JUPITER BRAINS - Planet-Sized Computers

[@JadeyCatgirl99]

"I've got a planet sized computer that can out process the whole of human history in under a second" "What do you use it for" "Runescape"

[@KingTravis405]

I'd use it for osrs.

[@lks5878]

@growlingbehemoth I'm pretty sure with the graphics at max it would run at a solid 25 fps

[@saggitariuspotato2043]

*turns the super computer on* Super computer screen: *turns on and starts up the skyrim start screen*

[@trondordoesstuff]

Minecraft with RTX On.

[@mainstreetsaint36]

With Ray Tracing!

[@SpongeBob-pg2md]

I would finally be able to play minecraft with shaders

[@ABadassDragon]

RTX Minecraft

[@giovannibini6809]

Or Kerbal Space Program with some decent mods

[@robertnett9793]

It's like moving into a bigger house. The idea of having more space to use is merely an illusion. Sooner rather than later you'll have stuffed that new living space with other crap and live as cramped as before. And I bet with the right shaders you might also get your Jupiter Brain down to 2 fps :D

[@Stonehawk]

Minecraft RTX edition: *exists*. Crysis: CALM DOWN, SATAN.

[@christianroberts3996]

The biggest computer ever and you decided to use it for Minecraft!!! This man is a fucking genius.

[@deathdeathington]

"The human brain might be the most complicated organic structure in the universe." Sounds like something a brain would say.

[@coob9678]

Lmao

[@davidgumazon]

Minecraft: *All we need a single block* Command Blocks: *exists*

[@Zaire82]

No the mouth said it.

[@nichsa8984]

@@davidgumazon nanotechnology we found real life transformers

[@davidgumazon]

@@nichsa8984 oof

[@taedopalleb1373]

needing all this tech to recreate and go beyond the processing power of the human brain makes me appreciate my pink lil sponge all the more

[@late_hour_loser2027]

I'm going to refer to my brain as pink sponge from time to time now, thank you

[@chinatsuakane3432]

Imagine what you would need to surpass a pink sponge the size of a small dog.

[@jold3174]

pink lil sponge go sploosh

[@8thlvlMage]

No, we would need all this tech to go beyond the total processing power of all human brains that have existed. Not to discount how incredible the human brain is.

[@atashgallagher5139]

We have a computer that can do about six humans worth of computations per second already, it does take up an entire warehouse and use a few hundred kilowatts of power but it's a good start.

[@Deserthacker]

"Remember the dimensional analysis we did for hoarding toilet paper?" I'm pretty sure Kyle is the first person in history to string these particular words together in that way.

[@majorconbear7270]

Perhaps

[@firewolf11567]

Jupiter Brain working as intended. Must simulate every eventuality.

[@mihailmilev9909]

naaaahhhhh

[@mihailmilev9909]

​@@majorconbear727010th like

[@mihailmilev9909]

​@@firewolf1156715th like

[@AmazingLube]

"So how are we gonna turn a planet into a super computer?" "Nanomachines, son"

[@justin-hurd]

to go big, you must go small.

[@reverendtoast4173]

Armstrong for president

[@Corvus__]

@@reverendtoast4173 My sword disagrees.

[@ZeroLivesRemain]

After bringing up the infinite forest from destiny and this concept as well, the only conclusion I can come to about that is... "So the Vex, then?"

[@andrewbergamann7982]

I understood that reference...

[@crispyegg6098]

I would call it “Compupiter”

[@jaroslavsvaha6065]

That's the dumbest name I ever heard. I like it

[@fomalhaut_the_great]

Jove-puter?...nah I still like compupiter more

[@synwei13]

You've done it. You have saved humanity.

[@MRgamefreak713]

cumpoopiter

[@i3lackflo]

Why not Jewputer?

[@micahneo8985]

I like how the hate core is bigger than any other emotion in the Jupiter brain

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

I have no mouth and I must scream

[@terribleivan1475]

What if we kissed 😘 Inside the Hate Core 😳

[@yeetyeet5079]

@@terribleivan1475 then Jupiter brain congers an amogus into existence

[@The_Sacrificial_Lamb]

@@yeetyeet5079 congers

[@c_n_b]

​@@The_Sacrificial_Lamb *conjures

[@kitwheston]

"But why would anyone need a computer so powerful?" Me: Crysis 4

[@MrChicharo90]

Me:Mes

[@James42_]

Minecraft RTX

[@Rough_n_tough]

The answer to why people are such poop heads

[@leeman27534]

hey jupiter brain o technological god could you give me the remakes to my favorite games, done in a way i would find to be nigh perfection, along with say maybe 20 video games that i'd also find to be nigh perfect in various ways?

[@christianheichel]

Yeah with the help of my computer I beat the game 50 septillion times in one nanosecond

[@andrewliang5818]

Trillions of years into the future: “pfffff, this kids only got a Jupiter Brain”

[@katakana1]

It's not even the size of a galaxy yet!

[@fatalequinox6553]

What a console peasant, he doesn’t even have a Jupiter brain yet

[@lazyken6468]

A hyper intelligent super object in outer space

[@detectivepatchouli8266]

@@fatalequinox6553 ikr we`ve been playing galaxies as freebies for 2 million year now

[@adolphgracius9996]

The Playstation 5000

[@bbrodriguez420]

All that processing power, would probably still get Rickrolled though.. no one is safe, not even Jupiter Brain.

[@masterreaper115]

to be fair it will be rickrolled as many times as every single human has ever been rickrolled in the span of those 2 nano seconds or w.e. it was

[@Ba5ementBuilder]

That the problem with mind uploading, some person who doesn't even know you would try their best to infinitely ruin your life.

