Creating a utopia in Cities Skylines with illegal dumping

[@TostitosMangoSalsa]

We were given two kidneys for a reason, one to live and one for bargaining purposes

[@zacharyshannon6881]

Funciones de los riones incluyen

[@submersedsoap1631]

Una coca Cola porfavor

[@zacharyshannon6881]

@@submersedsoap1631 la.leche es picante porque es in Vaca de Caracas que muerto en junio y tiene un pene pequeno

[@hhhhjjjj-t3b]

translation: >the uses of the kidney include >a coca Cola please >the.milk is spicy because its in cow of Caracas that died in june and has a small dick

[@barbarenblut9505]

@@hhhhjjjj-t3b this only furthers my confusion

[@purplrpimple]

“Should we put the cemetery by the school for convenience?” Me: *has flash backs to middle school where the grave yard was indeed across the street and kids would dare each other to run into it after class*

[@Bighawmiegab]

Wh- why?

[@friendsebastian]

We were separated by a shitty fence and there were so many times where we had to jump the fence to get balls that would go over at break

[@redroll1935]

I went to a Catholic school and there was literally a graveyard on the campus. Right next to the defunct, asbestos-filled convent.

[@bodynobrain]

yea there's a graveyard next to my high school lmao

[@Ciant_Karamel]

Sorry everyone, this is a tad offensive but I see an opportunity. My Highschool was the graveyard B,)

[@saltcup9951]

When he said “what’s popping” I felt that

[@fastvincent1]

😩😩😩😩🥺🥺

[@thozby]

😩😩😩😩🥺🥺

[@satanzbarz6111]

What's poopin

[@jarofpiss1408]

Lol what’s popping, etc.

[@lovejones1164]

Fuck

[@littlegayboy45_]

"It's not funny-!!" *He exclaims, as he continues to wheeze*

[@ashtonyaklin6836]

the thing is I actually live in Flint, MI and this is an accurate representation of our Mayor.

[@gus4632]

Ashton Yaklin wdym

[@ashtonyaklin6836]

THE MEME DEALER he didn’t fucking care about anything and he just wanted to penny pinch where ever he could.

[@user-uv2cp1qd1j]

L

[@ooprototyp3soo939]

Facts my man

[@tonictimed]

same name! name twins my dude! except i’m sorry for ur situation in flint

[@VigilIsWatching]

imagine asking for 500 dollars to kill a town. and you get 500 dollars

[@MikePhelpsOfficial]

Mercy stonks my dude

[@grimgrom3355]

I did that irl dude... worth it

[@Camcopel20]

I will literally never get tired of hearing the “funny mic”

[@PlayboaCaughty]

Copes how do I get one 😢

[@randon19yearold]

It’s only funny when jschlatt does it

[@Lunaskyuwu]

@@randon19yearold i find it funny in general

[@mnmnmnmnmnmnmnmnmmmmmmmmmm230]

W6VEZ just get a old turtle beach

[@jrw2319]

Annoying 15 year old if people use it with good timing it’s funny, but for the stupidest reasons even when it isn’t needed, that’s when it’s only funny if jschlatt does it

[@justjohnisfine2924]

The elementary, middle, and high schools are right next to each other in my town and the cemetery is right across the street from all of them

[@ieatgarbage8771]

JustJohnIsFine Flint Michigan?

[@SupersuMC]

Have there been any dares or dates involving it? ;)

[@finn_6775]

I relate thwack

[@bozozium]

imagine being bored in class then looking out the window and seeing COFFIN DANCE INTENSIFY

[@Pearg0ld]

Ahh the perfect 80-90s horror movie

[@chickenpox5434]

Thought this was RTGame from the title, still happy that it was Schlatt instead

[@Mr.Peggle]

Rt should join SMP live

[@trilooogy6586]

@@Mr.Peggle did you see his video with carson? Its possible he could join soon

[@Mr.Peggle]

Trilooogy I saw it, i hope that you are right about him joining.

[@kira-dk2mx]

I totally thought that too. Schlatt's voice literally caught me off guard because I expected to hear an Irishman.

[@nodis]

@@trilooogy6586 fuck oh no oh god oh fuck fuck no fuck oh no this be a bruh moment

[@Zeldalink15]

I love how he said “Thomas The Tank Engine” instead of “Thomas The Train”. A true man of quality.

[@tsundor1]

who tf calls him thomas the train?

[@ToyosatomimiNoThug]

I think in most of America he’s Thomas the Train

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Xastian Veroth I live in America and will gladly impale anybody who says “Thomas the Train”

[@gunnerdoo2573]

Who the *FUCK* says “Thomas the Train”????

