Jschlatt reacts to "No C*ck Like Horse C*ck"

[@sighkick6938]

Literally fighting for his life to stay in character

[@Zal-TheBug]

He’s a character all right.

[@nxvh9062]

Bro he nearly broke so badly on the first chorus hahahah

[@batedflounder47sox66]

He's fucking crying

[@Settings208]

i had to stop myself from singing it out loud lmao pepper coyote has some really good songs besides no cock like horse cock

[@genocidepanther9004]

He secretly wants it

[@jackalexande]

I love how he tries not to smile when the chorus starts LMAO

[@fosterdawson7339]

I did the same thing 😂

[@big_sea]

yes

[@mariokarter13]

"Why was this sent in? ...oh... OH..."

[@Chromeno]

He almost smiled at 0:41

[@L1qu1d-2qu1d]

Let’s start a petition

[@icebby7308]

This would be a perfect ending credits for every stream

[@cactusbread2215]

it actually does wtf

[@Superstrike_11]

YES

[@_sushilicker_]

Please make it happen Schlatt :)

[@FF9F00]

I really hope Schlatt keeps it

[@maxgoldstein6309]

Agreed

[@helpfulreaper7684]

The "send your asshole into shock" made me laugh a lot, whoever made this song knew what they were talking about. I can tell from experience...... wait

[@The_Mysterious_G4mer]

I also died laughing

[@sephikong8323]

​@@The_Mysterious_G4mer As long as you didn't die from the shock

[@The_Mysterious_G4mer]

@@sephikong8323 the laugh only did the final blow

[@sephikong8323]

@@The_Mysterious_G4mer That was not the only thing blown that night 😔

[@The_Mysterious_G4mer]

@@sephikong8323 precisely

[@chillchinna4164]

This man can casually bring up Mr. Hands into multiple conversations, but one song about America's favourite pass time and he doesn't know what to do with himself. Truly a man of mystery.

[@woodlefoof2]

I’m pretty sure he knew about the song, seemed like he knew where it was going when he heard it start

[@WeTheEast]

that pass time being?

[@lynxgamerlife]

@@WeTheEast pleasure, we are a society built on it.

[@disqorddoge1101]

@@WeTheEast Don’t listen to that last guy. He’s trying to hide the shame. The past time is getting railed by a horse. 😂😂😂

[@HeyLeFay]

Since he knows about Mr. Hands there’s no way he didn’t already know this song. Also if he hadn’t heard it before he would’ve reacted more. No one hears the chorus of this song for the first time and is that chill, lmao.

[@spiderdude2099]

Daily reminder that if a college educated Boeing engineer can make poor choices, there’s still hope for you.

[@justindortheblunderwizard]

Oh no.

[@träumerei-o7]

That guy is just unlucky

[@GooseOfYork]

I'm afraid that I am unfamiliar with that story... Anyone here care to elaborate?

[@GooseOfYork]

nevermind, i found it...

[@The_Empty_Shadow]

@@GooseOfYork I don't know what it is, could send a link or something to search for?

[@_Rndom]

We all know "schlatt" actually likes the song

[@supking403]

The song is about schlatt

[@abhinavdoma6638]

Wdym its a god song my dude

[@potatovine]

Just like his friend in Enumclaw, Washington

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

Could you actually please tell me where the “schlatt” meme is from?

[@potatovine]

@@The_Sleepiest_Socialist It came from comment sections implying "Schlatt" wasn't human. And as is the law of the internet once "Schlatt" acknowledged the meme and jokingly(?) asked people to stop, it stuck. P.S. Name checks out

props to everyone in chat who recognized the song, it's a classic

[@subfuscous987]

Surprised Schlatt didn't tbh

[@KindofBradAtThis]

Man the creature were the shit back in the day

[@p1nstark]

ye

[@myfatassdick]

Brdngrg rip

[@mariokarter13]

The half of chat that knew what was coming was laughing at the other half that didn't.

[@lilyfillis3092]

This was generally the best ending to a stream I’ve ever witnessed 😂

[@biauas]

lmao same. i am so glad i witnessed it live. it felt like a fever dream

[@juju8462]

Genuinely?*

[@KingNedya]

Not specifically the best ending, just generally.

[@duckified.]

oh just generally!

