Joe Rogan on Parents Hitting Their Kids

[@wyattarmagost7024]

Joe: “I was maybe hit once by my grandmother” Joey: “By the time I was born, I was already shot 22 times and burned by my ma”

[@JW-xl3yx]

Harrison's Playground hahahaha holy fack 🤣🤣

[@MrBluman999]

Joey was born with an 8ball of coke halfway up his nose

[@fabyanserrano00]

@@MrBluman999 mustve had a big fucking nose then

[@IdkIdk-zs6xo]

Harrison's Playground cracked**

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

damm

[@joe3489]

Joey Diaz is a living Scorsese character

[@alanmyr1507]

Hes a real og, dont have anything bad to say about him.

[@Night5225]

The man speaks as if he had rehearsed each anecdote prior to being on. He’s a very good storyteller, notwithstanding the content of what he’s saying.

[@jacobrod976]

Wrong,he’s Cuban,not Italian

[@lizzichi]

@@jacobrod976, he could still pass for an Italian.

[@FlexBeanbag]

@@alanmyr1507 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eJ7GaoF8m82rbZY

[@tigerjesseokwulehie9633]

joey diaz always looks like hes a minute away from having a severe heart attack

[@Bolockaye206]

TigerJesse Okwulehie he sounds like it too 😂

[@MusicPlayer10497]

That’s because he IS always a minute away from having a severe heart attack haha

[@AndJusticeforAll567]

@@MusicPlayer10497 I have a feeling this won't age well lmao

[@barreldreamz7852]

I hope not. If cry

[@brucewayne2184]

He looks like he's in the Italian mafia.

[@shallowgrey]

Joe: "There's some evil people out there that will hit little kids" Joey: *laughing uncontrollably, struggling to breathe*

[@Renaissance464]

🤣

[@spencerantoniomarlen-starr3069]

My favorite part of the video

[@b_nast19]

I always come back to this clip because it captured that moment in the podcast 😂 literally my favorite Joey Diaz moment on his podcast

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

Ygeee ygeee

[@MrReese21]

Was cracking up about to comment on the same thing when I saw this. Hilarious!

[@UberDanger]

Joe "Maybe my grandmother cracked me once" Rogan

[@clxxdxd]

I love these comments

[@Maxdud]

Ay Uber

[@svalex2383]

Uber "maybe I'll make some content " Danger

[@tabes1172]

Love u babe 😘

[@c0ntra605]

glad to see you here brother

[@josephdrew5457]

I love how when Joeys telling a story he just starts naming streets and shit like everyone knows exactly where he’s talking ab 😂

[@plederfagella9774]

Its actually common with people from that area

[@SirReginaldBumquistIII]

@Prince Ali wtaf I read that word for word as I heard it woah

[@hendrix2478]

Londoners are the same. Lol

[@ocruz9797]

it’s the same as when suburban ppl mention someone by 1st and last name

[@Marco-bi9rb]

@@hendrix2478 Do we? We usually say if it’s North South etc and the Borough and there about 30 of them

[@corenko]

Joe Rogan: "That's some dark shit man." Joey Diaz: *dies in laughter*

[@jonathanbrooks9768]

People who experience trauma, especially as a kid, they laugh at it because they dont know how else to feel. when something that traumatized you comes up in casual conversation theres a numbness but as a comedian he cant show that, so he does what he does best ans trys to make people laugh

[@NI771-_]

Jonathan Brooks dude walked in on his mother dead on the floor while he was high on lsd at 13 and his father died while he was super young as well. That’s the most traumatic thing a kid could go through.

[@luislol3995]

Jonathan Brooks Joey has some extreme antisocial tendencies from all the damn stories I’ve heard from him... This mf is crazyyyy no cap but a funny and interesting individual

[@sammiches6859]

@@jonathanbrooks9768 That's not how people typically cope with trauma of this nature. Studies have shown that abuse and violence experienced as a child has had the same effect as combat on veterans. I don't see many veterans laughing because "they don't know how" to cope. It's not about coping. It's about the fact that people like he or I see the differences in how people raise kids and think about what our parents would do to some of them today. You could imagine the looks on their faces and it's really quite comical to think about as an adult.

[@jonathanbrooks9768]

@@sammiches6859 dont tell me how people "typically cope with trauma" im speaking from my experience and the people around me who went thru trauma that make jokes about thing they dont know how to talk about. and probably because veterans had a support system, their squad and their families are there for them kids in homes with abusive parents rely entirely on themselves.

[@tuturuu6717]

My father did not play a major role in my life as I started getting older, but I will never forget how kind and logical he was. He would sit me down, talk to me, let me speak, and just tell me why my behavior was unacceptable. My father truly made me feel like an actual person, that I was important. Now living with my mother and step-father, the beatings and emotional abuse was rampant and could happen over the smallest issues, by the time I moved out with my first girlfriend, I would have panic attacks in the middle of the night because the house was so quiet, and everything was peaceful. I was so accustomed to screaming and fighting and arguing that it took me months to acclimate to a calm and normal setting. I don’t know how I got through it, and I’m still a little fucked up in general I suppose, but I will never forget how my father treated me.

[@rejectionistmanifesto8836]

Did you take revenge on your stepfather?

[@mr.0318]

​​@@rejectionistmanifesto8836revenge is not the jedi way

[@rejectionistmanifesto8836]

@@mr.0318 at the same time its understandable

[@akashsunil7464]

Damn my man lived in the no country for Old Men and survived

[@ThisNameUnknown]

I hope you're doing well

[@Surprised_Chicken]

Nothing strikes fear into a child when your mom says "wait till I tell your father."

[@DavidHernandez-nc4oe]

Lol for me it was another way around my father never hit me ever but my mom tho lol that’s something else

[@indiaxlovee]

solotov you deserve one

[@andreranch6161]

Lol i wish that bitch would tell my dad

[@maducrutz9384]

@@DavidHernandez-nc4oe same

[@Mishkola]

I'd rather have no father than the one I got. This arsehole was only ever there to hit me or make me work. And if some bitch ever used me as a threat against my kids, she would get one warning that it would never happen again. The next time my kids would be saying "Wait till my daddy gets home." Solve your own problems you cow.

[@DanielWilson-wg6hg]

Everytime I listen to Joey Diaz, I have the need to cough

[@dg-qn5mi]

Lmfao

[@zepole87]

Clear my throat

[@blindeyesurgeon6576]

Yea weve heard this joke a million times. Not funny anymore.

[@Skywing452]

U have SARS-COV-2

[@ironsquadron6110]

I would like but you got 420 likes, so this is my symbolic like

[@ferozouryakhil5072]

IF IT CAN CRAWL IT CAN BRAWL

[@dookiepringles9674]

😂😂😂😂

[@ilyaakadishtungha7337]

Omfg this is so messed up and hilarious at the same time 😂😂😂

[@muhammadnabil3390]

Mannn...your comment really made me laugh. Epic,dude. 👍 😀

[@dylandilley3820]

Lmfao 😂😂😂

[@jozefkucera8402]

Feroz Ouryakhil thats how mafia works

[@AB034TX]

childhood has so much influence on our lives. It's incredible.

[@christiannoonoo9547]

Even the way we think to

[@imnotagamer22]

It impacts us much as it lets us

[@willwillisproductions159]

“Kid was the devil probably because his dad beat him.” Well said Joe

[@Nika-potter]

Lies.....out here I see kids who are devils .... specifically cos they didn't get beat

[@Milk88488]

@@Nika-potter not specifically. You failed as a parent/human if you think that beating children is the right thing to do.

[@mindyourbusiness209]

Hunter the pigeon we could quote the Bible but let’s not do that.. there’s a difference between discipline and abuse. If you cross that line there is Severe repercussions.

[@sammiches6859]

@@Milk88488 Hitting without warning is abuse. When they know the consequences and are given fair verbal warnings, beating is not abuse. It's the most immediate and universal way to put a voice in the back of a child's mind to consider their actions. Not every child has the competence to reason with words by the time their personality is formed by age 4-5. My parents didn't hit me out of spite. They made it clear it wasn't about their being mad. It was about facing consequences. The very first lesson a child should learn.

[@koatam]

It's about being firm. It's like a handshake. When you shake someone's hand you don't want to be a pussy and have it be weak. At the same time you don't want to be an asshole and crush the hand.

[@jessossenkopp]

Joey: “That kid was the devil.” Joe: “He was probably the devil because his dad beat him.” I feel like that statement isn’t given enough time to breathe in this conversation. Kids need discipline, but kids who get beat and abused are just so much more likely to become problems for society and the rest of us when they get older. Its a fucked up reality.

[@lifelesscorpse7365]

my dad used to beat me and I turned out fine. I constantly wanna kill myself but thats a different story lol

[@yuyu-my7ls]

My mom always tell me about a story about one dad was always nice to his kids. They were really religios so the dad never beat them up. But now the kids are older and 3 of them use drugs.

