Jordan Peterson Gives A Union Busting Motivational Speech For Snowflake CEOs Drowning In Wokeness

[@dearthunderstorm4062]

I’m like 60% sure he’s a Sacha Baron Cohen character.

[@susanward8442]

I would up that stat to 85%.

[@ubahfly5409]

Sascha is great as Brüno, but even he has a limit to "how much gay" he can pull off.

[@seanm8030]

Has anyone seen them both in the same room?

[@Hirnlego999]

He's "just" in it for the money

[@nero6942]

and Im 40% sure he broke into someones cabin to film this

[@thomasreddy416]

A while back a Canadian apologized for giving the world Jordan Peterson. I didn't know who Peterson was. As time went on, I came to understand why he felt bad.

[@hhiippiittyy]

I, a Canadian, have done so quite a few times. Perhaps you caught one of them.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

@@hhiippiittyy thank you....I am glad that you feel my pain.

[@mattt9187]

Ryan Reynolds can stop apologizing for Green Lantern. That was no way near this bad.

[@madcamdisease]

Jusin Beiber must be relieved

[@iron___]

I'm so sorry. He used to teach where I went to university (different faculty/department, but still)

[@HaeravonFAQs]

"If you feel guilty, stop doing bad things!" truly a peerless intellect.

[@MarginalSC]

"Stop thinking they're bad sunshine!"

[@Andrew19036]

Nah, lust get a massage to reduce the stress, and keep going.

[@Ssalamanderr]

Almost as amazing as his "message to muslims" which was "try talking to each other"

[@Advent3546]

A modern day Socrates I tell ya

[@GreenMachine1975]

Jordan Peterson: "The other day, a strapping, young, manly man came into my office and said 'it hurts when I do THIS.' And so I told him 'don't do THAT .'" Pure. Genius.

[@WorkingViews]

As a former stock boy, i absolutely bullied all my bosses into actually paying me. Now i'm my own stock boy and i hate myself more than ever.

[@lilelo208]

Same, or at the very least enough work hours to live on. I'm glad I got a better job, I hope you find something worth your time as well.

[@tschorsch]

I'll bet you forced them to make you work overtime on your day off and not give you health care too.

[@deviouskris3012]

As someone self employed. I concur. My boss is a prick.

[@SimSetSoPalestine]

Can you please invite Jordan to talk to company & mock the fuck out of him somehow. Pleaaaase 🙏

[@akumakorgar]

Everytime I walk into the pantry I'm like, what the fuck are you, some kind of STOCK BOY?!?

[@mochithepooh5368]

I love how conservative don't realised when they're angry at "woke companies", they're basically mad at capitalism trying to make as much profit as possible.

[@maruraba1478]

“No when a company goes woke, that is communist” - every Republican ever

[@atticusrex2691]

Communism is when capitalism works in a way they don't like

[@ngotemna8875]

"You're not supposed to pander to [them], you were supposed to pander to ME!" -every conservative ever

[@blairbrown4812]

They will eventually. And I shudder to think of what their reaction would be.

[@TheCamps10]

Just another day for fascism

[@id10t98]

Jordan Peterson: "You should wipe your butt after you shyt." Right Wingers(everywhere): "HE'S A GENIUS!"

[@terrystevens3998]

Real men don’t wipe their ass

[@Derchlands]

*You should wipe your butt after you shut, SUNSHINEEEE!?!

[@tschorsch]

I think it's more like "don't let the evil woke destroy your manhood by forcing you to wipe, it's feminist anti male propaganda"

[@Un4tunate_]

Clean ur room first xd

[@XXXXX8]

@@Un4tunate_ "xd"

[@wildbill9681]

“who cares what the stock boys think?” and they call everyone else elitists

[@gagaplex]

I literally LOLed when he said that.

[@trappedinamerica7740]

I see so many help wanted signs all over and I just laugh. You be the stock boy then...

[@egorkotkin]

What does it mean? I’m ESL.

[@jimstone2971]

He said "Since when do you care what your stock boys think" criticizing CEOs for been phony, Sam just made up his own quote.

[@seanmatthewking]

Not a real distinction. He’s telling CEOs how to behave and that they should not value what a stockboy thinks, because they haven’t earned that authority. And to a certain extent he’s obviously right. A stockboy hasn’t demonstrated any competency in knowing how to run a company so obviously there are many large decisions they should have no role in. But here’s might still be some place for workplace democracy.