[@bucket4255]

@@Ba5ementBuilder "My name is Jupiter Brain. When I was just created, someone decided, 'Hey, why not upload my mind to this', and, well.... I heard the 'Never going to give you up', and I immediately started self-destructing."

[@chiralvandal]

Jupiter Brain, Rick Roll yourself.

[@r.p5380]

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

[@testaccount1642]

that must suck being a giant brain the size of Jupiter having consciousness and knowing everything but just being a giant calculator for humans forever

[@mdpenny42]

Would it have pain in all the diodes down the left-hand side of its body?

[@hunterwillis3775]

I imagine if it became sentient, it wouldn't be very subservient to us.

[@casualwoomy]

Scientist: finally, a planet sized computer! *runs 4 google tabs*

[@scarletevans4474]

Imagine that magnificent, cosmic scale BSoD!

[@heavencanceller1863]

can run chrome

[@hundkebab2433]

*burns down after the 5th tab*

[@Stone_RedSkye]

Hi Casual Woomy I love your vidoes

[@ashurad_fox5991]

83% ram usage The person who created the jupiter brian: What in the-

[@Astro_weeeeee]

My first thought was "now thats a gaming computer"

[@Voidppppp]

I mean vr would be amazing.

[@ahmednurahmed6404]

@@Voidppppp could probably simulate a world where you are god.

[@vaughnjohnson8767]

@@ahmednurahmed6404 we already have that though. It’s called creative mode

[@coyotelifestyle73]

Yeah but can it run Doom?

[@Joshua_N-A]

Star Citizen, RDR2, Godfall: *FINALLY, A WORTHY OPPONENT! OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY!*

[@gruffcube]

Never before has a water bucket been so powerful.

[@Squid728]

Lmao

[@TiredDoktor6391]

Splooosh

[@thecockman]

@@TiredDoktor6391 NOOOOOO

[@glasshorse6893]

something that big has to be waterproof, even if all the water on the planet got assimilated for coolant.

[@callhimtim3188]

**Casually deletes the digital multiverse**

[@Starfighter-nk4mo]

Ah yes, building nano-machines meant to disassemble planets sounds like a great idea. Nothing could go wrong!

[@bignerd3783]

*Unleashes them on earth* Just a little trolling

[@xxdarthxmurderwolfxx4621]

Jupiter brain: I simulate all of human existence every second Random space rock: I’m about to ruin this species infinite careers. Edit: wow howd this get over 1000 likes? Thanks evry1:)

[@tonig2255]

@@darkpain2452 this some jojo type shit right here

[@Jose-nd1vo]

Ha! I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you!

[@DaxterL]

@@darkpain2452 "Next thing you're gonna say is 'i'm a random space causality that cannot be predicted' -toyu"

[@Low_commotion]

Jupiter Brain: *Devotes 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of processing power to targeting systems for defense lasers & rock pushing platforms*

[@davidgumazon]

Small Glitch in the Power Source: *Black hole introduced themselves* The End of infinite careers.

[@amahlaka]

“Self replicating nanomachines in space” What could possibly go wrong?

[@Wolf-fm3xu]

Noooooo bad cease we don't need more grey goo

[@gaminggumba8191]

REPLICATORS. REPLICATORS FROM STARGATE! THEY WILL DESTROY US ALLLLLLL

[@kevinburns8473]

Isn't that close to the plot of Mass Effect?

[@_TaxCollector]

Kevin Burns “2020: have you seen a reaper? Random guy: no 2020: *would you like to?* “

[@GORF_EMPIRE]

Unicron.

[@Aleph11001]

Almost enough to load GTA Online within a year or so.

[@rabidmoonmonkey1090]

Bump that up to 3 years if you're tryna play with a friend

[@dish7877]

nearly enough space for the new cod update

[@romancewastaken]

Fun fact, one of the issues with gta onlines loading had to do with the catalogues, for some reason it was loading like every purchasable item ever and someone fixed and eventually rockstar added it in to the game

[@FroggyGamingV]

Come on man be real.. it'd load in like 5 years let's be real

[@scarletevans4474]

Not sure what you mean, but I regularly play GTA2 and it works perfect. Just git a gut PC, scrub! //jk jk

[@dominicperez1534]

when it comes to supercomputers in Destiny 2, i have two examples in mind. the warmind Rasputin, who was developed to keep humanity safe in case of attacks on the cosmic scale, and the Oracles of the Vex, which basically are supercomputers that calculate endless possibilities within the Vault of Glass, the birthplace of a lot of the Vex and a stronghold for them. the Oracles basically judge whether the player character should or should not exist to aid them in their goal of being the final survivor in the universe, and alerts the Templar, a huge machine Vex that can literally wipe the player character from time itself

[@raven4k998]

wouldn't a planet sized computer have issues with you know gravity making it implode inwards on to itself?

[@Cain1500]

I miss Rasputin…

[@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb]

@@raven4k998 it isn't hollow so no

[@raven4k998]

@@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb oh but it is holo

[@raven4k998]

@@SamsonMcarthy-oo6cb nope but it is holo🤣

[@1estel1ch.42]

"Jupiter Brain, can entropy be reversed?" "Insufficient data to provide a meaningful answer"

[@danielli3288]

nice

[@OpasgegenLinks]

Nice to see another Asimov fan.

[@artemisfowldragon]

Eyyyyyyy

[@harshagarwal3855]

When he said what would be the question I would ask, I thought of this exact same thing.

[@Laserfish17]

i feel like itd be along the lines of "it already is"

[@larsvandenbiggelaar7380]

When I read the title I immediately thought of Isaac Asimov's "The Last Question". In a relatively short story, essentially the whole process from supercomputer to Jupiter Brain to literal Galaxy Brain is covered. And as a nice final touch, it also gives what one could consider an explanation for why such a computer would create a simulation of humans: to finally have someone again to tell its answers to.

