Judge FIGHTS Lawyer | Tales From the Bottle

[@Qxir]

CORRECTION: I believe the lawyer is saying "waiving" rather than "leaving", contrary to the subtitles :) Join membership: kzbin.info/door/GHDQtN_vzFYJaq_Fx1eikgjoin Second Channel: kzbin.info/door/t93hxFmjppL5nLRAX94UrA Merch: qxir.creator-spring.com/ Patreon: www.patreon.com/qxir Twitter: twitter.com/QxirYT Discord: discord.gg/jZzvvwJ Twitch: www.twitch.tv/qxiryt/ Subreddit: www.reddit.com/r/Qxir/

[@josephschutkin4851]

Goated video ngl

[@lizzycoax]

cool links 😎 mind if I click them

[@lizzycoax]

Also engineer gaming

[@Cardboard_object]

Boop

[@rodrigopazin]

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[@hesselzuijderduijn9262]

"Fighting a case in court" to a new level

[@c4rd176]

Beautiful haha

[@elevatedone7599]

The Florida man is a special species

[@_hi_pwr]

If my lawyer OR my judge aren't down to throw hands then I don't want them

[@mauricedavis2160]

You probably get real justice this way!!!🙏🤔⚖️

[@danbreen1916]

One plead out and one bleed out

[@Zarincos]

It's insane that the initial "penalty" for a judge getting into a fistfight with a lawyer was a 4-week paid vacation.

[@Lex_Fur]

But he got fired

[@8bitorgy]

You'd be lucky to get 2 years probation

[@sexhaver4887]

its his reward for winning the fight

[@jhoughjr1]

That judge should be in prison

[@oldschoolR94]

@@Lex_Fur keyword “initial”

[@psilosighin]

“If you wanna fight let’s go out back and I’ll just beat your ass.” If I heard this in court I would lose my shit😂

[@greenstacks2397]

Dem Florida judges don't play 😂

[@SLOCLMBR]

I'm definitely going to help my lawyer

[@somename9204]

@@SLOCLMBR foreal im backing my lawyer

[@RealThorn]

Hes not saying "I'm not leaving.". He is saying "I'm not waiving.", as in waiving the right to a speedy trial.

[@mooganify]

Yeah good point, not sure who put those there.

[@eskipotato]

Qxir also says 'waiving' and not 'leaving', so I think those subtitles were already on the footage and are just wrong

[@Jim73]

How is 175 days supposed to be "speedy"? When you're in jail cause you don't have the means to pay bail. Sucks. Lose your job, lose your lease. Gotta be more fair.

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

@@Jim73 24/7 courtrooms. Three times as fast. Cut it to 69 days or less.

[@ADogNamedStay]

@@grizzlyaddams3606 ....wooooof.... Imagine the nightshift judges and lawyers. Holy fuck.

[@thomasawl]

The fact that everyone just sits quietly and lets this continue without intervention is relatable.

[@Woody_Florida]

There is, unfortunately, a good chance they have just seen a lot of that stuff before and are just unfazed.

[@charlessaint7926]

Like two kids fight in class after weeks of taunting one another. Not even the teacher steps in.

[@laa0fa502]

And then clap when he get back

[@Adrian-zd4cs]

It's Florida, I'm sure they've all seen crazier

[@anoobis117]

honestly though, who in their right mind would try to battle with fisticuffs two representatives of the Law? their entire job is to squash that kind of thing behind bars and paperwork

[@Boredman567]

I can't blame the lawyer for quitting in protest afterwards. For the judge to get such a slap on the wrist and a warm welcome back, it shows a complete disregard for the rights of the accused and a blatant level of corruption. He was right to be frustrated and disillusioned, and I'm glad that the judge eventually got permanently removed.

[@SaltyAsTheSea]

Something strange happened that day. The people judged the judge, they applauded his return and then and there, the court decided unanimously that the lawyer must have been just one giant pain in the ass. It's super wack he didn't just get fired then and there but I must admit there's a beauty to the story. I mean, some of those people were there to be sentenced by the Judge, yet they were pleased by the spectacle? Maybe they saw the judge as more human and somehow trusted him more for whooping some ass? 😂 just wild thoughts but the reactions are so strange it makes one wonder 🤔

[@mrmawster9786]

@@SaltyAsTheSea they're sucking up to him so they could lighter sentences 😂

[@TheUnseenPath]

Judges usually get a slap on the wrist. You can't sue them and they can override the verdict or go against the law with sentencing. No way courts should have this much power.

[@JohnBlacksouls]

they both were consenting individuals

[@violetsrayreikishop2]

Right the supposed to hold up the law and have a level of decency in court I'm glad he got removed because that's definitely corruption for him to be welcomed beck like that.

[@richardsanchez9190]

That's it. No other lawyer is ever allowed to say "I'll fight for you" except this dude.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Nah lawyers can still say it since He's a judge

[@richardsanchez9190]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 yeah but this dude literally fought

[@lizzycoax]

@yes engineer gaming

[@mehmeh1999]

My guy got the exclusive copyright to that now.

[@chonchjohnch]

Saul Goodman would fight for you

[@FayeHunter]

Dude IMMEDIATELY accepted the fight and started walking. Very Florida Man.

[@elliotw5918]

That's what is was gonna say! As soon as he said go, he was going!

