Jordan Peterson Russian Invasion Take Is Pure (Fools) Gold

Jordan Peterson believes that Russian President Putin invaded Ukraine to stop woke influence. The Majority Report crew discuss how occupied Peterson is with the culture war as he struggles to make an argument. The MR crew also talk about Rush Limbaugh and the culture war he fought against pink ties.
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So Jordan Peterson is back in the news quite a bit because he's got a show on The Daily Caller Daily Wire and he's not on Twitter so he's got a you know to make an appearance. Let's hear Jordan Peterson which one is more bad crap crazy let's start with the first well they're kind of a sequence okay so we got to do them together yes okay all right we'll do both of them now they've Jordan into like a into the thoughtful bubble he's in the the Charlie Rose seat but he does have a little bit of a glow, like he's Angelic around him that is this is all- To me he looks like this is his like villain uh that's why I know and and so much like jewelry that they'll often you know give uh villains and Bond movies like rings and just different ways to make them seem I don't know. I was just gonna say he looks like almost like blahfeld from the Bond movies sorry sorry with the white cat. How did you get that right yeah?

[@nimrodery]

"Be less gay or Russia mad." Never heard a better argument for gayness, thanks Putin.

[@xbabu142x]

After his Benzo coma, medically untested, cold turkey treatment in Russia, I feel like Peterson actually died and that this is a Lich from the remnants of all the irritation staved off by soccer moms on Valium come back from beyond the pale to be outrageously salty at things. He has turned into a full Bible Thumping, Catholic soccer mom in the purest form of essence.

[@danielshuck7586]

@@xbabu142x This is the result of his all meat diet. The coma had taken his mind. Now the spirits of all the creatures he has consumed control HIS meat, forcing him to be a ridiculous pantomime of his former self. Actually no, wait. They're doing a pretty good job.

[@bergeracvandamme]

@@xbabu142x guffaw 🥴

[@immanuelcunt7296]

​@@xbabu142xHe is an atheist, what the fuck are you talking about?

[@Not_that_Brian_Jones]

Seeing him talk like this in such a self-serious manner is something else.

[@uosdwis-r-dewoh14]

The breakdown to the "but... but... BUT..." was incredible by Sam.

[@HalfBackCrack]

He's very prideful.

[@teethgrinder83]

@@HalfBackCrack extremely self-assured wasn't he. But it's pretty much all theatrics (his hand gestures, cadence, expressions) devoid of any real thought and content

[@Argumemnon]

It's hilarious because of it.

[@Scawtsauce]

he sounds like he's mocking republicans

[@gagaplex]

It's really vile to misuse a real war with thousands dead and millions displaced for your little pretend culture war game. Sociopathic.

[@dvhughesdesign]

Excellent point. Thanks for digging it up.

[@Support-your-local-team]

Never underestimate the ability of stupid people to try and make a deadly war all about whatever irrelevant single issue they care about.

[@christopherweise438]

@@Support-your-local-team - It's a hallmark of conservatives and their persecution complex.

[@janglandis773]

Wow, so true. Peterson quote: "I shouldn't say this, but I am going to because it is just so goddamn funny. I have figured a way to monetize social justice warriors."

[@Support-your-local-team]

@@christopherweise438 Mainly I'd agree with you although I've read people of all persuasions making some galaxy brain points about Ukraine. Saying Putin is showing his white or male privilege by invading etc.

[@frankkarvell]

So Russia HAD to invade Ukraine and commit war crimes because Disney had two moms in one scene of a Pixar movie??? Got it.

[@waltonsmith7210]

That wokeness done did it

[@angrybeluga1697]

Wow, what an ironclad argument for murdering, civilians! /s

[@ngotemna8875]

The craziest part of this is that even if it was true, it would not change Russia being the explicit bad guys here. Like, okay, Putin was genuinely scared about trans people and wokeness coming to Russia. How does "I don't want gay furries in my country" justify killing your neighboring country's children? This just further proves that conservatives don't have actual morals. Everything justifies the means to their end.

[@sawtooth808]

Oh ffs 🤦‍♂️

[@wallsttech6881]

Yes, that correct.

[@Lord_Aghast]

Somehow Sam’s impression of Jordan is the worst, yet also the best. Lol.

[@hardcoreyOH]

It's Fenton!!

[@burgerking220]

I love it. He gets Jordans stupid nonsense world salad

[@granudisimo]

I've said it multiple times already and it bears repetition: Emma is making the best impersonations, it's been so since Michael's extremely untimely passing and it's still true today. She nails the voice, and it's only a matter of time she also nails the speech pattern. Sam is funny but making voices doesn't seem part of his comedic trade.

[@bananawammabama]

Sam sounds like Jordan Peterson but with a wicked witch twist or something 😂

[@pbcoop62]

He sounds like he's doing his Hugo voice.

[@KomradeKrusher]

"You see, 1930s German jews were just too woke" - Jordan Peterson, some time next year

[@ngotemna8875]

Let's try sth: "Uh...uh...I'm NonCompete"

[@jaymorgan7728]

Anne Frank was extremely "woke, I hear.

[@katbakunin8738]

Considering Tucker and Crowder have already made wink-wink-nudge-nudge comments about the Weimar Republic, this guess isn't at all far-fetched.

[@sisuguillam5109]

You are very generous. I give JP 3 months to put that talking point up for sale.

