"My skill level is too low to equip trousers" I see they have implemented vodka accurately, at least.
@ahmataevo3 жыл бұрын
It's a Wal-Mart shopper simulator.
@jn86043 жыл бұрын
Lmfao...you're first Walmart outfit....must be sweatpants!
@pw60023 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@freya15483 жыл бұрын
ROFL
@TG-ge1oh2 жыл бұрын
Need more likes, this one.
@davidnelson24643 жыл бұрын
"It's like Fallout without power armor." Oh god, he's never heard of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. before.
@nicoredje3 жыл бұрын
Fallen Earth also comes to mind.
@Noobificado3 жыл бұрын
Yep, It hurt. Comparing S.T.A.L.K.E.R to Fallout is like comparing Dark Souls to Skyrim
@doma75723 жыл бұрын
@@nicoredje Man, I miss Fallen Earth...
@GUNNSMOKEz3 жыл бұрын
I thought this straight away... Its S.T.A.L.K.E.R but mmo :o
@spacelord84463 жыл бұрын
Thought the same xD
@O_Draws3 жыл бұрын
This game is based on S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Shadow of Chernobyl, which is loosely based on the film, Stalker, which, in turn, is very loosely based on the wonderful novel, Roadside Picnic. There's even a poster for the film Stalker in the bar.
@abandonall3 жыл бұрын
Roadside picnic gang
@flowerface90113 жыл бұрын
Tarkovsky was a true artist
@voilvelev67753 жыл бұрын
The movie and the book are fantastic.
@notastarcloud3 жыл бұрын
I heard the native & alien and was like. Oh. Roadside picnic.
@PoPFopskyX33 жыл бұрын
i have played the game, that game and watched the movie, but still have to read the book
@Otakumanu3 жыл бұрын
To give you some perspective, this game is but one of many ripoffs of the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series. S.T.A.L.K.E.R. was a single player game, but because the features lend so well to an MMO, people have been trying to make S.T.A.L.K.E.R.-esque MMO's for a while. Everything you praised in this game was not achieved by the devs. They ripped it off straight from the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. games.
@ducciboi3 жыл бұрын
I think this game was originally called STALKER Online before getting rebranded over and over. It was called SZone at one point and then had a different name when it first came to Steam. Like it went from being a fan made game to a cash grab by re releasing the same game over and over pretending it's new.
@skeletonwar44453 жыл бұрын
To be completely fair, the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series also did not do everything on their own. The entire setting was taken from the (way better imo) book "Roadside Picnic".
@fonesrphunny72423 жыл бұрын
Even the term Stalker is borrowed from "Roadside Picnic" and the wish granter was taken from the movie adaptation. The book came first and it had 50 years to inspire mainly Russian speaking people. That said, if you tell a Russian he plays a Stalker in a game, he might think of danger, adventure and treasure, but not necessarily about a difficult FPS game. RPGs are also pretty popular over there, so it just makes sense to make an RPG in the same setting. Also, Stalker at its core was a difficult FPS with no leveling mechanics, you depended almost entirely on loot and everything wanted to kill you. If you want more "MMOs" like Tarkov or DayZ, yeah, it translates very well to MMOs.
@Otakumanu3 жыл бұрын
@Skeleton War @@fonesrphunny7242 I know, but most of that can be chalked up to being a derivative work. It's clearly inspired by Roadside Picnic and Stalker, but what I mean by calling this a wholesale ripoff is that this game is not just meant to evoke the Stalker games, everything from the mechanics, the art style, is copied over wholesale.
@rukas1333 жыл бұрын
Not ripped off at all, the game was made originally MUCH earlier than S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Shadow of Chernobyl back when it was still called szone. Apparently just because S.T.A.L.K.E.R. came out to be one of the most popular games of all it means that they plagiarized everything?
@hanzlahpascasio44473 жыл бұрын
It's STALKER rip-off, the game even crashes every few hours or so. The true STALKER experience
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
But can the game beat itself?
@kmonkey1573 жыл бұрын
Tbh crashing every few hours is very Fallout too
@TheTadek20013 жыл бұрын
8:24 a poster with the word "Stalker"
@fonesrphunny72423 жыл бұрын
@@TheTadek2001 The term comes from a 50 year old Russian novel called "Roadside Picnic" and essentially describes illegal treasure hunters in an exclusion zone. "Stalker" isn't just a reference to the GSC games. It's a promise of danger, adventure and riches, but that meaning seems to be lost outside of Russia, because who reads 50 year old books, right?
@cropathfinder3 жыл бұрын
stalker without the fan patches that is
@daltonwallet86503 жыл бұрын
"Mom I want STALKER-" "We have STALKER at home" Josh's fallout at home
@OverseerXIII3 жыл бұрын
Cheeki breeki at home:
@daltonwallet86503 жыл бұрын
I can't believe this is my most popular comment on youtube.
