BUYING DUMB THINGS ONLINE - JonTron

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Crew:
Jon Jafari - Director, Writer, Editor
Sergio Emilio Torres - Director of Photography/Line Producer/Useless
Michael Shayne - Gaffer/Lighting
Lynell Vinuya - Hierarchy Pointer Outer
MELANIE LIcATA- Makeup/Special Effects
Keaton Hild - Sound
Andrew Reynoso - Editor
Michael Butler - Friggin' Beast lmao
Trevor Lazinski - Head Cheesemeister
Kevin Zobre - Himself
Sarah Grace Long - Assistant Set Dec
Lydia Milich - Assistant Set Dec/Scenic
Mike Butler - Set Dresser/Grip
Trevor Lazinski - Set Dresser/Grip
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Gnome Paintings by Jeff Delgado
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"You Are Not A Gnome" Instrumental by Tom Ryan
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[@JonTronShow]

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[@turneranderson5603]

JonTronShow hello my lord

[@Iskaldthecommie]

Hello internet

[@kawaiivibes2260]

Uh meow

[@hannahyasuko9850]

JonTronShow yeyyy

[@ihyghxstt]

Downloaded! Love you Jon keep it up!

[@ExcellentCaptain]

He regrets spending 2k on a gnome, so he rents an exhibit in NYC, and commissioned more Gnome artwork? That's next level Alpha

[@invencible33]

I bet you he charged at least 50$ the ticket...

[@stevensmith5784]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@dickrockhard8631]

Gotta pay money to make money, but I guess Jon only did half of it

[@jairosoebrata2317]

Powermove

[@Clinterus]

I would legit buy some of that gnome artwork.

[@GnomeLord]

The Gnome community thanks you for your acknowledgement.

[@czechoutboom1597]

Did you mean A-gnome-ledgement?

[@czechoutboom1597]

Did you mean A-gnome-ledgement?

[@DapperDomDX]

@@czechoutboom1597 Its so good you had to write it twice.

[@czechoutboom1597]

ShibeStuff I mean yeah, obviously, it's not like my internet Is Broken or whatever, pssh, it was obviously part of the plan, obviously

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

Gnome chompski from the valve games would be proud.

[@DarthInsomnia]

Jon's review is literally the top of the reviews page on the boyfriend pillow

[@WhiffleWaffles]

I don't see it lol :( Edit: never-mind, he bought and reviewed the other pillow that wasn't Amazon's choice.

[@StarryJackal77]

It's Amazon's choice and Jon's review is still the top

[@robertcortez4956]

It’s funnier considering that over 8,000 people found the review helpful

[@AramatiPaz]

The questions are funny too.

[@dingus4260]

It’s up to like 9500 now 😂😂 still the top review

[@ThePro-kh1pc]

"I was SMOKING a BEER with my friends" JonTron

[@twofacetoo75]

To be fair... the Cham-Bongs seem to be making that thing very possible.

[@Pegarexucorn]

@Flippy did you buy one?

[@VicGChad07]

Snortin' whiskey and drinkin' cocaine.

[@LegitMan335]

And I’m drinking a cigarette

[@anarchy_79]

I had to go back and listen if i heard right XD

[@TheSektorz]

teen youtubers flexing: i bought a $1000 shirt _jontron flexing: i bought a $2000 gnome_

[@NonMeric]

Ricegum in a nutshell.

[@Danilego]

You got... GNOMED! Who remembers this -shitty- great meme?

[@BrendanSperry]

@@Danilego I thought that the minute he showed the gnome LMAO

[@samhammich7993]

Well, he can at least write it off... kinda business expense...

[@Thepiperfisher]

Weird flex but ok

[@SuperCosmicMutantSquid]

"You're adopted? What happened to the original?" Dear Lord, Jon.

[@Lowkas]

I love how she just 100% went with it

[@jonike2858]

I’m just glad she didn’t say she’s dead

[@Lowkas]

@@jonike2858 i know jon can be morbid at times but i think they wouldve left that skit out if she said something like that

[@thewatcher9237]

What time signature does he say this at?