[@1_AM_Spider]

please someone tell me what stream this was from i need to watch it 💀💀

[@Zoms101]

The album was commissioned by Bad Dragon during the hype of Fallout 4, hence the subject matter and style. It's name is "Blast Radius: New Game+" by Pepper Coyote. And it has no right being as catchy as it is.

[@fluidthought42]

The original album was "Blast Radius", it was remastered/re-recorded into "Blast Radius: New Game+"

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Whole album is good, imo. Pepper coyote makes good shit

[@ImTemTbh]

a dildo company hiring a musician to write an album to try use a games hype as branding is possible the most internet thing iver ever heard

[@criminal7592]

I used to listen to that album all the time and i don't regret it

[@po-tay-toes_boil-em]

I've got the cassette, best purchase I ever made

[@marcello_6515]

That song doesn't need to be so catchy

[@KoniTheChiwa]

YES IT DOES, IT REALLY DOES

[@PixlRainbow]

It's required to be. It's a Bad Dragon ad.

[@DDub04]

Kinda sounds like “Jackin’ it in San Diego”

[@d_camara]

it's an ad, it does need to be catchy

[@YVoiceY]

I will need to use all my braincells so I don‘t start singing it to myself💀

[@kylesaz7162]

The fact that the song said "don't stop now" right as schlatt says "we're done here" is too perfect

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

I once sent a version of this song to my friends one by one that didn't feature the title so they would listen all the way to the first chorus without knowing and often they would finish once they got that far. no one was ever suspicious because I always sent them great music and videos before. It was a long con. and it was beautiful.

[@alldanger360]

If you can, can you link the song here so i can show my friends

[@irs2486]

can you please link a version of the song that doesnt reveal the title?

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@irs2486 sure I'll find it

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@alldanger360 sure I'll find it

[@imjustlookingformywatch]

@@irs2486 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pZKpdp6jn9OGfac

[@rexalley8397]

That initial face after he hears the first notes is either surprise at it not being a rickroll or horror because he recognized it and i dont know which is funnier

[@asgth6147]

Fairly certain that is him reading the name of the song.

[@americankid7782]

he almost certainly saw the title lol

[@fritterthecat]

The fact this doesn’t sound like a bad song!!!! WHYYYYYYY

[@diamondrhino64]

Other banger musicians with horrible songs include bo burnham and irish rovers (they wrote enormous penis)

[@karterdowd606]

Good melody

[@ReeferSmoker]

Because it was commissioned from an actual musician. It came as an entire themed CD.

[@GreenTeaoff]

Pepper Coyote makes good music and honestly I'm upset his other songs aren't recognized more

[@AwakenedHero227]

@@GreenTeaoff Fr though, he has some good music

[@kronksstronkstonks6360]

The band must've had an absolute blast making that. The Bloopers would be unreal.

[@killerrosebudiscool]

it's actually a solo artist by the name of Pepper Coyote, he sends out parts for other indie artists to record, and mixes/masters the whole thing

[@lazarlazarteam1033]

@@killerrosebudiscool woosh

[@killerrosebudiscool]

@@lazarlazarteam1033 the joke missed the Radius

[@Settings208]

@@killerrosebudiscool the blast radius?

[@killerrosebudiscool]

@@Settings208 the new game plus

[@jxb_1351]

Jschlatt is an entirely new form of Christianity

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

It's like gay catholic chaos

[@ter2364]

the next form

[@mannmctrash]

With a hell of a lot less child molestation.

[@nafisabdullah9937]

@@mannmctrash How could you say that, especially after what 'Jschlatt' did in 99

[@aryanbeast14n88]

@@mannmctrash equally as much

[@tryme7316]

No cap, me and my friends all got into one of my friends Prius and BLASTED this song going through a farming town, the looks on other peoples faces was priceless, the best thing about this is the fact that NON of my friends where trying to hide out of embarrassment we where all grooving which only made the experience that much better.

[@riverchip9008]

Thank you for summer ideas

[@invurret9533]

@@riverchip9008 Dont do it if you live in the deep south it might be too late to save you but you will be shot

[@8sr]

When he mentioned the Boeing Engineer in the letter im suprised "Schlatt" didn't know what was coming

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

Mr hands

[@maxeon0937]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 Poor Guy...

[@seawolf7610]

Who is that in reference to ?

