Mitch McConnell Freezes (ReUpload Fixed Audio) - Toronto Comedy Bar - Josh Johnson - Standup Comedy

Hey everyone! I heard your complaints so I fixed the audio on my last upload
I Wanted to share part of my set last weekend in Toronto. Share your thoughts with me in the comments!
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Shout out ‪@MattSeremet‬ for the audio fix suggestion, and Salu Digby for the thumbnail!

[@JoshJohnsonComedy]

Hi everyone! I listened to you about the audio on the last upload and I had it fixed! I am still learning what’s best for KZbin so thank you for being patient with me. Hope you enjoy it even more this time and thank you all for the support

[@tiaelyse]

I appreciate you 😂❤ because I was wondering 😅 thank you for doing this for us 😊❤

[@irisseer2773]

Thank you!❤

[@TheHUmarWhitill]

Keep up the great work! Love your standup!

[@bittersweetdragon8463]

Thanks Josh! So glad you did 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@ShawnTevala777]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[@JasonBoyce]

That look Mitch McConnell gave when he froze was 100% him just “realizing” where he was. Mentally, he blinked out of existence, then suddenly became aware, realized he was surrounded by reporters and was in the middle of saying something and had no idea what it was, and needed to construct a story real quick to justify what happened. But every second that passes just makes it worse. I’ve seen that look before with family members who were in mental decline.

[@Somethinghumble]

Yeah, a real shame to see in turtles too.

[@FadingVitals]

He saw the light and wasn’t sure if he had to go in it.

[@VudrokWolf]

Man this is sad, but maybe in some cases like politicians a necessity for them to step down but still we keep them in power but if they don’t have it? Aren’t they just puppets?

[@Aryasvitkona]

Yeah that look is a classic sign of... I forget which one but one of the old people brain degradation diseases, Alzheimer's, Dementia, etc.

[@isaacjfisherif]

I think he was looking for a light and didn't see it, decided to come back.​ @FadingVitals

[@davidowusubediako]

"He cold blooded... he got a PhD" that got me😂😂

[@joziehaze]

setup for that one paid off so well

[@justloadalready8839]

"brunch, I brought my lunch" - Oh you precious little flower, 😢 Glad he made such an awesome friend to teach him brunch, and he looks out for you too in his own element. Your friendship sounds so cool

[@Virjunior01]

For real on people having been in jail. I had a trainee who'd just gotten out of prison about a year before, after spending 11 inside. I didn't ask him why, figuring it wasn't my business. He told me himself after about a month when HE felt like talking about it. Not sure whether or not he killed someone, but he did his time, and that was that. Dude has a baby girl with his girlfriend and was going with a regular job. Did well too before I had to move away. Gotta give people a chance when you see they're just doing honest work.

[@JessicaPradoHanson]

Indeed, few people choose crime when they have healthier options. Those that have other options but still choose crime are the real problem and most of the people in jail seem to be their victims…. Like every pharma person should be looked into and held accountable when they knowingly harm people. And it’s so true that once you have been through crazy trauma you can smell when it is time to leave the party! I got soooo good at that I was never at a party when it was busted even when I was deep into meth. I had that intuition and the times I didn’t listen usually confirmed that I should have listened and had a smoother outcome!

[@phoenixgirl70]

@@JessicaPradoHanson I hope you’re doing better now. Meth…the way it destroys your brain and your life. And you’re dead on with following your gut feeling/intuition. I actually gave mine tests trying my hardest to change the outcome that my body told me was coming. It’s never wrong. It’s saved my life. It’s the only unsolicited advice I give people. I took classes to help me tune into it better and money well spent. I’m happy you listened to yours. There’s a documentary on Netflix about who is truly responsible for the opiate problem. It’s called The Pharmacist. The man who was a pharmacist had his young son die from an overdose and he wanted to investigate and when you see what he found out, it’s heartbreaking and infuriating but important for all of us to know. But yeah the white collar criminals get golden parachutes instead of prison time. Gotta love late stage capitalism. Sorry for the long message but you’ve been heard. All my best to you.💝

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

The insanity of Canada is that we spend way more time and attention following US politics, than we do our own total shambles of a political situation.

[@Virjunior01]

Hey, your shit ain't as bad as _ours._ Similar, yeah, but you guys are doing WAY better.