[@jessossenkopp]

Dragon flair There will always be exceptions. But typically, kids who get abused have issues later on.

[@jolez_4869]

@@lifelesscorpse7365 Is it though?

[@lifelesscorpse7365]

@@jolez_4869 Nah man...

[@addy_97]

The worst part about getting beatings from parents is when they don't remember any of it but it still haunts you as an adult

[@haleywilson520]

"the axe forgets, but the tree remembers"

[@catherinebirch2399]

When I was 11 years old I got slapped around the kitchen by my dad for making myself a sandwich without asking first. I've never forgotten that and the stupid reason he punished me.

[@Shadowman9348]

They "don't remember" is a bunch of bull$#!t - they're just making excuses and not taking responsibility for their actions, those are the worst people...

[@IXSuperRadGamerXI]

That was my life, father was a Jekyl and Hyde drunk and half the time couldn’t even remember beating the shit out of me. He would even ask where marks came from that HE left on me. My mom wasn’t much better she’d use religion to justify abusing me. Don’t beat your kids, check them once in a while, needs to happen. But there’s an art to discipline and it’s certainly not beating your kids near to death.

[@infanist3340]

Trust me they remember, they just don't want to remember

[@nonenone-cx1rf]

I used to get beat like a red headed step child for just about anything. It didn't stop me from getting in trouble, and if anything made it worse. I was a hell raiser, and my high school years were a blur of fighting, partying, and getting in trouble with the law. I have never hit my children. I talk to them, use positive reinforcement, and alternative punishment like time out, loss of privileges, extra chores, etc. My kids are all well behaved, respectful, and do well in school. Don't hit your kids people.

[@jonathanmolina1428]

Nah there’s a difference between what you went through which was abuse and hitting a kid. I was hit but only when I did stupid shit but then those hits taught me not to keep fucking around. The love my parents gave me outweighed the punishment I got from them

[@Randomhandlename]

There’s difference between discipline and abuse/causing severe pain

[@09token]

Thank god you didn’t repeat the cycle. My mother was abused and she abused me. I forgave her because she was a young mom repeating what her mom did. Thank god for people like you❤

[@MajesticMan-iz2wz]

​​​​@@jonathanmolina1428 What's the difference between a kid who knows what they did was wrong, and a kid who knows what they did was wrong, but gets spanked? the latter becomes a depressed potential asshole and has more tendency to do bad things, even if they know they are wrong. Don't ever think about hitting you child, even if it just hurts them a little, to be good

[@jonathanmolina1428]

@@MajesticMan-iz2wz lol yeh this is wrong. Kids do not become worse off because they get spanked lol. There’s a difference between hitting your kid for doing something bad and abusing your kid. Stuff like what you’re talking about happens to abused kids. I got hit as a kid but only for doing bad things. Didn’t make me a horrible person.

[@rjc7289]

As a kid, Joey got the living shit beat out of him by his mother on a regular basis. As an adult, he got addicted to drugs and led a life of crime. How he managed to survive such a dysfunctional life and come out the other side intact is nothing short of a miracle.

[@deyan.dimitroff]

Not sure "intact" is the word. It's likely taken years off his life. He doesn't seem like the healthiest of people.

[@Blernster]

And then says it helped him

[@oopsiepoopsie2898]

Yeah my brother and I used to get beat all the time for breaking the smallest of rules. All it did was make my brother and I hate rules and get really good at not getting caught. Our parents also never used to by basic needs. Food, shoes, school supplies. So I started doing home invasions and my brother sold drugs. Thank god we never got caught. My fucking parents were idiots.

[@bilbo_gamers6417]

@@oopsiepoopsie2898 Your parents deserve to be in prison. You should count yourself lucky you're still alive. Fucking home invasions?

[@ogvamp2]

@@oopsiepoopsie2898 nobody with the username oopsie poopsie done home invasions sorry bro

[@templariclegion2826]

My father was adopted and beaten his whole life. I was never beaten and it was because he knew the fear it caused and he knew it didn't work and he wanted to be a better father than the one who adopted him. Very protective of us and he was a tough MF. He wasn't the best father in the world, but he was damn close. He only ever grabbed me once like he was going to hit me and it ended pretty quick because he saw that he lost control and felt terrible about it for months after that. After reading some of these comments, I know I was blessed to have him. I miss him a lot.

[@hassan903]

Rate it

[@Chameleonardodavinci]

Sorry for your loss man, sounds like he was a great dad

[@tommycastro9424]

Normally the father would follow the trend and beat you good on him for being the abnormality

[@sashimi879]

May he rest in peace

[@alexshih3747]

@@tommycastro9424 Yeah, I have a lot of respect for people who are able to break the cycle of abuse. I know from personal experience that it's really damn hard.

[@FildaV0le]

Friend (m) was abused by his dad. Me, him and a group of friends started to work out when we were 14. When we didn't know what to do in the gym we did a bit of boxing. Like a year later he did bad on one exam... His father went to beat him up but he didn't know he was 2x stronger than before and the dad ended up with a broken nose and lost 4 teeth. Police was called and friend was about to be arrested but my boy took a photo of his every bruise and wrote up the date. Dad is now in prison for domestic violence.

[@jjj7790]

This just shows the real lesson you teach your kids when you beat them. That your power and their respect for you only lasts as long as they're weaker than you. Also good on your friend defending himself in that situation.

[@2160michael]

Filda Vole depressing story

[@UltraAhmetDoray]

Best Story ever.

[@nekoscum4929]

Neal Comstock Fuck your fruity ass, imma say it if you can’t.Now that..... was badass.

[@cmonkey83]

Mad respect for your friend.

[@jtmoore662]

I was in 4th grade in 84. There was a divorced father with two sons that lived across the street from me. They were a year and 2 years younger than me. They had all the cool toys n shit so I hung out with them every summer. Their dad was a vet from Vietnam and for the most part he was a cool guy. He would tell us viet nam stories and take us riding 4 wheelers and everything. I remember one day I was over there and all three of them were working on a fence. The older boy is ignoring his dad and he yells at his son to come here. He says no. His dad takes his belt off and goes to town on this kid. Hes screaming and yelling and the kid just bolts into the house ballin. Im standing there with his younger brother and his dad turns and looks at him and goes, COME HERE! Dude goes, no daddy what did I do. To tell you the truth, the kid did nothing to upset his dad. His dad just wanted to finish beatin someone after the first kid ran in the house. So his dad walks toward him with the belt and this kid just takes off around the house and hauls ass down the street. His dad had to have been at least 38, chain smoked 3 packs a day.....catches this kid about 3 houses down and goes to town on his ass with the belt in someones yard. I run back home across the street and just watch it all unfold. It was nuts.

[@DNashvegas]

Wheww reminds me stories my mom said about my family. If my family acted up my grandma would say Wait until your daddy gets home. They'd hope she would forget. Nope. Kid after kid (6 total...5 my uncles 1 my mom) he would tear into them. She said instead of getting tired he got worse with each one. Welps so big on legs they couldn't sit down literally. Crazy thing is when I grew up I never saw my grandpa have a temper or even raise a voice. I think he saw the error in his ways as he got older but the stories I heard were wild.

[@thesnakbar]

@@DNashvegas He's lucky if none of his children hold much resentment towards him for that. One of my best friends just came back from vacation in Miami and was crying to me because no one on his mother's side of the family (they're from Dominica) told him his grandmother was suffering from dementia. His mother told him that grandma did not treat her and her siblings very well when they were growing up, and she only got worse with the dementia, to the point where almost nobody on that side of the family wants to care for her, with the exception of 1 or 2 cousins.

[@kcfanforlife8300]

That’s the 80s for ya

[@Mrmidknight-yx9pg]

I love how Joey Daiz always calls Joe rogan by this full name

[@Serve_iam]

Like tyrone biggums in the dave Chappelle skit

[@joeydiaz3286]

That's what's up

[@SnailHatan]

Who the fuck is Joey Daiz

[@joeydiaz3286]

@@SnailHatan 🖕

[@SnailHatan]

@@joeydiaz3286 Oh, it’s Joey Diaz. I love that guy. But why are you so salty that I don’t know who Joey Daiz is?

[@shroomed999]

You can hear everything joey diaz has smoked

[@8VacationLover]

LMAOOOO 😂🤣😭💀

[@Tranced24]

Stolen comment 💩

[@bobbinette3368]

@@Tranced24 yes gotta be careful for those thiefs stoling comments.

[@Tranced24]

@@bobbinette3368 unnecessary comment.

[@janemba42]

Is that why I can hear yo mamma?

[@Poxlol]

Joe: maybe my grandma cracked me once Joey: i got stabbed 17 times before age 6 and it made me who i am today

[@michaelpalos7378]

Tf? 😅

[@bud7707]

Yo what is this comment 😂

[@twentyeight7707]

Brooo shut up😂😂😂

[@IsraelCountryCube]

But he didn’t say that and he clearly would not.

