I HATE the new Mario Kart tracks.

Streamed on 3/18/22
/ schlatt
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[@margo3558]

So great to see a colab between the Drift King and "Drift King"

[@bean2365]

This is the first comment I saw and went "No way he did a colab with RT" holy crap this is amazing

[@sapsinthetree]

The only true drift King is RTgames. Not this fraud

[@gen2777]

@@sapsinthetree the only true drift king is dear rocky collins :(

[@aceofdevs8887]

@@sapsinthetree Bro RT sucks. Didnt you watch it?

[@beansontoast9000]

@@aceofdevs8887 he won a few races tbf

[@teethbeans9994]

Rt and schlatt is a crossover I didn’t know I needed

[@ItsAmber1]

Like srsly

[@plummeted]

I mean nothing really happened but sure

[@PiousMoltar]

But Tubbo being there makes it a crossover I didn't know I didn't need.

[@PiousMoltar]

Oh thank god, he left

[@allycatss]

@@PiousMoltar memememmeememeememem eme memememe

[@michaeld808s]

50cc baby park no items is somehow more anxiety inducing than regular

[@ratjacket704]

Loved how RT's message in chat was a helpful word of advice, and yet the moment Schlatt learned that RT was watching the stream, he started talking shit

[@wallegg1499]

That jack manifold mii clone really captures his horrifying repugnance

[@wallegg1499]

@@zee_fish_ bro just watch the video they talk about it for like 20 minutes I’m not rewatching a 2 hour VOD for you

[@manchick7648]

@@wallegg1499 based

[@lenlen8099]

@@zee_fish_ 59:16

[@dennis_s]

@@manchick7648 based + red-pilled

[@triffintarte6102]

This vod channel is doing surprising well, shows how talented he is on making a stream consistently entertaining

[@whichline8408]

i think its also the fact that he doesnt force streaming for too long, which i find some streamers are guilty of doing

[@BoHorn]

Only drawback really for the trucker vods and others where you cant hear the music actually being played on stream.

[@catcactus1234]

@@whichline8408 Yeah I typically like watching VODs from my favorite streamers but I’m less likely to watch them if they’re 5+ hours. Usually that just means the VOD devolves into large amounts of dead space where the streamer just, goes silent, eats, zones out, shouts out subs for 20 minutes, etc. Humans just aren’t built to be entertaining for that long. I’m glad Schlatt recognizes that shorter streams cuts out that stuff and makes the whole thing more enjoyable to watch.

[@deligeorgieva8535]

that's what I've been saying. he doesn't want to make boring and easy content, as much as he says he does it for the money

[@deanedongdoorbell]

I think it's because he's a threat to his audience. Remember back in '99 he uh, you know...

[@wendaled]

literally no other media in this world can hold my attention for as long as schlatt videos. you are a gift, man. this resurgence and rewriting of your career is so incredible to watch. this video of MARIO KART got me fucked up

[@elliottdresser9734]

honestly like other vods have lulls meanwhile his is constant content

[@corrinebudris7822]

@@elliottdresser9734 well he cuts out the lulls before he uploads them haha

[@tokenofdreams]

love the duality if the one person in chat saying “DONT LOSE PLEASE” and the person immediately after them saying “lose.”

[@wormicide3651]

There were parts during this stream where I cheered. I get sports fans now

[@yusufthegreat1232]

Ok nerd

[@TommyTom21]

Go pick up a football

[@MarpyPlarpy]

@@TommyTom21 American football is a questionable sport. It's wrestling but they have a ball.

[@bait1s]

@@TommyTom21 balls are meant to be kicked ⚽️

[@nickyeah9050]

@@MarpyPlarpy similar but less gay. They aren’t in skin tight suits with their junk squished against each other’s.

[@arcticfox9056]

54:19 The amount of times 'schlatt' gets hit within the next minute is rly funny to me

[@pvzjack8710]

It's officially called "Getting Mario Karted

[@BabyCocoMan]

I did not expect Schlatt to be so good at Mariokart lmfao

[@loops9742]

real ones knew. a tribute to minecraft

[@fairen4360]

no match for bond

[@eliaskjrbo8142]

Put me on with Schlatt, Dotcolin, Senny and the drift king on OG MkWii with the flame runner and Funky Kong, 100cc or 150cc. I WILL SMOKE ‘EM…. Probably… Ok maybe not, but I have a chance

[@justcallme_joshua4618]

They bastardized coconut mall.

