Jurassic Park III (2001) KILL COUNT

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[@skuaaaaaaaaa]

Dead Meat no

[@Joe.wd29]

Dead Meat your the best kill counter

[@evilfrankiej9375]

Dead Meat thank you so much for another great video

[@cooperaumiller4227]

Dead Meat I watched this last night

[@eduardnemes4161]

Dead Meat i will support you

[@billpardy4094]

The most scientifically accurate part of the Jurassic Park franchise is how far scientists are willing to go to get their studies funded.

[@The155thbird]

Yup

[@junglejournalist2507]

that and Ben's death

[@captainrex2336]

I kinda agree with james they should have killed everyone except billy alan and Eric plus I think the coolest moment was billy saving Eric

[@thebaldcat6708]

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[@clhwhiffleball4418]

Inr

[@bongchoof]

also, can we talk about how the kirby's are scumlords that basically kidnapped grant and billy and forced them into a life threatening situation.

[@tallybarnie5453]

Robert Williamson yeah I get you’re trying to save your kid but what if they got back to the mainland, got taken to court, get sent to jail and the kid still gets taken away

[@noneofyourbusiness4294]

@@tallybarnie5453 even if all of that would happen, which it should to be honest, at least their kid survives. The boy wouldn't be with them, but alive, something pretty important to most parents. Then, when it comes to the kidnapping, Grant, while usually everything other than an idiot, decided to not run a background check on the Kirbys. I mean, even as little as to check if that company even exists would have been enough to call them out on their bullshit. But movie has to movie, so he blindly trusts them. All that being said, that of course doesn't mean that any of the Kirby's actions are even close to being justified. And I was really hoping they'd kill off Mrs Kirby, when she started to yell all over the island. Seriously, there are dinosaurs there, and she brings a megaphone?

[@LinkMarioSamus]

Speaking of which, I just realized the Coen Brothers' classic Fargo has two actors who have been in Jurassic Park movies - William H. Macy in this one and Peter Stormare in the previous one - and both play very similar characters across the films. Probably just a bit of typecasting though, plus now we know that Mrs. Macy was just as much a con artist as her husband played in the films.

[@charlottewalnut3118]

Talia Terrell I mean at least the kid didn’t die

[@dtczyk8976]

They would have been sued for everything they have

[@tohkritxhaln2703]

I don’t care if Cooper is a red shirt who hit Grant. Him crying for them to please stop and save him will always get me.

[@unicornasaur3834]

Me to

[@jakewhitmore6046]

Who tf is Cooper though 😂

[@napalmtree745]

Bro I always felt bad as a kid

[@debraborrett3646]

@@jakewhitmore6046 bro lives under a rock

[@jakewhitmore6046]

@@debraborrett3646 who is cooper tho

[@thehappyaipom6302]

I have to say, I'm glad you mentioned the plane clipping the spinosaurus. I was confused as a kid watching this movie as too why the spinosaurus was so intent on hunting them, cuz I always thought the blood on the plane was coopers. Makes sense the thing is pissed for being hit.

[@colinbaldwin313]

Also explains why the plane crashed in the first place.

[@Anonymous-uo7nb]

There was also a deleted scene of the mercs destroying the spinos eggs so keep that in mind

[@mrmism7451]

Y'all remember when Alan was trying to get the parrot to say his name? Later on the plane, the raptor says Alan- in place of a bird. Remember his theory of dinos evolving into birds. The one things the directors did right.

[@hellohuman3775]

The scene is still stupid

[@aussie0.110]

Scarlet Flame someone’s not in a good mood, Jesus

[@johanliebert4622]

@@aussie0.110 Someone is a 10 year old fanboy. Jesus...

[@teeganredwood249]

@@johanliebert4622 hol up🙌 what?

[@jenniflower6569]

@@johanliebert4622 why a 10 year old????

[@VIperzilla1]

Why does everyone hate the spino? He was a great dino not his fault that he had to be in a crappy movie

[@cosmokramer4650]

The Baryonyx because in reality its jaws wouldve broken as soon as it head clashed with the Rex. The Rex wouldve eaten it fast. The Spinos jaws were a lot weaker and weighed a lot less. The rex has a bite force if 6,800 pounds twice that of a saltwater crocodile, enough to cruch any dino skull quick.

[@DrakusWolfChild]

@@cosmokramer4650 The spino was a hybrid, you can't apply scientifically accurate data to it

[@SoggyWaffles15]

@@DrakusWolfChild got his ass

[@nolanc9432]

Yeah I really liked it

[@justinwright4628]

As a kid, I saw the movie in theaters and I thought it was ok.

[@liamhamilton9086]

All I remember about this film was that damn satellite phone Spinosaurus scene. Hearing the well timed jingle and then the Spino being right there was the most terrifying moment of the film for just how non-subtle it was.

[@jessemaynard1136]

A nice reference to Peter Pan.

[@curefestive1774]

The thing with Billy is that he was SUPPOSED to die in the Pteranodon attack but his actor threw a hissy fit about it, so they changed it to him magically surviving.