@Merudiana-the-local-demoness3 жыл бұрын
@D H How do you do, fellow kids?
@Kerennar73 жыл бұрын
you need to play STALKER if you tought this game was inspired by Fallout
@abandonall3 жыл бұрын
read roadside picnic
@DorkN3133 жыл бұрын
@@abandonall they’re completely different though. the game’s a far cry from the book
@Mersak1683 жыл бұрын
It was clear on the beginning of the video, when he doesn't have any Idea on why the character throw "garbage". TBH, i don't want to see him playing STALKER, since he'll get wrecked and bash It anyways.
@nicolas45143 жыл бұрын
@@Mersak168 nothing better to do than gatekeep, a pure stalker fan
@Mersak1683 жыл бұрын
@@nicolas4514 Just doing god's work here son.
@Grimno3 жыл бұрын
"You can improve your shirt wearing skill up to level 7." Level 1: Shirtless Level 7: Shirt That's How Anomaly Works
@ypsawbones36463 жыл бұрын
playing the anomaly mod in stalker it literary works like that the begining is brutal man
@L3M0N4NDCH3RRYZZ3 жыл бұрын
Josh, the reason both Anomaly Zone and Stay Out share the same map is, they were the same game at one point. Long ago a game called Stalker Online was being developed that was based on...Stalker, the cult (and awesome) fps series that came out in the late 2000s. While being developed, a split over the game occurred and depending on who you believe, the code/databases was stolen. So now you have two groups, each developing a game called Stalker Online. The original group sued the group that broke away and won a court case, so they held all the rights to their game. They changed their name to Szone because they worried GSC who develops the single player games would sue. The second group who lost, continued to work on revamping their game, but they were still calling it Stalker Online. Eventually it went in front of a judge again, this time the judge ruled since the game underwent what he deemed "significant" changes and gameplay alterations, they weren't really the same game. So both developers were now free to keep developing their respective games. Szone then changed its name to Anomaly Zone, Stalker Online is still called Stalker Online when it comes to its Russian launcher/servers, but on the steam relaunch and for the US and EU launch, they changed their name to Stay Out.
@HoboG0blin3 жыл бұрын
When this first showed up on my feed I was like: "oh shit there's a S.T.A.L.K.E.R MMO?" But then I noticed the show...
@bersy38673 жыл бұрын
There is at least 3 S.T.A.L.K.E.R MMOs and also a lot of clons at the same theme
@JohnSmith-ox3gy3 жыл бұрын
@@bersy3867 It's a great setting, but mmo seems a weird fit.
@Souls_p_3 жыл бұрын
@@bersy3867 Szone-online, Stay out, Stalker online, and Anomaly Zone
@bersy38673 жыл бұрын
@@Souls_p_ Szone and Anomaly Zone is the same game. Stalker online and Stay Out is the same game too.
@Souls_p_3 жыл бұрын
@@bersy3867 Yeah ik that but they kept changing names
@justcarrotman85813 жыл бұрын
Hi Josh, just wanted to say I liked the video but you say that you can not see how many bullets are left in your clip. You are actually able to see how many bullets you have left by looking over you hot bar at the bottom right corner above slot 9 and 0. You can see the big number counting your shots left in the clip, the number to the right saying the maximum size of the clip, and above there, there's the ammo type and to the right of that there's how many bullets that are in you inventory, and then there's the icon showing that you are holding a gun. Just wanted to point this out in case you missed it post editing. Otherwise, really good video like always! :)
@BillytheBolter3 жыл бұрын
I like how you try to compare this to fallout when this is clearly ripping off STALKER
@lyr1kn1563 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately not everyone knows STALKER 😔
@silverreaps68033 жыл бұрын
I never heard of stalker until now
@lyr1kn1563 жыл бұрын
@@silverreaps6803 go play them, they're janky as fuck, but there's also a large and active modding scene, some of the best mods of all time are made there.
@steppin-razor3 жыл бұрын
I like how you
@HaplessOne3 жыл бұрын
I like how you stalker fan boys won't stfu. People who mostly play RPGs aren't going to know about Russian survival sims and fps games. Not everyone likes what you like, drop your ego.
@gimok2k53 жыл бұрын
"Think Fallout without Power Armor" - So... how I normally play Fallout games. But I think "Stalker" would have been a better comparision. Because it even looks like a cheap version of Stalker.
@Sagitta623 жыл бұрын
Fallout is a different class of a game Fallout class A what is this game called Owell class -ZZZZZZZzzzzzzz......... oops sorry fell asleep there
@Crackpot_Astronaut3 жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking 😝 Fallout has power armor.
