The Easy Guide On Making Just About Any Smoothie

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Joshua Weissman

Joshua Weissman

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@JoGurk
@JoGurk 5 жыл бұрын
you should try putting kale in your smoothie.
@320homestead9
@320homestead9 5 жыл бұрын
😆😆
@penelopepigeon8505
@penelopepigeon8505 5 жыл бұрын
🤣😁😘
@air_
@air_ 5 жыл бұрын
Disgusting
@anastaziya7330
@anastaziya7330 5 жыл бұрын
😂
@danaobaid1902
@danaobaid1902 5 жыл бұрын
j grk I agree
@BooksWithBaileyRené
@BooksWithBaileyRené 3 жыл бұрын
Best smoothie I've ever had was from a Jamaican food truck almost 6 years ago. It was pineapple, ginger, mango and lime. I still dream about it.
@alasticastar5589
@alasticastar5589 3 жыл бұрын
make it
@toukawisteria327
@toukawisteria327 3 жыл бұрын
That sounds bomb
@babifacedcutie09
@babifacedcutie09 3 жыл бұрын
I think I have all these things in my house right now. Sounds amazing!
@Queerlien
@Queerlien 2 жыл бұрын
I use ginger and lemon in my smoothies and it works like a charm. I need to try lime.
@mishakrah7415
@mishakrah7415 2 жыл бұрын
Okay.. I want to try this now
@kaseywahl
@kaseywahl 5 жыл бұрын
"These are dates not turds" Damn, didn't know this video was about my love life.
@Anu-YT394
@Anu-YT394 5 жыл бұрын
Oh shit.........that must've hurt
@randomwacko7929
@randomwacko7929 5 жыл бұрын
Oh oh, ok
@4it4k
@4it4k 5 жыл бұрын
I snorted.
@doublebubblediscoqwn3058
@doublebubblediscoqwn3058 5 жыл бұрын
I felt that on a personal level
@captainrobots1
@captainrobots1 5 жыл бұрын
What love life 😂
@rachellowe8896
@rachellowe8896 4 жыл бұрын
"Put your liquid first" Puts dates first "Dont use ice" Uses ice "I'm not a smoothie person" Proceeds to make smoothies
@TieflingKumasi
@TieflingKumasi 3 жыл бұрын
He also did say to ignore the fact that he put dates in first
@anneliekesars2563
@anneliekesars2563 3 жыл бұрын
And he told why he used ice in this one
@pascal9470
@pascal9470 3 жыл бұрын
And he made the video, not because hes a smoothie person, but because other people are and want to make their own smoothies
@itslongford
@itslongford 3 жыл бұрын
Its the 3 musketeers ^^^
@Free-Asbestos
@Free-Asbestos 3 жыл бұрын
Incredible.
@booney409
@booney409 4 жыл бұрын
Just made the chocolate peanut butter smoothie following this recipe and it’s delicious. The dates do something magical to this combination of flavors, 10/10.
@jackschiro6269
@jackschiro6269 5 жыл бұрын
Everyone else- *puts kale in cup* Joshua- WhAt DiD i SaY¿¡¿¡
@skrafath6665
@skrafath6665 4 жыл бұрын
Bro
@manz848
@manz848 4 жыл бұрын
That’s so funny I’m litteraly dying
@finthehuman3649
@finthehuman3649 4 жыл бұрын
I'm confused, why doesn't he like kale?
@diosol_
@diosol_ 4 жыл бұрын
FinTheHuman cause it gross in a smoothie, the flavor is bad in it and shows to much unlike spinach in which you can barely taste it. I dont think he has a problem with it outside of smoothies
@finthehuman3649
@finthehuman3649 4 жыл бұрын
@@diosol_ ohh this makes sense Personally I dont like spinach so I'd prefer the taste of kale 😂
@TienNguyen-cg6qp
@TienNguyen-cg6qp 5 жыл бұрын
i love the fact that he used metal straw instead of the plastic one to enhance the sophistication of this video
@imalreadypj2790
@imalreadypj2790 5 жыл бұрын
tien nguyen you mean enhance the hipsterness haha
@ragdoll49
@ragdoll49 5 жыл бұрын
More likely because he cares about the planet.
@numericbin9983
@numericbin9983 5 жыл бұрын
And it's healthier too. Plastics aren't that good for hormonal balance
@trygveevensen171
@trygveevensen171 5 жыл бұрын
@@ragdoll49 tbh, I much prefer plastic straws and they're not gonna ruin the planet if disposed of properly (only my opinion tho)
@ragdoll49
@ragdoll49 5 жыл бұрын
@@trygveevensen171 There are already microplastics in our air, which we breathe, and our water, we are consuming. Polluting the oceans, harming animals...
