Elon vs Zuck, Cults, Zombies & More - Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar Set - Stand Up Comedy

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[@FlyGravitas]

It's pretty awesome watching Josh Johnson over the last few years develop his style and confidence.

[@jjjjjjjjkigghh8662]

Yes! I believe he’s going to be a household name

[@L0ve1tRetr0]

This man could be the death of edgy/dark humour. A very wholesome, funny dude who doesn't need the crutch of shock humour. That's getting rare. For all the reaction videos we get, I've never seen a comedian reacting to the news... If Josh did that as a weekly show, I think it would be brilliant!

[@tzadik.]

Yes, The hair growth IS immaculate

[@FlyGravitas]

@@L0ve1tRetr0 I'm pretty sure he does that on his podcast.

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

...And hair

[@elizabethchase6317]

Josh Johnson is the example for the difference between someone who has some good comedy material and someone who is absolutely born to be a comedian.

[@Lora-G]

EXACTLY❣️Well said😉

[@bambolou]

Very well said

[@ginabee1212]

I like how he smiles and kinda laughs at his own jokes, but it's real because he is genuinely amused.

[@LadyBrett22]

You ever listen to his podcast with Dulce? When she says crazy stuff and he starts laughing so hard he can barely breathe, I absolutely lose it.

[@ginabee1212]

@@LadyBrett22 I haven't seen that, but I'll have to check it out. Thanks!

[@jamesparker7016]

Him trying to keep it together while knowing how funny his observations are is one of my favorite parts of his stand up😂

[@jessgillis4103]

Yeah right?? I like his style

[@henriettakanya8605]

I hope Josh gets million dollar specials soon. He deserves it. He's grinded for years and never skips a beat.

[@Gymthingz]

Still not that funny

[@moringaottawa]

he's funny af period! 1:53

[@margueritemassingaloembe925]

Nnn nnn

[@coles6332]

@@Gymthingzyou’re smokin crack. He’s one of the best new heads

[@topdogvids]

​moringaotta

[@honestytheory7529]

"I need the bread. They not fightin' me" 😂 Grandma is the rillest🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾

[@myraineydaze]

That guy in the background is killing me! HA HA HA I’ve never heard a laugh that actually sounds like the word. HA! 💀 🤣

[@Hello_11345]

So annoying! Like fake, yell-laughing! He trying so hard to laugh!

[@coryanntopanga]

I had a psychiatrist that laughed like that. It used to make me happy hearing him laugh an actual HA. 😂 He was genuinely laughing, too. He'd throw his head back and even his eyes would smile. It was great! Lol

[@cocopup8443]

😂😂😂😂

[@zombie_snax]

I will pay for Netflix when they give this man his special.

[@moringaottawa]

i will support this not sure I want it to be Netflix but I'd definitely watch whatever where ever he is except OF 2:56

[@belladonnarose5671]

He’s on peacock

[@ronaldmolokwu]

Straight up

[@a.b.creator]

I'm so glad to hear I'm not the only one who chooses to not subscribe to netflix. Idk who of you subscribed in their very first year, but I was on the phone with customer service nine times before I decided to never ever subscribe to netflix again. That first year was BAD. I don't need that, KZbin is set up better and has more choices anyway.

[@megmaul3123]

Same

[@djb1ge]

Bro, "2waye" is WILD 💀💀

[@charlessanders-wb3xq]

wholetime I never realized how Maury has been bodying roll call! 😂😂😂😂

[@Sicaughtik]

I love the evolution of Josh from "guy you meet in kinkos," to "guy the dudes on the corner hang out with because his mom does their taxes."

[@benjaminjameskreger]

those are the same guy.

[@TCt83067695]

That's awfully specific 😂

[@stormybil]

Oddly specific 😅😅💀

[@Soda_Pus]

PPL KICK IT WITH OTHER PPL BECAUSE THIER MOM DOES THIER TAXES??? THAT'S A THING?

