Schlatt's Chips Tier List

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Today Schlatt makes a Tier List! It's been a long time since this has happened. Last time I tried making a tier list video you guys watched it 10 million times. But we're back, baby! Schlatt loves chips (I hate writing in the third person) and decided to make a Chips Tier List and Rank Every Chip Known To Man. This is probably quite similar to Moist Cr1tikal Tier List videos, even though I've never watched a single one. Thank you for inventing Tier List Videos. Lays, Baked Lays, Doritos, Doritos Nacho Cheese, Doritos Cool Ranch, Ruffles, Bugles, Tostitos Scoops, Pringles (Look What They Did To My Boy), Cape Cod, Funyuns, Fritos, Takis, Doritos 3D, Sun Chips, Sun Chips Harvest Cheddar, Lays Barbecue, and more are featured in this video and also in this description for SEO purposes. What rank will Schlatt give your favorite cereal? Watch the entire video to find out (and also to help me make more money!)
Edited by me, all by myself with a little bit of help from Archie / archiemcw

[@TedNivison]

I like chips I think they’re tasty

[@tonyandfriends9741]

You’re so right. Thank you ted

[@juliam4716]

wow no need to be so hostile ted

[@ritualght]

hey 😏 *louder than everyone else*

[@marashaus]

ok

[@BalkanPrussia]

We know, Ted.

[@Slimecicle]

This list is going to be flipped on its head when they finally come out with Cool Ranch Communion Wafers

[@rachit243]

what's up checkmark

[@cellounicorn8259]

Why aren't there more likes and comments here XD

[@hifzxx]

TRUEE

[@cmapez]

I like this comment more than Ted's.

[@coopyhendo15]

oh just wait for the sour cream and onion wafers

[@AviationWithAli]

I love it when at 14:07 he is going mad about shapes then he yeets it and the packet breaks, then after that he is all happy with popcorners

[@matthewhass1384]

Popcorners are basically Popcorn chips. They need that puff to them. The others don't need 'em. Only thing I hate is how Shlurp didn't rate the Tim's chips. Jalapeno being my favorite.

[@joeokama]

and then a fucking ghost turns off his light

[@icecreamchief5417]

It kinda sounded like legos breaking

[@randomplayz3108]

somehow i can rewatch these too many times but still roll over laughing each time and it feels like fresh content

[@Red-the-impostor]

Same

[@CubicleRB]

I don't know why I've just watched these videos over and over again it's just too funny. One of those rare things

[@BizzyZ]

Fr

[@CentralMood]

We are so back

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Just grateful for the fact that Pringles is the only chip brand that doesn't sell air

[@wealthybone2990]

How do you get likes immediately after you comment? Sus.

[@isaaclopezruiz9597]

Who cares about air? Just look at the weight and that's your reference

[@goodbuddyborf9246]

wow im early

[@blu954]

A just some guy with a mustache comment without over 1000 likes?

[@lucyla9947]

You realize there's a reason they put air into the bags? It's because if it wasn't there you'd end up with a bag of crushed chips, I'd prefer a bag with extra air that is slightly deceptive, then a bag of crushed chips.

[@Berd]

sun chips are fuckin GOLD bro

[@thehalflifecockroach168]

2000% agree

[@Juanthar]

@berd Why would they do that?

[@Bleerp_]

Fuckin diamond

[@flor7420]

69 likes 😳

[@TheTotalMc]

I didn’t know my opinion was unpopular but every sunchip is F

[@Jeeperscreepers-ow1wj]