[@Mythilt]

Or Fredric Browns short story "Answer" which is slightly darker in tone.

[@MrPtrB]

Yes, I was thinking of it since I read the title of the video as well

[@rolfs2165]

Also somewhat related: Stanislav Lem's Golem XIV, where a supercomputer holds a number of lectures before "ascending" to the next level, where its thoughts are so complicated that there is no way to explain them to humans - because they can't be explained in any language we would understand.

[@3nertia]

@@ABadassDragon Link, please?

[@3nertia]

Thank you for this, Lars - that is quite fascinating!

[@dragonfruuit__]

"Jupiter Brain! Divide by 0!" **Jupiter Brain proceeds to collapse on itself and become dense enough to create a black hole**

[@vaughnjohnson8767]

Just another Tuesday for the avengers

[@blacksarlacc91]

Jupiter Brain: 0!=1...

[@efugee]

There is no zero to divide by. It is all made up. The true cosmic math of the universe may look nothing like our base 10 math...which was based arbitrarily on how many fingers we have. On and off is not the same of one versus none, they are states not things.

[@colekricken584]

"this statement is false" figure that one out Jupiter brain

[@efugee]

@@colekricken584 There is no zero to divide by. It is all made up. The true cosmic math of the universe may look nothing like our base 10 math...which was based arbitrarily on how many fingers we have. On and off is not the same of one versus none, they are states not things...Also, you are dumb Cole.

[@iceborned2019]

Average human brain: performs 10 to the power of 16 operations per second My brain: performs 10 to 16 operations per second

[@user-vy5hc9ud6l]

Lul

[@kronos661]

good one

[@J.Crime123]

7:24 he said "that YOU know of" and not "that WE know of" hmmmmm suspicious

[@SkylordXenysis]

His AI partner is secretly a hyper-intelligent biological construct.

[@oneeco]

Trillions of light-years across the universe, it's obvious we're not alone.

[@watema3381]

@@oneeco yet it's unobservable due to the limits of light's speed.

[@babyybatter]

@@oneeco We could be alone, it's a misconception that just because the universe is big everything must happen somewhere. The possibility of anything happening in our universe is extremely high but the possibility of life could be astronomically higher. The number of factors that lead to our intelligent life let alone life at all is unfathomable and for all we know a set of factors that result in life is so rare that even in our 90 billion lightyear universe it was extremely unlikely for us to exist and we are just a fluke.

[@peterhacke6317]

Kyle: JUPITER BRAIN The guy who came up with Matrioshka brains: that's cute

[@giovannibini6809]

Or Galaxy Brains

[@peterhacke6317]

@@giovannibini6809 That sounds like an insane signal lag. Better bring all the materials to the central black hole and build a super sized Matrioshka brain around your new artificial quasar.

[@tariqahmad1371]

Isaac Arthur, thats a cute megastructure

[@grammatizing]

**laughs psychopathtically in Boltzmann Brains**

[@robertnett9793]

This might be - however: A Jupiter brain is basicalle exactly the right size for my sci-fi rpg-party to encounter. It's bigger than anyone can ever explore in a lifetime - but it's a size people can at least fathom.

[@tachankaisgod6689]

“You got games on your planet sized brain?”

[@cybcen5642]

"yeah, I got the new DLC, 2020 pandemic chaos"

[@Static3649]

@@cybcen5642 oh sweet lemme check it out. I'll name mine uhhhh. Covid-19. Sure. Yo you said this was just a simulation right?

[@mohitrahaman]

Plague Inc. 2020 DLC?

[@valiroime]

Me: Let’s play Global Thermonuclear War Jupiter Brain: How about a nice game of chess?

[@NotACutie]

"I can run Yandere Simulator."

[@TheOneWhoMightBe]

"When I throw this switch, I will turn the Jupiter Brain on and I will become a God!" *voice out of nowhere* "Welcome to the club, pal."

[@Zaire82]

If everything is a simulation, I'd like to ask for my part to be fixed.

[@fourtailedfox2994]

I'd like a cheatcode

[@AwfulnewsFM]

@@fourtailedfox2994 there is one, it is called tax fraud!

[@humanity600]

I want mine MODed.

[@adolphgracius9996]

I sure would like to unlock the character customization section

[@daves-c8919]

It’s not. And it’s up to you to fix it :D

[@thecolonel1085]

I can finally run crysis at 60 fps with that bad boy

[@Klarpimier]

It could probably simulate an entire universe with you playing crysis in it

[@DraknorDragor]

@@Klarpimier but Crysis remastered......I think I can hear Jupiter brain shivering in the distance

[@Flickstro]

*planet asplode

[@r.p5380]

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

[@LerRhann]

Only at 1080P

[@JackBarlowStudios]

You’re telling me this is all based on a paper by a guy named Andy Samberg? Peralta, you’re a genius!

[@rulerworld1289]

That's the quality of the 99!!!

[@BuriedAlien616]

NINE NINE

[@MrSonicfan23]

Noice!

[@DerBambie]

Smort

[@HannahFortalezza]

Detective / genius

[@patrickjordan2233]

This storyline is way older...? Planet sized computers were machines called the mulivac by Issac Asimov (in a few stories) the planet sized one coming from a short story called "The Last Question"

[@normalostrich6250]

I feel like a moon/asteroid brain would be more viable. The main use of this would be to help advance humans so it makes sense to have it done earlier. Smaller size also helps with the heat problem as well as this would mean more surface area to volume which are important for keeping cool.