[@gunnerdoo2573]

Xastian Veroth nope. You wrong as hell

[@LockjawGael]

Man rtgame sounds different without his accent, i guess living in the states does that to you though

[@Rafaelrisum]

Lmao

[@a_Goose_000]

i was sure this was rt's vid

[@riddim3824]

I love rt

[@laineobzut2744]

I dont think jshlatt ever played tf2

[@jororer516]

Vanguard Gael bruh yeah, I thought this was rt

[@mainmanmooky8820]

"Name it Flint, Michigan" *lives near Flint* heh

[@pepismaniguess]

lmao i live like 30 minutes from it

[@AssistantCoreAQI]

Nuclear Water?

[@mainmanmooky8820]

@@AssistantCoreAQI basically lol everyone was like hey flouride scary so they got rid of the flouride in the water, meaning it will do you harm

[@jayce_outdoors]

Same lol

[@whyle5318]

At least I'm in leneway.

[@thegrassman6369]

I am The Grass Man and illegal dumping is not good for the Grass, but I will let this one pass

[@mialicios528]

thank you grass man

[@bray4883]

Grass man Man Grass Man Ass

[@Cohaki]

caveman that’s gonna be hard when he has grass knuckles

[@cooberr]

grass man really out here

[@pillgrimm]

woah bro I love your content

[@CrabLegsWinston]

Schlatt: **literally destroys an entire city** Also Schlatt: "why did he die, what happened to him?"

[@shotofdepresso6878]

Thought this was a callmekevin or RT video. Pleasantly surprised

[@tynado7807]

Gray

[@tynado7807]

Still

[@tynado7807]

Plays

[@nichii1603]

Why’d you click it then??

[@Gumfondle]

what if we kissed in boomer town 😳🙈

[@jeannotbarbeau1140]

@yeast ok

[@thermonuclearpotato556]

No

[@tynado7807]

Haha just kidding.... unless

[@nichii1603]

Gumfondle your emojis make me wanna hang Myself.

[@imeantherearethedarktownsy5210]

yeast

[@billgatti23]

When Drew Durnil apears in schatts stream *HOI4 TIME*

[@Honeydwarf85]

Them before you know it, Isorrowproductions pops in, and then everyone memes their way into the Yogscast

[@casual_ice_consumer4148]

At 10:59, RT is mentioned too.

[@lukeallen5714]

Drew Durnil Gay

[@danielhodson6411]

That confused me so much god

[@danielhodson6411]

But fr I want to see schlatt play eu4, hoi4, vic2 or ck2

[@Milankadt]

Our school is next to a graveyard and the teachers always say that: You learn at this school or go to the neighbours

[@goldencookie641]

Jschlatt: “Who the hell tweets with hashtags?” Politicians: .....

[@Jaxan-dq2jy]

Obama cares

[@thewysterianlord3661]

Jaxan7294 haha what are you, a liberal? pfft

[@baragonkunfan94thesecondar60]

The Wysterian Lord エスティーエフユー

[@accountdeactivated5546]

@@thewysterianlord3661 Obama care

[@Joenah5]

"Should I put the cemetery next to the school for convinience" I actually know a school that's right next to a cemetery.

[@jarnie6876]

bruh my old school was built on top of a cemetery

[@logynskibeeski6061]

Efficiency!

[@salem4985]

my school from 3rd to 5th grade was right next to a cemetery

[@salem4985]

we went on a field trip there once

[@bozozium]

COFFINNDANCEINTENSIFY

[@josephgibbs723]

Love the new video from RTgames

[@justinmoeller2552]

ok im sorry for being so ignorant but why is everyone talking about RTgames and callmekevin

[@justinmoeller2552]

nvm i got it

[@user-yr5yx8jg7o]

Justin Is a Beast the absolute character development in these comments are astounding

[@ponzul2851]

wait actually i’m dumb why is everyone saying this

[@josephgibbs723]

@@justinmoeller2552 rtgames is a youtuber that plays this fame alot

[@BoxManSFM]

3:11 when baby Kata started to play I just died of laughter.

[@logynskibeeski6061]

You puddle of cement, no matter the context 'Baby Kata' will never be funny, no matter how ironic. The visuals border the uncanny valley, and the audio is even eorse than your grades in school you brainlet.

[@thedoomguy6539]

Logynski Beeski eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse eorse

[@bozozium]

orse

[@accountdeactivated5546]

@@thedoomguy6539 ass

[@strsdacus]

@@logynskibeeski6061 🤪

[@game_generation]

Everytime Schlatt puts down a meteor, he should put on -Country Roads- Stal to warn the people that imminent obliteration is near.

[@theKennyHalt]

ME: lives in Flint [JSchlatt's town has water issues] 'ME: somebody's gonna make a Flint joke' "Name it Flint, Michigan" ...yep

[@HTPCYMC]

Cities: Skylines is cool and all, but it would be way better if they added Grumm, the creator of Minecraft, to the game.