0:40 Tostitos Scoops 1:03 Lay's Original 1:24 Lay's Sour Cream & Onion 1:44 Lay's Salt & Vinegar 2:08 Lay's BBQ 2:18 Lay's Cheddar & Sour Cream 2:41 Lay's Baked 3:08 Ruffles Original 3:37 Ruffles Cheddar & Sour Cream 3:58 Pringles Original 4:30 Pringles Cheddar & Sour Cream 4:44 Pringles Sour Cream & Onion 4:47 Pringles Salt & Vinegar 4:53 Pringles Cheddar Cheese 5:04 Pringles Ranch 5:22 Pringles Dill Pickle 5:55 Pringles Scorchin' BBQ 5:55 Pringles Scorchin' Cheddar 6:13 Takis Fuego 6:41 Turbos Flamas 7:05 Takis Blue Heat 7:49 Smartfood Popcorn White Cheddar 8:08 Veggie Straws 8:42 Andy Capp's Hot Fries 9:26 Cheetos Original 9:35 Cheetos Puffs 10:06 Flamin Hot Cheetos 10:29 XXTRA Flamin Hot Cheetos 10:55 Cape Cod Original 11:21 Bugles 11:41 Doritos Nacho Cheese 11:56 Doritos Cool Ranch 12:08 Doritos Spicy Sweet Chili 12:35 Doritos Spicy Nacho 12:52 Doritos 3D 12:52 Doritos 3D Cool Ranch 13:29 Fritos Original 13:43 Funyuns 14:07 Shapes Original Chicken Crimpy 14:16 Popcorners Sea Salt 14:30 Popcorners White Cheddar 14:52 Popcorners Kettle Corn 15:09 Stacy's Pita Chips 15:39 Sunchips Original 15:58 Sunchips French Onion 16:16 Sunchips Garden Salsa 16:23 Sunchips Harvest Cheddar

[@imbored3497]

You forgot the Cavanagh after bread/body of Jesus Christ

[@Onionloops]

W bro

[@WelshTommyTrolls2]

Thank you

[@battleboy8483]

How was this one of the top comments already? You are late by multiple years. Congratulations.

[@banjamal]

thx

[@TurkeyBlox_]

as a proud Australian and chicken shapes lover you have made me want to send a box of our little critters to your door maybe you can review how "nice" they are :)

[@typeduck9992]

😳

[@Crewwfoxxproductions]

Well let’s hope they’re used to the “confrontation” of New York

[@ZaneEdwardssingh]

Same with lays, Lays from our country hits different

[@stephendavis9634]

I agree

[@jlp_jester7878]

And where are smiths?

[@10bighotmen32]

the image of fatschlatt is stuck in my head and it's oddly uncomfortable

[@yourfellowcrow]

PFFTTTT HELP ITS NOW STUCK IN MY HEAD

[@theverminator9923]

Hey check mark

[@apriduck6566]

What's up checkmark

[@gremlinjax]

flatt

[@nersharific813]

What’s check, upmark?

[@reddisdead]

i love sequels

[@ARandomGuy7889]

I love you

[@apologeticshow]

@@ARandomGuy7889 bruh.

[@ARandomGuy7889]

@@apologeticshow I don’t love you

[@Moriko73]

doesn't everyone?

[@rainefisxher]

@@Moriko73 looks at Disney straight to dvd sequels... Yah.. love em '-'

[@Lilylovesy0u]

8:13 OMG SEA SALT VEGGIE STRAWS ARE THE BEST. PERSONALLY MY SECOND FAVORITE BESIDES THE BAKED LAYS ORIGINAL

[@sandy42069]

Stop yelling hoe

[@Sanrio_bonny]

14:11 the way the shapes box just shattered has me dead 💀

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

He genuinely seems a lot happier after buying the monkey statues I'm glad.

[@AxxLAfriku]

I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear tob

[@kirabean5441]

@@AxxLAfriku They are, stop uploading.

[@yousillygoose__]

@@AxxLAfriku Garbo.

[@ghostdivision21]

Monke balls cures depression?

[@Ozionian]

@@AxxLAfriku aye one look at your channel and I instantly clicked off hate that a lot

[@3lvisplay]

fun fact, here in sweden, the pringles man is still normal, not fucking destroyed

[@unknown__3366]

Same in England

[@avery2585]

same in germany

[@damb1858]

Bless yall in Europe. Mr. Pringles here in the States have been severely nerfed 😤

[@thisguy1762]

Same in ksa

[@Chaddosaurus_Rex]

In italy too

[@bonechiller3429]

Im glad I am not the only one who feels that way about Lays.

[@bdogstudios4848]

Lays fr overrated

[@Friscom]

At least lays did a good job with sour cream and onion

[@Friscom]

I mean bbq

[@Friscom]

I hate sour and cream and onion exempt for pringles

[@WelshTommyTrolls2]

I hate lays

[@mfcx3438]

this is one of my favourite videos on KZbin

[@salty_popcorn_]

Schlatt is turning himself into a real American. Love the progress.

[@mwebb8434]

Now all he needs are like 16 different guns and the nearest high school

[@pigeonlover1234]

@KY5 [10th Main Account] hope that is satire.