[@sisuguillam5109]

@@jaymorgan7728 he surely is going to latch on to that considering that Anne had crushes on girls. He is going to use that to devalue her whole experience and her death. JP has no shame.

[@waterfrodo4304]

Putin was obviously concerned that NATO will force him to use "biologically wrong" pronouns 🤣

[@itshardtofindaname]

Its terrifying

[@stewpacalypse7104]

If NATO was actually woke it would've been changed to NATX by now.

[@ShaithMaster]

When an army of naturally hierarchical lobsters (Russia) invades your country, you must submit because that is the way of the world.

[@justatiger6268]

Putin prefers nuclear (family) to biological (pronouns)

[@waterfrodo4304]

@@ShaithMaster Millions of years of intelligent design cannot be wrong!

[@driamia3679]

Peterson must have some serious bills to pay. This is unreal.

[@davidjordan697]

Russian benzo comas don’t grow on tree you know.

[@darwinawardcommittee]

Pills and then rebab ain’t cheap.

[@teenagebottlerobert]

@@davidjordan697 this was my favorite sentence to read today, thank you 😂😂😂

[@granudisimo]

@@davidjordan697 I bet the sulphites on that (Sam) cider got spiked by the secret transgender CIA.

[@sawtooth808]

@@darwinawardcommittee not to mention getting treated for Covid while in Russia = Massive Hospital bill. And you know Russia will insist on getting paid in US dollars

[@WagnerGroupGaming]

He’s literally parroting Russian state talking points and international relations strategy. This is wild

[@sawtooth808]

JP needs to work off that Russian hospital stay somehow

[@jamessebela3236]

Putin’s corrupt money reaches human scabs around the world.

[@quantumalajos1149]

These are not the Russian talking points. The Russians claim (with some degree of truth) that their former allies have been infiltrated by n*zis that are used as tools to peel Ukraine away from Russia's orbit.

[@vanpeters9751]

Jordan Peterson says that sacrifice is the Hallmark of maturity but can't sacrifice one tweet

[@natek987]

It’s almost like he doesn’t even buy his own bullshit and is doing this stupid shit to take take advantage of his sycophants to make money. Hmm.

[@ngotemna8875]

lmao truuuuuueeee!

[@michaelccozens]

He also says "clean your room" but apparently can't or won't even move the piles of garbage in his Zoom background.

[@immanuelcunt7296]

He also says that you ought to say what you believe and stick by it. Sacrifice doesn't mean sacrificing whatever you claim he should sacrifice.

[@immanuelcunt7296]

​@@michaelccozensHis room is clean in virtually all of the interviews he does at home.

[@MrCondor26]

In the immortal words of Dr. Leonard H. "Bones" McCoy, CMO (Chief Medical Officer) of the U.S.S. Enterprise....."His brain is gone!"

[@caflagel]

One of the funniest quotes from one of the worst episodes, but it is indeed so applicable to 🐸.

[@ToxicAudri]

Is his brain gone if he never had one in the first place?

[@poppopdadski7559]

"He's braindead, Jim."

[@blagageorge3824]

but...did he even have one to start with?

[@MrCondor26]

@@blagageorge3824 To be serious/honest, and as much as i don't want to give this much to JP, it's honestly a little sad to see someone who was once a respected (and well educated) Professor, Clinical Paychologist, and intellectual who reduce himself into such a pathetically sychophantic and morally bankrupt little shell of a man, as well as a shadow of his former self. What a goddamn waste.

[@bigtats76]

Jordan Peterson died in Russia and was replaced with a cyborg clone that constantly leaks lubricant from his eye sockets and glitches out when he says the word but, but , but

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

Metaphorical Substrate. *zzzzp* How dare people insult my looks after I insult someone's looks! *Brrrrpp.... ZZZSSSZP* Post-Modernismmmmmm....... Dostoyevsky!!!!!! *ZZP*

[@michaelccozens]

Naw, he was always like this. Which should really be raising a lot of alarms about exactly how much of a "meritocracy" academia is or ever was. It seems to be being driven rapidly, via the replacement of faculty with gig workers and the ballooning of do-nothing "admin" positions, into little more than an expensive networking day-care for the privileged.

[@renansilva3879]

@@michaelccozens According to his own daugther, he actually got brain damage from his treatment in Russia. While yes, he was weird before, but somehow got to become worse.

[@lynessmormont2136]

Someone needs to seed this in conservative spaces. They're already turning on JP. Now's the right time for a great JP conspiracy theory.

[@spookystorytime2774]

JP is literally the Conservative bribe....you focus on your kind biden yeah.....yeah he is doing great. Cost an arm and a leg to fill your car, food prices going up and constantly wondering if he having a senile moment when he speaks.....yeah good choices 👏 👏

[@industrialalliance9905]

Are right wingers capable of understanding politics outside of 2017 cringe comps?

[@dandoll4405]

No, or anything else really.

[@nielsjensen4185]

People who have an ideologically Conservative beliefs are unable to understand politics that are closer to 20 years closer to the birth of the oldest generation. Once you make a closer analysis you can see that every political idea that comes from that sphere is on average 50 to 100 years old, they just have a fresh coat of paint to disguise that they're old.

[@sawtooth808]

Nope

[@shaneatkins6929]

It's become apparent to me that they are not. This is solely about their feels over facts and it's clear that entire "facts don't care about your feelings" crap was entirely made up to cover their ignorance.

