Jschlatt Cleans Up SMP Live

[@LazyJippy]

Everybody gangster until the bot uploads the highlights before the stream even starts

[@LivingZombie706]

Erika different timezone

[@azxnviscracked6627]

wait HOW

[@CastafioreOnYoutube]

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[@feather2048]

@@LivingZombie706 thats not how it works

[@LaykWr]

@@feather2048 different time zone

[@grem7234]

Hell is just the normal world except everyone talks with Jschlatt's funny mic

[@foerdie]

I think that is heaven

[@violet4794]

How you misspell heaven that badly is beyond me

[@srodefer]

And pigs go PIGSCHLATT, and sheep go LET ME OUT

[@axelbergstrom3644]

Your describing heaven and everyone would be schlattwalking

[@tbalpha2295]

*guess I better start sinning*

[@DinoNuggetsTV]

once this bot is perfected someone should just hire you to run the bot on their own channel

[@RoboHighlights]

Yes I have plans to create and sell a software that is target to gaming content creators (wink wink). There are some things that need to be done before that, but it will happen in the short-term future.

[@souperchicken9395]

@@RoboHighlights damn that's pretty epic

[@nomoreminions8444]

Robo Highlights bruh you’re going to create Skynet in the future

[@ArcAngelaGaming]

fool, he fell victim to one of my classic blunders

[@chainsomnia]

what an amazing shitpost

[@Conbom3]

Shit

[@thisrecordingsessiontm3633]

piggui Can we laughed at this comet?

[@xyAKMxy]

Thank you Kanyela, very cool.

[@alittlerobot1469]

Thank you bot and creator of bot. We appreciate you.

[@BigTimeBallerprime]

the snow was so pretty it reminded me of

[@owenlopez1324]

Bribes

[@trailer-trash-trans-boi5363]

They killed him

[@VSucc]

ikr?

[@hawesomedelasauce]

the robot has become too good, they are better than most highlight videos even without editing

[@RoboHighlights]

I'm making it even better and faster, and it will be updated soon. I am conflicted, because after the update, I don't even know if I can stop it anymore.

[@TK-ls8ez]

@@RoboHighlights 🤔

[@loog8621]

Robo Highlights Soon humanity will be enslaved to produce streams for this bot to edit

[@NathanTheMan]

“There’s a spider coming down from the ceiling” *kills spider* “Got em. … there’s another one!-“

[@coolbird3367]

There is another

[@ZulqarnainDraft]

look a boomer who cares about his world, finally!

[@Changingtesting]

Imagine joining stream at the moment of 7:18

[@table1155]

Sample text its so fucking chaotic

[@sapphurn]

i joined exactly then

[@goobmiester]

I was about to comment the same

[@MindDemand1337]

Me: Just enjoying a nice Schlatt Stream Highlight. Also Me: Named Devin Schlatt: 1:04

[@baronbacku9984]

at 5:19 he said it was d-e-v-a-n, so you can sleep well tonight lad

[@MindDemand1337]

@@baronbacku9984 oh thank god

[@Devin-ul4ho]

1:02 ouch :(

[@moodkoop]

I'm sorry for what shlatt has said about you

[@ydo222]

fuck you

[@moodkoop]

Schlatt*

[@axl5378]

stupid ass name

[@peeparoni8634]

If youre not on twitch and just watch schlatts youtube channel, youd think schlatt is an "evil" edgelord but when ya watch comps made by other channels turns out hes soft babey

[@MrDmenzie]

this algorithm never stops amazing me. this is very well cut...

