Johnny Depp's funniest moments in court ( part 2 ) 💅🍷

[@kimberlybeth]

The second hand embarrassment we all felt when ambers attorney objected hearsay to himself 😂

[@cynthiahaney3229]

Fake johnny Depp scammers are asking for money stay safe

[@death_m3t4l_octopus]

@johnnydeppoffcl huh

[@I.like.wolves220]

​@Johnny Depp bro why you add the where you watching from. Like you gonna stalk them

[@sourdough3609]

Yeah ahaah

[@dishamathur8088]

Srsly 😂

[@itsjennamarie2239]

The 12 objections in row from Camille had me laughing SOOO HARD and the fact that the judge sustained ALL of them definitely says something! 😂😭

[@peacefulsoothingsoundss1650]

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[@craftypixel7992]

@King Brilliant and that was only in 19 minutes

[@alexandrahenderson4368]

@@craftypixel7992 damn 😭

[@JasonP407]

@because yes it means that the judge allowed all of the objections..

[@robyncondon6792]

@@alexandrahenderson4368 .

[@Noone-hk1vf]

The amount of times “hearsay” was said in this one court case has to be a world record

[@hazencringe]

LMAOOOOO

[@mr.pringles585]

Objection hearsay

[@kainaluday2265]

Objection Hearsay

[@notbakana3446]

Objection hearsay

[@kingdedede9124]

Objetion hearsay

[@vinnieg6161]

"I don't remember, I don't even remember what I had for breakfast" I feel ya buddy

[@defquick2410]

First real thing I've heard today

[@Monotone_Fallen]

@@defquick2410 fr tho

[@adgeifc]

Same it's so bad i forgot what i did to the gym in 1:00pm

[@Christrulesall2]

Objection. Calls for hearsay.

[@nothing23681]

Once I almost forgot my name

[@Ladybug.2727]

This entire court drama has made me love Johnny even more than before.

[@jessicacruz1977]

Me to. She is a piece work

[@marsattacks3455]

Yep I agree 😌

[@madimoo7126]

agreed

[@strawberryfrog3363]

@@jessicacruz1977 she?

[@sariahlace5944]

Me also.

[@Suegiclah]

This entire court case feels like a comedy.

[@cmsg303]

it really is

[@SHADOW-pu6qm]

Hope they make a movie of it aka a depp movie but she'll probably sue

[@purplepenguin17]

The first cry from amber though. You could tell it was fake

[@debbiesanderson9179]

Maybe on AH side its circus her lawyers, witnesses, friends, sneaky shit going passing notes, texting, Fraud Dr reading her notes Amber wrote for her to read hiding info from lawyers, judge telling her she has to copy. Etc lies BS

[@sariahlace5944]

Because of Amber

[@johnprice6271]

I will never get over the lawyer objecting to his own question, and the sound that played only made it better.

[@KrankyKranky1]

Lmao that android notification sound got me dead asf💀💀💀

[@grodygibsonlcd8038]

I’d walk the fuck out if I heard “objection heresay” fourteen times in the same sitting. Christ ALMIGHTY their I.Q’s are so low that YEARS of education still won’t matter, or they’re just trolling. The lawyers are HARD TROLLING on both sides.

[@Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy]

When’s the time stamp

[@MoostruckCoyote]

@@Yeeeeeeeehawcowboy 2:36

[@BloodRedKat]

I’m still dying over that 😂🤣

[@brianwaltershaw9961]

About a year later and I am still laughing my ass off😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alisonmurray8733]

Me too, hilarious 😂

[@xcenex479]

Same I will never forget watching that trial for hours on end😆

[@ghostly.t3a]

SAME

[@tellmesomething2412]

We all are

[@lillieraeg]

When she acted scared of Johnny 😃😭

[@blessymargarette1847]

"AQUAMANNN" ALWAYS GETS ME💀

[@TheIndependentLens]

Homegirl knows she wouldn't have been in Aquaman if he didn't pull some strings for her.

[@Nebulex78]

Objection hearsay

[@vinnieg6161]

@@Nebulex78 objection straight facts

[@horrorqueen3457]

I saw an animated version of the audio recording and I have it saved to my phone it's so funny and for what

[@iAmNothingness]

AKWAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAN

[@maniacal1870]

Her pretending like she's scared of him, with all these cops around, was one of the funniest things I have ever seen. It seems her getting a role in a semi-big movie made her think she was a good actress. She is mistaken.

[@999wrldlives7]

Its like she was audition for a cast 😂

[@ok_lyssa4012]

it was the funniest shit ever 😂😂😂😂😂

[@FaerieLoki]

Fr. Like she's scared of him when cops are around but when they were alone and the fights were being recorded, she'd have the biggest balls

[@Curiouswasabi]

When you skip acting classes😂

[@grimmy_27]

Agreed, it's absolutely hilarious when she does that. Typically, victims of abuse tend to keep their eyes on the abuser and try to be aware of their surroundings at all times, but it seems that Ms Turd's lawyers didn't advise her about that

[@TDoThis]

“Where the hell did Amber get these lawyers?” “Let’s bet on dollar tree” 💀💀

[@Yourlocalbaddiebestie]

I bet from a dumpster fire

[@TDoThis]

@@Yourlocalbaddiebestie or from the deepest crevices of a landfill 🤷🏾‍♀️

[@pghlinqq5806]

Naw from the article Ocean or something

[@Ivangmer07]

The thing is that THEY WERE LITERALLY WORKING WITH LIES!

