Joe Rogan | Owls Are RUTHLESS

Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1293 w/Andrew Santino:
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[@darianmccants]

An owl flew into jeffrey epstien's cell and scared him into a noose

[@bdb1052]

Hahaha totally!

[@worldpieceofmind2965]

That's what they had us believe. But the truth is just that Hogwartz exists👍

[@wagonballz5669]

huh neat.

[@michaelmendillo7513]

Yes ! They are wise !

[@rc3291]

Sounds as logical as the official narrative

[@H8er-Maker]

How irritating is it not being able to see what they are talking about?

[@arthurragan1332]

He does this all the time. Everything they pull up should be shown.

[@kenwu7]

@Young Entrepreneur it doesn't make sense though. You can watch it individually but don't dare show anyone. No logic in that from my pov.

[@1234alienkiller]

Professor Xavier's KZbin account for the gifted Joe could lose money just by showing you a 5 second clip. What’s not to understand?

[@tobystewart4403]

It is all part of the hate Joe has for the boy Jamie. Joe is scared that Jamie is becoming a bigger youtube star than him, so he edits all the clips to cut all Jamie's material.

[@_KT5]

Toby Stewart Yup thats true, but its still weird that Barcelona lost with a 3-0 advantage

[@laurachamberlain6864]

In my town, there was an owl nest that had around 60 cat collars in it. It was picking the neighborhood cats up by the collar and eating them.

[@vincentvega5686]

one more reason to love owls!!!

[@cameronpalmer401]

Jesus christ lol

[@howey935]

Ive seen a golden eagle take a lamb in the highlands of scotland. So it doesnt suprise me a big owl is taking cats.

[@codydaniel8312]

That's fucking Metal!

[@politicallycorrectindividu2867]

How zer no you havnt lol they cant even carry close to that much

[@ScrappyProductions]

Joe's amazement w/ wildlife never ceases to entertain me. Wish I could've seen a show where him & Steve Irwin went around the globe observing cool animal species. RIP to The Crocodile Hunter

[@lockandreload]

Imagine Steve on the podcast

[@horseeladyyy1015]

@@lockandreload great now I'm crying thanks

[@nysportsfan2576]

Scrappy Productions He should get Steve’s son on the show. He’s carrying his father’s tradition.

[@ez_company9325]

@@lockandreload Crikey!

[@aniruddhadewanji7266]

Joe should invite Dave Salmoni to his podcast We have a lot to hear from that guy

[@kristinalphamegamia1890]

The wise old owl lived in an oak. The more he saw, the less he spoke. The less he spoke, the more he heard. Why can't we all be like that wise old bird?

[@patstaysuckafreeboss8006]

The syllable count in that last line basically ruined that entire poem, but other than that it was touching

[@Robert-wv4jt]

Thelondonbadger lmao true

[@drmossy9673]

Because some people have all the answers and understand the way things are meant to be!

[@kevinr.3542]

You have to speed up, and emphasize the BE in "why can't we all BE..like the wise old bird" to make it fit. Eminem does it all the time. It's all in the phrasing

[@dontdie777]

@@kevinr.3542 Lmao.

[@dept.ofnydd2350]

Joe 'bird on bird violence is real' Rogan

[@GooglingSteve]

Last year called they want their joke back...

[@dept.ofnydd2350]

@@GooglingSteve k

[@elpidiovegaruelas7320]

These aren't funny anymore

[@dept.ofnydd2350]

@@elpidiovegaruelas7320 or you can just pull the giant stick out bud!

[@elpidiovegaruelas7320]

@@dept.ofnydd2350 or you can try being a little original. I realize that may asking for a lot, so my bad.

[@ninjaalex0518]

I love how their story went from 2 wives dying by being Sparta kicked down some stairs to how ruthless owls are

[@YenCrew]

They didn't even mention how owls have the ability to fly at absolute silence. They are so swift in the air it's part of the reason why they have so much success in their hints. It's crazy

[@Carole_Baskin]

Owls are swole. We need to see one without feathers, Joe.

[@wompbozer3939]

Steve Google Rest assured, they’re probably fucking jacked. You ever see one without feathers? They’re savages.

[@bluefalconssuck5881]

An owl w/o feathers is like a bear w/o fur... Nightmare fuel.

[@alexcunningham1647]

Actually google it its really off putting

[@tori9365]

@@alexcunningham1647 omg 😂

[@nameinvain6]

They have to be. Statistics show that if you're attacked by an owl you have about an 80% chance of getting fucked up. They're deadly, man...

