The Time Ari Spiked Bert's Drink with Molly | JRE Sober October 2019

Taken from JRE #1358 Sober October 2019:
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[@simonleak3000]

Tom is so genuinely disgusted with the situation lol

[@cappsbriley]

As he should be.

[@l3wdlemon708]

Ari fucked up. But it doesnt mean he shouldnt be forgiven. They're really close friends. As someone who has a group of friends who have a couple of us who fuck with lesser drugs and some who just smoke weed and drink and this is 100% something we would've done to eachother.

[@Psython]

@@l3wdlemon708 i've done it, i've had it done to me. i highly regret it now (morally; was fucking awesome in reality), but shit happens when you're 14-18 man. you get older, you get more mature. usually. thats where with ari it's crazy, it wasn't to give him an awesome time, it was out of revenge, which is actually disgusting.

[@richardryder2687]

Tom's "Oh My God" at 15:30 was my favorite part of the whole podcast

[@stephaniezimbalist3757]

@@l3wdlemon708 But that Little bitch needs to actually APOLOGIZe to be forgiven. He's not sorry he did it.

[@michaelleskauskas3645]

In all seriousness, it's really touching how clear it is Tom cares about Bert. Like, you can see it.

[@TheAngryBadger3]

I would have lost my shit with Ari.

[@madisonadams9432]

As a woman, it makes Tom really attractive how disgusted he is

[@angelgjr1999]

Madison Adams Everybody hates Ari. They just don’t want him to suffer because Ari helped out allot of comedians start their careers.

[@mojojoji5493]

Angel Gutierrez is take em out back n shoot em

[@angelgjr1999]

stanley oleyte who?

[@zealousblatancy536]

Addicts can’t stand to see other addicts get sober……period. Ari’s justification of why he did it just proves that.

[@Reblwitoutacause]

BERT NEVER GOT SOBER, WTF?! 😂

[@TheCrystalBall21]

I'm guessing your an addict who's projecting? Not what's happening in this clip.

[@CheGuevara110100]

Stupid period

[@MrTruth-ib5ce]

He is reffering to Stoptober.

[@papaown]

@@Reblwitoutacause This is from 4 years ago. They all did "sober October" to kind of help Bert chill on his drinking since he was drinking way too much. Ari being a sociopath got mad at him for not keeping to it too much and was upset at having to stop drinking. So to get back at Bert, he gave him MDMA to try and get him to quit because he took a drug. Bert didn't really stick to the sober October really well. 4 years later, today he's doing much better with drinking I believe. That's the basic story to my knowledge.

[@Smokepitpodcast]

Shoutout to Tom for instantly calling out Ari. It’s easy to laugh along and let celebs run wild, not so easy to hold them accountable.

[@eddiemoran8044]

“I would wanna kill you, KILL you…” god I love Tom

[@TheCrystalBall21]

Meanwhile, since then Tom and Bert have sold out, whilst Ari is the only one in the Rogan sphere that I'd wanna go to the bar with but I'd have my hand over my drink the entire time of course.

[@eddiemoran8044]

@@TheCrystalBall21 that’s so true. I hate Tom now

[@TheCrystalBall21]

@@eddiemoran8044 His shift in personality lined up with Joe telling him to get on TRT and start lifting weights, I think it makes you take yourself too seriously.

[@xLilPuddinTater]

Tom is like "I'm never inviting this dude anywhere ever again"

[@CaptainDerty]

@Pesky Echo jesus dude its just molly

[@CaptainDerty]

@Pesky Echo disagree

[@Justinlifts365]

@Pesky Echo you sound dumb bert was being a bitch about it in this interview go listen around

[@user-os2io9yj4f]

@@CaptainDerty sounds like someone who has never done Molly, or had true friends.

[@dumpchangepants]

Pesky Echo Bert has a panic attack thinking about socks ... he's a pussy

[@CheesyCola1]

Tom always jokes about being a psychopath, but when shit gets serious he is the best guy in the band

[@davidoaklund8786]

Cheesy Cola Ari is the real psychopath here

[@bottleshopjoshwh]

You can see Tom picturing himself stomping Ari

[@JungleLeeLewis]

He Really Is a Grounded individual. AND He's Brilliant AND Smart in The "Common" way. Common Sense. He's the guy you'd Love to have a few Brews with and Chat up! His Wife and He are Great together. Like @TigerBelly! Love tha Life Partner Co-Host Set Ups!

[@eohr05]

It's not that he lacks remorse, it's that he is embarrassed by what he did and is defensive/trying to hide it...

[@jayp1186]

Yeah and joe is always the piece of shit

[@bobbyshores]

I think hearing him say they’re children for not taking Molly is the most childish thing I’ve heard in a while

[@John-sr2hr]

He's one of those guys that thinks doing drugs is cool. Anyone over the age of 16 that thinks that is extremely childish, and I do a TON of drugs. And not the cool ones (dope)

[@avo616]

@@John-sr2hr mate go to dark mini golf course while 3 tabs deep. And tell me that’s not it’s not a riot

[@kekoasiversons350]

@@avo616 I use to do drugs I mean I still do but I use to too

[@oatmeal710]

@@drherbical8985 you're gonna discount someone's opinion because of appearances and they're the ones incapable of free thought?

[@bobbyshores]

@@oatmeal710 damn I wrote out a whole comment and deleted it cause that said it all 😂

[@MvladMarnold]

I love how Tom was starting to laugh at first until he and Joe found out what happened and they make a 180% turn and get pissed at Ari

[@non_brewed_condiment]

180% turn lol

[@Hobopower84]

And then we find out that was all an act and that they knew every detail at the time that it happened.

[@non_brewed_condiment]

@@Hobopower84 bro I feel like that was pretty obvious from the get go. That's like saying "and then we found out 'the machine' story is 'exaggerated.'" good rule of thumb: if there are 4 comedians sitting in a room telling a story that sounds insane, it's a bit.

