Garrett Reisman Lived at the Bottom of the Ocean for 2 Weeks | Joe Rogan

Taken from JRE #1425 w/Garrett Reisman:
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[@thehumanracehasfailed]

I once swam in the deep end of the pool without my floaties. Guys like us live on the edge.

[@texasrose2315]

Lol, too funny!

[@mc12358]

I got my socks wet walking through a puddle yesterday. The puddle was almost exactly 60... millimeters deep. Do not try this at home, kids.

[@michaeltsampouniaris6530]

I wish I was as brave as you guys. You are the people that deserve to be in the Hall of Fame. The true heroes of America 🇺🇸 👏

[@ninjaassassin5801]

@@mc12358 🤣

[@matthewlynch3788]

G code

[@IggyLazarevic]

50% of all Joe’s guests are one accident away from becoming comic book villains.

[@TheFirstAtom]

Ryan Schmidt hell, there’s a rubber band man. I’m sure they’d settle for underwater man 😩

[@PengxueYG]

Glen villeneuve for sure lol

[@Angelwrites]

😂😂😂

[@chaboi7]

😆

[@slerual6896]

🤣

[@billrafferty6552]

Joes face when Garrett explains the giant eye is absolutely priceless hahahahahahaha

[@MrHwill77]

Absolutely 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Geoffkurcz]

7:20

[@TPRM1]

And yet he barely reacted to the revelation there are hammerhead sharks in space.

[@tmnj1495]

@@TPRM1nigga…it’s space…I don’t care what anyone tells me about what they see in space. I’ll have the same reaction. 😳

[@raywalsh9152]

I was fortunate enough, as a younger man, growing up on the east coast of South Florida (Pompano Beach, Fort Lauderdale), to spend quite a bit of time exploring below the surface of the Atlantic Ocean. This conversation brought right back the myriad of emotions, and feelings, I experienced while being in that world. The fear of what could be beneath, behind, or ahead of you. The respect for the creatures I was a guest of for the time I spent below surface. The awe, and wonder, at the beautiful, and amazing creatures I was able to encounter. Garrett summed it up perfectly.

[@JamesP29]

Today there are a lot more sharks and Goliath grouper swimming around becausevof all the conservation efforts. Diving in Florida would definitely freak me out a little...

[@shasmi93]

F. That. I would NEVER! I live in Colorado which is as far away from the ocean as it gets and I think I’ll stay right here. F that.

[@brittanyclyde1669]

Hey I'm from pompano beach. Small world 😊

[@shasmi93]

@Lea Rockford F you! Go listen to Emperor “in the night side eclipse” it will do you some good.

[@danielhall-wl4ql]

damn I'm 48 and haven't seen the ocean at all

[@ineptrcenthusiast8576]

I hate when Joe Rogan makes his guests wear bald caps.

[@OGMizen]

I heard he makes people kneel for the thumbnail photos

[@mrtallboy4u]

Lmaooooo

[@A_Black_Sheep94]

It's the only thing that keeps him out of his depression.

[@Magooch86]

I don't know if you thought of this yourself or just stole it from another JR video but it made me laugh a lot. Thanks.

[@banztv5429]

OGMizen most underrated comment in life

[@travisgowen5044]

Swimming 15 feet with no tank so you can go to the bathroom, in pitch darkness, with only a light guiding you to survive, sounds like a panic attack waiting to happen.

[@chesterpoindexter7594]

hold your breath; make a wish; count to three

[@JamieTheKingOfFifa]

@@chesterpoindexter7594 then drop a douse

[@edsnowden4990]

Fuck this, fuck all of that, fuck everything about it.

[@MrSergiopg18]

Hes a braver man then me i could nver fuk that

[@Masonaterx]

that start still blows my mind lol. Like what if u went the wrong way or got turned around in the dark lmao i wouldnt shit for like 2 weeks

[@davidt5200]

My wife is a marine biologist and she works at a aquarium she had a similar experience with a goliath grouper. She was in the big tank cleaning turned around and the Goliath grouper was face-to-face with her. They're pretty much harmless he was just checking her out.

[@spookzer16]

You and him both, eh?

[@lukeistired_]

Hide yo wife

[@SlumpTia]

I would’ve smacked it a few feet back

[@xskrish]

@@spookzer16 lmao

[@wylde678]

Built for big grouper cock.