[@MA-kr6yv]

@@elliotw5918 he was on go time 😂😂😭😭

[@Skip.8221]

The *second* I saw the photo of the courthouse my first thought was 'man I bet this is in Florida'

[@grizzlyaddams3606]

Did you see what the black guy did?

[@lizzycoax]

@yes engineer gaming

[@TheEDFLegacy]

What scares me more is not the judge getting into a fight, but the fact that he proceeded to make judgments and verdicts on seven of the public defenders clients - _without_ council present. That would almost immediately get any lawyer salivating for not just getting the charges waived for those clients, but possibly even a lawsuit for the breach of their rights. Does anyone know what happened with those seven cases by chance? I couldn't find anything on them.

[@penguinrevolution9041]

People have a right to a public defender, they are not required to have one if they do not wish too. They likely waived public defence

[@stevenschnepp576]

@@penguinrevolution9041 I didn't hear the first guy waive his right to an attorney. Why are you assuming they did? Was it the unimpeachable professionalism of the judge who got into a fistfight with a lawyer on company time?

[@crazestyle83]

It wasn't a trial. Just pleadings and setting court dates. Strictly clerical.

[@MidMo4020]

@@stevenschnepp576they were probably arraignments . They hafta formally charge you of something then set a court date. In the meantime is when you hire a lawyer or apply for public defender. Chances are with those people he simply continued their court date a week or two. He might have done something stupid out of anger, but I don’t think he would frivolously mess up the remaining cases. If they were traffic related or some misdemeanor with no jail some just plead guilty and take their fine right there. Appearing is a formality.

[@kirbya9545]

Did you get your law degree from Reddit university? I’m sure if the attorneys didn’t need to be present they wouldn’t be there. Yes he got into a fist fight but i doubt the judge would allow no representation to be allowed without a lawyer, if it was illegal, since that takes planning

[@metalbullets]

“Your honor, I would like to speak on my own offense and claim a mistrial” judge: “on what grounds?” “On the grounds that you just.. beat up my lawyer, your honor.”

[@michaelhanford8139]

I hear you but this was just a hearing not a trial. I couldn't have contained myself, when the judge proceeded, i'd have said 'that's just how my situation progressed...so i smacked him the same as you just did.'

[@jaybee9269]

I’d be afraid the judge would want to fight me.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@jaybee9269 fighting a judge is on my bucket list along with fighting a member of every American political party and a member of every branch of government. When I say fight a judge I mean one on every circuit.

[@SudrianTales]

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus 1st circuit Judge when you approach: *Been too long since I pulled out fisticuffs* (Pulls off shirt revealing Jojo style body) *and I'm a tier one judge, get ready to fight us all boy*

[@retardcorpsman]

@@SudrianTales [Splash text appears] **JOHN G. ROBERTS** *17th CHIEF JUSTICE OF THE SUPREME COURT, SUBSIDIARY OF THE USA*

[@eNodeTG]

Public defender both figuratively and literally fighting for the public against a harsh and unforgiving justice system. This person deserves a medal.

[@elyg6531]

@Will tf?

[@floridanews8786]

You don't win a medal for getting your @$$ beat! Damn genz kids.

[@chancejacobs8708]

​@Will you're gonna have a great time when a cop plants drugs on you and you end up in prison for something you didn't do

[@froginabucket7294]

@@chancejacobs8708 what time period are you living in

[@newfie7559]

​@@froginabucket7294 the current one. They can actually steal your money too. They do it all the time.

[@uncleseamus4289]

Imagine you got a jury summons, you are dreading it for weeks. Reluctantly go in and sit down to be treated with this. You'd be on cloud nine, You now don't have to finish jury duty due to being contaminated and you got to see a lawyer and a freaking judge step out to duke it out.

[@markg.1159]

The jury wouldn't be present during this process. They'd be in another room waiting to see if any of cases scheduled for resolution that day actually went to trial (as opposed to a plea bargain). My jury duty involved getting some training, waiting around for a couple hours with the other jurors, and then going home. Never even saw in the inside of the court room.

[@morganfreeman5260]

@@markg.1159are you dumb or are you dumb? how do you think the jury gets facts on the case? they read about it online? no idiot, they are in the court room listening to the defendant’s case and the prosecutor

[@TheRealMycanthrope]

​@@morganfreeman5260 yes, IF they are ASSIGNED to a trial, AFTER reporting for jury duty. You twit.

[@gabrielc7861]

​@@markg.1159 How thick is the insulation of that room compared to their fight?

[@jaspertucker1456]

i love how the defendant, after watching his lawyer get beat up, still goes "yeah I think I could take that judge, give me my speedy trial"

[@nsahandler]

The fact that the judge asked that dude a question after his lawyer was assaulted and arrested basically ensured he was a free man. It turns out that the right to an attorney can't be deprived because a judge decides to step out and bang it up with said attorney. Especially for the act of disagreeing with him.

[@hossdelgado626]

Tbf, the lawyer at least winded the guy, I think he has a good shot if the judge doesn't get his second wind

[@nsahandler]

@@hossdelgado626 pretty sure - by the audio - the judge and the lawyer squared up and scuffled. My best guess is that the bailiff or sheriffs instantly apprehended the lawyer and the judge came in "winded."