[@bobbyshores]

@@Hobopower84 well Bert’s family is really sticking to the act because his entirely family hates Ari. This isn’t a bit lol. If it was they wouldn’t be laughing

[@non_brewed_condiment]

@@bobbyshores yes, they are sticking to the act. this is a bit.

[@dy120481]

Shaffir seems like he's uncomfortable not because he did it, but because his friends don't approve of his doing it. He might legitimately be a sociopath.

[@yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741]

All these guys think it is funny when Diaz tells stories of dosing people. They exposing their inner bitch right now.

[@seztogaming4186]

yorknorthyorkeastyork etobicoketorontoscarborough dosing someone with edibles is a little different than molly. Still not cool though

[@yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741]

@@seztogaming4186 it is only different in your little mind. WEED speeds up your heartbeat which is dangerous to people on heart meds.

[@fireycookle7668]

@@yorknorthyorkeastyorketobi741 But like you gotta understand the differences between the two and how someone with a heart condition on an edible isn't gonna die, worst case a mild panic attack while someone dosing on Molly can literally keel over because of the drug itself

[@xdanileex]

Didn't diaz watch yoshi drop acid straight into his eyeballs and not say anything?

[@adamjamestattoos]

It's like 3 adults trying to explain to a child what he did was wrong.... and he still doesnt get it.

[@stevetoth7136]

@@marcoduvall4404 o shut the fuck up

[@EclecticMystic]

But..... But I thought it was funny. Therefore it's funny, and funny things aren't bad.

[@pattytracey3131]

He knows what he did was wrong. He’s a fucking psychopath.

[@elijah7939]

two adults*

[@JohnDoe-km5qz]

He gets it he just a dickhead

[@littlemac844]

Bart's heart is racing and adrenaline is racing confronting Ari.

[@alexvignolo7798]

I think that’s just his body 😂

[@swisscheeseplease97]

Is his name Bert or Bart?

[@GITMachine]

My takeaway from this: Ari is a jackass, Tom is solid and Joey Diaz is a true friend.

[@BobbyTMF]

Ghostlore haha the hypocrisy is incredible man. Joey Diaz has dosed so so many people and a lot of them have had horrendous times yet people giggle and love joey for it. Ari does it once and he gets all this hate.

[@miguelvargas15]

BobbyTMF Joey admits he was wrong and ari is blaming Bert for it not the fucking same

[@joefarang]

it's not the first story i've heard about Ari spiking people - i forget who, but he gave someone mushrooms who thought they were normal mushrooms...

[@andohish27]

@@BobbyTMF you cant die from edibles, at worst you'll just sleep. Its dangerous to cross blood pressure medications with molly

[@stephensmith8812]

@@joefarang ali siddique or something along those lines

[@zachstephens2561]

Joey Diaz immediate reaction to go be with Burt when he calls him shows how great of a person he is

[@B455PL4Y3R]

its so true, if you are having a bad trip you really just fucking need somebody to keep you grounded and at the time its happening that person means everything to you

[@obtuse186]

Which is weird because Joey has dosed people before, although it's different, the only times I know is giving his cohost Lee a higher percentage edible than he thought.

[@jonnyd8399]

100

[@amymenjivar3489]

@@obtuse186 Joey may have dosed people but he's a friend/good guy. Ari isn't a real friend to these people. They need to cut him out.

[@TheDukeOfDallas]

Joey is such a good friend that he went to see Burt and took some molly to make sure everything was OK.

[@candyrose2877]

You can just see how Tom is looking at Ari in disbelief. You can tell they all look at him differently. As they should. Dangerous man.

[@laiskapyykki]

best comedian of the bunch. but yeah, I would not have him in my home :D

[@tornado154]

bert drinking titos and orange juice "to get hydrated" is actually something funny to come out of his mouth for once

[@craig2307]

Joey Diaz is the friend everyone needs, Ari is the friend nobody wants.

[@BobbyTMF]

craig smith id love ari as a friend haha

[@MAYBE_4EV3R]

BobbyTMF - same!

[@user-cv7ey6fb4c]

Have you even heard if all the horrible shit Joey has said he's done, and still doesn't think is a big deal? He's a million times worse than Ari slipping a friend some M

[@K0sm1cKid]

@@user-cv7ey6fb4c I don't think Joey Diaz fr thinks that everything he did in his life was 100% acceptable. 😂

[@mflugo9082]

In the words of Uncle Joey. "I wasn't no saint, but I wasn't the devil either."

[@writesalot1]

I’ve never seen Tom or Burt this angry before its refreshing seeing a real friendship

[@jonnybgoode7742]

Dude how bout uncle joey?

[@Jackson-id2nz]

It’s bert not burt

[@bushidobrown7879]

Ari is such an addict. His mannerisms in the last 2-3 mins actually shocked me. Couldn’t wrap my head around the dosing justification and felt like there was a deeper line than him being a sociopath

[@xenomorphbiologist-xx1214]

Ari was WAYY too comfortable discussing this. It’s probably his night job at this point

[@foxhound5562]

This definitely was not the first time that Ari drugged someone

[@ShinyMudkip914]

foxhound5 5 100% 😂

[@NunYurbis]

He has also admitted to starting to choke women with no warning during sex, no pre-talk to check if she's into that stuff or anything about it, so he does seem to have some issues with other peoples boundaries, so genuinely wouldn't surprise me if he had dosed someone before. I mean, I am also into choking and being rough, but there does need to be some pre-talk about it, if you spring that shit on a girl spontaneously it could leave you with a sexual assault charge.

[@mikehunt6926]

Not to mention he severely beat up Bobby Lee another comedian... Ari definetly some serious issues

[@mattkinsman272]

nun yurbis you’re a pussy

[@avg.madman8227]

@@mattkinsman272 is this Ari's alt account lmao

[@kawaiiafangirl]

I kinda wish Ari did that to Tom instead bc I genuinely think that Tom would've broken Ari's legs and kept him in his basement.