@kyoshinja7134
@kyoshinja7134 5 жыл бұрын
“When I make smoothies, I have a few rules and none of them involve Kale” You godsend 😂
@fatougueye701
@fatougueye701 4 жыл бұрын
*&& )6o6 Guy u
@Kiran-ps1ts
@Kiran-ps1ts 4 жыл бұрын
I did the 999th like
@Louisiana666
@Louisiana666 4 жыл бұрын
Technically one does involve kale... don’t use it
@vrushalioak7105
@vrushalioak7105 2 жыл бұрын
My thoughts exactly 😁
@rosi6697
@rosi6697 Жыл бұрын
why no kale??
@jeremiahmarkusmedia6915
@jeremiahmarkusmedia6915 3 жыл бұрын
I use Orange Gatorade Zero as my fluid. Add Frozen Mangoes, Frozen berries, boom tastes exactly like Jamba Juice.. And thanks for sharing! Adding dates and putting liquid first to save the blades is a new one for me
@vinalipatel
@vinalipatel 3 жыл бұрын
Dates soaked in milk for a couple of hours or overnight takes the smoothie to a whole new level.
@beckwilde
@beckwilde 3 жыл бұрын
That's awesome. I'll give that a try!
@karomancia
@karomancia 3 жыл бұрын
Can we use almond milk?
@KAFaye-nk5tl
@KAFaye-nk5tl 3 жыл бұрын
@@karomancia yes
@GiraffeFlavored
@GiraffeFlavored 3 жыл бұрын
What does that like.. accomplish? Sounds interesting though
@amarugo4224
@amarugo4224 2 жыл бұрын
Woahh Thanks for the info
@funnytime1111
@funnytime1111 5 жыл бұрын
Personally I like to make a batch of “smoothie bags” and put them in the freezer. Chop the fruits and veg, freeze, when you want it pop that in the blender, add liquids, badabing you got a nice smoothie
@emily2k111
@emily2k111 4 жыл бұрын
Allison Acosta that’s a good idea.
@Salam-ti1up
@Salam-ti1up 4 жыл бұрын
yess
@eddygci8
@eddygci8 4 жыл бұрын
Genius!
@nyomnyom72
@nyomnyom72 4 жыл бұрын
Hmm you gave me an idea!
@antarctica1555
@antarctica1555 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks for the idea
@aparajitasarker9989
@aparajitasarker9989 5 жыл бұрын
Finally someone agrees with me on ice cubes diluting stuff
@Axelrun1994
@Axelrun1994 5 жыл бұрын
@Kai Hall let's remember that this doesn't apply to alcoholic of soft drink beverages that have whole ice cubes. If you put just a bit of ice, the heat from the ambient temperature and the liquid will make it melt faster so you're left with a watered down and hot, shitty drink. If you put a lot of ice then it keeps cooler for longer and doesn't melt half as fast. The reason it's better to use frozen fruit rather than ice in smoothies is because fruit is already 80%+ water and the sugars in the fruit aren't as concentrated as in a cocacola. It all about context. Edit: forgot to mention that a big benefit of Frozen fruti over using ice in smoothies is that the drink will take a lot longer to "separate" as it happens sometimes when the solids go to the top and the water stays at the bottom. I think this is the most horrible thing to see when you ask for a smoothie and it's already separated by the time the waiter gets it to your table
@bellenesatan
@bellenesatan 5 жыл бұрын
i love to put frozen strawberries in my soda and when Im done with the glass I just eat the thawed strawberries for a fizzy fruity treat.
@cloudybee3653
@cloudybee3653 5 жыл бұрын
@@bellenesatan big brain
@charlie_mario6292
@charlie_mario6292 5 жыл бұрын
At the college I went to my roommate who had a lisp who was annoying as hell with an alarm that would wake him up and not me who I had to yell at to wake up in the morning who thinks that cooking chicken unseasoned and dipping it in barbecue sauce counts as seasoning says that “without the ithe, the flavor would be too sthrong” As you could probably tell, we did not get along.
@sionry5229
@sionry5229 5 жыл бұрын
@@bellenesatan I do this with too! :D
@KatieGrady1997
@KatieGrady1997 5 жыл бұрын
I was using almond milk in my smoothies for a long time. I just switched to coconut milk and it’s incredible.
@kimberlycastillo2697
@kimberlycastillo2697 4 жыл бұрын
I like coconut milk in smoothies with lots of veggies because coconut milk is much more sweet the almond milk. I like almond milk in smoothies with lots of sweet fruits because I don’t want the coconut milk to over power the sweetness
@samanthagupta
@samanthagupta 4 жыл бұрын
I’ve been using chobani vanilla oat milk! So. Creamy.