[@hossdelgado626]

@@nsahandler I was cracking a joke.. watch your head there, the joke missed you and almost gave you whiplash on the way by

[@justind9631]

@@nsahandler yep the lawyer was taken in put into custody and was let to leave until the second day

[@shootingchomper]

The fact the everyone started clapping is the most American thing ever

[@looniemoonie5955]

Nah the most American would be if there were guns involved.

[@louiscypher4186]

@@looniemoonie5955 There's 3 rules in America: No fighting in the war room No guns in the court room and No meat in hotdogs.

[@zippolighter4903]

@@louiscypher4186 Then what the hell have I been eating this entire time?

[@lava-yq7tf]

@@zippolighter4903 well, there is meat in hot dogs. It's just that the meat is the lowest quality there is.

[@younkinjames8571]

The clapping lemmings were anything but american...

[@ChuckleHoneybear]

He really said I’ll serve you these hands😂

[@Akutukananu]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 hands 🙌🏾

[@oliverwells8011]

And if us normal citizens got into a fight at a courthouse we'd be in jail with felony charges, but if you're part of the protected class you just get fired

[@dingusmyers]

or you get put on paid leave

[@Dravianpn02]

@Joseph Stalin they cheered the wrong person.

[@Foxrich99]

It wasn't a fight, it was trial by combat

[@-bubby9633]

>if a normal person If a normal MALE. A woman would never get that punishment. They are the ultimate protected class

[@Maker0824]

I feel like if you challenged someone to a fight, and they took you up on that (meaning both parties consented (I'm not sure of that was true in this case)) and security let you do it, then I don't think you would go to jail. I don't think the judge should go to jail (which it sounds like you might be implying). I do think the judge 100% deserved more punishment than a paid vacation until the media got on him. He may never have been punished at all if this didn't become well known.

[@paulgaskins7713]

I love this; this is an extreme but clear case of a public defender actually defending a member of the public and doing it in a way that is extremely disrespectful to the court on one hand but almost hero level when it comes to standing up for the individuals constitutional rights. Most public defenders aren’t like that one bit and depending on the situation the public defender is nothing more than a mouth piece to deliver the necessary law jargon most people see as almost a second language

[@cx2900]

that judge's court was not deserving of respect anyway

[@ricky-sanchez]

It is a second language, it's called legalese.

[@DemonReign23]

Really bothered me when he got an ass-kissing applause.

[@jonslg240]

*Refusing to wave your clients right to a speedy trial just because the court is backed up IS NOT disrespectful to the court at all.*

[@SeanKula]

Giga Chad right here

[@KC-Mitch]

Second you said “Brevard County, Florida” I was just like “ahhh, yes. It’s all coming together” 😂

[@greenflagracing7067]

Back in the 80s there was a criminal court in southern California where, somehow, a gun fight between a defendant and court security and including the judge, broke out. His Honor ducked behind the bench and got off a few shots. Sometime later gunmaker Taurus brought out their Judge line of revolvers, although I'm sure there was no connection.

[@ladybuzzkillington2072]

Yo do you have a link to any articles on that. Sounds crazy as hell.

[@greenflagracing7067]

@@ladybuzzkillington2072 I wish I did, one of the guys in the office was there. I think it was in the Torrance courthouse. I'll look around.

[@peanutsplatoon9826]

Lord that sounds crazy

[@RAFMnBgaming]

It's worrying that trying to google this brought me up about 100 years worth of different courthouse shootouts.

[@Josep_Hernandez_Lujan]

@@RAFMnBgaming It will, one of the top results: Research Note: Courthouse Shootings 1907-2007 In this descriptive study of 500 sheriff’s departments across the United States, 114 courthouse shootings are examined for motive, weapon availability, and casualties occurred.

[@Robert-xp4ii]

The truth is, that judge has probably never given any consideration for a defendants current situation so I'm not sure why he thought anyone would give 2 shits about what was going on in his life.

[@lizzycoax]

@yes engineer gaming

[@cloroxbleach3367]

@yes not related to the topic at all but thank you for the link I've been looking for good potato wedge recipes for my air fryer

[@johnfuckingkennedy7204]

@@lizzycoax yes

[@cx2900]

@E Van You can absolutely get charged with assault for fighting a willing participant. Two guys just saying "let's fight!" and "ok!" doesn't cut it lol

[@cloroxbleach3367]

@@cx2900 it depends what state some states like Texas where I'm from have mutual combat laws so you can legally fist fight if both people agree

[@thezucclord-3738]

Imagine being the defendant, your defense is opting for speedy trial and then the judge beats the shit out of your lawyer, what do you do at that point?

[@andresfgp13]

you go out and get a better, stronger Lawyer.

[@sonofabiscuiteatingbulldog]

Pray

[@StrokeMahEgo]

You just had the speediest of trials (by combat) so you just lost. Guilty.

[@user-xd8cn8fg6e]

you challenge the judge for a fight and if you win you get to walk free

[@davis4555]

As an American attorney in a particularly relevant state, you did your homework! Speedy trial times and everything! Great work!

[@Enter54623]

I fucking love your username/profile pic combo

[@davis4555]

@@Enter54623 Thanks!

[@FluidThinker]

How frustrating is the law system in America?