[@jonatanaquebrada8338]

Tom? How about Joe! That would be fun to see

[@clevelandbci9562]

@@jonatanaquebrada8338 Hell yeah

[@xxedgecumberveggietaleslma9874]

His moms basement

[@Therealdrewdober]

Haha I am buffaro beer and I approve dis massage

[@LiV3rWurSt]

@@jonatanaquebrada8338 I think Joe wouldn’t do anything. I do think Tom would tie Ari down and pull off his fingernails with a pair of pliers tho 😂

[@asaptwo9198]

You can tell Tom and Bert legit care about each other by how pissed Tom looked about it and Bert actually calling that Tom was gonna be mad it’s kinda wholesome

[@al1364]

I took it as “you better not do that shit to me”

[@NMages20]

The way Ari talks about this is terrifying. Jesus, I'd walk out honestly. It isn't a joke dude, you spiked his drink. If Bert said "I'll try it" and Ari gave it to him and Bert didn't like it, then I can see where the jokes would come from. But spiking the dudes drink, in his house, in front of his kids, when he has to leave and go to a different state? What a psychopath

[@bigpapi6688]

Not to mention this is the same time his doctor told him he needs to get healthy. And Molly is notoriously awful for your liver and dehydrated the fuck out of you. The two specific things that he was struggling with

[@markellhawthorne2921]

There's also the fact that drugging someone without consent is a serious crime. What he did was wrong, no matter how you look at it.

[@takeasip8924]

@@markellhawthorne2921THIS. The main defense is oh “mollys not that bad he turned put fine” if you dose someone with ANY fucking drug even ibuprofen that shits deadass crossing a boundary and wrong. I dont care even if the experience was good. No good human would even think of drugging someone without consent makes you wonder what else hes okay with not getting consent for.

[@elvis316]

That time Ari commited a felony and talked about on the internet.

[@hapkin2179]

@Nikolai Ninja except they can say it's an act...

[@Myztek26]

@@hapkin2179 except it wasn't an act.

[@SpoilerAlert__]

@@Myztek26 they're comedians, they make up stories to get laughs. But sheeeeesh even this would couldn't be made up

[@chuyvee505]

He did it again with the illegally imported fruit on last nights podcast.. 😂😁

[@kingvegeta9]

So he did this but talk shit about someone else???????

[@martinaee]

I think Tom is legit wondering if Ari is going a little Cosby lol ....

[@sc220]

I love comedy but spiking a drink, smoked substances, etc is *not funny*. It can be highly dangerous. Aside from that, it's a form of coercion and abuse. Not funny. Even if it's one guy drugging another guy. Not funny at all.

[@drew535]

@@thomasblack2393 a little funny but super uncool by ari, doesn't matter who, or how funny, still uncool

[@sandwichrtist4556]

@@sc220 The reason it is less funny than it could be....is that Burnt isn't mad as much as he is hurt and confused. And it caused trouble with the wife. And because he knows what we all know.....he is the runt of the group and gets picked on relentlessly, with Tom being his only real friend. "But other than that, the play was OK" -. Mrs. Lincoln

[@FuckFascistYouTube]

@@thomasblack2393 Why is it funny? He was home with his family, and he had a flight that same night, on top of all his recent medical issues. What's funny about that? Seriously. If it was in a movie or something, and happened to a fictional character, I could absolutely see the humor in that, because no real lives are in jeopardy. That's not what this is. This was a real guy, with a real family, with real medical issues, and he was given a very powerful drug against his will. Again, what's funny about that?

[@FuckFascistYouTube]

@@thomasblack2393 Nah, you're good. Keep doing you. The world is already filled with sociopaths who lack empathy and human decency - what's one more? Have a good day

[@HeyGuysTomHere]

This physically gave me anxiety to watch. And made me so mad. I have been in Bert's position. A former "friend" drugged me when we were on a birthday trip to Miami. I made it clear at the start of the night that I didn't want to do drugs, and later in the evening I discovered he had poured a full bag of molly into a soda water pitcher that I was drinking. I drank about 3/4 of that pitcher. I was very lucky that it was not very strong molly because it could have been very dangerous considering how much I drank. It was the scariest moment of my life when I found out what was in the pitcher. When I confronted him the next day, he did the same as Ari, laughed it off and acted like I was over-reacting and said I knew it was in there (please, as if I would knowingly take 3/4 of a bag of molly). It has given me anxiety for many years around it happening again. I have major trust issues and I have had to work really hard to confront those fears. He is clearly a narcisist or sociopath. I ended that "friendship" and never looked back. Bert should do the same.

[@aliciaanne]

That is horrible, so sorry that happened to you. So messed up. People who do this have to be sociopathic or just plain dumb. They have no idea what medications a person may be on. Mixed with the drugs it can be absolutely lethal. If no consent is given, that's a straight up crime.

[@samplatt228]

“You weren’t on molly 38 hours later” no he just had absolutely no serotonin in his body and probably felt like death

[@leahcamper5401]

"I'll be there in ten." Joey Diaz is such a bro

[@steroidbrah]

Leah Camper that’s a real homie who know what’s he going thru

[@ash1988myg]

Like Vincent Wolf from Pulp Fiction

[@Strings-jg2to]

Yeah it makes me love Uncle Joey more. H

[@isvvx]

Ari's lack of remorse is whats most disturbing..

[@texcohen3167]

Sociopaths for you. You'd think when he was there he would have thought geez his kids are here, should I rethink this ? Nope. Doesn't care about anyone except himself.

[@conspiracytheory9525]

You emotional vaginas get over it he meant it as a joke and it went wrong plus Ari isn’t a sociopath he’s just a dick.

[@chunkyMunky329]

@@texcohen3167 "Sociopath" is a massive exaggeration

[@humblebee4611]

I dosed you with hard drugs but you can’t get mad cuz it’s a joke. What a child Ari is. Childless sad comedian

[@dillonbuckingham18]

@@chunkyMunky329 spoken like someone who's dosed someone with hard drugs without consent before.