[@TDoThis]

@@Ivangmer07 and not a single one correlated with each other bro- 😭😭

[@haveaniceday234]

The objection to his own question still gets me every single time 🤣

[@milacruz3970]

I still cringe so badly

[@Izzy-y1w]

DANANA NA NA

[@QuKun]

"uh... objection! .. heresay!-" 😂😂😂

[@virussbluee]

2 years, and i’m still laughing

[@blending_in]

still priceless

[@SugarBubbleTLovesYou]

The fact that she’s an actress and she can’t even cry properly on demand 😂

[@The_miIk]

I'm not even an qctor and I can cry on demand 😭

[@darlenebuck7825]

I can cry better than her even when I'm not upset and with real tears not invisible tears. not to mention she's a terrible actress and how Johnny loved and married this psychotic woman is beyond me.

[@andrewoberg]

her acting coach said that was her weakness

[@auto.36]

@Andrew Oberg And one of Depp's lawers used it against her in court (as she should've)

[@feetfindr]

I’m not an experienced actor and I can cry on command.

[@ana-vd7ir]

WHEN SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS SCARED OF HIM I LAUGHED SO HARD

[@vxvxvxvx2135]

LMAOOO SAMEE

[@mackenziethebestbrittanysd5561]

*steps away staring at Johnny* LMAO WHATBIS THAT

[@AlvinaYunoa]

As if you would just “forget” your “alleged abuser” that’s in the room and not be aware and kept your guard up. Fucking pathetic acting

[@highdarling]

FR ITS LIKE IDK HOW TO SAY ITS JUST RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY 😭💀

[@ghost_mylo_arcane]

*-IT SHOULDN'T BE FUNNY-*

[@FusionXIII]

I love how the judge said "order in the court" the first time the audience starts laughing, and now they just don't care, they're aware this whole trial is a joke.

[@woodyhorton8537]

Their enjoying it and so are we lol

[@TheBeatlesLover1962]

@Johny Depp 🅥 really? Using his situation as your own showcase? Get some dignity.

[@ibrahimkayikci2146]

@@TheBeatlesLover1962 Report them as spam so their bot accounts get banned.

[@FusionXIII]

@@ibrahimkayikci2146 way ahead of you

[@lisab4395]

@King Brilliant woah whoa woah no. no. wdf. no.

[@Jorie921]

I actually donated to vaping guy, love him and he wasn't paid to testify. Johnny's humor is amazing and on point. As an abuse victim, I can promise to you, humor is a very powerful coping mechanism.

[@Eye_Of_Odin978]

Vaping guy is honestly the best parts for me. This random dude who I don't even know is just straight-up in court getting questioned over video-call and he's just vaping and laughing about most of it. "I don't even remember what I had for breakfast that morning." That was funny as hell. Glad to hear he did it without pay.

[@Barnghost]

It's genuinely so heartwarming to see Johnny surrounded by so many supportive friends.

[@labitoku4235]

Its not "supportive friends", they just say the truth

[@heyimadino]

@@labitoku4235 everyone is Johnny's friend. ✨

[@justuravergekpopluvinfeminist]

@Gredo Bro overruled

[@justuravergekpopluvinfeminist]

@@labitoku4235 nah they're friends

[@shrimpbean]

@Gredo Bro objection hearsay

[@lucym954]

2 months later I’ve come back and ambers acting is still making me HOWL 🤣🤣🤣

[@cowcrap]

her acting was the reason i never finished Aquaman

[@maggiemccauslin1084]

and some people still take her side even though she obviously lied and faked things in Court lol

[@RoadWorkAhead.YeahIHopeItDoes]

​@@bubbles8120same

[@mrsuzan533]

@@bubbles8120 Pretty cool to know that the entire internet either thinks of this entire think as comedy or a try not to rage challenge. One of the few times that we all agree on something.

[@laylaknopfler5989]

I never could get through it ,always skipping it 😅

[@meluli09]

I love the way he defends himself, so calmy and even with a touch of humor. 😂 What a great man!!

[@aminatakone824]

she’s literally turning and crying in the jury’s direction . i bet she could draw all of them to perfection from memory only.

[@Purplechick101]

Literally nonstop, it's so unsettling. I heard the jurors refuse to look at her.

[@ani_girl820]

I can't even watch her crying since I will get the secondhand embarrassment.

[@EE-kt8sh]

@@Purplechick101 Why would the refuse to look? As if they will be swayed by her? That would make me more and more negative towards her

[@KFC_Official_]

I find it so weird. Like, you’d think when someone is crying from recounting horrible experiences, they’d try hiding their face and stiffen, but she lifts her face and moves so much…still no tears.

[@Purplechick101]

@@EE-kt8sh She looks at them to answer every question, they're probably over it so they just pretend to be writing, or so I've heard

[@finnseeger]

actors in court are so funny. Certain actors use their skills to fake cry and to lie, and others just are normal people. Thanks Johnny for being a normal human being in court. We love you.

[@kasumikiku4665]

Johnny doesnt need to fake cry 🤣

[@DyanLucas]

500th like

[@i.n.1.0]

@@DyanLucas 501 like

[@DyanLucas]

@@i.n.1.0 nice

[@leviathan3474]

Amber trying to use her “skills” to cry and make the courtroom feel bad. Lol Johnny just chilling.

[@hayleyirvine]

The way Ben King looks so shocked when the attorney objects to his own question makes me laugh so hard every time I see it

[@HelixBeats98]

Funniest moment so far

[@1963Jax]

🤣🤣🤣

[@oliviaadan8208]

Funniest so far..lawyer objecting his own question was incredibly funny

[@alexandersmidt5289]

@@oliviaadan8208 When did that happen? What's the timestamp

[@keithgreen69]

@@alexandersmidt5289 hold on let me see what i can find

[@JackedJere]

“As long as you’re happy sir”😂😂😂

[@pk8491]

I don’t think I’ve seen her shed a tear when she’s “crying” talking about being abused by Johnny and usually she’s fine as soon as she stops talking

[@Slevin_Kalevra]

Because she hasnt. She also takes time out for photo ops while she is "emotional".