[@davis4555]

@@FluidThinker Honestly, it's not as bad as people say. It has a lot of protections for defendants built in. For example, speedy trial is intended to allow a quick resolution to the issue so it doesn't linger and destroy the defendant's life in case he'snot guilty, but the defendant can waive it for strategic reasons. The 5th Amendment means that you can't be compelled to testify against yourself. The 6th Amendment guarantees you a lawyer to assist you in your defense, and there are a lot of similar protections: jury trials with the defense and prosecution both picking the jurors together, a high burden of proof on the prosecutor, no burden of proof for the defense, broad discovery for the sharing of evidence between the parties, 4th Amendment protections requiring a warrant signed by a judge to search your property, reasonable bonds for pretrial release are required (depending on many factors, including the seriousness of the charge and the defendant's criminal record), etc. Most cases end in pleas, but from my experience, that is usually the best option for the person taking it. Honestly, the hardest parts about it are the residual issues. Suspended driver licenses for certain offenses are a very common complaint. Another issue is that the system is set up in a way that can be abused by the prosecution overcharging and then offering to drop several charges to bully a defendant to plea; however, if those charges are baseless, then the defense can, and should, file motions to dismiss with the court. I've resolved more cases through morions to suppress evidence and motions to dismiss than through trial. There are a lot of misconceptions about the American criminal court. I've thought about making a video series to explain American law, including criminal, administrative, appellate, civil, and others I've practiced, but finding the time, and making it quality enough to be impactful, is basically like taking on a second job. Edit: I forgot Double Jeopardy. Once acquitted at trial, the prosecutor cannot appeal and the case is closed. In the US, the prosecutor can appeal a legal decision by a judge (like for evidentiary motions), but a not-guilty verdict is the end of it.

[@RhycenSparn]

Dear law dog Since the judge proceeds with the trial without the defending attorney present, would this be grounds for a mistrial. (I'm guessing the answer is pretty obvious, I'm just testing my knowledge on the criminal law)

[@Angel-cv9nc]

Me: "How do I win a case?" Google: "Hire a good attorney" Bing:

[@amicaaranearum]

Underrated joke!

[@2011tjsmith]

I love how before the judge is even finished saying, "You wanna go out back and fight?" The lawyer is already walking to the door. He'd had enough of his s$@t!

[@WalnutOW]

Shoutout to all lawyers currently fighting for our rights.

[@mushyroom9569]

Lawyers fight for a paycheck. There is good reason they are the most universally hated profession.

[@quekivan8475]

@@mushyroom9569 not Saul Goodman though.

[@TemmieContingenC]

@@quekivan8475 Saul for Supreme Court judge

[@doppelkupplungsgetriebe]

@@TemmieContingenC assuming he gets out early

[@myblacklab7]

@@mushyroom9569 It depends on the lawyer. Unfortunately, we need them (and I may be one). It's sort of the same thing as police - it sucks that we need them, and some are jerks, but without them things go to hell in a hand basket real quick.

[@TheAurelianProject]

The fact that we can’t see the fight but just can just hear the judge going absolutely ballistic on that lawyer distantly in the background actually makes this situation even more funny.

[@iwouldrathernot4274]

No security footage of a hallway in a court house? I call bs, they just didnt release it.

[@kameronjones7139]

@@iwouldrathernot4274 probably but still funny

[@DonTako47]

Without a doubt 😂😂😂😂

[@BillyOnYouTube]

Your username is awesome

[@secretbaguette]

And then the fact that the Judge just comes back in, and proceeds to fucking joke about it with the jury/peanut gallery, what a guy.

[@sakomeow]

I love that the lawyer is just ready to go too. Instantly starts walking. This ain't no baseball fight, these men went directly to blows. Public defender too, what a dedicated lawyer.

[@TheStonerKoala]

This episode of Better Call Saul is gonna be so good, man.

[@daisyjoy242]

Better call Saul is a great show

[@looniemoonie5955]

Jimmy when he finally be Slipping

[@Yan.the.Disastrous]

I love bitter coleslaw

[@shronkler1994]

god i love recommendation to contact jimmy "saul goodman" mcgill

[@elliottmoore4405]

The guy is also entitled to a lawyer. He could have just waited till he came back.

[@mattmarzula]

Yep. You right.

[@thehuninthesungames9244]

I leave this channel for 2 months and when I come back it starts of in florida. I swear this is one of the best yt channels out there

[@qaphqa]

I am friends with a number of public defenders, which means i was way less surprised than I'd like to be by this video. Great episode, dear Qxir!!!

[@despondr.1484]

bruh how often does this happen

[@ryanjones7681]

Can't be friends with pond scum.

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

I've seen this footage a number of times, and it peeves me because no one brings up the rights of the accused and how this defendant was deprived his right to due process in so many ways...

[@nsahandler]

The State Supreme Court literally cites this as the extraordinary reason for his unilateral firing and having him disbarred. The fact that the judge asked the defendant to commit to any legal proceeding after being deprived of his attorney via PHYSICAL ALTERCATION OF THE JUDGE cemented his fate. It turns out that the "right to an attorney" isn't negotiable.

[@neophobicnyctophile8264]

@@nsahandler Reading your comment made be feel better :D thank you

[@jlu3605]

As an American, you do a great job of bringing hard truths to light, while simultaneously making me laugh. Cheers mate.