[@RioRioRio1234567890]

If ari really understood the severity of his act he would be more sorry. but he thinks it’s not a big deal. If I was bert, seeing how unsorry ari is, I would stop talking to him.

[@DarkTimes365]

That dude needs to have his ass kicked and put in prison for doing that. It’s never ok to spike anyone with anything.

[@jelly.212]

He's Jewish nothing will happen to him

[@colincarberry9051]

I really love seeing how quickly Tom stood up for Bert. While Joe laughed and joked about it, Tom realized Bert was upset and stood by his best friend

[@eeerriccc]

Bert's inner bitch was showing and Joe hates inner bitches

[@Ben-gm9kx]

eeerriccc how would you react after getting spiked with molly

[@eeerriccc]

@@Ben-gm9kx dance party

[@Ben-gm9kx]

eeerriccc are you 12

[@eeerriccc]

@@Ben-gm9kx 12.5 Old enough to not embrace my inner bitch

[@user-nj6hm3is3x]

Damn. Seeing Tom mad at ari makes me surprisingly happy

[@moeezmalik3666]

He's be crying laughing if Joey was telling the story

[@4suits704]

Me too lawls

[@JZAK367]

@@smokingcrab2290 lololololol

[@ryana8022]

Sean O. Lmaoooo did he hurt your feelings?

[@zevlovex6496]

Tom is 'disappointed dad' PISSED

[@Hutchman05]

It makes me so sad seeing Burt so upset. Glad Tom stood up for his friends

[@jonathandavis3312]

I can't believe Bert would even be talking to him.

[@TudorNecula]

you can tell Tom is kinda legit worried about the skeletons in Ari's closet

[@rashed4034]

Tudor Necula this is hilarious considering it’s Tom

[@Legalizeasbestos]

Is literally anyone surprised, Ari screams this just by lookin at him

[@jonnybgoode7742]

@@Legalizeasbestos glad someone else wasnt that surprised

[@angelgjr1999]

Ari does give off creepy vibes. I never seen Tom that worried...

[@0xstev3]

He's probably looking to team up with him

[@coreyc5134]

Damn everyone in the comments like “Tom is such a good friend”. Are we gonna ignore the honorable actions of the 🐐 Joey diaz. That’s a REAL friend 100%

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

What did joey do?

[@codymathes4450]

BEATS BYMANOLO Did you watch the podcast...? 🤦‍♂️

[@beatsbymanolo1584]

@@codymathes4450 i commented before i finished this video lol

[@swifty23]

You’re right. When Joey dosed Berts dad and everyone laughed he really laid the ground work for Ari to take it to the next level, people forget that man

[@andrewandrew4970]

"But what about" is such a lazy argument.

[@kierra5353]

I have seizures now I’ll have to deal with for the rest of my life because I was spiked. It’s not a joke, you never know how someone will react to something at a certain time. Just because he took it before does not mean his body would be able to handle it again. Especially Molly. The way it depletes your serotonin is no joke. One of the most traumatic moments of my life was when I thought I was ODing on Molly. I didn’t feel the same for two years plus after, and trauma and anxiety changes your brain. The fact that he can sit there and admit no guilt, remorse, or understanding that drugging someone without their consent is an absolute NO-NO and inexcusable is scary. I’m all for dark humor and jokes but this isn’t even dark it’s just downright fucked up.

[@katieundercover]

man that’s beyond fucked, im so sorry that happened to you

[@chalkcherub]

Can I ask what it was you were drugged with that gives you permseizures? Hope you don't mind. I'm really into neuroscience

[@ruoazquara6070]

Drugs aren’t for the weak Shoulda grown a pair n accepted your fate n tried to enjoy it

[@ruoazquara6070]

@@chalkcherub drugs are not for the weak minded

[@kierra5353]

@@chalkcherub we believe it was GHB but it was out of my system so fast they couldn’t test me by the time I made it to the hospital the next town over :(

[@johnharringtonacdc]

Joe is truly fascinated by everything Bert did. “So you went to the Comedy Store…….ON MOLLY?” “Wait your drinking Tito’s……..while your on molly?” 😂

[@robprice5655]

There's no way that Ari has only spiked a drink once

[@sogeking5076]

he most definitely did something strange to girls in his younger days

[@bradwoods371]

a fucking guy like Ari would never get laid if he didn't...

[@hansteevO0666]

It is literally the only way he gets any at all... they should call him Puddin Pops and put him in the same cell as the Coz

[@x15exe30]

Aris got a hog bro

[@lilithjade4363]

@@bradwoods371 let’s try not to refer to raping people as “getting laid” in the future, ok?

[@whiplashchild7388]

Bert: "I had severe panic atacks" Ari: "Nah, you were having so much fun!" - That's a textbook sociopath right there. Complete lack of empathy.

[@ericvasquez6450]

@@C4LLM3AN1MAL so he’s both

[@C4LLM3AN1MAL]

@@ericvasquez6450 that's not entirely possible

[@robertfan332]

Ari is creepier than a sociopath. One time he looked right into the camera and it was fucking disturbing just seeing his face.

[@robertfan332]

@Ryan Anderson i just watched brendan shaubs special. The shit was fucking good man. Joe Rogan sucks on stage Bryan Callen too.

[@kx65andyx85rider]

You dumbasses have never done molly 😂. Dude every single tome you do mdma it’s fucking awesome, extremely low chance to freak out because there is no headspace. Get familiar with drugs before you diagnose a dude over the internet. Ari knows what Molly’s about and how it works, chill tf out you ignorant fucks

[@DirtySouthConnection803]

Who needs enemies, when you have a friend like Ari.

[@ajoan2281]

Bert: " I'm down 21 pounds " Joe : " what did you do, Just take a big shit? " How did no one acknowledge that?😂😂😂

[@hey8174]

Joey "I'll be there in 10 minutes because I'm an actual friend you can trust" Diaz

[@laurens6267]

Tuc joey actually gave his dad weedpopcorn. Thats also kind of a shity thing to do.