[@greatsongs3497]

How to properly clean your metal computer Can you stop being everywhere in the comment section.

[@quadrillion92]

not funny didnt laugh

[@greatsongs3497]

@@generalrotholz977 I don't know how to respond to this but do you want some candy?

[@xenotiic8356]

Pretty sure it was Hatsune Miku who created Minecraft.

[@dreamofyouandi]

short for grummiles?

[@Ben-qs9fw]

“I didn’t know that Paradox were a bunch of racists” is an amazing quote

[@legalmoider]

Watching this video versus his most recent city skylines video is insane. Man went from a prepubescent Californian to Big Man Schlatt

[@tangerlemon]

"That is *not* funny," he says while laughing uncontrollably

[@YerBoiDanul]

If the currency isn't Schlattcoin I'm throwing my computer away

[@Leagueminer-ve6iv]

Sorry for your lost

[@Micha-Hil]

0:24 the quick switch to the funny mic and then back to the regular one makes my fucking day

[@Torchwood5A]

"Should've put the cemetery next to the school for convenience." Jesus Christ, someone gift that man a sub

[@trevor4025]

7:04 The Tobuscus song makes it

[@_stupidbro]

@PTGaming I know you commented like a year ago but it made me wonder too so I dug around for it and it's one of the Assassin's Creed literal trailers by Tobuscus

[@_stupidbro]

@PTGaming Specifically, it's the literal trailer of Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood

[@zachbachar6850]

everyone gangsta until the tent starts walking 😨

[@asterQWR]

7:52 bruh that was drew durnil sauce god

[@GoCarolina]

Fr absolute God

[@zachramsey9132]

Not enough Boлk, still enjoyed

[@accountdeactivated5546]

Bonk

[@bomblessdodongo3093]

11:50 “Should we put the cemetery next to the school for convenience?” Funny enough my Elementary School was next to a cemetary

[@bockboi4874]

Hey so was mine

[@qdzero457]

Same thing for my elemantary school too.

[@JordanTheGoatThough]

There’s a school in the town next to mine that’s right next to a cemetery

[@wheesock6775]

Great! Now just become Irish.

[@darraghmcmullen6205]

What

[@nothingfordarkness]

OH THATS WHAT RTGAMES ACCENT IS I COULDNT TELL

[@LowIntSpecimen]

@@darraghmcmullen6205 rtgames

[@splitxh7068]

“You can’t make that joke, it isn’t funny” *starts dying of laughing*

[@greyjay9492]

3:01 John Snow discovers the cause of the London Cholera epidemic (1854, colourized)

[@OR56]

7:52 Drew Durnil randomly making an appearance. Drew is one of my favorite creators.

[@ra_0374]

The fact the city was originally called Lakewood is terrifying because in NJ there is a town near me named Lakewood and this is an accurate representation of Lakewood NJ

[@TincanWead]

relatable

[@hofkiinkroson5642]

3:48 Yes you can make that joke our water sucks and we laugh at it

[@nonceslayer6918]

SMP live has changed a lot

[@accountdeactivated5546]

Indeed

[@aravsandhu7005]

5:32 Schlatt literally just summed up the reign of Joseph Stalin lmao

[@PaganGoose]

Oh thank god I’ve been so bored thank you for uploading

[@Mtmjrtv]

I got extremely nostalgic when I heard Tobuscus’ literal trailer

[@alsohedge6537]

Yo wait, this ain’t RTGame.

[@PAtchy0]

I was confused at first too jajaja

[@GOF-pk9mg]

He called old people mentally sick...

[@grahamw2455]

"Creating a utopian city" more like Ethiopian

[@tyleraverett1137]

oh no..

[@mistereggway9141]

when the water hole is under attack

[@jackhorton4244]

Drinking game: Whenever there’s a funny mic or Dickenballs take a sip

[@petahgriff7196]

Schlatt: THAT IS NOT FUNNY also schlatt: laughs hysterically

[@AkiCroix]

3:36 someone in chat says "Flint, MI"

[@alexcommodore3141]

Im so glad "schlatt" sounds the way he does nowadays

[@bxbbly-woof4206]

I love how chat will send different vids depending on the situation…

[@NorthSmile8089]

7:05 I haven’t heard a tobuscus song in years, that brings back memories

[@elihufrancisco6772]

my mom needed to run downstairs bc I was laughing so hard I choked on freaking Nutella toast

[@deeznuts475]

0:30 THE BIG MANS BACK

[@quantum174]

When he started paying Literal Assassin Creeds Brotherhood Trailer, I died

[@beaksters]

The chat spamming RT and Drew Durn references made it 10x funnier in my opinion.