[@JohnTitor20361]

Us American's dont say mate...

[@olivercharles2930]

@@JohnTitor20361All 300 million of you don't act the same, mate.

[@EuTrabalhoParaSagres510]

​@@JohnTitor20361 innit, mate

[@ericeric-zv2qs]

That would be the judges seven counts of violating somebody's constitutional rights by going on without a public defender. He should have served a minimum of 20 years in prison. But we all know that's not how our court system works anymore.

[@daviddechamplain5718]

I was thinking that myself. I wonder if any resulting convictions or pleas were tossed on appeal.

[@jhoughjr1]

Gotta get our own justice these days

[@fders938]

20 years (minimum) over a fist fight? Thank god you're not a judge.

[@MrDachsundPower]

@@fders938 That was not what he said…

[@adenkyramud5005]

@@fders938 20 years for violating a defendant's constitutional rights. Not for the fist fight.

[@panqueque445]

Imagine the judge beats the shit out of your lawyer and you're just left there on your own.

[@rocknbagel8662]

Thank you for making these videos and entertaining me at my slow day job. I’ve been watching your videos for about a year and a half give or take and you never cease to entertain. Keep it up!

[@Sturmensky]

That judge's behavior was utterly unprofessional. Physically striking the attorney or not, his behavior was unacceptable. The "paid leave" (i.e., vacation) "punishment" was ridiculous. Glad he was later permanently removed - though it shouldn't have only occurred because an outcry followed. Also wtf was with that clapping?

[@tracym8952]

The clapping was out of fear like how saddam liked it

[@rooroomiri]

Based Florida judge. Like a modern day duel of honor. Court simps are mad lol

[@Sturmensky]

@@rooroomiri Hey, if you want a biased judge who literally assaults your lawyer, then leaves you without proper council, by all means, you do you. Some of us happen to think that judges should be forced to do the job we're paying them for - i.e., be impartial and effective third parties. Me? I value my tax dollars.

[@curbyourshi1056]

@@Sturmensky I prefer counsel, but hey ho. I also like a good fight.

[@jame2182]

All courts are totally boring. Plus all judges get paid to put people in jail. It's known now as the PRISON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. the judge has to make money for the police to cover their cost to justify their existence. They are paid to keep the jails full. ONLY HUMAN BEINGS LIKE BILL CLINTON AND JUSSIE SMOLLETT PURCHASE THE GET OUT OF JAIL FREE CARD

[@A_Google_User.]

"All rise... those hands to fight the honorable judge Murphy"

[@ricky-sanchez]

He's gonna lay down the law, and his opponents.

[@Br0ns0n]

"...of course it was Florida..." I laughed so loud my wife came in to see what was up.

[@nodescriptionavailable3842]

Most public defenders are friends with the judge and function as passive prosecutors, he fucked up when he tried to do his job the right way

[@garrysekelli6776]

And he didnt know that he was up against judge Dread.

[@LTPottenger]

It wasn't that he asked for speedy trial but the idiot could not even answer a question directly. Not a guy you'd want defending you.

[@rickjames8317]

100% right. The judicial system isn't really made for everyone to get a trial. It would bog down completely if everyone insisted on a trial. That's what pissed the judge off about this lawyer, he refused to cut deals and free up the court docket. That's why you have to be weary about taking a public defender's advice about a plea bargain. They are usually in cahoots with the prosecutor and judge to keep the system moving.

[@SaladofStones]

I don't know about that, from my experience, a lot of defenders tend to hate the prosecution and vice versa

[@SaladofStones]

@@rickjames8317 Its advice, not a requirement. Its not like the public defender can change how a trial is likely to go and they know how the system works. They tend to be pretty brutally honest about the situation and the chances, so if, like in one example, their client was caught on camera robbing a store and was found with said stolen items, its not like they have a lot of options. But client was part of the Sovereign Citizen movement and wanted that to be his argument, so the defender was forced to go with what his client wants rather than the best deal and it didn't work out well.

[@crystalmanta6150]

The scene of people yelling and fighting while the jury was just sitting there, was too funny

[@blackfalcon1324]

There was no jury there. This was an arraignment hearing.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@blackfalcon1324 Lol op has clearly never even crossed the street on red or broke curfew, give 'em a break on how the other side of the law works. Silver spoon types, ya know.

[@sophierobinson2738]

Each person is waiting their turn at the bar.

[@BlatantlySwedishPGN]

@@cdogthehedgehog6923 lol what? Not being dragged to court is... Silver spooning? I'm proud of never having to go to court. You're putting someone down for not getting caught committing crime... That is the dumbest thing I've seen today, and I was just talking to a flat earther.

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

@@BlatantlySwedishPGN Guess you haven't seen a mirror today if that was the dumbest thing you've seen. The op and you must be competing for top spot, eh?

[@johnwethekylow]

Finally the algorithm delivers, you're hilarious. Subscribed!

[@hannahbrown2728]

Hes like "That doesnt help me" when the guy says he wants his trial as fast as possible. Whatthe hell do youmean he literally awnsered your question. The defendant isnt the guy who sets the date, what more do you want him to say (other than trying to weasel him into waiving)

[@troywallace7011]

That's one lawyer I'd like to have on my side. You know he will fight for you.