[@gordonstrong5232]

All available evidence strongly suggests that no, they are not.

[@benphish]

This take is awesome. thought I had heard all the horrible takes on Russia and Ukraine, but this one was refreshingly insane. Well done JP

[@KomradeKrusher]

It's typical abuser talk. "Look what you made me/them do!"

[@sawtooth808]

@@KomradeKrusher Imagine Jordan Peterson covering Taylor Swift’s “Look what you made me do”, it would be funny and terrifying at the same time

[@sprig5173]

JP includes big words in his stupidity. It fools people into thinking he's intelligent.

[@lamontcranston3177]

"refreshingly insane" Ha ha ha ha ha !!!

[@nedzed3663]

I will give JP credit for keeping an absolute straight face while being such a clownishly unserious person while constantly making a slap ass fool of himself

[@maplebones]

He learned that from Mister Bean.

[@MrCal2648]

If sophistry was a person, it would sue Jordan Peterson for trademark infringement.

[@bananawammabama]

I cringed for a second when I thought you were going to say if sophistry is a person it would be JP. I find this take very accurate but I also notice he tries to be very aggressive at times, like whenever he says "NOT" I'm sure he thinks it's so strong and masculine.

[@granudisimo]

@@bananawammabama I DO NOT, want to eat the artist's brush, mother!

[@mnessenche]

Jordan Peterson is what Socrates argued against.

[@hunger4wonder]

@@mnessenche precisely

[@floepiejane]

Sophistry should be a positive, rather then negative, appellation. Please read Bob Pirsig's Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Now! Go forth and learn.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

I always hated JP on a visceral level, every atom of my body without even knowing anything about him a long time ago knew he wasn't any good... but this... this is just... HOW IS THIS REAL LIFE?! HOW DO THESE PEOPLE HAVE FANS?! I'm utterly speechless that millions of people just don't clock BS, grfiting and madness when they see it.

[@Tarumarugan]

He’s got bad vibes written all over him.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@Tarumarugan IKR. He's such a ghoul. My instictive distrust of or opposition to, everything he is and stands for is almost overwhelming pysiologically lol I almost can't physically tolerate it haha

[@brib6046]

@@satyasyasatyasya5746 it’s crazy how there are people who have just as intense feelings about him, but in the opposite direction 🫠 I will never understand it

[@dogonahottinroof]

@@brib6046 I mean he's comforting for them. Lazy dudes who are worried the world is changing and are being left behind-- I mean they are-- are being told by a dude who wasn't even qualified for his U of T position that actually the world is against them. That they'd all be doing great like Jordan if feminists and nonwhites and gays weren't so mean about existing. Jordan's success is exclusively a result of him being astroturfed by religious fundamentalists. There's a reason why his fans usually watch like 3 youtube compilations and his critics know way more than they do.

[@satyasyasatyasya5746]

@@brib6046 because socio-economic alienation and self-loathing is one heck of a drug, maybe?

[@livelongandtroll9108]

Kermit: "To me, ideology is corrupt..." Also Kermit: "Let me map American right-wing cultural war anxieties onto the complex historic-geopolitical situation in Ukraine." 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@adarshkamoda9183]

I thought you were actually quoting Kermit the Frog for a second.

[@immanuelcunt7296]

Putin is the one who did that, he's been using the woke narrative on the Russians for a while

[@fakechuck7659]

Anyone still denying in 2022 that Peterson is a fascist will be wise to take note of his talk of degeneracy and absurd moralization about social liberalism.

[@sawtooth808]

Jordan Peterson also plagiarized the writing of Adolph Hitler (! Look it up) Tanehasi (sp) Coates was right to write the Red Skull as a Jordan Peterson type.(!)

[@D_isco_D_ancer]

he is the only degenerate. A confess opioid addict, who we all know will fall again into that degenrency.

[@quinndawsonosgood5261]

@@TheScotsalan clearly not, Peterson is fully fascist at this point in his career as a right wing grifter

[@chebghobbi]

@@sawtooth808 I'm hardly one to defend Peterson, but he didn't plagiarise Hitler. Troy Parfitt, who wrote the book making that claim, doesn't know what plagiarism is. It's more than just occasionally using the same words as someone.

[@drewopal9283]

Fascist will cover for other Fascists because they know deep down their ideology is harmful

[@WerewolfKweef]

This guy is the classic definition of a pseudo intellectual. He’s also the weakest "alpha" I’ve ever seen.

[@michaelccozens]

Probably because "alpha" is a concept with as much grounding in reality as all the other bullshit spouted by your one friend in 5th grade who had "totally had sex, a lot" and whose dad worked at Nintendo and who definitely had a video of himself out-skating Tony Hawk but you can't see it right now.

[@norikadolmy7274]

I think Jordan Peterson's presence and popularity is enough to argue that this is a degenerate society

[@sonic8005]

Only when peeps listen to him

[@johncox823]

What do you mean ? His rise in popularity is due to the lack of morality of millennials and Gen Z and not transcending values from our ancestors and founding fathers. We had a blue print for America and completely threw it out the window because we have a lack of honor in our modern society. Instead of Sam doing a Jordan Peterson impression and spewing mindless insults like a highschooler, he could actually break down Jordans argument and identify the errors in it and look how they can be improved upon.