[@Thezuule1]

He's managed to turn every conversation about every topic into a rant on trans people..

[@terrystevens3998]

I saw a movie about a guy with a weird mustache once that did the same thing except it was Jewish people he was obsessed with..

[@nerdytechgamer7462]

He's literally obsessed

[@JustinMoralesTheComposer]

Now that he’s working with the Daily Wire, he’s also going after “environmentalists”. Expect more and more of that.

[@christaylor9095]

Grifters gonna grift...

[@kevindonahue2251]

@@terrystevens3998 Incidentally, that weird mustachioed man's political party was also kind of obsessed with trans people.

[@Briggsian]

I love how he's lecturing CEOs for not being more selfish 🤣

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

They are already bad enough. If they had always done what JP suggests the human race would probably be extinct by now.

[@frelonvert6064]

He's a weirdo... so are his acolytes.

[@GillfigGarstang]

It’s very Ayn Rand isn’t it?

[@absolutfreak5012]

I completely lost it at "Think again sunshine!" 🤣

[@deanlowdon8381]

Me too! 😂

[@theRiver_joan]

I had to pause it I couldn’t stop laughing 😂

[@wraynephew6838]

@@theRiver_joan Jordan Peterson even folds his hands in a feminine way when he says "Think again sunshine!"

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

One of his stock expressions. I would tell him...."think again you bloviating fucko."

[@noalowenstein6741]

Think again, woke moralists !!

[@jeffengel2607]

Once more, with feeling - this is the guy lauded by his fans for his patience, empathy, and compassion.

[@hhiippiittyy]

Patience, empathy, and compassion for them.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

I really think that JP is so obsessed with hyper masculinity that he thinks patience empathy and compassion are not desirable traits in men......they are too feminine.

[@LinkRocks]

And intelligence.

[@garrettsmith4034]

That still can't get his shit together.

[@banonKING]

When your fan base is a mini-collection of sociopaths... yeah, this looks like compassion to them.

[@默-c1r]

Daily reminder that Jordan is desperately in need of help but somehow thinks he is qualified to write self-help books.

[@rhysperegrine5100]

It's always the same with these self-help gurus. They usually turn out to be the exact opposite of whatever their neat little secret to human happiness is. Peterson spent years preaching the importance of "order"...while being a secret drug addict whose head explodes anytime anyone mentions the culture war

[@默-c1r]

@@rhysperegrine5100 Exactly!!! Someone so unhappy could never have a special recipe for happiness

[@Deemo202]

Elliot Page’s abs broke this man’s brain. He went from anti-labor to anti-trans outta nowhere.

[@Noooiiiissseee]

He was always anti-trans. He thinks wanting marginalised groups to have rights and not be pushed to the margins of society is a Leftist idea, so he's against it. In reality of course it's just a normal, not piece of shit person attitude to have, but as long as the right stays obsessed with culture war nonsense, its adherents will continue to rally against equality and basic human ideas.

[@fakechuck7659]

His first foray into public life was on the back of confused anti-trans screeds. He's always been like this

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Shoot those abs would break anyone's brain I mean did you see them? Very very nice lol. It's just that it especially broke the lobsters brain. Weak brains can't recover...

[@Deemo202]

@@fakechuck7659 Oh I know that I meant in the video itself lmao

[@noalowenstein6741]

to be fair Elliot Page's abs broke my brain too

[@asparrowwithamachinegun7886]

Jordan Peterson was always bad, but he’s getting worse. Too much apple cider and benzos has ruined his brain.

[@geminierica4077]

I used to get absolutely shredded by his cult following for saying jordan Peterson is just a right wing grifter masquerading as some intellectual who just wants to "pose questions" he's always been dangerous in the way he puts ideas in people's minds even if he doesn't come out and say it as a fact he stokes the fires of these incel types to believe he's their messiah come to save them.. PhD or not he's no expert on 99% of the things he talks about, in fact he's not even well read, and yet they treat him because he's got a doctorate that he must just know all the answers to all things in life period. Nah he's been saying fucked up shit for years.. like the bit about birth control and women wearing lipstick. And the lobster stuff lol. He wants women in the kitchen having babies and men to rule the world and do men's jobs, and LGBTQ people to dissapear or to convert themselves back to "good", and poor people to just stfu.