[@AokiNamiYou]

@@seawolf7610 The Mr Hands case. See the "Enumclaw horse sex case"

[@disqorddoge1101]

Ah a Pepper Coyote classic. Fun fact Bad Dragon commissioned the album this came from for a fallout 4 launch themed sale and (legally not a deathclaw) DeathClaw adult toy release. It actually has a couple of totally SFW believable 50’s style tunes in it. It also featured a song about becoming a DeathClaw’s personal…coom dumpster. Honestly I think that one’s my favorite. But “No Co*k like Horse Co*k” is also a banger.

[@captaincrash9002]

my favourite is "duck and cover". entirely sfw and just a barbershop song about getting nuked.

[@ImTemTbh]

where would one locate that deathclaw toy

[@microwavedcaprisun9]

I’m not that comfortable saying it "bangs”

[@ExoticAzathtic]

Which one is that other song?

[@swiftghxst4301]

@@ExoticAzathticI also wanna know

[@cymonin5549]

oh god i remember listening to this album. Fun fact it's a sponsored album made to advertise Bad Dragon :)

[@AwakenedHero227]

Indeed

[@KindofBradAtThis]

A based creature hub enjoyer?

[@chiefcoiler]

T-theres more of them?

[@josephwasson970]

So, most half of the songs are actually bangers. "You'll need a duke" has been stealth played at work.

[@GiskardRevenlov]

@@josephwasson970 lmfaoo

[@lurosie5813]

1:12 he’s trying so hard not to enjoy this

[@BuiHieuDong]

*I was expecting for RickRoll but this actually isn't that bad!*

[@AxxLAfriku]

WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear do

[@smallmen5112]

Đông, wtf are you doing here??

[@AKWHiDeKi]

Why did you expect a Rick Roll when the letter specifically said "It reminds me of you and I's favorite Boeing engineer"?

[@danielchin4198]

Kinda like-

[@vergilbaberuthofbaseball5983]

Wanna know what else isnt bad…

[@itspaafekuto]

I love how so many people are saying "VAUSH" in the chat.

[@Bareq_99]

Vaushits

[@65firered]

It's his anthem.

[@dvotzmusiccompilationsandc5647]

I watched this live and didn’t even realize it was a meme song until I heard horse cock. Glad to see the lyrics on this video

[@pathowogenpatientzero7459]

the song was sponsored by bad dragon if I'm remembering correctly

[@JJ_cooks]

@@pathowogenpatientzero7459 IT WAS??????

[@pathowogenpatientzero7459]

@@JJ_cooks sorry I was at work Yeah it wasn't a sponsored thing *it was a promotional*

[@somerandomfurry4621]

@@pathowogenpatientzero7459 So awesome

[@pathowogenpatientzero7459]

@@somerandomfurry4621 indeed

[@kirbusthecommenter5027]

Fun fact: this song and “I’m on top of the world” by imagine dragons have the same key, so you could hypothetically make a mashup

[@BramLastname]

This is too powerful

[@Actinide5013]

Imagine Bad Dragons - There's no Top of the Horse Cock

[@nightclaw2243]

The emotion in his face

[@shadowpanther298]

seeing the chat change from "oh this is actually good" to Fear and Confusion and Shock is Hilarious

[@masonpiddock]

He just looks so done with it all and it was the perfect end to the stream

[@spoopyd.8910]

That song unironically fucking slaps. It's been an in joke between me and my friends for years now. It's great being a fucking degenerate.

[@tannermcguire7713]

I love it

[@icycrusader1947]

The song unironically has better vocals, rhythm, and lyrics than most music made today.

[@Prodawg]

and iirc it's promotional song for Bad Dragon (good website imo)

[@AwakenedHero227]

@@Prodawg True

[@woodybob01]

No, it's just a good song. Like many songs made today

[@JJ_cooks]

@@Prodawg my favorite website!!!!!!

[@Prodawg]

@@JJ_cooks true!

[@theghostman1963]

We know he’s staring at chat and looking at everyone who recognized it in disappointment

[@americankid7782]

I love that so many people recognized it instantly.

[@wolfsbane9639]

My dad used to genuinely play this song in the car lmao

[@pimposki6232]

what was his profession

[@wolfsbane9639]

@@pimposki6232 he’s a self employed mechanic close enough to a engineer 😂

[@lesigh3410]

I think your dad is a furry

[@pimposki6232]

@@wolfsbane9639 that sounds close to a boeing engineer. is he from a town called enumclaw by any chance

[@wolfsbane9639]

@@lesigh3410 no just very immature and a child like sense of humour.