@kawaiicat2424
@kawaiicat2424 4 жыл бұрын
I use soja milk for the protein
@gowric198
@gowric198 4 жыл бұрын
@@kimberlycastillo2697 what about the cholestrol?
@nonce2467
@nonce2467 4 жыл бұрын
If you add milk it is therefore a milkshake
@KaiTheInfinate
@KaiTheInfinate 3 жыл бұрын
My home economics teacher played this for my class for a food lab I loved the video so I found you
@specimenlarry6068
@specimenlarry6068 3 жыл бұрын
I really like putting yogurt in my smoothies, makes it nice and thicc. You can use flavored or plain yogurt. Be careful not to put to much yogurt because it will be very tart I would say a 3rd of a cup is a good amount.
@Eggzy-b7f
@Eggzy-b7f 2 жыл бұрын
Thicc? Oddball
@9deekay
@9deekay 2 жыл бұрын
t h i c c
@MetalxXxMayhem
@MetalxXxMayhem 2 жыл бұрын
T H I C C Just the way I like em.
@codenameuniccorn2412
@codenameuniccorn2412 2 жыл бұрын
I thought that was the whole point haha
@bipbop3121
@bipbop3121 2 жыл бұрын
To me if there isn't yogurt it isn't a smoothie, it's juice, shake, soup, etc, but not a smoothie.
@LeoneL1480
@LeoneL1480 5 жыл бұрын
In liquid, you forgert to mencion Rum. You are the best Joshua
@erikeinmo8607
@erikeinmo8607 5 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite comment.
@folded_pizza
@folded_pizza 4 жыл бұрын
Now I'm hungry
@rohansaxena166
@rohansaxena166 5 жыл бұрын
When I worked in a Smoothie store, the best item to create texture to the smoothie was nonfat Frozen yogurt/sherbet. Ex) Apple Juice + Non fat vanilla froyo + Strawberries & Banana (all frozen). Nice, thick consistency, and delicious
@anti-ethniccleansing465
@anti-ethniccleansing465 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly… I always made my smoothies with frozen yogurt and I was surprised to not see him make one version with it at least lol.
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
even just regular yoghurt works well too
@aidenkolesnikoff7928
@aidenkolesnikoff7928 5 жыл бұрын
I once took one bite of kale and lifted an entire school bus with my mind.
@cosmocelli
@cosmocelli 4 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂
@robertcollins4663
@robertcollins4663 Жыл бұрын
Popeye?
@happyellf
@happyellf 4 жыл бұрын
My daily smoothie: 140 g frozen fruit (usually blueberry or strawberry for me, but mango is good too) 100 g frozen banana slices (I slice and freeze on a silpat, then put them in a zip-lock baggie or freezer container) 50 g spinach (I buy fresh spinach, then freeze it) 140 g greek yogurt (team Chobani all the way) 230 g liquid (I do half orange or pineapple juice and half non-dairy milk) This is super basic, but you get a pretty consistent amount and viscosity every time. I also add spirulina powder, but that does not add to the taste or texture of the smoothie at all. If I am more hungry, I add 1/2 c cooked instant oats that I pre-blend. It adds nice fiber and bulk to the smoothie to keep you full for a longer time.
@powerofanime1
@powerofanime1 4 жыл бұрын
"When I get a smoothie, I have a few rules. And none of them include kale." Amen, brother.
@toshamccarty5115
@toshamccarty5115 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah, they don't tell you that kale tastes peppery.
@hunkpapa5843
@hunkpapa5843 3 жыл бұрын
@@toshamccarty5115 not if you add a banana or something sweet
@garrettjones2898
@garrettjones2898 5 жыл бұрын
Just imagine this guys fridge
@Alan-xg4yr
@Alan-xg4yr 4 жыл бұрын
fridge? you mean a goddamn house full of foods
@SpiritKat1
@SpiritKat1 4 жыл бұрын
whoa
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe 4 жыл бұрын
He should move us to his fridge instead of the cabinet. We’d only need sweaters.
@_Yombo
@_Yombo 4 жыл бұрын
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@garrettjones2898
@garrettjones2898 4 жыл бұрын
@@_Yombo and this explains what ?
@jabrenthompson5884
@jabrenthompson5884 5 жыл бұрын
Quick tip: I found putting kale in any smoothie really helps expand the flavor.
@vanessa-tb3kz
@vanessa-tb3kz 5 жыл бұрын
It expands it to hell
@yourmumsstrapon3774
@yourmumsstrapon3774 5 жыл бұрын
Vanessa LMFAO this sent me
@RIXRADvidz
@RIXRADvidz 4 жыл бұрын
as it returns to you mouth and expands out your face holes......!!!!>>SPEW
@unoriginal1086
@unoriginal1086 4 жыл бұрын
kale makes me want to have sold my soul to satan
@YouKnowMeDuh
@YouKnowMeDuh 4 жыл бұрын
@@vanessa-tb3kz Wide is the path. I'm dying XD
@markcaesar4443
@markcaesar4443 5 жыл бұрын
I bought a Nutri-Bullet a short while back and I've been getting into the smoothies. I think your best tip here was about freezing the fruit before you use it. Smoothies are a great way to up your fruit and veg count for the day, they taste great too. I tried putting kale into one, like you, I'm not a fan.