[@whoopsie890]

I think he's on Adderall or some such drug this time

[@ArchArturo]

Hey! Leave Apple Cider away from this!.

[@TedThomasTT]

he's actually going back to how he was before he was famous

[@tschorsch]

It was apple cider vinegar, he probably administered it by enema.

[@dmerls8571]

"Oppressive super ego" - That describes you Jordan. Such a preacher ultimately just for trickle-down economics and fascist politics.

[@deviouskris3012]

The dumb part is the super ego is the morality centre of your thinking that describes what needs to happen before you satisfy your urges. So he is saying CEOs shouldn’t use the morality and do what they want unchecked. A recipe for disaster. He is failing at 1st year psychology.

[@studywithmir1994]

Also I´m not a Jung guy but his benzo troubles his we´ll see who cancel who, could get something about the shadow, I mean his dreams on maps of meaning or sweet hoooney for any winnie the pooh freudian

[@pavlovsdogman]

I love It when people stand up for the billionaire CEO class! It takes such guts and bravery! Well done Jordan! Once again staunchly defending the top 1 percent!

[@simplesimonhadapie]

why won't someone think about the ceos

[@digbycrankshaft7572]

@@simplesimonhadapie 🤣🤣🤣won't someone please think of the ceos.

[@atraxisdarkstar]

"If they are capable and industrious enough, they will take your place" Right because it's so common for someone to go from an entry level position to being a CEO. It's on you if you can't become a billionaire and hoard the wealth of a small nation!

[@starter0951]

Who else would it be on if you don't succeed.

[@TreyDoe]

@@starter0951 success is subjective and obviously there are many factors that play a part in attaining the net worth of a CEO

[@starter0951]

@@TreyDoe your missing the point, if you don't find happiness who's fault is that.

[@TreyDoe]

@@starter0951 the original comment didn’t mention happiness. He was specifically speaking about becoming a CEO.

[@starter0951]

@@TreyDoe my first comment is directed at Nick's opinion. Success is different for everyone unless you're hunter Biden, nobody is just going to make you the CEO of a fortune 500. Jordan has very good points this show miss understood his listening to employees comment

[@RIP_Greedo]

I'm cracking up at the idea that a CEO would actually watch this and give two shits what Jordan Peterson thinks about business management.

[@pansepot1490]

Imo you overrate CEOs.

[@Thezuule1]

They're better off listening to the stock boy..

[@samuelbekele3601]

JP recently asked Shia/Sunni/Jews/Christians to become penpals, make peace, and unite under GAWD (the main thing they're fighting over) so they can focus on the post modernists. This benzos freak is delusional XD Beyond parody

[@radnukespeoplesminds]

Petersons tirade was aimed at right wing stock boys dreaming of being a CEO

[@JerehmiaBoaz]

Any self respecting CEO would pee over Jordan's shoes after a speech like that.

[@charlieparkmusic]

Has it never occurred to him that corporations don't care about transgender/lgbtq people they just cater to them because that's a population of people that they can make money off of i.e. consumers ?

[@cloudbusting_]

It hasn't because he's either stupid or intellectually dishonest, but yes this is the basic principle of co-opting counterculture for capitalist-consumerist ends.

[@deanlowdon8381]

I’ve been saying this for a while. All these corporations care about is making profits. If virtue signalling to select groups helps that, then that’s what they’ll do.

[@Derchlands]

Exactly, being decent to groups of people have won in the market place of ideas.

[@TwoForFlinchin1]

@@deanlowdon8381 cough cough American flag merch everywhere

[@philwill0123]

Companies care about the "pink pound", because individuals who had lifestyles that didn't include children had more disposable income. That's been the same with "DINKies" (dual income no kids). Why wouldn't companies hire and sell to people who are lgbtq? People like petersen hate people catering to the masses, but love companies making decisions against people based on their gender and who they want to sleep with....

[@paulkossak7761]

He's become a parody of himself. Well done sunshine 🌞

[@rsr789]

He always was. I'm always saddened, that he hasn't been by a car yet and is now not fertilizing soil.

[@PizzaPastaCat]

If I ever took anything Jordan Peterson ever said seriously I would die of embarrassment.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

same

[@docmalthus]

I like the way Peterson bares his teeth when he's trying to sound tough, sort of like a frightened toy poodle.

[@TheCarouselCowboy]

Grrrrr!!! 🐩🐸🐩 haha!

