Joey Diaz on Watching Porn For the First Time | Joe Rogan

[@toiletpaper6092]

Its weird how joey is only 5 years older than joe but joey looks like he survived both world wars

[@vitox2241]

One word. Drugs.

[@Thawhid]

5years?! NaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh

[@PLsexpicklePL]

It's not only drugs, he 100% eats and treats his body like absolute shit. He looks like a melted candle and his esophagus is dying. Constantly sweating too.

[@sigmamale2316]

dylyn blue he’s gonna die of cardiac arrest soon

[@goat504]

You Guys all talk about drugs like ok but Joey also went through a lot and did a lot of things and wasn’t sheltered with his mom all his life like Rogan

[@Howard2k3k]

If cigars and whiskey had a voice it would be Joey Diaz’

[@Jose-zx2zu]

Or Don Frye

[@andrejm3069]

Or Lemmy Kilmster

[@ikillwithyourtruthholdagai2000]

And pizza

[@pablomartinezsanz3662]

And miley cyrus

[@jonr5467]

Listen cocksuka

[@joshuabanghard6204]

Joey sounds like he eats cigarettes

[@moneyraylucas7161]

69th like ;)

[@hack3r97]

@@moneyraylucas7161 ha now no oone will believe you

[@bmo1428]

Sam Benson I believe him

[@hack3r97]

@@bmo1428 where's Ur proof

[@Thawhid]

@@hack3r97 I believe him

[@MotoBuilds]

Can't hear Diaz since my speakers don't go down to 2hz

[@rotisseriechickenlover-jb4cc]

LMFAO

[@thanos8861]

@MAKE OUT HILL you mean 30htz?

[@aldinsabotic2957]

Hahahahahha

[@luminyam6145]

At 4:12 Joe talks about mothers worrying about their sons getting someone pregnant. When my sons were growing up I bought them condoms and threatened that all the money I spent on them (games etc) would stop and I would spend the money on the baby. They are now in their mid thirties and I still have no grandchildren. I think I may have over played my hand.

[@Faisaldegrt]

Congratulations you played yourself

[@luminyam6145]

@@Faisaldegrt You are right, I did!

[@WhiteSauceher]

You did a fucking amazing job then

[@Vaporvice84]

Sounds like your boys over played with their hands too.

[@J.Skyler]

Luminya M But do you *want* grandchildren though?

[@Marley11st]

i swear i could listen to Diaz tell life stories until the end of time lol

[@zakbarakat6767]

i enjoy it too but he sounds like hes making half of it up as he goes

[@Thawhid]

@Jimmy exactly, well said

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Too bad tons of them are just lies. Still entertaining though.

[@beefynfn]

​@@PLsexpicklePL cap

[@PLsexpicklePL]

Does anyone remember when Joey took dumps in the shower and tossed them in the toilet while gone off Xanax?

[@luiswiley86]

Anytime Joey is on, I know my life will change for the better of mankind.

[@txwhyxbeetsx4ever381]

True 🤣💯Every time I swear ,godbless y’all

[@killadog84]

"That's why i never liked miracle whip" LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@alphazoomii9408]

I never liked it because it stinks.

[@hunterwilson1747]

@@alphazoomii9408 now you know why

[@braydenmelville991]

Comment sections like this are what ill miss when the podcast becomes a spotify exclusive

[@Will_022]

damn now i’m kinda sad

[@loothill9183]

Jre clips are not going anywhere

[@braydenmelville991]

How will that work when the show is exclusive to spotify? Is there gonna be a clips section on his page or something?

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

Don't you worry, dog. There still that channel called "Powerful JRE", where they still upload clips from the podcasts.. 😎👌

[@Kennedy_E13]

Welcome back

[@adityatiwari2957]

Shakespeare is overrated, This is a real Storytelling!

[@nlegall33]

Joey has the loud/quiet storytelling thing on lock.

[@KevBeck-sj4gm]

Joe rogan tries it on his stand up but it doesn’t work aswell

[@bmo1428]

Dang, Batman really let himself go.

[@alext2566]

"Swear to ME! Cocksuka!"

[@kaloyankolev9804]

When I listen to Joey Diaz for more than 4 minutes my throat begins to hurt

[@britbloc123]

Q: Why do women watch porn? A: Cos they think they're gonna get married in the end.

[@miguelv9282]

Joe “How good is your pull out game?” Rogan

[@prodbyzaqq]

Ayo pause

[@Aradinx2]

Joey has had a hard life for sure but he's got the best stories lol.

[@thatguyinthewindow9856]

I’m convinced Joey Diaz is a mythical creature

[@talhabarut5736]

Joey" We almost had a heart attack"Diaz 😂

[@ukedude8565]

The fact he even remembered the Mayonnaise brand is hysterical!