[@gwendolynstata3775]

Doug Ford is scrapping Toronto for parts like it was Rob's dying wish while trying to scrap universal healthcare and we've got our own rise of alt-right goons, but Haha, American politician short circuited!

[@derrickbailey5167]

How do these types keep getting elected. ???🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤦🏽🤬🤬🤬🤬🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🌊🌊

[@aazhie]

When the US sneezes, the world get ill

[@Virjunior01]

@@aazhie and the rest of the world tries to cover it with nationalized Healthcare. But us? We're on the hook for thousands we don't have.

[@tspks2128]

Ok can I just say I am almost 40 and have been a lover of comedy since I can remember, and Josh Johnson is like in my top five. Brother has it. Period. He will make it very far and I am excited for him. Keep doing your thing and being YOU!! 🫶🏾💯‼️🙏🏾🚀🙌🏾

[@megansaunders7244]

Yes, massive respect for this guy! Manages to be funny without being a dickhead.

[@williamcrowe2576]

It's not the fact that Mitch is old that worries me, it's the fact that his fellows in the GOP don't have the common sense to let him die. And even if he finally does die, I'm afraid they're going to do a sort of "Weekend at Bernie's" thing with his corpse. Y'know, prop up his rotting cadaver at every House meeting. Maybe some bad puppeteering at a press conference.

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

What if that's what's going on now. Lol

[@randykintzley5923]

@@SoManyRandomRamblings They've been doing that with Feinstein for a while. They've gone from being corporate puppets to literal puppets.

[@westlcha86]

Aka biden

[@lewstherintelamon1377]

Lot of that going around in government. Right now it's McConnell, Biden, and Feinstein (Not anymore!!!), before that it was Thurmond and Byrd. Incidentally, Senate and Senile are both words borrowed from Latin (Senatus, Senilis) themselves derived from the word Senex, meaning old, or old man.

[@jasminemp3298]

Omg this. 100% 😂

[@lucyslotta7768]

I’m starting to think he might not be a comedian, he may just be a witty genius

[@lmnopgr]

@lucyslotta7768 so well put!! ❤️

[@Rando64]

That’s exactly what a good comedian is

[@elsvaughn7959]

That's what a GREAT comedian is... I think he's better than most comics out rn. Like 98.9% of them. It's prob bc he had to help write dif material for the daily show every day that he's such a prolific writer ❤

[@dannytoots6635]

One of the dumbest comments I’ve ever read 🤣

[@Dave1507]

@@elsvaughn7959 or maybe it's the other way round, who knows ;)

[@stonevoice6875]

Hell yeah I need the good audio for the Mitch jokes 😂😂😂

[@ninaschultz6922]

❤ excellent audio, really enjoying the rewatch 🎉🎉🎉

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

MUCH better

[@serenitynow940]

You’re phenomenal at balancing the humor and tragedy in your observations and your delivery is impeccable. Can’t wait to see you get as well-known as you deserve to be. Please do a show in Long Beach California one day, we’d love to see you perform!!

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

The way we all reference George Carlin when it comes to social commentary.... will be how the future talks about Josh Johnson's work. Brilliant social commentary balanced with just enough humor to get the message through to people in a way that is palatable

[@Virjunior01]

It's reminiscent of Dave Chappelle, without the relatively recent baggage.

[@ragantate3995]

😅😅😅ummmm josh like George? Naw, not enough verbal and visible rage to compare. Especially his last three or four specials. He is our beloved, irreplaceable, angry grandpa. Oh my GOD! 😅😅😅

[@Virjunior01]

@@ragantate3995 exactly. Which is why I brought up old Chappelle

[@SoManyRandomRamblings]

​@@ragantate3995 did I say they had the same style or did I specifically say how they make social commentary palatable?

[@brooklyna007]

@@ragantate3995Lol just wait until Josh gets old. There will be plenty of rage.

[@catharineorellana3522]

"Someone who has been to so much jail that he is FROM jail."LOL!!!!