@callanc3925
@callanc3925 2 жыл бұрын
not to mention if youre a gym nerd it can double as a protein shake
@noahkostman6049
@noahkostman6049 Жыл бұрын
your videos have planned out my entire day, first the eggs, then the smoothie, and then the orange chicken. W Creator
@Amm1ttai
@Amm1ttai 4 жыл бұрын
You can use yogurt instead of milk as well. I like Icelandic style yogurt in mine. And I agree, you can't hide the taste of kale. Spinach works just fine.
@abodemoose6181
@abodemoose6181 5 жыл бұрын
How to make a smoothie: 1- have an expensive and powerful blender
@Zuraneve
@Zuraneve 5 жыл бұрын
I use a ninja blender for my smoothies. Works fine for me.
@nowonmetube
@nowonmetube 5 жыл бұрын
70 Euros isn't expensive though 😏
@timfrey2358
@timfrey2358 5 жыл бұрын
I have a Hamilton Beach something or other, 16 oz with a travel mug lid, I got for free by doing surveys on the internet for points, Target has the same one for like $20 or 30 I think, it works fine for me.
@catorb6607
@catorb6607 5 жыл бұрын
@@timfrey2358 i have a cheap blender too, and you can make most smoothies, but you need some strong shit to blend apples
@gregoryklemkowski1130
@gregoryklemkowski1130 5 жыл бұрын
Not true at all
@andrewanri7349
@andrewanri7349 5 жыл бұрын
Dear Joshua, have you considered making kvas (another fermented drink) in foreseeable future?
@PLANDerLinde99
@PLANDerLinde99 5 жыл бұрын
Oy blin. Boris would be proud.
@afrojackboi3567
@afrojackboi3567 5 жыл бұрын
Yes comrade
@curbotize
@curbotize 5 жыл бұрын
Omg. Yes please.
@ahadahmad2187
@ahadahmad2187 5 жыл бұрын
Only following the Babushka’s recipe
@curbotize
@curbotize 5 жыл бұрын
@@ahadahmad2187 I think kvas is the dedushka recipe lol
@beaucheney3121
@beaucheney3121 5 жыл бұрын
We, the audience: tied up in Joshua's closet Joshua: "I'm not much of a smoothie guy..."
@clockworkalmond1032
@clockworkalmond1032 4 жыл бұрын
okay this is funny
@colonelcalcium6219
@colonelcalcium6219 4 жыл бұрын
Only in my dreams
@yt-sh
@yt-sh 3 жыл бұрын
"..but I will drink your blood"
@humodake817
@humodake817 3 жыл бұрын
Papa no kiss you 😂😂😂
@ijkdenem
@ijkdenem 3 жыл бұрын
if this is how good he is gonna feed me i will gladly live in the pantry.
@mackenziekieffer591
@mackenziekieffer591 2 жыл бұрын
I also am not a fan of finding leafy greens in my smoothie but I know spinach is a good addition- I actually freeze my spinach too and I think it works better for me!!
@dustinfuca5240
@dustinfuca5240 3 жыл бұрын
The difference between Josh‘s confidence level is huge from here to now. I love it. Keep growing, Papa!