[@Loki34525]

That’s just annoying

[@spiderbug7615]

Yo, that makes so much more sense

[@allthelittleworms]

personally I think it's nice, he tried to redeem himself for endangering everybody by stealing the eggs, he earned surviving. I don't think it's magical, if he dived underwater he might've been able to avoid them

[@clamcrewcarclub6017]

@@allthelittlewormsdiving underwater to avoid animals that only eat fish doesn’t seem smart haha

[@NicholasVetter-sy8io]

Yes, surviving being what looked like being mangled by the Pterasaurs.

[@ohjeezriles]

“Yeah, it ain’t technically a dinosaur, but it’s still scary when it snatches Eric like a wig.” I just screamed

[@ajollyduck]

Timestamp?

[@ohjeezriles]

@@ajollyduck roughly 12:30

[@thethe4643]

Why tf did you scream?

[@ohjeezriles]

@@thethe4643 have you seriously never heard that expression before? it’s usually said to suggest something was ridiculously funny. James is a funny dude and that line he said cracked me the fuck up.

[@drearycicak860]

@@ohjeezriles that's ok dude

[@CEOOfSeagulls]

he actually learned the call for help in the scene where the raptor gets stuck behind the cage door, it starts to call for help

[@darkstarmoonshadow8892]

It was an awesome audio

[@VotingChipmunk]

I think James dislike for this movie made him overlook that.

[@jurassicparklover0185]

but why did he call them

[@SnoozeNLooze]

True

[@jurassicparklover0185]

@Judgmental Fish alan. why was he using it the only reason they left was because the helicopters

[@apparition_83]

Fun Fact: Since Owen stated in Jurassic Park that he used to be in the navy, it’s likely that he was on the navy crew that helped them get out of the island.

[@TD-ht8dz]

uhh... no, that's extremely unlikely, considering Owen is about 30 in Jurassic World, and this is 14 years before that, he would be a teenager at this time, and also even if he were full on navy already there are tons of possible deployments and it's extremely unlikely that he would be anywhere close to there, not to mention the fact that he's supposed to have been a Navy SEAL, and considering his fighting skills in JWFK, I believe it

[@maliksalem1207]

I always loved Jurassic Park 3 as a child. The movie shifts to the island and dinosaurs almost immediately and features many fascinating creatures. The filmmakers understood what the audience wanted and delivered in abundance in the movies 90 minute run-time.

[@colinbaldwin313]

Yeah. The movie doesn't overstay its welcome, and that's a significant thing. It's a quick little thriller with multiple effective action scenes, some superficially likable characters, and a svelte runtime that wraps it up before you get tired of it.

[@cuinaperson1895]

Yeah I don’t really get all the hate around Jp 3, I mean all the jp movies have unlikeable characters and everyone says they’re just fine so I don’t really get the big deal around JP 3

[@SCP-Site-326]

Yeah, the only reason people hate it is because the first Jurassic movies were literally the best movies ever at that time, but now we have stuff like 65 which is even worse than JP3 and people aren't hatin' on it just cause there wasn't a great prequel to it.

[@thatboylije7892]

Speaking of that please bring back 90 minute movies not every movie needs to be 2-3 hours long

[@louisbrice1466]

@@colinbaldwin313 and the characters acting realistically as well, the kirby family going back on family memories and alan being grumpy that hes stuck on another dinosaur island is all just really human

[@ozzy2167]

I think the scene by the fence with the sound of the phone ringing was fantastic, being stuck on the same side of the fence with that spinosaurus is an effective scare ngl

[@ecaboots]

I totally agree. The reveal is super creepy! I think it’s just all dialled down by the countless other chase scenes and shitty everything else

[@its1899]

how does the ringtone of a phone from ~2000 make a strong enough sound to go through the mass of a goddamn spinosaurus, and still be easily heard from 10s of meters away

[@ozzy2167]

@@its1899 don’t have to be realistic to be creepy fella

[@its1899]

@@ozzy2167 it has to be immersive to be creepy, and it has to be at least slightly believable to be immersive, fella.

[@ozzy2167]

@@its1899 you mean slightly believable like a park full of dinosaurs?

[@yith2116]

16:05 Raptor 1: "Excuse me, what?" Raptor 2: "Did this guy say he wanted to find the liver of Raptor Jesus?" Raptor 1: "This guy is clearly a nutcase.

[@yith2116]

Thank you.

[@swankyturtle6727]

@@yith2116 did you just say thank you to yourself?

[@yith2116]

I think either someone else made a comment and then deleted it or I was thanking the likes. Probably the former.

[@harriano7790]

Nerd

[@swankyturtle6727]

@@harriano7790 :O

[@alyssapaige3316]

Fun fact- the river scene is actually a reference to an event in the first book which was unfortunately left out of the movie.

[@Casual_guy1234]

If you read the scene, you'd know their very different

[@Casual_guy1234]

@@thatvalensteingirl do know what reading the novel is?

[@kavrha1493]

“Yo we got Alan Grant in the house” I cried for 10 minutes straight

[@angelinamariano8978]

I was waiting for someone to mention it😭

[@supportpatriarchyordietrying]

Dodgeson > Grant

[@user-eo5sn9yt1u]

WE GOT DODGESON HERE!!!