[@sherylglass7886]

Yep, JAIL IS HOME! 😂

[@DamonBanks142857]

I’ve stumbled upon the most evident compromise between the potato and the tomato: fries with ketchup

[@Jamievcapp]

I don't usually comment on videos but I watch these on my phone with headphones while my baby sleeps on me and I have to contain myself so I don't crack up and wake her. Not many comedians make me laugh out loud but Josh never disappoints. Thanks for bringing joy to the world!

[@hashish2020]

Yo me too, exactly same situation

[@Somethinghumble]

Don't wake da BAYBAY!!!

[@bluberrygames6185]

Bros one of my favorite comedians probably. Cuz like, he’s got mean jokes, but he doesn’t have any hate, and I appreciate that.

[@mattjohn4731]

Me too, JJ is a great one

[@mindybee96]

Perfect, the excuse I needed to watch this twice! 😂😂

[@jacquelinewhite1046]

You said it! 👍👍

[@rosemagny]

I heard the original vid just fine but Thanks Josh for going thru the trouble. I definitely needed an encore 😍 you're so talented keep going! We love you 💕

[@smoking_skeletor5193]

you've probably heard on speakers.

[@TrishC5280]

same i heard it no problems hearing it on my phone

[@The_Angry_BeEconomist]

he had to keep it gangster with the jokes but I felt that jail friend story, so much so that I hope its not just a story and the friendship blossoms

[@novalyn.shelby]

Oh shit. I missed that 911 line the first watch through. 😂 You fucking nailed it. 💯

[@axelkusanagi4139]

What if he's being visited by three ghosts everytime he freezes?

[@all4penny456]

Josh Johnson is absolutely in my top ten of comics.

[@aer71367]

I just discovered him, but he is definitely my favorite comedian right now for sure!

[@joywolf83]

thank you for fixing the audio It's always better to have it too loud than too quiet!!

[@mamawray]

@ 2:57: "I hope..." and Josh just trails off like... That sent me. 😂

[@runoz2839]

just imagine all the different diversity, in the live crowd 🤔 now imagine the different diversity of who are here on utube, the different walks of life regardless of the outward appearance & etc. and now realize the commonality to be here, humored by Josh. so, if nothing else but to laugh... We ALL still have something in common. Happy Holiday Season & Blessed New Year. Lord Willing, Amen 🙏✌️

[@SammiSweetz]

You literally cure my depression that reappears every day but then I just play another video lol

[@N3gativeR3FLUX]

As an Australian, I can't imagine the fear of sending my children to school worried that they might get shot.

[@83gemm]

My brother and his wife were debating traditional school or homeschool when my eldest niece was approaching kindergarten age. He said one day, “Alright, I’m gonna sit down today and really focus on the pros and cons and make a decision.” There was a school shooting THAT day. He said, “You know I’m not superstitious, but that was either a sign or it’s just THAT common.” So they’ve gone the remote learning route and the system is so new and really problematic. But at least my little niece isn’t going to be murdered at school. (Just a side note: they go out of their way to make sure she socializes with peers. And it’s an online school, not just our family teaching the kids in some scary cult way. She has classmates and goes to birthday parties and field trips and such. It’s not perfect, but it’s the right choice for them.)

[@lepoetress]

​@@83gemm Do what's best for your family. It's sad that kids have to dodge bullets just to get an education.

[@osric729]

"He got a PhD" got me good lmao.

[@johnschroeder548]

This hairs the shit Josh, ur goddamn beautiful

[@lmnopgr]

Josh’s voice…. like gold. His thought process? flippin hilarious. 🥰

[@megansaunders7244]

I literally fall asleep to his videos every night cause his voice is so soothing, he's a great comedian too, but his voice is so calming!

[@paulajaneabel5205]

Josh is hilarious. And SO pretty!

[@catherineprice1613]

He's gorgeous

[@ShredderTainment]

You nail that facial expression, maaaaan! Nailed it! 😳

[@JupitersDarkAllure357]

This dude is going to be the next big comedian

[@kcbros1515]

Note to self: Do not eat a PBJ while watching Josh Johnson lol

[@kristendonovan3620]

This young man is absolutely brilliant!!!

[@ronnelllittlejohn6102]

Also this dude is funny a hell...and gives me sooo much life😂🎉I see good things coming your way.

[@christopherhuff3123]

I swear to God there was a guy barking at my gym years ago. He pushed the bench right up to a mirror and started barking in between reps. He was just lifting the bar with no plates on it. His bark sounded EXACTLY like that.