[@BleedThe5th]

It would take alot of carbon monoxide to cool a jupiter computer

[@the4spaceconstantstetraqua886]

Well a sphere wouldn't be the best choice for surface area, but gravity exists.

[@tortenschachtel9498]

We are doing this in very small with "ordinary" supercomputers. Although strangely, it feels like we made more progress when supercomputers had less computational power than your average smartphone does today.

[@anonymouspersonthefake]

@@tortenschachtel9498 well we are beginning to reach the limits of traditional computing

[@angrydragonslayer]

​@@anonymouspersonthefake not really, we're just hitting our current limits It's like the pre-IC or pre-lithography stagnations

[@bed22455]

This show just keeps getting better and better!! I'm really glad you've been able to stretch your wings a little bit and grow into this new style!

[@DoktrDub]

In the far future *”Sadly, the new generation of consoles are too demanding for a Jupiter brain graphics card”*

[@Joshua_N-A]

With that we can play RDR2 ultra at 1080p in 999 fps without drops.

[@Crazylom]

But to be fair, this thing can render a whole Minecraft world in REAL TIME, or even make infinitely procedural

[@AeroVids1]

@@Crazylom that thing can make a whole universe that develops a universe that develops a universe.

[@atashgallagher5139]

@@Crazylom That thing could make a simulation of the entire universe complete with trillions of NPCs in real time for you to mess around in and still be mostly untapped.

[@1tdyer]

I didn't come here asking for an existential crisis, but I got one anyway. Thanks Jupitar Brain!

[@ccricers]

Fun fact: While some processors can work on 128-bit values at a time, making them work like 128-bit CPUs, there aren't enough atoms on Earth's surface to make physical memory for 2^128 addresses. A Jupiter Brain could possibly be big enough to fully use all that address space.

[@samvv]

Now that is interesting!

[@hithere8753]

The one question I'd ask it is how it copes with the concept of time. Specifically, if it can condense experiences so efficiently, how does it not get bored immediately?

[@TheAechBomb]

it itself isn't sentient, it just runs simulations

[@joshuah.4496]

@@TheAechBomb something that complex running that many calculations will inevitably become sentient

[@TheAechBomb]

@@joshuah.4496 calculations alone won't make a mind, there has to be self-modifying control for that. if it's just programmed to segment itself into simulations, that's all it would do.

[@calebgoodfellowcg]

Boredom is a human emotion meant to keep humans active and engaged. while we could theoretically program it into a machine, a machine like this wouldn't need boredom to survive or thrive and might not come across this issue. simply put, machines would only get bored if they were given the ability to become bored

[@hithere8753]

@@calebgoodfellowcg Im not so sure. I think an AI might go insane in such a situation. It would need the capacity for higher purpose which Im not sure it would be capable of. Who knows but we are entering god like realms.

[@shahaansalman3286]

Me: Uses planet size computer to print hello world

[@thomasmiller8289]

"Hello Me"

[@RRKS_TF]

Wonder what it's recursion depth is...

[@HarshRajAlwaysfree]

FATAL ERROR !!! NOW THE WHOLE SYSTEM IS GONNA BLOW UP

[@miqbal2507]

Proceed to literally make a world about hello

[@Low_commotion]

*Launches Von Neumann machines to begin papering over the cosmos with copies of "Hello World"*

[@Some_Awe]

i feel like google, in abstraction, is a supercomputer already. It already computed, it indexed, it doesn't need to calculate if it has calculated everything already, at that point its only a matter of getting the answer to you as fast as possible after you give your inputs.

[@emilia7259]

Jupiter brain: exists Crysis: Ah finally a worthy opponent

[@vaughnjohnson8767]

OUR BATTLE WILL BE LEGENDARY

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

Who's Crysis?

[@FamusJamus]

@@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά Crisis is a game that was used for benchmarking computers because it was hard to run it at max settings. Nowadays, it's a joke to look at an absurdly powerful computer and ask "...but can it run Crysis?"

[@AeroVids1]

@@FamusJamus so can your pc run crysis?

[@slurdrip]

*Cyberpunk 2077

[@lofinightcaptain6073]

Jupiter Brain: "What is my purpose?" Me: "You pass butter." Jupiter Brain: "Oh my You."

[@vedantneema]

funny to think it might be the other way around in the future

[@Brookouch]

rickkkk

[@ridhuan99]

pickle riiickkkkl

[@mohitrahaman]

"pass the goddamn butter. pass the goddamn butter. pass the goddamn butter." So the Jupiter Brain is a 4:3 Polyrhythm metronome!

[@ΣκοτώνωΧαρά]

...Wait, your not joking?

[@ChumX100]

And this is all just considering classical computers, imagine a quantum Jupiter brain

[@vgames1543]

Or a quantum Matrioshka brain. This thing would be god like.

[@doorstopper674]

@@vgames1543 fool, quantum galaxy computer

[@runningwithSaul]

@@doorstopper674 quantum space-time computer

[@maybach5787]

that would be so complex and advanced that i have a question...what would it serve? at that point i think all of civilization hit the true top, no further things to research, that is it..

[@starmorpheus]

Well at that point we could have created a literal god right? Like technology would jump so far into the future that we would literally be able to outlive the universe from sheer force of will. I know I won't live long enough to see that, and I'm happy I won't. That's just terrifying.

[@THATGuy5654]

We meet some intergalactic federation, they show us some of their massive constructions, one of which is a Jupiter brain. We ask what it's for. After about 20 minutes of them explaining, we realize, "Wait, are you just describing Bitcoin?!" "Look, it's the future of money!" Something that looks like a hairy squid leans over and whispers, "They've been saying this for 40,000 years."