[@defectivepikachu4582]

@@pigeonlover1234 its a bait

[@ibranmlr6139]

Hmm

[@trashyhobo4957]

Dont take the bait harambe

[@sienna341]

Schlatt: “Im not even gonna eat it” *proceeds to eat the chip*

[@JHobieDance]

Doritos 3D used to be good back in the day

[@WinterDash57]

I believe he ate the Hot Fries since he said he was gonna keep eating them as he rated the chips, but I could be wrong.

[@imnolongerhereeeee5717]

Time Stamp?

[@CRISISEYERNA]

@@WinterDash57 he did

[@ayelocatihwkw1003]

We have the same name and it’s spelled the right way!

[@brodynoochies96]

This is the first video I saw of schlatt and been watching ever since. Thanks for making content for us to watch 👍

[@user-xz9gd9cr5n]

Mine was the serial ranking

[@awesomeness_man9550]

Honestly schlatt doing a juice tier list would be pretty fun

[@kusair5202]

His toilet: oh fuck no

[@Bruhssheep]

OBAMA TRIANGE

[@peeweepenguin1776]

No no no no no no NOOOOO

[@berciberci7693]

He better not sleep on my boy fanta

[@lauens]

More like soda

[@angel404]

you did not just put baked lays on S tier. i thought i was the only one that loved those.

[@cheekymonkey275]

Woah, there so good!

[@stvicz_9684]

sameee

[@Chancemm]

I like you channel name

[@AdamJ103_]

Heeey !

[@virtueisdead]

YOO SAME

[@BackFllip]

I love how he gets so worked up

[@bowl3369]

schlatt these videos are timeless classics. you better make another one.

[@LeBronistherealgoat]

Schlatt: talking about Pringles *"And I will never forgive them for what they did to my boy"* Literally that exact moment I get a Pringles ad

[@evanmontague9456]

*capitalism* lmao

[@tomwill9353]

Holy crap, it happened to me too

[@qalexjohn3319]

Me too, the same one he was talking about too lol

[@samueldell2176]

Schlatt talking bad about Lays cheddar and sour cream then saying that lays should take notes form Ruffles… Me knowing that Lays owns both

[@jonbus766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmXbYqCZms6qd6s

[@IIiiiLiiOiiIii]

That’s the joke

[@tracyhelen6736]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4vMnapna69mbtU

[@universe67]

Schlatt really *did* offend more than half of the world in the first 3 minutes of the video

[@arandomxenomorph9271]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who enjoys some lays baked chips

[@squiresquash9628]

jschlatt: "I'm not even gonna eat them!" Also jschlatt: Proceeds to eat them

[@freebooterluckless]

Eat my chips you naughty dumping

[@zacklp3844]

lmao

[@tracyhelen6736]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4vMnapna69mbtU

[@jared9493]

www.youtubeuis.com/watch?v=COzQiwDsaDqT

[@mycoachknowsthesheriff8396]

This is why I love Schlatt. I don’t even eat chips but I still watched this whole chips tier list

[@l_2745]

We don’t watch for the concept we watch for Schlatt

[@jellyboy3728]

@@l_2745 yes

[@raiden895]

How tf do you not eat chips

[@Shaisegall998]

@@l_2745 the man that cant be cancelled from cancel culture

[@l_2745]

@@Shaisegall998 he’s invincible

[@thxtsxicidxl7295]

I can't be the only one rewatching it at least once a year.

[@Tomm-610]

wait till shalge learns about philly cheesesteak flavored pringles :)

[@bigboopus5059]

This is the strongest I've ever seen Schlatt's New York accent. If he gets fat on top of that, he might become a national threat... a big guy, if you will.

[@actualgarbage8549]

@Тоmmylnit 🅥 thanks

[@lichy2390]

can confirm this shit is strong

[@jonbus766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnSopmVnqLmZpKs

[@4Four_Studios]

He's already a national threat. What do you mean?

[@joeypaulzine3769]

I never realized he had one

[@dymiren5573]

schlatt: all you've gotta do is make one of the products blue!? also schlatt: has two plushies that are just orange and blue

[@Calhoun815]

Also buys the blue King Kong balls statue

[@someoneyoucantknoq7498]

ahahaha

[@Johnnnyyy10]

1:11 “ I f**king hate lays, they are too airy and too f**king greasy “ this is the whole reason why Pringles a thing. 14:11 Bro was too stunned to speak.