[@giggityeffyou]

White knight Let's relax with the long ass 4 page articles. Holy shit, nobody's going to read that. I read half and realized how fuckin long is this useless comment?! But yea weed isn't a bad drug and Ari Shaffir should burn in hell

[@descripto2586]

Getting dosed with anything you're not expecting isn't cool, weed is no exception. Especially when we're talking about people who don't smoke. You don't think they'd have anxiety?

[@kmma1094]

@White knight i read the first part of that where yiu said its like giving them root beer and telling them its not which is a shit example because root beer isnt mind altering. When you have edibles its actually like a drug so thats also wrong. Albeit not as bad as giving someone molly but just because it cant kill you doesn't make it right

[@ThirtyfourEC]

@@laurens6267 ya weed can kill if ingested just like molly.

[@jax422]

Tom is the only one with an appropriate reaction.

[@wilso26]

Okay but talk about the good parts tho.... Ari* hahahahahaha

[@wallybonejengles5595]

Tom cares more about Bert than Bert.

[@eeerriccc]

Shut up pussy

[@jax422]

eeerriccc I can tell by your response you must be a Rhodes Scholar.

[@jax422]

Your Comment Changes Nothing you know what he did is highly illegal right? Punishable by up to 10 years in prison. Not exactly a laughing matter.

[@aliG2500]

Dude is literally admitting to a crime on air and laughing about it. He's lucky that Bert is such a forgiving guy or he could've easily pressed charges on him.

[@mitchjames9350]

These guys are in there 50’s and still haven’t grown up, Ari particularly is that friend you had when you where young but eventually get tired of.

[@CodeinCaptain]

This is going to come back to bite him if any girl ever comes out against Ari

[@user.4049]

Forfuckinsure

[@billjoe7036]

Shh don’t give them ideas

[@RealBigNope]

Maybe, he did say though it was his first and only time spiking someones drink.

[@jo_magpie]

@@RealBigNope If you done illegal act A, no one is gonna believe that you didn't do illegal act B. That's why prosecutors always read prior crimes.

[@jo_magpie]

the whole bobby lee/natasha leggero psycho behavior would not benefit him nether.

[@danielschumaker2266]

"What if he died?" The most casual "Then I'd be more sorry."

[@DoPrice]

Daniel Schumaker fr someone as big as Bert could’ve had a heart attack

[@markdavis8430]

The guy is a walking talking heart attack He’s American

[@tmoney9539]

Jaye Fletcher Patriotic as fuck

[@kolbykauffman4180]

A tinder date I really liked told me about this episode and how it was such an uncomfortable, sad watch, and she was right. Even that halfway point where, bless his heart, Bert's trying to emotionally bargain Ari with reason, "you felt bad. You had to have had remorse, because you've gotta be a friend and a good person, right?" And it's just the things not being said, with their eyes. And how Ari just defiantly brushed it off - not a fuck given.

[@meandro83]

Ari is the guy i wish i was friend in highschool and its just sad to meet when you are grown

[@joeybones5027]

i love bert, and you can see the pain in his eyes that his friend wont accept his mistake

[@marcoduvall4404]

In front of his kids... 🙈🙉🙊

[@elbob17]

Who cares. Fuck Bert.

[@BainPlays]

@@elbob17 what did bert do to you lol?

[@stagger9660]

@@BainPlays Be a bitch

[@elbob17]

@@BainPlays Provided years and years with very little laughs. No point in kissing his ass, he doesn't give a shit about fans. He's said it before.

[@beastmode9156]

Tom is my hero right now he literally does wanna kill him...

[@e.b.9416]

If Tom got legit angry to the point of violence, he would push someone through a wall. He could kill Ari with one hand.

[@SKUNK_FPS_Clips]

You nut huggers

[@jmalibu7617]

Erol B. Joe maybe. Not tom lol.

[@SKUNK_FPS_Clips]

Mike Bromeo you sound like a really tough guy 🙄

[@marcoduvall4404]

@@SKUNK_FPS_Clips lol is he wrong for feeling that way tho. Revelation's 2:9 & 3:9

[@e_paige]

I'm glad this conversation happened on a public forum

[@scottyp2505]

Drugging people is so fucked up. It’s also a felony that he’s just laughing off. This happened to a friend of mine another friend put shrooms on this hamburger at a bbq he tripped out so hard he had to be taken to the hospital. None of us talk to that guy anymore and he doesn’t get why

[@PackRat01]

The tension in the room man.. damn. Tom seemed legit pissed.

[@Etsiddy]

Pierce Miletich I would be too his KIDS were in the other room that’s fucked

[@BobbyTMF]

The MasteR it’s only fucked if you don’t understand mdma or have ever taken it.

[@JoyfulUniter]

So pissed they decided to call it out on air in front of millions of people to out his gross ass.

[@juice52OH]

@@BobbyTMF If you believe that, then you're just as much of an asshole as Ari.

[@CrazyLuna97]

BobbyTMF you’re probably such a prick to your friends

[@yeet1361]

I just watched a man incriminate himself for 18 minutes

[@mojojoji5493]

Vicodyn saying shit like “you loved it bert”

[@tanyathorvilson]

@@mojojoji5493 or calling him a child and saying it's "fake anger"

[@rebeccavawter3465]

I love how Tom defended Bert. Bert and Tom, Tom and Bert 😍

[@pulex73]

that words of joe in the end!

[@theoneandonly6811]

Tom is pissed

[@bowlinglegend95]

reasonably so

[@Krass.Estranged]

He's really fat too

[@tgbeam]

They all are

[@Kenta880]

Thats coz hes the only real friend in that room💯

[@FellaGuy2]

I don't blame him.

[@Yung_Lowdown59]

I'm so glad Tom acted the way he did instantly it really shows how good of a person he is

[@briannguy4481]

Tom is a good friend.