[@sct913]

Raptors hoping for a Sam Meal 😂😂😂😂

[@kjvinnie3643]

I love the phone ringing scene no matter how many times I've seen it

[@AJadedLizard]

The look of frustration on the Spino's face sells it. Every time it happens he's just like "Goddammit."

[@photon6490]

I love how they added an easter egg for that in jurassic world evolution 2

[@AL_50428]

@@photon6490 yoo did they what was it?

[@ToastyNugg]

@@AL_50428 when you are in chaos theory mode, in JP3 you can watch the spino chillin, and then the phone rings.

[@kindrpgcat9000]

I like that scene. It is more creepy than funny though.

[@soukxox]

“Yeah it ain’t technically a dinosaur but it’s still pretty scary when it snatches Eric like a wig a flies away with him.” SJSFDKM IM DEAD

[@blankethero2873]

vei likes cows Could you say, your dead meat?

[@guam_]

IT SNATCHES BILLY NOT ERIC!!!

[@snazzyjovialwyrm3314]

@@guam_ No, that one snatched Eric up and brought him to one of their nests for baby ptera chao. Billy gets attacked by the other too not long after.

[@guam_]

sorry I got a bit confused. and yes I have watched all the Jurassic world/park movies

[@spzm3x]

Jurassic Park III holds a special part in my heart…i grew up watching it on Cartoon Network Movie nights.

[@slayallrebels5996]

I still find it wild that Cartoon Network actually aired this a few times.

[@math1ass10]

As a kid, i loved this movie, spinosaurus fascinated me. While everyone was angry that the iconic trex got killed. I was fascinated to see a dinasour that beat the trex. I loved it.

[@Fuckfuckfuckphukk]

"Yes, a grown ass man named Billy." that got me 🤣

[@shawnjackson9885]

It got me too lmao 😆😆

[@hopelessromantic4843]

Really bro ?

[@vickimew7366]

Fun fact: Amanda Kirby basically caused every death in Jurassic World and onwards (in theory). She failed to lock the bird cage door when leaving, allowing the pteranodons to escape and fly free. The person hired by Masrani to 'clean up' the pteranodons causing havoc over Canada (I think it was Canada) was Hoskins. Hoskins impressed Masrani with that job enough to land the job at Jurassic World. Hoskins being at Jurassic World enabled the entire plot to happen, from the Indominus Rex to the Raptor squad being let loose on the island. Without the pteranodon escape thanks to Amanda's crappy locking skills, Hoskins likely would not have been on Isla Nublar during the events of Jurassic World, and the Indominus might have not been as modified, or escaped. If no disaster occured at Jurassic World, it likely would have continued operating safely, and before the eruption it's likely that all the dinosaurs were evacuated in time and safely, making no addtional deaths in Fallen Kingdom. Oh, and the Indoraptor wouldn't have existed either... so... yeah. Thank Amanda Kirby for the kill counts for the next two movies!

[@-_deploy_-]

One door that wasn't Locked caused all that...what is the name of This effect? Chaos Effect?

[@saifudin3953]

Wow ,because that silly mistake ,the whole story change.

[@katieocarinaoftime1986]

Yeah but don't forget the end of lost world (jurassic park 2) that there were pteranodons flying around freely in the closing sequence whilst John Hammond said they needed our absence so I think it's a bit of a grey area

[@Hendropod]

@@katieocarinaoftime1986 That was a different group/breed of pteranodons.

[@no-one44678]

Very nice theory my friend

[@liamnehren1054]

16:00 I actually think that part was well set up and makes sense with the amount of intelligence it is suggested that the raptors have. They probably started seeing the humans as a similar species due to the calls. this fits nicely with some of the human vs human interaction seen the first time isolated tribes saw every other race. As well as mixed with how animals tend to react when we mimic them.

[@CooperHudgins]

17:07-17:14 This bit is not only funny, but ironic. In the original novel for The Lost World, there was actually a pair of camouflaging Carnotaurus on Site B. They were actually a pretty big deal in the book, managing to keep the Velociraptors AND the T-Rexes scared away from their territory. Their camouflaging was so good that they could blend in with the bars of a chainlink fence at night!

[@Schnipps]

Yup! And that is where they got the idea for the Indominous Rex from! Pretty much everything in all the movies, is taken from bits and parts of the books!

[@backalleysports4799]

I got MAD when I saw that Ellen and Alan weren’t married

[@Litfus3]

Ellie not Ellen

[@teeganredwood249]

@@Litfus3 might be short for Ellen...

[@Litfus3]

@@teeganredwood249 might be

[@Litfus3]

@BatCatShipper I still don't understand that

[@junglejournalist2507]

haha

[@twist58]

Damn. Amanda sure annoyed the hell out of me. Constantly yelling and completely oblivious of the consequences when on a dinosaur-inhabited island.

[@marshallarts9198]

its women what do you think

[@johanliebert4622]

@@marshallarts9198 Calm down, kid.

[@gloriagloglo3051]

She is annoying in most movies I've watched. And the constant yelling here really made me want to switch of the movie.