[@13B-POWAH]

Doritos: good shape for dipping, good flavour Doritos 3D: not a good shape for dipping, mid flavour

[@trilogyprions9924]

I appreciate how varied his S-Tier Chips were. They all have their flavor and texture niches to make it to the top. Despite me not actually trying most of the chips, since I'm in another freaking country.

[@tracyhelen6736]

m.kzbin.info/www/bejne/o4vMnapna69mbtU

[@ulysses988]

Baked lays are garbage

[@TheTruepanther]

Why?

[@extraslayar4585]

@@ulysses988 Every mans garbage is another ones treasure

[@damnfeds7032]

www.youtubeuis.com/watch?v=3xd5pZMbtZEc

[@nateanderson2675]

Schlatt is the only one that understands the importance and value of the E Tier. It’s the tier for things that suck ass but have at least 1 or 2 redeeming qualities that make it superior to the Fs but still worse than the Ds.

[@bat2564]

Well.. yeah

[@jonbus766]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmXbYqCZms6qd6s

[@NevaehEvol]

years later, the lack of Lays Chile Limón is so tragic

[@DummyModder]

I love this list. I use it as my base. Do a mac & cheese tier-list please

[@Sneyk64]

"If I put something in my mouth, it better be hard!" - Jschlatt

[@beanclient8062]

wait a f*cking minute

[@edmundjasper5412]

thats a motto to live by

[@Sneyk64]

@@edmundjasper5412 I already live by it

[@TheVickymac]

AYO A BIT SUS

[@axolotlgang2633]

Mmm yes

[@allimatics3D]

"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fcking bag of veggie flavored straws" my new favorite quote

[@AuGrrr]

Well I happen to have them..m

[@Echo_1773]

@@AuGrrr 😐 u got the whole squad laughing

[@TheCupcakeGobbler]

​@@Echo_1773Imagine being a year late to that comment.

[@Echo_1773]

imagine me not knowing what the fuck i meant by that @@TheCupcakeGobbler

[@commanderblueproduction2401]

Yall are so late bruhhhh

[@SingJay76]

Got a full box of veggie straws for free one of the best days of my life

[@jennadrawsandgames2468]

The funniest part is that he had Popcorn in the list, AND HE PUT IT IN A TIER. Smartfood White Cheddar Popcorn IS GREAT!

[@SoudaStudios88]

My hometown makes their own chips. They are called Sterzings, and they’re a good chip to eat with Anderson Erickson sour cream and onion dip. They recently changed the recipe that’s even healthier. I’d love to see Schlatt try them.

[@temmiethetem4803]

Haha I live in a place known for hotdogs (What is my life)

[@SPEDGroupYT]

@@temmiethetem4803 same. Ours is Zweigles

[@thetruesoybean9256]

My town has a chip brand called Hartley’s! They’re my favorite chip brand, especially their barbecue flavor.

[@lachietzarov2585]

all my Berlington homies be like:

[@noahfrede452]

Man, Sterzings are just really oily, it's hard to eat them without a dip.

[@JakeCuster]

There was a brief period where Doritos had their “late night” flavors, and cheeseburger was one of them. It sounds bad in theory, but I have never had as good of a chip than the cheeseburger Doritos and I still haven’t forgiven them for discontinuing them

[@joshuamark9316]

Yeah, reminds me of pringles pizza chip. Tastes absolutely nothing like pizza, but I actually really like it.

[@binbo2428]

@@joshuamark9316 pringles also had a cheeseburger flavor and it was amazing but they also discontinued it

[@beangobernador]

yeah

[@k1llallhumanz208]

@Ysabela cool

[@NoTraceOfSense]

I had some taco lime flavored Doritos in Japan. Of course they were good.

[@Toaster_Weevil]

Unironically, I agree with at least 90% of this. His takes here are actually fucking excellent.

[@73vennights.]

schlatt is single handedly gonna help my chips pallete

[@munchie3909]

Jschlatt: I’m not gonna eat them. Also Jschlatt: proceeds to eat them

[@charlize3445]

HAHA i was looking for this comment

[@Sun_Aybss]

he probity meant on Carma

[@alyxsager2485]

@@charlize3445 Me too😂😂😂🤣

[@Tokiko]

jerma moment

[@danshesafighterholdhertigh609]

If Schlatt doesn’t make a new second channel called Schlatt Blue Heat where he uploads all of his videos exactly the same but with a blue filter, I’m gonna be real pissed

[@sekoseko7150]

Ohhhh kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc ……………..