[@FreeRio976]

Joe is a dumbass too. Like do y’all not realize drugging ppl is illegal and morally horrible

[@danielvaughan7580]

Iyy spiking a drink is so fucked like nothing wrong if they took it and they both consented

[@dakotakirk6842]

Theo still smashed Tom's wife

[@13lood13ath]

Hypocrites!! So Ari dosing Burt ISN'T ok, but Joey dosing Tom, and Bert's dad IS ok? Doesn't matter the substance, it's the principal of the matter.

[@The8Ronin]

How is Ari still in the industry after this, how can anyone think he‘s a good person to be around

[@LickyTee]

Exactly

[@LickyTee]

I think it's because he's a jew

[@APAL880]

@@LickyTee As are most of the execs and agents and managers etc. in the industry.

[@Nerflover10097]

The special he put out on KZbin for free with his own money got 5.5 million views and he’s selling out theatres so I think he’s going places.

[@mr3thouzand]

@Daenerys and drugging people while doing so...... but, I guess that takes a back seat to having 5.5 million views on YT.

[@jack_ssr]

Man i love Joey

[@taoutdoors8110]

Tom is SO pissed, I’ve never seen him look that pissed

[@toadellini]

He’s got the cool guy look on him

[@-The-Darkside]

No way Tom ever trusts Ari after this. He was raging.

[@henvisch]

Theogate

[@stavros5626]

Tom is putting up a show. He already knew what happened.

[@MrKhho100]

That's his best friend who he has known since the beginning of their comedy career.

[@somegoodish]

The amount of times Bert has lost 20 pounds is crazy. Dude must be starving.

[@l91106]

jorge guzman and ages you like fuck, may aswell just stay fat until your serious about making a permanent change

[@Max-zr7hr]

A few hundred more pounds and he'll be skin and bones

[@ltisenotem]

Ari is so twisted man.... I sadly got into harder drugs by 18 and never once thought of spiking anyone ever, even if it was a friend who did drugs. That idea is so foreign to me. And Ari is a full grown man justifying it like there could be a world where drugging someone is ok. What a sick and twisted man, hope he lost all his friends for that

[@DemonVido]

Bert: It was horrible Ari: Hahaha Bert: I had a severe panic attack Ari: HAHAHAHA WTF

[@donovandoyal1125]

Man tom was not feeling this at all, his whole mood changed no laughter he was scared and pissed off

[@robzombie5928]

@Gregory DeAngelis you should watch his bit on comedy central he talks about od ying on GHB after taking ecstasy. So hes had plenty.

[@SquareNoggin]

@Gregory DeAngelis Man, understanding makes it so much worse though. I've done way too much Molly, in my raving youth, and I am very familiar with what the drug does and how it feels. If someone dosed me, I'm never violent, but i'd want to kill them. Even if I had fuck all to do for the next 10 hours, just having to be subjected to that ridiculous high when you don't want it and weren't planning on it. Some drugs it might be like "you asshole, but okay at least I'll try to enjoy it", but MDMA... fuuuuck that. The only place it makes any kind of sense to be on that drug is at an all night party with loud music where everybody is thrashed on drugs together. Lots of people to talk to, a good reason to move around pointlessly, and nobody's going to remember or take seriously any of the shit you ramble out of your mouth. Anywhere the fuck else, especially if you had anything else normal to do, it's just awful. "oh hello stranger you're my best friend now ever let me tell you all my secrets and call up my exes and my grandma and ohmygod did you see that cute girl I think i'm in love let's go talk to her and aren't kittens the best and yada yada yada" Can cause insane embarrassment after the fact. You do and say things that are totally out of character. And yeah in a dark hazy bass-y rave with shameless dance floors and surrounded by drunk and high cute women who are also looking to just be stupid with you - yeah it's a great time. That is a place where it is acceptable to walk up to a woman you don't know and gush on about how beautiful she is - and she can easily slip away if she's not into it, she'll recognize that you're just rolling, but more often than not she is into it cause she's at a rave and that's what happens there. And it doesn't matter how fuzzy and lovey dovey you get because that's the thing to do and everybody gets it and most people want it and enjoy it. And i loved it too. In most other circumstances the kind of behavior MDMA evokes in someone is not appropriate at all and can easily be creepy or alarming to folks who don't know you or what you're on. The drug makes it harder for you to pick up on if someone is uncomfortable talking to you, but you can't help but open up with people. And honestly I've heard of people getting dosed with MDMA before, or even people taking it in stupid situations - and it's like "no biggie everybody has fun and feels good on MDMA" ... That is exactly the problem man. That's why its so fucked up. Don't drug people. It's wrong. But if you are going to do it, definitely don't drug people with MDMA. It's not fun, it lasts way too long, if you have done the drug a lot in the past you're probably over it and even sick of it (MDMA is one of few drugs that many people get sick of and never want to do again after having done it a bunch of times) and 9 times out of 10 the victim will be so much worse off because of it. Everyone is out here treating weed, molly and mushroom highs like they're no big thing but all three of those drugs have much more overwhelming highs than lots of the "harder" stuff that people aren't as flippant about. It's unfounded in my opinion. Heroin, low doses of PCP, ketamine, coke, crack - all these drugs fuck up your day (or even couple of days) a hell of a lot less than MDMA. MDMA really isn't that far off from meth when it comes to how big and intense of a high it is.

[@TangoNevada]

It's odd Tom gets mad and surprised like this is the first time he heard about it, while also acknowledging Burt called him shortly after and told him about it. I'm calling Bullshit on this whole story. As in, Bullshit in it just coming up.

[@TangoNevada]

@@goldenyuri3556 Yep, that's an easy thing you forget. "Rolls Eyes Emoji"

[@kjsampson5811]

but he's cool with Joey Diaz dosing senior citizens.

[@misterdabalina4694]

Joey Diaz is a real one , "I'll be over in ten dog"

[@kieranrobins89]

A true G

[@MustacheMenace117]

@heehee mefunny Ehhh. Joey only did it with weed.