[@spencerisaacs4349]

Joes face when he describes seeing the eye after dropping a duece at 7:27 is absolutely priceless 😂

[@mikefm4]

Jesus Christ that bathroom story was terrifying

[@dalpet3643]

I almost shit my self

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

I couldn't do it man. Count me out.

[@kmccw]

Gunther Ultrabolt Novacrunch yeah no chance I’m good on land

[@guntherultraboltnovacrunch5248]

@@kmccw Shitting in the woods at night is scary enough.

[@-Bishop-]

Timestamp?

[@mrnautilus]

Garrett Reisman: "And I saw like this HUGE eyeball..." Joe: 👀

[@TenjiBenji]

I timed it perfectly with this 😂 😂 😂

[@acs197]

Joe's face was priceless. Hahaha.

[@STAMP501]

His eyes freaked me out 😂😂😂

[@ryanking21]

I was laying in bed with my wife at like 1am watching this , and literally was dying laughing at that and woke her up . She was so pissed but I couldn’t help myself 😂😂

[@Flyhr]

that was hilarious. 7:07 btw

[@itzassassin2359]

His analysis on describing the scientific process behind what he does is very underrated 😢

[@danvernconnor3871]

Your comment is underrated killer

[@MrTru843]

Dude is an actual hero and crazy thing about that is he's just living his life. I might just be high but it's such an empowering feeling as a human to know someone else did something like that. Garrett Reisman has visited habitats no other creature from one like ours could venture into and come back to tell the tale and it's just him living his life and making choices. I'd be l glad if any of the choices I make lead to even a hundredth of this single feat.

[@jedi4049]

Yeah this guy telling his stories its amazing. He is an explorer. An example of the human spirit.

[@jedi4049]

and I am baked as well. I rmbr this interview awhile back but came back to it. Reisman seems cool af if he has a book I'd buy it and I dont read many books.

[@PhilipJFry-tm9ve]

“One night i was taking a dump...” you already know its gonna be a good story.

[@kaibe5241]

hahahahaha. The best part was he prefaced it with "the scariest thing I ever saw was..."

[@driprubies2464]

So true....I’ve got a few stories with explosive dumps!

[@mysticdragon111]

I have sank a few floaters in my lifetime

[@bartholomewhunt1874]

I liked how he laughed but everyone else in the room was serious asf after he started with that lol

[@_matis_]

It always starts with a dump

[@ashtton_tapiwa]

Getting rimmed by an angel fish and then immediately get eaten by a Goliath grouper. What a way to go

[@kyrem1281]

when you die your body releases DMT so its worth it

[@paulgumbo5694]

@@kyrem1281 lmaoooo

[@sashiisucks3999]

Ash Tapiwa a common fetish here in Ohio

[@chaboi7]

😆😂

[@ccswag2000]

Ash Tapiwa 😂😂

[@joego9519]

We need him on again this was such a good podcast! Beginning to end. Wonderful conversationists at work.

[@ironcladnomad5639]

Me: "Man, living underwater for two weeks. I bet he's got some great stories." Garrett: "So, one night I was taking a dump...."

[@jarradlavoie]

This dude's a savage. Just hearing him say he stood two weeks underwater in a powerless submarine made me start feeling claustrophobic

[@huracan200173]

I imagine being an astronaut and the fact he lived up there for 100+ days might have helped.

[@klsounds]

Well it's the joe Rogan experience 😅

[@swffgrff6536]

He can do some serious prison time 🤣

[@yewnightmusic]

What does living in a submarine have to do with being afraid of Santa Claus?

[@bigfan1364]

rhec710nation Eastern/Oregon Everything in you’re statement looked great until I read “trying to form a incoherent insult”. I think you meant “an incoherent insult”. While attacking someone’s grammar, you should probably work on yours. 😉 Grammar police

[@amazinginformation2024]

Imagine being able to nonchalantly answer the question "What's freakier, being at the bottom of the ocean or up in space?"

[@SovereignStatesman]

Pot = nonchalant

[@WilsonCo.]

and he says the ocean

[@JB-pb9xv]

@@WilsonCo. Except that he said space.. What he said space is more captivating or something like that.