[@dadbodenvy4247]

@@johncox823 in a healthy society Jordan Peterson would be laughed out of every conversation he's in, the fact that people like you believe the things you believe is a sure sign of cultural decay

[@sonic8005]

@@johncox823 Many people have already broken down Jordan Peterson's arguments and also made fun of them. The fact is they're not good at all. I'd be tempted to ask what you mean with the "lack of morality" when you're condemning millenials and Gen Z but then you add such nonsense as the "transcending values" of ancesotors and the founding fathers.... uh, yeah, the founding fathers literally owned slaves and didn't allow women and most people to vote unless you were white and owned land. Those... are not good values to keep .

[@schibleh531]

@@johncox823 Did you even listen to the video dude? Your lord peterson is saying that Russia invaded ukraine to keep pronouns away. How can you defend that shit unironically? You can only improve this argument by tossing it in the garbage. But hey, maybe you do want to believe that "wokeness" and the gays started this war.

[@wilcee238]

“Jordan Peterson thinks” Stop right there.

[@dave9547]

You should debate him wil cee. Tell him what's up 😂

[@ngotemna8875]

@@dave9547 Sorry, but elder abuse is a serious crime

[@dave9547]

@@ngotemna8875 I'm sure you'd handle a Harvard professor with ease 😂

[@sawtooth808]

@@dave9547 JP is a former University of Toronto professor, they are much easier to handle (Jordan is Canadian, although Canada does not want him)

[@ngotemna8875]

@@dave9547 Yes. Because sociology isn't even close to being sth he's knowledgeable about. You think being an assistant teacher at Harvard suddenly grants you insight on topics outside your expertise? I thought you people hate this whole "appeal to authority" nonsense and are believers of "thinking for yourself"? What happened to that?

[@scoopmacgooter4123]

Emma’s jordan Peterson impression is so bad it’s actually the funniest one.

[@Lord_Aghast]

Reading the comment section of JBP’s videos literally melts my brain.

[@ExtremeMadnessX]

The only thing worse than people like Jordan Peterson are their fans.

[@Lord_Aghast]

@@ExtremeMadnessX it’s honestly insufferable. I’ve seen some annoying fandoms in my days but the amount of self absorbed, fart sniffing, culture war broken brain, ghouls masquerading around that comment section is something else.

[@Avrahffxiv]

"GOD BLESS U JP. The only people who can't hear the wisdom in your words are willfully blind. U changed my life. Destroy these woke liberals my savior. destroy them with your saintly words!"

[@Lord_Aghast]

@@Avrahffxiv you okay lol?

[@Avrahffxiv]

@@Lord_Aghast I was paraphrasing the comment section of a JP video. Pretty sure I read something like that on one of his latest incoherent DW+ vids.

[@BooksForever]

Several years ago Sam Harris tried to satisfy a subset of his fans by attempting a rational dialogue with Jordan Peterson. Peterson was not capable of holding up his side of even the basic introductory portion of the conversation. I knew immediately from that point onward that Peterson was an phony undeserving of the bizarre level of adulation that he’d been receiving. And I think even mild-mannered Harris pulled out some of his own hair that day.

[@Benson_Bear]

Peterson now explains his failure by saying he was very ill at that time. Because of the apple cider.

[@sprig5173]

But he knows big words!

[@schibleh531]

@@sprig5173 But he wears a suit!

[@jassonsw]

He's a complete wreck now. Broken and shilling hatred because he has nothing else left to sell.

[@samiamrg7]

He acknowledged that “What is a woman” is a “gotcha” question, but somehow it is a fault for KBJ to somehwat side-step it by saying she isn’t qualified to answer that question.

[@samiamrg7]

@Wynn Ketanji Brown Jackson.

[@growupjohnny9374]

I’m in Kyiv at the moment. The debris from intercepted air strikes landed on a mom and daughter in front of their family and friends. RU seriously does not think Ukrainians are humans that have the right to exist.

[@growupjohnny9374]

*yesterday

[@TheDesertwalker]

"Could it be"? "Is it possible that".....these are the tricks of a scoundrel and a grifter....

[@sprig5173]

Tucker is always "just asking questions". Pity he never gets any good answers.

[@christopherjustice6411]

I guarantee you, it’s only a matter of time before Peterson starts repeating Dugin arguments and goes full NazBol.

[@katbakunin8738]

Nah, if he were a Nazbol he'd have claimed that the war is about denazification. He's just a garden variety fascist, maybe even a Nazi.

[@surveillant]

nah

[@DoctorDissonance]

Jordan Peterson: I'm a big intellectual, look at my suit and my fancy background and my credentials! Also Jordan Peterson: It's bad, actually, that this judge wouldn't provide the simplistic one sentence answer to a broad question on command. Because the answer he was looking for was "adult human female." It's the TERF power phrase that Matt Walsh concludes his documentary with. A simple, glib answer that ignores any nuance in favor of being a rhetorical cudgel. You know, like an intellectual would use.

[@floepiejane]

Hey now, please don't cage us all in together like that.

[@andromidius]

The joke being that 'adult human female' is actually... correct and inclusive. Because its not an argument from biology or cultural upbringing, but a broad concept that applies to cis and trans women and doesn't apply to cis or trans men or non-binary people. Its almost as if their arguments lack any thought whatsoever, because they either end up agreeing with non-bigots or destroy their own bigoted arguments by dancing around the topic.