[@Poxlol]

@@IsraelCountryCube shut up israel

[@brianr.z907]

I’m currently a psych major (disclaimer bc im not claiming to be an expert). We were studying the effects of disciplining a child by spanking and hitting. Children who are spanked or hit as a form of discipline, are on average, significantly more aggressive than children who were not, and lack the necessary communication skills to maintain endearing, prosocial relationships and perspectives. Because little to no communication occurs between the parent and the child in these moments, children are often not specifically told what they did wrong and why it is wrong, but they take note to the methods at which the parent got them to stop an unwanted behavior or carry out a punishment. These children go on to view aggression as a tool, and go on to be abusive towards their peers, friends, etc. I was hit a lot by both my mother and father as a child, but best believe that when I have my own child, I will never lay my hands on them or allow anyone else to.

[@714ever8]

@The Great Pumpkin Facts

[@devinmoore4787]

check back with us when you have your own kids lol. discipline is far from abuse. the communication part is golden and also common since id hope.

[@714ever8]

@@devinmoore4787 Yikes🤦‍♂️

[@MomDoer-qc7iw]

A bit aggressive is significantly better than too soft

[@butterscotch5680]

@@devinmoore4787 way to put yourself as a child abuser fam

[@Bingusginghs]

I can’t tell if Joey is having ptsd flashbacks or if he’s just high

[@ssssSTopmotion]

Both

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@ssssSTopmotion a lot of both

[@peaxhes4487]

Both

[@balder6337]

In what way does he act high or like hes having ptsd flashbacks?

[@elchuzalongo4339]

@@balder6337 it's a joke, numbnuts.

[@AuleileiMMA]

I got the shit beat out of me and I turned out okay. But then again my wife has never been beat in her life and she turned out okay too. I’ll never beat my kids. You can raise a good human being with out beating them.

[@WovenBrute]

Delicious David what the actual fuck is wrong with you

[@DavidSanchez-mh4dk]

Delicious David. 😂😂😂😂

[@23dannyt]

Agreed minor spankings ear pulls arm yanks shirt grabs but nothing major 💪😎

[@jaidsalgado]

Samuelu Johnston Funny, I also got the shit beat out of me but will never beat my kids because I know can raise them without putting them through the same thing.

[@diontillery5405]

@@jaidsalgado what is your definition of "beat?"

[@bagginbrooks6573]

A "spanking" and a "beating" are two completely different things. If I wasn't spanked as a child, I'd probably be in prison right now. If I was beaten as a child, I'd probably be in prison right now. See the difference?

[@babaaurhum7449]

Baggin Brooks I got spanked, my brother got beat! Neither one us has been to prison! And he’s more successful then I am! Everyone handles these types of situations differently!

[@BNG1Fdarest]

Exactly...

[@scalp340]

Following that logic. you would have been better off being beat because not only would it have kept you out of prison, but being beat would have made you an upstanding citizen. Or being spanked as a kid actually made you the deviant you were and it was just luck that you stayed out of prison. Either way, it's not me that needs to see the difference. It's the kid being hit and if they're being hit because they cannot be rationalized with, they likely also don't understand the difference between spanking and beating. Understand?

[@bagginbrooks6573]

@@scalp340 However, if they can't be rationalized with by verbal communication. Perhaps a spanking is the best way to communicate that something maybe bad or potentally dangerous. Nobody likes getting spankings as kids no matter how small or unintelligent they are, they will try to avoid it. There are times when spankings can have a good impact (maybe not at the time) on a child and potentially save their life. Examples: 1. Your child keeps jumping around and playing at bedtime. This is not a good time to spank your child. Solution: Perhaps read them a book? 2. Your child goes to stick a metal spring from one of his toys into an outlet. You've warned him of this 4 times before that it is dangerous and could make it so he would never see mommy or daddy again. He does not understand the concept of death so he keeps doing it. Solution: Spank the child on the bottom, with bass in your voice say "no". The child will now associate the outlet as a very bad thing and will now stay away from it. Congradulations to you as well for having just saved your childs life from any further actions he may take with the outlet. He now understands the outlet is very bad.

[@scalp340]

@The Tick kids are hit and tossed around the system because of mass production of and lack of education with guns?

[@newfreenayshaun6651]

I remember one of dad's friends brought his kids over who only wanted to start a conflict with me in my bedroom as a kid. And I remember this kid's dad coming into my room and invading my space as well as his kid was, and grabbed me by the hair and told me not to bully his kid. It took 95% of me to try to hold back from punching him right in the nuts and I was only seven and this dude 10 times my size that had a hold of my head. I explained to my parents within the next 10 minutes what had actually happened and problem solved, never had to deal with them again. As far as I remember they left peacefully without a shitstorm but it was definitely on the table, my parents were not going to put up with that. Number two, I had my kid kept away from me for years and beaten by his mother's boyfriend. I regained contact through State Police visits and Welfare checks and I won full custody of my twelve-year-old in court, along with several restraining orders, I represented myself and my son without a lawyer. The way I see it I owe It 2 this world to be responsible with my offspring. Fight the good fight and mean to win. Settle for nothing less.

[@ibib245]

Amazing. I hope the ex you talking bout burns in hell. its just as much her mistake as the abuser

[@northerncowpoke7020]

right on brother!

[@jorgezayas9224]

This man’s voice is so satisfying bro he could be a good ass Noir genre voice actor

[@keepemclassic6791]

Maby L.A noir 2 made by Rockstar games in the future.

[@SkunkfapGaming]

he's just so interesting to listen to

[@sr.nobody8585]

Dude there's no way this guy didn't act in the irishman

[@greenlemon5259]

THERES NO FUKIN LOOSING IN MY HOUSE

[@DarthGamer00]

He needs to do voice acting for the next Mafia game lmao

[@nonyabizzness904]

My first fat lip, broken nose and cracked rib were gifts of dear ol' dad. I thought one day he would kill me. I lived in perpetual fear. One day I heard my mother getting him going. I knew he was coming and I thought this was going to be the day he kills me. I was so afraid I was shaking uncontrollably. I heard him stomping towards the stairs and I panicked. I ended up jumping out of a second floor window. I was 11yo. I didnt see him again until the cops brought me, unwillingly to his house. That was the first time I saw a man shot to death. And it wouldnt be the last. I remember the cops explaining to him what I had seen. I heard him tell the cops to "get him the fuck out of here. I dont care where you bring him, just get him the fuck out of here". For the next 20-25 years I struggled with life. Ive never had a positive role model. There were only drug dealers and the criminally minded. Today im a 48yo ex drug dealer, alcoholic and addict. I struggle with living in a world that most of you take for granted. I dont know how to do the simplest of normal life things. Even making a friend is something I struggle to do. My life changed a few years after my sons were born. Twins. Ive never hit them. Both are smart kids and good students. They seem happy and I know we are close. I spend as much time with them as I can. Id surely be dead or in jail had they not come into my life. I owe them a better life than I had and my only goal it to make them better than me. They are my air.

[@DeeDontPlay]

nonya bizzness god bless you man 🙏🏾

[@forsmaneino]

Good luck man! Please be the model to your kids you never had and give them the love what you couldn't get

[@jesus07575]

I'm praying for you and may God forever bless you.

[@javedchowdhury1845]

@@RickyRippper if you don't care then fuck off

[@StylesP710]

nonya bizzness I feel you, and I hope the best for you and your family. I’ve had similar issues but I ain’t even 20 yet. Just trying to figure out who I am now

[@godsdrunkestdriver01]

Joe: and this grown adult smacked her in the face Joey: *goes into labor*

[@thebrodie2020]

Nathan Messner idgaf .. this is the funniest comment here😂😂 i started dying!!

[@mustardman9178]

Hassan Javed sir I’m sorry to tell you but you’ve been in a coma for 10 years. We don’t know why or how but we found you lying in your room with this comment on screen. Unfortunately your father has passed away and you’ve missed countless family events. We know this is confusing and hard to hear but the good thing is that your alive and well. You’ve lost extreme muscle and bone density and that will take years of exercise,to get back. I think you should just relax and rest for a while. You’ll be staying here in the hospital for another week before you can go home.

[@TombRaider666]

LMFAOOO

[@SoulshadeVr101]

I was severely physically abused until I was 12 my face was beaten to a bloody pulp at just little over a year old for drooling on the floor by my dad. Now I have alot of troubles with my nose because it was broken several times by my dad before I was even old enough to walk and sad part is I remember it even tho I was so young. My dad took me to Georgia at 4 and he would basically torture me and starve me sometimes he had people put on mask and scare me even had them drag me out of the house into the woods in middle of the night one time just to scare me for fun. was living there until I was about 5yr old then came back to home state and my grandparents got me but my dad still got visitation by law were I had to stay at his house a couple weeks each month abuse went on everytime but state wouldn't take his visitations away. Then when I was 12 my grandparents got full custody because on Christmas my dad kicked me in the stomach so hard I had internal bleeding that was what it took for my grandparents to stop the states forced visitation things were I had to stay with him. I now suffer from sever anxiety issues PTSD and alot of mental health issues. Have anxiety attacks from public spaces being around people I don't know cant function in a job because I've been fired within a day of every job I've ever had due to my sever anxiety attacks. I'm diagnosed with PTSD and a few other mental health problems but still can't qualify for disibilty even tho I have family who are on it just for having ADHD and I have that and much more.. I'm trying my best but I'm so mentally fkd I don't think I can repair myself into working order tried meds hasn't helped tried therepy if anything made my anxiety issues much worse..