[@renstormcloak6228]

That's true but there are some people who actually don't tear up. For example, whenever I cry I barely spill a tear. (it does NOT mean that I'm on Amber's side. In fact, I support Johnny)

[@Slevin_Kalevra]

@@renstormcloak6228 I got you. Think about this however, consider everything we have heard in this trial. Do we think for a moment Heards defense team wouldn't have retained a medical professional to explain she has that diagnosis?

[@renstormcloak6228]

@@Slevin_Kalevra I'll be 100% honest about this, I didn't know that it was an actual medical condition, I thought it was just something that happens in some people. Though if it actually is then yeah you're right they would have brung it up

[@Slevin_Kalevra]

@@renstormcloak6228 the medical community thinks it might be linked to Sjogren's syndrome but yes I would say not producing tears in moments of heightened emotional states would be a medical disorder or at the very least a medical fact. Sorry not trying to talk down to you or anything if it came across that way.

[@kebreenz]

they should get amber heard in court more, its like a comedy movie

[@MissHawes0187]

Shes lucky its not criminal court. She'd be fucked

[@i.ananaa]

frfr

[@rebekahmk6794]

I dno whhatt I'm gonna do when Its over it is its been exiting emotional funny and I do think johnny needs to be on tv series now cause its been brilliant

[@theodorrodriguez1800]

or something from car crash tv

[@i.ananaa]

@@MrEdnz how is it cringe

[@melizzapestano16]

At this point, even though he hasn’t won the case, he definitely won back the hearts of those people who doubted him. He also gained so much more fans. Him and his great lawyers showed the world Amber Heards true color and showed what kind of person she truly is.

[@hejtmankovahana]

Wait, he lost?

[@maga8307]

? Wot?

[@shamf9672]

@@hejtmankovahana it’s not over yet. Still got cross examination and ooo I can’t wait

[@sleepyren3549]

It ain’t over yet lmao

[@kebreenz]

im gonna need you to remove that first part he hasn't even lost or won yet the results aren't even out 🤨

[@hibiscus_lps]

the guy casually vaping in the car during the trial was everything lol

[@imaginaryrat9399]

Her "crying" was so embarrassing, imagine what it felt like actually watching this in the court. Dam I would be in tears!

[@peacefulsoothingsoundss1650]

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[@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394]

exactly,i’d have got kicked out so quickly

[@gingerguinea-pigfromoneoft6394]

@@KataraMaria woah it’s god,how do you keep your face so fresh after 5483875883483884849348384843848858484485 years

[@darlenebuck7825]

watching this whole case was like watching a really, really bad soap opera.

[@counterCLOCKWORK]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/a2TXdpqHnKyngJo

[@amalHope3]

I love how she has a selective memory; she remembers in detail all the "alleged" incidents that are in her favor but forgot all the horrible abuse she did to her husband

[@hazencringe]

Lmaooo

[@lidusumakambo4711]

She is a woman.

[@nolbertohernandez4685]

@@lidusumakambo4711 so? Just cuz she a woman doesn't mean that she should abuse him

[@user-xm1nv5rk1p]

@@lidusumakambo4711 submitted dog

[@Boiyu]

Objection! Heresy

[@sanaghiasvand7718]

"is there a reason u did not give that to miss Herd?" "yes: we only give them to victims of domestic house violence"✨✨💅🏻💅🏻 IM DYING LMAOOOOO

[@stupidheadband]

TIMESTAMP PLSSSS

[@trish938]

6:48

[@cutesybambi]

Lmaoo

[@pointtime2460]

We have the same name

[@pluto6573]

LMFAOO

[@ericadias4680]

1y later and it's still funnier than many comedy shows 😂

[@marcussinclaire4890]

Right! One of the best comedies ever!! 😂

[@masonsgrippers6445]

i love how he tries so hard not to laugh and he still does, I could NEVER

[@Villyoman]

Finish your sentence?

[@jaynekittycat9252]

Johnny Depp is very articulate, and very intelligent. Her attorney's are trying so hard to put this man in a very bad light. JOHNNY DEPP ALL THE WAY.

[@crazycatladyoftullamore5176]

Well said Jayne kittycat!!!!👏😸😻😽

[@jaynekittycat9252]

@@crazycatladyoftullamore5176 love from England 🇬🇧 😸

[@crazycatladyoftullamore5176]

@@jaynekittycat9252 hi from Australia! My late husband, Martin, and his parents and sister came to Wollongong, NSW, Australia in 1964 from Dartford, Kent, England and there's still family in London and other parts of the UK although I'm not sure exactly where. My son has been doing the family tree lately and we're all stoked at the fantastic ancestors he has found from Archbishops to a General in charge of 900 men who he had to clothe, feed and house from his own pocket! So we have a great connection with our English friends, we would love to visit but would have to win the lottery first lol. Have a great day, lots of love from your Aussie friend Ann xoxo 🇦🇺🤠🏡😍😘💖

[@jaynekittycat9252]

@@crazycatladyoftullamore5176 I absolutely love Australia 🇦🇺. My favorite 80's band are from there. Although the lead singer unfortunately died. It's INXS. I also like John Farnham, who originated from England, and moved to Melbourne when he was ten years old. If someone asked me, what Country I would love to live besides England, it would be Australia. I would love to visit Sydney, where Michael Hutchence memorial is. I'm into Cats, but love dogs and other wildlife. I've always adopted stray Cats, all passed now. Smudge in photo, is my latest. I've had him since 2016. Love him to bits. At the moment I'm feeding 2 Hedgehogs, Squirrels, and my beloved wild 🐦 birds. This Johnny Depp scenario is good viewing. That Amber Heard is a VILE WOMAN. Hope he wins the case, I have a feeling he will. Its a heat wave here, but it is your winter. Sorry about your Husband Anne. Lots of love Aussie Friend, from Jayne and Smudge. ❤❤❤

[@azzyntll]

Johnny isn’t completely innocent, there’s proof of some awful things he has done and certain people he’s friends with…

[@ikehoofficial]

i love how he just isnt taking anything seriously cuz he has no obligation to, he's completely in the right and he knows it

[@AshBryning]

he's in the right by assaulting her at least 12 times which was PROVED court case and AMDITTED to lying in court?