[@michaelccozens]

Anti-trans bigots (they aren't TERFs because they aren't feminists) have apparently memory-holed Stephen Jay Gould's famous investigation of what a "fish" is. They're also really hoping people don't notice that terms, especially colloquial ones, can have multiple meanings in different contexts. That's sorta the point of the concept of a "colloquialism", really.

[@gothgrrl8711]

@@andromidius right because they are answering the "what is the definition" question with three more words that could have various definitions. they then have to prove that trans women are excluded from the definition of female, and it becomes an argument ad nauseum going around in circles til the end of time

[@renansilva3879]

Also, according to his own daughter, he got brain damage from that treatment in Russia.

[@majuli8420]

Aside from what JP is saying, which is obviously garbage, i love the unintentionally hilarious visuals. The suit. The way he fondles his chin. The halo glow. It's just so wonderfully cringe lmao.

[@amethyst8852]

He is egocentric person, loves being in the centre of attention.

[@anthonydelfino6171]

Every time we get extended periods of Sam doing an impression of Jordan Peterson is a true treat. Also we need to get more opportunities for Emma to imitate Elizabeth Holmes.

[@shtirlh7825]

Jordan Peterson is just speaking in intellectual tongues. Lot’s of words that don’t mean anything.

[@livelongandtroll9108]

Nailed it.

[@progKansas]

Word salad

[@katbakunin8738]

@@progKansas A word salad prepared by a failed chef drunk on cider and zonked out on benzos.

[@kilgoretrout4408]

need someone to dumb it down for you?

[@katbakunin8738]

@@kilgoretrout4408 Imagine thinking JBP is still capable of complex thought. The guy used to have things to say, but nowadays he legit just comes off as being entirely consumed by his utter vitriol towards trans people.

[@JoshyStuart]

I have no idea how anyone takes Peterson seriously.

[@jakeg3296]

Well only in America and that’s not surprising look at their present and previous president then add, Sarah Palin, Lauren Boebert and Louie Gohmert. So it’s not that surprising.

[@SmashToBits]

Even incels have to have someone to look up to

[@sprig5173]

Big words fool stupid people.

[@SchultzDorinda]

Because they have brains.

[@mattmiller9809]

JP (Beta Male's Kermit the Frog) has lost his mind. He used to be better at making himself sound smarter. Now he shows his hand: woke is bad and all bad things connect to woke. Theres no nuance, just woke and the battle against it.

[@waltonsmith7210]

Its such an all encompassing obsession. Hes got woke on the brain.

[@FabianMacGintyONeill]

I've been genuinely scared how many times I've been at house parties and heard otherwise perfectly intelligent people recommend 12 Rules For Life to me. I hate lecturing people, especially in situations that are supposed to be fun, so thankfully the objectively hilarious video of Peterson losing his goddamn mind about Elliott Page has done more to warn those people off him than I ever could.

[@PorkchopXpress]

Jordan Peterson loves to hear Jordan Peterson talk...

[@davidalexander3320]

Sam gets props for saying Blofeld's name correctly then does a line from Goldfinger and messes it all up.

[@bengreen171]

well - the Ukrainian flag is a nice shade of yellow and light blue - two of the colours of the rainbow. Coincidence? If Putin hadn't stepped in, it was only going to be a matter of time before they added the other colours and turned the industrial and agriculturally important hub of south eastern Europe completely gay. I mean - what choice did Putin have? There's no telling what would happen if the economic engine room of the old Soviet Union turned lgbt....artisan bread everywhere! Shelves full of beard trimmers!! oh the humanity! He's definitely not just a deranged power hungry totalitarian who wants everyone to bow down to his authority. And neither is Putin.

[@thewick-j1837]

I'm stealing this

[@bengreen171]

@@thewick-j1837 consider it a gift. ;) cheers.

[@kevinshamrok]

Remember how woke Chechnya and Georgia were…..

[@ernestkhalimov1007]

I.still remember how Based on the Word of Allah Russia.was.

[@joshuabedard9788]

So this is just more ludicrous shit spewed from his mouth hole. Referencing @humanistreport on the backlash Jordan Peterson received from his own fans: one referenced Jordan’s own rule 10: be precise in your speech. Then goes on to explain how in the Elliot situation Jordan says his doctor was criminal. However Jordan redefined criminal to suit what his talking point. Normally I don’t give much breath to this but I just whole heartedly agree this man is a fool and I’m taken back that I now have coworkers listening to this kinda stuff.

[@lewismaddox4132]

Jordan Peterson is a master of circumlocution. His words are like a hamster wheel just spinning and spinning, but he never says shit!

[@KingslayerSrb]

I don't think I've ever seen this man smile once in his life. Talk about a sad existence, holy shit

[@katbakunin8738]

His obsession with trans issues makes me wonder sometimes if he's a transwoman in denial. His bitterness and emotional instability reminds me of how I was before I accepted who I am.

[@TasTheWatcher]

*The right:* _It's simple, and not a social construct. A woman is an adult female human_ *Me:* _What do you consider an adult?_ *Conservatives & libertarians:* __

[@Junebug89]

Ask them to define female and watch them fail miserably as well. 99% chance they will say some variation of "two x chromosomes", at which point it's very easy to point out women who don't meet their definition even if you exclude trans women (which you shouldn't). A good amount of them won't even know what to do if you point out the existence of people with XXY.