[@fnafgamer4367]

Yes sadly

[@yusufthegreat1232]

Coconut 🥥

[@J0seph_Mother]

I'm so mad how they ruined coconut mall, the best part about that map is how small you felt driving through this massive mall with like 20 different paths but in this new one everything's so much smaller and most people just stick to one path cause its laid out in such a linier way, actually just ruined the best map ever

[@J0seph_Mother]

now vice versa I think they did amazing with Ninja Hideaway, it seems like too much in 200cc but in 150cc its so fun having all these paths, I honestly love the maps where no lap is the same and you can pick a completely different path, it makes the maps feel like brand new for much longer

[@3214LINK4123]

true, but best map is still waluigis pinball

[@roboturtle1429]

why did they put a fence in Choco Mountain near the finish line? it was kinda fun pushing people off the track in n64

[@blukester7994]

Bruh calm down

[@XforrestgumpX]

@@roboturtle1429 isn’t it that in tour you can’t fall off. So annoying they just used tour versions

[@YoutubePizzer]

The worst part is they could’ve made it better if they just made some new courses that weren’t ports from mario kart tour it would’ve been a bit better. Like every single one of these tracks was designed for a mechanically different game

[@pretzelguardian5218]

5 of them aren’t from tour though?

[@Mirage475]

Yeah it’s kind of a bummer but at the same time getting 48 courses for $25 is an insane deal. I think it means they don’t want to put that many resources into this so they can focus on MK9 in the future (though it might be MK10 since tour is an official Mainline MK entry per this dlc)

[@NaOkii]

@@pretzelguardian5218 they are remakes made for tour, ported to the Switch

[@HyperFlo519]

Kinda Disagree. The track switch is a fairly new mechanic for MK8DX, it's quite refreshing. For the lack of anti-gravity then explain Moo Moo Meadows, Yoshi Circuit, Yoshi Valley & Animal Crossing, all in the based game. And if Nintendo ever did new tracks for the DLC, don't expect it to cost only 25$, an accessible price even for low middle-class family. Also, Ninja Hideaway is better than some of the original 8 tracks.

[@E579Gaming]

I feel like they could of replaced all the plain colours and added a simple texture overlay to make the tracks look more like 8 tracks then ones on my phone

[@jasonmyneni8605]

Schlatt knowing RT means that he has a connection to Jacksepticeye and thus Markiplier and Pewdiepie. now THAT would be some interesting content.

[@UmmMoth]

1:19:17 Toad impressions got me cryin. Watched it a good ten times and couldn’t stop crying.

[@deegobooster]

Watching Schlatt sight read the new maps at 200cc is cool

[@royalfox3771]

Pog more Mario cart, you were so good on the last vod, and it was very interesting. Thank you Jschlatt.

[@KGntry]

"all right we did all dlc" "see you in 4 months" HOW DID RT KNOW

[@Mcburger644]

I’m glad he likes the new tracks

[@MildSatire]

Look at the title, genius. r/wooosh

[@Mcburger644]

@@MildSatire ironic

[@TheLethargicWeirdo985]

@@MildSatire I think that he maybe, just maybe, might be talking ironically

[@killervikstar9176]

he clearly likes it!

[@rickykozak58]

@@MildSatire he clearly likes it!

[@TurnipBoy]

I love rtgame so much I can't wait to see if he does more content with these guys not to be sappy but they all make me so happy :)

[@enzoarweq4525]

omg yes me too! its so nice seeing them together!

[@rickykozak58]

Bars

[@collinm.4652]

@@rickykozak58 more poetry than bars

[@ironzzzebra]

"What a fucking loser" -schlatt

[@akiyuavi]

59:12 schlatt's pure chaotic laughter kinda reminds me of the goop lifelink

[@alexlaycock5878]

I got a little sad when shroom ridge was mistaken for a Mario kart tour ad, it was ds originally

[@roboturtle1429]

why does it say 3ds on nintendo's website?