@daltonwallet86503 жыл бұрын
Credit where credit is due, the STALKER devs made assets that you could literally put into any game, just about any engine. It's actually amazing
@ckopen71923 жыл бұрын
@@daltonwallet8650 i mean yeah, thats how most assets work. not like a .obj is gonna be like "nah man i dont fuck with that Unity shit" or smthn. assets arent picky.
@voilvelev67753 жыл бұрын
I really hate using power armor. It has really neat cool design, but actually using it sucks. Always.
@shalcker33153 жыл бұрын
Just a few small notes: - Those shots you have heard aren't ambient, it's actual NPC guards shooting down mutants that come too close. - You can still switch to first person view, it's F4 by default. - There are multiple ways to get out of starter city, but walking up to gate and just getting out isn't one of them. Quest designers trying to subvert expectations and perhaps being a bit too tricky with it for starting zone. Good that you still found a few things worth a praise! :)
@RATGODORIGINAL3 жыл бұрын
A STALKER rip-off... I remember trying to play this shit. Remember it being shit. And also remember how one of my classmates was whaling in this game and boasting about it lmao.
@tori93653 жыл бұрын
Shut up 😡
@Noizzed3 жыл бұрын
@@tori9365 Please explain how this game is not bad then
@tori93653 жыл бұрын
@@Noizzed are you DUMB? it's a great game!
@kleskthewarlock3 жыл бұрын
-old and hardcore =/= shit- -STALKER is an excellent first-person, atomsphereic, horror, shooter game. It has plenty of charm and the modding community is still releasing great mods to this day. Perhaps you should give it another go.- ignore lol
@vencelkorodi11243 жыл бұрын
@@kleskthewarlock He didn't mean stalker is bad. He said THIS game is bad
@Deadener3 жыл бұрын
It's relatively amusing watching someone who has never played STALKER, review such a blatant ripoff.
@maxclint79313 жыл бұрын
I hope he did play STALKER but it really doesnt seem like
@sashavoid61063 жыл бұрын
what would change if he played this game?
@christianpuga94243 жыл бұрын
@@maxclint7931 Given that he compared this game to Fallout, making no mention of stalker at all-- doesn't seem like he ever did.
@Deadener3 жыл бұрын
@@sashavoid6106 TBH the fact that he hasn't even heard of it, made this video more entertaining for me. It was funny watching him come up with comparisons without a single mention of STALKER, despite it being a very well-known franchise. But even better, listening to him praise some of the atmospheric elements and really enjoy them, tells me he'd like STALKER if he played it. Because not only did they rip those things right from STALKER, STALKER did them ten times better.
@skeletonwar44453 жыл бұрын
@@Deadener And STALKER took them straight from Roadside Picnic. But they did well with implementing them into game format I guess.
@genevievemeuniere40473 жыл бұрын
As noticeable on the name this MMO is based on the S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Franchise and the book Roadside Picknick. The garbage or screws are a detail from the book to trigger Anomalies.
@MCPicoli3 жыл бұрын
Also present in the original russian movie.
@natediaz18632 жыл бұрын
Josh: "I got spawn camped by dogs, that's not even funny" Me: dying of laughter
@grilledleeks65142 жыл бұрын
Nice colons bro!
@BigPuddin Жыл бұрын
My god... they're LEARNING!
@komiks423 жыл бұрын
Since this look like stalker mmo- the throwing garbage is for detecting anomaly
@RATGODORIGINAL3 жыл бұрын
Everything even remotely decent about this game, all of it - is stolen from STALKER series. It's a decently popular game even outside post-USSR, surprised you never heard of it.
@DamonLeonin3 жыл бұрын
Especially with the actual ocean of STALKER inspired games coming out right now.
@zachariahbresnahan49533 жыл бұрын
I can't wait for stalker 2 when it releases
@jonathansoko10853 жыл бұрын
Stalker itself is derivative tho so this is a stretch
@RATGODORIGINAL3 жыл бұрын
@@jonathansoko1085 not really. I've read the "source material" and it's quite a bit different. Like ice-cream and sorbet - they are the same only on the surface.
@jonathansoko10853 жыл бұрын
@@RATGODORIGINAL Stalker is still a derivative concept
@Icedmindblow3 жыл бұрын
Aaaah Sergej Titov, creator of Big Rigs, where „you‘re winner“ no matter what, and with physics that would make Dr. Hawking cringe. Truly a man who always stays true to his QoL standards.
@neoqwerty3 жыл бұрын
I think he managed to improve. This is, at least, a game where there's collision besides the ground and a way to lose, and I'm willing to bet that all the levels are in there and don't crash when you try to load them.
@oldking82763 жыл бұрын
Didn't he also try to cash in on the Walking Dead and Westworld hype by making a terrible zombie game followed by a western?