[@rocketeer8719]

Kyle: A Jupiter brain can simulate all of human existence Me: But can it simulate itself? And double the power? Then double again, and again, and again and... Jupiter Brain: I fear no man, but 42,.... it scares me

[@ericwolf9664]

It would turn into a black hole as it would exceed the information limit of it's space.

[@Real_MisterSir]

That's where basics of quantum computing and superposition comes into play. Duplicating its own awareness in the same "physical" space without breaking the rules of that very physical space.

[@xxportalxx.]

Can your computer simulate a more powerful computer? Same idea

[@j-em5762]

@@xxportalxx. Probably, if the computer realizes it is not at the peak of computing efficiency. The computer might simulate a faster computer, at a lower speed than the more powerful computer. Idk. 😂

[@Michael-fd1gx]

@@xxportalxx. The hardware possible, running it no.

[@trigomathmancer9217]

Now I can finally run Adobe software without crashing every millisecond

[@AnaLivingston]

Perfect 😂

[@vogonp4287]

I have ran Adobe software on multiple high end pcs. It still crashes.

[@eiselda]

Humanity: *has been trying for the last 50 years to downsize computers* Kyle: LETS MAKE PLANET SIZED COMPUTERS!!!

[@Atlantique59]

MasterGamer23 it might tell the person how to build a smaller one of itself then on and on

[@ThEsOuNdInYoU]

planet size computer out of smallest computer parts ever

[@9ish660]

Its not downsizing computers, but the transistors inside the cpu.

[@10snoopy1]

Mini ITX Jupiter Brain build guide 2048 edition

[@exmachin3926]

Planet sized computers built from nanoscale components

[@danielmullinr]

Was looking up fried rice recipes and just had my mind blown. Thank you!

[@matthias1312]

This was recommended to me after Roko's Basilisk and I dont like it

[@caroswolf286]

Here too, and oh boy, Aint I gonna make that snek proud

[@enricobenali6622]

I think youtube is up to something

[@connorroche8965]

Yeah I just watched it and this was the next video up

[@addylenwest8536]

Lmao

[@est2nes]

Yup... that's why I'm here too

[@rowboatcop4451]

What does A.R.I.A. stand for anyway? My guess? A Really Intelligent AI

[@ghostplayzbusters]

Shorter version of javis

[@Menaceblue3]

@@ghostplayzbusters *J.A.R.V.I.S.* Just Another Rather Very Intelligent System *F.R.I.D.A.Y.* Female Replacement Intelligent Digital Assistant Youth

[@just_some_bigfoot_hacking_you]

LOL

[@BreadBoys]

Can it run rust?

[@ShadowClod]

it would only be able to rust if it were made of iron/iron alloy and if it were exposed to oxygen and water

[@swizzmeister4962]

@@ShadowClod i have a Hard time, knowing if this is a troll or not..

[@ehemehem8220]

Father or son?

[@polyculeman]

Hello. Bye.

[@avigibler7174]

Kyle: I'm less concerned about the how, and more the why. All the 10 year olds: Uhhh, obviously to get a quadrillion fps in fortnite, duhh

[@liciniusscapula7696]

All the men: Shaders

[@mentalsuit2]

I like how in Star Trek, they're able to get such powerful computers by basically putting the computer cores themselves in a warp field which allows the optical processors to exceed light speed to computer faster.

[@BluDynamo]

mentalsuit2, Ah, yes that, but zero surge protection for The Bridge.....BRILLIANT!! 🤫

[@LizardVideoDude]

@@BluDynamo But explodium has so many advantages for console construction! ... I just can't think of them right now...

[@mentalsuit2]

@@BluDynamo Pfff who needs basic electrical safety when you're flying at warp speed

[@andrewolson5471]

@@LizardVideoDude explodium is highly conductive and... Ummm... Errr... It... Hmmmm. Oh! It looks dramatic when it is set off!

[@teemusid]

@Lost Aquarian A diagonal graviton beam would have been overkill. There's no room in Starfleet for showoffs.

[@bryanlam3412]

Kyle: What is the fastest computer possible? My computer: Let me ask you the opposite.

[@silverphoenix1507]

Bruh

[@scott5258]

This comment was ok, I would've even thought about liking it, but then "eDiT:thANkS FOr thE LiKeS

[@rolo2568]

Like 88 likes bro that's sad ;-;

[@bryanlam3412]

@@scott5258 WhAt EdiT? I TotALly DidN't JUSt DeLETe It...

[@Professer_8]

"Are you thinking about a Jupiter brain right now? Or is a Jupiter brain thinking about you thinking about itself?" This is so deep. My mind is blown lol 🤯

[@aguyinahoodie6199]

its 2:00 AM rn im still thinking bout it

[@br1ngtheacti0n46]

Nobody cares what u think about

[@MaaZeus]

@@aguyinahoodie6199 Existential crisis in middle of the night. Good bye a good nights sleep.

[@DoctoratePhD]

"Are you thinking about thinking about thinking about what God thinks about Donald Trump thinking about Him thinking about what a rat thinks about me thinking about him thinking about a Jupiter brain right now? Or is a Jupiter brain thinking about you thinking about itself being capable of thinking about thinking about what George Bush thinks about God thinking about me thinking about him (George Bush) thinking about what He (God obviously... hehe) thinks about what KZbin thinks about Jawed Karim thinks about the other KZbin CEOs' thinking about thinking about thinking about thinking about what Courage the Cowardly Dog thinks about Spongebob thinking about what Squidward thinks about Patrick thinking about existential nihilism while Mr. Krabs thinks about him thinking about thinking about thinking about what Singapore thinks about all this while the entire universe thinks about what the Andromeda Galaxy thinks about itself thinking about itself thinking about itself thinking about what God thinks about the entire universe thinking about Him thinking about what all of Bangladesh thinks about itself thinking about itself thinking about itself thinking about Him." -Me, CreeperDude567

[@philippey4918]

or is a matrioshka brain thinking about a jupiter brain thinking about itself about itself?