[@katbakunin8738]

"Old enough to read, old enough to breed" -Republican truism

[@akizeta]

"[..] A key part of Russia's historical influence" Peterson _must_ be aware that he sounds just like an authoritarian leader offering a spurious justification for a war, there, right? He's _studied_ these things, his home has authoritarian memorabilia plastered all over it; how can he be unaware that he's applying ideologue methodology for an authoritarian outcome which will result, one way or another, in people suffering and even dying for the crime of not agreeing with his rhetoric, and deciding that that outcome is okay with him?

[@michellestelle]

That's such a good point

[@kernalfleak]

I dont think ive ever seen him apologize or accept defeat. I think the fact that he is on the internet and people are watching gives him no choice but to double down on everything he says instead of taking a step back. Maybe if he just stayed anonymous and continued doing his own research without spreading it to other people he would allow himself to be wrong. I think being on the internet introduces a layer of complexity he is incapable of filtering thru.

[@furiousapplesack]

He claims to be educated on those issues, yet he has jumped onto the "cultural marxism" talking point which is just the nazi "cultural bolshevism" rebranded. He is far beyond deserving of any leeway at this point. No excuses. The dude learned the absolutely wrong lesson from those "studies" of authoritarianism. The dude is fucking evil, straight up.

[@timiadesina9278]

This show has kept me going since the start of the pandemic. Can’t believe i took some of these grifters seriously

[@donalny]

I'm glad I came of age before social media. I can totally see my teenage/early 20s self getting roped in by this shit.

[@jeffreyhanc1711]

Congratulations to coming around. Peterson is sort of unique in this wacko rightwing space in the sense that he HAS introduced younger people to legit great minds like Carl Jung (I’ve met some) and his teachings of that stuff are not bad. This makes him IMO that much more dangerous, as it really can provide quicksand into his own personal angry, and reactionary, lunacy.

[@MyName-vg8yu]

damn he really seems to have lost it, and the daily wire is absolutely enabling this downwards spiral. like JP's whole cadence changed, the way he speaks is different now. very...interesting

[@nimrodery]

That implies he enjoyed some sort of high point before the downward spiral. What was that?

[@MyName-vg8yu]

@@nimrodery sure man, everyone is innately evil

[@Avrahffxiv]

I think it's just because he is reading a script. You're normally used to hearing him speak in podcasts or lectures.

[@MyName-vg8yu]

@@Avrahffxiv maybe, but i think theres also a tinge of him actually losing sight of rationality. akin to how different someone can be between manic episodes. not that he sounds manic, just that the way he used to speak is different in a similar way

[@Avrahffxiv]

@@MyName-vg8yu well he hangs out with Dave Rubin all the time so that probably has unforeseen long term side effects.

[@RJCain]

"What is a white person?" is a good question, but so is "what is a fruit?" because not all fruits fit the definition of a fruit, because we have culinary and botanical definitions.

[@nerag7459]

so... he is not crazy he is actually stupid. *In b4 'you took him out of context'*

[@ericb.4313]

"¿Por qué no los dos?"

[@runrafarunthebestintheworld]

@@ericb.4313 Claro que si tu crees? 😅

[@twincast2005]

The way Peterson enunciates is just like any host of a show asking "Is it paranormal activity?" or "Was it ancient aliens?" which pretty much answers the question why a group claiming to detest "intellectual elites" would worship the potentially most stereotypical example of a snobbish professor to have ever lived. Conspiracy theories truly are one hell of a drug for certain people... Sad!

[@scottlarson281]

There's never been anyone so desperate to be "quotable" than Peterson. And it's hilarious that he doesn't understand how OBVIOUS it is.

[@kilgoretrout4408]

now that's a good example of a projection dear commenter

[@scottlarson281]

@@kilgoretrout4408 How so?

[@Junebug89]

So he's just straight up reusing Putin's talking points. I guess I appreciate him finally going a bit mask-off.

[@Junebug89]

@@10tothebigguy25 Because they are, I invite you to look at the medical literature but I know you don't actually care about reality so I expect you to continue posting inane youtube comments on like seven hundred accounts instead. I really hope there are people paying you for it, because it's a pretty sad existence if not. Why are you changing the subject from Peterson defending a fascist state engaging in imperialism because of "degeneracy", an all-time favourite fascist talking point?

[@kcolonelx6181]

Sam's impression makes me laugh so hard!

[@driamia3679]

@3:34 it’s so good. Totally made my day “sortofmaybeee”

[@griceldacarbajal8910]

That Jordan Peterson guy is so -efing full of himself! What a weirdo. 🤮

[@dolorusedd2586]

I love how Sam cant pronounce names of real people correctly to save his soul but knows how to say bond villain names.

[@johnpjones182]

Priorities!

[@sprig5173]

Like Lyn Cheney.

[@MongoMike77]

Was it to stop Nazis or stop wokeness?

[@dandoll4405]

The worst thing on earth, woke Nazis!

[@philipvipond2669]

Actually, Blah-feld is a pretty good name for Peterson. "No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to YAWN."

[@magcarta]

yeah but the line is from "Goldfinger," not OHMSS or any of the films where Blofeld is the villain

[@50jakecs]

Why do we keep giving Peterson airtime? He's just another grifter that wants the attention.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

Millions of people listen to him. It's important to push back against his stupidity.

[@albertcovington9942]

@@Noooiiiissseee no...it's becsuse these videos get the most views. Look at Sam's videos. Dave Rubin and Jordan and Joe Rogan get the majority of views on this channel.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

@@albertcovington9942 They're a political reaction channel man, what else are they supposed to do? I think you're just confused about the point of the channel.

