Schlatt DRINKS and DRIVES (American Truck Simulator)

[@svica222]

"Drunk driving is not the problem, it's the drunk crashing" *Proceeds to drunk crash multiple times*

[@lawnside82]

🤣 🤣

[@3.-_7---_739]

thats gonna be hard to find in the video

[@svica222]

@@3.-_7---_739 It happened eventually, not right after the sentence

[@indygirlfriend]

"You'll know I'm drunk when my driving begins to suffer" Proceeds to veer off the road

[@laszlonagy02]

It's a game. He did not talked about the game at all when he talked about that.

[@NaOkii]

My favorite part is Schlatt screaming "Great song" and me, the VOD viewer just hears non copyright lofi

[@samm5746]

It took me awhile to realize he WASNT listening to lofi 🥲

[@ratbitch6801]

@@samm5746 HE'S NOT? I feel so dumb. He plays lofi at the end of videos and in the weekly slap so I wouldnt be surprised

[@mellohivspigstep3873]

:')

[@h3art_l0cket]

The time is 40:50 lol 🥲

[@Humming_bird26]

i put songs on my own lmao i listen to spotify lol

[@yeoldpepsi]

1:28:33 "I'm gonna purposefully go to a rest stop and just rest just so it's daytime, I'm tired of this night time drivin'': Schlatt discovers IRL trucker meta in realtime

[@TheFearsomeFanagle]

“If I sleep during the night I can drive during the day” 400 IQ maneuver

[@station428]

The funny thing is when he said that it was 5:30am

[@jbez175]

How did I see this comment exactly at 1:28:33?😂

[@curllum]

Schlatt is like that one family member that isn’t actually related to you but everyone calls him uncle anyways

[@Bocaj04560]

XD true

[@CMOplayz]

298 likes but 1 reply let me fix that

[@Aperson11028]

I had one I called him uncle Dylon his name is not Dylon anyway he cut my dad off after he went to jail Also I call my grandma grandma Lucy but her name is not Lucy I just gave people new names as a kid or something oh my god

[@corean0o695]

HE LITERALLY LAUGHS LIKE A DAD THIS STREAM FELT LIKE SITTING IN THE BACK SEAT OF YOUR DADS TRUCK WELL HE RAMBLES ON ABOUT SOMETHING IN THE FRONT

[@LukeNasti]

Dude you just gave me a flashback to like 19 years ago. Has every experienced this lol

[@never_liked_cornflakes]

Reminds me of that one time when me and my dad went on a very long road trip to Iowa (We live in Idaho)

[@TunkerWunker]

@@never_liked_cornflakes that’s not real

[@never_liked_cornflakes]

@@TunkerWunker wut

[@jasperthegh0st_]

But without the bug juice 🥺

[@TheGreaterDane]

“Schlatt” bemoaning the amount of money he gets fined while continuing to drive like an unhinged maniac is beautiful poetry

[@a-10warthog23]

This entire comment is a lot to unpack and it's wonderful

[@kazmiumx]

Schribtishits*

[@Quentino808]

This is a weird but nice middle ground between Schlatt and the weekly slap. Hope he does more chill streams here and tht

[@PhoenixTwoFiftySix]

here and tht

[@CharlesWeezer]

tht

[@greatone6196]

tht and here

[@bred9901]

tht and tht

[@CharlesWeezer]

and here tht

[@raxzofstaxz]

31:05 "No one trucks like me. They call me the trucker. They call me the long haul." Me: "You're going 79 in a 55 zone.." "They call me 80 mph in a 55."

[@shradinx]

They call me 56 mph in a 45

[@jstar3382]

Fun fact, going 20 over the limit goes from a ticket to a misdemeanor and is waay worse

[@gforce_101]

I found this comment when he said this lol

[@dwyl183]

80 in a 55 aint shit lol try 115 in a 55 /hj

[@Modsu]

schlatt yelling at connor while he doesn't know what he's doing is giving me flashbacks to learning how to drive from my father 💀

[@sierra121cyan]

learning stick with your father is worse

[@HumbleTrooper]

Schlatt is the only guy who can do this for almost 8 hours and still make it entertaining

[@Crane-Az3]

It’s crazy, I did a 5 hour session of VR Minecraft with this in the background, shits relaxing

[@sailorstarchild]

It's unfortunate that he can't play the copyrighted music on the VODs, driving and then hearing Rush and David Bowie was next level.