[@LBTVGAMES]

Where did you get this information?

[@vertihippo1274]

@@AshBryning stop the cap, you've spammed comments like this everywhere, it's annoying and inaccurate, obviously fishing for attention

[@OriginalPuro]

"cuz" is slang for cousin, you mean the word "because".

[@vertihippo1274]

@@ole01 ...use your eyes and watch the case How dense are you? It's clear Amber is lying out of her...

[@michaellovell2454]

One thing i love is that Depp takes his time and thinks about what he is gonna say, which is why he talks so slowly at times.

[@higherhigher9671]

i think that he’s also trying to figure out what the freak is happening 💀💀

[@chrystalgossett6903]

Trying not to get hearsay thrown at him😂😂😂

[@bigpapamagoo8696]

The way Amber sobs and shits herself whenever her lawyers are examining her, but then when she’s being cross-examined she gets aggressive and seems totally confident in herself is so comical.

[@hb9145]

True. Her main emotion is aggression.

[@____Michael_____]

shits herself? woah easy how you phrase things there

[@cat6445]

‘shits herself’ this makes me wheeze every second i hear this phrase 💀💀

[@hollyhayes9640]

Well, everyone calls her "Amber Turd" for a reason. 💩😂

[@makasliyanage8686]

How This pre shoot🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/hnfbhYmlbpmcp6s

[@farihatasnimahona2956]

The fact that amber is a professional actress but still can't drop a single tear while crying is sending me😂

[@Saché15]

Her acting teacher even said she struggled to cry

[@HyukaThingzz]

She needs a tear stick

[@treeguardien]

She's an actor alright. Just not a super one!

[@ShitkidOfJamrock]

"Professional" "Actor" You might be using those words wrong

[@BlackDiamond2718]

Professional, actress, and amber are not appropriate in the same sentence.

[@Cassie_Calamity]

Johnny has been my idol ever since I was eight years old. It’s obvious that he is funny as he always was and still is. He made this situation 10x funnier.😂

[@hellsbells5389]

Lol he is sooooo cool and causally cool. Omg and his ppl are badass as well

[@Cassie_Calamity]

@@hellsbells5389 It is like wherever he goes and whatever movie he plays in he is always one of the best characters.

[@Kekoa552]

My first movie that was a classic favorite was Charlie In the chocolate factory I read the book and watched the movie it was the best one of all times

[@Cassie_Calamity]

@@Kekoa552 my favorite was Sweeney Todd or Sleepy hollow

[@xoselhket]

I've loved Johnny since 1985! I didn't like hearing that he was with Amber back in the day... even though I knew NOTHING about her, I said 'ewwwwww'. Only because now of this court case, I know what movies she has been in. And sorry, movies like Aquaman and all other superhero movies (except maybe the new Batman and Raimi Spiderman) are shit! Just like Amber Turd.

[@emmymadrid6446]

Johnny's facial expressions, the best court case ever aired!!! Love you J!!!

[@tarawilkerson4958]

Amber's face expressions are priceless it's like she is constantly smelling "poop"💩

[@-eman4170]

coz shes smelling her self I KNOW THIS COMMENT IS STUPID

[@aprildice1064]

Why did she turd in the bed by Johnny WHY?!??? AND then try and blame the two pets She tried blaming the kittens or whatever those funny things are in the photo

[@jasminejackson8605]

I guess she keeps smelling herself

[@tarawilkerson4958]

Johnny Depp can SMELL right thru her lies!!!!! She is nasty and is a horrible actress she sucked in Aquaman!!!!

[@tarawilkerson4958]

@@jasminejackson8605 ahahaha she so nasty!!!!!!

[@mandidavis8682]

Her acting is hilarious when she acts scared of him as she is stepping down from the stand. Its like she just realized he was in the court room

[@itstruelovexo]

Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

[@minzy1708]

@@itstruelovexo overruled 😌

[@levelselectleader]

Timestamp? Or Is It Not On This Video

[@inkandfable1744]

@@levelselectleader 4:11

[@Harshharsh111]

She killed there , this was blunt moment she thought 💭 would be good in the camera to look like getting terrified by a beast ex husband, although all we know so far is that she IS psychopath, and pathological liar to the end

[@gamersens2363]

I love when Johnny speaks he’s looking at the person who asked the question, but Amber constantly looks at the jury. Seeing Johnny’s response after the verdict on his Instagram, Johnny is sincere and grateful, but on Ambers post she’s blaming everyone but herself.

[@NotMorganFreeman.]

That's what got me too. Everyone on the stand answers to whoever is speaking to them, but she is the only one who turned to the jury every time she answered a question. I don't know why they even allowed her to continue doing it.

[@familhagaudir8561]

The reason she did this was because he only needed ONE man on the jury to desperately simp for her thinking ''WE HAD A CONNECTION, SHE LOOKED AT ME I MUST PROTECT THE DAMZELL IN DISTRESS'' to derail jury deliberations so she wouldn't be found guilty. Thankfully it didn't work, but it often does. Maby if this trial happened a few years ago when she was more mesmerizing, it would have worked.

[@counterCLOCKWORK]

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[@datdankdj8264]

@@familhagaudir8561 there’ve been studies that show Attractive people are less likely to be proven guilty… …actually kinda thankful she took a tootsie roll 9000 on Johnny’s bed, bc then NO ONE finds her attractive, and She can always remember this as the day she almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow

[@mandachris7146]

@@datdankdj8264 tootsie roll 9000 🤣 I will never be able to walk a dog without saying that now

[@BurstingColorz]

take a shot every time they say “objection hearsay!” 😂

[@Random_Bull_Legionary]

That would lead to death by alcohol poisoning.