@eduardorodriguez4899
@eduardorodriguez4899 5 жыл бұрын
I liked the music instead of bleeping in the curse word
@jettandprincess
@jettandprincess 5 жыл бұрын
HOW ABOUT A VIDEO ON MAKING NUT BUTTERS
@charlie_mario6292
@charlie_mario6292 5 жыл бұрын
jethram blend roasted nuts. Wipe sides of the blender. Simple as hell
@jettandprincess
@jettandprincess 5 жыл бұрын
WalnutTime I want a b roll
@charlie_mario6292
@charlie_mario6292 5 жыл бұрын
jethram make it yourself
@MRasgaitisGaming
@MRasgaitisGaming 5 жыл бұрын
WalnutTime we want b roll
@seodoreriddle
@seodoreriddle 5 жыл бұрын
@@charlie_mario6292 B ROLL B ROLL B ROLL B RO
@gillgherman2762
@gillgherman2762 5 жыл бұрын
My old local smoothie shop did themed musical drinks, the best was the Yellow Submarine which was frozen melon balls, apple juice, frozen pineapple, frozen green grapes, and lemon sherbet which was heavenly in summer 😋❤️
@growingwiththewades8093
@growingwiththewades8093 2 жыл бұрын
I’m sure someone has already said this somewhere but anyways you should use coconut water instead of regular water. More nutrients and it adds a nice subtle taste
@LilybethII
@LilybethII Жыл бұрын
My go-to smoothie is frozen banana, frozen strawberries, an apple, orange juice and a handful of spinach (sometimes I add a stick of celery). My second favourite is just an apple, 1/4 red beet, 1 stick of celery, water and some lemon juice. 😊
@xcii9215
@xcii9215 5 жыл бұрын
he really need to flex that vitamix blender tho
@Axelrun1994
@Axelrun1994 5 жыл бұрын
When I got one it was worth a kidney but that shit will probably outlive my grandchildren
@nowonmetube
@nowonmetube 5 жыл бұрын
I gotta blender that's way cheaper and even better too
@chelsea7590
@chelsea7590 5 жыл бұрын
nowonmetube ninja
@nowonmetube
@nowonmetube 5 жыл бұрын
@@chelsea7590 it cost me 70 bucks and is better quality than the Vitamix 🤣
@magnetar2524
@magnetar2524 5 жыл бұрын
nowonmetube peasant
@ggboy292
@ggboy292 4 жыл бұрын
Wow, a youtuber that said "Honey" and didn't go into an advertisement ! Subbed
@lucymgray
@lucymgray 5 жыл бұрын
my mom trying to feed me and my sister: "these are dates, not turds."
@alia4976
@alia4976 4 жыл бұрын
When my sister was little she thought tamarinds were fingers 😂
@nancykurpaitis7928
@nancykurpaitis7928 2 жыл бұрын
Just bought a blender to make smoothies. SO GLAD YOU'RE THE FIRST VIDEO I FOUND!!!!! TKS!!!!!
@hayabusayoutubeyt
@hayabusayoutubeyt 4 ай бұрын
Timestamps for recipes: 2:42 Mango, Carrot, Peach and Banana. 3:13 Strawberry. 3:37 Chocolate Peanut Butter. 4:20 Ginger, Spinach, Pineapple and Lemon.
@EthanBWeather
@EthanBWeather 4 жыл бұрын
I tend to experiment when making my smoothies (if it tells you anything, I never measure my ingredients Lol). One recent interesting thing I did recently was a cherry smoothie, where I added vanilla almond milk, frozen black cherries, a small amount of 100% real cherry juice, and cherry Greek yogurt. Next stop: a strawberry-peach smoothie.
@saylife555
@saylife555 2 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter banana if you’ve tried that it’s amazing
@Queerlien
@Queerlien 2 жыл бұрын
Celery surprisingly works really well in smoothies
@gabriellls1145
@gabriellls1145 4 жыл бұрын
I did this really weird thing once when I heard that stinging nettles (urtica dioica) are actually a superfood (which they are), so I picked some and made a banana-peanut-stinging nettle-ice-milk smoothie and it was actually really good.
@Fuzzysea693
@Fuzzysea693 Жыл бұрын
How did you keep it from hurting you?
@Luckyyshot
@Luckyyshot Жыл бұрын
@@Fuzzysea693 It's only the leaf that sting, so when picking them just avoid the leaves.
@shibubasheer
@shibubasheer 4 жыл бұрын
Nice guide. Just tried pure vanilla extract with banana, dates and oats and it tasted awesome for a breakfast smoothie.
@Lovedhurtlost
@Lovedhurtlost 3 жыл бұрын
I like to use plain oats and oat milk in my banana strawberry smoothies, as well as vanilla yogurt. Sometimes I might add spinach or kale (lol) to it.
@Leo-gl1ne
@Leo-gl1ne 4 жыл бұрын
Love his challenges and his content but I really do appreciate his editing style... like incorporation of dope music and the classic B-roll.... so addictive to watch legit
@1Seanmb
@1Seanmb 5 жыл бұрын
You've forgotten the best liquid for smoothies, alcohol.
@Draganovaa
@Draganovaa 5 жыл бұрын
Hello Mr alcoholic
@violetsibley
@violetsibley 5 жыл бұрын
lmfao 😂
@SollomonTheWise
@SollomonTheWise 5 жыл бұрын
Sometimes we all need help and there are manu support groups out there for alcoholics
@FireflyJuu
@FireflyJuu 5 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho add some vanilla ice cream to your screwdrivers. It's superr good
@n0yn0y
@n0yn0y 4 жыл бұрын
antifreeze for me
@yeonbeom
@yeonbeom 5 жыл бұрын
The montage is literally provides me with sense of calmness for reasons unknown 🧡🍂
@ToxicKnyfe
@ToxicKnyfe 5 жыл бұрын
I begun to catch myself always saying B-roll with you...