[@gloriagloglo3051]

@@marshallarts9198 misogynist much? This lady was just a stupid character. The makers of the script decided that she had to yell the whole time. The screaming was annoying to any man or woman or intersex person wachting this movie. However the writers/directors did that to the character unlike in the other movies. (I am a woman by the way). This is the first in the franchise with an annoying female character. But now you want to generalize this based on one thing which was most likely decided for by men (the makers of the movie).

[@CrazedFloridaMan]

@@gloriagloglo3051 she was screaming cause she was looking for her son, she didn't want to accept that he might be dead

[@penslaandco9111]

The one thing that makes me really love the third one is the scene with the Spinosaurus with a phone ringing inside it. I watched this movie for the first time at 1-2 AM at my cousin's house and that scene KILLED me lmao. I like that the spino stars in this one, it's one of my favorite dinos

[@CBerries]

This movie is the reason the Spinosaurus is my favorite movie. I love it so much.

[@sirmurphygaming7567]

Gorden Ramsey comes out of the bushes shouting “RAAAAAAWWW”

[@shaquilloatmeal7546]

RAAAAAWWWW-RRRR

[@egal1kenobeonxbox588]

Grant: I want something to eat. Would it be possible to eat a dinosaur? Gordisaur ram. :It's fu*king rawwwwwwww

[@junglejournalist2507]

haha

[@ironiswordbrodoesstuff9019]

This movie is so RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW

[@amos1482]

Sir It's actually spelled 'Gordon Ramsay'

[@flynnfarron]

The scene where Grant blows into the raptor whistle gets me every time. It's a bit silly, but it's SUCH a tense scene. Plus, that raptor whistle is just cool as fuck, I want one.

[@sirunclejim7217]

I actually 3D printed one 1 or 2 years ago, it is probably the coolest thing I've printed so far

[@CrusadingBacon167]

@@sirunclejim7217 I'll pay you 3$ for it

[@sirunclejim7217]

@@CrusadingBacon167 Unfortunately it doesn't make any noise but it would make a cool display piece if you smoothed and painted it. There are some websites online that you can send 3D models to and they will send you a printed product. That would probably be easier and more trustworthy than some random person on the internet.

[@tokenhollow]

I have a soft spot for jp3. Its kinda camp, pretty silly, with some good intense scenes. Its super different from the others without taking itself too seriously. Love the pteranodon scene, and mrs kirbys WHATS A BAD IDEA??? always makes me laugh

[@mab2187]

I honestly don't know why people hate this film, and especially hate the T.Rex death... the JP Spino is a cool dino man

[@xanderfoley6641]

The only characters that I wanted to survive was Alan, Billy, and.... THATS COOPER!!!

[@jacobmadrigal8195]

I liked Eric Kirby he was one of my favorite kids of the jp franchise the other character beside Alan billy udesky and cooper can get eaten

[@xanderfoley6641]

True

[@xanderfoley6641]

@@jacobmadrigal8195 My personal favorite is Timmy I hated Lex tho

[@DryptosaurusDavid]

I wish udesky survived

[@ethancoolbro18gamer86]

@@xanderfoley6641 I thought Lex was better but I relate to Tim more

[@zestfulmaple6113]

That was the funniest “Let’s Get To The Numbers” so far imo XD

[@niconexus5914]

Chaos Carnival imo = In my opinion

[@DanDan-xm6uh]

Ah the more you know

[@mcsnuggie]

Fellow Helisexual i am aero-sexual (i identify as a titan from gtav)

[@elitevortex5196]

Zestful Maple right

[@thomasc.337]

I replayed it like 10 times

[@izusenpai5516]

I don’t know if it’s an unpopular opinion but I really loved Jurassic Park 3 mostly because it came out after I was born and I grew up on it the movie has its flaws 100% but I still prefer it over lost world at least

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

Same

[@lepotato135]

Same. I got butthurt by how much James was hating on it lol. It's not that bad in my opinion. I think the horror aspect was really well done, and things were really intense throughout the movie for me. And the phone ringing in both the Spinosaurus and it's fecal matter made me and my dad laugh when I was younger. It was a nice funny addition to the film.

[@curious1053]

It’s not an unpopular opinion, it’s just wrong.

[@TheDragonFur]

Me hearing so many people insult my favorite movie and say it's horrible. Also me who heard it like 100 times. "Yeah yeah and what's your proof."

[@joshtatko4806]

I think the spinosaurus killed the first couple guys because it's aquatic and could disappear back into the water

[@andriarno9431]

I know it was originally supposed to be pterodactyls but it’s not revealed because the films script was changing during filming. 3 weeks before they were set to film they rewrote everything! The original idea was pteranodon were killing people on the mainland and they go there to investigate. The ending was supposed to be pterodactyls vs the helicopters. Funnily enough the army refused to lend them the choppers because they said the dinosaurs wouldn’t stand a chance. They were cautious because of the 98 Godzilla movie made people feel bad for the lizard at the movie’s end. They didn’t want more bad press for the airforce so... rewritten and the mystery was dropped

[@linevan5222]

Or because they were playing Katy perry far too loud and the dinosaur wanted to shat them up

[@KoalaFied-ie8rn]

Zealot of Peryite That’s what I was thinking

[@Prak_Giggles]

it's like jaws instead it's.....fin- okay it's like jaws but it's more terrifying

[@icy239]

But that's open ocean and I doubt a semi aquatic dinosaur could keep up with a speedboat

[@beardguy9089]

I honestly love this film, even though other JP films outshine it I just love any big film with dinosaurs. Spino is such a iconic dino in this film, and plus the velociraptors are super scary

[@Hunter87788]

The Lost World is underrated... JP III ehh..

