Schlatt Gets Addicted to Gambling (SDMP)

SDMP Ep. 4
Streamed on 04/01/24
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[@thaitoan4760]

I unironicly loving Mr Toasten more as this series is going on. The dude ía genuinely unhinged enough to be a sdp member

[@a.o.8527]

only made better by the fact that there’s a 90% chance that he’s a 9 year old Skeppy fan

[@enzoarweq4525]

​@@a.o.8527 absolute perfection

[@darthpoo5621]

I get the feel he’s a squeaker but self aware enough to not use a mic and be funny

[@BierBart12]

As much as I like the idea of him just being some little kid, he's a bit too cunning and patient to be one Probably at least 14

[@Melina_Evarblume_Seelie]

Idk, children can be scarily patient if it comes to mischief. ​@@BierBart12

[@DappyCatfish]

Rip schlatt, fly high 🙏 The use of AI makes these videos feel like the real thing now🕊

[@Pluto_Music_]

Hearing this video made me smile- we’re gonna miss him 🙏🙏

[@vanillabarrel7886]

He Died?!

[@adleystar]

So sad😞 rip🙏

[@Jeremywren]

WHAT ????

[@jacksonj.bonner1234]

He died 😧

[@anvanbaris]

the doppelganger bit was the funniest shit in a long time i love justin and nopeify so much

[@TSVN4MI]

nopeify is SO funny the drunk drowning bit was the most hilarious shit

[@anvanbaris]

i once caught a random stream of him where he was silent for a whole hour then he died and closed the stream 😭😭@@TSVN4MI

[@Klordz]

Justin has never been funny, he's just a "loud = funny" guy.

[@aa9945]

@Klordz couldnt be further from the truth. hes the editor for fuckin SuperMega and literally none of the NothinButLag vids are loud=funny. idk if u got the wrong guy but it sounds like u got the wrong guy

[@roberthowardkunz5706]

Ok Justin

[@deanb0t]

jawsh was immediately able to identify the real jschlatt to punch him

[@rinskape7376]

“stupid new yorker” is a true gambler at heart.

[@toadGDGD]

schtupid new yorker

[@mememan5466]

"Schtupid schlew schlorker"

[@rinskape7376]

@@mememan5466 i wish there was an option to delete replies

[@mememan5466]

@@rinskape7376 😱

[@anomalyfox5186]

@@mememan5466Bro how does this autotranslate into “Stupid Scumbag” 💀💀💀

[@SN0WY5T4R]

schlatt and antvenom’s convo around 3:00:30 just makes me super emotional. nothing can ever replace the simplicity of smplive, but them reminiscing about those days makes me so happy.

[@William.Kelly7]

No idea what you're talking about, but that sentence sounds terribly sad. I hope life is going well and goes well for you

[@SN0WY5T4R]

@@William.Kelly7 :’)

[@gatetohstuff]

me too man, me too

[@goschsenpai943]

i wish they would get carson back on man

[@p0uya16]

​@@goschsenpai943as they mentioned earlier, no pedophiles on the server!

[@sjl0552]

I don’t think I’ve heard schlatt laugh that hard ever when his diamond got fishing rodded

[@roger5059]

What minute did that happen?

[@Just_call_me_Light]

@@roger5059 1:09:30

[@omchhaya2902]

schlatt isn't addicted to gambling, just has the dedication to continue

[@krisby3939]

Winning the lottery is a 50/50 you either win or loose

[@dodgotaro7732]

@@krisby3939 I have the urge to pull a nerd and use statistics

[@omchhaya2902]

@@krisby3939 you either lose 100% of you win 2000%, sounds like good odds

[@TsuraiSMNL]

i like how mr toasten's real voice is one of an eldrich being

[@Dionyxusz]

my god i laughed so fxcking hard at that part

[@Synrune]

that last part with Ant was actually so nice, makes me feel so bittersweet thinking about all these past years and about so many things that have happened in life

[@TsuraiSMNL]

From 3:00:23 to the end played out really nicely!! The talk with Antvenom, the "love you" bit, and the slow walk towards his house. I haven't been hooked on an SMP like this in a while! IF YOU HEAR THIS SCHLATT PLEASE MAKE MORE!