[@PotooBurd]

Ty for the fixed audio I couldn’t watch / hear the first one Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!

[@mOwOterboat]

"time like, abroad?"

[@ragantate3995]

I think the spotter was trying to ask him out on a date but didn’t know how to, so he just told him he did time before and settled for being his workout buddy. 😅😅😅

[@adamb3370]

"Glitch McConnell"

[@mmsheow]

👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 🥇 😂😂😂

[@TrishC5280]

Josh dropping truth bombs!!!

[@Leeniebean]

Amen brother. Telling the truth

[@egagnard]

Josh, you are the goat.

[@ramenai]

1:23 "Dianne Feinstein's hella old." Video reuploaded 20 days before her death

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Josh just reminded me of when I was going to run for president. Tony Lee 2020: a clear vision for a better future! Potatoes are a vegetable!! And yes, that was my whole platform

[@mariahelizabeth_ent]

Love how Josh says he made a friend and then proceeds to tell us how he in-fact acquired a liability, that became a friend..

[@unanuevapecula]

I finally watched Travelers. Whoever is in Mitch has been around too long.

[@NordiaStrachan]

😂

[@bittersweetdragon8463]

Thanks Josh! So glad you did 😆😆😆😂🤣😂🤣

[@KoiAi_]

Thank you for reuploading the video, the sound is crystal clear now 🎉

[@YaTuSabe7809]

Dude! Been following you for 2-3 years now, you have stayed the same type of funny and have gotten funnier (if that makes sense) cant wait to see you, i live in Mass! Get over here

[@LoftyVerbz]

Amen. Age is not a virtue

[@lhawes0527]

I agree with you 100% regarding people doing their time and it's done! Sadly, society doesn't frame it that way and people pay the rest of their lives...

[@sb-b3071]

This is so much better thanks for your work. I love that these jokes are so much clearer ❤❤

[@Tcheera]

Haha, I listened to the whole other video with my speaker up to my ear not even complaining because the set is so good. Honestly, hope you get to my city's comedy clubs one day, because we have a few good acts come through, and that would be a fun night.

[@emmiwarford2096]

The part where he calls Feinstein old hits a lil different now lol

[@Mzvandal]

came to find this comment...

[@therealxicojorge]

you've got a pretty good head on those shoulders kid and you're funny as a mf, I love your work

[@BoogieBoogsForever]

I was at that last show. You rocked it. I brought my bro and he liked your stuff too. He thought the pauses you take sometimes reminded him of how Prince (RIP) used to kinda flirt with the crowd. Not sure if that's your intent, but you can adjust (make it a bit less frequent or deep) if you want. Keep going homie...

[@bellescreationsllc]

It's relatable, I enjoyed these topics. Thank you for sharing!

[@chern9995]

So smoothly worded Josh! 🎉

[@ReignH2o_kd]

Thank you for making me laugh, what an awesome gift.

[@lucycarola]

Good shout out to first responders! ❤

[@blackbuddhaPA]

Jim from office revisited😂😂😂😂😂

[@LoneTreeAdventures]

Much better audio 👍 thank you 🙏

[@melaniesheldon8013]

❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥thanks for doing the best comedy right now 😆 🤣 😂 ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@justloadalready8839]

You rock Josh! Thank you for updating the audio. Your jokes and intonation slap, so I'm super excited getting to hear them

[@Gigi_Said_That]

Comedic genius in a contemporary and relevant delivery ❤❤😂😂

[@trippy_buddz1799]

Much better! Thanks for fixing audio I didn’t want to miss this set!

[@robertocruztv6097]

You are a great comedian

[@misn757]

Awww I hope you still have your friend after he sees this show!😅

[@WeeWeeJumbo]

if i have to choose one, i'm definitely going with potatoes

[@dumaskhan]

You know you're good when people laugh before you even say anything.

[@vinnie666]

You should be hosting the daily show. No joke.

[@chrisshukis7497]

👍 the part time joke landed better this time I think. Or maybe it’s the same and it is Mandela effect.