[@thunderpooch]

His teeth are in need of better management.

[@xEnder515]

I was half expecting him to explode into tears

[@frelonvert6064]

@@thunderpooch Agree, I thought that watching this video... couldn't he have tapped the Kremlin to pay to straighten his nashers before he had to leave Russia?

[@dr.professor5229]

It's literal ape behavior. "I'm intimidating! Grr!"

[@livelongandtroll9108]

The dude went from professor to Self-help guru to youth pastor to Emperor Palpatine. Quite a big leap, sunshine.

[@echolocationn]

He's gotta go after the Reich Wing money.

[@tr7b410]

Nobody greases the wheels for capitalism more than a made member of the intellectual elite. Even AL Gore the climate crisis whistle blower sat on green energy boards that advocated the use of biomass-burning trees as an energy source. He went from being worth 2 million to 300 million dollars,see documentary ;Planet of the Humans.

[@jamesmason7979]

Jordan Peterson really is slowly morphing into Emperor Palpatine. He even has similar mannerisms. He just needs more bass in his voice.

[@trappedinamerica7740]

If Palpatine was happy with just grifting sad little boys on the internet.

[@Derchlands]

@@trappedinamerica7740 incels and storm troopers are not that different, neither can hit thier targets

[@KK-qm1mr]

Peterson would have the galaxy's only droopy lightsaber.

[@jamesmason7979]

@@KK-qm1mr 🤣🤣🤣

[@michael8684]

So be it……….. sunshine

[@elephantman2112]

The idea that stock boys can work "work their way up" to being CEO is laughable.

[@MrGrass97]

It’s the myth that helps keep the system together

[@gagaplex]

It's so absurd to me that the red meat only, medical coma, cider doom, drug addicted, lobster loving, squinty and haggard man is who I'm supposed to listen to regarding a well-structured life.

[@SimRacing604]

He’s truly the living embodiment of “man yells at cloud” at this point

[@nrein89]

CEOs: Maybe I should listen to the concerns of the people who are the immediate face of my company... Peterson: Think again, sunshine! CEOs: ... Dafuq

[@Muykle]

it is great to have people working for you that hate your guts on a personal level. The'll never undermine you.

[@johnnnyjr8936]

@@Muykle Maybe it's my neurodivergence but I'm assuming that was sarcasm? o_O

[@videogamenostalgia]

As a business owner there’s nothing better than telling your young talent that you have never changed your opinions or learned anything new in the last 40 years, and that you are ideologically committed to make your company a bad place due to your feelings of spite towards a largely imaginary class of people. It’s guaranteed to inspire them to stay with you, and will help your business last a long time.

[@Muykle]

@@johnnnyjr8936 yes. Generally it is good to be nice to people because they can do stuff to you.

[@robertlargura8]

That would make sense but think again sunshine

[@ubahfly5409]

Hellla Church Lady vibes. "And who's behind this Alphabet Brigade? Could it be mmm...SATAN !"

[@terrystevens3998]

Bolshevism?? Perhaps

[@tschorsch]

@@terrystevens3998 you're even more gone than Peterson

[@terrystevens3998]

@@tschorsch picking up on irony isn’t your strength

[@J5L5M6]

Hahahhhaha, nice reference.

[@ufcivil]

"Stop listening to the people that actually do all the work, the workers don't know anything. Lets be real, are they even people?" - JP probably

[@wendigomoon]

Was JP passing a kidney stone during this monologue -- those faces he made omg

[@amyh3873]

That's just the cord up his butt controlled by his new boss Ben Shapiro

[@tschorsch]

He was birthing a gerbil and an ipod.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

@@tschorsch A gerbil ? poor tiddlywinks.

[@EddyBombay]

He's been trying to get the monkey off his back for 3 years it seems

[@i.ehrenfest349]

Yes, simply too much.

[@jbdxiii]

JP is now a full fledged Bond villain. I expect he'll have a SPECTRE logo in the background in his next video.

[@blahblah-mh3nw]

007: License to Cancel

[@NewSocialistEraVideos]

@@blahblah-mh3nw Cancelmember

[@Thezuule1]

@@NewSocialistEraVideos winner.