[@Liv3741_xvi]

The fact that Amber Heard is an actor, makes all the fake crying moments even funnier.

[@sapphire2105]

aquamaaannnnnnnn 😜

[@notane.real1]

@@sapphire2105 aquamaaaeeenn

[@lifeisbitvlover171]

God, even I'm a better actress, and let me tell you, I'm no good, but I can at least actually cry

[@_onetrashyeditor_89]

@@sapphire2105 aqeaMEaannnnNnNn

[@shakiralove5558]

How is it gonna be her whole career and she still sucks at it😭💀

[@khael2127]

"There's SUN in the Bahamas right?" I choked on my chocolate because I was laughing so damn hard, where the hell is she getting her lawyers man

[@crunchycakezz7905]

I hope you enjoyed your cereal

[@jonmaku1150]

As the editor said she found them in the trash can

[@perlyax]

But, is there?

[@yoghurtttt.]

@@perlyax yea

[@nelle9118]

She had a Groupon

[@tayladavis3344]

The fact that this man is getting accused of this is horrible because he's to nice

[@BlancaEstella4837]

I'm sorry to say that, but him being Nice is no prove of innocence, neither is him being cool, and charismaric..., people can be all that and still do bad things

[@tayladavis3344]

@@BlancaEstella4837 yes but why would his own ex wife's defend him if he wasn't innocent

[@BlancaEstella4837]

@@tayladavis3344 because people change, maybe he was happier back then...

[@heyimadino]

@@BlancaEstella4837 you saying he did bad things?

[@SereneKan]

@@BlancaEstella4837 Do you believe Amber Heard in this case then, despite all witnesses debunking her claims?

[@fairyhxe]

Everyone being serious meanwhile Johnny and the person next to him : acting like me and my bff when there is drama going on 😂😅

[@LuckyNarwhal_]

I love how Amber successfully breaks character everytime Hearsay is called

[@AsheTheRedScout]

Objection hearsay

[@LuckyNarwhal_]

@@AsheTheRedScout *Breaks character*

[@charchar4276]

@@LuckyNarwhal_ aquamaaan

[@emma_nutella58]

Seeing Amber trying to cry was the funniest thing I actually burst out laughing

[@ariana8955]

I cringe so hard

[@dorkyidiot661]

It's one of the many things that makes me question how the hell she even got her career as an actress in the first place. It's just pure clownery at its finest qwq

[@Iamdebcat]

I started dying 😂😂😂😂

[@himurahaibara1459]

It's painfully funny 😂😂😂

[@casmatori]

If I was in the jury I don't know how I'd be able to not either smile or scrunch my face up in awkwardness.

[@kekp3791]

Depp is so calm while in his testimony. He wants to talk about facts, not with feelings, to get a pity from the audience. Amber tries so hard for pitiness that makes it obvious she is lying. Her face's expressions emphasize in wrong words or moments. Usually the face changes on a hurtful situation or part of it. She can't be sad while mentioning the word "elevator" for example, or "dog". The expressions should be seen at the moment when she describes the hitting or when getting offended by someone, which doesn't happen. 🤦

[@grumpy_mouse]

my dog stepped on a bee 😖

[@kekp3791]

@@grumpy_mouse 😂😂😂 and her face that ask for pitiness 🙈

[@queencoco3481]

@@grumpy_mouse Who lives in a pineapple under the sea

[@dimasverse2461]

@@grumpy_mouse 1+2 is 3 😔

[@fyiiloveu6788]

@@queencoco3481 spongebob square pants

[@andresarzola8809]

I’ll never get over her lawyers name “Rottenborn” it’s PERFECT 🤣

[@marcywu8853]

The fact that she can speak freely without getting “hearsay” (most of the time) and he can’t speak at all without having an objection

[@gannawalidibrahim2664]

They just don't want him to speak cuz he actually says the truth and can call out Amber for her bullsh*t lies

[@arielbinz5287]

Not true at all lol they call hearsay on her so many times, notice how most of the hearsays on Johnny are overruled. It’s just because Amber Heard has shit lawyers lmao

[@marcywu8853]

@@arielbinz5287 literally the worst lawyers I have ever seen lol

[@deekshanaik2438]

Nah I think the lawyers are having fun too listening to amber fabricate the tale.....cuz half the time she's sniffing and crying......especially the part where she telling the love story God that's cringe

[@arielbinz5287]

@@deekshanaik2438that’s facts too

[@mangageo9508]

SORRY BUT WHEN SHE ACTED LIKE SHE WAS SCARED OF HIM I WAS IN STITCHES SHE LIKE POUNCED BACKWARDS LIKE A FROG AND WAS ALL LIKE "Oh my god hes going to hurt me" I WAS CRYING OF LAUGHTER

[@siddoesntknowyou]

@Johny Depp 🅥 why tf is your name johny depp bro can't even spell "johnny" correctly 💀

[@xLovelyThorns]

But then almost accidentally gets into his car and just laughs… seems sus

[@j4ret221]

So melodramatic

[@AsheTheRedScout]

I know right? I’ve been abused and I can tell you 100000% that is NOT how a survivor of abuse acts when confronted with their abuser

[@mangageo9508]

@@AsheTheRedScout So sorry you had to go through that, hope you are alright x

[@Mayaran0]

I love that every time a witness from an incident Amber has lied about is testifying and her lawyers ask questions about the incidents, they all say “No” and debunk the whole claim instantly

[@LazyOtaku]

Okay cat lady pfp

[@gabrote42]

Some is getting edited out but the fact that it still happened 16 times is hilarious

[@cosmicyouth8491]

@@LazyOtaku lol you can't say shit with that God awful username bro 😂

[@kirb2119]

@@LazyOtaku says the 5 year old 🤐

[@thebreadman7220]

Your comment was copy pasted and stolen from a bot just to let u know

[@jinx7501]

I liked how Heard's team would ask a witness a question, witness would reply but not agreeing with the lawyer, but Heard's team would respond as if the witness gave them the answer the Eard wanted.