[@mfcannoncannon4597]

@@TechOutAdam me too

[@StonedSpagooter]

Right? You cant get ganked by a Giant Squid in space

[@johndonahue3509]

Living on a great lake you as a child and adult you develop TREMENDOUS RESPECT FOR MOTHER NATURE.

[@williefranklin7865]

I was snorkeling in Cozumel and dove down to look into one of many statues placed there to explore, about 12' deep. Being a bright day I couldn't see into the black opening so I snapped a pic on my camera w/ flash. TWO BIG eyes were looking back at me and I lost all my air - it took way too long to surface, my lungs were on fire. It was a very large puffer fish. Luckily, the picture turned out great and everyone understood my horror story after seeing it. Can't imagine being where they were.

[@epifan3_]

Omg I wish you were able to drop the pic here!

[@_matis_]

Jesus just post that pic already

[@darthinhilus2416]

yeah well if he had the pic he would have posted it already

[@The_Essential_Review]

PLEASE upload and share the picture!!

[@tomarze2071]

POST THE FUCKING PICTURE MAN

[@Powerlifterusa]

I’m getting anxiety just listening to this. Nopes nopes nope

[@saywhat4314]

Nope snope snope

[@tastemysaucer]

Haha well said

[@tybarnett5722]

I was clenching my butt cheeks trying to fend off an imaginary fish listening to this shit.

[@BigT1984]

I stopped going in the ocean as a teenager, I felt something touch me looked down and could see what it was that was the last time I went swimming in the ocean

[@CezarMS1]

Yeah that's pretty crazy man, but it's not DMT though! 👽🌠🌚

[@jdiv9073]

He felt so disrespected when joe just said “oh” to his 60 feet lol

[@finger2214]

He prolly shouldn't have said 20,000 millimeters then, haha

[@krissifadwa]

He didn't seem disrespected. More like "Hm maybe I should have gone deeper."

[@oldironsides4107]

Well not too impressive.

[@cryptodawgzzz]

Have you tried dmt?

[@NoBeunoPendejo]

Deep Diving is any dive deeper than 20 meters (60 feet). So technically it is damn deep.. so stop playing like you could do it

[@StealthTown-mh7xd]

Dude been @ the bottom of the ocean and all the way in space. This dude is a legend !!!

[@TheJoyriderzz]

Who’s watching this after the submersible is gone missing?

[@timbuckthe2nd642]

Joe “Yeah but have you ever done DMT underwater?” Rogan

[@straw_hatlegend8802]

Alex Hashaga I fucking hollered bro

[@lucienpavone3443]

Alex Hashaga LMAOOOO

[@coasternut3091]

That sounds horrific

[@androsabljak1177]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@callmespitz]

hahahah

[@recklesslyrandom3055]

JOES FACE WHEN HE SAYS HE SEES THE EYEBALL O.o

[@travisjames8087]

New meme. Literally the first thing I thought about

[@Djlofton]

Joes face was my face too lol

[@leecanty2894]

Can u imagine an Eyeball staring at u after pissing😱

[@michaelo6161]

Right when I saw that I came straight to the comments and this is the 1st thing I see 😂😂😂😂💀 dude really said “🤨👁”

[@DannyBScaping]

I had the same exact face

[@djjd5067]

8:00 “Scared the living hell out of me.” Then laughs. This guy is built different.

[@FlannelBat]

This man's stories are incredible.

[@Ernireg3]

Who else immediately searched the words "goliath grouper" on google images as soon as Garrett said it?

[@jaredjbeats9753]

i did now

[@jaredjbeats9753]

update: HOOLY FUUUUU

[@potatoface4698]

i just found pics of ur mum lol

[@w.dieterich7077]

just got done doing that

[@scottdavidson526]

No, but I am going to do that right now.

[@petersmythe6462]

To be fair, seeing a hammerhead outside the ISS would raise a lot of questions as well.

[@bbroncos747]

Peter Smythe to be fairrrr!!!! Letterkenny

[@cktank13]

Brett Baker I thought the same damn thing pitter patter

[@crunchu2361]

Those damn sharknados

[@jacob2790]

Especially if Darth Vader was on board.

[@donaldkhogan]

Questions like "is this a Hideo Kojima game"?

[@alpeter3787]

Thanks Joe! This is BY FAR THE MOST ENTERTAINING & INTERESTING INTERVIEW YOU HAVE DONE YET!