[@al1essoolow556]

I just hope someone recorded this with the original sound and put it on youtube, despite copyright violations...

[@alistocracy]

Isn't twitch more strict with copyright though? How'd he get away with it there

[@Moon-ms4cy]

@@alistocracy just went to twitch you get more music but then if a super song appears it mutes it all anyways id perfer at least hearing music and some moments of blank

[@KingNinVODs]

@@alistocracy The copyrighted parts of a VOD just get muted by Twitch. I'm not really sure how to even get a copyright strike on Twitch since it seems to get handled automatically. But yeah, in my experience, nothing really happens other than parts of your VOD getting muted.

[@alistocracy]

@@KingNinVODs Ah I see

[@Big_RandyTM]

The difference between drunk “Schlatt” and sober “Schlatt” is a single beer.

[@Carma_H]

Yeah, most likely

[@roc-noK]

skill issue

[@jaydennnnn1yo]

It’s crazy how such a wealthy man like J would have dual monitors and still not notice he was rolling back. This goes to prove how involving he is as a trucker streamer, he is willing to slow down his very important load just to cater to his dear loyal viewers. I know you’re only a small streamer Schucker, but I support you 100%

[@jackcowan8318]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 respect but KZbin isn’t a church.

[@mikeg6285]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 but why?

[@aetheriox463]

@@reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 with all due respect, i ask why should i listen?

[@jordankasaur7340]

@@jackcowan8318 it's playing into the schlatt is jokingly religious thing. Read the last paragraph it's just Jesus talking about burning people in hell lol

[@sleepybean21]

the gutteral scream after 2:21:26 gets me everytime. Never could've stopped crying after what "Schlatt" had done

[@crescendo_8977]

the best part is, the accident at 2:24:42 would’ve happened if this was real life so that was a genuine accident, schlatt followed all traffic laws he was just stupid

[@ConRad355]

🤣🤣🤣

[@wormicide3651]

Here's a few timestamps since these are 3 streams in one 0:22 - first stream. Starts chill, lots of chaos later on 2:28:55 - second stream. Chaos. Connor joins about an hour in 5:01:35 - third stream. Really really chill and cozy. Personal favorite 6:54:57 - worlde interlude, he goes back to truck simulator right after.

[@T_R_wA]

Tha nk

[@EvaX3c]

Thanks broski

[@bababagelbrain]

Champ

[@timh5413]

the uss liberty was me

[@HANDSSSS]

Dec. 15 1999

[@mrpaatrick9355]

5:18:20 for the perfectly timed 'fuck you' dono. You're welcome :) Edit: 1k likes?! Noice.

[@Nai_101]

Thanks

[@Nova_Alexander]

5:21:35 as well :)

[@sypzzii]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@TheSutanian]

That's the real pull of this stream

[@Crackdoza_lol]

Legend

[@bucciarati1873]

2:24:30 He crashes really hard into another car. Just bookmarking for myself.

[@TheOneAndOnlyMark1245]

Bro ramped💀

[@professionalneet5820]

Watching schlatt in situations where people would normally die is really eye opening to why most traffic laws exist

[@pinhead7422]

Don't mind me just leavin some personal highlights 1:02:28 "Ten and two officer" 2:24:02 Schlatt waves at the truck passing him, then at 2:24:35 fucking dies 3:18:55 Schlatt's old friend DrMantisTobogganDDS sends a donation

[@OverBakedPotato]

also 1:19:25 is hilarious

[@Creeksidefawn]

THANK YOU 🙏

[@illbreakurniconicokneecaps3735]

also 1:48:06 "I love sucking patriot co-"

[@Crabapplez]

5:37:11 Thanks Schlatt. My Girlfriend loved your message! Shes making me sleep on the couch...

[@SupremeGarlicBread]

😔

[@Schizophrenic-girl-in-my-head]

Lol

[@dimples2270]

Hah. What did ya do?

[@zoomrrmcgee]

Dude you've got a completely different name

[@jonathancasper04]

@@zoomrrmcgee People have different usernames on Twitch and KZbin.

