Dewbylicious]

The door being thrown at him deserves a auto like

[@tyschuc2647]

DewBearDubbin lost my shit on this part

[@ssneakyandfriends1626]

touhou 16 in a nut shell

[@tonythepokemonguy751]

Home Depot worker: why do you need this door sir? Jontron: no reason

[@notoriousnite]

That part sent me 😂😂😂 I could not stop laughing

[@AsianNIck115]

Agreed, here's a like Man, JonTrons practical jokes are simple yet great.

[@d.b.scoville]

That door gag was so dumb but i couldn't stop laughing

[@Blockheadfun]

D.B. Scoville him tripping over the coffee table had me in stitches despite how dumb it was.

[@SomeFreakingCactus]

You kidding? It was absolutely inspired.

[@allisonbilbey1948]

I almost choked on my pop trying not to spit it out from laughter

[@Your_username_]

That was absolutely fantastic

[@gh0st_wave]

Fun fact: My parents worked at a Coco's restaurant nearby that ToysRUs and Sylvia Browne was actually a regular there, my mom told me Sylvia was a terrible tipper and that she was generally an unpleasant person. My mom and her friend even tried thinking the phrase "You're a bitch" really hard as a joke to see if Sylvia could actually read their minds.... Probably not that much of a fun fact, but I thought it was worth sharing!

[@givemeyoureggs456]

It's not quite fun, but it was quite funny

[@cag_0k642]

That’s pretty cool, thanks for the story time

[@UnhealthyTherapy]

That's funny.

[@contrafell3969]

Are you sure this is real?

[@gh0st_wave]

@@contrafell3969I'm just taking my parents word

[@jimcameron9848]

Jon Tron is to KZbin as what Mel Brooks was to Hollywood. A gem.

[@psychoticpebble]

Mel Brooks was a Jew.

[@phialich1898]

"Accidentally killed himself in the leg" I want that on my gravestone

[@jamesbunn2236]

I want to be accidentally killed by a train

[@siriuslywastaken]

I've accidentally killed myself in the leg before I lived but man it was a pretty deadly experience

[@Alastorchaos]

Sounds like a Nethack death lmao

[@doomedgundam6684]

Sounds like someone stepped on there Lego Batman Bat cave replica.

[@overworkedcna412]

Phialich Shinned himself to death, poor lad :’(

[@justanothercommentercarryo8367]

Jontron: 1 on trending Me: *As it should be*

[@n9netwo]

Fact

[@lukefurno1151]

Subscribers dont matter, Pewdiepie #1 I’m so proud of our Jony Boi

[@MaverickAndreTheB_tch]

It's literally beating fortnite 2

[@articusramos808]

Yup

[@lukefurno1151]

Andre Lopez damn Now THATS alota Damage!!!

[@francismartial6427]

Yonny was just a useless farmhand who loved a girl and in a fit of rage got into an accident with an axe and bled out... And over 100 years later he has a bunch of people chanting his name while an actor plays out his death. Life is strange

[@FelipeJaquez]

You are like Yonny minus the T.V. show because nobody wants to remember you

[@francismartial6427]

Ok boomer

[@FelipeJaquez]

Ok coomer

[@francismartial6427]

@@FelipeJaquez Ok doomer

[@FelipeJaquez]

Ok zoomer

[@TheGhoulishWeeb01kenzie]

That kids face when he saw the price he's like " The hell is that bat made of?? Pure silver? " XD

[@hello57976]

“Warning: do not watch” is actually not a bad name for a horror show.

[@GippyHappy]

There's a Netflix show called "don't watch this" but It's baaaddd

[@napalmblaziken]

@@GippyHappy Well they did warn you.

[@contrafell3969]

@@napalmblaziken me:*tryes to think of an anser My brain:no no,hes got a point

[@therealrishon3227]

ZachitySplat could be an anthology film but the common link is that someone is watching footage of creepy shenanigans

[@noobmaster6823]

GippyHappy ye they were just saying that so you don’t watch it

[@wave4125]

"he accidentally killed himself in the leg" is the best saying I've ever heard in my life.

[@naught_.]

Read more literature. That way, you won't let buffoons like him permeate their lame "jokes" into your mind. I'm gonna assume you're 10 and hope you have a good life, because kid, this isn't your future.

