Schlatt Ranks Your UNHINGED Reddit Posts

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[@kayleeann2325]

Did the schlanket ever release

[@jschlattvods]

The Schlanket will be released tomorrow!

[@jaxxed4rea1]

@@jschlattvods yay (im gonna do something funny under it)

[@HotDiggidyDog]

​@@jschlattvodsCan't wait to get it😈

[@somerandomcheller7010]

​@jschlattvods I don't get paid until next week, we all know what that means. WEEK 2 ICE SOUP 🧊🧊🧊🧊

[@crossroads198x]

Scripted conversation

[@christianzeugna]

TIMESTAMPS: start: 00:00 finish: 1:21:50

[@Elliot-qm3uh]

𝔀𝓱𝔂

[@nightmarelive7668]

Thank you 🙏

[@justsomeguywithhalfamustac6837]

so true

[@gamingandmore5076]

@@Elliot-qm3uhfreaky ass

[@mburl]

Thanks so much bro, I kept trying to start at 1:21:50 and it wouldn't work 😔 YOU SAVED ME BRO 😎👍💯🔥🔥🔥🤠🤠

[@squashiiTV]

I love how "Schlungus" is still posting on the vods channel every once in a while, its like he's still with us.🕊

[@jschlattvods]

I am still alive. Please stop spreading misinformation.

[@The_CopperDemon]

@@jschlattvods fly low. i know you looking up at us rn.

[@Acodaxier]

​@@jschlattvodsAi has gotten so good 😢

[@jschlattvods]

@@The_CopperDemon Dude

[@spiritbx1337]

@@jschlattvods It's ok sweet prince, you can let go now, let your spirit go to the afterlife.

[@elswyer4973]

Those cinematic masterpieces on your alt were beautiful Schlatt. Please do keep releasing more reaction slop!

[@mansgotplans]

Only issue is that channel hardly shows up if you look up jschlatt or schlatt.. I was trying to look through his sea of channels (seriously screw KZbin for removing the “channels” tab) and wouldn’t have seen it if I didn’t just remember it

[@mansgotplans]

we need a schlatt hub with all his channels! the people who look that up might not be looking for a list of channels though

[@theLemonaide]

@@mansgotplans holy crap not the schlatt hub

[@gavinschlachta9276]

@@theLemonaideschlub

[@b3ckf1zz24]

I love the part where he ranks them

[@Hamburger37575]

Yeah me too

[@user-ql2fh2mq1d]

Maybe the true rankings were the friends we made along the way.

[@mrbuzzkill8299]

He ranked how friend shape

[@bug_on_pawss]

​@@user-ql2fh2mq1dWait.. if you are watching this video.. "Schuul" is reacting.. im a fuckung bitch.. then who's watching foxy?

[@Gray-dw2ep]

@@mrbuzzkill8299 and how many calories!

[@Rivers_TG]

I got so terrified when Schlatt said "Jambo's not with us," like you can't pull that shit on us Schlatt-

[@A_Professional422]

I was so scared i schitt myself

[@tyrannoboaanimalkingdom473]

I was getting shlattlusional

[@cabletherel1]

we do always say "fly high schlatt" so i think its fair once in a while (like that while in 99')

[@Rivers_TG]

@@A_Professional422 ok that's a good one lmao💀

[@A_Professional422]

@@Rivers_TG thanks lol

[@BasestealerS]

Rest in piece Schlarp, you will be missed. Thank you Schlaspt family for uploading old vods and keeping his memory alive

[@i_basl]

rest in peace little Schlabbles 😔

[@chrisxtttt]

It's almost like he's still here :(

[@souljaboy.6668]

the Schlaspt family said not to use 'the videos' but that anyone can make shlank do anything with AI just a shame its this

[@halfpace1462]

❤❤😢

[@OverHeed]

Schlahabulogongus never fails to impress me with how little regard he shows for the victims of a recent incident. (The SUV never even slowed down.)

[@sgtsalmon]

Most original comment on this video

[@Precipiceofwind]

Sounds like an std

[@OverHeed]

I love how “Involuntary Sclastration” interacts with his fans on a yearly basis. (He won’t let me see my family. Help.)