[@simonpodliska1072]

Any sensible person: loud sounds do not immediately mean something is funny. Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA FUNNY MIC AND COUNTRY ROAD

[@Brandon-np2jo]

What a good title would be:”Jschlatt cleans while sitting in the pause menu 80% of the time”

[@grooovygrace_]

When he did the funny mic and said “Fuck you Grace” I legit wasn’t paying attention and that freaked me out lmao

[@devonspande6516]

I feel attacked

[@TheChunkle]

Buddy, the person who sent that message is one of my best friend Nate Olmo. His instagram account is "Nate.Olmo.505". My name is Devan Ayotte. Punctuation on the A in my name

[@lucelle2418]

So Jschlatt decided to clean his base after Wilbur said it was a mess

[@sub2pewdiepie8yearsago17]

He’s schlatts boyfriend so i am not surprised

[@spruce9054]

idk why the thought of them watching each other’s streams makes me happy

[@alextatertots4395]

As someone from New Jersey... I'm fuckin offended

[@cosmicauras]

when i tell u that i started to panic around the 1:20 mark because my name is grace i just- bitch wtf did i do to you 😭😭😭

[@nommerz5465]

How did the bot know to keep all three of the "greatest shitpost" videos but still cut out halfway through the "fuck new Jersey" bit?

[@RoboHighlights]

This is going to be fixed in the future.

[@jacksonsmith4689]

hail schlatt hail bot schlattbot

[@nick_4972]

I hope Schlatt got that spider infestation sorted out...

[@Krushking99]

6:10 this activated my Google assistant smh

[@brieei]

me : *is from kentucky* also me : yeah kentucky sucks

[@RamkrishanYT]

Schlatt is the guy who can make the most mundane things funny

[@ZulqarnainDraft]

wow mr.jschlatt vegan! , i didn't know he was vegan but ok

[@darrenh55755]

ZulqarnainCraft what?

[@fergusiii4507]

He’s not vegan though

[@BHVKing]

My name’s devin FeelsBadMan

[@grace-lv2ez]

1:23 i thought we broke the fourth wall for a sec there

[@workingontrying]

lol

[@ajw20]

3:29 why do I agree with this... I LIVE HERE

[@abdullah.a413]

For schlatt does the bot just pick the biggest audio peaks in the stream or something?

[@beatdogg7732]

fuck who ever brought Iowa into it. Love this place man.

[@awerelia]

half a second of the super mario sunshine title theme is the most ominous thing i've ever seen and heard

[@thefazz2454]

I was about to stroke at 7:00 onwards

[@hwani3037]

only GOD is GOD , GRASXCH

[@elle4204]

10:33 i am genuinely offended schlatt, what did Iowa and our corn and rich agriculture ever do to you?

[@Camska427]

Remembered but not forgotten

[@joes661]

Schlatt walk

[@fartbox5089]

watching jschlatt high is an experience

[@bemycola]

miss this

[@donaldchandler2520]

"There's a spider coming down from the ceiling, what the fuck" *smack* "Fuck you. Got em' " *awkward pause* "There's another one--" Schlatt? Did you anger the Spider Gods? Don't go all Temple of Doom on me now

[@gracn3446]

i didn’t expect to get called out like this

[@existentialmoron6334]

The tittle sounds ominous

[@ruttokyrpa3472]

Jschaltt funny

[@_.l4n3]

Why did they have to make New Jersey? We have Jersey at home. >:^(

[@eviethekiwi7178]

Woth a powerful enough rig this robot is gonna be taking over youtube

[@JayJam1]

The bot needs fixing, it keeps cutting off sentences and adding clips too late

[@elisewalker8590]

So many fucking spiders...

[@paincreatesfame]

The only useful thing I have learned from this is that Schlatt doesn’t like spiders and honestly I can 100% see it in him lol 😂

[@devonwalker986]

I'm hurt, not only hurt but also offended

[@angry3yearold363]

Spider *does nothing* This boi *smack* “fuk you” Brother spider :0

[@stfu_b4and0n]

server: shut up micheal micheal: shut up server server: *bans micheal* 💀💀💀

[@echodood]

Me, Aka Grace: *doing my thing* Jschlatt: YOU PIECE OF SHIT GRACE! YOU'RE NOT GOD, ONLY GOD IS GOD GRACE

[@drockefilms7430]

10:31 That sounds like something someone from IOWA would say.....