[@SeanFerree]

😁😁😂😂

[@nickcastaneda5081]

More like "axe-identally killed himself in the leg" haha

[@wave4125]

@@naught_. Understandable have a nice day.

[@wave4125]

@@nickcastaneda5081 Why

[@AllardRT]

>A ghost story >the most implausible thing is the name Yohnny Yohnson.

[@Demonhead1]

Whos lauren yonson?

[@thelocalnoob9613]

@@Demonhead1 this reply is legendary

[@Squeeble00]

YoYo's strange escapade

[@nizumashiieri7803]

YoYo's weird monogatari

[@gameon71]

2:31 I guess Jason wasn't prepared for that edged weapon attack.😂

[@allenearl1514]

It's funny how Jon's production value is visibly better than those of the shows he reviews.

[@Lanesra62905]

He has a chainsaw weilding murder behind his couch

[@HUNTR11]

@@Lanesra62905 had*

[@serenity8839]

@Garmon You know he has a full team right, an they have a studio? Editing softwear an TV production in the 90s was expensive an unlike these days did not have droves of hobbyists in editing an any for of production in the numbers we have today. His stuff amazing dont get me wrong but comparing the two is... ye really very different playing fields.

[@KUIJEN8659]

@@serenity8839 where does he get the money from to pay for all of that?

[@serenity8839]

@@KUIJEN8659 Hes been a huge content creator for years. This stuff pays very well. Can imagine contracts from the ads also on such a large video is very lucrative.

[@believeinmatter]

I love how they introduce Yohnny like he’s a competitor in Deadliest Warrior

[@Rytonic69]

Looked it up, that Toys R Us is now a Spirit Halloween store, which is just way too fitting

[@YuukiTakemoto1996]

My friend's local Toys R Us was also a Spirit Halloween.

[@maximilianrpm2927]

customer: "How much does that ghost hologram cost? clerk: "we don't have any... run"

[@call_me_a_florida_man]

My local toys r us is one to Edit: now it's a shoe store

[@ourgoldenspires]

@@maximilianrpm2927 costs one exorcism

[@aaaaaahhhhhhh5124]

Spirit Halloween just waits for a store to leave, and then it takes its place.

[@blairschou]

5:35 “she can’t because she’s dead” I almost spat out my drink💀

[@KingLucas64]

*jason pops up* johtron: grabs the sword next to him and cuts his head off jontron is too smart to be in any horror movies

[@Locust13]

*Yontron

[@Skiivin]

It was a reference to an early AVGN episode

[@ctaylor8848]

Unlike anyone in a horror movie Jon has common sense!

[@tj8132]

Any group in a haunted house in a horror movie: lets split up gang!

[@samlevy9897]

Cathy Taylor Ah yes. If only the horror movie protagonists had just used a conveniently located medieval sword...

[@errortryagainlater4240]

Tbh all kinds of haunting accounts, ghost stories, horror movies etc. would make a million times more sense if the explanation was "the ghosts are just bored." You can't tell me there weren't like 50 ghosts laughing at that frisbee thing.

[@completlynormalhypernova666]

That makes so much more sense than whatever these shows try to say happened

[@acemcwolf5445]

Well, When you're doomed to wander the earth for all eternity, Impossible to be seen by the naked eye, Your voice nothing but an eerie whisper, You gotta find something to do to pass the time. Me and the bois fuckin' with the mortals.

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@@acemcwolf5445 and for the ones that possess people it's like "Hi, I'm Bartholomew Coronado the 3rd, and this is Jackass"

[@DiminutiveJerry]

Jackass guys as ghosts would be genius

[@duxhunt]

It would also be funny for my idiotic sense of humor

[@myselfawesomedude1053]

Imagine if Yonny just said "fuck you" to Sylvia Brown and just carried on haunting the store

[@therealMrA]

He probably did. Sylvia the Quack just didn't hear him

[@broadex9080]

That's what he did though

[@youtubeguy5454]

Yes or the half life 2 meme as he says to Sylvia “no fuck off” and she fucking disintegrates.

[@AitoJaOikeaNippeliFaktaa]

@@youtubeguy5454 Yonny just appears out of the void like G-Man and yells GO FUCK YOURSELF like in that other meme

[@bobobsen]

It's probably Jannie

[@MrArgus11111]

the funniest part of this is the idea of a Toys R' Us putting the storeroom out of action for 2 whole days. Corporate must have just LOVED that.