[@Imanfly]

@heehee mefunny he did, and he told about it in a stand-up skit. He had a little weed candies and gave em to his dad, and his dad just got happy and told everyone how much he loved em'. Then bert and his dad got to working out some things they had never talked about, and they made some real progress. Honestly i think it's the only drugging story i like

[@clydez1234]

Joey Diaz came over after his show just to talk to him and tell him stories. What wow

[@curtisbaker4325]

@heehee mefunny soft drug that cannot kill vs a drug that tales lives daily

[@KelliGreenGaming]

people like ari who laugh about conrolling someones mind is like charles manson

[@treyuhlman5184]

Joe nailed it when he said that he just can’t take the beating from getting drunk the night before at 52.

[@oh-yaduuude6970]

This is the closest I’ve seen to Bert being genuinely pissed

[@ddustin101]

That's how nice of a guy he is. You can see real anger and resent in his expressions.

[@chrismarquette8627]

Bert was very pissed

[@CharlieBravoTango]

Been listening a lot of Bert and Tom for a few months. Sure, Bert likes to party, and he looks like he's trying to do a lot to offset that. But a friend spiking him with Molly? I'd be pissed

[@reecegraves3738]

Ngl bert is playing the victim begging for attention here, he literally used the experience as a bit on stage and killed it yet he’s sitting here acting a bitch trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him. Like seriously move on man.

[@reecegraves3738]

Ngl bert is playing the victim begging for attention here, he literally used the experience as a bit on stage and killed it yet he’s sitting here acting a bitch trying to get everyone to feel sorry for him. Like seriously move on man.

[@marksprinkle]

"KOBE!!!" - Ari throwing his career in the trash

[@Monkeyabroad]

Mark Sprinkle hah!

[@jmh4ggg]

Gold

[@sapphiresorceress7007]

Now THATS a joke 😂

[@kylelloyd4437]

You win the internet for today.

[@lfforever7991]

There’s been a hundred people who made that same joke. Try again.... and this time be original.

[@theangelgrey.]

The “why would you say that” took me out LOL! 🤣💀

[@justicejohn]

Man Ari is a real friend

[@dachdean6659]

Ari is that friend that all his friends grew up and he didnt

[@vassagoenterprises3437]

Ari is only now expressing his repressed childhood, while also possibly being a sociopath

[@coleslawYSJ]

💯

[@MrGrifft]

All of Ari's friends are like him though... kzbin.info/www/bejne/rl7WmpyQist_r7M

[@Stevefrench644]

@@MrGrifft how is giving your consenting friend salvia even remotely similar to drugging someone with MDMA when they're at home with their wife and kids and need to go through airport security and ride a plane shortly after?

[@scottbeaulieu8192]

Steve French who gets mad over getting a free dose? As long as it’s not heroin or meth I wouldn’t bitch about any substance given to me, it’s not 1989 DARE scare tactics that drugs kill is bullshit. Molly or ecstasy isn’t even that bad of a drug. And before you say but his kids were there... how many times you think they’ve seen him pissing himself from drinking like an asshole but yet being super happy and emotional is supposed to be so bad his kids can’t see that side of him but weed or alcohol I’m sure they see regularly. I’d rather kids be around adults on molly than booze.

[@forrest3297]

Ari is the kind of person you outgrow early in life. I hope Bert sets more boundaries with him in the future

[@vagrantoner]

The problem is his lack of children... that idiot will never grow up because he lacks that perspective.

[@jakeuptefel2960]

Bro shut up lmao Bert and Tom soft af for acting like that

[@syndrodome]

he’s definitely the highschool friend that never grew past that mentality

[@godofchaoskhorne5043]

Bro I don't get how these dudes are still friends with him. Apparently this dude just randomly used to beat the sht out of bobby Lee too lol

[@ramseymartorello1880]

@@godofchaoskhorne5043 imbobby mom

[@kaaylib]

all of them but especially bert ❤️

[@itstimbo1741]

This is the real life hangover crew😂🤣😂

[@drednezroth5369]

The fact that Ari took revenge for being denied drugs and alcohol shows that HE'S the one with the problem.

[@DKaine11]

This was the first story ive heard about him and ive never liked him since.

[@B2Roland]

@@DKaine11 Every single story about Ari sucks. He's dogshit.

[@maxxxmodelz4061]

People in the entertainment business look at drugs and alcohol as performance-enhancing drugs. No shit. They only see it as a problem when it hurts your career. Period. I don't agree with that, because there are people around you who might be suffering from your bullshit, but that's how most of them really think.

[@davidm6293]

Yeah the dude who is 60 pounds overweight with a drinking and Xanax addiction has less of a problem than the guy who smokes weed and does semi-hard drugs like coke/Molly and psychedelics occasionally. (I’m prescribed Xanax so I’m not shitting on that, but drinking with it is horrible)

[@drednezroth5369]

@@davidm6293 .....bert gave up alchohol for a month with no issue ...Ari took vengence on Bert for being "forced" off molly.

[@torin9156]

Bert: Deserves an apology Joe: mostly vibing, but sides with Bert Ari: needs to apologize, horrible idea Tom: the only one genuinely concerned

[@FightsAndRapMedia]

9 minutes 15 seconds in bert fucks up and says " i know ari felt sorry i noticed how you text and tom did to "

[@TangoNevada]

@@FightsAndRapMedia Thank You - Oops. It may have happened. But this part is all staged.

[@FightsAndRapMedia]

@@TangoNevada ye i think it happened but you never know considering joe has been apart of hoaxes before like that brazilian who pretended to fight eddie bravo turns out he was a actor who eddie trained

[@anaklusmosgreek3198]

And Tom is a mild sociopath

[@Trackstar800m204]

@@FightsAndRapMedia The drugging wasnt mentioned in the texts i think, Ari just said that he had a great time the other day, which may not be how he usually talks when he texts

[@michaellamey4895]

Who needs enemies when you have friends like that….🤦🏻🤦🏻

[@jonb2139]

When Bert starts talking about it you can see in his face he was not comfortable and not happy/joking about what arti did. I really heard it in his voice when he said "In front of my kids"

[@Grenn1471]

Four professional comedians in a room, and three of them aren't laughing.