[@josh.0220]

14:20

[@Stigmaballs]

Jon Tron is always two seconds away from laughing at his own joke and I feel that on a cosmic level

[@namename3130]

Shit i only felt it on a planetary one

[@charliepeterson980]

I'm 54 years old and love this guy's videos !! I actually subscribed to a KZbin thing! Keep it up JonTronShow!

[@melepe2547]

That’s great❤

[@artythebear]

Hooray!

[@francescofinucci]

now you are screwed as we all are :D Having to watch every single video this man made. Welcome!

[@commander_swift3765]

Jon is a high quality shitposter with a production team and no one can change my mind

[@samhammich7993]

I tried very hard to disagree, but found I couldn't.

[@thenegativethunder1656]

After seeing the jojo pillow scene I cant say you are wrong

[@pringledaprangle7480]

Kind of like Eric Andre.

[@Cherry_Girrl]

@@thenegativethunder1656 yeah that's godly now it's my phone wallpaper

[@MrCrapStone]

you're not wrong

[@elichase2760]

JonTron buying a $2000 8 foot garden gnome has to be the hardest flex of 2019

[@dorf7219]

i think being able to sell a $2000 8ft garden gnome has been the largest flex of 2019

[@SquishyZoran]

Nerdy Gamer you should look at Hammacher Schlemmer then. They got all kinds of crazy shit!

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

*_RICEGUM WANTS YOUR LOCATION_*

[@therosejoker3685]

*MRBEAST ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@cibor07]

I don't think so, just remember Mr Beast Battle Royale.

[@lilquirkylol]

If "I was smoking a beer" doesn't give off JonTron energy, I don't know what will.

[@pugtie4695]

I work at a thrift store and I have officially seen The yodeling pickle and when it was there I would just play it and all my coworkers would be like where the hell is that coming from like every time I walk by I just quickly press the button they were so relieved when they finally sold the damn thing

[@sarahlewis7859]

>Buys yodelling pickel >It yodels Yep, that's about right

[@theaustraliankangapus16]

Yeah that seems about right! - The Sniper from Team fortress 2

[@imcharming4808]

Pickle*

[@VeneficaDelirium]

*Pikel.

[@TheY2AProblem]

But does it qualify as a pickle? *takes bite* *chips tooth* Ummm... close.

[@kankeydong2500]

Piclek*

[@DoflamingoJr]

17 minutes of Jon flexing on us about a $2000 Keemstar statue. I love it.

[@tamabeachsurvivor3348]

Hahahahahahaa lol

[@TheSlammurai]

Thanks for this comment. Saw it before the video and couldn't wait. Once I saw the gnome I laughed my ass off.

[@apricoticpeaches]

@@TheSlammurai same-

[@non-applicabil]

HEY NOW, YOU'RE A KEEMSTAR

[@kingdanafall3027]

A was waiting for that joke 😂

[@maxav1wolvman874]

9:50 by far one of the most American traditions I’ve ever heard of and it’s glorious

[@papaphantom5031]

Genuinely curious if Jon still has that giant gnome.

[@JamesChewbonic]

He created an art studio for a portion of a video. Amazing.

[@Nutulous]

KZbin isn’t gone yet. JonTron has shown us that there is a chance of redemption.

[@Thepiperfisher]

@Jay Red dead redemption that’s what

[@caitlyn7310]

Installation

[@raskolnikov6347]

@Jay quality over quantity

[@miq482]

@Jay redemption to not be a money farming business without genuine content

[@jeremywp123]

Normal KZbinr: "this was expensive here's my patreon" Jon tron: "this was expensive and I'm broke so I made a art studio for gnomes"

[@vomitcomet]

trust me mate JonTron ain't broke, even in NY

[@jeremywp123]

@@vomitcomet I have successfully deduced this

[@kenbee1957]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kenbee1957]

@@jeremywp123 Wow

[@kenbee1957]

You don't say...

[@Baalslegion07]

I just love the fact that he put the gnome in the video for exactly the length he needed to to call it a "buisiness expense" and get his money refunded.