[@david7800]

2:08 honestly this summarizes jschlatt's entire persona pretty well

[@handmadetrash]

You can tell schlatt was trying so hard not to laugh

[@channel13113]

Literally fighting for his fucking life to stay in character and that made it a hundred times funnier.

[@FaeTheMf]

I don't know why, but this song actually sounds great. It feels like something I'd listen to whilst studying, not that I'm implying anything...

[@tugacralho2453]

Studying biology, I presume

[@FaeTheMf]

@@tugacralho2453 actually…😏

[@openfearful9691]

I heard this song a few years back. This just brought back a lot of memories of me and a buddy of mine

[@ashermack2543]

ಠ_ಠ

[@dankmemes3542]

… was your buddy a horse by any chance?

[@ecranfortessa]

A person, ¿right? :monkaLaugh:

[@lesigh3410]

@@dankmemes3542 considering the song was for a Bad Dragon ad, his buddy was probably a furry with a horse sona... Which _is_ a lot better than the alternative

[@KindofBradAtThis]

Creaturehub fan?

[@TrazynPrime]

“Vaush theme song”

[@GuPKay]

Vaush boss music when you enter his horse stables

[@FourDozenEggs]

I will always appreciate horny furry stuff being unironically quality.

[@blueaccelerator2674]

Furry crap was almost always quality honestly, lol

[@gustavesoucy-breton6841]

@@blueaccelerator2674 most furries i know also have an exquisite taste in both guns and food

[@OsamaBingChilling]

​@@gustavesoucy-breton6841Would you trust a hedonist or ascetic more on the pleasures of life?

[@gustavesoucy-breton6841]

@@OsamaBingChilling both can teach me things.

[@jw_lkr]

i love how he just giggles the entire song and then at the blue balls line he just ends it

[@jpvthegamer1209]

That fanart was the true definition of a Trojan Horse

[@dragonwings206]

Finally, someone giving this masterpiece the spotlight.

[@huhwhat2673]

He clearly likes it!

[@glyphee]

He clearly likes it!

[@nickfloose4310]

He clearly likes it!

[@JustBizmuth]

He clearly likes it!

[@Ozeanic]

He clearly likes it!

[@arandomcommenter412]

He clearly likes it!

[@anicawillow936]

I can't believe i came back to this...like why does it lowkey go hard???? I have this f**king stuck in my head

[@gonegogone]

LMAO the 'vaush' comment at 1:55

[@surobyk]

It's not like he's been subtle before the incident

[@Popeyehere]

A time traveler!

[@Bareq_99]

​@@Popeyeheretime traveler..?? The horse joke has veen there like.. 2 years before this clip was uploaded lol

[@johnseriousmen9256]

So proud to have been able to contribute to this album reprinted. My name will forever and always be immortalized on this album

[@Pr1ey]

I really don’t have ‘99 joke for this

[@salvadorhenriquez4091]

For the first time

[@lynxgamerlife]

“Schlatt” has done many crimes at 1999 but the most memorable was very mr. Hands on.

[@bbew2914]

the fact that he didn't make a Mr Hands joke baffles me

[@builttoscalevideos]

I just love that this song was Bad Dragon’s response to Fallout 4 coming out lol.

[@Romanticoutlaw]

the difference between chatters who recognized the song instantly and the chatters who'd never heard of it was night and day

[@just_Sundy]

That entire album has zero right to be as good as it is

[@saturnmedia1]

I HAVE LOVED THIS SONG FOR YEARS. Hell yeah. I always put it on when I need to mess with people.

[@Tigerfire75]

The way he reacts you can tell he has heard the song and agrees with it. He probably has a few of them himself.

[@daytonh9875]

I love the few people in chat who IMMEDIATELY knew what it was from the first couple notes

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

The bumper sticker at the end is the cherry on top to this chaos, I love it

[@OneBiasedOpinion]

The sheer chaos makes this one of the single greatest stream endings I’ve ever witnessed. Thank you, Big Man.

[@DrVella]

Okay, two things 1: it is a very catchy song 2: it's kinda right, I will say no more

[@maxeon0937]

It is indeed kinda right.

[@AhmedAhmed-fc8gh]

Ayo

[@carlsjolund2379]

The quality of the song was honestly astounding, almost sounded like a Creedence Clearwater Revival/John Fogerty song from the bizarro universe. I.. I don’t know what to feel or think about it but I can do nothing but I respect the bitt and amount of effort it must have taken.