@elibee.28823 жыл бұрын
@@oldking8276 yeah, the War Z, later renamed for legal issues to Infestation: Survivor Stories. In addition to it's purchase fee, it had an in-game cash shop where you could buy weapons for real money that you would lose when you died. You got locked out of playing for 1-4 hours if you died (of course, you could pay to remove the unlock). It also got removed and refunded by Steam a couple time because Sergei is a pretty terrible person in addition to being one of the worst developers. Unfortunately the game sold relatively well.
@SergeiMosin3 жыл бұрын
I love the idea of a STALKER MMO. Like, the idea of becoming an actual Stalker and working with other Stalkers or on your own to try to bring back artifacts from the zone in search of fortune sounds absolutely awesome to me. I just wish it was actually executed properly...
@NPazable2 жыл бұрын
Ray of hope mod is coming "soon" depending entirely on your definition of soon of course
@saltiney8578 Жыл бұрын
Stalker battle royale loot extraction.
@blackslade1524 Жыл бұрын
Try stalcraft it is literally an stalker mmo but good tons of content and easy to run because it has Minecraft style graphics plus it's free still has good player counts and I constantly get in gunfights with people
@GooberLoofer420 Жыл бұрын
Yeah Stalcraft is the best you’ll get rn but I stopped playing it entirely because the balance is wonky as hell, can’t progress past the Dump without some Russian doorknob shitting all over you with a gun that you can’t compete with and armor you can’t penetrate
@blackslade1524 Жыл бұрын
@@GooberLoofer420 yea it can be rough best you can do in the dump is rat to get enough resources to get to the bar and it opens up alot more form there
@jobe5543 жыл бұрын
I do love my S.T.A.L.K.E.R, but I got a feeling I won't love this.
@ort0nn4163 жыл бұрын
You won't trust me
@ena_ina3 жыл бұрын
what is stalker? is it worth playing?
@jobe5543 жыл бұрын
@@ena_ina Very hardcore shooter series on the PC, it's worth playing if you enjoy atmospheric and immersive gameplay, but it's brutally hard as well. There are 3 games in the series, but it excels with it's modding community, some standalone mods that add all maps from all 3 games and makes them into a huge sandbox freeroam experience with new mechanics of their own.
@ort0nn4163 жыл бұрын
@@ena_ina basically horror survival shooter, you make money by scavenging supplies from dead enemies or artefacts from anomalies, but there are mutants all around. It's not that hard once you play it for a while but the more you play the more you see that it's held together with duct tape and vodka
@2dollarchickenwings6893 жыл бұрын
@@jobe554 How is it a hardcore shooter, though? I know the labs and ending parts of SoC and CS are hard, but does it really make the game hardcore?
@ChristopherJacob3 жыл бұрын
"I cannot put on the pants. I do not have the skill to do this." 😂😂😂
@Crystan3 жыл бұрын
Maybe it was a button fly and he was wearing oven gloves...
@TommyCrosby3 жыл бұрын
The silence during the dog spawning kill is golden as words cannot describe how bad it is.
@BoldTint3 жыл бұрын
So it's Stalker, but online, but all the problems are somehow even worse. I feel only shame for my country.
@andreyfisher70683 жыл бұрын
Ruskie or Ukrop?
@BoldTint3 жыл бұрын
@@andreyfisher7068 Ruskie
@ХристоМартунковграфЛозенски3 жыл бұрын
Don't.
@BoldTint3 жыл бұрын
@@comfywizard I would call it a work of art if it was something else than "stalker, but worse"
@Balladency953 жыл бұрын
there's always a bit of silver lining to take away: the setting and aesthetic of the original is so good, other people will stop at nothing to copy it without any consideration nor commitment.
@calmkat90323 жыл бұрын
8:45 I actually love that, that a beginner quest seems way too easy, so the player will look around the back rooms for loot/optional quest items. And you find something utterly horrifying. Actually kind of a cool quest idea.
@ZDR-BoyZ3 жыл бұрын
14:27 - the guy asked "Where are you running already, listen to me, I'll explain where you have to go." - did you take quest and run around and he was supposed to explain something more to you? If so , it's really cool game mechanic if he caches you afterwards to finish the explanation where to go. But might be just a random text from npc.
@Orbzul3 жыл бұрын
"Think fallout, without power armor" *You have alerted the horde*
@robinmattheussen23953 жыл бұрын
This game wears its S.T.A.L.K.E.R. influences so clearly on its sleeves that at 8:26 it even has a poster of the original Stalker film by Tarkovsky :p
@RaphielShiraha643 жыл бұрын
the game was originally a stalker mmo but then the creators noticed "hey we not have the rights of the stalker franchise they gonna fucking kill us" then they renamed it to s-zone and the rest is story
@timogul3 жыл бұрын
Free tip for anyone who wants to make a game where you need to "level up in wearing trousers." I can get the value in this, you want to earn power upgrades and not have characters smurfing their accounts with high-end gear, fine, but there _is_ a better way. Have skill levels CAP stats. Just as an example, say starter trousers provide 5 DEF, and better trousers provide 10 DEF, but you aren't intended to use them until you have level 5 in "Wearing Trousers." Fine. Still let people put them on. They do, and they get. . . 5 DEF. Each time they level up "Trouser Wearing," they get +1 DEF out of it, until they reach level 6 in it, where they've already reached 10 DEF and won't get any more from those Trousers. But if they find a pair of 11 DEF Trousers, they will get the full benefit right away. Basically, you can _use_ anything you can find, but it won't make you _stronger_ until you've also _earned_ that benefit.