[@Gunplay224]

Imagine owls on dmt

[@virgosintellect]

Bohemian Grove meets Bohemian Rhapsody

[@bwxmoto]

“Bro, everybody eats birds... even birds”

[@huskiehuskerson5300]

Lol people eat birds, bird meat? what do they just fly into your mouth

[@ajantsmith6139]

The owl was clearly on DMT.

[@karanshetty1650]

I feel so left out when they are watching the videos...... 😞 I have feelings to you know

[@vodkacannon]

LOL

[@TheJumperYT]

But you dont have copyright strikes too you know

[@username4441]

this podcast is ran like a cable tv show these days, jamie always weighing the pros and cons of actually displaying things relevant to discussion. youtube applauds,

[@DarthQueefious]

The Staircase thing wasn't that an Owl flew into the house and scared her, it was that it attacked her when she was outside. She went inside bleeding and lost consciousness or went into shock going up the stairs. There were what looked like talon marks on her scalp. There were also feathers in her hair & nails. Plenty of people have been attacked by Owls

[@terrellparkins9798]

Yes. There was a 60 Minutes episode about that case.

[@tt8807]

They have 2 separate stomachs. One collects the meat & nutrients and the other collects bone & fur. It’s called a pellet & they spit it out. We dissected owl pellets in a environmental science club. A lot of the pellets had more than 1 mouse too. It was pretty cool to learn about.

[@austinwilliams5276]

“Bird on bird violence” just means everyone likes chicken

[@edwardlubin322]

Great vid of you two watching something we all can not.

[@GB-ik5dq]

Nice set of hooters

[@bradspeckman813]

"imagine eating a dog" China: "what about it?"

[@vang-toulee8351]

vietnam*

[@avalonjustin]

I love an owl. Great Horned owls, Barn owls, they're all high quality birds.

[@lockandreload]

Top shelf

[@ryanschmidt3913]

I don't know. Unless you've got the right sauce, I'd prefer a lightly seasoned quail.

[@howey935]

I live in a rural part of the north of england and i quite often see a barn owl when i walk the dog down the woods when its getting dark.

[@Ghastly_Grinner]

Owls are considered wise because they were a symbol of Athena

[@mic7able]

Ghastly_Grinner I think it's the other way around. They became symbols of Athena BECAUSE they were considered 'wise'. This wisdom is pure aesthetic anthropomorphism. They're just as suited to their environment as most other animals; they simply appear 'knowing' and calmly reflective. Good reference though.

[@rainbow95175]

@@dontdie777 Horus's thing was falcons, not owls

[@Jaspartacus]

@@rainbow95175 ssh... Let him believe..

[@Ghastly_Grinner]

@@dontdie777 Horus is supposed to be a Hawk or a falcon not an owl

[@tylerramsey9502]

They are wise because they ask questions

[@jfox804]

I think joe rogan has too much access to the discovery channel.

[@MrTangolizard]

Pink Pirate lol no internet for joe

[@howey935]

Isnt the discovery channel all car shows and reality shows now.

[@vang-toulee8351]

Its called animal planet. Or nat Geo

[@divyangtiwari2976]

"Bird lives matter man!" Welcome to 2020

[@Bigbodybennz]

This didn’t age well😂

[@FreeminderXIII]

They forgot to mention how incredibly stealthy they are , out of this world

[@bluepearl_22]

I love watching Joe geek out over animals and nature lol.

[@JIMDEZWAV]

THAT RABBIT MUST HAVE FELL DOWN THE STAIR'S ...

[@akeemschubert1715]

Haha😂🤣😂🤣 dude....I'm dead

[@tamelamcghee1458]

HA HA!!

[@YourBoyEobard]

I mean to intelligent people such as ourselves this is obvious.

[@jacobegleston3678]

Haha the only comment that made me giggle. Thank u sir

[@JIMDEZWAV]

@@akeemschubert1715 😜

[@edgy8383]

“Look at the mouse it’s trying to get out, the mouse is tryna get out!” The UFC commentator in him

[@theskyisblue8979]

"Bird on bird violence is weird" Lmao

[@Bowfella]

Joe "how much can an owl bench Jamie?" Rogan.

[@Wyatt_Riley]

Yeah but have you ever tried Owls who eat elk while on DMT? #IEatElk

[@mcbigg5854]

KC I'd like to.

[@sithlorddread8721]

@MercifulWarrior what you just eat the fetuses raw?

[@fightfannerd2078]

@@sithlorddread8721 mmmmmm😏

[@Bearkat2017]

Wyatt Riley 😂😂

[@Bikewreck]

Old joke man, move on. Be original.