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

Too bad they always loose their job. The injustice in this world. 😔

[@looniemoonie5955]

@@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247 well he wasn't fired, he quitted himself

[@cadenibz]

He got his ass beat

[@aliteralsnakewithatophat3247]

@@looniemoonie5955 Oh I wasnt reffering to the guy the joke was just in general.

[@asgsteveo9564]

People from Florida are a different breed😂 it's like they all wake up and actively compete against each other on who's gonna make head lines first😂😂

[@SpaceMissile]

it's all the heat and humidity. it'd make anybody a little crazy. lmao edit: not to mention the bugs.

[@serioushex3893]

the people in the courtroom were like "Well damn, i wasn't expecting court to be actually entertaining today"

[@Name-xs3bd]

As a Floridian who happens to have lived a mere 30 minutes from Brevard in for a few years, this does bring a smile to my face. Amazed I haven’t heard of it, thanks Qxir!

[@T_da_yung_goat]

this is too hilarious! legit looks like a skit from a sketch comedy show! they should make this a part of all trials, except with a boxing ring in the middle of the court room

[@nashooo5903]

I'm happy to see the good ol "trial by combat" still exists

[@P_erson]

“My lawyer could beat up your lawyer”

[@thuggins2086]

In my opinion, judges have too much power. Because it’s “their courtroom” they’re simply allowed to do or say whatever they want for the most part. The judge shouldn’t have any power whatsoever beyond handing out the final judgment, period.

[@dereklong2072]

For some Judge's it's a total ego/power trip. I fought a traffic citation in court and the Judge treated the whole process like she was starring on an episode of Judge Judy, belittling everybody and cracking jokes. It was sickening.

[@confucheese]

I’ve always thought the concept of judges seems extremely archaic. The fact that we still have to refer to them as “your honour” is ridiculous. They should of course be highly respected, but the amount of legal power they command is not justified when you consider how frequently a judges personal interests end up swaying the outcome of a trial. Western society likes to take pride in the diffusion of power from one to the many, and yet the central factor of our legal system is the consolidation of a massive amount of power into a single subjective individual. Of course, the way our legal system is built, we don’t really have a good alternative, since needing anymore than 1 person to do much of the responsibilities a Judge does would take way too much time. Having to convene a council for every single little thing like setting bail would be realistically impossible.

[@gregthomson2299]

Couldn’t the judge just hold the attorney in contempt, and order him out? I know in the UK judges are a law into themselves. They shout at people in the gallery if they have a hat on and threaten them, they can order someone taken into custody if they want.

[@Maker0824]

nah, I don't think they should be involved in final judgment (and most the time they aren't. Ever heard of a jury?). I think they should be a mediator like they often often often are. The role of a judge should be so low. Maybe the name should be changed?

[@pieterveenders9793]

@@confucheese Uhm, Western society does have such legal systems, just not in Anglo countries. In the Netherlands, if facing court for a serious charge (any felonies that potentially carry a multi year prison sentence) you're going to end up in what is known as the "multiple chamber", a court where 3 judges preside. It's done precisely to prevent such things as you mentioned; a judge's personal opinion potentially influencing the outcome of the sentence, or criminals pressuring/blackmailing a judge to influence the outcome. I have to mention we don't have jury's here for the reason that they're regarded as lacking professional impartiality and expertise. So the judgement is entirely decided upon by the judge(s).

[@Not_The_FBI_1992]

As an American... I'm strangely comfortable with this process. I want to see my lawyer and judge fight each other.

[@BSIII]

Same 😂

[@l3vi23]

Back to trial by combat like it should be

[@trevorm7013]

I’ve seen this video probably a dozen times and it’s gone viral 3 or 4 times and I swear it never gets old 😂

[@charlessaint7926]

Talk about a lawyer who is willing to *fight* for his client.

[@daisyjoy242]

The lawyer is fighting for his rights

[@wolu9456]

i'd couch him first [sand in the eyes best first move]might as well dirty Sanchez him that's epic and memorable enough tp make you a likeable guy then tackle him and hit his face till you get too tired. eye gouge probably get you prison time. see if you can take a chunk of ear off[street cred is worth a lot.] then make up a fake plausible story about f'in the judges wife or paying someone to seduce her.[hell arrange it after. he's a judge. ge deserves all the shit the world can give him] the judge will do the rest of the damage himself. the one thing you can't destroy is a idea.

[@charlessaint7926]

And lefts.

[@lava-yq7tf]

@@charlessaint7926 and apparently his downs

[@optimisticwatermelon]

Imagine getting beat up by the judge and then rewatching the clip, only for the judge to say "I'm an old man". Like, you got beat up by a judge, who then insulted you even more.

[@guyanomaly]

The judge was in the wrong here but even I have to admit that’s hard as fuck.

[@schlachthaus5]

Tales from the Bottle is my new favorite. Your sense of humor cracks me up! Cheers!

[@skunkrat01]

I bet the judge heard a lot of people talk about how they only committed said crime because they were in a very stressful time, had a mental illness such as PTSD, or both, and said, "that explains your behaviour but it does not excuse it", and threw the book at them. Bet those people wished they had had a judge who understood. Oh well. I'm sure they're fine now. It's not like the American prison system has done anyone any harm

[@lizzycoax]

@yes engineer gaming

[@evilkidd174]

I think you should speak to his manager Karen. Sorry it's low hanging fruit begging to be picked.