@lukycharms99703 жыл бұрын
I like that even when you’re playing an awful game you’re still willing to point out some positive aspects instead of just biasly slamming every part of a game you don’t like
@heavenly2k2 жыл бұрын
"I got spawn camped by a dog. That's not even funny." The way you sounded genuinely offended honestly *made* it funny lmao
@benpielstick3 жыл бұрын
"Why do designers always overstretch, and focus on the bells and whistles like faction reputation or seven levels or wearing a suit skill before they've made the game stable and the opening experience smooth?" Designers usually can't do anything about a game's stability. It takes a programmer to investigate why the game is crashing and change whatever piece of code is causing the game to crash. Also, the game might have been perfectly stable when most of the systems were implemented. Crashes typically become more common and hard to track down the later you get in development as more and more features come into the game and have to play nicely together.
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
Also, every bug fix causes more bugs. Bugs are like hydra heads. The difference is that the power of the new heads is determined entirely by the universe's RNG, so you can quash one massive bug and have a few tiny new ones spawn but you can also quash one tiny bug and get an army of massive ones.
@benpielstick3 жыл бұрын
@@PosthumanHeresy This is a funny way to think about it, but in practice you should be able to fix bugs without causing more bugs most of the time. If any change you make tends to break something, it's a sign that your architecture isn't structured well and you probably need to do some heavier refactoring as opposed to just applying a quick and simple fix.
@daltonwallet86503 жыл бұрын
It also doesn't help when your game assets are all stolen from a single player game.
@benpielstick3 жыл бұрын
@@daltonwallet8650 That also isn't up to designers. Often times game designers need to make the best of what they have. Very rarely does a game get all the resources designers ask for in order to make it exactly the way they had planned.
@daltonwallet86503 жыл бұрын
@@benpielstick I'm sorry, you what mate? Are you justifying the fact that this game is entirely stolen assets there with 'game design hard'?
@limesoda70232 жыл бұрын
That stint of being spawn-camped by the dog was genuinely hilarious, I think the silence throughout that scene really drove home the hopelessness xD
@shylem10392 жыл бұрын
Dying and having the game crash on you is like a cartoon character being crushed by an anvil, only for them to then be crushed by a piano immediately after
@aaronmarkham44243 жыл бұрын
I LAUGHED the entire time you respawned from the dog revenge, I’M freakin dying over here
@Seycara3 жыл бұрын
I am quite a busy person, but I really enjoy playing these in the bg while I work :)
@moogleking3 жыл бұрын
Yes mmo reviews are great when you don't want to spend hours on every mmorpg yourself
@etherraichu3 жыл бұрын
5:50 reminded me of something. There's a quest giver NPC in City of Villains that can see through time. The problem is that they often have trouble knowing where in a series of events you actually are. One time he starts trying to give you a quest, only to realize he already gave you it a while back. Later on he says you'll have to go through this long chain of complicated quests and events in order to find someone's location... But since he can see the future, he already knows where your target is and just tells you.
@ilovemonkeyos3 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw the right-click zooming I immediately got resurging Fallout 3 PTSD.
@nobody8283 жыл бұрын
This is obviously another attempt at making Stalker Online. There have been many, and there will be many more. People love the Stalker universe and people love multiplayer survival games. This is just one of many attempts that will go nowhere.
@tori93653 жыл бұрын
Shut the hell up!
@rockmanisasome3 жыл бұрын
@@tori9365 sut
@tori93653 жыл бұрын
@@rockmanisasome no
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
Imagine how easy it could be if they stuck to the graphical quality of Stalker.
@gamerdweebentertainment16163 жыл бұрын
respawn? leveling... done goofed already :/
@TheBackwardsLegsMan3 жыл бұрын
This is like that time he played the Black Desert rip-off without having played Black Desert lol.
@PenguinDT3 жыл бұрын
Wait, hold on a minute, did the reviews say this was a Sergey Titov game? The auteur behind Big Rigs: Over the Road Racing and WarZ?
@polytanksan57613 жыл бұрын
Wait what
@Rabbitlord1083 жыл бұрын
"OOH! THIS GAME HAS BALLS!"- SomecallmeJohnny in his Big Rigs review.
@neoqwerty3 жыл бұрын
I can't believe I'm saying this, but man, that guy really improved. One day we might get a game from him that's at least better than shovelware quality!