[@Psilocin-City]

@@Soda_Pussometimes

[@abom_ng9963]

Josh you’ve definitely cemented yourself as a pillar of the comedy community 👌🏽

[@beewiz42]

Dude is fucking hilarious!! I share him with alot of my closest friends!!!

[@abom_ng9963]

@live_laugh_loath no your mom !

[@andromedaplease]

Zuc and Elon slapboxing would be hilarious

[@plntycash]

Zuckerberg will kick elons ass dude just competed in a mma tournament

[@marshall8787]

@@plntycash Easy when you're a cyborg....

[@Bman32x]

@@marshall8787AI learning program on point. Zuck took the Matrix way too seriously

[@KimmieArgyshev]

Elon was almost beaten to death by bullies when he was young. There is an interview where he talks about it briefly. He also had a very abusive father who hit his mom.

[@kathleenyes-cp2uf]

Their color should be called “colonizer” Had to replay make sure I caught that!

[@D415h4n34]

If you ever get to see him in your city, GO. And if you haven't checked out either of his podcasts, you're missing hilarity and nonsense😂🔥

[@shirin9452]

He has a podcast!? 😍

[@MrLightlike78]

Yo whoa whoa... Podcast!!!

[@Daisy30y03]

I have Spotify, buuut I definitely wanna see him in person😊

[@anthonystafford8099]

Freshest material, so much talent, so glad I found this comedian. Keep up the awesome work!

[@bubblestheterrible]

“Your cult can’t even move a pool table!” Man, this man is brilliant

[@joshk.6246]

Josh reminds me of Chappelle in that he can tell a story so naturally and turn it into comedy. Josh's style is his own and its just great.

[@Psilocin-City]

Definitely has a bit of Chappell in him too

[@Balrog4242]

Getting somebody's name right is an easy way to show respect. Amazing how many people don't do it :D

[@kay-collins]

Exactly. I HATE when people act like names are just soooo hard to pronounce. I could understand between different languages & if you can’t read it but you ASK in that case, you don’t just butcher tf out of the name without asking first & just be like “oh well” & if for some reason you can’t ask first before saying the name then you explain you weren’t able to ask for whatever reason & apologize beforehand before attempting to read it. The fact is tho, the majority of people who don’t do these things literally don’t care & even think it’s funny to get certain peoples names wrong sometimes & doing just the most over the top bs when pretending to try to pronounce a name, because they’re purposefully trying to disrespect.

[@ohshanana2397]

Yeah. When I meet someone and they say they’re name. I always try to say it right. I’ll even ask what language it’s from. I myself have a long name and I know what it’s like for people to say “can I just call you phoebe instead” that just shows lack of respect

[@Balrog4242]

@@kay-collins When I really really want to slam em down I immediately break in with "Oh... it's pronounced 'X'... you know, like 'Y'," in a super polite voice. Now no matter what they say next, unless it's an apology, they look like a complete idiot. And if they're dumb enough to say "Well I can't say it!" The followup is "You can't say Y?" With even bigger innocent eyes. Although they better really deserve it or you look like the bully for slapping them around with with your smooth innocent brain :D

[@zenleeparadise]

People come up with all kinds of nicknames for me instead of just calling me by my name and it's like dude my name is three letters it's not that hard

[@kay-collins]

@@Balrog4242 Yepp! I ALWAYS say “it’s said just like this word, _____” bc you’re exactly right.... they CANT pretend they can’t say it then & if they do then you know it’s meant as disrespect!

[@Rochelle118]

"Men turn every app into a dating app" I got asked out on Mercari 😂

[@jf7098]

Seeing new material from him is a treat

[@dr.braxygilkeycruises1460]

The ONLY good thing about this Writer's Strike (and I hope they get EVERYTHING they ask for!!!), is that Josh has more time to do his amazing comedy and then share it with us!! 🤣🥰🤗

[@TCt83067695]

Solidarity with the workers ✊🏾 And yeah Josh is awesome, strike or no strike, we here for his comedic stylings

[@akiraishin7141]

Who cares? If they wrote anything worth watching they wouldn't need to strike

[@AL-cg4vb]

​@@akiraishin7141 tell me you support slave labor without telling me

[@gohansdoingwell.2353]

way to miss the point, @@akiraishin7141 .