[@skunkrat01]

@@evilkidd174 you're right "Greased Scotsman" it is low hanging fruit. So glad there are no jokes about Scottish people... (Although I'd never tell them because I've lived in Scotland and it is seriously my favourite country, and I'm Aussie lol)

[@evilkidd174]

@@skunkrat01 you know what they say we don't wear beneath our kilts don't you?

[@skunkrat01]

@@evilkidd174 🤣🤣🤣 love it you 'eard

[@KaiUndMoritz]

I saw this and i always wanted someone else to do the research and make a video about it. Now with time passed i forgot about it and then Qxir comes along and blesses me and many people to this Mad Judge with balls of stupid steel

[@nickpizzi3678]

Hey Limey, this is America. In America we handle business!

[@LTPottenger]

Finally, the justice system working the way it's supposed to work!

[@lizzycoax]

@yes engineer gaming

[@Sawta]

"I'm Saul Goodman, and I'll fight for you!" "What's your W/L?"

[@jeremywhitlock7157]

I'm American and I loved your commentary, spot on 😂. This is an example of a public defender who said screw you i don't care who sign's my paycheck I'm working for the client. Unfortunately that isn't the case 95% of the time. My hat's off to this guy I'm glad he quit. I hope he started a private practice and is continuing the Good fight

[@johnrichards2089]

Another wonderful episode. And as a US Marine i say, no offence taken at all, my fine Irish friend. Its a crazy old mixed up world.

[@deletdis6173]

6:00 the fuckin boxing gloves hanging in the back damn near made me lose my breath. 🤣

[@anynonymous1585]

"I'll do it again"

[@NineteenEighty8]

Most underrated channel on YT. Thank you Qxir!

[@Toyota--Camry]

Your Honor, the defense would like to present these hands as evidence

[@Yee20234]

Your way of visualizing these weird and random situations + your commentary is simply hilarious. Thanks for your videos man we love u! Greetings from germany!

[@Bibidybobidy]

Love the story, the commentary, the illustrations, and the accent is a nice touch, too!

[@blairwilliams136]

I'm Canadian but God damn does this make me feel like a proud American watching how these 2 conducted business that day. Fantastic!

[@ThunderSims]

🇨🇦🇺🇲

[@ohaatageldi]

1:57 gotta love how everyone changed seats

[@fishboymanshark]

it distracted me from the video so muchhhhh does anyone know why they did this?

[@richardsanchez9190]

Well I think they were moving up to maintain whose next in order.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

They're literally just forming a line?

[@notryguy]

They really gave judicial combat a new meaning

[@TheStonerKoala]

I thought this was 'merica. You can't fight the judge? What happened to freedom? Good old fashioned agreed upon mutual combat! 'Merica baby!

[@jaybee9269]

Yep! Its undignified, though. We probably don’t see the whole incitement…

[@jayforeman5299]

Imagine what these judges get away with when there is no camera recording. Some of these guys really believe they are above the law.

[@matthewturley1152]

Clearly they are above the law

[@l3vi23]

Idk they both agreed to the fight that lawyer should have called it right there and found a way to get another judge to preside over the case.

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

????????? Did you skip the entire video and just comment? Two people consented to fight and the lawyer lost. Boo-fucking-hoo, should've just said "you're a judge, be professional" and all of this would've been avoided + it would probably help the defence.

[@matthewturley1152]

@@MaxiemumKarnage you just might be right about that

[@doggastiandoggatore6402]

They literally ARE the law. Why do people still think law is a god-given uncorruptible right? It's confusing and riddled in technicalities for a reason: so that the common citizen can't weild it. Wake tf up

[@blickyblicky9820]

Judge 👨‍⚖️ said you can catch these hands………..Honorably! 😭

[@Pachitaro]

Gotta keep the jury awake by any means necessary 💪

[@MrBonebus]

I remember this, the judge sucker punched him the second he got outside

[@troywallace7011]

It's not really a sucker punch when they both agree to fight and both walk outside lol

[@Devvo0z]

@@troywallace7011 Well when the other person thinks it's just going to be verbal it is a sucked punch.

[@anoob785]

@@Devvo0z they both agreed to fight

[@MrPoogly]

How is it a sucker punch if he went out too? Should have been ready to scrap the moment he stepped out

[@MA-kr6yv]

@@Devvo0z they agreed to a fight😂😂

[@MosquitoValentineNH]

How many of us just knew in our guts this story was gonna be out of Florida!? For anyone there trying to use “public embarrassment on the State” as reasoning for any argument is actually the more embarrassing one for how clueless they are

[@MrMan-sy4ev]

“Judge and lawyer get into fist fight” 😮 “Florida Judge and lawyer get into fist fight.” 😑

[@JimLockwoodShow]

That’s outrageous! The biggest goof of all is the judge. How dare he beat the shit out of a lawyer representing his client. I like how everyone clapped for him. What is their problem?

[@KrugerBabadook]

It's Florida

[@Enter54623]

Their problem is they don’t want to be next

[@ryanjones7681]

They're sheep blindly following authority. It makes our system horribly one sided...