[@jamesmarsh5325]

Nobody cares about your opinion

[@frejaschnwald9934]

The fact that he was just laughing most of the time, shows us. Who’s really the good person, man I love him. I would’ve gotten kicked out for cheering loudly for depp, and laughing hysterically

[@AshBryning]

ignoring the fact that depp actually DID assault her on at least 12 separate occasions?????? stop praising men who you find attractive and charismatic and start believing women. this is why women's assault cases are not taken seriously.

[@AshBryning]

also knowing that anyone who loves johnny depp will automatically have a bias against heard. this case should've never been taken to the public because of people like you.

[@frejaschnwald9934]

@@AshBryning people like me? What did I do, I’ve always loved Depp. And I stand by that, so what did I actually do wrong

[@Depp807]

Thank you for your love and support, I really appreciate so much❣️

[@LordRain1031]

​@@AshBryning people like Amber Turd are the reason this went to court. Look at the "previous exs." Turd's exs CONFIRMED she's abusive. Just because you don't like the facts doesn't change them. 🙄😒🤦‍♂️

[@skyegamer4820]

I’ve never seen someone cry so hard but not shead a single tear

[@iAmNothingness]

I did. Many women. It’s their delusional power to control what other people think or mostly control men. 😂

[@penguinpng-gj1lr]

North korea

[@TaurusWitch29]

And STARE at the jury like 😳😳🙄 😂😂

[@2b248]

I'm a grownass man with no academic acting education and even I can do a better job at crying on demand then this cartoon of an actress.

[@MrBioWhiz]

Shout out to the guy lawyer on Depp's team, who is happy to just chill 90% of the time and calmly wait to win

[@bryanwithay1978]

@Gredo Bro objection leading my dog stepped on a bee

[@karathewolfsfanficchannel933]

@@bryanwithay1978 😔

[@bryanwithay1978]

@@karathewolfsfanficchannel933 😫 my dog stepped on a bee

[@Roninberserker]

@@bryanwithay1978 objection I hope your dog is ok

[@johnrhoden8925]

@@bryanwithay1978 objection lack of multiple bee's

[@ellenmaroney8346]

SO GLAD ITS OVER AND JOHNNY PROVED HIS CASE 100%!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@joschannel2026]

I never realized how funny Johnny depp truly is ! Iconic

[@PhoenixRoseYT]

Fr!!!

[@mandachris7146]

He’s a damn legend. You can’t play Captain Jack Spparow and not have a damn good sense of humor.

[@umair812]

very deep

[@LovelyLara123]

I gOt a JaR oF DiIiRt

[@BoxKingKevin]

"Do you remember the first time he hit you?" "Yes" "Please tell us" *has to make it up first* That got me good lolol 🤣🤣🤣

[@therussianpeanut1328]

SAME HERE-

[@richardendresz161]

Damn bro she still running on Windows XP she has to load that shit first

[@THX-vp9fz]

@@richardendresz161 roflmao

[@emenuae]

I literally got second hand embarrassment from it ☠️

[@BoxKingKevin]

@@emenuae Lolol Emma

[@cheyenne4064]

When I seen her act “scared” as if he was going to attack her was hilarious

[@alianaraine.3]

Timestamp?

[@Zayhill667]

@@alianaraine.3 4:11

[@ayeshapilcher]

It’s so awkward to watch I cannot

[@richelleopal2918]

I've never cringed so hard.

[@raypope8198]

I fuckin laugh in disbelief. The AUDACITY of this woman istg💀

[@emmanuelwatson7893]

The court case was so funny, that you could make an entire mini-series based on it.

[@definitely_not_me8368]

Fax

[@brooklynnanderson9136]

the way she’s scared of coming towards him and the fake crying there was no tears and the side eyes from johnny is so funny 😂

[@Luvrgirl06]

The “fecal” part always gets me💀

[@pinkpinkmermayyy]

hello yae miko ✨

[@callme_aweirdop574]

Was I the only one like say it, u know u wanna (╥﹏╥)

[@ItscalledGmailaccount]

Same

[@DR20774]

The ‘surprise’

[@tobennaokoli4450]

Honestly I feel SOOO bad for Johnny because even if he wins this, he’s been utterly humiliated by all the evidence displayed and his reputation has been dragged through the mud. At least he has the support of the people - at least the sane ones. And it seems they love him faults, talents, and all.

[@NotTheAlbinauricWoman]

Same. The amount of *shit* he went through because of the accusations alone won’t be something easy to come back from. But I’m sure the majority of people will still continue to support him.

[@rbxless]

objection hearsay x2

[@lousialb8962]

Objection, calls for speculation

[@_melodyx]

yep. j.d. will forever be one of my favorite actors. can’t say the same for others tho bc there are crazy ppl out there who actually side with amber turd 💀

[@_melodyx]

@@NotTheAlbinauricWoman HAHAH pun intended?

[@beaniebun821]

5:07 Amber: "I struggle to find the words to describe how painful this is" Also Amber immediately after: *rolls eyes

[@kittheskater]

The fact Johnny probably stole Ambers auquaman wig and said that while she was crying about her wig makes me laugh

[@koutar-o]

I bet he had it on

[@shreksbabydaddy]

amber: objection hearsay…

[@kristenkanaris8489]

That is HYSTERICAL,and I can totally see him doing that shit!! He's a character for sure! I LOOOOOOVE HIM!!!