[@Antifearn]

There’s a random moment in every JonTron vid that I crave to see every once in a while, and 6:10 is the moment for this video in particular.

[@LegitMan335]

You did it!! You made a person !! And has a pet!!! *congratulations* This man created life !

[@gabrielmatamoros5924]

KZbinr: *flexes $2,000 watch* Jontron: *flexes $2,000 gnome*

[@gamechannel1271]

Why buy a $2000 gnome statue when you can buy a $2000 1/1 scale anime waifu statue?

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@gamechannel1271 ...C...can you fuck it?

[@ahab5735]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle woah

[@ahab5735]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle do u use PS4 or Xbox

[@dominator-tc8ik]

@@MrJinglejanglejingle Anything's fuckable if you're brave enough.

[@Mister_BIack]

"Your daughter is worth 999.999,99$" "Oh thank you, are you giving us that money?" Did she... did she just try to sell her daughter?

[@JimmyBoy9878]

Money's money.

[@ythunter4288]

I mean, if the daughter's adopted then, in a way, she's already been "sold."

[@firerunner5482]

@@JimmyBoy9878 yes it is

[@mattshaman668]

Did she just try to sell her daughter... again?

[@raycert07]

Mmmmm perhaps

[@lando.50]

I love how messed up Jon and Kevin look after they get out of the Zorb balls

[@FredXWeasleyXForever]

Markiplier and Ethan did the Zorb balls and it didn't end well for one of them. 😬

[@sugabrowndominguez4614]

I legit love you Jon. I've struggled with depression most my life n you really helped me with these videos. I must have seen everyone more than 100 times. Thank you Man.

[@jonwat3666]

Most youtubers:look at this expensive car Jontron:gnome

[@AirahsELL]

Jon gnomed us all this day

[@TheAlienGangster]

Just waiting for the flex tape jokes like I’ve seen on other comments

[@yandere2537]

I gnome right?

[@jonwat3666]

@@purplehaze2358 true but i meant the popular ones also sorry for taking so long to see this i didn't get a notification

[@purplehaze2358]

@@jonwat3666 There's no reason to apologize, really, I know that, most of the time when a commenter doesn't reply to a reply, it's because of that.

[@casper3105]

Jon bought a giant 2000 dollar gnome for a fake gallery show and a music parody an absolute madlad

[@AndrewBell]

He will have returned it

[@Mor1adim]

The ad at the end hits differently

[@LerminTheGamer]

LMAOO

[@TomJacobW]

Why? It’s still good, no matter what.

[@Mor1adim]

@@TomJacobW Because Roiland is gross.

[@seadoes]

16:33 “That one didn’t age quite so well”

[@lunarglow75898]

i'm an uninform gremlin living in a cave so may i ask, why did this bit didn't age so well? Was there any drama that happened?

[@seadoes]

@@lunarglow75898 Justin Roiland got charged for domestic violence

[@lunarglow75898]

@@seadoes ho....i see. Thanks for answering.

[@Domeschannel57]

was looking for this comment lol

[@dude9318]

​@@lunarglow75898wait whut The comment is gone what happened Lol

[@digiboygaming5299]

"Because I had to make a video this month." Jontron says what we're all thinking.

[@danstrikker6465]

yup

[@rastabincoolie1]

And its why we love him

[@effiearkalis2229]

i was no joke the 1000th liker

[@ChristianUrea]

Effie Arkalis nobody cares

[@konadileterriquez1853]

Yeah seriously

[@myamdane6895]

I love how Jon casually says he opened up an art gallery to show off his $2000 gnome

[@jewelsbeckley3216]

if I'm going to be flexed on it better be done right.

[@yoboichill0842]

Hidden flex he been cashing checks

[@JeanMarceaux]

There are probably crazier exhibits in California.

[@Mr-Trox]

It's a better deal than the guy who paid a million dollars for a literal urinal.

[@myamdane6895]

@@Mr-Trox Dude I need more info

[@devanhinskey9001]

13:07 “Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Yogurt?”