@kylahortaleza
@kylahortaleza 5 жыл бұрын
@Disha Basu haha i feel ya!!!
@qi8643
@qi8643 5 жыл бұрын
weird place to find another realm player lmfao
@folded_pizza
@folded_pizza 4 жыл бұрын
I just close my eyes to enjoy the sound of the phrase
@thibaultconner4576
@thibaultconner4576 2 жыл бұрын
i watch you so im not alone cooking thank you
@reneecole2567
@reneecole2567 4 жыл бұрын
Dragon fruit makes the smoothie a really pretty color. Adding some protein powder makes it a bit more nutritious as well. Just not too much or the smoothie will become a grainy
@SunniDae333
@SunniDae333 5 жыл бұрын
*I KNOW YOU SAID NOT TO CONVINCE YOU TO USE KALE, I'M SORRY--* but have you ever tried baby kale? Without the stems? Much, much milder flavor.
@lorainec7863
@lorainec7863 4 жыл бұрын
Adel Al 😉
@autumnxoxox6725
@autumnxoxox6725 4 жыл бұрын
Kale = no
@kubistonek
@kubistonek 4 жыл бұрын
is it healthy? or why ppl use it?
@kubistonek
@kubistonek 4 жыл бұрын
@Adel Al who the fuck is sea man?
@WiggedyWorm
@WiggedyWorm 4 жыл бұрын
Adel Al #relatable
@cenoaceno3251
@cenoaceno3251 5 жыл бұрын
I use homemade yogurt in all my smoothies cuz it makes them THICC
@autumnxoxox6725
@autumnxoxox6725 4 жыл бұрын
Well becky no normal human being makes homemade yogurt but you
@dawadolkar9732
@dawadolkar9732 4 жыл бұрын
autumnxoxo x I do 🤡
@linodontknow787
@linodontknow787 4 жыл бұрын
@@dawadolkar9732 yea :o
@SmthAbout.Money.SmellsLikeLove
@SmthAbout.Money.SmellsLikeLove 3 жыл бұрын
@@autumnxoxox6725 **confused turkish noises**
@Grimm_Butterfly
@Grimm_Butterfly 3 жыл бұрын
Just in case you didn't get it, entire countries of people make their own home made yogurt. Yoplait was fucking disgusting and an insult. They refused to finish the cup. They had better their whole life in the village.
@themaladjustedone
@themaladjustedone 3 жыл бұрын
Loved this video. I won't lie, I hit the like button as soon as you stated kale doesn't belong in your smoothie.
@skittles2055
@skittles2055 2 жыл бұрын
😂 2:37 text was unexpected and gave me the best unexpected laugh. It’s surprising and stupid in a funny way. Thanks
@popelgruner595
@popelgruner595 5 жыл бұрын
You had me at "none of them include kale".
@parvathia2004
@parvathia2004 5 жыл бұрын
Here for this! 🙌🏼 Also, KALE IS FOR SALAD AND CHIPS.
@KhanggiTanka
@KhanggiTanka 5 жыл бұрын
Kale is for nothing kale is for inedible
@gyl8452
@gyl8452 5 жыл бұрын
kale is for rabbits
@kalykadnos
@kalykadnos 5 жыл бұрын
kale is for boring stuff
@rebeccapresti9650
@rebeccapresti9650 5 жыл бұрын
Kale leaves sauteed in the pan from searing pork cops, pat of butter, salt & pepper, deglaze either with stock, wine or cider vinegar..yum!
@starshot5172
@starshot5172 5 жыл бұрын
* Cries in boerenkool met worst *
@Trynsa
@Trynsa 4 жыл бұрын
I just found you, recently, and have been binging through your catalogue. This one hit home for me. I have some rules, for myself, that seem to overlap with yours (I've only barely started though, I could be wrong). 1. The only leafy vegetable I can accept in my smoothie is spinach, and that shit better be fresh. The tiniest bit of wilt gives a specific flavor that WILL make me gag, usually leading to instantaneous vomit. Don't even try to Mr. Creosote me on this. 2. No ice. Freeze the fruit if you want it icy. Use sherbet or sorbet. Something with flavor. Freeze some juice cubes, if you must. 3. Keep the "green" flavors (thinking spirulina, etc.) to a minimum, and get some acidity to cut it. Sure, it's good for you, but you don't need THAT much, and smoothies aren't meant to taste like I'm drinking my lawn. My stepmother would make smoothies with fresh, unfrozen fruit, water, ice cubes, and gross herbal additives. She even admitted it didn't exactly taste good. But, "It's not THAT bad, so don't complain, and just drink it." Don't do that to yourselves, folks. You deserve better. Keep it fun and tasty, while keeping it healthy! Those concepts don't need to be mutually exclusive. (Edit) I accept your ice usage in the peanut butter, but I can't bring myself to drink nut butter smoothies. It's a texture revolt moment for me!