[@renvell8834]

Ending made me feel mad comfy? Wasn't something i'd expect from my favorite discomfort streamer :D

[@Flarestormx13]

The soundtrack too it was all so perfect

[@Shadows_Darkness]

It's nice to see Schlatt's identical twin carrying on big man's content, I really appreciate you continuing his legacy, thank you.

[@kibbs325]

I thought this was his uncle schitt

[@CrystalDinocz]

Toasten made you, never forget that.

[@dooksmckooks]

least obvious alt account

[@Owenbegowen]

Seeing antvenom play stal was like fireworks for a vet I flashed back instantly

[@thinkingthingxii2061]

Useful timestamps Start 5:10 Ending 3:09:52

[@user-mv4lj2fc6n]

thx i needed this

[@Baran_124]

42:47 I like to image MrToasten is some ethereal being who's trying to communicate with us in a forgotten language

[@BeaKid00-wl4fo]

I love how sentimental it got at the end until schlatt tried to kiss Ant 😂

[@jurgenc6457]

i love how they constantly misused the meaning of Double or Nothing resulting in Schlatt scamming people out of tons of diamond😂

[@StatusNull]

thissssss lol

[@david_nrss]

Love the more consistent flow of Schlatt content

[@BarryBuckinham]

Give it a month

[@farzanakazi4875]

as someone who caught the first SMPlive stream and what we know as the beginning of this era, I love how antvenom and Schlatt were reminiscing on those days and shared how they felt about those days. its comforting to know it meant as much to them as it did to me, a dumb kid at the time who wanted to pass time with good content. that made my day, thanks shlimbus

[@pupsicle117]

I watched the stream with my brother and it’s the first time we’ve actually bonded in ages 😭 thanks ig

[@thewhywhywhy4302]

Wholesome schlatt comment? Not possible

[@pupsicle117]

@@thewhywhywhy4302 LMAO IK

[@patchric4620]

That conversation between you and AntVenom brought me back. As corny as it is it just makes me want to say thank you for all you’ve done. I’m not going to say that your videos saved me or changed my life like all those other donations usually say. But from the bottom of my heart from the little I know about you I can tell you’re the most inspiring, funny, and genuine influencer out there. The bottom line is you’re entertaining, no matter what you do. Even if this comment just sits here forever with no acknowledgment I’m glad I got it off my chest.

[@williamguy5860]

Thank you for saying what i've wanted to say for years. I agree with every statement in this comment.

[@allysixx]

Meow and Nope speaking German is awesome because as a German it's so funny how no one understands all the compliments and no bad words they say at all :D

[@skiersridge9245]

I love how versatile jschlatt is like one moment he’ll shit on a guy for donating twice with the same message and the next he’ll have this intimate conversation with ant venom. I love seeing both sides because they’re both comedic & entertaining.

[@unattributed927]

'cause antvenom's rich

[@ethelreddd]

God i haven't had laughs this good for so long, i almost choked on my pringles when they tried to fish the diamonds away

[@Ghost_Face-TheeZazaSmokr]

I loved the Jawsh cameo

[@garfieldthegreatoldone6219]

18:39 bro got the Krillin treatment

[@Carden__]

Can't believe ''Schlorpasaurus'' would do such a thing..

[@90377_sedna]

@AriannaBrackinpl

[@thaitoan4760]

You know that the moment chuckle sandwich is posted, either sleep deprived or jschlattlive and vod have a new vid

[@JazzyPuppyB]

The "watching you for 17 years" postcard made me laugh more than it shouldve

[@redpandaremix]

the ending with antvenom was so blissful and meaningful in so many ways it breaks my heart

[@tapetalbadge]

honestly seeing antvenom and schlatt glaze each other was super wholesome

[@Trippnvr]

Jawsh just spawning in every like 5 minutes and just walking by is hilarious

[@romestreams9660]

That last 9 minutes is an amazing example of Jschlatts best content. I love this kind of content :) (edit: also the ability to put on fitting music live, almost like it’s been edited after)

[@Sio_Bibble]

Bro, the mr toasten part is hilarious, especially the demonic noise he made, it probably wasn’t him because he actually made a sound

[@evilchild1851]

Whats the timestamp? I’m too lazy to watch the vod because im not up to date on JSchlong’s perspective

[@Blue-et5bq]

@@evilchild1851like 41:00

[@Blue-et5bq]

@@evilchild1851go to 41:00

[@brickbreaker1273]