[@jstar3382]

I love Kevin. It's so funny to see Jon just vibing with a friend

[@PaulCantSleep]

“I was smoking a beer last night” Smooth JonTron, real smooth

[@tobiasjonsson6415]

SIV 475 Paul no man its swood ....real swood

[@Zelltarian]

That's one swood guy

[@Zyborggian]

He said it SO nonchalantly too it was fucking AMAZING

[@LifeofaFatMan]

Oh good, I’m not going crazy.

[@dragonsember]

Smoked beer out of his ass

[@etrangray-mane8610]

"Smoked a beer last night." *So that's what the Chambongs were for*

[@donnytonny730]

I just got that

[@da1mx433]

911, what's your emergency? "A thief just shot me, with a knife"

[@DerVasto]

@@da1mx433 I mean, if the thief got a self-made pseudo-harpoon launcher, why not? Thare she blows! *fires kitchen knife*

[@da1mx433]

*dies of knife being shot in my face*

[@theresarayner5726]

I’m actually gonna buy that, *THE BOUGIEST OF DIFFERENT WAYS TO DRINK CHOCOLATE MILK*

[@johnjohnson201]

9:20 gotta save this for “a friend” that doesn’t speak up for themself *Who’s Kevin and why?* The purest philosophy

[@nichoalaz6235]

“I was smoking a beer with my friends” Anything after a sentence like that isn’t usually smart nor ethically correct.

[@loganl6501]

Dyslexia made me read that as "ethnically correct" and now I can't un-see that.

[@QuicklimeTime]

"I'm gonna copyright strike anyone else who copies this idea." That's Fine, brother. Perfect way to React.

[@foxtubelp6359]

Smart

[@spooderlover3512]

Bruh

[@greatbahamut]

Clever girl .

[@meava4078]

I feel like there's a hidden message in this...

[@EphemeralRecursion]

Comment of the year award here, folks

[@lukenzo8925]

I went on Amazon to see if Jon actually wrote that review... and he did! Jon truly is a man of the people.

[@schmitzcj]

Wha?? I couldn't find it,.. dammit,.. I need to stop drinkin',.. I mean smoking beers, while watching these.

[@Seferot228]

@@schmitzcj all reviews>verified purchases only>4 stars only Jon Jafari 4.0 out of 5 stars This is a fine product May 21, 2019 Verified Purchase I can't believe it, I bought this yodeling pickle and it yodeled at me. I have to say, I'm a bit disappointed in the lack of yodel variety. You could have imagined that they would have at least a few Bavarian dudes on staff to give a few more samples or maybe just had the same guy do another take. But you know, time is money.

[@morganleafe3152]

14:59 this guy really calling out bitcoin and doge coin, hope he wasn’t sleeping on it

[@ascension230]

Huhh???

[@wouldntyouliketoknow1840]

My mom actually owns two of the child sized gnomes from the magazines They’re guarding the front door and during Christmas they get Santa hats 🥲

[@kassar7146]

That's actually awesome XD

[@ConfettiPasta]

“I was smoking a beer last night” every 6 year old trying to sound badass

[@slasher3582]

Something swagger souls could cause they are the same person

[@armyofninjas9055]

Smoking some drugs later if you guys wanna hang.

[@soniccreephog1819]

Breathing liquids as everyone does...

[@soniccreephog1819]

Breathing liquids as everyone does...

[@Glichygam3rs]

you can smoke beer

[@souptemba3092]

everyone on youtube : *flexes with lamborgini* jontron : here's a 2 000$ garden gnome i just bought

[@darmanskirata4167]

No! He uses FLEX TAPE !

[@nour2146]

I flex with flex tape

[@Jrenyar]

Truthfully the fact that he spent $2000 on a big gnome for the hell of it is a bigger flex than those who own the lamborginis

[@dragz888]

@@Jrenyar nah

[@souptemba3092]

@@Jrenyar true

[@LaloSalamancaGaming69]

As a michael jackson fan,he singed “you’re not alone” at the best possible way

[@nekotyrant1629]

"I was smokin' a beer with my friends" is a line that always catches me off guard.