[@kayla4769]

i still can't believe they pulled up a message JD sent EXPLAINING THE ABUSE HE ENDURED, and used it as evidence against him 💀

[@jordank6961]

But did rottenborn read that right?

[@Johnny_Serenity]

@@jordank6961 yes he did

[@rhabeldibabeldi6812]

@@jordank6961 He´s a pretty good reader it seems, reading all those words right

[@hexoson]

@@rhabeldibabeldi6812 No wonder he passed the Bar Exam. Impeccable reading comprehension seems to be a necessity as a lawyer.

[@itstruelovexo]

Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

[@traciroshitshdownwarddogrising]

I can't believe Amber's attorney can actually call herself one. She seems great at badgering, harassing and attempting to pull at straws. Fitting I must say.

[@AngelinaSkylove_719]

It takes one to know one.

[@amylee3531]

Mr. Rottonborn* is the same way. They both speak in confusing/wrongly used wording/sentences.. jump around time lines etc. I think that's why AH must have hired them. The same as one another. I've avoided her actual testimony because it makes me literally feel ill(but will be watching her cross examination). Yesterday, I tried watching her lawyers opening arguments. Man, the worst opening I have EVER seen in my life and I'm a huge fan of trials. I'm am severely A.D.D and normally I can follow people speaking all over the place..but jfc that was painful

[@traciroshitshdownwarddogrising]

I do not trust people who are not sincere in how they present themselves. Amber and her attorneys have actually shown how to act when one tries to bend the truth &; it doesn't work no matter how hard you try to twist it...

[@PhyrexJ]

@@traciroshitshdownwarddogrising objection hearsay

[@traciroshitshdownwarddogrising]

@@PhyrexJ hahaha! "Can I finish talking? As long as you are happy. Sir"..

[@TWOxTONE_773]

Johnny’s little jabs at Amber’s attorneys was the funniest part of the trial.

[@Kadin_Behr]

“Howling like an animal” then the recording of Johnny going “ahhhhhhh”. I’m actually dead right now.

[@Bunny-ns5ni]

That part happened right as I was reading your comment xD I'm dead

[@tenzennie4738]

Lmao that part was crazy😂

[@i_love_sleep]

Wait which part? I didn’t saw it in the video

[@lizzy4013]

@@i_love_sleep found the time stamp, it’s at 5:37

[@Urmumbigfatgay]

@Gredo Bro objection speculation hearsay ahhhhh ahhhh

[@Halovaren]

Johnny Depp: *breathes* Mr. Rottenborn: "Objection hearsay"

[@Ifinallybeatmastermodeftwyey]

Comment of the decade

[@darlenebuck7825]

Johnny Depp:blinks Mr.Rottenborn:obejection hearsay.

[@a_a_ron428]

johnny depp: exists mr.rottenborn: objection hearsay

[@everobinson3614]

😂🤣🤣

[@dog6120]

Johnny Depp: Born Mr. Rottenborn: "Objection hearsay"

[@arcticm0nkeys_]

“A few things about coachella and the… f-fecal delivery” Had me wheezing on the floor💀

[@flickcentergaming680]

He was trying so hard to be professional while on the stand.

[@beepboopbop123]

anyone else come back in 2024 to watch these moments again

[@sapphire6216]

Ambers fake crying just makes this funnier 💀

[@kimchinichie]

Ikr, How is she an actress?

[@itsmeheihei2977]

True but her acting like she’s scared of Johnny makes her look like a whole ass clown 💀

[@sapphire6216]

@@kimchinichie literally

[@AsheTheRedScout]

Tommy wiseau puts on a more believable performance in the god damn room than she has in her entire life

[@TiMERZ]

Cringe for me

[@charlottecushingham7149]

“there- there’s sun, in the Bahamas, right?” she sounds so unsure of herself 😭

[@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg]

No there isn't sun it's pitch black forever

[@solenn1628]

Why so confident

[@jennawebb4225]

@@gjkdshgkjshjkgdfg seriously? You're joking right?

[@graci5029]

imagine if they said “no i dont think so”

[@stankobarabata2406]

@@jennawebb4225 No. Don't you know? The Bahamas are in perpetual darkness due to an ancient curse a powerful lich placed on the island. Raised in undeath, and vengeful over the fact his wife had long since re-married and now bears another man's children, he cursed the residents to forever live in darkness so no tourist would ever come again and so the island would lose money.

[@coolboss999]

"Netflix has a whole festival and now Netflix is a Joke." Idk why but this actually got a chuckle out of me

[@avathesupercookie2140]

The way she acted so scared when he was tryna leave is hilarious

[@lizziecatherine7048]

Amber: "I am here because my ex-husband is suing me because of an op-ed I wrote." Her lawyers, who having been trying to convince everyone she in fact did not write the op-ed: 😳😳😳😳

[@BLUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE]

LMFAOOO THIS IS UNREAL

[@Reese493]

Exactly!!! She's so caught up in her lies, she thinks it's reality

[@altheasnothererightnow1952]

Literally though lol Cause not only did she admit on the stand that she wrote it, but the article itself is written in first person which leads the reader to assume its Asswipe writing it herself and that she's the one telling the story

[@itstruelovexo]

Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

[@its_only_karma7440]

OBJECTION: LEADING THE WITNESS

[@user-go7mc4ez1d]

One massive thing in all this, Johnny addresses the lawyer with his answers. Amber keeps looking over to her right. Which is where the jury is presumably sitting. Basically she's heavily relying on trying to influence their opinions emotionally by making eye contact and so on, rather than factually.