[@scratchedcds]

“Accidentally kill himself in the leg” is my new favourite phrase

[@Arkanian-]

Omg yes

[@AtomicBezerk]

axe-identally

[@lordtoastyarb9486]

read this comment, almost broke my computor from laughing so hard

[@TorressMichael]

k a t h e r i n e 🔥check me out🚨🚫🔥, you wont regret🔥

[@duketheLEGEND651]

Surprised it's not a meme

[@Admiralkirk95]

"The store room is now off limits" We literally can't do our job without that room, it has all our extra stock

[@Chosen2axe]

should have thought of that before your store got haunted!

[@curleyqreviews9793]

Now you have the perfect excuse when customers asks you to check the back.

[@tanith117]

@@curleyqreviews9793 I would 100% Love to have been able to tell customers, We cant check the back Ma-am, its haunted. Though the Toys R Us I worked at did have a vampire stake in the utilities Closet...

[@marxjester9802]

Kirk Findlay Yes, and there are people who want to take the entirety of it.

[@spartan3924]

I was expecting that manager to send the sceptical employee to work in there after her comment.

[@shyre836]

Storage Room: Employees Only This sign can't stop Yonny Yonson because he can't read

[@averagenoobyt7487]

🤔

[@jackchurn5918]

Nice

[@martiddy]

I thought it was Laurel Johnson

[@Nintendo3DSdude1]

7:26 I like how “The Devil and Father Amorth” is on the shelf, like it’s referencing the JonTron video before it happened! Now THAT’s spooky!

[@KathySage234]

Pixar...

[@theoffworlder3700]

Never have I seen man hopelessly chop into an entire pile of wood chops

[@sboz86]

He did get a lot of work done though, until he knicked himself. 😂

[@the77don]

@@sboz86 he did no work at all lmao

[@tayh3645]

He made about a bushel of mulch out of that split wood :P

[@quinnzykir]

He’s not even chopping right

[@NGC-7635]

I just splurged my coffee onto myself reading this and I’m so mad I’m going out to the woodpile and I’m not coming back in until my shins are gone.

[@AlexJonesGaming]

Anyone else remember when this show was done in his garage with literally no budget and an N64

[@ihvojd]

AlexJones Productions yep effort goes a long way

[@oogabooga7861]

Comedy Room indeed

[@Grewyn7]

And it was way better

[@notreallysure4575]

@@Grewyn7 thats just the nostalgia talking

[@alexa.3154]

crowheads eh it was nice but I like that he’s made a name for himself

[@chef3520]

“We lost six managers” *KAREN HAS RETURNED*

[@CheezMonsterCrazy]

That's basically the average turnover per month at any given retail outlet.

[@Sonichero151]

@@CheezMonsterCrazy and it's doubled in fast food.

[@tanman8461]

TO TAKE THE KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@4l3j09]

I wanna like this coment but has 666 likes and is magic

[@KingHamster3]

Not gonna like cause it has 666 likes

[@dl3un]

I go back and watch JonTron videos because its the only time i genuinly laugh anymore. Lifes gotten rough, but its comforting to laugh again.

[@jackofhearts482]

Ghost writes "ELI2ABETK" Jon: "Yohnny finally learned how to read and write"

[@megaspit]

Hey, it's a step up from not knowing how to write at all. He's lucky they have kindergarten in purgatory.

[@topeka321]

Hit the LIIIGHTS!

[@A2Z83]

i didnt notice

[@jamespondy0]

Yeah. There's lots of educational toys there. I'm more surprised at the l33tsp33k in 91.

[@astrowolvez]

Sylvia Browne is playing herself because she is an actor.

[@Mike14264]

Yeah, that's probably the prerequisite in order to be a psychic

[@emblemblade9245]

BUUUUUUURN

[@rubenburger2621]

Shes also playing the audience

[@Vegeta8300]

Actor? Or Fraud, lying POS, who scams vulnerable and grieving people..

[@iamhungey12345]

@@Vegeta8300 Why not both?