[@moistfeesh5778]

Watched all of it in one go. Lost sleep, gained virginity but all in all had a good time

[@Laughing_Dragon]

wha- how did you gai- yah know what, its Schlatt, I don't need to ask, its like asking how people sound high for some reason after BINGE watching Swaggersouls, or start saying Mate and such after watching a bit or more of Philza, lol.

[@xiscaw]

holy fuck bro this shit took me like 3 days to watch i have no idea how you can sit in one place for that long without putting a gun in your mouth and pulling the trigger but good job ig

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@xiscaw usually by having the stream in the background as you do stuff, like if I'm playing a game or something, and when I dont have anything else I'd wanna do, fully watch it. Lol.

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@xiscaw I also forgot that there just are people like you who cant sit still for too long XD!

[@moistfeesh5778]

@@Laughing_Dragon you are right I did cook while he was streaming but still watched the whole way through

[@VauxhaIIOpel]

Very smart of Schlatt to record his mic and the game audio SEPARATE from the stream audio (which had the music). Lets him post VODs without copyrighted music. Kinda genius.

[@matttully3178]

Do you know the exact playlist that he uses in this video. There’s a song around 32:40 that is really good but I can’t find it anywhere.

[@snoffle2028]

1:19:23 "once my driving starts to suffer, thats when you know im drunk"

[@strikelegend57]

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

[@cl0msy]

I like how he says he’s gonna drink and drive then he pulls over at a sign that says “DRINK” “DRIVE” “LOSE”

[@hackmxn]

5:18:24 is the single most greatest moment in the history of live-streaming 💀 💀 💀

[@arteckjay6537]

Not even close. However, Schlatt banning the stans was. So close enough, same streamer

[@wykon6700]

@@arteckjay6537 I'm glad I was there when the great purge happened

[@squirtle8060]

See along time ago. There was this bridge.

[@Flapcatz6]

:)

[@Insignia27]

same@@wykon6700

[@uhohmemebiggestboy212]

I love how every time he drinks there's almost immediately a sign saying "don't drink and drive" lmao

[@jpegdestroyer]

6:12:36 is probably the best part because he's so genuine and truthful and then nearly crashes his truck

[@caseycoffey7569]

2:24:25 “GET OUTTA THE WAY” Ramps car and leaves

[@manahakume9870]

4:04:00 Conner looks like a kid learning to drive a big rig from his dad XD

[@dimples2270]

I just got my license and now seeing how terrifyingly close he keeps getting to other cars when he drifts into the other lanes just makes my anxiety go soooo much.

[@samsbitter]

Im telling you, driving alone is scary as fuck for the first month, find stuff that makes you uncomfortable abd just do it over and over. as stupid as it sounds when i first started driving, pulling into parking lots and drives way always fucked me up. I did a shit ton of tight turns and got more comfortable. :D

[@Laughing_Dragon]

@@samsbitter thats actually good advice, in one end your trying to add things to your comfort zone within driving, while on the other hand, you get a ton of practice. but sadly thats probably not so good on your wallet when needing to get gas XD!

[@hereshire4755]

@@Laughing_Dragon especially nowadays, with how high gas prices are, if they live in America.

[@matthewwynn3025]

@@hereshire4755 yeah, gas is so damn expensive now lol

[@dallasrouge6268]

@@matthewwynn3025 everything is so damn expensive tbh

[@zachh2809]

Idk why, but him laughing at his own joke makes it 100 times funnier: 5:12:28

[@bucciarati1873]

His laughter is extremely contagious🤣

[@loreteller.]

As a Texan, I can _totally_ confirm that's how we drive through the nonexistent roundabouts we have

[@schmuuuck]

truck sim is so fun just to drive around doing nothing but listening to music

[@Flerb420]

Maybe you should just consider truckin' as a career path the bröther, it'd pretty good money tbh

[@ironwario9184]

@@Flerb420 Some people like being home sometimes. :/

[@monkeymoment6478]

@@ironwario9184 Then that some people won’t make any money

[@JohnFartblast]

@@ironwario9184 Oh no wittle baby likes bewing home oh noes!! Aww Aw you sad?? Aww Wittle baby

[@tuxtitan780]

@@JohnFartblast I just wanted to let you know- that bait sucks and you're absolutely terrible at trolling

[@religiouspistol9216]