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

@@roboturtle1429 it says DS in the menu too

[@engasal]

Schlatt mad attractive in this one wth

[@pakiprime9158]

We always appreciate new "Schlatt" content

[@SeverinHawkland7855]

Shlatt: ah, i'l take third. Tubbo: yay, tenth.

[@Wataadog]

Are we not gonna talk ab “schlatt’s” fucking crazy good clash Royal king impression at 35:31

[@jenkinsfamily2229]

A collab between Schlatt and RT is like a dream come true

[@Mythikal13]

Tubbo deserved more respect for liking mushrooms and how they look lol

[@AI_GAMER_GUY]

29:08 I like how that one guy in the chat says basic probability guys 🤣

[@MrGolden365]

I always thought schlatt was older than me, thanks to this stream I now know I’m a month older and don’t know how to feel about that 😂

[@lOI0IOl962]

Not surprising, "schlatt" was forced to grow up early after what he did in 1999

[@marsywarsy_]

i love all ur mario kart streams! keep up the great work big guy! :)

[@SergeantDC]

It takes a normal man to become a Theodore, but it takes a god to become a Drift King.

[@Nae_Ayy]

I like how mariomike is canonically Peter Griffin

[@joshworland5762]

I think "mario mike" literally voted coconut mall every time

[@dustpanhandle]

this is by far my favorite stream ive rewatched this multiple times now

[@DripBox07]

So I've made an interesting discovery. Apparently in my sleep, I've been turning on phone, plugging in headphones and watching vods, mostly jschlatt vods. I do t know what this means, but I am terrified.

[@whitefang9758]

Been looking forward to this so much.

[@jarl1334]

31:12 jack is so British, he doesn't say what happened he says *what has occurred there?*

[@bhimaniamaan6924]

Still my favorite vod even now tbh, it's always fun to come back and watch this one every once in awhile

[@lovinbeats2669]

Official sport: Mario Kart, Fan favorite: Schlatt

[@eliaskjrbo8142]

1:32:33 “I’m talkin’ to you Manifold

[@SpaceLegends]

Schlatt is so satisfyingly good at mariokart

[@feaddbear]

Loved this stream so I'm watching it again

[@gabrielurieta9360]

Seeing jschlatt playing making a perfect drifting is so satisfying

[@xxyep_stuffxx4674]

This is just one of my favorite streams I've watched it so many times

[@blueflame1863]

5:11 we looooove that code leak

[@stingraygaminglive9692]

Dude I LOVE the Mario kart 8 deluxe streams even though I miss them when they are live

[@JFry224]

Schlatt actually being goated at Mario kart is the best random thing he has going for him

[@bumbalaaa]

Half a decade and the tracks look like crudely modded-in content from fans, like when people put galaxy maps in odyssey

[@avedisian8648]

props for playing on the wheel tubbo

[@707Honeypot]

The beautiful glide vector on coconut mall was beautiful 😩👌🏻 great video

[@caden90]

"Ad•met•at•ley" - Tubbo

[@theshah2622]

RT will be the Drift king in my heart

[@PstrywBerryDraws]

I love schlatt playing mario kart

[@RealHumanVT]

Schlatt got bonded

[@WaterTastesLikeNo]

1:31:01 Literally the Red Sea 1:34:11 Jschlatt parting the Red Sea

[@tango9127]

42:18 is my favorite part 😂

[@drlemonjelly7085]

Will the Minecraft streams be on here? I couldn’t watch them live so I was planning on watching it here.

[@zldeks]

Ooh, I hope they are. They were pretty funny

[@zeen9505]

A year late, but they changed the cars to move in coconut mall now. They now peel out and can hit u

[@joebidome384]

Now I remember during one of the sleep deprived episodes him and the gang were playing mario kart and this goober was COMPLAINING about the other members not picking any new tracks

[@BeeLover420]

This is such a fun group, so entertaining to watch :]

[@jonton4061]

I watched this fully and I started watching this at 2 am

[@Cowmaize]

This is the weirdest damn crossover to see RT and schlatt lmao

[@YoutubePizzer]

schlatt do u mind turning up the bitrate in the vods cos the compression is def significantly harder in this VOD than youtube 1080p60 can go

[@BasedBran]

This ain’t your usual “schllat” video but it is “great”

[@SamanthaTheSonicFan]

Now that I have Schlatt’s Mii design, I’m totally gonna make him now 😂

[@estebanss4]

1:19:51 Man, not even here and still getting dunked on, Will it ever end?