[@Buzzword_1787]

YESYES. YES YES. YES. YES YES. YES. YES YES. YES.YES YES. YES WHEREYESYES YES. YES YES. YES YES. YES YES. YES AREYOUYES

[@hondaaccord1399]

Shlastration Shlesulting in Shlulinary Shlelicacies

[@sgtsalmon]

No ranking has ever taken place in these videos

[@Ww1whiz1914]

I think it’s really just his reactions to it. There is no set program or whatever, it’s just “this is sh*t” or “this is the funniest thing I’ve seen today” or anywhere in between. Why do I hear distant screams? Why are they rapidly getting closer?

[@Callmethelamp]

Bro roasted my video for taking so long to get to the point and then talked about eating my lizard for 2 minutes 😭

[@brasscrown3300]

Eat the lizard

[@HectorPeeters]

schlevicular manslaughter was so schlocked

[@joakimeric6731]

Should've been manschlauter

[@Love_this_feeling]

Schlevivular schlanschlaughter

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

It's "vehicular"... "Shlehicular manShlaughter" sounds stupider, but I'm pretty sure that's the point

[@NotKirabe]

@@fabiosonhandogrande1697 r/wooosh

[@bug_on_pawss]

​@@Love_this_feelingI don't even know what this word is

[@Electricalsockethair.]

I'm so glad "Schlwherewereyouwhenclubpenguindied" is still posting after what he did to those homeless men and women in '99

[@rizek0]

Im the guy who made the program . Im glad you liked it even though you called me shitty Michael reeves

[@o.s.h.4613]

Hehe it was funny 🎉

[@asrieldreemurrthebestestbo1716]

How long did it take to make? It looks good!

[@rizek0]

@@asrieldreemurrthebestestbo1716 it took me a week :)

[@rizek0]

@@asrieldreemurrthebestestbo1716it took me 2 days :)

[@lukesummers2446]

I can almost still hear his voice. Fly high Schlitoris.

[@uraniumconsumerog]

..ew.

[@confusion608]

whoever said "transformers sounding ah warthog" in the stream chat i love you.

[@phygs]

thank you for writing a real comment

[@jacktehbongripper]

Honestly wanted to comment on the warthog and how keeping one is entirely illegal

[@VenomisedYoutube]

When I want this guy to stream he doesn’t show up but when I’m not expecting it, he fucking streams. Most unpredictable guy on the platform.

[@cheee138]

schlung must have remembered variable ratio scheduled conditioning from psych 101

[@islandsicedtea]

idk how but I’ve been watching Schlatt for YEARS on yt yet never could make it to an actual stream until this one 💀

[@ImBusyRightNowMan]

Nice video "Schlong" it isnt like i didnt watch it and just commented the moment you uploaded it!

[@however-i-disagree]

As you should

[@SajtNinja]

At least you're honest❤

[@MrCreepsGaming43]

The new “stage 4 dementia patient” video made me cry.

[@SKhorse85]

Are you referring to schlatt or joe

[@_smb4568_]

⁠@@SKhorse85who’s schlatt

[@MrCreepsGaming43]

@@SKhorse85 yea, idk who “schlatt” is, I was referring to jimmy schlesticles

[@cheepthebird5117]

@@SKhorse85schlo?

[@catassistant]

you mean the stage 4 dementia paschient

[@Brenn-DOGG]

Every time one of these vods comes out, I tell myself I'm gonna fall "ashcleep" to this, but I always get way too invested

[@TheanimationWorkstation]

Rip schlart, I'm glad this ai version of him is able to keep us with him

[@souljaboy.6668]

yea gpt6 is wild crazy they let his family get early access but i guess its the least OpenAI could do after the 'incident'

[@Type3Kiryu]

ANOTHER BLESSING FROM SCHLABBERNUT

[@chaos2232]

I love "watching" Schaft when I'm going to sleep.