[@aithorcastillo7195]

1:00 "I was smoking a beer with my friends" ~JonTron 2019

[@bungiesblueflames]

Aithor Castillo damn, I was about to comment that

[@dwayneparsons1333]

Glad I wasnt the only one who noticed XD

[@peksn]

He said it so casual it slipped right through for me lmao

[@Sanriihoeee]

That’s not possible because John Tron doesn’t have friends

[@Shiny_Scrafty]

Dwayne Parsons same ahahhaha

[@123inuyashalover]

I checked the amazon reviews of that body pillow. He actually left that review lol

[@Droopsnooot]

glad i wasnt the only one to do that

[@tloz_games9261]

5,501 people found it helpful.

[@remfrt7609]

Eli Greer do you have a link to it? Can’t find it.

[@srbarkerchan]

Byoutiful.

[@eddielombardo]

@@remfrt7609 Just search boyfriend pillow on Amazon, it's right near the top, then scroll down to comments, and it should be the top post from Jon Jafari.

[@shd_samurai9676]

Imagine someone shouting breach, breach, breach, a loud crashing sound, your door is kicked open and instead of a flashbang or a rubber grenade, somebody throws in a yodeling pickle.

[@hootle4641]

The yodeling pickle is voiced by Joe J Thomas, a voice actor. He's a nice guy and loves talking with fans.

[@the_communist_manifesto7779]

"I was smoking a beer with my friends" is all he had to say.

[@Rainfall7]

perfect reference

[@addaccount9246]

foreshadowing 100

[@whatamidoing725]

Jesus Perez i think hes still a little coked high

[@titansparrow64]

I prefer drinking weed, but i’ll smoke a beer once in awhile

[@vivamexico254]

Weve all been there

[@1MagnetRise1]

"Dave, someone ordered a giant Gnome for 1,999$ " "wait, wut"

[@titansparrow64]

JonTron: It’s free restate

[@silentkill450]

@@titansparrow64 it's a free waste of $2000.

[@nephyxutune]

You've been gnomed

[@ne12bot94]

That crazy ? 20,000 grand , you could by ebike with that

[@SekiberiusWelkesh]

@mermaid not if you are french. the french in Canada do the $ after the amount

[@Haunted_Plush]

I come back to this sometimes for Jon's unironically amazing singing

[@schmellenberg4967]

The boyfriend pillow is like tossing your dignity into the trash.

[@ZX3000GT1]

Wait until you discover the waifu body pillow.

[@darkstar8196]

I hear it's actually pretty comfy, even if it's pretty cringe looking

[@Luci_lanterne836]

Well, at least it won’t leave you for someone else lol

[@_V.Va_]

@@Luci_lanterne836 It won't get rid of that insecurity.

[@Luci_lanterne836]

@@_V.Va_ haha you’re right

[@pierrejobel9872]

So JonTron bought a gnome 2k and reselling it 1mil? Damn SouljaBoy gotta step up his game

[@peril8175]

im so confused how you have no comments whatsoever

[@davidmendez3899]

just a boy with a dream

[@MidnightMarrow]

Well at least he isn't releasing this Gnome with the entire earlier Nintendo games roms preloaded on a $50 Chinese "console".

[@DPPP111]

Get back in your cage bird hoovy!

[@everythingpony]

Jojo memes playlist

[@pseudoruu]

"his name is petri." "petri?" "yes, like the dish you came from." underrated 13:28

[@bri4625]

👏👏

[@Animanatee]

Bites the dust

[@fadercrusade2179]

Lero lero lero lero

[@aaroncheeseman9652]

Wryyy

[@touyash]

I DIDNT EVEN HEAR THAT THE FIRST 3 TIMES I WATCHED IT HAHA

[@jimmy6535]

I love how Jon or whoever it was managed to make actual art and a fun experience i would totally line up for to go see on a saturday.