[@jonahblock]

But they wrote almost anything you have watched

[@carlaaxelson6338]

Josh is hilarious, clean jokes, always new material, he’s up on current events, he’s kinds, and respectful. He deserves everything good

[@LtNduati]

Wow, now that's how you tell a joke/story, like that was a convo, a coming of age story, intersectionality critique, and a funny ass story told in such a well layered way.

[@christopheredding-ruiz201]

He's on his way to becoming a legendary comic. He has something special.

[@wanderlust1249]

Literally had a guy try to get my number while dropping off his order lol and he was on house arrest 😅😩

[@MikeSims-i4x]

Dude has a weird style but I love it lol it’s like a shy confidence

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

"I don't know what an amputee is, but..." 😂😂

[@richkraft2787]

I truly believe Josh Johnson is slowly but surely and steadily becoming the greatest comedian of all time imo

[@ABum-nc7sb]

I'm sitting here crying I mean ugly face crying with laughter the story about the two people in the wheelchairs fighting, only brought me back to the time my dad had to go to physical rehab and he was in a wheelchair fighting with another guy in a wheelchair and the fact that I used to stay up late at night and I was up one when I was young watching the black and white zombie movie one night just brought back so many memories the (Original)Night of the Living Dead😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@kimbeckwith587]

He's so talented. Thanks for making me laugh. I love how you tell stories and don't rely on the f-bomb in every joke to be funny.

[@dc2guy2]

12:50 - "just.. all of us really" he needs to be an actor if he isn't already. he mimiced him with such sincerity 😅

[@americanpancakelive]

the grocery story just fucking killed me, I am dead now

[@aaronropers-huilman660]

... but you're still talking... ZOMBIEEEEEEEEEE!!!

[@DaBaSoftware]

That blood from stone comment was beautiful comedic timing, crowd work, and recovery. Good lord 👏👏

[@somniferrous]

his recovery on that crowd giving him NOTHING on that crowdwork was phenomenal ngl hope to see him do it more, he's got a very natural cadence that lends itself well to it

[@SpooksMcGhie]

Wow this guy cranking out topical bits like a machine

[@TheBasher-_-]

If Elon and Mark fight, i have money Mark ends up biting Elon 😂

[@MrAstonmartin996]

Are you sure? That dude is be doing MMA for years now

[@fireinateacup89]

It's not often you find a solid comedian who also clearly has a good heart. ❤

[@keithwhitson]

❤

[@theodorebookeriv6917]

The Maury bit was top tier. 😂😂😂

[@POTATOEMPN]

All jokes aside, apparently Mark Zucks actually practices Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu. And seems pretty good lol And he is part lizard, he's going to move too fast for marshmallow boy LOL that killed me, it's now cannon that Elon Musk bleeds marshmallow fluff

[@annettespradlin4945]

Brazilian Ju-Jistu is pretty crazy.

[@annettespradlin4945]

I think being at least part lizard is a requirement.

[@tebogomashishi1671]

I need the bread, they're not fighting me😂

[@sweetpea775]

Brooo u are one of my all time favorite comedians thank you for killing us with laughter 🫡🫡😂🤣😂🤣😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼❤️❤️😍😍😍😍😍😍😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@FrankCosbyNo-Relation]

Too many emojis, you're probably gonna get a scam reply lol

[@Luck-r9l]

All good jokes, but that last one really brought it home. Great work dude, please share more!

[@RylaDuska]

“No knuckles, just slaps-“ 💀😂

[@captainjacobkeyes6733]

Josh you’re hilarious don’t stop posting!

[@luckily_13]

Lol what he said about maury never getting the names wrong is hilarious. Maury for the people bruh 🤣

[@chkmte1304]

What's wild is that Zuckerberg is an actual martial artist so Elon would get worked 😂

[@benjaminjameskreger]

Elon's mommy won't let it happen. :'(

[@khh7231]

isn't zuck also a fencer

[@unavela]

An "actual martial artist" is a strong word man, he's been training for a bit but c'mon

[@natsusatsujinki8342]

Elon from Africa though.