[@gorillaguy5664]

The Raptors were my favorite thing about the film. I legit think they are terrifying

[@DarwinskiYT]

Despite how stupid this movie can be I still love it and it has some of my favourite dinosaur sequences

[@Driver8takeabreak]

I actually like this one more than the second one. That scene with the camper glass just felt like it took forever. And with three they went with more of a slasher film style. The pteranodons were awesome too.

[@brib4911]

I like how the raptors are smort

[@elmultiversodejoaquin405]

17:26 OH MY GOD ANOTHER BLUEBERRY PIE!!!!😱😱😱

[@Thatbendyfan_]

12:00 is literally just the plot to angry birds

[@alanm.335]

I remember I got this film for my birthday as a kid. It was one of my favorite childhood gifts, and I still have the VHS carefully presereved. What I appreciate about this movie is, for me, are two things: 1) Velociraptor packs from this film look and act different than those from the second film. The ones from The Lost World seem hostile towards one another just as they were in the first film. These ones seem more like a flock of birds that look out for each other rather than compete for dominance. Reminds me of hyena hostility withing packs. 2) The ever-growing obsession of InGen's genetic modification. I know it is all science fiction, so not all science is accurate, but many people believe spinosaurus was not bi-pedal, but walked on four legs. Whatever the case is, InGen is slowly toying with genetics engineering to make dinos "bigger, scarier and cooler", as many dinosaurs do not natuarlly look, including the velociraptors with that height. Even Billy and Dr. Grant confirm confirm with one another that InGen must have kept a lot of dinosaur experiments off the roster. I wonder if this lab they encountered was where they modified the dinosaurs. I am geeking out. I love background detail and Easter Egg stuff.

[@SOLIDSNAKE.]

I got it for Christmas

[@Heraldo_Del_Mar]

Fun fact: the ringtone coming from the Spinosaur's gut was meant to serve as a twisted parody of the clock in the crocodile's from Peter Pan.

[@Litfus3]

No I didn't know that that's pretty cool

[@Heraldo_Del_Mar]

@@Litfus3 Well now you know. Lol

[@m.nic.5080]

I’ve had it as my ringtone for like 10 years and I never knew that! Cool

[@t26e3pershingtank]

The spino was jutoit for blood, and i love that about it, there are some animals that are just pure, unbridled aggression, granted the spino may or may mot have been like that, but it's still interesting to think that it does have that aggression

[@jackbyrne4635]

This is exactly what I love about the kill count for. I hadn’t thought much about JP3 but wanted a recap before Dominion. I do not want to watch it (I have watched the OG, Lost World & Jurassic World) but James is perfect whenever I want to remember what happened in like Halloween 6

[@scottbbt81]

“Pterano-taint.” Comments like this are why you have become one of my favorite people on this planet, James.

[@MakeBetterVideosPlz]

The reason the Spino was so OP was because in lore. It’s the first genetic hybrid. Such as the indominus. That’s why it’s so fucking insanely strong.

[@bmariano1879]

that's a theory. there's isn't actual evidence that the spino was a hybrid.

[@yapyapthedestroyer2562]

Brandon Mariano true, we don’t know if it ever was a hybrid, do you think so or not, I think it’s probably a 50/50 chance

[@bmariano1879]

@@yapyapthedestroyer2562 well you tell me why you think it's a hybrid, i don't think it's a hybrid, i just think it's the writers trying to hype up the spinosaurus because they wanted a newer and stronger villain and not use the t rex again, it looks like a normal spinosaurus

[@themoonboi]

When they originally tried to shoot the fight between spino and t rex with animatronics the spino was so strong it literally tore the head of the rex off.

[@TheHeroinmaster]

@@bmariano1879 well there is a guy on yt can´t remember the name sadly, that found evidence in officiel lore stuff from the makers that the spino is actually a hybrid. mix between 4-5 dinos i think he was Edit: Klayton Fioriti was the name :D

[@chibicthulhu4382]

I have always loved dinosaurs. So when I got JP3 on dvd as a kid I watched it probably 15 times in one weekend. I now fully know how bad it is but I can’t help but feel nostalgic watching it.

[@squishoes]

14:36 The Irony

[@KlaytonFioriti]

Dude, I loved this video so much! Perfection 👌

[@sharkdoesstufff]

Klayton Fioriti Same! (I honestly love this movie for some reason, I don't hate any Jurassic park movie)

[@user7516]

Didn’t expect to find you here , Klayton. I love your videos, man!