[@criert135]

I’m so sorry, I wish I could help in some way. Most people don’t want to hurt you. There are lots of stupid people in the world but most of them are kind and don’t wish any harm on you. Have you looked into jobs around nature? Ecology work and things like that can be really wonderful and it doesn’t involve being around lots of other people, instead getting to enjoy nature and feel connected to the world

[@kevins6732]

My friend, I hope you are doing well. I understand that resources may be heavily limited but I can advice something free. Mindfulness. Do it everyday and over time you will change the way your brain is wired. It will give you the ability to live a more normal life. There are plenty of books and apps about the topic

[@prozacdick]

id look into becoming a park ranger! sending you love

[@fiye4516]

Maybe try ketamine therapy, or take DMT with shaman

[@3.6bviews19]

Your dad was a full blown psychopath, hope he’s in prison

[@mrtoxicwasteland]

PISTOL PETE WOULD TAKE YOU *D E E P*

[@captainvoluntaryistthestat3207]

He's gonna make you his colt holster.

[@vrgabe8474]

Swordlesslunk as he said it I was reading this😂

[@eewaggs]

Ended up becoming a fuckin booozah 🤣

[@Enzo-ek7zk]

@@vrgabe8474 same dude

[@syphon1239]

What

[@generalrex9387]

There’s a difference between beating a child and disciplining a child

[@aytanitamamasita]

If you “disciplining” child by beating them, than there’s no difference. You can discipline with words if you are a good parent?

[@lpinc.908]

Айтан Мамедова that shit did not work for my cousins

[@jobalboa3773]

Айтан Мамедова if my kid disrespects someone im slapping him and taking his shit away...🤷🏻‍♂️

[@MH-zg5yw]

@@aytanitamamasita No dummy. A Spanking is very different from a beating. Spanking a child on the butt as a means of correction and discipline is very different from beating a child. Plus the spanking is last resort. It results from a child or teen blatantly disrespecting the parent or doing stuff they were told not to do.

[@NanoBruv]

Lp Inc. well they failed unfortunate

[@Jamoni1]

It's amazing how much the behavior of "bad kids" resembles the symptoms of PTSD. We're messing up our kids, and then blaming them for it.

[@darkknight3251]

It's the truth and nobody wants to hear it. And people say that they turned out fine. It becomes painfully obvious when one begins to have an understanding to these things

[@K3333-p1o]

Ur damn right

[@K3333-p1o]

@William Beltran uhhhhhhh no need to comment if ur gonna be rude :/

[@Jamoni1]

@William Beltran oh no, how ever can I live without the respect of random internet shit bag? Guess I'll die.

[@fawfuls]

@L H It's not about whether or not someone can handle it, it just doesn't have the effect you want it to have. There are better and more effective approaches when it comes to dealing with unruly children.

[@shawngeorge7486]

Man I have struggled with abuse from my dad as a 13-15 year old. I felt like he doesn't do much to now because I have grown bigger and stronger. He tried forcing some beliefs in me and was a narcissist the entire time. Dude changed randomly one day after I turned 16 and acts like that makes up for the shit he did that made up my fucked up personality. I am coping with shit about myself at the root ik the abuse has killed a lot of good in me. finding all those pieces back has been my goal for the past three months. I pray for anyone undergoing any kind of abuse as a young kid. It's not okay it did make me who I am today but it came at a cost of my mental fortitude.

[@josef1944]

Jesus loves you my friend. Get to know him and let him heal you

[@acktiongaming698]

@@josef1944 bro shut up

[@rmodjeski29]

It's worse when they try to change their tune with being Christians and thinking that being Jeebus people will make up for a destructive childhood. And even going as far as to believe that just because they're "saved", that their old sins are somehow okay even at the expense of you being subject to the abuse. Yeah prayer isn't gonna help with the anxiety and trust issues. Got abuse from both parents growing up, and although they're still my parents, that closeness is forever ruined. That will not happen with my kids.

[@MrBrettrx7]

My dad beat me down a few times and broke my nose a couple times. I was an angry kid and dealt with things with violence until I understood what I was doing. Now my son is 20 and I never hit or spanked him. He is an awesome person and is not angry.

[@MrShroomed]

hard times make strong men and strong men make hard times into good times, good times make weak men and weak men make good times into hard times.

[@Sergio-kd9wm]

Good break they cycle your doing great things

[@Sergio-kd9wm]

@@MrShroomed stfu

[@criert135]

@@MrShroomed Yeah and “strong men” beat children do they? Nice logic there

[@natedogg4651]

@@MrShroomed good quote, but not exactly relevant

[@rickvela9126]

When I was 18 my Dad took me aside and asked me how many times did he hit me growing up? It took only a second to answer NEVER. He then told me that's an important lesson: DONT LET ANYONE HIT YOU !! My dad is no joke. athletic, tough as nails, raised in Spanish Harlem NY . product of immigrants etc etc AND to this day . I thank him for that lesson

[@rickvela9126]

@Lucky Joestar thank you for your kind words

[@KhalidElwaleed]

Amazing dad ..

[@cmonkey83]

Your dad's a BOSS! Thank him again for me.

[@rickvela9126]

@@cmonkey83 Thank you ..I will be sure to.pass on your thoughts. I am fortunate and BLESSED to know it and appreciate it.

[@God.sDaughter]

Diamond Bourne I come from a country where children were beaten by parents and teachers. I guess even know they do still do it but majority of the children I grew up with ended up rebelling in their teen years. So really beating doesn’t do much.

[@Shockwave99999]

The thing a lot of parents fail to understand is if u beat your child because your trying to mold them into being a top athlete, your only making them despise the sport even more.

[@rizgarbedir]

agreed

[@astillia6073]

And later become broken when their time in the game ends

[@ihtishamhussain1785]

If you force anything on a child and push them with hostile tone or say they’re gonna get punished for not doing it etc. They will hate it.

[@17GIOVANILOPEZ]

Fools must not have heard of tiger woods. Considered the best golfer ever

[@user-rl8ji]

Yah plus if you make that his whole life and nothing else. Say Pistol Pete never made it in the NBA but still had that childhood. He would’ve been completely broken because his childhood and all the hardships were for nothing.

[@clarkconner]

I was hit alot growing up. And half the time it was way too extreme. One time when i was 6 years old. My adopted dad tossed me through the air because i didn't take my meds. I take meds because im disabled. My brother also had part in mentally and physically beating me. My folks and brother ask why i barley spend time with them these days as an adult. Its because of the trauma they caused me. I was molested at age 11 by a cousin. I was beaten. bullied. I even lost my birth parents and i raised by my abusive adopted parents. I went through the worst things a child could go through. And somehow God saved me from hitting the ground after i fell. I never became a criminal and I live on my own. Moral of this. If you're a parent, don't beat or assault your kids, because if you do, they'll not want to be around you and their lives may debate whether they'll turn out bad or good. Ill never hit my kids. If they do something wrong. I aint gonna go to the extent of physical violence. Ill sit and talk with them on whats right and whats wrong. Explain to them what the consequences will be on what bad things they do.

[@vvvooo9413]

Joe is 51 and Joey is 55 They look a lot different. Joey looks old I thought Joey was 80+

[@Jooeffoh]

Vvv Ooo Genetics and not taking care of himself through the years. He's 1 year older than me but looks older than my father who's in his late 70's.

[@ilovesheen7446]

nah more like in his late 60s

[@greyk610]

Dude looks 64-67 maybe, not 80+..

[@keiv110]

Joey done alot of coke so i think that explains it

[@dareuslomas94]

bob Jones and acid!!!

[@omarhourani4629]

Joey: tells a story about a kid getting fucked up Joe: *rocket noises*

[@Alexander-vm2ox]

“Uhh” “ooohhh” “uggghhh”

[@bruhstoise]

At least it’s not Joe rogan: sheeeeeeeeeesh

[@francescofulghieri9608]

chhhhhhhhhhhooooooooohhewwwww

[@jackjack1461]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

Joe: has a podcast Joe: *looks to his right instead of the guest*

[@rightcoast7049]

I wish I had the memory of Joey Diaz... MFr has a story for everything

[@getchasome6230]

He makes most of it up man, pay attention

[@lurkinhehe]

@Luke yeah, i wouldn't trust anyone with a allegedly 1000 year old individual as a paternal figure

[@juanlewis4335]

Ryan Adam how would he remember these street numbers and shit if he’s just lying😂that shit doesnt just add up, have u heard him call people on his podcast and shit about his stories?🤦‍♂️

[@neverforgettodofacepulls782]

@@lurkinhehe You know that was just figurative language right?