[@KookoCraft]

As someone who lives on Asian-American St. I think we should have fair representation in government.

[@-Solar6488-]

Your laugh absolutely makes my day, thank you for that

[@patrick-is-so-cool]

He was so high pitched bro wtf, college puberty hit em hard I guess

[@mebatz47]

he left college as in drop out he wasnt even there for like a year

[@FurasCebulowy]

3:10 Thanks for introducing me to this disasterpiece 4 years ago.

[@shy7155]

I clicked thinking RTGame was back at it again and was very surprised

[@Syniklysm]

Imagine just chillin in your house and your house just disappears

[@justanotheryoutubechannel]

“I GOTTA DO IT! I GOTTA KILL THEM ALL!” YOU’RE ALREADY KILLING THEM WITH THE WATER

[@onebilliontacos3405]

11:50 My old elementary school was next to a cemetery. You could practically just walk into it.

[@dom4397]

Nobody: Schlatts intro: Wuss Poppinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

[@CamoSquid]

I fucking died once I realized, when he was changing the Oriental street

[@Dutwax]

Bruh Tell me why RTgame and shlatty boy are so similar 😂

[@devin-xp]

Similar chaotic energies

[@randomraspberry8525]

Juanito Elisea they’re not

[@bananasinfrench]

both neutral evil

[@katrine_the_elf3315]

Dono: now you have to name it flint Michigan Schlatt: NO THATS NOT FUNNY *while laughing* Me: ITS HILARIOUS BECAUSE ITS TRUE SCHLATT! 😆

[@-kiwi-]

11:04 for the person asking what song it was, it's Cats in The Cradle by Harry Chapin.

[@damienray2286]

Got to the DK Chunky's dead part and immediately said "Flint, Michigan happened to him." When Schlatt asked why he was dead.

[@cillian8873]

Love me a good RTGame reference, Gotta spread some love for us living in the mythical land of Ireland

[@pinkushatejar]

At 7:00 while Schlatt was watching the stinky water I got an ad for Brita Water Filters

[@traves]

w o w

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

Wow!

[@dumgrrl]

Only 7 likes?

[@edwardelric363]

7:55 a crossover i never though i needed.

[@drdoog0783]

Yup

[@edwardelric363]

@@drdoog0783 Drew Durnil just appears outta nowhere like he's hijacking the stream lol and you can just hear Schlatt's confusion.

[@drdoog0783]

@@edwardelric363 Yeah Its hilarious I just expect him

[@mrshroom2529]

“It’s not really worth the investment so you know.... keep on sucking!” - Schlatt 2019

[@MichyJo]

Very good video, Jschlatt, will watch again.

[@jackhazardous4008]

nobody: LITERALLY every comedy gaming channel: LET'S DROWN THE CITY IN SEWAGE

[@eddybrooks9130]

This was L'manburg under jschlatts rule before the DreamSMP

[@mumkeymaan4600]

Missed opportunity to name Cockenball city a “ball de sack”

[@BarrySmoother]

Okay im only 1:19 into this video I got no fucking clue what’s going on but I’m fucking loving it.

[@seeyalaterstinky]

Stephanie: #21stCentury Me: *I'M SENDING EM BACK TO THE STONE AGE*

[@sad_cheese67]

When someone tells you to eat shit, I don't think they mean it literally. I do admire that have taken "Reduce, Reuse, Recycle" to a whole new level though.

[@transparentcd]

HOLY COW, SOMEONE DONATED A DREW DURNIL VIDEO

[@OneTrueChris]

This was uploaded in 2019?! Almost 5 years ago Damn time really does fly

[@real.bingus]

0:44 no he’s dead

[@tomcollier938]

7:50 did not expect Drew Durnil

[@ronnievega3155]

Flint, Michigan

[@truckman63]

3:49-4:47 we welcome you back to Michigan simulator.

[@cooperdavis8296]

Why did Schlatt's voice start to morph at 4:00

[@brysonxd]

Schlatt: killing all of his citizens Drew Durnil video: allow me to introduce myself

[@mahh6009]

For a second I thought this was an RT video

[@jordandelancey2787]

When your faucet gets clogged but you find out it’s actually just a turd stuck in it

[@brownie_nix5338]

Drew?!?!! What are you doing here?!?!?Don’t you have a game of hoi4 to watch or something?

[@2ndBreakfastGuy]

I love the little chaotic laugh when he unlock taxes.

[@parkkm7758]

Hey look RTgame made a new video. Jk lol. Good video.

[@funkii4]

I’m utterly surprised that schlatt appears to have never seen the we like to party sfm video before

[@Parkerminty]

What happened to my guys voice

[@midoribudd2757]

3:48 As a Michigander that joke SENT ME.