[@MariaCarrillo-pp1le]

Klayton Fioriti love all your Jurassic world theory’s

[@diego.444]

Klayton Fioriti aye Klayton!

[@rileybolin185]

I love you videos

[@miche92829]

“That’s cooper” greatest line ever said by Dr.Alan Grant

[@mateusluiz5049]

Facs

[@TheRManProds]

THAT'S COOPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@lonelysatoshi2482]

5:31

[@user-gp7vq8km1x]

​@Jebat Khalid imagine if it was Cooper at the end instead of bills, what a plot twist it would be.

[@SB992REBORN]

@@user-gp7vq8km1x no, that IS cooper!

[@gtortillaz21]

The dinosaurs in this movie are so much better looking than the past 2 movies. I love the og designs but the raptors and brachi are amazing

[@TrustandFollowJesus]

This was one of my fav Jurassic Park movies.

[@LilyRose8959]

Them finding Billy first might not be as unusual as most people seem to think. When he was attacked, he was in water, floating down with the current while being chased by the pteradons. After he got out into the ocean, and into deeper water the birds might have given up trying to eat him. It's possible one of the ships or helicopters spotted him in the water and picked him up before they reached the island.

[@berengerburkhart4080]

"dat'shashtagnotmahdinosawh" Never change, James.

[@zeronile24]

6:20

[@LL-ny7bg]

at 15:35 spino got ptsd from the meteor fires

[@begood4786]

WHATAAAATTTT I LOVED THIS ONE!!! I can honestly say it’s my favorite!

[@Nightmare77110]

While the sequels aren’t as good as the first, but I still enjoyed all of them including this one

[@emberzz7259]

Nightmare I agree

[@kysike666]

Always the Women on Part 2 and 3 ruined the movies not the dinos!

[@froggyfroge6406]

Same

[@mchooveshoofman7314]

I think I enjoyed this one more than I should have since out of all my discs I used, this was the only one that had audio and I watched over and over again (btw this was before Jurassic World cus when that came out, my disc for it worked)

[@isaacixtupe8983]

That Spinosaur river chase is a reference to the T-Rex River chase in the book.

[@Siamzero1994]

But this time it fits the animal

[@spinoplays6703]

Is it the part in the book where Grant and hammond's grand children travel through the river with the rex chasing but it couldn't catch them since there was a fence between them?

[@pinedragon5398]

Oliver Bond look it up on KZbin. It’s amazing.

[@thelonelywoodstock674]

James: "Yes, a grown man named Billy" Me: uh.... **nervously side eyes my grandfather named Billy** I guess that's why he goes by Bill

[@Captain-Sum.Ting-Wong]

I have a soft spot for this movie, and after the original it's probably my favorite.

[@TeamDattony]

"Oh no not Cooper... he was so.... a-a guy" 😂😂😂 Bruh I'm dying

[@maybedave0595]

TeamDattony 😂😂😂

[@declanapps356]

The spinosarus has an advantage... arms

[@doomsday24]

The T. Rex has the Jaw and Strength advantage....

[@ragheedbahnam8055]

@@doomsday24 spino is bigger than the rex

[@doomsday24]

@@ragheedbahnam8055 Which dont mean squat..the rex was built to kill larger dinos. What was spino built for again?...lmfao fishing.

[@ragheedbahnam8055]

@@doomsday24 if near water the spino can drown the rex

[@ragheedbahnam8055]

@@doomsday24 the t rex can't kill a megalodon in the water The spino has at least a chance

[@N00B_MASTER69]

10:28 how he got the t-rex pee was from barney because the same kid that plays eric kirby was in the barney movie also the spino can go under water causing those first two deaths

[@Mark_Rage]

man cant believe the fans hated the spinosaurus but i literary enjoyed it

[@josephmakowski5975]

11:27 Spinosaurus: You have...a voicemail...

[@dforman4770]

Ah, a Nostalgia Critic fan I see

[@theresevideos1007]

XDDD

[@naenaemarie6250]

Would've been funny if James added that part from when Nostalgia Critic reviewed it, voicemail part I mean lol

[@TrufanNW]

For me the velociraptors were the icons of the movie so I didn't really mind the Rex dying. And honestly the Spino was the best effect in the movie. Slightly less intimating than the Rex but they were a welcome change. Also it's amusing/horrify watching Mr Noddle die but his death in the Green Mile was way worse.

[@lepotato135]

Oh my gosh, as a Mystique fan I love your profile picture! Also I agree. And I think they really made the velociraptors even more terrifying in that movie.

[@ryomen7713]

I'd honestly say spino is more intimating

[@colinbaldwin313]

The T-rex is bulky and brutish, whilst the spino has a kind of lean look that makes it appear somewhat more villainy. It looks malicious as opposed to merely intimidating. And it can use its arms as no T-rex could!

[@RickZilla9000]

6:50 Come at me mother Fuckers Spinos in the house My favourite line in this video

[@Velociraptor433]

I Laughed so much when spino said that.

[@Wadethewallaby2001]

8:51 when I saw that scene for the first time it is the scariest scene I have ever seen any movie to this day it is scary.