[@Alex-bq2zg]

Schlatt: "Key word, Germany....

[@MistakeCentral]

Shlatt has reminded me of the glory or dr pepper zero, I must got out tomorrow and get a case of dr pepper zero

[@MistakeCentral]

Update: I have bought a 24 pack of Dr Pepper zero

[@angelikah5870]

@@MistakeCentral was it good

[@MistakeCentral]

@@angelikah5870 yes it definitely was, Dr Pepper zero has got to be one of the best “diet” sodas

[@oobabaa9684]

"i speed down the highway to this song" *silence*

[@Hyde_Tolut]

i cant believe this video of jschlatt get me into mario kart franchise and mario game in general, and im really grateful for it

[@SJMan2022]

I have a newfound respect for Schlatt because we have the same birthday (September 10th)

[@derekshmerick]

it shows where the tracks come from in the bottom left corner and it kind of annoys me how no one sees that

[@sammyebonyhorn4173]

I remember I got a bullet bill in first and overlapped the race. I am pretty sure that isnt even supposed to happen as some items seem to only be available at certain places

[@dark_optix4437]

my schmeatwich deluxe just got delivered i LOVE this "MEAT"

[@matthewcline5352]

I took a shoebox of MTG cards through an airport in Idaho and they x-rayed it, and took it out to go though all of the magic cards individually.

[@codi3k]

But wait, who's the real Drift King™? Is it funny goat man, funny Irish man or funny moderator man?

[@chittasticchitta1164]

the nintendo import team has now gone into hibernation for the next 7 years

[@genericusername6204]

3:53 that rather the day 1 patch, which literally every switch fame needs

[@enzoarweq4525]

YEEES FINALLY RTGAME AND SCHLATT!!!

[@lenlen8099]

This reminds me of the time I accidentally took a knife to an airport

[@itsmaddiebee]

I’ve accidentally gotten through with a pocket knife a few times.

[@tajkoreddeninthearctic194]

Ah yes this reminds me of the accidental knife incident of ‘09

[@cyndaquilmf]

Yey, a Schlatt Vod for my birthday 😍

[@ethanduncan418]

Happy birthday

[@cyndaquilmf]

@@ethanduncan418 Thank you !!

[@andrewg.3281]

"They're all tour tracks" Bro, two of them are.

[@wooonerf3195]

@Andrew G. Ninja Hideaway isn't a new track. It's also from tour

[@TheTrueXaver]

all the "remastered" ones are just tour versions ported to the mk8 engine

[@xayax7920]

The thumbnail for this really looks like schlatt when he yells

[@vampiresgrave]

THE CURLS

[@original_recipes_]

Never imagined i would see a GradeAUnderA reference in a JSchlatt video

[@inluvwgreen]

schlatt playing mario cart is my favorite

[@pidialski]

„schlatt” should do more mario kart videos

[@m.3228]

tubbos favourite word is “apparently”

[@comatosedarkonme4379]

Where can you find jschlatts content and when? There's live streams every other week? Anyone know?

[@pluto_9544]

fun fact, you can break a blue shell with the speaker looking box (idk the name)

[@Horsemeetfan19]

This goes hard

[@LilLevi09]

At 35:02 when Schlatt says “fuck off” my KZbin crashed 😂

[@al3x_dev254]

Yess new video!!

[@Zbubzbeez]

from peter griffin to joe swanson to markeplier to adam west voice acting

[@WicFarley]

1:42:24 is the best part lmfao

[@tinnikolaking665]

When he played the music i couldnt hear it on youtube

[@HammyVille]

I had a dream last night where I was on a plane to Hawaii with everyone in this video and we did a Mario kart stream

[@penguinzxvx1291]

Update came out recently and now the cars move for Coconut Mall