[@sepulchrums]

I can’t get over “yonny shinned himself”

[@rivalflash4569]

A cardinal shin for sure

[@oren1305]

Wait, did that first segment say it was directed by Tobe Hooper? Of Texas Massacre fame? Huh. Also Jon getting dinged by the door and thr Frisbee makes me chuckle every time.

[@mlpmoviemagic8459]

I was desperately looking for someone else talking about this!! Like THE Tobe Hooper???

[@aarondavis8943]

@@mlpmoviemagic8459 Yep. The Tobe Hooper. The guy who directed _Poltergeist,_ no less.

[@vallore.arcana]

Air: blows a small box off a shelf. Sylvia Green: Yep that’s a gahost

[@parkermae]

Sylvia Browne

[@hambobanjo]

gAhost

[@davoodoh3137]

Dang what a gahost

[@wave4125]

"gahost"

[@SeanFerree]

😂😂

[@BulaGuy]

Jon Tron Cutting slash villains heads off and still getting monetized. Jon Tron: 2020 Presidential Candidate

[@jarradpuckridge8210]

But he's a murderer. NOT Jason Voorhees did nothing wrong.

[@sergeantmaggot5412]

Not only that but he got on trending and at number 1

[@swathighlights9498]

Mind checking out my video

[@lasercatsproductions]

He's got my vote.

[@nickk7644]

Jontron 2020 vs Jschlatt 2020

[@Moony-Lighty]

“Elizabeth, don’t go!” *proceeds to aggressively chop wood for five minutes*

[@grayskyee]

GUNDHAM TANAKA?!

[@brettt141]

He had a job to do. I know you call in sick when you stub your toe but not everyone is that lazy

[@aidanmation]

And his ankel

[@user-xs7ow9ov5d]

@@brettt141 well he stubbed his shin and just called sick

[@summeryim]

*Meanwhile, a group of idiots starts cheering for Yonny as he keeps chopping wood.*

[@Dendarang]

3:51 I never noticed before, but this was directed by Tobe Hooper, the director of Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Between him and Leonard Nimoy, it's amazing how bad it turned out considering the talent.

[@mono414]

“Yonny shinned himself” WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY

[@seamuswalker6879]

Jandycane the Achilles shin!

[@mareeeedensos6348]

Because why not.

[@neilnightblade]

"Yonny go away." "Aw shucks, ok then." What a ghost story 😂😂

[@Grimno]

A real ghost story! Not fake, nope, 100% real backed up with facts and logic! Totally real. If it was in a lineup and someone asked "Which one is fake?" they'd point at this ghost story and say "I know it's not that one cause that one is real!"

[@sopheakgameming4674]

Wow

[@alankusparmakov9330]

@@Grimno NOT CLICKBAIT

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

what a ghost story, mark!

[@Ana_Ng]

"everyone else is an actor in this whole thing, but sylvia brown is playing herself" so... everyone is an actor?

[@thestanman1486]

No physics are real dumbass

[@Nic5Cyprus]

Nah Sylvia's the clown

[@Ana_Ng]

don't be ridiculous, physics isn't real gravity is just a theory

[@thestanman1486]

@@Ana_Ng looks like someone doesn't understand that I spelt that wrong on purpose, ruh roe.

[@Ana_Ng]

@@thestanman1486 well if i didn't, i'd probably have corrected you instead of saying "gravity is just a theory"

[@rageinternet9391]

This video is 18 minutes long but felt like only 5. John Tron's pacing is top notch

[@James11111]

Aw man. Now that Toys 'R' Us is outta business, Yonny's all alone again.

[@apmas150]

Damn just damn

[@dericanight861]

Man why you gotta ....maaaan. Shit!

[@blueisnotgreen7258]

The signs are still up even though it is an Spirit Halloween store ...i mean A HAAAAUNTED SPIRIT HALLLLOWEEEEEN!!! (and an ADT) ...It doesnt know that its DEAD!!! and the ADT even still has the old toys r us description under the ADT business name If you look on the Q and A section of the listing that stiiiillllll exiiiisssts on google maps someone asked "is this store haunted?" A: "I think so" lmao the most current reviews are all related to this video, "i liked this store till i got shinned" etc. when i pulled the listing up, my cat started BARKING AT THE SCREEN!!! thats how you know its a ghosts

[@Harberino]

Ninja Tuna136 the more you know

[@scharb]

Maybe that's the sign Yonny is the most effective ghost of all time. Maybe rather than scrawling "get out" in blood on the wall, Yonny invented online retail to put toy stores out of business forever.