[@SpeedyBlur2000]

"you're not that good" "I wonder why Jason didn't text you back?" "Can Porky Pig be classified as a monster?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@ringaroundrosie2765]

"I was smoking a beer last night" *CHA CHA REAL SMOOTH*

[@undeadbillymays]

I am pretty sure he is quoting the LA Turtle video “hops”

[@dusto1878]

Other youtubers: lets make some drama JonTron: G N O M E S O N G

[@b3dh3d95]

Tyree Brooks his dramas already over

[@BromanderInChief]

idubbbz: **does both**

[@magnum_dingus]

@@someguy4853 Since when are "odd" and "sensible" synonyms?

[@joscpe]

Welp, I've never cared about Jared. I don't see a reason to change course. Honestly don't care what he's into in the slightest...

[@jackbudi]

We’ve been gnomed

[@lonecolamarine]

Jon to NFT creators when he tried to sell that for 1M. “I’m not crazy.... I’m just ahead of the curve.”

[@mizuchi6022]

no we don't call it a "zedbra", but do we pronounce "wow" like "doubleyouohdoubleyou?"

[@thezambambo2184]

"I was smoking a beer with my friends last night" Well there's your first problem

[@ThisAdamGuy]

Is it? Maybe he was using the Chambong.

[@megaman161]

@@ThisAdamGuy Smoking a beer out of a Chambong? Now that sounds extra illegal.

[@addaccount9246]

having friends

[@hail2tfreeman]

Can’t tell if he has a drinking problem or a smoking problem

[@shinya_2543]

I think he was talking about chambong

[@ItsExoticChaos]

"your daugter is worth $999,999." "Do you know how much i'm worth?" "One. Million. Dollars!'

[@eviljohnnybravo7575]

@@blanca-jk2dh she wishes. she is a whole dollar short

[@jcoulton4]

"Are you giving us that money?" She sounded like she was interested in selling her daughter to someone else. Oh wait...

[@zedaddy3530]

@@jcoulton4 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT!

[@Igneeka]

@@jcoulton4 Too soon

[@roachdoggjr45]

that was some team four star shit right there.

[@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561]

0:59 I just realized that he said “smoking a beer.”😂

[@Areaith]

I needed a laugh after a crappy day at work and this video supplied way more than one laugh. Thank you. 😆

[@Adolphus_of-bysantanium]

You know it buddy I also can't stop laughing have a better day

[@SlimGrimJim]

When JonTron flexes on you with a 2K gnome

[@mrwalter4235]

You've been gnomed

[@the_original_Bilb_Ono]

It's gnot a gnoblin it's a gnome!

[@sj8119]

I'm a ganomed and you Ben gnomed

[@Ferraridude13]

Guy buys a yodeling pickle, then does drunken zorb ball gladiator fight, then sets up real social experiment tricking people into coming to fake art exhibit about garden gnomes, all in a 15 minute video and gets 15 million views. This guy is the king of KZbin.

[@fzndn-xvii]

And don't forget that music video

[@DomMazz]

I am not agnome 🎶🎶

[@overlorddante]

He turned his money into a pickle. Funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@imbob99999]

he also made a music video about the gnome

[@Helladamnleet]

According to some article KZbinrs make on the low end an average of $3/thousand views, so there's very good potential he made around $42,000 on just this one video.

[@SlickTactics]

Jon is still the number 1 review for the BF pillow

[@GundamDragonLord]

The ad for Trover Saves the Universe. Did not age well. Lol.

[@sergiolucas2781]

I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT "YOU'RE NOT ALONE" PARODY. I'M DEAD. THANKS DAD.

[@handhdhd6522]

HE WAS SMOKIN A BEER😂😂😂😂

[@patrioticcat5768]

Silencio mijo

[@sergiolucas2781]

@@Ecktor Lucas is my last name. I come from the "Lucas" family.

[@TheShadow1347]

I didn't expect the "You're not alone" parody either. thank you JonTron, very cool

[@stilljamming]

Also... really good vocals, well produced and everything.