[@ZybakTV]

6:18 my reaction exactly.

[@ZybakTV]

Also 7:21

[@winstonchurchill624]

Joe’s fish swallow noise is the most disturbing thing I’ve ever heard

[@sixteenninenine1614]

lmfaoooo

[@systemetaldeth]

I got more disturbed hearing it and reading your comment just right after.

[@chrisgreenwood8188]

10:20

[@jpcaptured799]

@applecrates I did the exact same thing 😬

[@codysampson8614]

Listen to his bear impression

[@harleyparmentier7896]

You know what’s crazy to me think about how important some these podcasts are gonna be 20 30 years from now

[@HeihachiMain]

@@dimebagdarrel4874 Respect the name. But you seriously don't think that do you?

[@Ck-jy8bw]

@@dimebagdarrel4874 well still be here in 2000 years with people like you saying the end is near

[@angelverastigue5848]

20 30 years from now government might be more strict I bet you alot of these amazing videos will be shut down in the future

[@ronaldcole6101]

I doubt KZbin will be around

[@toritopihuas]

In 30 years most of us adults Will be dead, possibly by cancer or a respiratory related disease like copd or clogged arteries

[@gap46s]

This guy is so cool.. incredible communicator and hilarious

[@niamhoconnor8986]

Joe Rogan's ability to imitate animal sounds is unparalleled 10:19

[@finbarneilan8915]

Was just thinking this too. Along with his bear and dog imitation lol

[@niamhoconnor8986]

@@finbarneilan8915 And gorilla and bison! Don't forget them!!

[@BlueStranger1]

Lol so True! I was looking for a comment related to it 😂

[@georgey2tymes271]

This sounds so surreal. He's describing it and I still can't imagine living like that. Crazy

[@Lord_JWW]

He is describing it in such a dramatic way, he was only 60 feet below surface.. and was in a preesure tank. Sat divers go down to around 400-700 feet and live there for 2 weeks, now that impressive.

[@lyricaljaffacakes2946]

Because hes lying

[@crab1645]

@@lyricaljaffacakes2946 Did you say that to your 4 subscribers?

[@EZProdigy]

LyricalJaffaCakes lol there’s a short documentary about it on youtube my guy, definitely not lying

[@lyricaljaffacakes2946]

Gaming Element you make videos and have about 40, I dont

[@deJuanX]

"Just hold your breath. You're not going that far." WTF

[@KoolMada]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aJjbnIdvarGdo9k < you can see it in this video. It's not far.

[@spaceworm94]

@@KoolMada at what part of the video do you see it?

[@deJuanX]

@@loganbissett1392 I get the involved effort...not the point

[@Zobokolobozo]

@@loganbissett1392 Well you gotta take the shit and swim back. But with training im sure its not that much effort.

[@KoolMada]

@@spaceworm94 It is the white POD @1:04

[@theonepieceguy9081]

Joe, you ask the best questions. You are an amazing interviewer

[@brian2970]

MOST EPIC INTERVIEW JOE HAS EVER DONE THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS ON KZbin!

[@ronaldogilley4274]

”The bottom of the ocean is fake.” - Eddie Bravo

[@michaelbandy83]

"The bottom of the ocean is misogynistic." -Zarna Joshi

[@JS-uy7xr]

"Hey baby, you're beachfront property and I'm the tidal wave of love." -Johnny Bravo

[@jhaz89]

Look into it

[@ArjanTV]

It is really fake haha because none knoes the real bottom of the ocean they show the closest one saying this is the bottom

[@AG-cu6bp]

@@ArjanTV get grammarly

[@DarthTwilight]

"20,000 millimeters under the sea" gave me a good laugh.

[@c.c.schaeffer8678]

Lol why?

[@ATJ253]

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 it’s probably a reference to the book 20,000 leagues under the sea

[@Profile.4]

@@c.c.schaeffer8678 because no one says that

[@mikeg6285]

@@Profile.4 yeah, no. Person above you is right

[@Profile.4]

@@mikeg6285 lol I don't give a fuck what you think, bozo.

[@williamdiaz3475]

I'm terrified of the ocean so hearing that someone loved down there for 2 weeks is a real horror story for me lol

[@WiseArkAngel]

I can imagine the barotrauma these people suffer from. I hear the large amount of water pressure would crush someone like a can. Human resilience never ceases to amaze me.