[@jaxonmanning712]

I love this idea

[@Josh-rm4dj]

Technically the blue heat doesn’t have lime flavor with the pepper flavor it’s just the pepper flavor. The red ones are pepper and lime.

[@subman.]

I love how he wore the same shirt in the chip tear list and in the cereal one.

[@zafarsheikh300]

Lays also has another chips company called wavy and it has three flavors: BBQ, black salt, Ranch and my favorite flaming hot

[@puzzLEGO]

I can just imagine schlatt at the store getting one of every chip packet while the other customers stare at him

[@paolovincedelgado559]

what's up checkmark

[@mr.nobody7176]

Check mark and only 1 reply (excluding me) that kinda makes me wanna say KZbin dead,XD.

[@williamlastname]

@@mr.nobody7176 yes because you are REQUIRED BY LAW to reply to a verified account

[@Diluted2654]

I refuse Edit: wait-

[@mr.nobody7176]

@@Diluted2654 LOL

[@ARomeo16]

He should make ones about Oreos I love his controversial opinions they make my day

[@roliks6998]

I think, instead he should do "Cookies tier list" where he could include the oreos

[@leonjacobwood1616]

Schlatt is the king of controversy mate

[@Themilkman64]

What about cookies you find at the supermarket?

[@justsaltysheep9926]

me too 👍

[@grabble7605]

@@plort111 There are 85 flavors of Oreo across the board with 20 to 30 being in common circulation (counting Thins).

[@Nick12_45]

9:57 i have no words for this

[@fatguylittlestream]

Baked Lays is no1. A man of culture my dude.

[@omg_theyk1lledk3nny_youbas68]

"bro.. you're just moving your tongue slowly across the nooks and crannies of all the chips." I have never felt so connected to a sentence in my whole fucking life.

[@siravyaverageyoutuber5802]

sounds extremely S U S

[@ikunastu1590]

SUS

[@ikunastu1590]

@Random man what would you say if u where an atheist in that paragraph XD

[@silasharris6797]

When he pulled out those baked lays. No one has ever included the best chip in a tier list. Thank you, Big guy. Thank you. btw, the entire rest of the list was wrong.

[@eggbag4182]

BBQ baked chips are better.

[@Unpug]

LOL

[@Madd0628]

No sour cream and onion baked lays are better

[@carsonthornton4107]

@@eggbag4182 this is why your parents are divorced

[@carmesy9066]

@@carsonthornton4107 war is gonna explode

[@blackdeer2048]

As a fellow lays hater, Shag is my new favorite KZbinr

[@castlecat-gb9bb]

This makes me want ruffles cheddar and sour cream, Pringles Memphis bbq, bbq lays, and some chips and queso. Man im hungry

[@georgemathewson923]

Schlatt: aggressively throws shapes in rage Also schlatt: hAhA pOpCoRnErS

[@envixity1307]

Thats a felony in aus

[@yallmindifipersona4795]

@@envixity1307 Deadass?

[@krs4395]

@@envixity1307 remember that Americans get the bad version of Shapes that we rejected.

[@envixity1307]

@@yallmindifipersona4795 no but you will be harrassed by many people. shapes are unique and have a lot of flavours. some like lamington are dogshit and you never want to eat them, others like chicken krimpie are the best

[@envixity1307]

@@krs4395 true

[@usmanfatih6436]

nah uk sour cream and onion pringles slap, I want to inform you to watch your back.

[@bgjck]

Classic Lays are like Vanilla ice cream, basic but don't need to do anything else because they're already great

[@TheGOAT_]

How does he not like onions? This looks like a man who munches on onions.

[@soupmadeofsoup]

FRFR

[@totallynottitan126]

Schlatt is an ogre, after all.

[@taggerung_]

@@totallynottitan126 youre thinking of garlic

[@megamatthew75]

@@taggerung_ you mean onions? 'Ogres have layers' and onions do while garlic does not.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

This thread is confusing- is he Wario or Shrek? Make up your minds people

[@biggayboi2797]

I’d love to see Jschlatt do a soda or just beverage tier list, I enjoyed the cereal and chips tier list a lot.