@polytanksan57613 жыл бұрын
@@neoqwerty but it will probably still be involved in a scam or something
@neoqwerty3 жыл бұрын
@@polytanksan5761 Honestly I can't wait for him to get hired for Dreamworld.
@RoanWitchArt3 жыл бұрын
I’m my opinion being able to swap the over the shoulder camera is very important for over the shoulder shooters. Having a button to easily swap between them is extremely nice to have to effectively 3-peak around a corner and line up shots. Except that only really matters in fast paced games, so the devs were really over estimating the usefulness in this game.
@Trandhal3 жыл бұрын
I'm in the middle of binging the entire series, so imagine what a pleasent surprise seeing this popping up in my subscriptions!
@averagechadlegionary58243 жыл бұрын
Should’ve said pooping up since this game is complete crap
@bubblefishy73 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@KHA0T1X3 жыл бұрын
This isn't in te stalker series though lol its a ripoff
@ena_ina3 жыл бұрын
@@KHA0T1X he meant the worst mmo series
@ena_ina3 жыл бұрын
i love this series as well 😄
@xenoblad3 жыл бұрын
Moral of the story, don’t steal toys from children*.
@soulsmith47873 жыл бұрын
I've recently picked up a game called Neocron Evolution. It seems like a game that would be right up the alley for one of your videos.
@OverseerXIII3 жыл бұрын
Me: Mom, can we cheeki breeki? Mom: We have cheeki breeki at home. Cheeki breeki at home:
@stevenparker99113 жыл бұрын
The having/adding new mechanics before polishing/fixing the old ones has always drove me nuts
@Tall_Order3 жыл бұрын
If the game absolutely has to put a timer on the death window at least make the default selection go to town. Even the oldest MMOs know better. Anarchy Online in it's early days stopped letting death loops happen by resetting your bind point when you switch factions. So many complaints forced them to do it.
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
13:35 "how would I describe this game?" ...i love these. I love how when someone tries to describe a game whose direct ancestor they have no idea about, that description comes out as a weird combo of at least 3 very disparate things.
@randominsanity52103 жыл бұрын
17:50 "Commrade...you are barking up the wrong tree if you think you can get past me!"
@sirgog3 жыл бұрын
Getting spawncamped by a dog was a bit ... ruff...
@haverjr3 жыл бұрын
I know this has probably been said before but this video really reminded of TotalBiscuits (R.I.P) old content which i am honestly happy to see. He was one of my favorite creators back in the day and having similar series emerge in his general style/tone is cool to see.
@sendicard3 жыл бұрын
Missed a real opportunity not making it "Spawn camped by a zombie dog, and then the game crashed, out of ten."
@xchronox02 жыл бұрын
Even better. "Spawn camped by a zombie dog..." and then before he says out of ten, it cuts to a black screen. 10 seconds later, show the patreon people.
@SergeantC23 жыл бұрын
What do the merchants DO with the severed dog heads?
@dublynwilde10483 жыл бұрын
9:05 I'm not sure if it comes up later in the vid but there's like. Totes an ammo counter in the bottom corner. It's terribly small but it's there
@rRhyan3 жыл бұрын
"Hairstyles change your entire face shape and skin, and it got weird name like Bob, William, Psycho" I think it might be picking heads Josh, lol
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
17:30 just yesterday I've played Rimworld properly for the first time. I think this is how it would look in third person to watch my guy fight a maneater ram and repeatedly fall unconscious from its attacks.
@patchesm3 жыл бұрын
"They have certainly got some audio balancing to do, because getting close to the doctor makes this happen" ... Yeah I don't see an issue here
@Maddinhpws3 жыл бұрын
Yeah right? It is fucking hillarious to come close to the doctor and you just start hearing soviet music.
@KHETTIUS2 жыл бұрын
I played this game many moons ago when it was szone, so here's some context regarding this and Stay out(also known as Stalker online). This basically started out as a single project called Stalker online, there were issues with the development team and they split into two seperate projects, both claiming legal ownership over the source code and game assets. One side of the split became Szone, the other continued as Stalker online. Both have taken quite different development paths, szone focused on more traditional MMO designs, like having pets/companions, where Stalker Online focused primarily on pvp and gun mechnics. Both titles had to change their games respective names for legal reasons for inclusion on Steam, Szone became Anomaly zone and Stalker Online became Stay out. Both titles are inspired by the book Roadside Picinc, the 1979 Stalker movie and GSC's S.T.A.L.K.E.R games.
@notabelic3 жыл бұрын
Great video as always! You can see the ammo counter though. It's that small green bar above the bigger bluer number bar. You'll notice you have 10 max ammo, and when you shoot it goes down and when you reload it goes up. The super small blue gun icon seems to show you how many rounds you have left, still, should be made more obvious.. I think.