[@waakufaaku9554]

I really feel for the farmer's daughter, I too dislike it when illiterate people won't stop writing me hand written letters.

[@progoof9148]

Barely literate, not completely illiterate...

[@rockythesnailracechampion7144]

@@progoof9148 Honestly that would be almost everybody back in those times.

[@biggiedickson]

*Hand drawn letter.

[@NTMonsty]

"Dear John Doe... 🥴🥴🥴🥴😵😵😵‍💫😵‍💫👌🤌👍👎🙄😜🥶👌👌👌🪨🩸🩸 Signed, Yonny Josemytt"

[@chrish4439]

@@rockythesnailracechampion7144 That's actually a misconception. Back in medieval times you were considered illiterate if you didn't know Latin but pretty much everyone could read and write their own native languages. That misconception carried on and now we stupidly think anyone who didn't grow up in modern times was illiterate. When in reality literacy was not the issue people think it was.

[@meme2868]

The shinless human display is just Danny Devito

[@dnmstarsi]

Or Cotton Hill.

[@hunterlakey1068]

So that's why Danny is so powerful...

[@alphanexusgames6563]

HAHAHA XD

[@ImperialFister]

Dorfs be like

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

That's going in the book!

[@snowbeast4463]

I just noticed that Yonny learned to read and write because he haunted a toy store. He was probably playing with all the educational toys.

[@gibbysfinalform6435]

Hope everyone here is wearing their goop stickers. I'd hate to be haunted by yohnny yohnson.

[@NodDisciple1]

"VIBES...I GOT VIBESSSS!!!!!!!!!"

[@BenjiM514]

Phil Swift nah I got a perfume that will protect me from physic vampires

[@MegaAppleman123]

@@BenjiM514 you've got to look out for those physic vampires. They have to obey gravity

[@AManOnline.]

I think this will get 3K+ likes Like if I'm right

[@Thatonedude917]

I put on too many stickers and reached the resonance frequency of my house, which is now a pile of wood and drywall

[@BaronVonPurp]

Welp....Sylvia can definitely talk to ghosts now

[@theoverseer458]

Oooooooooooooooooooooof

[@tanmaytiwari2003]

Damnnnnnn

[@mememan5466]

Dark humor, I like it and steam knows I like it and I have no idea why

[@pzb1017]

-In Hell!

[@randomperson6004]

Omg take my like

[@potahtwah9591]

"That's just Mr. Cosby, he's promoting his line of Pudding Pops!" YIKES, JONATHAN

[@lilg8017]

Pudding Pops is Mr. Cosby's nickname

[@apassionatenerd.3564]

Not his fault it's TRUE

[@ervinpucchi6951]

Shots fired!

[@tanner201x8]

Please quit being a tumblerite. YiKeS

[@potahtwah9591]

@@tanner201x8 I don't have Tumblr, not since the great de-lewdening. I just like reacting to funny things in a funny way.

[@geographyRyan]

Jon's willingness to get hurt multiple times per episode is astounding. Great episode!

[@alexanderknott9039]

Jon definitely seems like the kind of person who would just have a real sword just lying on the coffee table in case Jason decided to stop by.

[@OMartinez91]

Well he did have a sword on that Conan the Barbarian game review

[@Caughtin32K]

Looks like somebody didn't learn to defend against edged weapons

[@thebasscrss]

Toys "R" Us Manager: Hey can you stay late for the seance we're hosting. Average Worker: Are you out of your mind, like i'm wasting any more time in this place. Tors "R" Us Manager: You'll be paid for it including overtime. Average Worker: So do I need to bring a robe and some candles or will those be made available?

[@Santeneal]

Asking the real questions

[@lukefurno1151]

DooM (2016) but in real life

[@blountjuice4932]

thebasscrss JonTronShow check me out! I’m a violinist!

[@pootisbardo019]

@Darius Bostic no

[@rca5653]

@@pootisbardo019 subscribe to my channel

[@meatman2203]

11:53 The fact that he resurrected a dead meme is in itself a Halloween miracle. This is why a love Jontron.

[@iamaronman]

Jontron white supremacist confirmed, at least thats what those asshats at ADL think.