[@RedmoonStudiosYT]

I think we can now officially say that flex tape fixed jontrons upload schedule.

[@raven_7713]

Flex tape has now been officially confirmed to fix anything

[@christopherdempsey3878]

You are absolutely right!

[@MrPkmngmr]

Weird flex but ok

[@minhthuan5762]

@@raven_7713 what about a broken marriage

[@noplesnono9656]

@@minhthuan5762 it will never fix jared's marriage

[@bradleysmith6185]

We need a part 2 of this.

[@mksunwukong16]

Oh geez, that gummy python me and my siblings would be tearing that thing apart 😂 7:09

[@dankcatboi9275]

“Buy your Alzheimers dad a yodeling pickle.” I bet that’s a brand new sentence.

[@wajihbec1087]

r/brandnewsentences

[@j97n75]

Wajih bec r/ihavereddit

[@wajihbec1087]

@@j97n75 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@Yam-Yam45]

"yodeling pickle" Goddamnit monster hunter, every reference to a pickle gives me PTSD

[@Peacheys2]

Previously unsaid sentences in human history

[@DuskSkullin]

"I was smoking *a beer* with my friends last night." I'm not even mad... That's amazing.

[@tycoughlin735]

Maybe he was using the champbong

[@cockatooinsunglasses7492]

Next he’ll be drinking weed.

[@spoonman5184]

Is that a intentional anchorman reference?

[@DuskSkullin]

@@spoonman5184 Wow... you know how to cut to the core. You're so wise...... You're like a minature Buddha.... covered in hair.

[@spoonman5184]

@@DuskSkullin beautiful

[@comediccarnage8059]

“Snake families don’t count” Poor snakes man. Always getting the short end of the stick.

[@ZeXiOn26]

"You Are Not A Gnome" deserves to be a platinum-selling record

[@artwizardsam3238]

We literally got 10+ Jontron videos in an year SO FAR. Seems like Flex Tape fixed his schedule. *WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE FOLKS!!*

[@gamingkitsune1947]

IDK, but we are probably in one of the best timelines

[@barbs896]

What?

[@darthbane2669]

Hopefully he keeps up the pace.

[@NpcManDoesStuff]

Praise the flex tape god that is Phil Swift

[@not_avaliable]

Hes the youtube born, after projared fell he swooped in and took his soul

[@pyrotempestwing]

Jon: I was smoking a beer- Me: Okay, that tells me everything I need to know.

[@HereticJon]

It's like a bong, but you use beer instead of water.

[@CanuckGod]

Story checks out.

[@sporeham1674]

Police Marksmen I feel like that would kill me.

[@HereticJon]

@@sporeham1674 Naaaah, I dont see why it would. Science is done better while smoking beer.

[@GoodFebruarian]

EXPENSIVE MISTAKE SOUNDS

[@TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight]

Lets be honest ,Jon squeezing into those leather sausage casings to sing R&B to his $2000 dollar Gnome is the reason why we all keep coming back🤣🤣🤣

[@TheBossLettuce]

‘Forgetting is what he is all ready good at’ JOHNTRON 2020

[@Otto-ct6jw]

“I was smoking a beer with my friends” That’s what they all say.

[@brockhorner2371]

you tryna smoke some beer out of your ass?

[@a.t.3192]

I'm gonna start using that line. "You are worth $999,999. Do you know how much I am worth? $1,000,000."

[@flaminyong3345]

5' 11" vs. 6'

[@__________________________Fred]

I am the creator of the boyfriend pillow and since jon left the review, our sales have risen by 800%. Thank you Jon.

[@diegovargasdiego]

16:27 that one didn’t age quite so well!

[@CriticalNobody]

In case you were wondering yes, Jon did actually leave a review for the Boyfriend Pillow and you can find it on the Amazon page.

[@kenbee1957]

Hey there Critical Nobody! You gotta work on fixing that ol' upload schedule yourself, dude

[@Dr_Monitor]

It’s actually the first review there is.