[@Amish_Robot101]

My dirty little schlutt posted again, I’m saving this one for later

[@cameronharding2878]

😟 what

[@bushsbakedbeans2348]

:(

[@pookie_bear-cx5im]

Real

[@pookie_bear-cx5im]

Real

[@9_2gv2]

you mean *my* pookie schnookie

[@Doritostastegoodddd]

i just know "shlut" is looking up at us right now 🕊

[@SadieNelson-lr9fh]

I love watching the vods with my illegally made schlankett in hand, and my oddly unsettling printed picture of Sharts face on my wall staring at me❤

[@Kenny7235_]

Time Stamps 0:12 3:21 5:24 8:41 10:03 13:49 14:57 16:16 18:07 19:25 21:48 24:25 25:23 26:46 28:03 29:27 30:00 31:16 33:16 33:58 35:27 36:19 36:54 37:52 39:17 40:00 40:41 43:30 44:18 44:45 46:19 48:21 49:21 50:53 52:25 55:13 55:29 56:13 57:32 57:56 58:45 1:01:00 1:02:05 1:03:16 1:03:20 1:04:00 1:04:10 1:04:50 1:12:50 1:12:57 1:13:32 1:14:35 1:15:40 1:16:40 1:17:28 1:17:45 1:18:21 1:18:24 1:18:39 1:19:21 Name's will be added later

[@Warfarehi]

Still haven't added names

[@boatemproductions9577]

hey man idk if u knew but the names are still missing

[@MLG_fries]

glad to see schlamn today but i doubt the ones in 99' were so happy to see him

[@chemicallychargedpea]

"Schock market crash of 1929" is food shaped

[@PushoverMediaCritic]

Okay, unironically, the warthog is MUCH more dangerous than the alligator.

[@hengedraws]

always happy to see more Shlurethra react content its always fun

[@andynyland3457]

So great to hear from “Inschlel” again, I hope he recovers soon!!

[@colinflanagan2261]

Jsherbert makes me seek warm and fuzzy inside, like mold growing on something that was once beautiful, rotting away my core so that I find no joy in anything but the depressing slop spoon fed to me by KZbin. He really has made the world come to terms with our uncertain fate. I do hope that he will break the cycle and give us a moment of hope. Before we all rot away. Keep up the good work 👍

[@JettStreamStudio]

Mr.VOD has returned.

[@wormicide3651]

REACTION CONTENT IS BACK! Finally, some GOOD content. Keep up the good work big guy!

[@roo99710]

Its almost like the "Schlingus" is still here with us. RIP big man.

[@whynotstudios13]

That whimsical lil guys name is Jerry Jerry frequently arrives at my Local mall and harasses the quote “lil goblin lads”

[@weavesnatcher8457]

"IT'S FREE" is still one of my favorites

[@DiegoAlvarez12345]

Going on Reddit is already delusional

[@lorelei8791]

me watching this wondering where schlatt was on july 13, 2024

[@Nikisak-ez9hv]

Shlarg is back!!!!

[@VOLVOBILAR]

Did you mean shlut the fuck up | | /=| /| | |

[@Herkthecat]

You know it's a good day when schlawg uploads

[@thegecko8321]

Good to see ya back shloognus

[@justicewithaperiod]

My favorite thing about Qoobo is that chat doesn’t know how to spell its name.

[@John-fo4wp]

The canon thing is something me and my friends would (and still do) make when we were bored

[@jackertheboss64]

I remember tuning in to slaps streams and chewing on cinnamon sure will miss him Fly high slap🕊️🕊️🕊️

[@bluelemongamers6218]

i yearn for the day the community starts watching his actual good content that he puts effort into instead of reacting vids im ripping out my hair and chewing on my cat

[@Zafday]

Finally a jslap video 😀

[@Blue.Muncher]

It's almost like he's still here, these old vods are so nostalgic. 🕊😞🪦

[@WilliamRLB09]

1:03:16 - 1:03:52 The biodiversity is impeccable

[@indoorshopeditz3841]

a few seconds ago makes me want to go back to 2001

[@EmilyLynch-te7zt]

Jschlatt is my favorite source of regurgitated funnies and exhausted background music 😁 👍

[@_Cyber-]

This will do well I already know

[@ja_fett._.]

Finally i hear someone sharing my opinion i hate that waking away for "the shot thing" in ryan trahan videos just breaks the narrative for me

[@x-tori_spring-x1488]

Yoo! New schlatt vid just dropped

[@SpaceDoggoWithCheese]

1999-2024 NEVER FORGET!!! JSHLUNGUS WE WILL FOREVER REMEMBER YOU!!! 🕊

[@Kaiwhyyy]

Schlaggersouls.