[@bradebronson8835]

@@getchasome6230 Go back to your boring life.

[@khaosform8525]

I feel that when raising a kid, its important to learn which methods and approaches of parenting have positive impact on your childs growth, if you have a child that thrives from a little tough love then one of the parents gotta give a little bit of that, now tough love doesn't mean beating. Same way another kid could grow from a boost to confidence, having a parent that is always in their corner and there to let em know it's okay. A lot of time it's a bit of both, and you have to distinguish when is the time to be a good cop or bad cop. But the most important thing aside from obviously not being a douche bag parent is being there for your kids whether you are there to be tough on them or show them support. You cant have a kid and just decide "I'm gonna be a super strict parent or im gonna give my kids everything I never got" to some degree that may be needed, but at the end of the day, you gotta study your kids, be with them and realize what methods of parenting work best and at what times, as a parent you must learn from experience and adapt your parenting to suit the needs of your kid's growth, because at the end its about them being the best versions of themselves as adults, not about how you want to raise them.

[@poppindavid]

You have been noticed good sire

[@davidjameslloricoramos2199]

This is the clearest and sweetest opinion about this topic.

[@3081e]

Joey "the lady next door didn't see a knife" Diaz

[@Meatwad787]

Chris Baptiste Yea they slid past that quick.

[@3081e]

@@Meatwad787 fr 😂😂😂

[@carlosyanes3453]

Fucken legendary!!

[@hastur3201]

Much respect for that lady

[@urakeh4472]

Joey "he fucked em in the ass" Diaz

[@pr1ce213]

The shirt didnt age well.

[@vladdythebear5872]

pr1ce Good eye

[@DiceDecides]

Oorona?

[@tesnb]

LMFAOOOOO

[@eXquisiteGaming110]

Hey its a nice beer

[@yeetwchybaban]

Hmm

[@IBlack04]

My two cents: creating a world class talent is not worth ruining your kid's life.

[@licharcanist1702]

reminds me of The movie whiplash except its the teacher.

[@gandalfurisotherworldly7909]

100% agreed

[@johnf8584]

I tonya is a great example of that

[@jasinbiggs7189]

I was beaten daily. No wonder I’m a mess up.

[@comedychrises]

We will never know but chances are they already had the talent to begin with to make it where they did

[@thecentralscrutinizer304]

I can relate to this so well....Myself, my brother, and one of my best friends were beat up by another kid's dad for having an agreed upon snowball fight. He went running home to his dad and his dad came back and chased us down individually, dragged us in the snow and smacked the shit outta us. I remember dude looked like Hulk Hogan to us as kids....I couldn't move in sheer fear like a dream watching it happen to my brother and best friend.....and when he got to me I pissed myself when I was being held & slapped open handed in the head, face, and body by a 40+ year old big man. I was 8, just before xmas 1990. My mom(single parent)didnt press charges in fear.... but I do remember going to the police station and them taking photos of the bruises. I want to see him now that I'm 40 and have an 8 year old son.....

[@Snaccdiddy]

Why you want to see him bro? Lol

[@MMA_EDITS736]

to beat him up obv i mean thats what i would do

[@Bubbles99718]

Sounds like there may be another side to this story

[@DangerousGamerTouch]

Well he's probably dead

[@user-boobs]

@@Bubbles99718 can't think of many cases where a grown man beating up an 8 year old is justified...

[@heydude4532]

Everyone’s life experiences effect people differently. But generally speaking, kids that are exposed to violence tend to be negatively affected

[@coreymckay5202]

@Dutchy McSmoka Exposure is different to perception.

[@StormDatIsApproaching]

Dutchy McSmoka Let me guess you also blame them evil video gaymes

[@Rollingace]

I'm no I have been physically punished as a kid but I am as normal as anybody might even better

[@sammiches6859]

@@Rollingace You probably have an effective conscience. Action/consequence is what makes people sharp and behaved. A well communicated and drawn physical punishment makes sense. All these people are just labelling it as senseless "violence", like the kid does something wrong and just gets smacked in the face instantly. Whereas my parents gave me warnings verbally and with gestures. If I didn't listen, they didn't hit me immediately or angrily. It was "come here" in a flat tone with a scold. Then my mom would use whatever was within reach and hit me 3 times. Am I volent person? No. Am I afraid to fight? No. Do I think about actions/consequences constantly? Yes.

[@Rollingace]

@@sammiches6859 yes that's how it was with me too with constant warnings and if things got too much then it would come down to physical punishment

[@jamescoburn6789]

My voice was always sufficient for my son. Never hit him ever.

[@why3011]

My dad's voice had a similar quality, it could turn a melee into a tea party

[@gigicestone4902]

Sounds like your kid has the spine of an overcooked noodle.

[@why3011]

@@gigicestone4902 when you have respect for things you also have responsibility. ya understand?

[@KT-dq6wv]

@@gigicestone4902 Nothing to do with lack of spine. Maybe you have the noodle spine if you have to use violence to get respect?

[@marcbibanga5601]

james coburn every child is different and disciplinary measure vary from child to child. I do believe in spanking but it’s a last resort as far as discipline measure.

[@macgyvernetwork1437]

My two brothers and I lost our parents around 12 years of age. They never wanted us living with our mother’s family because they were horrible people. They sold drugs and lived in filth, no food for their kids. Our father called his family and his brother our uncle agreed to take us if anything happened . Well when they passed we called up father’s uncle and he told us he couldn’t take us. A friends family from our elementary school was nice to take us in until the state came to take us to foster homes. We were told if the state took us kids that we would be split up and adopted by different families. My brothers and I did not want that. We ended up going to live with our mothers family. They only took us because they knew we would each have monthly social security death survivors checks coming in each month. We lived in filth and were verbally and physically abused and never ate unless it was at school. They lived the high life buying alcohol and drugs and eating like kings at jack in the box every night without getting anything for us kids. The beginning of every month our checks would come in the mail. They would sneak out of the house like we didn’t know and go eat at ihop with our money and go on spending sprees without buying anything for us kids. If you care about your children you will have a plan in place if something were to happen to you. Don’t let what happened to my brothers and I happen to your children!

[@felonstomillionaires]

Your story was one of few that has ever touched me. I'm also a foster child. I just wanted to say thank u for sharing this. I pray that you are doing great in life. 🙏 ❤

[@rayswoop4947]

Damn

[@darraghkelly1744]

I’m in pieces reading that. I hope you’re doing much better these days

[@johnpark7972]

I’m so sorry that happened to you. Some people don’t deserve to have kids. I know this sounds stupid but makes me think licenses to raise children won’t be a bad idea.

[@TGV66]

Sad we can’t drag people like that through the street and kill them

[@MrShadez810]

I was never hit as a kid. My mother is an old school Irish catholic from a very poor background. My dad was born in southern England and was also very poor. He left home at 16 to be a working man and worked on the deep sea tug ships. They both came from old school impoverished homes that were common back then but would all be considered incredibly abusive and traumatic by today’s standards. None of them would ever advise what they endured as a means of discipline. It doesn’t work. I’m blessed that I have great parents that have been married for 50 years, went through sh*t that people today couldn’t comprehend and still are lovely people that I try to live up to every day. I was taught the right lessons and I’m very grateful

[@phineasthepheonix2460]

Who’s the other guy he sounds like a mafia boss

[@wvlf]

Joey Diaz, His story is insane dude

[@burnzyable]

How do you know who joe rogan is but not know who joey diaz is

[@sashimi879]

@@burnzyable who the fuck cares. Shut the fuck up.

[@iaksbddbdbd]

@@burnzyable who gives a shit, get out of your own ass man.

[@ezzy2925]

@@sashimi879 ok ok pipe down a lil

[@lunarenzi4955]

I have ptsd from being abused physically, emotionally and verbally, so I will do my part in never physically disciplining my kids, I don’t ant them to fear me

[@francissanto12]

Luna Renzi exactly, people don’t realize that this is a very possible outcome from beating your kids.

[@jaredmoulden8763]

Luna Renzi your a good man

[@joshgreen7404]

They should fear you or else they will be bad and think they won't get consequences

[@nebula2294]

KYW0 you shouldn’t have to make them fear you, you have to make them respect you. If they respect you then they won’t do bad shit

[@hiirotoshi]

my step dad beat me a lot growing up and now im a pretty violent person and i 100% blame him.

[@giovannirey8138]

if a cuban sandwich with a cigar in its mouth playing dominoes was a person, it would be Uncle Joey

[@91KP_SilentEchoes]

I got messed up growing up with both physical and mental abuse from my father and I don't be anything like that toward my kid. You don't have to hit kids, for you can form positivity with positivity! Which also should be the next big topic for people to learn. People never quite understood babies and children, and they still dont.

[@onemoremood2761]

Joe: 'That's some dark shit man..." Joey: *Dying of laughter* SMH...