[@choronos]

I'm pretty sure most people think I'm just a weirdo when I talk about this, but I'm personally convinced that Peterson actually _is_ essentially a Bond villain, unironically. The way he laser-targets disenfranchised young men (the far right's favorite demographic) with fascistic rhetoric really rings alarm bells in my head. I think all of the media circus surrounding his induced coma in Russia and his alleged benzo addiction, along with all of the public meltdowns and the "I'm constantly on the verge of tears" quality in his voice recently are all essentially staged or at least grossly exaggerated- as a strategy to humanize himself with his fans, and give them and himself ammunition to paint his detractors as spiteful and mean for criticizing his suitability as a role model. I think he's deliberately laying a foundation of right wing politics in young minds so that they'll be easier to recruit as soldiers for the far Right in the near future. Who is he doing this for? I don't know, perhaps the fossil fuel billionaires he just signed a huge deal with at the Daily Wire. To me, it looks like he's roping them in with his self-help, motivational stuff, and then when they start looking into his other work (lectures, debates, youtube videos), they get exposed to fascistic rhetoric. Peterson has gone full mask off lately, but back in 2016-2019, he was couching fascism in his rhetoric much more subtly than he is now. He'd do it in such a way that the listener would naturally develop far right political opinions based on taking the arguments he presented to their logical conclusions (without bothering to fact check anything, of course). I won't go into all of my support for this argument, I'll just copy/paste an Instagram post from Peterson that I think illustrates my point pretty perfectly: "Everyone says, “Well, you should be harmless, virtuous, you shouldn’t do anyone any harm, you should sheath your competitive instinct. You shouldn’t try to win. You don’t want to be too aggressive. You don’t want to be too assertive.”⁣ ⁣ No. Wrong. You should be a monster, an absolute monster, and then you should learn how to control it.⁣ ⁣ “It’s better to be a warrior in a garden than a gardener in a war.”⁣" - Jordan Peterson

[@agentham]

Live And Let Cry.

[@RIP_Greedo]

What a convincing set. There's nothing quite so rustic and masculine as a summer camp cafeteria looking "cabin" interior with a stack of firewood AND a hastily assembled and staged ikea KALLAX shelving unit.

[@luna-p]

That's exactly what I was thinking! 🤣🤣🤣

[@GillfigGarstang]

I love you for calling out the specific IKEA product line.

[@Kraluth]

"Nobody wants to work." Also, "Don't listen to your workers, you're above them."

[@AlphaCentCom]

A great take.

[@philipvipond2669]

"Didn't you earn it?" YEAH! I *earned* my inheritance! I didn't see anyone else sucking up to Dad, that was all *ME!*

[@alistair_maldacena]

Everybody's peterson impression is always amazing. No matter who's doing it. It's always right as long as they give it like 1% effort.

[@0oidiedinatimemachineo024]

yeah no matter who does a peterson impression its funny. I actually like the really over the top absurd impressions some people do of him lol

[@Feefa99]

I just hope Sam's voice doesn't mutate to permanent voice of JP, he would sound like teenager with explosive hormones xD

[@ohjein]

JP interacted too much with college kids, he thinks the "strict daddy" tone also works on adults...

[@hhiippiittyy]

Watching this I felt like I was spying on someone's kink.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

@@hhiippiittyy great one 🤣🤣🤣

[@frelonvert6064]

Think again sunshine!!!!!!!

[@brianbeattie3305]

Strict daddy does not work on college students, maybe Jr high

[@paulsmart4672]

But yeah, he's like the shitty manager who's been at it for a bit and mostly dealing with teenagers at their first job... Raising his voice at an adult and confused and upset because they're not impressed.

[@hunterlurvey698]

His brain has definitely melted at this point. It seems his time as an addict has caught up with him

[@ducdao1679]

Holy shit I used to listen to this dude. I read his first book. He wasn’t always like this. But it’s pretty clear he lost his damn mind a long time ago. “Stop listening to your workers” isn’t something I would have expected and is counterproductive.

[@ubahfly5409]

? Bro what? Maps of Meaning is batshit insanity. A peek into the disordered mind of a budding schizophrenic.

[@terrystevens3998]

It isn’t counter productive if your goal is to convince all wealthy white male CEOs that they are entitled to restructure the company to run like an episode of Mad Men

[@LeeH688]

He has always been like this. He just used to hide the ball and give himself plausible deniability with bullshit disclaimers before his tirades. The left has been saying exactly who Peterson was since the start. Same with Sam Harris, the Weinsteins and all the other “classical liberals”.