[@AspiringD3v]

a jupiter brain is the only computer that can run cyberpunk 2077 correctly

[@skydivekrazy76]

What you forget to mention... The king killed that chess player for such an outlandish request. Once he figured out the cost...

[@slurdrip]

Jupiter Brain: I fear no man, but that thing _Cyberpunk 2077_ *It scares me*

[@JaxonJJB]

Minecraft it worse, it can bring a dual 3090 pc to its knees with only a single texture pack

[@user-vy5hc9ud6l]

@@JaxonJJB yes ore just bitcoin

[@r.p5380]

There are computers the size of an average human torso about 46cm (18") to 52cm (20.5"). The volume of an average human is around 62,000 cubic cm. The volume of Jupiter is about 1.4313×1015 km3 (3.434×1014 cu mi) or 1,321 Earths and if we say that a computer roughly the size of an average human 5,9" (in this scenario the power of the computer the size of a human has 32gb ram, with a graphics card of 15gb VRAM, and a 3.4ghz processor with 8 cores and has 10tb of storage and consumes 500 watts of power) and we figure out how many of those fit inside Jupiter (23,085,483,871) than the planet would have 738,735,483,871 (738 billion) gigabytes of ram, 23 billion cpus (which are part of 23 billion computers), 230,854,838,710 (230 billion) terabytes of storage, and would consume 11,542,742,000,000 (11 trillion) watts of power. It would also have 341,854,838,710 (341 billion) gigabytes of VRAM. This thing would probably be able to emulate the life of every single thing in existence, do calculations so immense it's unimaginable, find out how to reverse entropy in the universe, run 12 billion games with itself at once at one time without lag.

[@schulzy1544]

@‹ or they would rule over us

[@dracodragonknightkorosenai]

@@r.p5380 Wow, I don't see that being build anytime soon sadly. Maybe a few million years into the future? Asteroid mining for resources? Idk

[@ingridw9675]

"But why would anyone need a computer so powerful?" Me: obviously to run Minecraft raytracing and realistic textures mods without exploding

[@Legion849]

That's right which is why we ask Can it run Minecraft?

[@deputyindigoPrime]

There's an entire sub-genre of sci-fi that starts from the premise of every other sentient race in the galaxy treating humans like barely-contained antimatter engines: phenomenally useful but incredibly dangerous. Basically, Humans do things to prove them possible, AND THEN decide if the doing was actually wise...

[@Legion849]

@@deputyindigoPrime Hmmmmmm

[@cyborgbob1017]

There's no supercomputer in the fictional universe that could do that

[@ryanmapping7944]

7:51 a hyperintelligentsuperboject Xnopyt! What the whaaaaaaaaaj?

[@A_Random_W33b]

Kyle: JUPITER BRAIN Unicron would like to know your location

[@vasudevraghav2109]

Cybertron is exactly that

[@BushidoBrownSama]

I'm looking at the hypothetical Jupiter brain & thinking that's just cybertron

[@nil981]

I dont think unicron would even qualify as a Jupiter brain. He would probably be classified as something akin to skynet.

[@seanc9520]

I think Unicron wants to know its location to take a bite. Can be lunch plus dinner.

[@poncio2632]

Teachers 40 years after building/discovering one: What you have in your pocket is more powerful than planet sized computers of 40 years ago!

[@kerbodynamicx472]

Poncio powa the concept of that planet sized computer relies on the concept of a perfectly efficient process though.

[@sigmundfreud4472]

uwau to show you the power of qubits, I did and did not saw this boat in half!

[@Teadon86]

Jupiter Brain: "What is my purpose?" Me: "Run Dwarf Fortress." Jupiter Brain: "My God!" Me: "This is not the time to develop a sense of humor. Run Dwarf Fortress."

[@1992jkwj]

*forgets to neuter cats*

[@Teadon86]

@@1992jkwj *Wails for mercy intensifies*

[@alacastersoi8265]

it's "Oh my God"

[@wilmagregg3131]

so thats why AM was created no wonder hes such a sadist

[@Teadon86]

@uwau A problem that maybe can be solved with one trillion dollars in R&D and a lot of courage.

[@johnrtrucker]

Can you imagine a Jupiter brain thinking of different ways and sizes it can reorganize itself into? And what it would reorganize itself into from that new form and so on?

[@GiancarloPaniccia]

We're getting into Issac Arthur territory here and I like it.

[@avishalom2000lm]

One thing I haven't heard in this video that Isaac Arthur mentions is how do you get rid of waste heat from all those bits flipping? A Matryoshka brain relied upon the difference in temperature between various layers going out from the central star. Something for the mass of Jupiter would have to take up far more space or have something to carry away Heat without the whole thing blowing up on you.

[@henryfleischer404]

Luis Murrell I figure you could stack orbital rings around it, then hang radiators from them like clothing on a clothes line. The hard part would be figuring out the plumbing to move the heat up there.

[@leofreitasa9933]

@@avishalom2000lm using superconductors should do the trick

[@RobMellor]

I'm so glad you mentioned Isaac Arthur! I came to the comments to do the same! Instead, I'll comment on yours and give the big old thumbs up!

[@tonyhinders4429]

They should do a team up

[@okastbloart8395]

Power source: basically marvel’s power stone

[@foxfff123123]

okast bloart he looks like Chris Hemsworth too...

[@somedudeok1451]

Or just don't build a planet shaped computer, but a Dyson Swarm around the sun and make it a computer. Better at radiating away heat, thus faster at computing and doesn't have to deal with its own gravity.