[@khalobchristenson8828]

Who else just watches 5 to 10 min Joe Rogan videos all day

[@_PR3D4T0R_]

Owls fly silently so you can't hear or see them until it's too late.

[@hlinville6034]

Watched two owls copulate once. Quite the spectacle.

[@marieantoinettescake9513]

😂🤣

[@ernestovalencia8227]

Anon Age we once rolled up on two rattle snakes fucking very weird movements

[@XXthekingofyouXX]

Did the the male owl keep saying "WHO WHO's yer daddy?"

[@md5820]

"Damn, I wish I could find it" That hurt Jamie's feelings.

[@deannadeleon4643]

It has like a demonic face😂 ...love the way joe expresses his fascination in detail for nearly everything

[@dingbial9796]

I love Hooters! Hunting once and this owl came gliding through the trees and passed maybe 8' in front of me. I'll never forget how quiet it was. No wind noise at all.

[@GuinessOriginal]

I like hooters too, the birds in them are great

[@stanettiels7367]

“I wonder if owls like DMT.” Joe Rogan, probably.

[@jopo7996]

Bryan Callen is an old gay owl.

[@paulfroelich1024]

hahahaha I love Callen

[@ernestovalencia8227]

Callen is not funny and not smart

[@dt7491]

@@ernestovalencia8227 yet somehow you stand above everyone else with your wisdom

[@ernestovalencia8227]

D T thanks bb 😘

[@dt7491]

@@ernestovalencia8227 🤩

[@sultanofswing44]

The owl probably represents wisdom because it was a symbol for Athena, the goddess of wisdom. Also, because it represented Athena, the city of Athens used it as a symbol a lot. A lot of famous historical philosophers came from Athens.

[@Kcrekow]

Owls are also silent when they fly. You can definitely hear a hawk or an eagle taking flight but owls are stealthy.

[@miketython6554]

Talons, not claws. Just sayin Edit: talons are a type of claw never mind

[@broughton90]

Mike Tython its the back talon you wana be afraid of

[@EnterSandman27]

You mean talonth

[@TheJumperYT]

Bird claws

[@TheJumperYT]

Talon is a dumb word, its like people think birds are too good for claws

[@TheJumperYT]

And people call our claws nails so whoever comes up with these words was dumb

[@jasonjackson5696]

We had 2 owls living in trees right next to our house & they reduced the mouse & rat population to near zero.

[@prophetmothmanbla7233]

Man I love Joe Rogan talking about animals.

[@19RD88]

Guest: Owls are really crazy! Joe: Yeah but have you ever seen an owl on DMT? Guest: Wait what? Joe: Aliens gave owls DMT and that’s why they are so wise and mean.

[@gordonferrar7782]

The chew the DMT and it just jack's them BOOM. Watch this that owl is in another dimension his neurons are firing look at his pupils woooow. That's incredible. Wanna try some Elk. Best meat ever.

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

Love learning about owls in the morning. -Josh Otusanya

[@AussieEvil88]

We have two owls that chill out on our street sign at night, one swoops down and flips the cane toads on its back so it's underbelly is exposed while the other one guts it and pecks out its insides within seconds, then they alternate. They're smart enough to figure out that the poison glands of the canetoad are on their backs so the flip them and eat the "good bits" they are badass.

[@patrickdoss25]

Send those owls to Australia they have a HUGE cane toad problem

[@yankees29]

That’s sick.

[@joescaletta9665]

Bird lives matter bro 30 seconds latter Bruh everybody eats birds 😂😂😂

[@Squizzle1000]

Love that u change topics every podcast. Always a new subject. U da best.

[@vuk0811]

Nobody: Joe Rogan: Owls are ruthless

[@TheHeroRobertELee]

How can nobody say nothing? Thats redundant and stupid. It should be "everybody: "

[@bugmachine777]

Casey Jones fuck you it’s a funny meme asshole

[@FoshoTheOne]

I like how Joe’s video titles are a statement of fact! 😂

[@augustus331]

The reason why owls are considered smart is because the owl was the pet creature of the Greek/Roman goddess Minerva. The was the goddess of wisdom.

[@angeladillman3221]

We have resident screech owls in my neighborhood, and they're really cool, everytime I go outside in the evening, they always are very curious about me and will come and chill in a tree right by me and trill or just watch me. This happened in the the Mountains where I camp every year as well, I had the same experience every night at the campfire, this barred owl would just chill in trees next to me and just watch most of the night..Im a biologist and I just feel that owls are very curious, and I've really taken a liking to them after having a few experience's with them. They're not as scary as people make them out to be, they are actually pretty cool and of course they're needed to keep rodent populations in check. Btw, love the podcast's, especially the animal ones, that's right down my alley..