[@dante_f4563]

Every time is see that in any video I punch my own arm

[@FeedMyPets]

the quality of Jons editing on his videos has never ceased to amaze me. even videos from 7-8 years ago were all ahead of their time and still stand up great to this day.

[@iNCoMpeTeNtplAyS]

You should watch jurassic park if you're amazed with the production value

[@JustinBA007]

Of course Sylvia Browne played herself, her profession was acting.

[@AustinPrice184]

Beat me to it

[@AustinPrice184]

Beat me to it

[@RustTillDusk]

Beat me to it

[@Dotoku14]

Go away edgy satanist.

[@obnoxiouslisper1548]

@@Dotoku14 not every satanista is edgy, i think that satanists are rebeloya but not edgy

[@dominatornh981]

The real ghost is JonTron’s previously clean murder record.

[@WeissSchneezus]

Can't kill a spirit though

[@temptressaylachan]

Can't a guy get some PRIVACY?

[@jongameaddict]

Are we REALLY sure about that though?

[@jimbob3332]

what about his debate record?

[@D.A.B1994]

@@jimbob3332 he won that debate

[@P.E.Streams]

Poor Yonny was stuck in a time warp. If only he would have realised that it was just a jump to the left then a step to the right with your hands on your hips and your knees in tight. He has to be careful though because it’s the pelvic thrust part that really drives you insane

[@jessiehogue.]

If only.

[@paradoxequinox4104]

This deserves more appreciation.

[@gyga4906]

The pelvic thrust gets me every time.

[@jessiehogue.]

@@gyga4906 I mean, it's the pelvic thrust! What were you expecting? :D

[@Jaggededge112]

I half expected Jon to bust out the time warp. What a missed opportunity.

[@CodeR3d911]

When she said they lost 6 managers, my mind went straight to that they just lost them. They couldn't find them, disappeared, lost someone in that hellish store never to be found again. Then Jon said they quit and I was like, yeah, that makes much more sense.

[@Mister-Red]

The first one was more spooky

[@aussieace9740]

Bill Cosby: “You can use your other hand for you know whatever you want” Me: “THE SIGNS WERE THERE”

[@damnedlegionaire]

This but unironically.

[@gabeh1839]

@@damnedlegionaire epic

[@jorencice]

@Muhja Ghanem Nah dawg. The money is in twitch right now. Twitch thots make more money than chaturbate models and dont need to be naked lol.

[@DiddyBohlen]

@@jorencice And camgirls are usually much better at games than the fake girls on Twitch. It's ironic that you have legit gaming on adult sites but softcore porn on Twitch.

[@blountjuice4932]

Aussie Ace JonTronShow check me out! I’m a violinist!

[@LaneLevens]

“Accidentally killed himself in the leg” Idk why that made me laugh so hard

[@Umber1911]

I laughed when he said he shin'd himself

[@gus_valadares]

5:19 I know it's a comedy video and everything but this case here where this scammer said that the missing daughter was dead to the family actually make them believe that she was dead making them to mourn the "lost of a daughter", to stop pressing the case, giving away the daughter belongings and not pressuring the police to find the girl, which by the way she was held captive by a rapist for a year. Can you believe the damage this scammer made to her?

[@storytellingchampion6438]

Ten years*

[@alphanexusgames6563]

At least she's dead now, still doesn't stop these kind of scammers since they still exist nowadays.

[@Rihcterwilker]

@@storytellingchampion6438 damn.

[@sarah360-u1i]

that's really awful that really pisses me off and i bet it pisses the family off too i hope that Sylvia is burning in hell

[@flamefierce998]

@@sarah360-u1i Oh I'm sure her "angels" told her that

[@Leomatoad]

I realized at 7:25 “the devil and father amort” is on the top shelf, jon is out here doing very long term foreshadowing

[@Mister-Red]

Too bad the video got taken down

[@elizabethmckenzie3373]

I lose it at “yanni where did u see an elephant in 1800’s California “ 😂😂

[@dejane5042]

*America**

[@elizabethmckenzie3373]

Lol still

[@D-Vinko]