[@mlenzi5476]

Yeah couldn't stand listening to the last one

[@cjsdizzy]

Yo this one was so good

[@inappropriate_comments]

I'm a Portuguese guy living in london and i follow us politics, hell i even argue online for and against Republicans and Democrats and the crazy thing is i don't give a fuck about politics in my own country, go figure 😔

[@megansaunders7244]

Same! I'm a South African in London and I don't even follow British politics - only USA's.

[@unomacabre]

Lol that's crazy, I was the guy who told him we all had to leave the Halloween party cuz shit was about to hit the fan 🤣, and yes the next day that house was on the news. For context ; It was a collage party, in a house on the corner of a main road, on Halloween and the house might as well been jumping like in the cartoons, I kept seeing the cops rolling up and down the street and staking out the place, then 2 or 3 fights broke out and saw it coming 🤣🤣 I made the executive decision and told the homies to leave - WIN!!!

[@chasecampan-thornburg1721]

Josh Johnson just gets better & better. 👏👏👏

[@ShakmaGeebes]

🤣🤣 Delivering the deep insights right along with the killer comedy! ☠☠ You're the real deal, man 🔥👍🏽

[@awalker8371]

I now have seen the new host for The Daily Show 🙅🏾‍♀️🙌🏾

[@sarahhale-pearson533]

This guy just gets better….

[@deannadonald7785]

He reminds me of a younger Dave Chappelle. He's got a wisdom about him that goes beyond his year's.

[@NeverUseAnApostrophe]

Years. Learn how to spell. Why would you even think to pluralize the word "years" with an apostrophe? Read a book. Read any book. Read a single book and you will never find an apostrophe to pluralize any word.

[@chileanzombie42]

I don’t even know about a lot of these people in politics but he really paints a picture.

[@Barbarossa-heir]

I do appreciate that you call a spade a spade and you don't beat around the bush ; comically yet with cleverness. keep forward Joshua.

[@stoodmuffinpersonal3144]

We're not perfect. Far from it. We have a lot of awful history too. But. We arent as bad as the US... yet!

[@magmaraymaker.kweenkleokat8779]

Wait now...new subscriber. I binged a couple of videos then subscribed. Very funny. I was done and saw the title of this...and I laughed - just on the title knowing you'd do it a justice. I can't wait to dive in...let's go! ;)

[@nathanmyers5527]

Thank you for putting the time and effort into making us laugh. You put a smile on my face everytime I watch one of your sets.

[@hendrixtarantado2114]

Ive seen this dudes stand up before... I believe he didn't have that hair before 🤔 guess he grew it out and seems like he upgraded, worked on himself throughout the years. Finally found his style. But damn this guy got me watching every single one of his shows on KZbin recently. Bcs every single one is just as funny as the last..maybe even better. They need to give him a Netflix special and let the world see how talented this guy is.

[@cca8076]

You are quite simply brilliant.

[@sarahquevedo5933]

When he gets that wide eye Jim look it’s like he just realized he is pooping himself 😂

[@mmsheow]

😂😂😂

[@TheZeldaSymphony]

I loved this. I haven't gotten back into my gym rotation yet. I would totally want to be video game friends though. You seem like you could be a secret geek or skilled at Mario Kart.

[@qmia476]

😂😂 plsss, I thought my phone was bugging at first. Thx for this🎉

[@LaShaun-bg3ut]

I hope you keep it on KZbin and don't get caught up in all that Hollywood/Hollyweird Industry nonsense... Worried for you if you get caught up in that... Be Aware...Be very Aware

[@koutacreator9672]

I love how "being able" is how low the bar is.

[@barbourgirl78]

He froze because he shit himself.

[@Twizzybeatzz]

Much better audio this time around. Thanks a ton and great job

[@ScubaAspen]

Sup Josh! U da young(ishッ) GOAT in our house!! 😂 … Pls visit us in podunk Portland, Maine and we’ll hook u up w fresh lobstahhhs ❤️🦞❤️🦞🦞

[@alistairwhite4768]

3:13 i fuckin love this. Hell yeah man.

[@benedictus7081]

Just saw Mitch's video when he froze upon the re-election question. LOL. Man, I gotta say tho, with that kind of state, I'm almost sure that some nights before that he must have gotten a visit from Azrael, listing down all of the sins and wrongdoings that he's been doing especially since he become a senator. My man's shook.