[@NotSteveP]

bie joden is the most friend-shaped pile of comedy

[@purplezillaz]

Damn schlott forgot his antidepressants today aheheaha 😂

[@arteckjay6537]

Man, this AI really brings me back to the good old days when he was still with us 🕊

[@aahhhh101]

Put that duck on full blast

[@1V4N___1]

Wow I’m happy small KZbinrs likethis schlott guy don’t stop making videos

[@sparkytheskater461]

Let's gooooooooo time to bench watch this for days and not finish it

[@suriahlobin8331]

I love when schlingle dingle ranks things

[@SnowLeopardVideos]

Goodnight Sweet Prince, we will watch in your memory 🐦🐦🐦

[@TTYCHZ]

I love whenever “Schlastica” uploads something

[@bo_nex]

my man you did not just drop that line

[@sk8r1337]

bro right when i needed him he comes

[@_Sapphires4YourLove_]

Convicted felon vs prehistoric dinosaur

[@gplgs4640]

The president that served *five terms ago* is younger today than our current sitting president, and the same age as his opponent.

[@Thegaymdma]

holy schmokes

[@andrewdober5345]

On the topic of walking away from the camera; Les Stroud of Survivorman fame used to film the entire show on his own, so there's be shots of him walking away from the camera up a cliff for miles, then walking back and grabbing it and saying goodbye and turning it off so he could walk back out again with it.

[@Cosplay-fun145]

Yay new vod!!!

[@saturnzcorner]

Wow, it's almost like schlebellar schlypoplasia is still with us

[@htmlnivisxn]

HES BACK!!!! *Aggressive happy crying*

[@mccoyfleming6664]

schlatt hit us with biden's four piece dab and it left me speechless for the rest of the vod

[@Stonerkid4200]

YESSS A POST!!!

[@Hdawgg3480]

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[@mrdoom5920]

Drop everything Shlag uploaded

[@Shmuxer]

Shlongber posting vods make me feel great.

[@justacatwhosalwayssad5463]

I edge to these vods but nobody will know because I won’t get likes on this comment

[@dadan_oji]

hey man

[@tauschen507]

Hey man

[@roeI]

Hey Man

[@hamishpudney9612]

Hey man

[@SomberSky]

Hey man

[@phoenics0912]

Schlatt: I'm sick of doing reaction videos Also schlatt: makes more reaction videos

[@mollymooney1694]

it’s how we know he ran out of money.

[@phoenics0912]

@@mollymooney1694 bro had to pay that rent😭

[@simonlegosson7082]

The slop is back 🎉

[@korton9420]

So nice to see him still living 🕊️

[@Gamer_Dylan_6]

oh boy more jslop

[@Charl1e_playz]

AI has really captured his “shlattitude” may he rest in peace 🕊️

[@REELWORKS12923]

The day this man gets married is the day comedy dies

[@Fluffinglesbean]

4:11 mans gonna be new wild kratz villain 💀

[@Grease459]

Grease

[@sinistralhydra]

True af.

[@niori9991]

Hell yeah brother

[@hxllish]

Grease

[@snail-q6107]

I love when jsh1thead uploads

[@endarus6053]

Alligators and similar quadrupedal reptiles can be really cute. Especially when they do the death roll thing.

[@lavafish7660]

so called "Slinky" can't escape his crimes from all those years ago

[@---jp4od]

I like your hair

[@Reed3527]

Bro he has a hat on, wym?

[@---jp4od]

@@Reed3527 in the beginning of the video

[@Reed3527]

Oooooooh

[@OtterDuck]

fly high lil bro 🙏

[@ItalianChess]

Schlesticular torsion was NOT ready 😭

[@RealHampter]

for what perchance?

[@thewonton8008]

Shlagger did not die for this. Rest in peace 😞🕊️

[@Mediocrecoder2]

Joe is girlfriend shaped

[@junoundercover]

If I could like this twice I would bro

[@Mediocrecoder2]

@@junoundercover thanks

[@KrystalClark-l8s]

At this point I believe your hat is melted into your head at this point or it’s like Lego hair it’s “SHLUCK” and that the noise it makes

[@corvid1469]

Idk why, but Schlatt is like the only person I can stand watching in VODs

[@Your-Magesty]

He is the only person i watch reaction videos of. Jschlatt indeed makes tiktoks funnier

[@biscuitbroski9223]

23:22 That one with the red glitter had me CONVINCED it was a jump scare man

[@Waffles4903]

a good day is never complete without a schloseph schtalin reaction