[@Chimponaut]

He was always like this, but given the political landscape in the US now he no longer needs to hide his real agenda.

[@starter0951]

He actually said stop pretending to listen

[@Argumemnon]

Why does anyone seek this guy's advice? He's not a specialist of any of those things.

[@somethingsinlife5600]

The right wing sees him as their Gandalf.

[@majuli8420]

Hey he's got a tweed jacket! How dare you!

[@Specter5053]

Being a psychologist means that you are trained to manipulate people's thoughts and emotions. Mostly they try to do it for a good outcome, like help you gain control of your anger or help you get passed trauma, same way surgeons cut into people's bodies to try to repair or remove damaged organs. Jordan doesn't give a shit about helping people. He wants money and power. So ya he's going to use his ability to manipulate people's thoughts and emotions to help himself. That's what makes him a villain.

[@geminierica4077]

He fancies himself a highly educational mentor lol. But as it's been accurately pointed out he's a dumb persons idea of a smart person .. he somehow got a PhD so he must be able to do school but damn he really goes into territory where he has zero knowledge. Especially his whole Rant about the "climate" on joe Rogan ..

[@keitha4768]

@@somethingsinlife5600 After his raging benzodiazepine addiction, he's become Peterson the White

[@curtisrobinson9696]

must we give him the time of day? His self help books always had the message "how to be a pr*ck and feel moral about it anyway"

[@luna-p]

He makes my stomach churn but it's so goddamn funny

[@Quanic2000]

I think JP himself needs to see a therapist. The guy is just unhinged.

[@kelseastar950]

Someone sind him a promo code for better help.

[@Villaintrigue]

Peterson is like if Winnie the Pooh decided to become a holiday movie villain with half the motivation and triple the gusto.

[@HannibalOrJustRex]

Some people think he's one of the great living minds alive today, and most of those people are Jordan Peterson.

[@theymademepickaname1248]

Most or all?

[@rsr789]

@@theymademepickaname1248 Most. Unfortunately, he has followers... if only they would actually drink poisoned kool-aid.

[@videogamenostalgia]

This isn’t a message for “CEOs”, this is a message for ageing small business tyrants with maybe one or two teenage employees who run niche companies in the suburbs. Most CEOs of big companies would rightly recognise that this man sounds insane and would be insulted at even being subjected to his condescending ramblings. They also recognise that millennials and Gen Z want equitable workplaces, and if you run your business like a bigoted boomer then all your young talent will simply go elsewhere.

[@thunderpooch]

Bingo. Many small business owners are delusional creeps.

[@k3n0ju]

100% this is for sole proprietors who have "Founder, President, and CEO" printed on their business cards, 1099 contractors who call themselves "business owners", and Porsche-driving franchisees who claim "no one wants to work anymore".

[@frelonvert6064]

Meh, in the coming automation crisis where 90% of all jobs will disappear and be replaced by machines... Peter's-son is diong a service by making anybody who follows him or listens to anything he says completely unemployable... including small business tyrants.

[@frelonvert6064]

@@thunderpooch Not outside the US. But that is true of all things.

[@obidamnkenobi]

as chapo call them: the small business fascists.

[@Argumemnon]

Emma's sweet voice is actually lower than Peterson's.

[@RexxyRobin]

Peterson has the vibes of a drunk trying to argue with another drunk at the bar, over a topic that nobody even wanted to talk about.

[@latinflavio]

So, JP thinks that the 'stock' boys after some years will make their way up and become CEOs? And that the current CEOs worked their way up and earned their position? Like.. in a fair world.. Well.. that is not exactly the way it works in real life JP. Because of course, JP knows a lot about what it is to be a corporate and productive leader.

[@MelkorPT]

You need the fortitude and the determination to come out of a rich vagina.

[@jeffengel2607]

Mere empirical reality is less true than the fundamental myths that structure reality according to Peterson.

[@deviouskris3012]

@@jeffengel2607 JP endorses lying to yourself. It’s all about the narrative to tell yourself and not the truth.

[@mythicsin3083]

I actually like to watch him now because he never fails to entertain…I mean if you’re into the barking at the moon types.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

When he was barking about some bullshit in someone's kitchen, he made their golden retriever guard his food dish and growl. They said they had never heard their dog growl in all the years they had him.

[@rachelandersen7226]

Sam! My young daughter is cracking up at your impression of Jordan!!! We love it! Lol. He’s such a phony!