[@BrightAmbition]

Elon is a white man from Africa. There is nothing hard about him. If you looked up colonizer in the dictionary Elon Musk's face pops up and even Christopher Columbus facepalms to this. Elon Musk got money from being a modern day slave worker. His whole family is like that.

[@jopinscott1777]

Now somebody's gonna name their kid 2wayne...thanks for that.😂

[@vsen7]

I like that how he is so calm, not overly excited, just talking in way when you hang out with your friends, and all of a sudden he is like Zombieeeeee!! And let's not forget that scream.. Everytime someone screams I will remember the dog 2:07

[@cjsdizzy]

Dude is so consistently funny

[@AdamAdkison]

start to end, real comedy right here. even chatting with the audience. Can't wait for more.

[@tealeafonthewind]

i saw him open for trevor noah a few month back. His deal or no deal bit had me doubled over. Man has talent.

[@nishidohellhillsruler6731]

Dude! My first ever zombie movie was "Return of the Night of the Living Dead, Part II", a Sunday at 3:00 pm on "Cine Millonario". 3 freaking PM! I was 7! And I have been preparing for the zombie apocalypse ever since, Haha!

[@conchitacaparroz]

you're from venezuela, right? "porrr venevisioooon"

[@KuLaidTheeEntertainer]

He must ain't know Zuck been training

[@crazykhespar8487]

Zucc may succ but he may fucc Elon upp

[@Saezimmerman]

Elon & Zuck make me look tan, and I have to put on SPF 30 to water the plants. However, if they do fight, I’m conflicted between quarterstaffs and an old fashioned Jerry Springer fight with folding chairs.

[@lorihagen8949]

Come on, Netflix! This guy is fire!

[@shaiquimckesson3675]

I feel that it was a bomb threat at the mall & im with my GMA we tryna run she walking like no hurry she say “if it’s my time then it’s my time I’m not running” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 my grandma is gangsta asf

[@fragout9575]

They need to bring back Celebrity Death Match!!! Claymation and all!!!

[@michelecherek5392]

That would be 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥!!

[@laurelsilberman5705]

😂”He said it with his full chest!”

[@jjjjjjjjkigghh8662]

Love Josh Johnson!

[@NorroTaku]

damn he packed that 15 min so full of goodness! usually its nothing but padding at these events but this gentleman only spitting real shit

[@gonzotown9438]

I'm amazed at how much good material this guy has. He has enough for multiple specials at this point

[@BartlebyTheEngineer]

Squidward is in the audience

[@Hello_11345]

Right!? 😂 I wanted to slap that dude! Annoyingly loud fake laugh at every single thing Josh said! If he was there with friends they were all slowing pushing their chairs away from him, lol! If he there w a girl: she is super annoyed and telling him to stop yell-laughing!

[@modemmack]

I've just had a hernia surgery. It's unfair that I have to stop watching this or risk injury.😂

[@So.avant.garde1]

Dude is funny & beautiful! He’s like everything everywhere all at once! 😭😂

[@maegnificant]

Zuckerberg is a jiu-jitsu third degree black belt my son

[@saborokichannel4946]

I have been watching your videos every morning - to get my life together lol - I am from.the UK and I WISH more doctors prescribed laughter over medication.

[@nii_amart]

Zuckerberg was actually training for the fight and worked on his fitness. Elon didn't train at all and called the fight off. lol

[@thisisit333]

One of my favorite comedians. He’s a natural! 😂😂

[@zizinnnn]

you got it very together ❤ keep going, Josh!🎉

[@kinsmed]

MUCH better, Josh. And working the crowd. When they had nothing to give. And you still spun gold. Welcome back, Josh. Subscribed.

[@carstarsarstenstesenn]

Do I hear Squidward in the crowd?