[@KingsNerdCave]

I like the Spinosaurus.

[@u.succ.s9527]

KingofTerrorBRO, ITS WAY BETTER THAN THE TREX!!!ONESTLY ITS MY FAV DINO😁😁

[@sharkdoesstufff]

KingofTerror same. I don't care if the Spinosaurus is inaccurate to real-life, it's still awesome!

[@mizukami1693]

In reality the spinosaurs is stronger than the trex

[@shirshanyaroy287]

I like it too. It looks pretty cool.

[@sesamestreettv]

Me too!

[@M0NTY47]

16:12 Actually, when they trap the raptor behind the door at 9:07, Grant turns around in astonishment and says "My god...It's calling for help" and so he roughly tries to mimic the same call he heard earlier in the film. Whoever edited this blatantly left that part out. This movie isn't perfect but that point was pretty ignorant.

[@TheRazrSnake]

😂Dino Fight and that Carnotaurus puppet at the end.🤣James, you’re the best.😹

[@TDCloud-cu7mt]

this was the first movie i ever saw in theaters as a kid (i had to be about 7 or so) and it scared the piss outta me despite being a great time XD it is so contrived looking back on it, but i think we all have fond memories of dinosaur movies, no matter how bad they were

[@nothisispatrick4644]

I want to see the spino make a return in future jurassic world movies

[@kaijuslayer3334]

No this is Patrick Indeed

[@wqrc4690]

No i dont

[@EliasTwerp101]

I agree

[@mrchipmunk4442]

Same, I'd live to see it kick some indoraptor ass

[@CallenExile]

Me too.

[@nicktongret6211]

There was a YA book about how Erik survived his 8 weeks and honestly, it's not that bad. Also explains how he gets the T-Rex urine.

[@themanwhowouldbebrick]

How does he get it?

[@eve3461]

He probably finds it and stores it in nedry's barbasol can

[@nicktongret6211]

@LIAM He's hiding in a bush and a T-Rex passes all over him. Other dinos start running away from him so he wings it out in a jar.

[@spiderbug7615]

@@nicktongret6211 that's actually a pretty decent explanation for how he got ahold of it and his response to Alan's question. "How'd you get it?" "A T-Rex pissed on my head while I was hiding in a bush." 😂

[@cartersmegabloks8274]

Honestly I liked most of the characters, also the main dinosaur was gonna be a trex but audience's where sick of the same dinosaur

[@31.Kaden.31]

I just loved Jurassic park 3 I have good memories from my first time seeing it

[@gee_kaz]

Is it bad that i actually enjoy this movie? Yeah its not as good as i remember because i realized there's some plotholes but overall i really enjoyed this one. Like the Pterodactyl chase scene and Spinosaurus scene in the rain is so amazing to me because of nostalgia

[@adwinjoseph3773]

ikr

[@truereclaim7341]

Ya I'm the same I liked this movie Enough to where if I was on a Jurassic park marathon I'll happily watch this one plus I love the spino

[@sgill352]

Hey I liked home alone 3

[@ronpruchnicki6828]

Gee. Nah it’s close to my favorite jp movie it’s a battle between jp3 and the original

[@Genie1234]

This movie is my childhood

[@zoruasgang740]

The numbers segway gag was perfect in this one

[@TheNewRavager]

Zorua's Gang By far my favorite one. I love how much fun he's having doing these kill counts.

[@8bitboss]

hands down the best Jurassic movie, not just because of the characters but mostly because the spino is the best dino!

[@kiwikiwi2483]

Despite how ridiculous and stupid it is, the phone ringing scene with the Spinosaurus will ALWAYS be iconic.

[@JunoTheSpongey]

11:34 That is not a Spinosaurus, that is a Ring-o-saurus

[@theresevideos1007]

XDDD

[@pokemonfunny3404]

Hi shiny charmander *throws master ball*

[@ben2184]

Ding ding dingy-dong ding don ding don

[@scottwpilgrim]

Oh shit! That Snom has a knife!

[@brock8061]

“Looks like meats back on the menu boys” That’s a lord of the rings reference

[@normalperson3012]

Haha that's so hilarious hahaha

[@nolanc9432]

The Two Towers to be exact

[@xitlalygarcia3423]

I've never caught that bit.

[@therealronniej]

Jurassic Park 3 has its flaws but it's still better than the World films 😂

[@blunew467]

That isn’t saying much, they both stink, anyway the only Jurassic Park movie worth watching is the first one. Everything else ranges from mediocre to awful.

[@therealronniej]

@@blunew467 Jurassic park 3 doesn't make sense but it certainly makes more sense than Fallen kingdom in my books. I agree except I'd add in the lost world

[@blunew467]

@@therealronniej I Can’t really remember much about Lost World besides Julianne Moore’s screaming haha. But I’ll admit, I do like it more than I used to.

[@therealronniej]

@@blunew467 lol

[@blunew467]

I mean, this movie just has flaws everywhere, the ending is terrible, the helicopter just flies to them and leaves them, wut?