16:27 The fact that he started drinking next to a drink driving warning sign 😂

[@bonjolt]

this is so good for sleeping. not that he’s boring, we all know he isn’t. something about this vod is so cozy

[@CheeseTreeFilms]

agreed, I've been slowly chipping away it this 20 minutes at a time before bed every other night

[@riceyummy]

It's like falling asleep when your driving to a vacation house in the middle of the night and your just over hearing the driver and the person next to them talking to keep each other awake

[@cornybram845]

It's like falling asleep in the back of the car on a roadtrip :)

[@lumapop8245]

i love how schlatt is so happy he made the destination and then immediately kills a family of four

[@kleckani1264]

You should do a chuckle sandwhich episode where you all just play truck simulator and talk to each other as if you were radioing

[@filmpeople1051]

That would actually be sick

[@ToxicLemonsyeah]

i doubt itll happen but thatd be pretty cool

[@kleckani1264]

Imagine the green screen and edits

[@a-10warthog23]

So... infinite cussing?

[@evanpostma4684]

In online mode there actually is a CB radio that players can use to communicate

[@Shlosched]

20:05 he drives under a sign that says “don’t drive drunk” lmfao

[@TPK_MAKG]

Classic schlatt always goofing about!

[@StrongBoi765]

i also noticed that lol

[@lovelybruises5031]

42:46 that was the most sincere "were okay" ive ever heard in my life lmaooo

[@kubludo]

Been watching this stream in parts each night to help me fall asleep. It's just such a chill stream. Interesting enough to listen, but calming enough to doze off, like you're on a long roadtrip and you're listening to your friends talk in the background

[@IndianaNorthWestern]

And then screaming because he fucking died

[@elliott7268]

Schlatt: serving around and hitting shit like it's nothing Schlatt when sees damage penalty: ***surprised Pikachu face***

[@ignismentha6505]

1:02:39 "Ten and two officer." I fucking LOST it

[@adamisthicc2499]

5:18:20 The funny NY accent dono

[@twxtchviewerr3103]

Tysm I've been seeing this clip everywhere and I've been tryna find it

[@littlebubba1]

This feels like listening to your dad ramble about random shit whilst your sitting in the backseat during a road trip.

[@OliverFijman]

43:02 Viewer: Stop for gas Schlatt: No stfu Viewer: Drink some more tequila Schlatt: Okay

[@bagaegul8935]

Recently I ended up quitting my first job that I had for a year and a half, which was quite terrible. I've been listening to the VODS on my down time whilst looking for new work. Much parasocial love to you Schlatt for the great streams and content that you provide!

[@Laughing_Dragon]

hope it goes well, for me and my brother we've had a shyte time looking for jobs, I was looking(until November of just last year) for a job to even INTERVIEW me since 2018...january...2018...so uhh, yeah. XD! I work at an IHOP rn with friendly co workers, and its pretty easy for what I do there. hope your next job is, if not fully enjoyable, you have fun/nice to be around co-workers, since if they are nice, and can be either funny or interesting to be around, that can actually make your day SO MUCH more tolerable, if not better entirely. there have been times where waking up, I just did NOT wanna work(low motivation) and going to work, even before I clock in, generally they just make me laugh, or just talk about interesting things around eachother and such. wish you luck with looking for your new job friendo! hopefully soon, and hopefully something good! stay safe!

[@epicassassin8502]

Hey you find a job yet

[@aj3295]

This is the most convincing argument against drunk driving

[@TheBlueScreenYT]

It’s funnier if you imagine that this is real and he’s just debating whether he should drink and drive

[@123deserted]

Hahahahahaha

[@mn_steelyboi648]

2:24:36 I love how he just jumps that Camaro like he’s driving a trophy truck

[@IsaHolten]

Schlatt driving down the highway and almost crashing multiple times, watching his kilometers go down, is kind of symbolically comparable to me finishing my internship, seeing the hours to go go down :)

[@Calthecool]

Chatter: (Says anything) Schlatt or Connor: "Ban that guy."

[@rxob]

Being a fan of "jschlattVODS" is like being a fan of Canadian Truckers.

[@steeleliftsyt]

The Sigma grind grustleset grustleberry vibes being emitted by this comment are grustfilled with basedness.