[@CriticalNobody]

KEN BEE No matter how slow my upload speed is, I’m still faster than Jon...mainly cause his videos are better

[@jjh9060]

"i was smoking a beer, last night, and it just appeared."

[@alanmaclaren4118]

How do you smoke a beer?

[@mootoast8614]

Alan Bolton you put it in a beer bong

[@xanderberry8439]

HoW

[@tuxido4913]

Love to smoke a beer with the lads.

[@russhu4265]

Uh, you can actually smoke alcohol by evaporating it

[@99wins31]

10:36 That’s what she said

[@Jerry-gs4tc]

11:35 that's the "somewhere deep down in my heart, I still love you" cry lmao

[@bendyer4769]

Other people:(flex supreme) Jon:(flexes his 2 grand gnome)

[@mitaskeledzija6269]

Flextape*

[@lewishayfield2586]

At least the gnome isn’t priced because it has a basic fucking red label on it

[@lovellcielo478]

Jontron: "I was out smoking a beer with my friends last night, and--" *_Several people are typing..._*

[@memelover6917]

*I HAVE SEVERAL QUESTIONS*

[@carlosyerena1762]

Clearly watched LA turtle. My boy evan!

[@typhoon5150]

Carlos Yerena wanna smoke some hops bro??

[@vantretiredargumentativedu7763]

Yo, pass the boof

[@unholylemonade1481]

i honestly look over it i heard it and my mind thought it was normal until this post

[@CSKaras]

Jon, I love your stuff. It always makes me so happy. If I ever have enough money to buy something akin to your life-size gnome, I am buying one of those $4k realistic dinosaur costumes and chasing students down the hall (I am a high school science teacher).

[@khzero8347]

“I was smoking a beer with my friends” Sounds about right for a JonTron video

[@rinusluijk3514]

What, you don't smoke hops out of your ass?

[@writershard5065]

Is it just me or is Jon's (presumed) friend Kevin cute as hell?

[@TheSpliceer]

you know skippy?

[@Ace-O-D]

“YOUR DAUGHTER IS WORTH $999,999” “IM WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS”

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

"Are you giving it to us?"

[@alainali6010]

Ghwooh ha ha haaaa! you have been....GNOMINATED

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

Ace of The Deck I mean if you count the organs for the black market, the hair for the witches/wig makers, the flesh for the cannibals, the bones for Disney Rides or blackmailing the family for a chance to bury her, and her wallet.... About that much yeah

[@june16fre]

@@Joawlisdoingfine nice to know, I'm about to have 999,999

[@drac9634]

She was good looking ngl

[@lasagna3769]

These videos just put a good old jolly smile on my face

[@blackoutlol2857]

Other people: flex. expensive cars Jon: flexes expensive gnome

[@kerbecks1727]

After this video that gnome is gonna be worth $1,000,000

[@sethleoric2598]

667th like

[@killerkirby366]

Mac&Cheesy I'll take your whole stock

[@Handinmapocket]

Yes this was his plan all along! This video is just an advertisement for the gnome.

[@Frawl203]

We'll see in the next charity stream they do lol

[@HiddenObject98]

@@Frawl203 It would be awesome if he sold that $2000 8' garden gnome for $1m just to give it to charity lol

[@dragax9666]

Jontron: *makes actual comedy* KZbin: _wait, that is _*_demonitazable_*

[@lilwyvern4]

Creators keep bitching about it, but don't _do_ anything about it, so I can only feel so sorry for them.

[@hafsaalkaa8453]

That' because of 11:09 I think

[@hafsaalkaa8453]

And it's not, I just got an ad

[@keinkanal7382]

@@lilwyvern4 and what are they supposed to do about it? KZbin is effectively a monopoly. So they cant leave. They speak up all the time and use patreok already. Do you think they can strike im front og KZbin headquarters?

[@JKPancake]

@@lilwyvern4 What are they suppose to do? sue youtube?

[@saddrums]

I’ve always known of this channel, but never watched it. The whole video was great, but the you are not a gnome video at the end just made me a new fan!

[@renepitterna]

you make me laugh ,mission acomplished,subscribed ....