[@Alice-ej1wn]

Anyone else love the Spino? The change from T-rex was refreshing 😌

[@markolin6936]

The first three JP films basically molded my childhood. I remember that the first and third movies were my favorites.

[@TheRealRip-Tide]

SuperPigMark Does Everything same

[@TheStygian]

@Benjamin Hillan Well for me English is not my native language. So as a kid I barely understood it. I kinda watched English movies just visual. Okay so for the point; I remember JP2 having an incredibly lengthy and (at the time for me) boring few intro scenes without many Dinosaurs. The other movies got to the action quicker.

[@stephanietaylor2925]

I like to think that the Velociraptors were trying to get Alan Grant's signature

[@nolanc9432]

Lol and the Spino was trying to give the guy his phone back

[@duscarasheddinn8033]

@@nolanc9432 The funny thing is, in the non-canon LEGO Jurassic World, in the ending cutscene for the Jurassic Park III section of the game, the Spinosaurus has the satellite phone in its hands, trying to offer them something on the call, which is automated, but the humans just run. A raptor proceeds to jump up and knock the phone out of its hand. The game is a lot more comical than the movies that were out at the time, and the Spinosaurus in particular is taken quite a bit less seriously than in the movie. The game also spares all of the human deaths and some of the dinosaur deaths, even though LEGO had no problem with that in their previous games.

[@elauktan816]

I can say that, after rewatching movie clips, that this is prob the most horror-driven movie in the series. (Imo)

[@christopherflores5405]

I really appreciate that counter-strike reference with de_isla-sorna. And ovary burglar... The writing on these kill counts is insane.

[@Mac1081]

“Lost world has its problems” the only problem WAS THE DOG DYING

[@squeegeez624]

yup

[@munehboi]

And that dumb gymnastic scene

[@guy1849]

What? That was the best part, finally, some variety kills besides humans and monsters.

[@guy1849]

@@anonymousgoji well that’s good for you considering I don’t care for pets.

[@RobertEOSPEEDWAGON1]

@@guy1849 You monster. I mean, I am more of a cat person but no pets at all!

[@shark6353]

17:03 was by far the funniest let’s get to the numbers.

[@damianprock1650]

Might as well add a ventriloquism act, especially with a carnotaurus

[@nolanc9432]

I also love Fallen Kingdom one

[@kameronhammerstone433]

Factsss

[@TWS395]

Love the ‘To the Numbers’ for this one

[@MySokolowski]

You’re a gem, James

[@jackmcbride7104]

I assumed hat the 2 guys on the boat in the beginning were killed by the spinosaurus because as we saw in the end, the spinosaurus could swim

[@goldenfist1387]

But shouldn't the boat sink too, like how can the spinosaurus cleanly eat the people on the boat without moving or sinking the boat?

[@mynameis4555]

No one knows what did it BUT it purposely was left up to the fans

[@blakeplushes2227]

Why wouldn't they scream then?

[@dequanbell3878]

Karim Gerges the boat was in choppy waters it was already moving frantically my guy lol

[@beaversmouth4557]

It was a mosasaurus

[@JeffreyDang-dd9iq]

17:13 you made me spill my mouthwash

[@Feyuna69]

No matter how many times this movie gets hated, I will forever love this movie till I die...except when Jurassic World Dominion releases...

[@photon6490]

All movies are equal to me because each one of them has an equal bias, the rex breaking out, rex vs raptor and dilophosaur scene was amazing for me, the chase in San Diego was also awesome and all scenes with the spino in it were perfect to me and still are, I love the spinosaurus so this is biased but the humorous phone in its belly scene made me love it even more, and the spino and aeroplane scene in the jungle gave me vibes to indominus rex and the two badly developed kids in that jungle with the ankylosaurs. The t rex is iconic to everyone and me from these films but the spinosaurus's spotlight in this made it iconic to a lot of people including me, even more iconic than the trex, I view the rex as a royal dominant creature while I view the spinosaurus as a ruthless, violent brute whenever I see them.

[@dreaveronica6944]

Why be a snacc when you can be a sam meal? Aim big people

[@camnunes8847]

Andrea Saldana dont you love it when KZbin notifies you a day after the video comes out? No? Me neither.

[@Ajustcause]

Cam Nunes that happened to me

[@kvigilgaming7886]

Andrea Saldana how is this 1 day ago when it came out 5 minutes ago

[@thehunteroflight1637]

unreal gaming whoa

[@camnunes8847]

Jorge Mendez when KZbin works its great, but when it doesn't its horrible

[@1000000man1]

*Eric in the beginning:* "We're gonna crash!" *Me:* You're Not in the boat, Eric! You're in the air!

[@daerdevvyl4314]

1000000man1 They could still crash.

[@FourTwenT]

1000000man1 yea, but they’re still tied to the boat. It could have sunk and brought them down with it.

[@anonymous92388]

Robin Waters that's drowning not crashing

[@mrx-od3ji]

@@FourTwenT jurassic park 3 is the best one out of all 3.

[@FourTwenT]

yam drowning caused by a crash

[@XGplays]

4:26 i like how he says dinosaurs

[@KeB3inactive]

It’s more cause of how Mr. DNA pronouns it, lol