[@DrewHelander]

So a fan of basedness

[@tired247]

BASED

[@mr.banana-bread3973]

"I REALLY like driving." and not even 3 seconds later, "I should start drinking." See how easy it is to drink and drive? Clearly everyone should try it!

[@LiilYogurt]

There’s no danger if everyone does it

[@souakadpadkid6685]

@@LiilYogurt THEY CAN'T SHOOT ALL OF US!

[@AlexAnIdiot_]

He’s like my dad. Always telling the wildest stories that change my perception of him as a person.

[@dawnbeckett9179]

The fact that he continued to call the forklift on the back a tractor without even realizing it

[@allyoppsTR]

As a rural "jschlatt" enjoyer thanks for uploading the vods on youtube as twitch dont even load on 400kb/s internet, thanks big guy.

[@izzybeella8237]

yeah twitch ain't for us non-city dwellers but the vids are really cool!

[@pluto4483]

My hands are super sweaty and, with max volume and through a speaker, I clicked this on accident. The sheer primal fear I felt as He, Schlatt, spoke in His heavenly voice is nothing I ever have nor ever will feel again

[@satyrstudios4966]

My fav part of this is schlatt saying “This is just an Amazing song!” To copyright free background Lofi

[@sandgunslinger2739]

This is great to listen to in the background. The fact that it lasts so long means I don't have to switch to another video. The voices of the donations are funny, and the chill music + truck driving sounds aren't too loud compared to the other stuff.

[@monkee4622]

I used the other trucker vod to fall asleep to the other night. Who knew drunk driving could be so relaxing?

[@Pharry_]

lowkey watching schlatt drunk drive to royalty free lofi is such a good thing to have going in the background

[@void_4049]

Legit this is what I put on when I clean!!

[@jhuff8513]

46:30 i don’t think I’ve ever seen schlatt so disappointed w a chatter

[@showsomesignsoflife]

What did it say?

[@jhuff8513]

@@showsomesignsoflife “i was glad today i had a date with the boy of my dreams and i found out i had a throat build like white people have”

[@bobhope7557]

@@jhuff8513 💀

[@Sam-u-el-lee]

Can’t wait to see him trucking into Ottawa for no specific reason 😁

[@LordVader1094]

Ohhhh good one lol

[@leerman22]

Honking status: Still honking, too much traffic!

[@tired247]

@@LordVader1094 ever since I made the Unus Annus swirl my pfp, I see it everywhere lol

[@xdn22]

ew

[@atlas_is.yours_]

read this right when he said “im goin north to Ottawa”

[@krqne3226]

Schlatt really thinks he can put an 8 hour video out and expect us NOT to watch it in one sitting

[@ggzauxu]

7 hours is crazy.. im ready to watch all of it

[@curllum]

Schlatt is the kind of person you’d never want to be your therapist and then proceed to tell him all your deepest, darkest secrets

[@monigeko]

I had a dream that I was in American truck sim and was tryna hitchhike and Schlatt asked me to tell a joke then ran me over when he didn’t find it funny

[@rianwinters3417]

Sounds like schlatt

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

I love how you edit the VODs to have an intro and include certain parts of the Stream. It makes the whole thing less like a vid dump and more like planned content on the channel. Again, really love the stuff, keep it up!

[@thimque]

Love how chat is just a bunch of 12, 21, 6, 3, and 9 year olds stuck inside a truck with shlatt

[@Nonessentialsquid]

…

[@kazmiumx]

Yeah, In the real world it would be “schrit”s victims from 99’.

[@itstkb8061]

This calm driving makes me remember how calm that night in '99 was before "Schlatt" decided to Schlit someone's throat

[@YoltaPBVR]

Never felt more related to when he asked about driving with ur eyes closed to see how far you can make it

[@ch4rl1e51]

schlatt: this is my favorite song! twitch chat watching: *cat jam* people watching this vod: *only hears lofi* 🗿

[@greendean1]

5:18:17 your welcome

[@Jessamessaa]

I love the Lost Donutz ark

[@norsethenomad5978]

Thank you so much

[@Raska7]

Thank you good sir!

[@Imm0rtalcookie]

If i had a dollar every time schlatt mentioned Polynesian sauce I'd have more than i do currently.