@vivianho7252
@vivianho7252 Жыл бұрын
I am okay with lawn flavor (spinach, kale, cucumber, arugula, matcha) I am NOT OKAY with dirt flavor (spirulina)
@kaelynmilligan6693
@kaelynmilligan6693 4 жыл бұрын
I am a smoothie obsessed person and these are the best smoothie recipes I've seen
@sweetstar383
@sweetstar383 3 жыл бұрын
I just want to let you know how addicted I got to smoothies because of this video. ITS SO EASY AND DELICIOUS.
@erasingtraceslilia1137
@erasingtraceslilia1137 5 жыл бұрын
When he said „none of them include kale“ I felt that.
@kaszapps
@kaszapps 5 жыл бұрын
Congrats on making opening the next door in your career, very excited to hear what's next! Would really love to see an indepth/bulletproof from scratch vinegar recipe for your fermentation segment. So many ideas for all the seasonal fruit!
@valencia878
@valencia878 4 жыл бұрын
4:33 Josh: "one large handful of spinach" description: one _small_ handful of spinach me: *visible confusion*
@rave90210
@rave90210 4 жыл бұрын
Ur profile pic made me think about my old cat :*(
@catherine5526
@catherine5526 2 жыл бұрын
What I've learned as that fruits & veggies that are the same color goes very well together in smoothies.
@joelperez7199
@joelperez7199 2 жыл бұрын
Every food I’ve locked up this dude is allways the first one that pops up 💯 I like it 😁
@coatedturno2046
@coatedturno2046 5 жыл бұрын
3:38 "So this is a chocolate peanut smoothie" *starts with dates*
@mayshire2372
@mayshire2372 4 жыл бұрын
peach + strawberry + mango + no sugar lemonade = GOODNESS
@teds9092
@teds9092 4 жыл бұрын
You could always freeze the orange juice in an ice try and blend them with your smoothie. You still get a frosty smoothie but no dilution.
@theentertainmentbargainbin7044
@theentertainmentbargainbin7044 3 жыл бұрын
had a job interview at a smoothie place and used this vid to help me study!
@crystalscott6274
@crystalscott6274 3 жыл бұрын
Drinking my kale and pineapple smoothie as I watch this. Love kale!
@chloobirdd
@chloobirdd 4 жыл бұрын
perk of working at smoothie king is i know countless great combination for smoothie. most i came up with in my own through experimenting at work
@floofzykitty5072
@floofzykitty5072 4 жыл бұрын
Also worth noting a lot of fruits can either be classed as watery/juicy or heavy. Mango, banana and avocado* are heavy fruits, if you put them in a smoothie you'll notice they often become the focal point even if you put other things in it in equal quantity. These fruit also naturally go well with milk and greek yoghurt. The only exception to this is avocado, which has a heavy texture, but it's flavour is so mild it doesn't quite act the same as banana and mango. Nectarines, pears, berries etc. are all watery/juicy. If you put these in a blender without some kind of dairy or heavy fruit, it wouldn't even really be a smoothie, it'd just be juice, wouldn't it? I like to have a heavy fruit base that is the focal point of the smoothie, and use watery/juicy fruits to reduce the viscosity whilst still adding interesting flavours.
@OlgaSaysRelax
@OlgaSaysRelax 4 жыл бұрын
As someone who’s worked in kitchens before it’s funny how I knew you had a vitamin just by looking at how the smoothie flows in the blender lol
@JFresh1977
@JFresh1977 3 жыл бұрын
1 cup and 2 cup = 8oz and 16 oz respectively (for us Americans who buy strawberries from the store measured in oz) Intro 0:26 Joshua's love of kale in smoothies 0:55 Liquid Choice 1:25 Fruit Choice 1:55 Vegetable Choice and why kale is the greatest 2:15 Misc. (And why you should add more kale to your smoothies with Joshua's preserved lemons recipe - link in the description) 2:40 Orange Carrot Mango Smoothie 3:15 Strawberry Smoothie 3:40 Chocolate Peanut Butter Smoothie 4:20 Ginger Spinach Pineapple and Lemon Smoothie 4:45 B Roll 5:09 Outro
@CausaNostraLaetitiae
@CausaNostraLaetitiae 3 жыл бұрын
This style of video is sooo much better than the new ones ngl
@glizbane
@glizbane 5 жыл бұрын
Hold up! What was in that honey jar? It looked like garlic and chile flakes. Am I wrong? Do we need more information on that? DID I POSSIBLY MISS A VIDEO?! I dunno.