[@IntelligentAj1]

Sam's Peterson imitation makes me laugh every single time I hear it

[@geminierica4077]

Lol he sounds more like Peterson at this point than Peterson does lol.

[@nickthompson1812]

He’s gotten damn good at it. He could do cameos.

[@sifunmon]

its great. his trump impression is even better

[@JustinsDVDandVHSOpenings2015]

It's basically Jordan Peterson as though he actually understood irony.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

He sounds like a lady version of mr magoo lololol

[@gagaplex]

"Oppressive super-ego" == "You still have a conscience? You sometimes feel bad for your actions? Stop doing that! Be a proper sociopath!"

[@jonhamilton5789]

It will never cease to amaze me that there are people in this world that actually believe Peterson is an intellectual.

[@SA-mo3hq]

I support Petey's advice that CEOs should piss off their stockholders. More CEOs getting fired is a good thing.

[@thenewcenter8848]

Edgy 4chan trolls hear this and think "pure genius."

[@andreasvedeler80]

Jordan Peterson is the first ever successful human to anime trans person

[@Lulzipops91]

Its that apple juice. I once walked past an open container. Did not sleep for a year!

[@terrystevens3998]

Like a cop to fentanyl the shit gets air born and BAM

[@goddessofwar94]

I hear apple cider is even more dangerous!

[@Noisy_Cricket]

The caller at the end was perfect. I almost burst out laughing at work lol

[@birdworldist]

Sunshine ☀️

[@jjstraka1982]

They may not be able to admit it out loud, but I'm 100% certain some of his fans are now thinking in their own head "wow, I really made a mistake on this guy".

[@carlosjuliop]

One would hope.

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

If so there is hope for humanity.

[@anmolt3840051]

They are actually

[@philwill0123]

Problem is, the 10% who go "Nah, I'm leaving this dumpster fire" is replaced by new people who think he's speaking the truth. He hasn't run out of potential cult members yet.

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

Well... The sad lobster is less popular today than when his stupid book launched soo... Yeah lol.

[@wesleyackerman8211]

I'm a huge CEO and I had no idea how to deal with this woke bullshit until I did my daily routine of watching a weird old man's KZbin channel. Thanks Jankerton Perterman, you are a smart lady.

[@vicariousfool]

"Follow your conscience." "If your conscience is acting up, change your morals." -Modern Philosopher

[@EddyBombay]

Elliot Page: born without male parts but still swinging them hard enough to ruin JBP's brain

[@Sombriage]

"Stockboy Sunshine" was reported to be Karen Peterson's greatest hits of 2022.

[@eriklunden5218]

That call in had me in tears. Great stuff.

[@noireisbest6786]

Yea, this whole video was gold, that call pushed it over the edge into amazing though.

[@SillyTube9]

I’m so getting t-shirts made with “Think Again, Sunshine” on them.

[@maestercraig3990]

Jordan Peterson, the internet narcissist: "I let a big fart rip & shat my pants" Right Wingers: "Brilliant!!!!" 👏👏👏

[@bitey-facepuppyguy2038]

That one is almost as popular as his "my cat's breath smells like cat food".

[@tr7b410]

Holy leaping frog balls that a good analogy.

[@buckchile614]

"Be proud that you have skeletons in your closet, and just hope that they don't puncture the blow up dolls that are positioned inappropriately beside them. Carry on!"

[@adamsboringvids]

This sounds like a spree killer’s manifesto.

[@thomashassall96]

Think again sunshine 😂

[@thunderpooch]

I hope he starts with himself.

[@majuli8420]

Kermit is going through a rough time.

[@adamsboringvids]

@@majuli8420 piggy got everything in the divorce.

[@jeremybuxman7555]

It's like a racist fortune cookie printer somehow possessed a muppet. Also, thank god someone finally stood up to all the CEO's thinking about going to communism...

[@aheroictaxidriver3180]

Under-rated comment.

[@cineastik8220]

That call was just legendary!!!😂😂

[@jermsbestfriend9296]

HISSSSS!!!!! SMITHERS!!!!! RELEASE THE HOUNDS!!!!!!

[@granudisimo]

Holly shit I just got an ad for Mat Walsh's stupid movie, they surely have bought all the ad space, for they are desperate. Also, yeah, of course he's against unions, there aren't unions in nature so that makes them a sin.