@@evilchild1851 42:43

[@mateusz2099]

​@@evilchild1851somewhere after 35:00

[@kaboomkp]

Jawsh is the funniest because he is just a silent BG character in everyone’s perspectives

[@DanksPlatter]

seeing the hoa stream where they go to jawsh's house and first seeing that ginormous fucking palace was so funny

[@tophatvideosinc.5858]

Schlatt had been sick after this vod and decided to not upload the coughing streams to his vod channel, afterwards he had some OBS stream quality trouble and decided not to upload that vod, then there were a few with audio trouble that weren't uploaded and the rest he'd been playing on the server with the Spotify AI DJ in the background, the "DJ-X" streams, which were absolute bangers but cant be uploaded to the vod channel because of the copyrighted music. However, another channel called big man vods had fixed all the broken ones and uploaded every vod there

[@icenbison5336]

This whole stream gave me headache im glad i can experience it again

[@Palkpilk]

Did the headache come from the random distorted sounds? Or was that just me?

[@MasterSwordProductions]

“Schlecond Schlower” never fails to tie us up, tease us, and fill us up to the brim with his wisdom

[@28Rats_in_a_Raincoat]

Nice to see SDMP again, AND 3 HOURS??? that's gonna keep me entertained

[@cwis3d]

the end with everything after ant’s talk was beautiful and cinematic

[@ryanchoi5925]

Double or nothing after loss. Wins. now u owe me double. bro actually gaslighting his friends

[@StatusNull]

this 5000% no one realized. 1 v 1 diamond, loss. ok so opponent should have 2 diamonds, nahhhh. now it's 2 v 2 diamond, no exchanges. schlatt wins. takes 2 of his opponents diamonds, but he lost before, so he should owe 1 and then get paid to with a net gain of 1. but instead he said nahhhhhhhh now it's 2 v 2 diamond i pay u nothing yet so. now u owe me 2 cause i won and i owe you nothing. Dude is either really smart low-key scamming people. or an evil genius acting ignorant of how numbers work.

[@Hedspaces]

Yknow, i actually like the chill vibes of schlatt and antvenom, its always nice to wind down a bit after a fun stream

[@sSpaceWagon]

Antvenom’s convo was really genuinely lovely. I love those moments that schlart is undeniably not doing a bit and is being real. Nice to see.

[@Phantom-of-Tallon-IV]

Very wholesome end to the stream and the whole thing made my day. Thanks Schlatt.

[@krykryinfinitive2452]

i died during the process of this vod, laughing and crying laughing. thank you schlatt

[@picklechiniaboi5979]

Toasten is always a delight to see

[@MorallyCorrupted]

Mr. Toasten is like a godamn Cryptid lol

[@ExplodingSteve]

18:37 that was the most badass thing I've seen in a while

[@rennermoore982]

This has been one of the best streams I’ve seen in ages. I meant to put this on as white noise to help me sleep, but the bit after bit kept me up all night laughing. And that ending was just the cherry on top. Keep up the good work big guy, every little bit of content from this server makes the dark days a little brighter. I ain’t envious of that 7.5 million dollars, but I am envious that this guy has so many great people to hang out with

[@killaz5526]

They should make it so everytime you get a new postcard the entire server hears “YOU GOT MAIL!” extreme bass boosted 100x

[@kell_0741]

LOL that would be so funny 😂😂😂 hahaha ha sugoi!!!

[@Sammie._044]

These vods get funnier every episode 😭😭

[@TheReeShow]

The comedic timing at 22:42 😂 jfc

[@FluffyFlop.]

You heard him. R O L L.

[@FluffyFlop.]

​@AriannaBrackin Are you a bot?? 💀

[@Szpieg2000]

This joke is no longer relevant.

[@FluffyFlop.]

​@@Szpieg2000 Aw shit. 😭

[@Larsthecool]

The last 10 minute talk with antvenom is so deep and great

[@AwareTortoise]

I love these kind of streams, the first half is a planned high energy thing, followed by a more chill relaxing wind down. I really enjoy the stuff big guy keep it up :D

[@olivegaunt]

after watching the opening to the sdmp, I'm hooked on this whole thing. and when you and ant had that Convo at the end, it was sweet and made me so happy.