[@DinisBardino]

Mayonnaise colored benz i push myracle whips

[@sosaaxxiii]

@@DinisBardinowhat song that came from😂

[@DinisBardino]

@@sosaaxxiii Kanye West - Last call. You should listen. Especially the long version, for full context and story telling.

[@theburgerking746]

0:54 PAUWUN

[@Dwayne4007]

Jhaahhahahaah love that name and pic lol

[@L3onidas]

Lmfaooo i can’t get over the pronouncement

[@johnmichael_]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dude231ification]

Joey Diaz has a nose that will get him ejected from coke parties.

[@deepthotswithdyl7449]

Joey Diaz voice is so wonderful. It’s very calming

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

Joey's face for that split second at 0:26.. So appalled

[@00-EIFFEL]

Why does Joey sound like Vin Diesel?

[@weezy1989]

Yo I'm down for anything Joey Diaz. He he should do audio books or become a professional story teller haha dude is hilarious man. A underrated 🐐 in the comedy game

[@Pewlander]

Joey Diaz is THE professional story teller.

[@Faisaldegrt]

I can listen to Joey Diaz talking all day 😂😂😂

[@wesleysexton9865]

I absolutely love when Joe gets so fucking stoned his voice gets goofy

[@2bitmarketanarchist337]

Joey Diaz is one of a kind.

[@keyboardwarrior6355]

80% people watch porn 20% people lie about it

[@JustShotsForMeh]

I got the final calculation Captain, it's 100% of people who watch porn.

[@Rc8870]

BS! 20% Tell the truth about it.

[@DiogenesNephew]

Yeah, I don't watch porn bruh. It's easy when you have a girlfriend and like..virtues and shit like that.

[@saverio_6990]

@tek O incredible benefits

[@foosdontcry]

What about people who quit watchin it, does that still count as a statistic?

[@insomthegreat]

The movie is called Auto Focus but be warned it's rough.

[@vanmorgan1867]

“That’s why I don’t like Miracle Whip. She took the bread and made a dick sandwich” I mean... wtf 😂

[@calimyellowface5614]

Cock meat sandwich

[@thereal99aka72]

Yoooo😂

[@bstevenson1002]

Hahaha.. I love when joe Diaz is on with his old school stories

[@Samew0001]

My boyfriend thought his pull out game was strong. Now we have two kids.

[@bioluminescentmushroom]

Watching this on edibles can't stop laughing

[@zakbarakat6767]

I really think Joey makes half of these stories up to sound funny...

[@JustShotsForMeh]

But he doesn't.

[@zakbarakat6767]

@@JustShotsForMeh lmao were you there with him?

[@mazenalbalushi9765]

@@zakbarakat6767 were YOU with him?

[@zakbarakat6767]

@@mazenalbalushi9765 i like his comedy and i like him im not talking shit i just feel he adds to storys a lot and also tells other ppls stories as his own sometimes but i dont blame him haha entertainment is his job

[@Utahtruckguy]

Oh ya this was bullshit, but entertaining

[@jackwhite4214]

YES! Joey's back

[@abdul1684]

Watch this in the toilet without sound, still heard Joey Diaz voice!.

[@dominicdiorio]

Name a better duo. I’ll wait

[@Space_interesting73]

Been 5 years still no good duo, you won

[@asiangeeks3316]

Joey sounds like a goodfella

[@robertmartin1807]

I noticed that joe rogan has bad conversations about sex. Kinda child like, seems to me he was late in the game.

[@gazriley624]

hard to imagine that now when you can see a billion pornos in 5 minutes these days

[@MuhammadAli-fv6el]

The first time i saw porn i was like how tf is this legal and how is it available on google.

[@EnAyeEm000]

Joe "my pullout game sucks" Rogan

[@SomeBotOfficial]

Me walking by and joining a random conversation.

[@narwhaljenkem347]

get phil anselmo!

[@s-bergs8623]

Joey Diaz was the best fuckin stories 😂😂😂

[@danpierce8862]

Nick Kroll needs to cast Joey Diaz as a hormone monster.

[@hankhill8344]

Joey is way too good for that pedophilic ass show

[@mrThurmenMurmen]

If leather had a voice it would be Joey Diaz

[@justamuffhugger6733]

I feel like New York is the type of place where you scream “FUCK” out the window if you die in cod

[@darthongaming6508]

anyone else looked a joe rogans t shirt

[@iliftsometimes]

Wtf is he wearing lmao

[@youngace8113]

We had earth, wind and fire on JOEY!!!!🤣🤣

[@benv246]

If joey did an audiobook for the Bible. The whole world would be converted.😂

[@bobbyrangel5427]

Hahaha 🤣

[@DaffierPig6843]

Only time I would ever read/listen the Bible

[@charlesyott5673]

This seems like a talk that shouldn’t have been recorded

[@pauldkb1700]

"My pull out game isn't strong," my friend only said this 2 weeks ago, he's 2 kids! Most of my friends have kids but aren't married, I'm like, "Am I the only one who pulls out?" Joey Diaz telling stories makes my day!!