[@vast634]

Whats really dangerous is explosive decompression. That can make divers pop like sausages. Happened to some saturation divers where the valves failed in the decompression chamber.

[@lovetolearn881]

Meh not impressed. Sandy the squirrel did it first and even had a tree in her crib and made best friends with a local

[@yeahwhateva419]

And she's been down there for years

[@olliefoxx7165]

For real. Thus guy was only there a couple weeks and mostly stayed to himself. Big deal

[@MM-zt4oe]

she still there

[@ebhs0089]

You’re so lame

[@caergruant5574]

🤣🤣🤣

[@tweedyburd007]

"how deep were you?" "about 20,000.... millimeters" "what?" "thats like 60 feet"

[@danielread3643]

sounds like a beetlejuice scene

[@Wappie050]

@@danielread3643 Cuppa feet

[@Marx-Lennon]

He was playing off of the “20,000 leagues under the sea” tittle.

[@freedomspice9724]

Yeah, 60 ft didn't sound like much to me either, until I considered that one 6ft-tall man could stand where they were, and 9 other equally-tall guys could stand on his and each others' shoulders, and none of them would be able to breathe

[@st4ne4rmthevill63]

Do you know what size a creature could grow too with enough food & no predators in 60ft deep water? Tf... 60ft isn't DEEP but that is definitely no joke.

[@trusodapop]

Seen this a few times. Everytime he says it’s like the dinner bell going off I lose it 😂

[@mousevision661]

This guy has experienced so much. Legend

[@Monkeyabroad]

longest shot of Joe just staring at his guest.

[@narkahtiks3578]

longest shot of joe staring at himself

[@oliverm8058]

ikr lmao

[@obitokamuiproductionsamv8740]

He’s probably thinking that they never went to space they probably just went into the ocean

[@dak2325]

Nope, search up Joe’s interview with Cowboy Cerrone and his story where he almost died in an underwater cave; held Joe’s attention for 30 mins.

[@mayc8674]

He'll dream about Angel fish ha, ha, ha.

[@yoavsnake]

10:20 Joe showing his inner voice actor, that's legit impressive

[@robbielamont2816]

Mate this killed me , was looking for this comment

[@CaptJackAubreyOfTheRoyalNavy]

Joe's really good at vocal sound effects. His bear growl is uncanny.

[@MrMikegraham]

Captain Jack Aubrey of the Royal Navy he also does a great car engine revving up

[@andrewbell7579]

Come on he made a noise with his mouth, he didn't invent the lightbulb ffs.

[@TheGrandGamers]

Lol I went to scroll up to check it and my vid was at like 10:18. shit was funny. I was expecting words

[@jadenyuseo7347]

I'm jealous if Joe. He has his own life that he does cool shit. But also he gets to meet and be friends with people who also do the eccentric things outside of ordinary life. I fuckin love this podcast

[@huntercarrigan1854]

7:19 this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed Joe’s reactions is the funniest thing alive

[@tropictom5996]

I will never, ever, complain about taking a dump in a port-a-potty again.

[@trotskyvoinovich8307]

I'd have to be drunk just to shit in one. I hate spiders.

[@mtvanz]

eh, port-a-potty's aren't so bad

[@tropictom5996]

Bogdan P Seems to me that you are using the comments section to get some shit off your chest.

[@ozgott1415]

I like that a guy like Reisman, whos been to space, whos lived at the bottom of the ocean, who is a highly educated Engineer, Astronaut, Diver, Explorer,... still has to struggle with all the scary movies he's seen when the lights go out.

[@waden404]

Well said!!!

[@xxlegnaxx]

"especially the angel fish"

[@prachethashetty7612]

I was thinking the same thing😅😅

[@ivannasha5556]

I went surfing in great white territory. You make diamonds with your behind every shadow you see XD

[@bororobo3805]

But you see, (rational) fear is normal. It's part of our survival. You'd be stupid to think you're invincible in your universe where anything can kill you.

[@kdot8340]

His interview was super fun to listen to.

[@spiesonmars]

"The worst are the angelfish..." lost it right there!!! 😂😂😂

[@nrcuda286]

I really wanted him to say that Goliath “scared the shit out of him”

[@papachief1989]

The grouper wasnt full so it wanted seconds.