[@brettlarsen6111]

The fishing rod killed me XD that needs to be a short

[@JiggyYeetLord]

RIP Schlunnilingus ❤

[@ecosystemdestroyer3426]

ive noticed shlit talks differently with tucker, almost like something developed with them

[@AustinHope4]

some of the most entertaining streams ive seen in a long time, ive cried laughing multiple times watching this! never stop the sdmp!!

[@zaldew]

That was an oddly sweet moment with ant at the end rare wholesome schlatt moment :)

[@coldsnow5428]

toasten is a little menace lmaoo

[@angelaplays]

You’re on a roll, schlatt

[@duma347]

The end to this stream was perfect if this is the last we see of the SDMP I'd be happy.

[@toxtick4796]

You know what, this'll be the first time I ever say this. These smp vods really saved my life. Minecraft has been my comfort game since I was a kid and you always make me laugh so hard(😏) and that combo is legendary for me. I always forget my problems when I watch these vods cause I can't always go to your stream (I live in the Philippines). I've been supporting you for how many years and you're one of my favorite KZbinrs, man. Thank you so much, Schlatt.

[@Pluto_Music_]

Not even a minute in and he’s already offered weed 😆

[@cameronweimer6602]

Brooo when’s the next SDMP stream😫😫😫

[@platform6101]

2:32:30 I immediately got banned from chat after the dream smp town comment 😂

[@BerkelBoy]

Crazy

[@DeadManDillan]

TOASTEN MAKES NOISE?! THAT ELDRICH HORROR SOUND

[@cupsoup7244]

The part with you and antvenom was genuinely touching

[@nate18thegreat]

The most wholesome ending to any jschlatt video

[@pmtoam]

Sdmp genuinely curing my mental health. The schloat goat lives 🙏🙏🙏

[@kooka222]

The ending to this was really nice :)

[@Luckplayer]

Okay that convo with Antvenom at the end was actually really sweet and heartwarming

[@jacobmcbay6037]

The videos get better everytime

[@RotisserieH]

You know what I hope he makes more of these vods because I only have twitch in my Xbox

[@ChaoticMidnight]

Bro just install youtube...

[@redmessenger07]

I love that schlatt talks to mrtoasten the same way he talks to jambo

[@DaFluffyist]

I love gambling so much I yearn for it everyday, like I’m physically shaking that’s how excited I am

[@dashx3763]

Gambling is the only way to generation wealth, Schlawg.

[@fullelixir4596]

Schlatt and ant's conversation near the end made me feel like I was watching a movie I can't lie, honestly despite the nature of the smp being this whole comedic roleplay type thing. That was beautiful, especially coming from the man who never has anything serious to say.

[@Osprey8010]

that antvenom heart to heart at the end nearly made me cry man

[@overlordcharlie]

"How will people know my faith?" 😬😬 girl no one will ask 😂

[@darkproph1341]

I freaking love this

[@ViseWrites]

Damn, swaggie now owes schlatt 14 diamonds

[@8thMaestreo]

We can never be as cool as Ross man Respect

[@sierras2981]

We will miss you "schlatt" 😮‍💨❤️🕊

[@AwstynC]

i am watching on the egglog live! love the jschlatt egglog live!

[@CallMeWizzmical]

As a guy who eat bread everyday, i can confirm that "Schlarismatic" Showed on minecraft what he did in '99.

[@hunterbaas8850]

Mike at the end saying live you had me dying

[@demosuarusyt3227]

Mr Toasten is becoming fucking terrifying

[@somegem6344]

Ah yes The schlattonians in their natural habitat fighting for their domain. Truly a spectacular scene of wilderness to witness

[@jucii7176]

watched the "diamond duplicator" but like 20 times it was so hilarious😂😂

[@consunn2810]

This server is like a live view of an Acid Trip.

[@masonwilliams692]

start posting these again please shlarg

[@corbanbeer6812]

such a good stream, the minecraft vods cant be beat

[@redmessenger07]

That ending… wow ❤

[@8TH_Gear]

This was hilarious!

[@shaffl3173]

i wish i had friends to play on a server like this with, its one of my main goals, and it seems so fun, i would love to be in a server of people and be able to have as much fun and laugh as much, it seems so joyous, but i can at least watch what it would be like, you probably wont see this but thank you for the content schlatt

[@CrymsonNite]

man, holy shit that's a jump from vod 2 to vod 3