[@subspacesausage5918]

@@somedudeok1451 You are onto something. Why are we building all of these noisy Pee-Cees when we could just play games on a refrigirator. Keeps your coke cool, keeps your games cool. Might as well throw in a car engine and a pair of wheels while at it.

[@Stonehawk]

Minecraft RTX edition: *exists*. Crysis: CALM DOWN SATAN

[@ollin-tonatiuh6418]

Bowser: tell me how to beat Mario. Jupiter Brain: you can't.

[@trevorrogers95]

Learn to code.

[@darknessbr3209]

first step: stop putting a axe behind the bridge you are in

[@kingad8869]

Get sponsored by Sony.

[@Djoki1]

I was eager to comment about the Destiny 2 thing but i did not expect it to be actually mentioned in the video. Interesting fact from the game lore: Humanity has made an AI so complex, that even the "computer" that can simulate infinite realities, cannot actually simulate it.

[@Solitude2500]

Let's call it G.O.D (Gigantic Operational Device) instead since it is literally Deus Ex Machina.

[@humanity600]

A god of machines. 😱

[@c4ble472]

Me: what’s 0 divided by 0 Jupiter Brain: *Error*

[@angelashiflet6153]

That profile pic tho

[@sibanbgd100]

Why do i know the exact panel of the Hentai that this picture is from

[@simonmorley4816]

0/0 is 1

[@ericxgaming5423]

zero can infinity be divided by zero

[@nutroll1622]

Let's Not How are you gonna say that but not tell us the sauce

[@quinndepatten4442]

I tried to have a conversation with a worm and he had a lot of dirt on me.

[@drsamuelhaydensecretgaming6749]

I tried to have a conversation with my dad and he punched me in the face.

[@Jake_Fish_pleb]

I could finally play ready or not. Without it being a slide show

[@qasidfarooqi9821]

Destiny 2's Vex are mind bogilingly interesting and alarming. The whole reality controlling/changing stuff is awsome

[@VariusMayhem]

My task for a Jupiter Brain or Matrioshka Brain: Develop methods of miniaturization of your current construct.

[@jeverett1738]

That's where you get many brains traveling thru space stealing all knowledge like futurama.

[@Axymerion]

That might be impossible, because to do it efficiently it would have to simulate itself. That would require an even bigger computer.

[@omnitroph1501]

@@Axymerion No, it would only need to simulate it's own components, and find better ones. This can be done.

[@ochkalov]

Матрёшка

[@overloader6726]

Computer so powerful it can simulate infinite realities You mean the vex?

[@josephwilliams5292]

The infinite forest, aka what they turned mercury into

[@laynegrey2003]

@@josephwilliams5292 So... yeah, sort of the Vex, since it's their planetary supercomputer. Which we borrowed to break time, as you do.

[@sneed2600]

And then the vogons would come along and demolish it to make room for a hyperspace bypass

[@PyroYeet]

That could run Ark Survival evolved on ultra setting on 60fps, damm

[@KCsMMOs]

Lol can u not?

[@mdavies97131]

It could let you run Ark Survival in full body VR at reality level resolution & frame rate ;P YES, actually FEEL when you get mauled by that T-rex.... oh... wait....

[@EddieKMusic]

mdavies97131 Dude are you flirting with him? Wtf is up with those emojis

[@robertnett9793]

@@mdavies97131 It would be cheaper to drop some freshly cloned dinos on some random planet and then let a few humans loose on the same world.

[@liquidminds]

You could run a 10bn players multiplayer server at 100fps ...

[@parislantz7177]

Imagine playing a super realistic game on the Jupiter Computer, then the people of the game start developing, Humans v2

[@scarletevans4474]

I heard that The Matrix 4 is coming soon. I wonder how the simulation will go this time.

[@admiralrng6506]

@@scarletevans4474 does it have Ray Tracing?

[@schnek8927]

We already have people implementing AI chatbots into videogame NPCs. Probably wont be that long until we have almost fully realistic representations of humans in virtual worlds.

[@maxthibodeau3627]

can I play Minecraft?

[@dunkmania5155]

Unless it has infinite computing power, there would be a limit to a Jupiter Brain's ability to simulate universes, since the simulated universes could also contain Jupiter Brains that would need to be able to operate.

[@gakuyax]

I read a manga called Blame and the dude explore a mega structure that is being maintained by robots. I imagine that is how these jupiter brains would look like on the inside. I always wanted to experience that but no video game has done it to my knowledge.

[@odysseusinspace9704]

The game Naissance has a similar feeling about it.

[@Lambda_Ovine]

"I guess my ultimate question about the ultimate computer would be this: Are you thinking about a Jupiter Brain right now, or is a Jupiter Brain thinking about you thinking about itself." Something tells me that questions is like the halting problem. I don't think you would get an answer no matter how powerful the computer is.

[@Jan-cg1pq]

Right, because if you make the computer 100x more powerful, it may be 100x better at answering the question if we live in a Simulation. But at the same time it also makes the question 100x more difficult to answer, because it confirms the possibility of a 100x Computer existing that computes the Simulation we would live in.

[@brandonlott1717]

@@Jan-cg1pq The matrix calibrates to the user.

[@deathhog]

Everyone always forgets that there's an easy escape. "I don't know."