[@stringerb8618]

u need help

[@papachief1989]

@@stringerb8618 then help me

[@Yuuki_12]

Aaaah thats great, I didnt think about that

[@AdubsMMA]

He already took care of that before seeing it.

[@midormeepo]

Joe's face around 7:20 lmao

[@AleaxnderABC]

LOL

[@94Lich]

Best part of the video 😂🤣😂🤣

[@3031mane]

Yooooo😆👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿now THAT just made my day lol!!!!!

[@KenobiStark1]

👀

[@goan1413]

Lol, hilarious!

[@davidlakhter]

7:17 Garret's talking about Joe's eye LOL

[@joanneesther777]

I will never ever EVER understand but thank God for those who are Brave and Crazy enough to make these explorations

[@ricardobjj24]

Cowboy Cerrone is watching this like "I haven't tried that yet"

[@Emilianoo8]

Ricardo Masvidal or choke on some of his biggest fights wait.....nvm

[@djthevj]

Man the cave diving story is so good

[@richardjames1751]

@@djthevj it gave me anxiety. He painted the picture pretty well for that story

[@Brenner273986]

As a Divemaster for 10+ year (plus a massive Dive resume) Cowboys story is Way more impressive than this. A lot of what he talking about it just Classroom 1 of Open water, just with fancy tech involved. Cowboys story is all Advanced and Accuate. Plus the whole survival aspect (I've also been in those Cozumel Caves).

[@disgruntledpacifist9503]

Yeah yeah Holy Diver You've been down too long in the midnight sea.

[@stevenescalante3657]

Reading this What’s becoming of me

[@thebrotherstillmatic2397]

Silver Spoon Exactly, this dude...

[@Juxsin]

Instantly read this in his voice lol

[@bossleprechaun4044]

Bayley Dole Man how you gonna diss James Dio like that? Killswitch is great, but that’s a cover my guy.

[@user-zg5ey5xo9i]

@@stocktrader1172 Jeez man whats your problem?! Nothing wrong with killswitch engage but they just coverd it. Its first and last a DIO song so don't piss at peoples legs for making that clear.

[@PaletteBegonia]

This is why Jre is and always will be the GOAT , can literally learn about anything from so many different people and perspectives.

[@wasssup7573]

That ‘taking a dump’ story at night in the ocean was pretty wild…

[@user-cb2lz8yy9s]

“I saw this big eyeball, like a saucer, just staring at me, not blinking at me.” Joe’s face: 7:21 😂

[@twentyeightthirtyseven1224]

💀💀💀💀

[@chrisg0076]

NES 83’ 😂😂😂

[@Icespicenumber1munch]

He really said 🤨

[@alan6685]

Joe be like "da fuq"!

[@lifeisrealonlythenwheniam5345]

😹😹😹😹

[@Keep_Feeding_Me]

This clip is the exact reason why I always listen to The Joe Rogan podcast. You get incredible stories from incredible people. Thanks for sharing

[@yinyang9882]

Fr

[@shaheryarkhan1652]

im literally amazed to learn about goliath grouper

[@eastcoastbreed5511]

I'm a pro diver. 90% of what he said is wrong or untrue. If he did intact do that... he was a tourist.... he Def didn't go through proper training. Ask any real expert diver to analyze this video and I promise they will laugh at him.

[@jedi4049]

@@eastcoastbreed5511 Nah, stop hating. Reisman done more in his career than you will ever do. Haters gonna hate.

[@Koltenyoutube]

@@eastcoastbreed5511 whats wrong?

[@williamwilliams7706]

Joe's guests keep getting better and better.

[@drelocs2878]

“It’s like the dinner 🥘 Bell 🛎 Going off” lmao 🤣

[@JarJarWookie]

imagine you get halfway to the gazebo and the lights go out on both.

[@ShotgunJo468]

JarJarWookie nightmare fuel

[@Quantum3691]

It'll be a butt feeding fest.

[@JarJarWookie]

As the lights flicker out on the gazebo ahead of you and the facility behind. The guidewire goes slack at both ends. You try to pull yourself along in the dark but the wire just feeds past you, the end of the line slips by your grip and floats into the abyss with your next prehensile grasp pawing at nothing but water...