[@fishingbob8374]

I seriously have an owl in my kitchen right now.

[@scottcrawford1104]

When I got chased by a pair of hawks hiking in the woods because I accidentally walked past their nest I realized they really are little dinosaurs. I was high off my ass but they chased me for a good mile, swooping down and screaming the whole time.

[@RiggidyDiggidyRaw]

>Joe says bird on bird violence >guest says bird lives matter Lololol

[@Zurmahh]

ill forever believe owls are aliens after watching the fourth kind. lol

[@chrisvenegas3833]

Zurmah craziest movie ever

[@pliit2101]

Marco Pierre White. Ask the legend on podcast

[@SeanSidious]

Great shout. Would love to see that.

[@AhsimNreiziev]

I so very much want to see this now!

[@wildmn1095]

dude, search Marco Pierre White Oxford Union Address, easily one of the best live storytellers I've ever watched. I hope he gets on JRE

[@InnuendoXP]

Marco totally had a coke habit, wonder if DMT prompted his retirement to the country.

[@rhombus1727]

A little Olive oil

[@BEder-it4lf]

The Great Horned Owl is Mothman!

[@alexanderthompson2307]

Even joe Rogans impression of animals is funny lmao

[@omgitsjoetime]

I love watching Joe Rogan and Guest watch videos I can’t see....

[@zephhlapcic5606]

Joe “That’s a wrap son” Rogan

[@kgmsosa8230]

Its not fun for us when yall don’t show vids for copyright, half the videos the owners wouldn’t even take down

[@TheNextManimal]

You shouldn’t even take the chance, 3 copyright strikes and your channel is banned

[@kgmsosa8230]

TheNextManimal yeah I didn’t think of dat, wack as fuck 😕

[@djimma5080]

It works off algorithms to rather than the original person reporting it, Muisc can be a nightmare on here I know a guy on here who got a copyright strike for his own music just because he shared it on his personal account and not his artsist account

[@kgmsosa8230]

DJiMMa damn shits crazy, dats fkd up dat the algorithms have so much power considering Dey don’t work perfectly

[@RawDogTV]

@@djimma5080 he clearly doesn't own his masters

[@joeparagon]

I saw an owl take off from a tree once when I was young and I remember its wingspan looking like some kind of horizontal UFO.

[@fatbysnacksident3217]

Owls have no ruth to speak of..

[@caseygrubbs1123]

I'm always amazed at how their feathers are made to keep the owl completely silent when it's flying through the air. It's pretty incredible to me for some reason. Idkw

[@covidinfectedmonkeypox6775]

Most Owls are shape-shifting interdimensional beings that take the form of what we know as an owl their reason for being here is still unknown but many people have theories to why they are here and what they truly are

[@reignsewap4978]

Alien spies n omens for death there a owl in north America that can mimic people n birds n other animals sounds. Scary I heard one at camp like a howling owl there tiny too ..

[@tori9365]

I believe they are shape-shifting extraterrestrials or are related to extraterrestrials. Watch the movie "The Fourth Kind" you'll never look at an owl the same ever again

[@kevinbeazy]

smitten kitten Yes that movie changed owls for me.

[@mirandam5746]

In mexico they are seen as bad luck because they are believed to foresee death.

[@PhilJonesIII]

@@mirandam5746 In the case of anything smaller than a dog then its probably true.

[@PR0J3CTS_PROJECTS]

Owls are some of the greatest hunters, they make almost no sound when they fly

[@lamondhaughton1598]

One of the greatest shows on KZbin and any media what so ever inspired by weed and sponsored by DMT

[@ryane7906]

Them owls are capable of hunting Roe Deer and also fox... pretty impressive.

[@sniffableandirresistble]

4:25 "Bird lives matter" was funny 😁

[@scotch_onrocks1876]

"Watch this" that quote is why I watch Joe Rogan

[@samir6047]

The owls got her🤣🤣🤣

[@greghannigan4702]

I was with a friend and hit the Owl with the car one night in 1999 that was on a kill. I turned it into the Department of Natural Resources in Michigan for inspection as they're protected animals it took them nine months to inspect the owl and determine that it really was hit it by the car. They gave it back to us, took it to a taxidermist had it stuffed and gave it to my friend's mom who is an owl fanatic. The mount is still in her living room to this day. They are Giant birds of Prey. It's amazing when you see the size of a full grown owl in person face-to-face with a 5 1/2 foot wingspan. Amazing, intriguing birds.