[@gavind351]

For a second I thought you were said you put pop in your cereal

[@soildier]

Me and you the same Gavin

[@spark4287]

Or a candy tier list

[@potatolord1234]

I panicked cause I didnt remember putting a comment on a video lol

[@Dracon350]

i dunno about that man. schlatt seems to have a bad habit of throwing particularly awful things.

[@TheSillyGoober5]

Pringles Sour cream and Onion in E is the biggest crime I've ever seen anyone commit

[@minecraftandfortnite1908]

what about the two other flavors of veggie straws? cheddar cheese and zesty ranch

[@yaimlati]

As a christian, veggie straws was the only shit they would give at church and school (I went to a christian school) so its an honor big man put this at S tier

[@nidus8175]

Not a Christian (agnostic) but there is something so humbling about them that’s just instant childhood nostalgia, whether it’s parting or doing some math problems in the 3rd grade. They take you back to some weird charm of comfort and gratefulness. They deserve that S and more.

[@CubeShip]

finally some veggie chads

[@reverseli]

My mother would just buy like giant bags of veggie straws for me because Im the only person in my family who likes them

[@leweishi3124]

Are regular chips spawn of satan or something? They just do not give anything other than veggie straws?

[@reverseli]

@@leweishi3124 nah it’s probably just because they wanted something healthy

[@andrewhaywood6277]

As an Australian watching him throw the shapes pained me

[@Exsistentiam]

he probably hasn't had the pizza or nacho flavored ones, but I do feel your pain.

[@jacksonfreitas27]

Tore my soul from my body

[@exobot6098]

@@Exsistentiam Those ones are shit.

[@merggieeee8520]

im up to that part rn and i need to take a breather, shapes are so good dude

[@Sl1tingwebz]

Least they had there Australian chaos and went everywhere

[@gavinthegreaser7508]

Finally someone gets me about cool ranch

[@Mr.penguin_editz]

I fr feel like the madagascar penguins when I eat Cheeto puffs

[@ducky0nqu4ck94]

He's the definition of "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed."

[@unknownboi6606]

69 baby

[@ExtrQuark]

but the exact opposite

[@Amat3ur_h0ur]

@@ExtrQuark Lays: schlatt are you disappointed at us? schlatt: I’m not disappointed, I’m just mad

[@xanderreed4105]

"I'm not msd, Im just disappointed" is a Frank Heffley quote I'm pretty sure.

[@trashhuman3977]

Schlatt going on and on about how he hates lays and then revealing that baked lays are his favorite chip is the twist of the century

[@sodasalad7705]

Two very different things

[@piesayshello5509]

Well they are better.

[@AIeksBush]

*”Schlatt”

[@adequate0003]

Eye on the TV 'Cause tragedy thrills me Whatever flavour It happens to be like; Killed by the husband Drowned by the ocean Shot by his own son She used the poison in his tea And kissed him goodbye That's my kind of story It's no fun 'til someone dies Don't look at me like I am a monster Frown out your one face But with the other Stare like a junkie Into the TV Stare like a zombie While the mother Holds her child Watches him die Hands to the sky crying Why, oh why? 'Cause I need to watch things die From a distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all need it too, don't lie Why can't we just admit it? Why can't we just admit it? We won't give pause until the blood is flowing Neither the brave nor bold The writers of stories sold We won't give pause until the blood is flowing I need to watch things die From a good safe distance Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies You all feel the same so Why can't we just admit it? Blood like rain come down Drawn on grave and ground Part vampire Part warrior Carnivore and voyeur Stare at the transmittal Sing to the death rattle La, la, la, la, la, la, la-lie Credulous at best, your desire to believe in angels in the hearts of men. Pull your head on out your hippy haze and give a listen. Shouldn't have to say it all again. The universe is hostile. so Impersonal. devour to survive. So it is. So it's always been. We all feed on tragedy It's like blood to a vampire Vicariously I, live while the whole world dies Much better you than I

[@lily-annw]

True

[@doublecheezburgerextrafries]

Its funny that at 14:07 he chucks the shapes chips and it sounds like LEGO's falling apart in those old LEGO games

[@elliotmoonridge6481]

I am so glad that Sun chips rated high. I was worried they would get dunked on, but I'm glad to see some Sun chips love.