​@Benjamin Getz Sounds like your pedantry is getting in the way of your competent thought. So few people had seen an elephant at that time; there was even a phrase coined related to it; which is something you should know having looked into Old Bet. Infact; at a hefty cost of 25 cents per viewing (In 1808*) (Also in 1808, the man who bought Old Bet spent 1000 dollars, which is an equivalent buying power of 21,000 dollars today) (In today's money, the 25 cent viewing would be like spending between 84 and 212 dollars on a viewing.) the average monthly income of a SKILLED farmer was $11.00 with board (of trade) That's an equivalent income of roughly $6500 monthly today; the nature of farming ENSURED this was ALWAYS at the end of the year; with the funds accrued farmers would pay for necessary dried goods for his animals for the winter season. The total cost would significantly reduce the farmer's profit margin, making every cent count. The cost of dried animal feed was A LOT at this time, and would've made up a majority of the cost of a farmer. By the way; ALL of that assumes it's skilled farm work, which a semi-literate farmhand wouldn't be doing. These are the wages of MAJOR farmers here. If he was simply a farmhand, he'd be lucky to make half of what the actual farm owner makes; after all, farming was owning a company at this time. When he has the most money; the elephant is not going to be there for them. During the best season for tourist profit, he won't have any money to see it, ASSUMING he even gets paid enough to both live, and splurge on things; which a semi-literate farmhand would not. For the record; no one even knows if farmers spent anything on recreation, we just don't think so; but as far as the documentation is concerned, recreation was the same as any other commodity, and thus isn't tracked in economics data from 1808, or 1881 (The time of yonny yonson) Yonny yonson made less than a farmer made in 1808; as he actually landed on a strange part of our economic history.

[@Naokarma]

@@D-Vinko bro you ok

[@fafflytailslogisonicuite104]

@@Naokarma ​ Our brother/sister was kindly pointing out facts in an explanatory and formal manner, nooothin' wrong as far as I see it, they seem in perfect condition, even finer then many literate people, although, That whole text must have taken soo much time to make!

[@binhosmingos7356]

The true ghost story is the rise and fall of Toys “R” Us.

[@Relco12]

Rise and fall, then rise again

[@thejay8963]

*weird ass flute noise*

[@teabola]

Why they gotta diss my man Geoffrey like that

[@SaccharineHearts]

And i oop

[@goobernater8186]

Mason Roberts it still flourishes in canada

[@knockoutdrip9714]

"Shattered my eardrums" *Rubs eyeballs*

[@user-gm1iq8fu4f]

XD

[@kyle857]

I think he was implying a headache.

[@hacktormike3679]

This guy gets it

[@happyguy0105]

He couldn't hear where his ears are anymore you dumdum

[@davoodoh3137]

Oh

[@Fleshi_Guy615]

The production value, the practical effects, the jokes that use props like the door flying jon, i love this channel

[@ravioliman6248]

JonTron: talking about his shattered eardrums while rubbing his eyes

[@Matoro9902]

It's like that one joke Chris Hemsworth made in ghost busters, but with better delivery. 👌

[@crimsonvampyre602]

He's rubbing between his eyes, like one might when they have a headache.

[@rainabove1945]

John Harmon or like when someone is sick

[@stevensmith5784]

He see's sounds.

[@hi-gc5lb]

@@stevensmith5784 people when they have deaf mode enabled.

[@dante_f4563]

"all he did was love a woman and accidentally kill himself in the leg" - Jontron 2019

[@iamstuckwiththisnameforalo6856]

Pewdiepie politely asked you to stop it with those saying things.

[@jaylunmondale6333]

@@Isometrix116 oof

[@gumfireparalax1371]

@Dezaray Marie Quit promoting in the comments.

[@kakyoinnoriaki1545]

@Dezaray Marie Shut your fucking mouth

[@ultimatekyle3067]

@Dezaray Marie no bitch

[@seacliff217]

Yonny: Dies. House near his death for about 100 years: Nothing. A construction site that could have lasted several months to over a year: Nothing. Toys R Us after being active for several years: Okay, Imma going to haunt this place now.

[@rose_no]

Didn't you hear? He time-warped into the future!!

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@lentzquest Did you not hear the professional say this has all the signs of a real haunting?

[@MiraSubieGirl]

@@rose_no They dont listen to the Science.

[@ZenoDovahkiin]

Well, he‘s in a time warp, duh.

[@2much4thought]

Is Yonny italian?