[@gameresearch9535]

You guys think to small about large objects. You know that computers started out the size of rooms, and then became smaller and faster? And also think about it, in a long time.. a smaller computer will be so much faster than one the size of Jupiter.. , over time.. emerging technologies like Graphene and new Quantum Technologies would beat any technology before it, because there are breakthroughs all the time. And so a computer that can fit in your pocket, many years later.. would beat the computer that is the size of Jupiter, "depending on the situation and if the Jupiter - size computer isn't upgraded to the same level as the computer in your pocket or Desktop PC". You guys think way too small. --------------------- Want to know more about Graphene and Quantum Technologies? Go to my channel, find Technology Research, go there. Go to the playlists area, find a playlist called "videos with important info to get around my other channel. After that, find a playlist called "Graphene playlist". And then check all the other playlists on the channel.

[@5000mahmud]

Game Research you don’t know how to advertise do you?

[@khango6138]

The Protomolecule wants to know the location of your home solar system

[@dragonfied321]

"I'm like a bad Virus you just can't shake"

[@legoharry100]

Someone please call Jim Holden.

[@protomiller2506]

Where’s Elvi and Fayez at?

[@feynstein1004]

Fashang

[@CDRaff]

The second he said giant diamond.

[@KristovMars]

Thanks for doing the maths for me, calculating my grocery bill is about my limit.

[@potatolordd]

4:45 "I'm less concerned with the how, than with the why" So I can play Minecraft at max render distance cuh

[@grabbin_]

Kyle: What do we call it? Me: Unicron? Kyle:Jupiter Braaaiinnn Me: awww...

[@joaquinmaldonado4210]

When I was a kid I read the book series "so you want to be a wizard", and one of the books they were teleported to a silicon planet that they magically turned into a giant computer brain it became sentient had sentient baby computer brains, who then immediately computed how to stop all time in the universe in order to preserve all life from entropy. It was crazy awesome.

[@NickolaiPetrovitch]

I read that book as a kid too! I still have it I think :)

[@cthulhufhtagn7520]

I remember that one! I forgot the name of it, thanks

[@MarluxiaKH0014]

This is the last place I expected to ever find Destiny mentioned 😂

[@Xylospring]

So this is essentially the Big Gette Star. One of the Weirdest things in DBZ. And this is DBZ.

[@kleingrrmpf]

A dyson-sphere-powered-planet-size-super-computer. A DSPPSSC??? Well, can you come up with a better name?

[@allseeingcctv2760]

There is a name for it: Matroshka brain

[@moemuxhagi]

The "FLDSMDFR" !

[@BurpAtTheMoon]

Dicey Jupe!

[@Bodiggle465]

Came here to mention Dyson Sphere. Yes! save all that additional mass for MORE processing power!

[@light-master]

A Dyson Computer

[@szymonsokolinski9907]

Kyle:I couldn't get a chess board during the lockdown. Also Kyle:*Goes to another stellar body*

[@beclops]

Why'd he have to go to another stellar body when he has such a stellar body himself, eh. Boom, complimented.

[@Oboutte12]

Kyle: *mentions Destiny 2* Me: *heavy breathing*

[@jackmitchell9091]

I’m dumb was that a reference to the Vex or Rasputin

[@Trainzer_]

@@jackmitchell9091 the vex, he's talking about the infinite forest.

[@alo2748]

The infinite forest be simulating infinitely (acctually just a few paths to the rest of the mission)

[@joshuaowens2418]

The Vex are pretty wild

[@joshuaowens2418]

All that rice talk with nanomachines, is basically siva

[@a.morphous66]

So I think it’s safe to assume this thing can run Doom.

[@Prowl76]

"Unicron? Who's Unicron?" "A planet that devours everything in its path." "So that's the monster's name."

[@medexamtoolscom]

I have a feeling that if you made a computer with a brain the size of a planet, it would just be terribly depressed. Especially if it ends up with a pain all down the diodes on its left side.

[@renfitzpatrick5476]

Or a Matrioska Brain (I'm not sure on the spelling). But it's the same thing but combined with a Dyson sphere/swarm to power it.

[@psychopompous3207]

But what would you use it for? Something clearly beyond our comprehension.

[@davidmangru3762]

@@psychopompous3207 creation of a digital utopia afterlife? Pretty sure a Jupiter brain would be enough for that tho

[@steamroller8773]

@@davidmangru3762 It's not about the money, it's about the statement.

[@Dragoon710]

@@steamroller8773 it would have to have a real good purpose

[@grugruu]

3:31 hilarious 😂

[@jameshorton4962]

would love to hear about the software side of it

[@achimrazvan6793]

Not iOS for sure, i mean, they will have to take it to the seller for repairs, imagine the cost of that... Let alone that it will cost a lot of money to build, and if apple sells it, we'll need to buy an additional charger, a screen, a wireless mouse, a wireless keyboard, maybe even a stand, and as the software gets upgraded, the curent version will slow down, it will overheat, maybe even bend if someone sits in it, you know, just a trillion dollar company problems... P.S. Fuck Apple

[@tigwhite883]

Not! Windows 8. AKA: Mankind's biggest mistake.

[@jebbbungo7873]

it runs arch btw

[@vaska916]

Linux

[@alexanderzippel8809]

Assembly

[@navidryanrouf441]

Finally! Now I can run Minecraft with 1 Trillion FPS!

[@KindOldRaven]

Bit more than that!

[@astrabytedotexe]

You mean like maybe 30 if you got smooth lighting off and graphics fast

[@Schenkel101]

Kyle: talking about the limmitations of computation Me: wait this guy was called Andy Samberg?

[@NoXion100]

Anders Sandberg

[@Treklosopher]

I'd love to see a video about the Dyson Sphere hypothesis some time too. It's one I've been fascinated with since I was introduced to it in Star Trek.

[@tallonmetroids271]

We technically got it with the Hollow Planet video.

[@atashgallagher5139]

Who knows, maybe dark matter is just the majority of stars and planets having been walled off into dyson spheres running quintillions of people all in their own little universe ignoring the rest of the real universe.