[@dashinashell]

Me from Cali: recognizes coppers before he gets close Schlatt: “I got fined!” After passing up coppers

[@Ozloz]

Surprisingly, for someone who just got back into streaming after a *long* time, Schlatt is still really good at streaming. And also oddly positive

[@Auggie-]

16:26 HE LITTERLY PULLED OVER NEXT TO THE SIGN THATS SAYS DRINK, DRIVE LOOSE TO FUCKING DRINK LOL

[@lightshadow3683]

Truck Drivers: I need this job to live Schlatt: haha funny truck go brr

[@honeydrop1118]

I watched this while in the hospital and had the comfiest time of my life, thank you Jschlatt you’re the only person who could pull this off

[@RustInPeace1990]

this reminds me of late night road trips to my grandparent’s house. But with a drunk New Yorker driving instead of my dad.

[@jeffreychu2940]

It's always a good time when "Schlatt" shows us how "Texans" drive

[@WallHitter07]

As a person with a friend from Texas, can confirm they do drive like this

[@jasminebussell7484]

@@WallHitter07 as a person from Texas, I second that

[@jeffreychu2940]

@@WallHitter07 As a person from Australia, I can also confirm that

[@kratosrage6361]

1:02:40 made me laugh when you said Ten and Two Officer and immediately ram the cop car off to the side

[@birchbarks550]

29:38 Shoutout to the "REPORT DRUNK DRIVERS CALL 9-1-1" sign RIGHT after he got himself some alc

[@mistermelon72]

'its not the speed that gets you. its the sudden stop that gets ya' to quote jeremy clarkson

[@jessicajohnston976]

This is what I put on every night as background noise to fall asleep, it's great

[@lovi0134]

2:36:05 realized schlatt's probably a good singer

[@nersharific813]

IKR? That was silky smooth!

[@screenedat0m]

5 words sung and I’m already waiting for a cover from him

[@lukemathews6260]

2:24:35 best moment in the entire vod

[@JS03]

2:21:26 is great too

[@bucciarati1873]

Agreed🤣

[@codetucan3072]

The fact he cleard the jump

[@thegavinplayz50yt12]

5:55:04 is also amazing

[@Jokin_Jake]

This VOD was so nice to listen to while I worked. The casual Schlatt plus the sounds of the truck engine put me into a soothing trance.

[@GibsonHollman-df7hf]

My favourite part was how he was going like 20 mph over the speed limit and telling the cars he was passing to go faster

[@Triple_A_batterys]

Ok so completely unrelated to the vod but that little animation thing in the bottom right corner is so adorable I am like half an hour in and I have been watching it for most of the time

[@Mysteria661]

I love how schlatt's entire 7 hour video is LITERALLY OVERLAPPING with ads amused but not surprised

[@gavinleibert220]

listening to this live while irl driving was like listening to a podcast with music in the back and it was very chill

[@potatonope9774]

If I did that I would simply _perish~_

[@nickcole3932]

4:48:54 “I can pull it off” proceeds to miss parking spot

[@CommanderthornStudios]

Me and my girlfriend were watching this in about 40 minutes and we just started aggressively f****** thank you schlatt for giving us the greatest time ever

[@mightbewowie]

Watching this at 5 am was a true experience

[@birchbarks550]

This is so relaxing and kinda comforting, i need to catch this live, I hope he makes a lot more of this

[@Bons580]

"it's not a real trucking experience unless you're high on crystal meth" -twitch user

[@theredactedfiles7678]

1:48:05 HAD ME DYINGGGGGG

[@screenedat0m]

THANK YOU FOR COMMENTING THIS I HEARD IT WHILE I WAS DOZING OFF AND COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN !!!

[@darknightmare9667]

Day 1 : 0:22 I started watching this video Day 2 : I am at 2:45:09 Day 3 : I didn't watch it Day 4 : 5:23:57 Day 5 : FINALLY I FINISHED IT

[@DogeDood]

your a real one🏆

[@ZazaNugget_]

Schlatt: guys this is my favorite song * quiet Lofi music intensifies *

[@ZazaNugget_]

It’s like someone out s bunch of sand, rocks, and coins into a dryer and turned it on

[@cannon9009]

16:48 i love how crazy shit with the tts already starts happening and it hasn't even been 20 minutes