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

You've obviously never met a defence lawyer

[@MaxiemumKarnage]

@@ryanjones7681 or, stay with me, people hate lawyers and have hated them for generations. This was satisfying to see, all context aside

[@taylor22222222]

This is definitely one of your top 5 just by how it's even more insanely ridiculous than your other (still) entertaining videos Ah and thank you for sparing any cheeky American jokes, though deservedly so lol

[@alexander0125]

Abe Lincoln on atleast one occasion went into the crowd you fight a heckler. Theres a reason why he's in the wrestling hall of fame

[@curiouslyt2123]

It’s funny how everyone is adjusting their seats or changed seats to get up to the front and one ol man in the front is lacing up them laces just incase it really pops off in there. 😂

[@steve64464]

I imagine that would be something Judge Dredd may do if he held a court session.

[@danieljohnson2005]

They both should’ve been disbarred. I also love that the judge tried to use the old PTSD defense. What a joke. He was most likely a JAG officer who never saw a minute of combat. I’m sick of seeing so many “veterans” claim PTSD when they were just POGs.

[@doggastiandoggatore6402]

Literally a get-outta-jail card in America. "Respect me! I served muh country!"

[@danieljohnson2005]

@@doggastiandoggatore6402 Unfortunately, you’re right. I’m a combat veteran, and I hate this more than anything. PTSD is a real thing, but it’s no excuse for breaking the law.

[@2centswren]

I love your videos! Great way to end the day.

[@knowledge3207]

Imagine being there for a speeding ticket and your lawyer beats up the judge

[@GBart]

Imagine hiring a lawyer for a speeding ticket

[@anynonymous1585]

"Bro I was just going 75 in a 55..."

[@someguy4915]

@@GBart How does one hire a public defender?... You get appointed a public defender unless you hire your own lawyer...

[@GBart]

@@someguy4915 for a speeding ticket?

[@MTGeomancer]

@@GBart Nope, speeding ticket is civil, not criminal. You do not have a right to a lawyer for civil matters

[@le9038]

Honestly, I believe Court fighting and Trail by Combat should be a thing and should come back. • we would drastically reduce how long it takes for justice to be served • Court wouldn't be so boring • Possible government sponsored fighting ring?

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Would you really want your average gym bro meathead as your lawyer?

[@Re2001CN]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 if they can win yes

[@chickenlittle5095]

And charge for admittance. Use the money to improve city ammenities

[@le9038]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 Would I want chad as my lawyer? of course. he's going to put the protein powder in his testimony.

[@jaybee9269]

“Welcome to another edition of…Thunderdome!”

[@Cool_Kid95]

Great video, I haven’t watched you in too long and I’m glad to see a great video.

[@Nefariously_ignorant]

This guy was deemed reasonable and sensible enough to become a judge and the people clapped when he came back in because they saw him winning this mindless fist fight as something to be proud of rather than a shameful display of idiocy during a trial Only in florida could people ever be this backwards

[@avamasquerade]

Only in Florida are they asking for it...from... themselves, I guess?

[@avamasquerade]

Only in Florida are they asking for it...from... themselves, I guess? Edit: upon further reflection, there seems to be a fairly sizable contingent of US States that have themselves comin' for 'em, not just Florida...

[@nota7660]

I know I live here

[@TheUnseenPath]

Backwards says the critic who probably lives in a state that obeyed lockdown and whose governor doesn't enforce the law but yeah, we're backwards. Last I checked...people are flocking here not to where you're at.

[@moos5221]

@@TheUnseenPath just like flies flock to the nearest pile of shit, yeah.

[@squid_cake]

"What could have possibly caused this to happen?" *Florida* "Ah that makes sense"

[@StingofTruth]

The attorney's slogan should be "i fight for clients"

[@Garrett316]

I knew EXACTLY what was coming the second I saw the title.

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

Anyone who tries to defend Florida is always from Florida. I wish we could just saw it off like Bugs Bunny did in that one cartoon and push it out to sea

[@Garrett316]

@@skeetsmcgrew3282 I live in Maryland. As crazy as Florida is, it’s Heaven compared to the nut jobs in the Baltimore area alone!

[@dwp138]

I think two men should be able to settle a disagreement without society collapsing into total chaos.

[@lsswappedcessna]

Settling a disagreement with a fight is sometimes reasonable. There's a reason humans have a history of violence: It works, when peace doesn't. That being said, the courtroom is no place for an MMA cage.

[@ryleynadhir4685]

This video and anyone defending the judge are a great example of toxic masculinity

[@jaybee9269]

@@lsswappedcessna >> Man is a wild animal at heart.

[@007megaoof]

And this is how

[@FantasticGreek]

This is why Trial by combat should come back

[@theunwelcome]

every time a lawyer gets his ass kicked, an angel gets its wings

[@jaybee9269]

😂😅

[@staggg_]

the client was definitely thinking yeah I’m about to do life

[@anynonymous1585]

Lawyer was thinking "I'm about to *take* a life."

[@josefstalin4532]

Gives the song "I Fought the Law" a whole new meaning..

[@alerey4363]

5:48 if you're Irish your opinion about a fight is always a professional one 😅

[@anynonymous1585]

Two things happened that day: The judge brought the law down on the guy, and he brought his fist to the lawyer's face.