[@jodispiggai3945]

Yes that freaks. Me out if I were on the jury ah would be done I probably be removed I couldn’t keep my mouth shut I’d be confrontational right there about her lying especially that tiny dog taking an adult person dump on the bed if that poor little dog did that it would probably need a vet thinking of that breaks my heart to think the dog wouldn’t live and it pisses me off at such a stupid lie ah must think the jury is a bunch of idiots dam unreal bs

[@d3ath-by-bruj4h]

Ironically they usually tell you not to look at the jury because it can make you look guilty. Same with drinking anything in court because sometimes it can piss off the jury

[@esmintexas]

His facial expressions…I’m in love!!! Laughed OUT LOUD. He even made his lawyer laugh. I can't bear to watch the female lawyer have no clue what to say next.

[@Atoku_13]

At this point either the judge is getting paid to keep this going or she just sees this as a comedy show and wants a season 2

[@jamessantos7665]

“Why are you here”

[@randommoron9892]

Honestly both makes sense

[@jfk8540]

you realize the case has a time schedule and each side has a certain number of hours to present their cases and cross right?

[@Atoku_13]

@@jfk8540 yes but it’s just fun to think of it this way

[@mantis-manthegreat]

People on stand for Johnny: "No evidence he's abusive" People on stand for Amber: don't exist

[@yourflyisopen]

'He's Abusive' ...okay im confused.

[@mantis-manthegreat]

@@yourflyisopen there isn't evidence that Johnny is abusive. And the witnesses on the stand agree Johnny isn't. There are no witnesses for Amber.

[@yourflyisopen]

@@mantis-manthegreat Ah I see, thank you for conformation!

[@cantinadudes]

@@yourflyisopen no evidence that he is abusive*

[@galaxy_gaming4600]

Amber: "I FELT THIS PRESSURE...." *Tries to make up a lie quickly*

[@HenrySmith-r4x]

11:04 got me dying 😂, reminds me of that one kid in the group chat that talks a lot but denies everything at school.

[@Im_yo_homie]

“I sTrUgGlE tO fInD tHe WoRdS” got me dying 💀😂😂✋

[@proclamationofthedamned1714]

Amber goes back and forth between a distraught crying reaction and a slick smile more often then her lawyer says hearsay Thank you for the 1k likes my homies 😎

[@amylee3531]

Exactly like the shrink that analyzed Amber had documented to the courts

[@Kasino80]

And that says a lot

[@mickk8519]

Yes, she recovers very quickly. She's proof that an average actress can pretend to cry quite easily.

[@itstruelovexo]

Objection, hearsay Your Honour 🤡

[@proclamationofthedamned1714]

@@mickk8519 honestly ive met highschool girls that lie better than that, Idk wht but women have the potential to be better liars in my opinion by taking advantage of the fact that being a woman your tears matter more. But Amber just can't act for shit.

[@juliawarren847]

I honestly feel sorry for Johnny… imagine having to repeat in his head, all of the abuse that poor excuse of a human being put him through, and having to hear her say, on top of it all, that she’s innocent, when it’s clear as water that she’s guilty… God, I hate Amber

[@ashleydominiak9059]

He looks quite happy

[@69ladiidiors]

I’m on the toilet

[@tizz5039]

He is guilty

[@Kaitlynndunaway]

@@tizz5039 how? Like I don't really follow this stuff and im confused on it

[@juliawarren847]

@@tizz5039 she literally said SHE hit him… Let’s not even mention the huge amount of proof that points out her aggressive behavior and her lack of self control

[@HeheheLH]

The "I'm just trying to school you" gets me every time

[@thebritishviking]

Notice how Johnny during his testimony looks down, or towards the lawyers asking questions. When Ms. Turd makes her testimony; Looks towards cameras, looks towards jury.

[@jasondyrkacz8270]

Amber Turd: If the jury doesn't buy this, I'm taking a dump on their beds.

[@chaoticcatastrophe772]

​@@jasondyrkacz8270 Brooo 😂😂

[@bored8157]

@@jasondyrkacz8270 hahaaaahasasseddfdaasgdaahaha

[@yeseulz]

My mom always told me how great of a person and an actor is he..how legendary is he and now I see it too..the more I see the court scenes the more respect I have for him!! Justice For Johnny Depp!!

[@MAL1GNANT]

​@Gredo Bro objection leading

[@kalichambers7973]

Johnny: "I-" Lawyer: "Objection, Hearsay."

[@Professorkenneth]

Johnny clears his throat ...."objection hearsay" lol.. 😂

[@sarah6557]

😂😂

[@keelyr99xx]

AQUAMAAAAANNNN LEGIT GETS ME EVERY SINGLE TIME 😂😂😂

[@lactoseintoleraunt1]

"Let's talk about makeup" "There's sun in the Bahamas, do you agree?" What does that have to do with the case lol

[@Meg_of_all_threads]

Amber says she has a skin condition-one she doesn't named-and you would apply sunscreen before foundation make-up. At that time they are talking about that. 🤷‍♀️

[@Gargamel_0]

Does not matter she is guilty

[@olivinefaust7148]

That time when she acted like she was scared of Johnny really got me 🤣

[@basicallyrogue9938]

@Gredo Bro objection hearsay

[@olivinefaust7148]

I sustain the objection🤣

[@dlorend]

But your honor, I THINK she can say how she feels about it

[@olivinefaust7148]

@@dlorend kindly move on to the next question 🙂

[@olivinefaust7148]

@@beep.boopwall this is not hearsay

[@zuhazed]

2 years later and I’m still laughing my ass off

[@zacapron9178]

for the past few weeks I've been honestly entertained by this trial, we all know that this is already Johnny Depp's win, but let's thank amber for the entertainment comedy she brought..

[@jaywren6012]

when my dad speaks over me: “im sorry, I was talking..is that alright?” “you’d answered our question so we’ll move on” “long as your happy sir 😶”

[@peacefulsoothingsoundss1650]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nYiQg31mr6ZrmdE

[@zhlah]

Imaoo same tho

[@annal.6018]

Hahahahahahahahahaha!! EXACtLY!