[@AMNESSHA]

This is the best comment yet

[@cosmojenkins3020]

Joe was laughing his ass off. Kind of says a lot about him.

[@marcusrodriguez845]

@@cosmojenkins3020 he was just tryna make some jokes he obviously doesn’t think what ari did was right he said it multiple times

[@g29000]

@@cosmojenkins3020 yeah and hes a meathead that loves DMT and elk right? 🤓

[@ReeferSmoker]

@@g29000 average soy consumer cant get elk meat, thats why your muscle fibers are so miniscule

[@lambchop3916]

I've never seen Bert so pissed

[@MatsNorway]

Joe will be too. Off air or later when he has thought about it. There will be storm

[@freshlysquosen]

Bert has gone from "The Machine" party animal to "The 4yr old iphone"

[@stephenakridge7067]

Mats Norway how do you know that ?

[@silverhawkroman]

@@MatsNorway strange how he hasn't burned shaub to a crisp yet

[@lindseyvelveeta2156]

David Merrigan it has EVERYTHING to do with it.

[@brettnelson8268]

I really hope they release that podcast lmao

[@byronmarquez3398]

Ari is the type of person you see in an old folks home on the border of insanity, yet not diagnosed to be in the locked area. When you see the trembling lanky old man pissing in the corner of his room and wonder, "how does humanity get to this point", definitely remember ppl with habits like Ari.

[@mmknzz]

Damn

[@darrelstinkmeaner4673]

Uncle Joey coming over and saving Bert was the highlight for me

[@Strings-jg2to]

That makes me love Uncle Joey more.

[@moty0303]

Joey is the goat

[@alekssekulic1749]

Gotta be honest. Joe enables this dude. Laughing during this. Tom is the real friend.

[@MarsLonsen]

Think joe did that so it wouldn't turn super cringy and embarrassing

[@goonymiami]

Tom pushes Bert to do stupid shit all the time, including drinking and over eating just for his entertainment.

[@Signals_Jerry]

Ha! Gayyyyy!

[@billsutherby]

@@goonymiami Peer pressure is different. Bert still gets to make the decision to eat or drink those things. This is something else entirely when you spike someone's drink with drugs and don't tell them.

[@masterpiecelacquers2766]

He calls him out a few times but not hard.

[@EvanF]

It's absolutely insane to me that this guy was on the biggest podcast in the world defending drugging people without their knowledge and he still has a successful career.

[@dukeofacadia9367]

I'll never see this guy the same way again.

[@ericg1100]

Tom is legitamately pissed off, never seen that. Went full dad mode

[@mr.anonymous5501]

No wonder. That is fucked, up. I've taken a lot of drugs in my time, but I never have and never would have spiked anyone. What if he'd have had a stroke or something? I've seen people have a stroke from smoking crack, and MDMA has you tweaked right up there.

[@callanc3925]

@@mr.anonymous5501 right, id never recommend someone in berts health position to do a drug like mdma let alone force him to

[@wokeupdead3428]

Crack hmmmmmmmmmmm don’t see how that’s even close to mdma bruh 💀

[@callanc3925]

@@wokeupdead3428 if american mdma is anything like nz mdma theres a fairly high chance that it was cut with speed, bathsalts or meth

[@masterpiecelacquers2766]

I've never found Ari to be funny. This just proves what a scumbag he is.

[@BeatMower]

I like Tom's instant reaction of "are you out of your fucking mind?!"

[@carolesmith112]

Tom is a true friend to Burt…Ari is an animal

[@marcusorillius6971]

If he actually did that, he should be jailed for it.

[@granthowes5659]

Ari trying to justify this is so odd. There’s no way this is his first time spiking someone’s drink.

[@Scumbagrick76]

Grant Howes “FOR GOOFS YEAAAAH” 😂😂

[@mikewalker6016]

Only funny when uncle Joey does it. Fuck Ari

[@screenmonkey7103]

@@mikewalker6016 true joey only doses people with weed candies

[@cappsbriley]

Yeah I think he was trying to save face in a scenario where he was obviously wrong

[@granthowes5659]

Lex Luthor And Joey would NEVER allow Lee to be in harms way. Bert was traveling and doing shows.

[@pcruz96]

Bert: I didn't want to be on molly Ari: but how much fun was it. Bert: but I didn't want it Ari: but you liked it

[@ljj9494]

I mean just look how Bert dresses. He was clearly asking for it!

[@DougJK]

Ari definitely has said this to women before

[@tarynestrada3760]

When i was at uni we had a "dose club" .... Meaning some of is signed up to be a part of a surprise-drugging club (only with syd, boomers, or mollie). The rules were 1) you had to join this shared google calendar where you mark specific days you absolutely cannot be high on, 2) if you dose someone you're responsible for babysitting them until the dosed parties have fully come down into they in hangover mode. 3) club members can change their stipulations at any time, so it is the doser's responsibility to double check dosee's calendar up to minutes before said dosing ... Anyway, i think Ari is a fucking monster to dose friends without permission. Rapist vibes tbh.

[@tritech]

@@tarynestrada3760 This is the dumbest shit I've ever read. How do you dose someone unknowingly with mushrooms?

[@Indiana1337]

@Taryn Estrada That's some next level dumb shit.

[@nickcoble4124]

I love how Ari never bows down. He obviously knows it was wrong but for the sake of the joke he won’t admit it 😂😂 true comic

[@westinian3144]

all jokes aside “do you know how hard it is to be your friend?“ coming from Bert means a ton

[@austinlamonge4741]

I love how segura is genuinely protective of Bert

[@McLovin-.]

They’re the two bears in a cave man lol

[@josetrujillo4717]

@@McLovin-. lol

[@williamedwards1480]

Segura the Japanese guy

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

That’s a real friend. Slipping someone drugs is not just awful to do to anyone, it’s a crime for good reason.

[@nigelplumley8188]

For real bro. Like, that makes me live them both so much more. He DID NOT fuck with that..at all. Ari's a problem.