@dotdotwav
@dotdotwav 5 жыл бұрын
It’s garlic honey. Really good for you
@elgamer3003
@elgamer3003 5 жыл бұрын
@@dotdotwav Yeah, it's something called Allyson or something, it's what us really good for you. You crush the garlic for it, it's like a 2 part epoxy
@vmpere2637
@vmpere2637 5 жыл бұрын
@@elgamer3003 A 2 part epoxy you say?
@rituales
@rituales 5 жыл бұрын
@@elgamer3003 god i love him
@solonharden7685
@solonharden7685 5 жыл бұрын
@@elgamer3003 lmao, its like a 2 part epoxy vinny... allalalliccinamon
@episodesfreak
@episodesfreak 5 жыл бұрын
I feel about Orange juice in smoothies how you feel about kale in smoothies 😅
@ericsalem9791
@ericsalem9791 3 жыл бұрын
Just made this at home, can confirm it was phenomenal. Sucks that I didn’t have any frozen strawberries though and had to resort to 3 ice cubes and a banana to frost it :(
@nightlightabcd
@nightlightabcd 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks! As someone new to all of this, this is good basic stuff!
@billmicheni8822
@billmicheni8822 4 жыл бұрын
i think no one has ever deserved a subscription as much as you man
@kapek3239
@kapek3239 5 жыл бұрын
You're my cooking master ❤️ Lovely like always
@Runstyr
@Runstyr 5 жыл бұрын
I'll use kale in a smoothie if the store is out of baby spinach (surprisingly frequent where I live) but it's certainly not my first choice.
@laurastewart8763
@laurastewart8763 5 жыл бұрын
Real water? 🤣😂 Love your channel. Always makes my day.
@arcturuslotr3143
@arcturuslotr3143 3 жыл бұрын
Men, you're like the Deadpool of the kitchen recipes with your funny comments. Keep going!
@808sandheartbreak2
@808sandheartbreak2 3 жыл бұрын
I loved everything about this 😂😂 the way you feel about Kale is how I feel about bananas.
@tootsieroll453
@tootsieroll453 5 жыл бұрын
I think I just found my favorite KZbin chef
@Gbutler777
@Gbutler777 5 жыл бұрын
Me too!! Love the music too
@hastimehta8906
@hastimehta8906 5 жыл бұрын
This was so satisfying to watch! PS- I hate kale too
@graygrimm2230
@graygrimm2230 5 жыл бұрын
I fell in love with you when you said 'and none of them include kale'
@lukesmialkowski7870
@lukesmialkowski7870 10 ай бұрын
I have never tried adding carrots to my smoothies,but carrot juice is one my favorite things to drink.I will try a maybe make like a peach and carrot smoothie with milk,and just a touch of ice for cold not frozen drink.
@karper4544
@karper4544 3 жыл бұрын
the bird chirping though certain moments in the video is a unnoticed but very nice detail
@munifa4274
@munifa4274 5 жыл бұрын
The crazy thing is that ive literally made every single one of these smoothies
@ingrid3291
@ingrid3291 5 жыл бұрын
Legit teared up from laughing at “these are dates not turds”
@pogchamp366
@pogchamp366 4 жыл бұрын
I’m watching this while drinking a blueberry spinach smoothie.
@johnchrisp2474
@johnchrisp2474 2 жыл бұрын
Thank you for suggesting different ways to get better I do notice the dates peaches or nectarines I like Nectarines ok that peanut butter,wow.. everything on youtube, this is so cool
@Jackiex3e
@Jackiex3e 2 жыл бұрын
Finally, I can make that lamb sauce smoothie I've been craving for so long.
@Rockinxsteve
@Rockinxsteve Жыл бұрын
2:12 “Carrots, beats, spinach, and *fentanyl* ” 💀
@JonayPS
@JonayPS 2 ай бұрын
😂
@gumimade-6577
@gumimade-6577 5 жыл бұрын
"Put your liquid first" Proceed to put dates first
@dablackkitten302
@dablackkitten302 4 жыл бұрын
Your supposed to pretend he didn't do that lol
@madisonburton8753
@madisonburton8753 5 жыл бұрын
wOah OK this is wiLd i was making a smoothie the other day and was like “i should tell joshua to do a video on making a smoothie” dhxjdk but u did before i could tell u🥺
@alisahubartt2209
@alisahubartt2209 2 жыл бұрын
Love the commentary, makes a great video and makes me continue watching!
@Mattwest1985
@Mattwest1985 2 жыл бұрын
Man, I like this dudes style. It’s killer.
@avery4824
@avery4824 5 жыл бұрын
Yesssss! kale is good in some things, but he is right... Even a micron of kale juice is unacceptable in a smoothie... Those are supposed to be refreshing... Not questionably kale-y...
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