@Alejandrakoxxx3 жыл бұрын
those rats must be wearing heavy armor if they need 2 bullets to kill them
@stuglife55143 жыл бұрын
I mean 9x18mm isn’t a very powerful round. I’d be surprised if you could kill a rat with a 9x18 with one shot in real life 😂
@Dan-zs1io2 жыл бұрын
I know everyone already said it, but i just have to: "Think Fallout without power armor" -> so basically STALKER
@theoldrsftw3 жыл бұрын
Ngl the dog spawn camping you was so funny.
@wanderingrook82393 жыл бұрын
9:19 There is a HUD element that has the bullets displayed, bottom right above what I assume is the action bar, the first number deplete when there are fired at the dogs, second is the capacity and the last one is how many left. I will give that it's a smaller than I'd like compared to any other bullet count indicator for a FPS, but it is there or does the it's size just mean it doesn't really count.
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
"My skill level is too low to put on trousers" ...well... it's a russian game, of course you need a specially trained skill for that, why do you think all the gopniks only wear the lvl1 pantwearing jogging pants?
@strawberrylemonadelioness Жыл бұрын
4:23 The music fading in and out is beautiful. Maybe there's just in an echo in that dude's booth.
@multiple60223 жыл бұрын
Oh my god I remember when this game was called sZone Online and me and a friend tried to play it because "omg online STALKER!!!" and we kept getting killed by giant spiders and giant dogs and the interface was a mess to follow
@WizardChadillac3 жыл бұрын
I couldn't remember the name but i played with a buddy back in those days it was confusing bit of chaos lol
@yeetiesprime3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, with games like these, I always feel like it's a new studio or group of people who get into wanting to make an MMO. They spend a good year or two on it, get a good thing going, but then realize that either their team size or team strength is going to require another three years to get a good MMO rolled out. So they either quit out of frustration/lack of patience or they fear that putting in the five plus years just isn't going to be worth it in the end and quit while rolling out what they have in the hopes that maybe someone will spend money somewhere, either through cash shop or donations, and they can recoup at least some of their losses.
@wildwolfdante3 жыл бұрын
I remember this one from quite back when it was called Szone. I think this was an attempt at making a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. mmo without actually calling that since the ones who made it didn't have the licence. I think this was actually more of a fan project if anything.
@acarter98062 жыл бұрын
The doctor's loud music aura is actually just what happens if you approach an Average Ex-Soviet Male
@halfgrape86963 жыл бұрын
Out of all "Worst MMO Ever" videos he's done, he needs to make a video about the king of them all
@AltinaXIV3 жыл бұрын
That cant come anytime soon. I need more first.
@fatcat20153 жыл бұрын
World of Warcraft
@DarthSears3 жыл бұрын
@@fatcat2015 Or perhaps Final Fantasy 14.
@Alejandrakoxxx3 жыл бұрын
how about Star Citizen?
@sebawuba85333 жыл бұрын
@@DarthSears as a "worst mmo"? Huh
@sirtiddlebupkins83713 жыл бұрын
Love this series, truly I do. Hey Josh, got a suggestion for next in line. Mabinogi; a fundamentally broken 'kawaii-desu bullshit' game with a terrible cash shop, yet exceedingly unique style. I think it would be fun to see you pick it apart.
@bonesyrather54903 жыл бұрын
Make Josh play S.T.A.L.K.E.R and then E.Y.E : Divine Cybermancy
@MaitreMechant3 жыл бұрын
My legs are OK
@Ty-ri7dy3 жыл бұрын
Well, to be fair, a 'bob' is a kind of haircut.
@silverreaps68033 жыл бұрын
This has quickly become my favourite series on all of youtube
@Walican1323 жыл бұрын
I hope you enjoy making these videos, because I love them. Especially when you have good feedback. Keep up the amazing work.
@bopeton3 жыл бұрын
Guess you've never played STALKER because you keep comparing this to Fallout.
@Firevine3 жыл бұрын
There's some neat things going on here. That shot of the birds circling over the building was honestly pretty cool. What a shame about the rest of it.
@krilc3 жыл бұрын
Here's a fun game you can play: try scrolling through the comments on this video and find any that DON'T mention the fact that this MMO is based on S.T.A.L.K.E.R as if they are the first to notice and post this shocking mindblowing fact and as if the top comment (the first thing you see) doesn't have 1.4k likes also mentioning this, try to find three in a row I dare you. and you can't count this one because if you didn't know this game may be ripping off S.T.A.L.K.E.R
@dubugga2 жыл бұрын
I should have taken the user reviews into consideration on Steam. I never usually listen to critics so jumping into this with optimism was really the best thing I had going for me. I really thought I was an idiot for not understanding the complexity of the ammo usage and stamina and even the world building through text. Thanks for showing me I wasn't alone in this experience xD Edit: i just realized that I played Stay Out. Not this one.. further proving your point made towards the end.