[@jsgaming8201]

@@Quantum3691 you win

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

He did not wanna talk about groupers eating people at all 😂

[@ILootStandingStill]

I was thinking the same thing 😂 he clearly tried to just shrug it off as goofy the first time then joe just kept bringing it up.

[@boosterbrosllc4681]

@@ILootStandingStill lmao exactly

[@ILootStandingStill]

Adam C pretty sure he knew that groupers don’t eat people lol, he speculated on a lot of stuff he didn’t have all the facts on.

[@xThePsychoNautx]

Groupers will size you up and go after you. They are more aggressive than sharks for divers because they dont seem to care when you poke them with your spear gun but a shark backs off because they dont like the pain.

[@InfamoushqAustralia]

@@xThePsychoNautx Ah yes, grouper, the honey badger of the sea.

[@luc9766]

This podcast is so chill, could be an ASMR video lol

[@BoozyReviewsies]

I love how he just ,now that you said it "How accurate is that movie?" Lol

[@OrignalRecipe92]

"Those things could *literally* eat a person.." *nervous Garrett* - "yeah....uhh...uhh...stammering"

[@juliok5982]

He didn’t wanna say that would never happen

[@Kid_Twist_]

Joe "bass are like Goliath groupers" rogan

[@pistonburner6448]

Maybe ill-tempered mutant goliath groupers could kill a person... Especially if they have friggin laser beams attached to their friggin heads.

[@Dime_time333]

2 years later. #2 approves. ​@@pistonburner6448

[@bswoot714]

"It's like a giant bass" I think it's more like a giant... grouper

[@dirtyjoe5694]

bswoot bahaha😂😂

[@groundbreaktv6935]

Hahaha, true. I think he was just making it clear to his audience, but this is still hilarious!

[@bswoot714]

@@groundbreaktv6935 Yea it was clear what he was trying to do. Still pretty sure the best way to describe a large version of something is to use the smaller version of it.

[@grizzlyadams8277]

bswoot To be fair. Even the smallest type of grouper is still basically a giant bass. Plus I’m sure more people are familiar with bass fish than grouper.

[@bswoot714]

@@grizzlyadams8277 dumbest shit I've read yet. Who actually makes a claim that bass are more well known than grouper. Rofl, think you have something dripping from your chin.

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

I man who can stay alone with his toughts is a man who has no fear

[@DorianWelch-ox9vl]

When a story start's of with " One night I wa s taking a dump" you know your in for a great story

[@kandaman304]

I thought his guest was going to say GIANT SQUID!!!

[@mauriceanthony8674]

Same but I don't think he'd be here to tell about that lol

[@abdoubelouizdadi8862]

Same

[@Funkafella01]

That’s what I was thinking, I probably would have passed out.

[@MrKinghuman]

Same

[@peachyylyss8970]

Not deep enough probably

[@hueydoje5586]

Joe “those things could literally eat a person” Rogan

[@crawdadlando4053]

😂 Not the words to say to someone gonna go back to living around em.

[@Ogregogurt]

Bro I read this started to laugh then joe “ those things could literally eat a person” rogan said “those things could literally eat a person”

[@kendallruedger4621]

I scrolled across this as he said it lol

[@Nweran]

All these stories on JRE are so good that you start to think they’re BS but you know they’re not.

[@stefannicolaescu294]

i remember this podcast - it was bananas! :D. I might have to re-watch it

[@neyland94]

This guys is far braver than I will ever be. No chance I could do that.

[@TheShortBus9000]

7:23 I've never seen him this freaked out LOL

[@My_Alchemical_Romance]

ThatGuitarGuy same. Lol

[@GraceRoberson]

Joes face 😲

[@chrisduncan9987]

The angel fish part?

[@mirzasinggih]

Imagine being able to compare living up in space and living at the bottom of the ocean through your own experience, damn

[@Mt3Dpdrtk]

Is there no footage of this??? I can’t imagine it

[@Lugrer3113]

I think Eddie Bravo would burst into flames if he ever talked to Garrett...

[@ericm9686]

Yeah, probably because Eddie doesn't believe in under water. It's a conspiracy that the government, Illuminati etc have perpetuated to keep the population from something that I can't understand because I'm a brainwashed something or rather.

[@AquanautSt1]

Goliath grouper or ... aliens ? look into it

[@nicholascash7002]

TheRealMrMcCoy explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it, but it dies

[@Docklead]

Nicholas Cash Usually something has to be dead before you wanna go cutting it open, right?