[@albertcovington9942]

@@Noooiiiissseee and yet their biggest draw is 3 guys with zero political power. Not a one of them holds office or sets policy.

[@burroughs334]

“He’s wearing a zoot suit!” 😂 He IS! Villainous Big bad voodoo daddy is waxing philosophical.

[@domenicgalata1470]

He used to wear fedoras in his early TV circuit days in Ontario. He looked like a complete twat if you wondering.

[@sawtooth808]

Do not insult Big Bad Voodoo Daddy and their music like that.

[@KomradeKrusher]

The suit he wears seems to be (too) slim fitting - for all intends and purposes, quite the opposite of a "Zoot suit".

[@burroughs334]

@@KomradeKrusher it’s just the pinstripes. And it’s a joke.

[@KomradeKrusher]

@@burroughs334 I guess it was, it just doesn't make any sense. Even less considering who actually wore Zoot suits back in the day. Call me crazy but I prefer jokes that hit the mark over jokes that just make the jokester look clueless and uninformed.

[@dvhughesdesign]

Peterson is just a parody of himself at this point. And Sam's impression of him is flippin eerie good. Love it.

[@michaelccozens]

Peterson was always that. It's just harder to miss now.

[@goofusmaximus1482]

Right wing ideology: Intellectualism for the willfully ignorant.

[@ngotemna8875]

More like "intellectualism"

[@spookyhokum]

It's not ideology, it's pathology.

[@colonelweird]

The best thing about the Peterson clip is the arrogance and self-importance in his body language. Truly a man in love with the smell of his own farts.

[@janglandis773]

And they must be horrible. An all beef diet makes even your breath smell like a cows ass.

[@Al69BfR]

There also was a time where pink was the color chosen for male babies and no matter of sex or gender, they all were put in little white dresses.

[@fessendenful]

Who's less charismatic: MTG, Jim Jordan, Ben Shapiro or Peterson?

[@Tarumarugan]

This is like a game of Rock Paper Scissors but everybody has nubs for hands.

[@kcolonelx6181]

It's a tie @ 0%. 4 pretty unattractive dudes.

[@IizUname]

MTG wins the title for the least charismatic imo.

[@andreaslundberg2978]

@@IizUname I'm more on Jim Jordan actually. If MTG said sane things I might have actually liked her. I don't think that's the case with Jim Jordan.

[@fessendenful]

I'm going to add Sidney Powell and Rudy.

[@orinjayce]

The right argues like flat earthers

[@blackpilleddadli]

They're the same people.

[@hhiippiittyy]

​@@blackpilleddadli That, or "they've all gone to Q-anon..."

[@FullMetalPanicNL]

Once uppon a time I never heard of JP. And online people where saying "This guy is great, a true intellectual." And I was like....sounds good lets take a look. First I saw the H3H3 podcast and it seemed fine, it was based more around psychology. But then I turned on a lecture of him on religion...and I got really confused. He was talking a lot but he wasn't actually saying much. And what he was saying was absolutely incoherrent. I'm absolutely dumbfounded by how many people take this guy seriously. It's not healthy.

[@ngotemna8875]

Genuinely thought at the beginning that it was >me< who just doesn't get him. Like, everyone says he's so great, but so far all he said was the same pseudoscience BS everyone else on the right spouts.

[@zachariahwade8482]

Well I saw the H3 podcast back in the day and knew Peterson was a fraud straight away because he compared Antifa to Hitlers Brownshirts.

[@LordVerdo]

Incoherence is the best way to describe him. He talks in circles and never makes an actual point.

[@eaglemax]

Personal attacks on JP? His clothing, jewelry? WTF, who are you children?

[@notwoke7005]

I can't believe I ever thought Peterson was okay. I gotta stop giving people chances

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

Don't forget - he has changed quite a bit as he's fallen down the rabbit-hole of becoming a reactionary grifter. Don't feel bad.

[@dirtybombshelter]

@@interdimensionalsteve8172 I don't know man it was patently obvious 7 or so years ago when I was living in Toronto that he was a buffoon acting in bad faith trying to whip up outrage in order to add an "intellectual" veneer to conservatism at a time when it was more openly linked to a Trumpian / 4chan crassness and vulgarity. He hadn't been published in years, was seen as a joke amongst those students who I spoke to, and saw a piece of legislation as his meal ticket. He has always been a bottom feeder and this behaviour, while genuinely hilarious and entertaining, comes as absolutely no surprise whatsoever. Though I am grateful he is making it plain how much of a fool he is, as it seems to be turning many off of him.

[@ice9arctican543]

Same.

[@john.premose]

What’s wrong with being woke? I’m glad to be woke and I ain’t never gonna be gaslit to think otherwise

[@interdimensionalsteve8172]

@@john.premose Yeah, it's extremely frustrating that conservatives have taken over the definition of "woke" and completely ruined it by making it effectively mean people who say things they don't like.

[@3monthbender]

Maybe not the most important point, but I kind of love how Sam's impersonation of Jordan Peterson sounds so much like Dan Aykroyd impersonating Julia Child.

[@nakfoor1846]

Glad I grew out of Peterson in 2017 xD

[@seanpatrick1243]

I am so sick and tired of getting ads for Matt Walsh’s propaganda every time I watch a TMR clip.