[@vampirep]

hes laughing cause of when joe went " 0_0 EEE EEE"

[@dominicgreen5088]

Comedy is subjective pussy, you obviously didn’t understand the joke either

[@shimmeringflame4203]

I'm late for a reply but I just wanted to say that joey most likely wouldn't of laughed if Joe didn't make it funny, I'm pretty sure a good amount of people at least chuckled when he made that face and noise, he even chuckled a bit

[@Jarvis2500]

Dominic Green ok boomer

[@alexstewart9656]

@@Jarvis2500 woah good job. Here's your participation award, zoomer!

[@jayceorourke5672]

Joey has to have said "Ay i'm walkin here" at least once in his life to complete the stereotype of his accent.

[@darrylwayne1292]

I think Joey Diaz has to be an honorary Italian. He’s just too close to not be

[@maccorcoran6632]

Darryl Wayne ?? His name is Diaz?

[@darrylwayne1292]

MAC Corcoran what is ur point

[@maccorcoran6632]

Darryl Wayne just realized you said he wasn’t Italian but was close to being one. Thought you meant he was Italian

[@darrylwayne1292]

MAC Corcoran I mean who knows tho. I’m Hispanic and I’m a decent amount of Italian.

[@bartstan260]

10:10 plot twist. Joey is not laughing but having a heart attack

[@alexhalbleib2398]

I'll never understand how someone could come to the conclusion that even in the moment; it's okay to hit another person's kid. If one of my kids told me someone laid their hand's on them I'm going to earn that trip to jail.

[@yeshv1989]

But what if your kid hits someone else's kid, unprovoked, and the parent is furious enough that she/he slaps your kid in turn? Because that shit actually happened to me. I was 6 years old at that time (I'm a woman) and a boy in my class cornered me in an empty corridor during after-school hours and punched me straight in the stomach. I couldn't stand up or breathe for a few seconds and he ran off smirking. I told my mum and she came to school the next day and slapped him and told him NEVER to do that shit to me or anyone EVER again.

[@benn255b3]

Pistole Pete one of the greatest to lace them up, but sadly that story about his very very abusive father is true. Turned the dude into a basketball machine, but that abuse came back in the form of booze. Shit is sad man.

[@honestabe6841]

Wow...didnt see where the booze came from

[@joeziahbabb]

the assumption is he wouldn't have been as good without the abuse, it is just as likely he would have been good whether that took place or not.

[@Liam-rv3dj]

Wow, I thought the alcoholism was because of his chronic back pains and other injuries

[@ledzeppelinfan1001]

@@Liam-rv3dj eh that certainly contributed to it

[@abs1532]

I know a crazy amount about basketball ive never heard this though.

[@mrhighjynx]

Joey "when I lived on 88th St in Jersey it was 1982" Diaz

[@liam.4454]

He made me think he lived on 88th street in Manhattan

[@carlthellama3435]

Shoutout to all the abuse survivors!

[@2kdemiks816]

🙏🏽

[@AjaniJohnson]

🙌🏾

[@purplekermit2162]

It builds character

[@777Lxxx]

What you can abuse is just the Tuesday Drill in Eastern Europe🤣

[@achyuththouta6957]

@@purplekermit2162 To me it didn't. All it taught me was to be afraid of everyone and get bullied. Maybe it does build character for those who are extremely strong . Not me. I was much happier when I was not with my parents. Heck I'm waiting for the day I can get out of this house forever

[@howiseeit5326]

Whenever I think about the beatings and mental abuse I used to get of my parents, it makes me wanna move out an never see them again. Yes they fed an clothed me (like any parent should) but it’s not enough to cover up the traumas they’ve left me with. Only when I started martial arts (Tkd) was I able to cope with my past.

[@Profile__1]

I love how Joey talks, man. "I knew that kid. I KNEW THAT KID!"

[@1WEareBUFO1]

why is he torturing joe rogan though...?

[@beach-episode]

People who say, "My dad beat me and I turned out fine!" did not turn out fine.

[@Somerandomegamer]

And the ones who do turn out fine, turned out fine despite the abuse--not because of it.

[@IsraelCountryCube]

Yeah I’m proud to say I’m edgy and I have more than 6 fucking holes in my wall idc anymore one day I might just burn the house down after all you need to revolt right?

[@gabriel7932]

Punishments for everything a child does the parent doesnt agree with just creates secretive children

[@fredwright5954]

Captain...wrong

[@gitsurfer27]

My ex used to say that and she was literally psychopath incapable of expressing herself without violence lol. She was determined to hit her eventual kids as well, i told her i wouldn't have kids with someone who hits them.

[@williamjeffers3932]

I was a victim of child abuse between the ages of 2-5 and I was lucky enough to be removed from that family and placed with a family that love me. Child abuse is no joke. No matter how mad you are you never attack a child like a full grown man. NEVER!

[@KingBongHogger]

I got my ass whooped and was a demon child. With my kids, I'm strict-ish, but I could never hit them. My kids are little angels and both me and my wife were "problem children". I definitely believe hitting your kids just makes them rebel more. My kids actually come up and tell me if they did something they thought was wrong instead of covering shit up out of fear like I did as a kid.

[@garsto9718]

W father

[@gravelor78]

W

[@mcglubski]

I got hit by my parents growing up. Nothing insane, but it really made me lose respect for them once I got old enough to have my own opinion on it. How could I like someone who used to hit me on a regular basis? Edit: I want to clarify, I was definitely still (at least by my definition) abused. Frequent spankings, I was literally afraid of my parents. My mother and a past stepfather (they are now divorced because, surprise surprise, he punched her in the face) Corporal punishment is an easy way out when it comes to raising a child. Why would you hit someone you love? The amount of guilt I would feel if I hit my child would make me sick.

[@its_himm_]

Right my opinion exactly I lost respect for my parents a long time ago

[@oscarhagman8247]

Same here, I'm never gonna be able to have a proper relationship with my parents anymore.

[@gotmefckedup4781]

Are you joking?

[@mcglubski]

@@gotmefckedup4781 no?

[@TB-pd8tw]

Because your generation is spoiled and a bunch of baby asses

[@juliusmorgan2292]

my dad died when i was young, and one time we used to live with our grandma. our uncle was still there, and we used to steal his badass gym socks with the cool stripes lol. he whipped us for that, with a leather belt, and when my mom found out she pulled the belt out of his loops and whipped him in front of us... i never forgot that.

[@Kazasia-_-]

Julius Morgan Wow

[@juliusmorgan2292]

@@Kazasia-_- yeah dude we were totally guilty and i think he warned us a couple of times too but fuck it, it was the seventies and multicolored striped socks were worth the risk

[@hunnidbanj]

Julius Morgan all over socks lmao, respect.

[@juliusmorgan2292]

@@hunnidbanj dont get me wrong we got whipped all the time. Belts,switches, wirehangers... It got to a point we were laughing at our mom because she was too weak to hurt us. Woo hoo lol

[@hunnidbanj]

@@juliusmorgan2292 damnn lmao so all good right?

[@Kepa808]

Currently contemplating sleeping in my garage because Joey scared the shit outta me.

[@honeycarebabies]

As someone who was abused physically and mentally growing up, I can tell without a doubt that straight up abuse is not gonna make ur child any better, it’s not gonna make ur child hard, it’s gonna trap them and make them feel weaker bc if they really do love you they won’t try to hurt u back, and in the end they’ll just feel trapped in this cycle of abuse. If you really wanna make ur kid hard, teach him, love him, expose him to difficult tasks and give him the drive and reason to overcome those task. That is what’ll make ur kid strong, not abuse.

[@zoef7028]

I was raised by my dad who was black out drunk growing up because he was coping with my mum's death. He had a short temper because of his circumstances and would hit me whenever I made a mistake and would use intimidation to get me to do what he wanted. He's worked through it now but the way he treated both me and my sister when we were younger has left us with many issues. I find it hard to stick up for myself, am easily intimidated by other people and cry whenever there's any confrontation. My older sister (who got it worse than me) has been diagnosed with anxiety and finds it hard to function. Hitting kids isn't an effective punishment. Quick? Yes. But even more harmful.

[@kelleyjustice2137]

Why does Joey just laugh during the most traumatic stories 😂

[@ImMataza]

Seeing humor is a coping mechanism imo

[@tensaikingX]

It’s also the face and weird noise joe made

[@ctdieselnut]

It brings back memories for him I'm guessing. It normalizes the crazy shit hes lived through.

[@andrewparry1474]

9:47 was cringe worthy. Who the fuck laughs at that shit? I was disappointed that Joe didn't say "WTF ARE YOU LAUGHING AT, DICKHEAD???"!

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

@@tensaikingX literally and then Joe does that looking to his right thing

[@brenthunter16]

My Dad beat me when I was I child. When I was stronger I never hit him. I never cried when he died.

[@christopherencarnacion6764]

brenthunter16 that's a poem dude.