[@ericm9686]

@TheRealMrMcCoy I just elaborated on the comment to further it's effectiveness, but you've impressed me with your inability to understand common rhetoric.

[@rangafromtonga6975]

10:20 Joes impression of a grouper is fkn spectacular

[@TheLastRoman0000]

My friend used to do tech support for Aquarius off Key Largo. He had to time the work so that he would be done in under an hour. Cool stuff.

[@waterwheeling1761]

Joe’s left eyeball 👁 when the interviewee mentioned the huge eyeball 👁. 😂

[@JeffreyBue_imtxsmoke]

He never asked him "why" they were doing the 2-week bottom stay on the ocean floor.

[@antisomething4248]

Jeffrey Bue exactly and he downplayed 60ft at the start 😂

[@miguelmoronta6871]

John O’Rourke I mean I felt the same way. The title is “bottom of the ocean”, not “underwater”. Bottom of the ocean IS miles and miles deep.

[@claysoggyfries]

Yeah if you’re very experienced, you can swim up 60 ft

[@Digidi4]

bekoz science

[@realname3538]

I think it is training astronauts for being in space.

[@curtishammer748]

7:16 Can we talk about that shot-reverse-shot editing going on? G: ... and I saw this huge eyeball, like ... J: 0_o G: ... about the size ... J: 0_o

[@kstutz81]

As to rewind to that scene. Spot on lol. Spot on.

[@makumbazman9747]

Most underrated comment ever😂

[@johnnystob4037]

This guy knows his vocabulary

[@Helixify]

Lmaooo I loved that part 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@monsieurcondottiero2685]

I had to pause so that I could laugh for a solid minute

[@MrMijat58]

The best JRE !

[@j-is-meas-you-see3210]

The look on Joe's face (7:21) was priceless!!!!

[@brooklyntowers3936]

I lost my shit when i seen his face hahahaha

[@77confusedzombie77]

whaaaa

[@pyllis1313]

I’m glad you pointed that out and I went back to look at it! 🤣

[@TheMeridian808]

I was freakin' out a bit 'cause i thought his eye is gonna pop out...

[@browz5532]

Right when the camera switched to his face I died😂😂😂

[@hxewjnd]

Joes face at 723 when he says huge eyeball lmfao

[@godzgiftz4032]

The look on Joe's face when Garrett said he turned his flash light on and seen the biggest eyeball... 😭😂

[@tellyourstorymusicbyikson]

Fish: those are rookie numbers

[@1ButtonDash]

that literally sounds more dangerous than going into outerspace

[@genesisfox5412]

Until the space fish come to eat you out.

[@WhoNeedsRussiansAnyway]

@@genesisfox5412 lol

[@shiroineko13]

F the darkness and brutal pressures of the deep sea, man. Space is chill compared to that save the lack of air and hazardous radiation.

[@the_hanged_clown]

it definitely isn't

[@1ButtonDash]

@@the_hanged_clown is this confirmation? So you've been to both and know?

[@davidgretlein9384]

Mr. Reisman can sure paint a picture of what they do! Too funny!

[@ndungakoforbinake1321]

Joe's facial expression on the Goliath Grouper incident 😆🤣😂😹😆🤣😂😹😆🤣

[@ttrestle]

This is quite possibly the greatest clip I’ve ever seen on Joe Rogan. I’m definitely telling the story to my wife when she wakes up! Oh my god that poop story was so hilarious.

[@geometricart7851]

Probably the most epic one I've heard.

[@dallashulse4405]

I think the one with the guy talking about his schizophrenic cousin was awesome

[@jestes7]

I haven’t had that good of a laugh for quite some time. Great stuff.

[@Sohelanthropus]

You kinda sound like a simp bro... I'm worried about your relationship with your wife

[@dylusional419]

7:16 you're welcome 😂😂😂 Joe's face had me deceased. 💀

[@golden-sun]

The quick cutting camera angle too

[@jenssorensen8642]

"right in front of me..... these huge eye balls"**

[@righteousman5231]

I think that look is scarier than the eyeball itself haha

[@TheSecondBeef]

That got me fucking crying laughing. Joe is at the edge of his seat at this moment

[@321dkny]

Thanks for the heads up....high light reel face by joe