[@thatdarnguy3050]

Soda tierlist when? I need to know Schlatts opinion on Dr. Pepper

[@smokezz2422]

hes gonna say that its taste like literal cough medicine and is absolutely ass but good at the same time and put it at c

[@gabrielfasching2227]

dr pepper is the best soda no 🧢

[@thatdarnguy3050]

@@smokezz2422 i love me some dr. Pepper but im totally fine with getting clowned on by schlatt, as he insult evryone who ever even had the thought of liking it and that its absolut garbag, and then putting it in C tier above Coke zero

[@thatdarnguy3050]

@@gabrielfasching2227 bro you ever had dr.pepper cream float? That shit slaps On GOD on god

[@gabrielfasching2227]

@@thatdarnguy3050 haha no i have not, i do enjoy cherry dr pepper every once in a while, but you’ll never go wrong with the original

[@SchoolDeskInk]

Listen, I like Sour Cream and Onion Lays chips And yes, I agree that they are disgusting

[@MrGamis]

Sounds slutty.... But I agree

[@matthiaswalter8247]

I like em too! I think they are a bit gross, but they are my fave lays chips!

[@cproductions8146]

Same

[@Arthurblacklungmorgan1899]

no salt and vinegar is worse

[@Gerald-of-Riviera]

I ate so much of them as a kid, it just tastes horrible now. Lays in general are just not my type of chip

[@Officialmach1yoyo]

andy capp fries 100% my go-to gas station snack

[@thecapybara333]

U should do a drink or chocolate tierr list

[@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms]

Ya ever notice how when there are weird "off-color" products like the blue takis, or glacial cherry/those clear mixed berry gatorades or whatever, it's usually a red item turned into another color? That's because red dye is a very common allergy, so they're making products people with that allergy (Like me!) can have. Yellow and blue are also common allergies, but a lot of snacks and candies have loads of red dye in them, so they make substitutes with other colors so they're not boring and beige. Also I got so hyped over hot fries, those were my childhood. I live like 10 minutes from where I grew up and literally cannot find them anywhere except the specific neighborhood I grew up in. Dollar Generals do seem to sell them though. Make nachos with them, it's ungodly.

[@lr-]

Actually quite interesting! Ever since I first saw Blue Takis I've been scratching my head as to what the meaning of the blue was.

[@GiraffeFlavoredCondoms]

@@lr- I'm sure some of it is just marketing tbf, different colors are attention grabbing, like purple ketchup when I was a kid lol. But I do also know that dye allergies are on the rise, mostly in kids so I think we're gonna be seeing this more and more. I (23) was in the earlier "wave" of people developing dye allergies so seeing products switch to different colors or natural dyes/dyeless things has been something I'm keenly aware of.

[@united8586]

@@lr- blue takis are way hotter. don’t know what people are trying to grasp at when saying they are the exact same.

[@xndmoo9734]

thanks for the information Giraffe FlavoredCondoms

[@redneckjenkins9527]

Nut

[@jedfry1298]

shlatt: pull out box of shapes literally every aussie: o: shlatt: throws and destroys a box of shapes literally every aussie: ;-;

[@sketches2522]

What is your favourite flavour or shapes?

[@JimmyBot05]

@@sketches2522 savoury

[@Olliver666]

U haven’t LIVED if you haven’t tried balsamic salt and vinegar shapes

[@ebblepebble]

I got pretty mad when he said they were bad , shapes are made by God himself.

[@angusmcnally6784]

No twisties T-T

[@TheSteepOG]

Baked lays is fire

[@SmogsInSmoke]

Here in Canada we are force to Cheeto’s puffs and if you want the crunch ones you have to buy something called cheezeys

[@RishvantVenketesh]

No you don't, I live in Toronto and I see crunchy everywhere in walmart and whenever I go to the gas station and they are always there

[@sl0thgames324]

I love how schlatt was like, "I'm done with posting" and then was definitely not fucking done posting

[@vic_x]

the monkey balls brought back his interest in doing youtube

[@slayin9331]

The fact that schlatt encourages his cancelation makes me fear big guy even more.