[@Carlito_Brigante]

Christopher Encarnacion lol legit. My friend was getting beat up by his dad and then when he was like 15 he started training and drinking as well. Got home once drunk and beat the hell out of his dad. His dad died about 2 years after that and he can't forgive himself for that for some reason.

[@mrwetcloth4571]

What sort of beat?, a spanking or punching ?

[@brenthunter16]

Punching, kicking, and worse.

[@chrisse7612]

I got punched and push by my dad and embarrassment in front of public when I was 4 or 5 and all my life I was thinking dark suicide and telling god why can I just live with my mom and sister. Cause my mom never hit me or yelled.

[@AegisAuras]

6:05 he really dug deep into the concept mentally to be able to display such potent emotion

[@AegisAuras]

@Connor Fuller the madness of a father can take decades to heal past as a child, and sometimes we never fully do in one lifetime. I pray you’ll be able to.

[@jacobbear5971]

“That kid was the devil”😂😂 Joey is a legend

[@tnicho8309]

all it taught me was to lie and manipulate. Also it scared me how normal i thought it was... i truly believed it happened to every kid so i just took the beatings like a man. Scares me looking back an realising how wrong it was.

[@drewrod7016]

Lmao pussies

[@JJaumot91]

Not Whooping, and disciplining your child when they act up only turns them into a entitled snowflake. Crazy how within 50 years the world changed to snowflakes, transgenders, unlimited genders, entitled brats that expect shit handed to them. Crazy how the old days there's pictures of bad asses in the army, you show kids in this generation with dog face filters that will be show how that snowflake was there dad or grandpa. How much the world got ruined so quick..

[@schlimetime4938]

King's NeverFollow bruh the world ain’t ruined it probably better now. Get your head out of your own ass lmao.

[@brutalpikachu506]

​@@JJaumot91 Tell that to all the twenty-something year old cage fighters who are constantly brutally competing for even a small chance at a title. I've seen tons of 16 year old kids at boxing gyms that could crack your old ass ribs in 2 hits. You get all your information from biased news sources, Walter Cronkite is dead.

[@andrewsmith4132]

man i agree with you... It's just terrible

[@FitzEOLG]

I used to get hit a lot. Granted I was a bad kid. but I never knew how much damage my parents really did to me until I was about 19-20. I was let down. Wont happen to my kids.

[@nicolaspalacio583]

Curiously yesterday I was going through my parents kitcken and I broke a glass. I got like a reflect scare and imagined myself getting beat up. Im 23 years old... and i thought, well... that would be absolutely ridiculous right? My dad would simply come and say: "meh, we need to buy another glass". Why do kids get punish for stuff that we do as grown ups and they dont give a damn... Like if your kid is old enough to comprehend what he did wrong... well, just explain to him why that was wrong... and if he is too little to comprehend... then why tf would you hit him?

[@TimCarter]

That reminds me of when my parents bought new furniture and my abusive step father threatened to beat the crap out of any of us if we damage the glass table top. One day the fat ass fell on it and broke it himself. I would have loved to beat the snot out of him. Well, I eventually did a few years later just before I enlisted in the Army.

[@charliebuckley5360]

Tim Carter W

[@johnporkthe3rd51]

They do just depends on the type of kid lol cant generalize and compare people

[@johnporkthe3rd51]

And usually the parents are victims of physical abuse or other unresolved traumatic shit as well thats why ppl say what goes around comes around its basic psychology. Some ppl are born into that fckd up world others are lucky

[@kenmorris8219]

As a kid, I likely would've broken the glass on accident, cleaned it up quick AF, lied about its whereabouts, and played for it a few months down the road.

[@MrPlooky]

Recent Harvard study, childhood trauma scars the brain physically for life..

[@robmo7033]

The same harvard that is now so woke it is literally segregating graduations.

[@lannisterfilth]

Getting spanked on the leg for skipping school multiple times after been scolded isn't childhood trauma.

[@blueskiesinc]

@@lannisterfilth who said it is?

[@lannisterfilth]

@@blueskiesinc People confuse between small hits and straight up abuse all the fucking time. I'm making an analogy there. People think it's abuse to spank your child after they've been disciplined multiple times and proceed to call that bad parenting.

[@kevinmcdermott5204]

DKM lol pretty sure they do

[@LAMEHERC1]

well diaz is just cherry picking insanely talented people who had abusive parents. most people arent as naturally gifted as michael jackson or pete maravich. lol you cant abuse me into singing and dancing like michael jackson, its not physically possible.

[@Kgrhj]

this.

[@diap8017]

well there is a reason why pete maravich died of heart attack at 40 and MJ did not end up better.

[@bastian5065]

7:00

[@Idontcommentonvideos]

Not with that attitude

[@advithvashist9889]

They also hated their parents

[@braen_gamesrm3066]

Suffering doesn’t make you better it just make you suffer

[@clapferret3589]

Joey “NO LOSIN IN MY HOUSE” Diaz

[@philly_cheese_dog1530]

Joey "He fucked him in the ass supposedly" Diaz

[@axe693axe]

10:13 Joey Diaz orgasming on other people's pain and suffering ... Hey, I agree that shit is funny XD

[@nikhilkujur9744]

I am the 69th like

[@isaacoshea]

schadenfreude

[@whitelightning2402]

It was the DRZZZ DRZZZZ joe did that set him laughing

[@isaacmonson4403]

B.O.A Yang Rogan @3:40 when shes working her way up & down

[@cobykinz]

6:20 If only the camera panned to Joe's face

[@hassan903]

Haha

[@Cnut_the_grape]

It was probably just 👁️👄👁️

[@2kdemiks816]

@@hassan903 foreal tho😂

[@raekwonLahnell]

All I can do is shake my head as I read all these comments I can’t believe as people we go through things like this in life 🤦🏽‍♂️💔😴

[@vikingjiujitsu7645]

Ever notice joe Rogan has a perfectly sphere-like skull? ... LOOK INTO IT

[@TheReaper10123]

Nah bro, it's flat. It's just the shape of the lens. It's an illusion

[@vikingjiujitsu7645]

@@TheReaper10123 oooooooh shit. That's heavy

[@stelmaria-mx]

If you look at it for long enough you can see the future

[@terryhamilton1196]

Newest Eddie Bravo conspiracy

[@gpimpdaddy]

That Whiteboy oblate spheroid

[@BAYKING_316]

Watching Joey's mood swings throughout this video makes me laugh so hard.

[@TheOHenry666]

"A blight never does good to a tree, & if a blight kill not a tree but it still bear fruit, let none say that the fruit was in consequence of the blight.'' -William Blake

[@ballinspalding11]

This. People who get beaten and have to hear this stuff like "you're here where you're at today because of what your dad put you through and it made you a stronger person" Fuck that. Dad broke me, I've just been in a constant state of picking up the pieces trying to make something of myself and to think, someday if I make it I might just hear somebody say "your dad raised you right" as if they have any clue of what they're saying

[@ZeusEBoy]

Too bad we’re not fruit. Not that I condone abuse, though I think parents should spank and give a little whooping here and there, coming from the opposite of the spectrum try growing up with parents around that just let you do whatever, it’s nice as a kid I guess, but when it came to high school and the real world I had (correction have) no idea what I’m doing. And frankly everyone has their demons, I still got the verbal emotional abuse just was never reprimanding, was always a way for my father to let out his emotions on kids who had to sit and listen and a mother that wasn’t really around a lot. Life is all about balance, parenting and reprimanding are almost synonymous. As nice as it is to get to watch a kid grow and become their own person, the *PURPOSE* of staying put and being a parent is to nurture and help your kid grow up right. Every mama birds gotta try tossing their kids out of the nest once in a while. They gotta learn to fly and that requires a certain push. It’s nature. Just don’t traumatize the kid.

[@coreymckay5202]

@@ZeusEBoy "Too bad we're not fruit" wow. You are thick as fuck 😂.

[@houston2617]

@Matt Soper “Noone can put their hands on you with your permission” anyone can do anything they want, but it’s common sense that separates that from reality. And people with that mindset are bitches lmao

[@blackgreninja1]

Translation?

[@grobinson4805]

I was abused from birth to 14 years old. It only stopped when when moved off the base with family and there were people to see what my dad was doing. He was a military police officer and would beat my bare skin with a hard think leather belt until he wore himself out (over 20 lashes on many occasions). He even once viciously beat me while making me stay completely quiet and keeping a straight face. Imagine going being put through extreme pain and being told to be quiet and smile, or it’s gonna keep coming. I’m 34 now n still think about it everyday. However I’m not scared of anything, I understand the worst part of my life is behind me and that makes me happy.

[@Bubbles99718]

And your old man, where are you 2 now?

[@danwilkinson20]

@@Bubbles99718hopefully the fucker is in the ground.