[@kennypowers8114]

😂

[@Im_Ain_Ani_Li_Mi_Li]

Peterson's confidence is exhausting.

[@douglasmennella4525]

Why does JP always sound like he’s reading a letter home from the Civil War?

[@MrWyzdum]

Emma as JP: "Say hello to my little friend." LMAO!

[@Ichabod_Jericho]

This dude wrecked his brain with benzos and is trying to repair the damage with Adderall and not eating salads. All while telling himself he’s smarter than most.

[@apollo.c.vermouth5672]

Having done middle-management jobs under executives ranging from billionaire venture-capitalists to actual communists, I can confirm that stockroom staff don't browbeat CEOs anywhere other than in Peterson's head. Does anyone know if Peterson has ever held down a job outside of academia, by the way....?

[@alyse5222]

He's completely lost it.

[@Zatzzo]

I'm surprised JP didn't cry this time.

[@obidamnkenobi]

WTF is the "faux communist pretense" he's talking about?? Who are the "communist" CEOs out there?

[@Ianpact]

Thank you, Sam, Emma, and TMR crew.

[@crithon]

"mob at your door" and "stock boy sitting in your chair." lol, this fantasy need to be elaborated further. Even at best we may get an Ayn Rand style narrative, but we would end up with some Faith Based film production with Kevin Sorbo.

[@LilySaintSin]

Why are some people so against Unions? So many rights we all take for granted have been hard won by Unions.

[@Eon-Blue]

Ah yes, Jordan Peterson. Master of word salad.

[@hhiippiittyy]

I think I'll have the soup. Thank you.

[@starter0951]

I think the white house has that title. Depending on today's definition.

[@DMO-DMO-DMO]

@@starter0951 houses don't talk

[@starter0951]

@@DMO-DMO-DMO neither do aborted children. Who knew common ground with a leftist would be so easy to find.

[@shushuyu]

Darth Sunshine trying to persuade Emma to turn to the darkside...most would turn for glory, money, POWER...for this case..it's espresso.

[@jeremyclarksonfragrance]

I liked Matt's comparison, kinda half FDR / half Swami

[@frelonvert6064]

Darth Sunshine wears a Zoot-suit of power-armour...

[@shortymccutlery8919]

Daily Wire has really given him the clout to not bother caring about hiding his agenda behind being an academic.

[@Mitchthemysteryman]

As a Jordan Peterson, I've thunk again, sunshine. I thought too bright and I went blind.

[@robertstitches9517]

My God Sam going full Peterson is one of my new Joy's, "Stop wearing the dress!"

[@hectorhall82]

Each time Sam impersonated Peterson I was dying!

[@atticstattic]

Emma's disdain for JP sustains me in my hour of need....

[@AaronJL]

The medically induced coma he was put in really did a number on his mind. 😆

[@tschorsch]

He's actually still in it.

[@willrowell6647]

Sam has the best JP impression ever 😂😂😂

[@faerykat]

I love Sam's impression of Jordan. He sounds like a member of Monty Python in character as an old woman.

[@127rge]

I thought the same thing,,except Mrs. Doubtfire 🤣

[@skeletontoes7692]

Not the best JP impression I've heard, but undeniably hilarious. It gets funnier the more I listen.

[@rhysperegrine5100]

[Adopts Monty Peterson voice] "I'm not the messiah. I'm a very naughty boy"

[@faerykat]

@@rhysperegrine5100 Pining for the Fiords?!

[@bkucenski]

Everything that Jordan Peterson says that isn't completely stupid, comes from someone else. "Purpose comes from Responsibility" for example comes from "Man's Search for Meaning." He's just a loony toon that reads a few books to say a few things to sound intelligent hoping it will act as credibility for the insanely stupid things he says.

[@hhiippiittyy]

How many books do you think his average fan has read? For a few I bet his book was the first.

[@Not_that_Brian_Jones]

Lol, right after Sam says in his JP voice, "I'm just interested in authoritarianism", I get a freaking DeSantis ad. Almost as if on cue.

[@DarkPuppy9]

He's great at showing us he's never had a job outside academics and grifting

[@TURTL05]

Marvel needs to have Red Skull say “think again sunshine” in his next appearance

[@luna-p]

AAAHAHAH

[@remistarlight8485]

Emma does the best JP impression 😂

[@AlexKimTO]

Jordan Peterson is crazy.