[@ShawnRavenfire]

Frogs, from what I've heard, are attracted to movement. They'll try to eat just about anything that's small and moving around.

[@DoingMoreKustoms]

Watch this, watch this , watch this, look at that, look , look , look at it , that's incredible

[@alau5643]

Had an owl tryn fly into my window talons out n shit on some barren ass road one night. Thing sat there in the road stunned for minutes after ramming into my car

[@doofy28]

Joe 'looking at roadkill in the middle of the night' Rogan

[@ruslanyaparov6338]

Mammal eating mammals: "Birds eating birds is so strange, it's almost like cannibalism"

[@jordantucek7153]

Owls are considered wise because of their tenacity to hunt. Which in the sense they are the perfect hunter.

[@KiLLaBushWooKiE]

Owls look like they see though ur soul seeing every mistake you ever made and have the default face of what the modern world is like 😐😂

[@lukewarmwater6412]

try looking into a bald eagle's eyes in person some time.....

[@lukewarmwater6412]

@William Crawford the N.F.P. 117 nocturnal flying pest controll device ever created. I enjoyed designing it, thank you!

[@joemackey8859]

I was trapped in a laundromat by an owl as a teenager. It was really really weird, we weren't that afraid, but we also weren't stepping one foot out the door with that demon bird setting in the doorway.

[@roxastwilight5951]

This shit made me waste an entire sprite while laughing. Hats off to you sir

[@daknations4330]

I wanna hear joes take on alligator snapping turtles lol

[@gobbiegarboj5766]

3:30 🤣 "I will take the pictures, though.. I do not know the way.."

[@dtoy1809]

When I was like 4 years old my dad found a baby barn owl at the bottom of a hanger door on the AFB he was stationed at. He brought it home and a spare bathroom was converted into its "bedroom" my parents would go out in the desert at night and catch kangaroo rats to drop in the tub where the owl(Barney) would swoop down and catch them. My mom has pictures of me holding it where it had grown to be almost as big as me. We eventually had to move cross country and in the weeks leading up it was taken out to the wild and released. It was seen returning to my house multiple times before we left. To this day whenever I hear an owl I like to think its him even I'm sure it's not. This was 25 years ago after all on the opposite side of the country

[@KFrost-fx7dt]

When I was younger I did overnight security at construction sites, warehouses, airports, etc. Great horned owls were a nightly sight. They're not dangerous to people. They weigh as much as a cat and they don't care about people so I'm skeptical about the owl attack alibi.

[@ghostcasper3185]

Lol, bird on bird violence.

[@Twobarpsi]

Joe "This is it, no that's not it. This is it" Rogan

[@almightysosa3007]

As Theo von once said, if you wanted to feed your family owl you’ll need more than 2

[@playbutton657]

joe"i saw a toad eat a rat"rogan

[@melimel2990]

I wanna have these types of conversations...no lie.

[@DepressionShaman]

Birds jack Birds... They dgaf! Bird on Bird violence yo! LMFAO

[@Yuspliff]

Joe "

[@alexpwer3590]

Joe "owls should try dmt" Rogan

[@LayneDuran]

i binge watch 2 year old joe rogan clips

[@FireMcgwire]

Imagine driving door the road and you see joe outside his car looking at a dead rabbit laying in the street.

[@666andthensome]

The first case wasn't his wife. It essentially had nothing to do with him. Did this guy watch the documentary??

[@shantimindproductions5585]

@Tmoney 1823 it's on Netflix, a documentary series about a man who was accused of the murder of his wife, called The Staircase. It's really gruesome. Later, a theory came out that she was attacked by an owl, not the husband.

[@marieantoinettescake9513]

At least owls get rid of all the vermin ect. They're certainly good for something. **Except innocent rabbits** well, Ok the ones that get in your garden, they are not innocent, so they need to go.

[@virgosintellect]

Rabbits aren't innocent. They are hedonistic assholes.

[@SHARPPITT]

Joe I just wanna say that your show is awesome , I love every bit of it , hope you can make some time to do some chukar hunting here in California with some awesome Dogs , been a big fan for long time , keep it up and God bless brother

[@GregoryEx]

Internal Family Systems - Richard Schwartz Neurofeedback - Sebern Fisher

[@kylewebb8779]

The genius of Jamie is that Joe just needs to mention something and give him 10 seconds while he's talking to pull it up. He always comes through