[@BigGuy-number]

salt and vinegar chips are my favorite

[@Endergod4754]

@@BigGuy-number me too

[@dingdawng]

@@Endergod4754 me three

[@noir_wolfe1099]

I'd like this comment but its perfectly 222 rn so I'm not gonna

[@dingdawng]

@@noir_wolfe1099 good news, you can like it

[@rottenfrogbones663]

Liked for the ruffles cheddar and sour cream take, an absolute banger of a chip 11/10

[@Digotol]

As someone who doesn’t like cheesy chips I can say wholeheartedly ruffles does it perfectly

[@mr.misty-eyed623]

His least favorite chips: Lays His most favorite chip of all time: Lays

[@THATS_ALLFOLKS]

*hes on both teams so he wins either way*

[@ChalkyChelky]

@@skurlenk6564 its only illegal if he gets caught

[@bobsock8718]

We have lays in my country. Basically only lays

[@ketchup2755]

Logic 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[@carvidz7504]

I kinda agree with him. Sometimes the do be bussin but sometimes they are crap

[@salamanderxrs7587]

Schlatt: "I'm not going to eat that!" Schlatt: *Eats It*

[@cheeseface6328]

Baked sour cream and cheddar Ruffles are goated

[@killnswitch7344]

This list is criminal

[@PBCPFST]

Let’s play a game of “how many ants does jschlatt find in his room”

[@ikunastu1590]

Or , how many homeless people can you lure into your house :o

[@gatyandsawagainwowie]

@@ikunastu1590 about 16 trillion

[@spaghettbaguette4877]

My brother!

[@nime934]

I think the amount of screaming schlatt does makes the ants more toxic than a twitter community trying to explain how pokemon cards are too sexual and rascist

[@ikunastu1590]

@@nime934 holy shit

[@2bboe98]

“I’m gonna offend someone” offends twitter by existing still good person to watch lol i enjoy his videos

[@ledog9979]

I mean, we are talking about the platform that bullied a child (tommyinnit) so hard they needed therapy, and when they announced they were leaving twitter (smart move), they proved his point by bullying him more. Great platform lmao

[@Remcoms]

Lol who cares about Twitter why do we still need to give those idiots the attention they want?

[@alexanderblack6619]

@@ledog9979 my idea of hell is being on the wrong end of a twitter fanbase

[@cheesemaster1481]

I'm pretty sure breathing air is 'offensive' to Twitter

[@cheesemaster1481]

@@Remcoms You've got a point, that's what they want, if we give them attention, they will continue being idiots

[@lunarlotl]

accidentially clicked on this video after missing a notification not complaining tho, you've earned yourself a sub!

[@NevaehEvol]

schlatts love of veggie straws is so relatable

[@inkiaio1616]

“I will become submissive and breedable for veggie straws” well I certainly didn’t expect that

[@dirtydan2902]

Fax they bomb 💣

[@royalguardracing6341]

"You know if I put something in my mouth it better be hard" Schlatt _WHAT_

[@homelesst9]

i just want to say as a hot fries fan, andy capp does indeed know what he’s doing

[@cbut_1727]

Apologies for my comment. This Schlatt guy is making me angry on my KZbin platform

[@pgame20]

He really do tho

[@FivesArcTrooper]

For sure cheddar nice to

[@cadewardlaw5162]

Andy capps hot fries are my favorite too

[@juliette5756]

Agreed

[@Coreythetherian]

I am sad, that schlatt just threw a box of shapes, as a Aussie, and a schlatt simper, and fan, I’m going to go cry in the corner on my bed

[@jellojacks_]

LETS GO WE LOVE COOL RANCH

[@xooanawiimaster2632]

"I will make myself submissive and breedable just for a fucking bag of veggie straws" -Sclatt 2021 thats going in the quote book

[@lightnpc]

“ if i’m putting something in my mouth. it better be hard”

[@ems6046]

I need this to be my senior quote

[@lightnpc]

@@ems6046 remember to put -Some random dude in a youtube comment

[@ems6046]

@@lightnpc absolutely

[@vexdd]

Lol “sclatt”

[@therealsaltysebba9958]

My man straight up killed shapes, all of the Australians here have mobilised

[@Hayych.]

*slowly puts my packet of shapes away*

[@finn_ypjt]

not liking shapes here in australia is considered a sin.

[@getoffyoutubeandtouchgrass7725]

Jschlatt has never hurt me more. Cheese and bacon shapes are like my near favourites

[@glitchy_demon13]

I love Jshlatt but he hates shapes so now he must be cancelled. I'm sorry. U.U /j (/j = /Joke)

[@ZzbulletheadzZ]

@@glitchy_demon13 Please, don't ever put /j on anything again