[@benjaminjameskreger]

Hah ha ha ha hahhhhhhhhh

[@Hello_11345]

Dude ruined the whole vibe of the video and I’m sure the entire show. Josh up there thinking how to stop being funny so dude won’t laugh!

[@numoru]

No, you will not transition to a AOL joke after a tiny submersible with them fighting. We're still thinking about it,..- the joke, let it run (if you can) through our minds.

[@Itsme_Trouble]

Ok so Josh is too good to have this silverware sound and waitresses walking in front of the camera. Damn people! Some respect PLEASE!!

[@sp1t0nu]

Just now accidentally found Josh ,so now i am binge watching ! I predict that he will go far .

[@jucxox]

Highly disappointed “2wayne” did not slap harder. I am deceased.

[@radioactiveag2531]

Josh is one of the funniest comedians around. Great show!

[@bloostaxx6476]

Absolutely one of my favorites! I see you building a solid long term career, and establishing yourself as one of the true greats. (also, I enjoyed your contributions to the DSOC Pryor episode, very astute/insightful)

[@ilovemelodyjane]

Anything with DM's ABSOLUTELY turbs into, "Send me pictures".

[@novice5895]

That zombie story was so me😂😂. I would’ve so taken a horror movie as real when I was 6👏🏽👏🏽😂.

[@gettinmoney1203]

This dude is the only comedian I be on the floor dying from man

[@PotooBurd]

Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@beatnikmary]

Respect for the mom who ordered cable for only a few months at a time. I get it! I do that with streaming services now. I'll order extra ones just for the summer when the kids are home, but cancel them for the rest of the year.

[@Kcali111]

Colonizer LOL wrong but funny Love this guys humor, hes a rising 🌟

[@Violet-tz1jj]

The yelps of zuckerburg and musk had me in tears

[@DenaKaye13]

OMG 😂 pantaloons took me all the way out 🤣

[@kathlake4009]

Josh, your quiet build-up sneakily draws out a surprise guffaw. I'm so glad to have found you on KZbin.😂

[@presly1939]

Is someone not going to comment bout that man's laugh.... on some ehh ehh ehhhh 😂

[@Hello_11345]

It’s so annoyingly loud and fake sounding! Dude is fake yell-laughing…trying way too hard to find the show funny! Like he thinks he has to laugh at every thing Josh says like it’s a sympathy laugh bc he thinks no one else is going to laugh. I got so frustrated bc it ruined the entire vibe of the video IMO.

[@PixiePrix]

Your cousin definitely would have gone for the Klan ribs

[@Aleedis226]

Lol my mom did the same on/off schedule with our cable! 😄💜

[@feraacedia1825]

Haaaaaaa haaaa haaaaaaa -that guy in the audience

[@thedoylehughes]

As an amputee, if a kid were to freak and call me a zombie I'd die laughing

[@clumsiii]

crowd was not feeling the fight in the submersible but i was

[@ipseityhealingstudio1386]

LITERALLY almost peed my pants at that first scream

[@tholover]

Watching all of your videos hoping I will laugh myself into inducing labor 😂

[@o-wolf]

All jokes aside Zuckerberg would DESTROY eloon.. he's legit been on this MMA/Jujitsu flex for coming up on a decade now

[@jillhbaudhaan]

You know that kind of laugh where you stop breathing for a moment that's what I'm doing right now

[@edawg0]

you're hilarious bro, im so glad i got to meet you when you came to sac, definitely a highlight of my night

[@xxBrokenDreams666xx]

he meantioned the submersible, I side-eye. he mentioned Threads, I pick up my phone like "yo how recent was this set???"

[@BelindaShort]

Honestly, I wouldn't say that about the fight. Zuck has been training for a long time and if you watch his content at all, he is pretty active. He's not laying on a couch snorting adderall like Elon. That being said, Elon's mom said he can't fight so I guess it's off lol. I'm the same color as them too, cause I can't go in the sun at all :C I might actually be lighter than zuck.

[@hansvillenews]

Love this longer videos so much!!