@mordador27023 жыл бұрын
Honestly, what i got out of this video is a desire to see Josh play Stalker.
@hekirb33822 жыл бұрын
I love the delivery of that "don't do that, you look ridiculous" at 2:05, he sounds like a parent calling out their kid or something
@qty13153 жыл бұрын
Most of the comment section: "Whaaaatttt?! How have you never heard of the moderately popular series S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? All of the cool kids are playing it."
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
Tbh, if you're establishing yourself as a gaming authority, you should have heard of it. It's moderately popular amongst the general populace but XKCD-level popular with people actually deciding the future of gaming.
@lipsontajgordongrunk43283 жыл бұрын
@@PosthumanHeresy except all of his content pretty much revolves around MMO’s, so since STALKER isn’t an MMO it wouldn’t surprise me for him to not know anything about it. STALKER is an incredibly niche game.
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
@@lipsontajgordongrunk4328 Presenting yourself as an expert means you need to know how to google and read a page that you screenshot to put in your video.
@kelnhide3 жыл бұрын
@@PosthumanHeresy you don't need to know all the game franchises to know what good game design is. That's not how it works.
@PosthumanHeresy3 жыл бұрын
@@kelnhide That's also not my point. My point is you should know the history. There's more to being an expert than mechanical expertise.
@Demonhunter179 Жыл бұрын
16:30 youtube timing is perfect. Lol. I had an ad pop up right before he said the game crashed.
@keinname18963 жыл бұрын
I just wanted to leave a comment, that wasn't mentioning STALKER. Goddammit.
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
Funny thing is that stalker, as it is right now, is a better mmo than this, which was supposed to be "stalker, but what it would be if they actually finished the MMO part".
@2dollarchickenwings6893 жыл бұрын
except there's nothing that makes it an MMO.
@Mikko_Hamalainen3 жыл бұрын
I actually enjoyed this game alot in something like 2012 when it was named "stalker online" and it was not in steam. Its pretty old game.
@user-yy2pg4bt9d3 жыл бұрын
would you consider doing a video on wurm online? i remember playing it years ago when i was a kid and having a terrible time. apparently the mods and community was terrible too. idk how much has changed but it may be interesting (or dreadfully boring) to try out
@koiyune44922 жыл бұрын
Your wish was granted
@user-yy2pg4bt9d2 жыл бұрын
OH AWESOME thanks for telling me
@paragonrobbie92703 жыл бұрын
You can look at the name alone and be like "Okay, it's STALKER isn't it?"
@skeletonwar44453 жыл бұрын
Yup
@mr.smileytm3 жыл бұрын
Love your videos! Have you ever considered talking about the massive flop that was Wildstar?
@HotdogDivebomb3 жыл бұрын
Just thought I'd point out that the game actually did tell you your ammo count. (you could see it going down in the bottom right above the slots that appeared to be skill slots) The UI element was entirely too small, tho'.
@benjaminolson72063 жыл бұрын
Now I know what's been holding me back in life: I need to level up my shirt wearing skill.
@nawothnig3 жыл бұрын
TBC is out for a few days and he still gives us the content we want
@tizzytyke3 жыл бұрын
Hey Josh. I Im a new subber and im loving your channel so much, i always have your vidoes on in back ground. I was wondering tho, Have you ever played King of Kings 3 which used to be on Gamigo and if so what did you think of it ? I Have been looking for a game that captures whats KOK 3 was but no luck
@MidnightSt3 жыл бұрын
"Pressing Q throws some garbage..." Oh, he's never heard of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. before... those are your bolts you throw to check for ...anomalies... in The Zone...
@raideion26673 жыл бұрын
love your content josh keep up the good work. By the way have you though of reviewing Raid shadow legends
@D.Aniel893 жыл бұрын
Dude, you have never heard about S.T.A.L.K.E.R. series? Wow
@Highsen3 жыл бұрын
He's not the smartest. A few videos ago he was complaining about his framerate because he thought the CPU was the same as his graphics card.
@ovinr31873 жыл бұрын
@@Highsen WAIT WHAT NOW which video was this?
@citizensnips38503 жыл бұрын
@@Highsen Forreal which video was that?
@peluchefps3 жыл бұрын
@@Highsen Video?
@peteeblack70613 жыл бұрын
My dad started playing this game about 9 years ago, actually. Game has long history. First it was Stalker online, then devs had some quarrel and split up into SZone online and Stay out. Stay out would keep poking on SZone for odd reasons so they relaunched under the new name. 3rd and 1st person view are actually both in Szone and anomaly zone, (its F3 to switch). So yeah, most of what you saw is from like 2010-2011. Havent seen any interesting new content there in a while. (The map you explored is a starting city btw, there is much more stuff there)