[@fluidthought42]

Personally I like "You'll Need a Duke" more

[@dumbcheese8552]

If you want a genuine Pepper Coyote song that isn't sponsored by Bad Dragon, I highly recommend "When I die" I haven't heard many of his songs, but it's my favorite by far.

[@DevNojo]

This is so catchy I hate the lyrics but it’s so good I was forced to add it to my main playlist

[@cupoftea3499]

Fun Fact: This is a song by Ash Coyote from an album called Blast Radius, which is Fallout themed, which was promotional music for Bad Dragon.

[@Ockto_]

Never thought I'd see Schlatt collab with Vaush

[@Chordata7]

Vaushes theme song

[@maggoteater2290]

Vaush ghostwrote that song

[@whomstisthis]

Foxes and peppers have officially infiltrated jschlatts fan base

[@Objeckt703]

Bro equestrians be wildin when they hear this😭 whoever made this need to reset character now.

[@ThomasroyGusler]

For anyone wondering, I think this the chords are G,C,D. Just switch back and forth between G and C and in the chorus use D as the ending chord

[@Palemagpie]

Turns out Mr Hands was kinda integral to the whole Boeing thing.

[@Ven0m.snak3]

WE MAKING IT OUT OF THE STABLE WITH THIS ONE🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@parallax8298]

i dont think hed wanna get out of the stable i think hed wanna get in em

[@jackistoast749]

Schlingus pulling out the Jesus bumper sticker sent me.

[@Dom_Maretti]

I love this song. Weird hybrid of doowop and rockabilly...it's refreshingly "classic" while having a subject matter that would've gotten you murdered if you sang it in the late 1950s.

[@astuteanansi4935]

Mori Calliope wants to know your location

[@bassfish4476]

This song unironically slaps

[@Muffin.Creations]

"our favorite Boeing engineer"

[@miug5460]

The fact that the song is actually good makes it even funnier kfkskdk

[@shu.thomas]

Vaushcore

[@bananabread2137]

this was the best ending of stream ever

[@Voltorb1993]

Friends: "What kind of music do you listen to?" Me: "... it's complicated."

[@nsf574]

1:07 That was a close one

[@snaifhassnan6348]

You can see him pucker

[@keatongill3984]

Sclizzle predicted vaushs down fall good lord

[@solainarewayzone4095]

Vaushite Anthem

[@menospeakwelsh]

2:12 That screenshot will live forever.

[@lospereye]

Fun fact, I was at work scooping ice cream during this historic moment.

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

my favorite part is that the first chat message to acknowledge the song says, and i quote, "NONONONONONON"

[@ChristianJosephStabler]

bro I knew what was coming when I heard what was being put on

[@sidneyprescott2639]

very Vaushian take schlatt

[@pantadeusz8452]

I didn't know Vaush could sing.

[@Go4Bro]

I think I just found my funeral song.

[@Zoms101]

Several members of his chat recognized the song before the chorus. You know who you are.

[@benm2022]

The one dude who just said "IS THIS THE BEATLES????" in chat just sent me

[@siisi2965]

this song is sometimes played at my friend's parties, it's a fun song

[@CounteredSnow]

i already know all the words by heart, i'm surprised "Schlatt" hasn't heard this masterpiece before

[@hussarini7811]

I unironically love this song

[@RikaSchlarp]

I love how he thought he could relax when the chorus stopped BUT IT JUST GOT 10X WORSE!!

[@sarahgardner5385]

My friends and I play this at every gathering, party, and family reunion.

[@FEURGALA]

This has no right being as good as it is

[@LuixWalkingDead21]

Fun fact, i've met the guy that sang this song on a furcon, he's a really nice fella, tall as fuck as well

[@yaboiandrew2058]

does he play basketball

[@j-rex229]

@@yaboiandrew2058 All I know is that it's the perfect height for horse-related "activities"

[@Nerdtendo6366]

When you’re happy you dance to the music, when you sad you relate to the lyrics 😔

[@mushroomy9899]

The fact that it’s a real commission from bad dragon

[@bourbon5983]

Look at my horse My horse is amazing

[@russetwolf13]

I saw Pepper Coyote live at a con once. He of course finished the show with this.

[@Rottypops]

Bro that clapping bridge was on point