[@applejuice9468]

Sex addictions

[@arabianhighlander4160]

I still remember my first porn in my old Nokia, it was exactly 21 minutes and 14 seconds video , that I couldn’t find

[@silver933]

He sounds like he’s on his death bed 😬

[@m.f8655]

Nicotine drops when this guy talks

[@MarkArandjus]

Jesus CHRIST I'll never complain about 360p videos again, I got it good!

[@rosscunningham2528]

All I watch on KZbin love these videos ❤️

[@universalrandomizer405]

Joe Rogan having his head shaved makes him look much younger

[@LowercaseKev]

Earth Wind &Fire 😂😂😂😂😂🌏🍃🔥

[@Ezekial2517]

Jamie is so young he doesn’t even know what a projector is. Showed Joey a picture of a reel to reel digital video convertor WTF hahaha

[@gi-joe_510CA]

Joey has a great way with words he sounds like he been through a lot tho

[@jusjus3146]

Is joeys mic broken??

[@lukemain4222]

Jamie got an A

[@CornholioPuppetMaster]

The first time I watched porn I was about 9, I went in my moms room when she was at work and popped in a VHS tape. She ordered a movie pay-per-view on DIRECTV and recorded it. She labeled the tape waiting to exhale. 😂 this was around 1999

[@Santiagocapo509]

Man y’all really out here the legend himself Joey Diaz what did this man do to deserve this treatment?

[@pyro7358]

How the fuck does this old guy remember these stories from his early teens so vividly

[@VenomHernandez]

We've all watched porn

[@DerekGerton-v3e]

I want to hear Joey Diaz say Tell em large Marge sent ya!😅

[@SM-ku9rg]

Joe “ you’re Pull Out game is not that good “ Rogan .

[@pelonp3691]

Sounds like vin diesel

[@DihColorado]

FUCKING UNCLE JOEY MAN LMAOOOO

[@raccoonwithaphone557]

I’m 15 watching this and learning😂👌🏽

[@lunaticheaven9446]

Am 14 and am learning to

[@longjonwhite]

I'm fuckin 71 and learning..

[@mwillblue]

Joey Diaz, best story teller, haha

[@Harshwardhan43237]

Those Cuban cigars messed his vocals pretty badly. His voice makes me wanna clear my throat

[@ConnorBakridan]

Joe-“have you seen the one with the ape”

[@ZeroDrizzy]

I swear i love joey

[@the_car982]

He did all of that in the 6-7th grade? Hell is that

[@MrBob2212]

Joey "Dick Sandwhich" Diaz

[@lordstanleyjr2015]

Remember when the first kid on your street got a vcr ?

[@brownsfan]

i was dying when he said “Dick sandwich”😭

[@patrickhill1075]

Do you understand me ,made me laugh 😂😂😂

[@boozycruze7679]

Rogan tries to be funny. Joey diaz just has to talk without trying and it's comedy in itself. Don't get me wrong I think rogan has a good imagination. But joey has life experience and notices details most people let fly over their head.

[@michaelrhodes6730]

That's why I don't like miracle whip LMAO

[@morgansimpson3760]

Lol for a long time I thought joey diaz was the diaz brothers dada 🤦‍♂️

[@lunaticheaven9446]

Me to but how didn't you know your the Bogie man

[@TheSubieFan]

Bro I want to find the porn Joey is talking about.

[@adike5]

please bring vin diesel

[@Indianaparadise]

That’s why I never liked miracle whip 😂😂

[@richardmorris7332]

Damn dad wasn't going be cool about it lool

[@thevideovoidportal7829]

Joey got a huge face lmao

[@fadingnoodle]

Grade A story telling

[@4gpaa]

This Nate Diaz father?

[@jakeus2575]

MedShot-_- on PSN yeah he’s their father

[@sambphillips959]

He's way cooler than both his sons 🤣

[@hithere8119]

They're not related, just the same last name

[@jajajajajaba2148]

@@hithere8119 some real dumbass people

[@kaeldlr2018]

Joey's voice is too fucking low frequency for my ears

[@thebrooklyndon]

Uncle Joey is the SHIZNIT!!!!!

[@thevoice464]

Uncle Joey no capppp

[@tylerdoesthings1337]

Joey Diaz is a pittsburgh fan?

[@Barbarbarbababaran]

Oh Joe, I would flip!

[@egzonmemedi6518]

POWAN

[@chaz2985]

If you think your first experience was bad... My mate showed me porn before I even knew what sex was...