[@puppyqueen]

That got really chaotic

[@RomeoRomeroRomoro]

Haha 1:56 reminds me of last Monday, it was around 9pm and I was chatting with two friends on our discord server for listening to music, I few songs were playing and a few clips from shows, I remember it being kinda chill, as we were mostly just chatting, but then one of my friends decided to type "!p that's not a camel, that's my wife", that's what that fake laugh reminds me of, us laughing at this 8 second clip being played over and over. the night progressively got worse, to playing that wood fired pizza thing to "spongebob adult joke compilation", (not sure why they played that) all the while we were violently fake laughing... Anyway good vid

[@spaghettimonster1508]

I’m so early AI hasn’t taken over the world yet.

[@bronzieboy]

Spaghetti Monster ironic that you commented this on a AI KZbin Channel

[@bolletje2578]

@@bronzieboy I'm pretty sure that is the joke, yes

[@bronzieboy]

@@bolletje2578 hmm perhaps

[@ichigothehedgehog1173]

11:40 Y'all I need help remembering this song

[@jaydross7813]

It's from animal crossing Idk which song tho

[@kenziiemaee]

7:55 that is very chaotic :0

[@simonghoul3602]

clips are getting cut off constantly this time

[@kulasen200]

Oh Yeah Robo? Well how about THEM highlights!

[@duloogo]

Advise for your bot, coz some clips cut heaps short. Make the software record 10-15 second extra on top of the highlighted moments it captures then the quality of clips will be a lot better.

[@Scrimpv]

Rip tax evasion

[@krizi4970]

Should've just blown it up.

[@dindol7524]

I haven't expected arcangela shitpost on shlatt stream

[@Velocity_AU]

Wait, IM DVAN, WHOS TELLING ME TO F OFF ILL FIGHT YA!

[@LOLKATZ1]

I am from New Jersey and still am living in New Jersey. It fucking sucks here. I cant wait to move for college out of this shit hole to a better state.

[@GamerGuy0429]

This bot is running editors out of jobs with it's choppy cuts

[@TurtlesC4nFly]

But how does the bot see the difference between a funny moment and someone just talking? I'm so confuuuusedd!

[@peaches3515]

oh yeah obama, how about those damn apples

[@chuggarugga3715]

Ha ha ha hoo hoo hoo he he he ha ha ha hoo hoo he he ha

[@justanormaltree8951]

By the Gods ArcAngela's content being shown on a popular streamer.... This is truly a good day.... to die

[@skaarff]

never mentioned illinois.

[@Ghostalite]

Holy shit I made it in the highlights

[@rockmonkey11100]

robo highlights just get the loudest parts of the stream

[@stickyallover7016]

This highlight bot is great

[@CaptainCogg]

based hickok45 lover

[@rose_sniper5502]

*is from new jersey* ....IM B RAGING

[@awesomeman5411]

Schlatt snaking fun of Iowa help

[@GoodySPL]

rip nj... where i am right now...

[@rawpie2]

This robot makes me N U T

[@sam-eg4nn]

Schlatt watches Hickok45? Good taste.

[@meorah3314]

the bot really cut out the whole end half of the stream where they just talked about obscure wii games for like an hour

[@driveasandwich6734]

When is this stream from?

[@WillHellmm]

When it was uploaded

[@benwilson276]

I live in New Jersey and its great for your ideal to call your home a nothing

[@kc7490]

Rip spider

[@fltr_floozie]

anyone know what texture pack shlatt uses and/or the texture pack where birch trees are orange

[@uwotmetemette6333]

Old jersey is where the boomers are from

[@blakemesina]

Hey, jonk.

[@gl1tt3r3]

Omg i had the homebrew channel

[@plebdevon9950]

1:04 WOAH

[@kendallsonfire7924]

Poor boi ramen

[@satangrins]

ah fuck i’m from new jersey, at least my name isn’t devin tho

[@copperheadchris2807]

I legit think I'm getting tenitis from jschlatt

[@luihn7328]

Bro my tinnitus has been popping off today this is just gonna make it worse

[@marcogiannetta3404]

does schlatt live in nj?

[@septiccojo]

Am I cool if I live in nj and bought merch?

[@Mluera]

Anyone know how schlatt gets his mic to sound like a waterboarded baby?

[@grace3077]

i've always hated my name until now 1:25

[@freckledmeg616]

Does schlatt live in NJ? Are we neighbors?