[@BR.9x]

If my father ever treated me like that as a child I would probably stab him

[@BR.9x]

Hope you’re doing better now dude 🙏🏾

[@Acovado0222]

That’s so awful 😢

[@Ljtheweird1]

I got spanked as a kid and all I learned was not to get caught . When I was grounded I learned not to do that bc I couldn't do anything for a week.

[@theotherside3062]

Same for me man, I only learnd how to lie to my parents, thanks to them.

[@TheMatthew427]

Exactly, when as an adult do you get your ass beat for breaking the law

[@willardfaraday8022]

@@TheMatthew427 Its called jail.

[@TheMatthew427]

Last time I checked jail is where they put you in a cage not spank you

[@trosclair434genus4]

I agree. Spanking may be useful for something rare. When I have kids I don't intend to spank them. I don't need to if I do it right. Again there are very rare times I could see it being necessary. My wife wasn't spanked as a child but once, she didn't remember what it was for but she said it was bad. Life endangering bad. Never happened again. Both her parents are very against spanking. But that does show there are unknown factors that call for split second reactions when a child life is endangered. As long as you're not losing your shit. When you discipline cause you lose your shit, kids know it. Whether it's spanking or screaming. And that puts them ahead of the parents on a mental game. They know they get the better of you and it's horrible. Consistency is key. Even when you spank them, doing it in a calm and not degrading way, I've never met a man who's been spanked that is a maniac. Kids who have been abused are. There's at least five major ways of mentally damaging a kid -extremely. There's spanking, then there's physical abuse. Kids and parents know the difference.

[@merges2]

When I was younger I would get a slap sometimes when I was either being irate or when I had done something really bad. I wouldnt say it did anything to make me behave better, if anything it was more of a shock factor would snap me out of the moment, It can be effective. What I did definitely notice though was that of the kids I went to school with the ones who got hit by their parents or got beatings were usually the worst behaved and got into the most trouble. if anything having regular beatings from their parents just made them unafraid of fighting and getting into trouble since they were already used to getting hurt by someone so much bigger and older than them. Why would you be scared of starting a fight with another kid/using violence or getting detention when you're used to getting a beating from a full grown adult?

[@patheticgirl1000]

whether slapping a child is effective or not i don't know. all i know is if you're an adult who wants to harm a child who has absolutely no means to protect themself, not to mention you're supposed to be their caretaker, you're messed up. because when you slap a child, or spank them, they cry. it hurts them. i always felt this corrosive hatred towards my parents every time that happened. there are better ways to discipline your children.

[@Marcus-uu5qf]

@Morgan Freeman It has psychological effects on the child that lasts into their adult years

[@Marcus-uu5qf]

@Morgan Freeman Yeah it doesnt really matter how you do it. If you hit your kid in any way, weak or hard, they will suffer psychologically

[@Marcus-uu5qf]

@Morgan Freeman It doesn't matter on the circumstances and how you do it, if you use violence against your child, its not gonna have any positive effect, just google it

[@Marcus-uu5qf]

@Morgan Freeman I did google it. People who were "disciplined" as kids were more likely to have gone to prison, and have low self esteem and confidence.

[@jotornado117]

My mom beat me and I haven't seen any positive effects so far.

[@grimwolf5948]

Are u in jail

[@ghosthunter0950]

TreeGoo oh yes they can m8. She’s a woman but she’s still a grown up hitting a child. Perhaps they can’t beat a teenager boy at age 16. But even that they can because the boy would never hit back.

[@naveen5350]

TreeGoo as a 5 year old ur mom can inflict some good pain on u lol

[@austrianpainterinhiding88]

+David Sh. Not true, once my little brother turned about 8 or 9 my mom couldn't spank him anymore, because he would just laugh like a little douchebag, she wasn't strong enough to actually hurt him at all, so she just had to wait for my dad.

[@alexarias5717]

@@austrianpainterinhiding88 well that mom wasn't creative enough. My friend's Indian mom would beat my friend with a wooden stick... fucked up man

[@RMT_GrimAvenger]

Some people go through life without being struck by their family, I personally grew up in a very abusive racist environment were violence was the standard bearing that we all lived by, not proud of it but because of it, it made me a better man around people and always respectful towards others

[@trestastor1250]

How to give your kid stress and anxiety 101

[@jjmiles7173]

Only if your kids are pussies.

[@somewhatsour]

JJ Miles yeah that’s how that works

[@jjmiles7173]

@@somewhatsour Glad you agree. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DescendingBlade]

JJ Miles Parents who hit defenseless children are the real pussies.

[@TheHowToCorrectly]

Kenny Fiorisi parents that don’t know how to straighten out their kids are the bigger pussies.

[@ラーク-h5q]

A year late but, Theres a difference I wanted to share about this. That really hit home My dad suffers from high blood pressure and when I was younger he would lose his temper often due to missing his meds. He would hit me and my brother for any little thing we would mess up on, not cleaning our room, getting bad grades, ect. Spoiler we never learned a thing. We knew why he did it...but there was never actual feedback as to why we never got better. We were just supposed to know. I grew up with heavy anxiety because of fear to mess up on any little thing. I have bad communtion skill because we were not really allowed to speak our mind. That wasnt just my parents fault tho. Stupid American school system at the time. I wish I grew up out of the U.S. While on the other hand, my boyfriends mother never beat him. Not one smack, nothing. He grew up not fearing a thing about his mum. Because she would tell them what they did was wrong IN HER WORDS. when he said this. To me was absolute fantasy. He understands what hes doing and is calm about everything. Gets his point across USING WORDS. Im still trying to recover from my house and trying to be independent. Ive worked since I was 16 and planned on moving out and not giving money to my parents until i became stable but my dad would refuse and make me give a cut of my paycheck to them. My brother grew up thinking "hitting=respect"

[@KACZMARCZYK4369]

This is me

[@Umiyoureup]

this is exactly what black adults here in south africa are like

[@victorortiz1558]

Have some guts and stop being a little bitch lmao

[@99GamingXx]

Damn. My GF's dad iced himself when she was 4, and her mom is still to this day a drunken/abusive P.O.S. She definitely has lasting mental scars from it. I on the other hand have a different perspective to share. My mother and my father were always present in my life, and always showed me love. I (almost) always had shelter and plenty of food. What they lacked however, was any sort of discipline. Zero structure was given to my siblings and I. I was an absolute narcissistic ass throughout highschool, and treated the people around me more like objects than people. Got arrested a few times for a few different things, and nothing. No "bad job son" no grounding, none of that. It was always "You learn from your mistakes". Unfortunately by doing so, you have to make ALOT of mistakes. Since then I've completely changed my life, went back to school and got a trade degree, and am sustaining a couple year long relationship (Healthily). The general point is, while my grass may for sure be greener, it can be spotty. Maybe I coulda used a backhand or two.

[@punani_slayer4209]

@@99GamingXx I'm just impressed you managed to change. Most people raised like that end up being spoiled brats for their whole lives

[@ajohonly3721]

I was beating from the age of 5 to 16 almost every day it was brutal I still have very painful nightmares . I never want to see any anyone going through this let alone kids . I have two little girls.

[@Rryan8065]

Every day? For no reason?

[@oopsiepoopsie2898]

Shit like that is fucking disgusting.

[@__kkilla__kcam4427]

😂

[@StarlightAnimations.]

i think you mean *getting beat

[@ethanwallace8716]

I mean if you got beat for no reason than that's just wrong.

[@Slowskyz]

"That kid was probably the devil because his dad was beating the shit out of him" 💯

[@NickPotatoes]

I was abused as a kid, and saw some messed up stuff. I've been whipped with a belt on my back, and the back of my head as I stood in a corner. My stepdad once picked me up by the throat and choked me against the wall until I passed out. He would also just hit me, but when he got bored he would invite his family over and they would all take turns beating me. They would make me say horrible things about myself, and would keep hurting me until I did, sometimes pulling some hair out because I took too long. My stepdad also once handcuffed my hands to my feet, and left for a couple hours. They told me they were going to the store, but I later found out they were just outside laughing at me the whole time. All of this happened at age 6 or 7. I've been through some shit, and idk why I'm even typing all this, I guess it's just nice to get it out. Yeah it sucked, but as Joey said, it made me the person I am today.

[@larsonseq9269]

Hey, glad you put it out, no one deserves this kinda treatment, not even animals.

[@billjim334]

Sorry you had to go through that bro, but where was your mom during all of this? I can’t imagine how much you must’ve resented her for shacking up with that POS

[@jamie_d0g978]

That's some dark shit man, my dad looks like the fuckin Gandhi compared to yours. Fuck them, we don't need to destroy a kid to feel powerful tho, we're not that pathetic

[@R4Clover7]

Live a happy life.

[@brucedilferson9822]

I was adopted by a crazy woman, a child psychologist of all things. She would abuse me, one of the things she did was handcuff me outside to a post. Leave me overnight. She says she gave me a choice, either be handcuffed at home or get sent to Jasper Mountain, which if you don't know is a home for troubled children. So I let her handcuff me outside. And i hate her for it. I will NEVER let someone treat me like that again