[@katbakunin8738]

Adblocker is a hell of a thing.

[@seanpatrick1243]

@@katbakunin8738 This particular ad may just drive me to it.

[@Chris-ht5tj]

I miss Michael dunking on Peterson and Rubin so much RIP

[@DirtyLifeLove]

Strange how Peterson's take was the progressive take on Nato and Russia prior to Trump. Look at what Obama's policies were. Repuga hated him for that, now they would support that policy. Everyone went coocoo

[@tyronnemoss]

Sam’s impression of Peterson sounds like South Park’s Mickey Mouse. The promise ring episode 😂😂

[@ganaed]

"Russia is detransitioning Ukraine from being woke" gold lol

[@Direksone]

There is also an absolutely amazing little point JBP tries to make in this video about Ukraine and them discovering natural gas/oil reserves and that that also played a part. My guy says that they discovered some reserves near the Caspian Sea, WHICH DOESN'T EVEN BORDER WITH UKRAINE.

[@janglandis773]

The Caspian Sea is about 780 kilometers from the Ukraine border. It is in Russia. Peterson doesn't think he has to research his claims because he knows his fanboys aren't going to question him. He relies on this. His dishonesty is appalling.

[@bootskanchelsis3337]

"I try to look smart, how am I doing?" -J. P.

[@Longtack55]

"Interviewing his typewriter" is what we used to call this style of JP's.

[@Johnywang1]

I mean this take especially is so dangerous imo. Its the idea that everything has to do with him and his Twitter beef. Like he doesn't even feel bad for being this stupid ? The year was 2015 . Young people wanted to be trans and it was time for the world to go to war for it.

[@Tavat]

This dude is such a fruit loop. That he became a professor at a reputable university should make Canada take a hard look at wtf they are doing with hiring practices at universities.

[@donnamurphy8551]

Why do people act like he's a genius? I haven't ever heard him say anything I found intelligent. From what I've observed, he makes multiple assertions but states them as fact.

[@karissimpson6631]

I want what Jordan is drinking. That shit is stronger than ayahuasca

[@tmcd5049]

"I am so serious and important, and love myself so much, I don't mind letting you plebs wait for 10 seconds while I struggle with words! Adds to the dramatic effect after all!" NerdOn Paedoson

[@blaze556922]

You can ask Peterson if he likes milk with his cookies and he would give the most convoluted non-answer you've ever heard. The guy just loves the sound of his own voice. He doesn't actually have opinions. He just runs with the most extreme and nonsensical idea that pops into his head in the moment. He might be the most prime example of an educated fool.

[@GeroldGarthcia]

I like when he does jazz hands to distract from him looking down. Hey look over here instead of my eyes!

[@ChannelSettingsTvcode]

Why is he talking like that now? And what is with the squinting?!

[@heatherheartless5532]

I don’t understand why people like Jordan don’t just move to Russia. He can afford it, and seems to love it.

[@SouthernMenace]

I die a little whenever I hear Peterson speaking. How can anyone consider this knob a thinker?

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Anyone who thinks lobsters are a good analogue for humans.

[@slimjim1104]

Just a grifter provocateur

[@xmiiasma3997]

People that unironically watch jordy Patterson are actually deranged

[@rodkoehler]

I just discovered these people this morning. They are so right on about how they dig into the BS! They put into words for me, thoughts I've had but was unable to verbalize! Very interesting to watch!

[@waterandafter]

When did JP become an American? He said "our supreme court".

[@ladyviking]

Why is the question “what is a woman?” They made the documentary focusing on that. But not once is there a fascination with “what is a man?” Their obsession is so bizarre.

[@servoaugusta513]

Because they want to frame their bigotry as necessary to protect women-transmen don’t conjure up the same level of fear.

[@VicStrange9]

Well, that's because the definition of man was already stablished in the prologue of 1997's critical masterpiece "Castlevania: Symphony of the Night". But enough talk.

[@ladyviking]

@@VicStrange9 Thank you, I needed that LOL

[@VicStrange9]

@@ladyviking not my opinion about myself but its a good meme

[@aaronsasson5148]

"Sex and race has trumped qualification" as if that's something new and not exactly the way everything has worked since the beginning of time.

[@jamesski1108]

It's odd how Peterson rants on against authoritarianism, and yet he criticizes postmodernism more than actual authoritarianism.

[@jaymorgan7728]

He's so whiny and emotionally fragile.

[@AndyEdwardsDrummer]

Quote from Putin: “We see with bemusement the paralysis unfolding in countries that have grown accustomed to viewing themselves as the flagships of progress,” Putin said during an event where he spoke for a few hours. “Of course, it’s none of our business or what is happening, the social and cultural shocks that are happening in some countries in the Western countries, some believe that aggressive blotting out of whole pages of your own history, the affirmative action in the interest of minorities, and the requirement to renounce the traditional interpretation of such basic values as mother, father, family, and the distinction between sexes are a milestone … a renewal of society.” Putin did not invade Ukraine to fight against 'wokeness' but saw it as evidence of confusion and weakness amongst the west.

[@madnezz1961]

I just can't take Kermit the well dressed frog seriously

[@darnfrick3354]

At least he's not naked this time. Green pervert

[@craigmurdock4740]

This guy is SO fucking into himself it's unbelievable. The dramatic pauses, the looks, the hand gestures, the importance he think he has. It's quite something. Then he'll go attack a random trans person.